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  1. StrongestPotato
  2. <(where are we heading?)
  3. 4:26
  4. Gallibon the Destroyer
  5. (CDM) <(To Austria.)
  6. 4:27
  7. StrongestPotato
  8. (PegasusMask) <(alright)
  9. (time later, in the plane)
  10. (PegasusMask) <(this is the 20th bag of airplane food, what even is the deal with it?
  11. (he hands the bag to Orca, Baleen, Condor, and Flamigno)
  12. //brb
  13. 4:28
  14. Gallibon the Destroyer
  15. (IKM) <(Luckily for me, I brought my own food.) *takes out sake, guzzles*
  16. See ya
  17. 4:32
  18. MechaZero101
  19. flamigno
  20. Welcome to the core of all our madness! Welcome, welcome, welcome!
  21. 4:36
  22. Gallibon the Destroyer
  23. Updated avatar
  24. lol
  25. 4:37
  26. MechaZero101
  27. lol
  28. 4:38
  29. Gallibon the Destroyer
  30. Now most of us here have anime avatars
  31. Yep
  32. Living the stereotype now, lol
  33. Granted----
  34. MINE IS BETTER THAN ALL OF YOURS
  35. jk jk
  36. 4:42
  37. StrongestPotato
  38. back
  39. 4:43
  40. Gallibon the Destroyer
  41. WB
  42. 4:43
  43. StrongestPotato
  44. let's coninue
  45. (PegasusMask) <(you have a problem with Sake)
  46. 4:45
  47. Gallibon the Destroyer
  48. (FLM) and (CDM) *bite on their food*
  49. (OrcaMask) and (BaleenMask) *chow down*
  50. (IKM) <(Birds and whales coexisting together to eat airplane food. How quaint.)
  51. 4:46
  52. StrongestPotato
  53. yeah
  54. it's amazing all 4 cover just two seats
  55. - said by PegasusMask
  56. 4:48
  57. Gallibon the Destroyer
  58. (IKM) <(Yep. Welp, I gonna pass out until we get there.) *falls over, passes out instantly*
  59. 4:48
  60. StrongestPotato
  61. (PegasusMask) <(I'll be sure to wake you up)
  62. <(how are you four feeling right now?
  63. 4:50
  64. Gallibon the Destroyer
  65. (FLM) <(Puny.)
  66. 4:50
  67. StrongestPotato
  68. (PegasusMask) <(well, at the very least it seems to have stopped)
  69. (the quartet become even smaller, BaleenMask's now about 9 inches tall or so, and he's the tallest one of the group, so imagine the rest)
  70. (PegasusMask) <(I keep jinxing it!)
  71. <(how long to Austria!?)
  72. Mandolore Shepard has just entered the core of all our madness!
  73. 4:54
  74. Mandolore Shepard
  75. Afternoon
  76. 4:54
  77. Gallibon the Destroyer
  78. (CDM) <(Not much longer now.)
  79. 4:54
  80. StrongestPotato
  81. (they finally make it to Austria)
  82. 4:57
  83. Gallibon the Destroyer
  84. (IKM) *wakes up in time*
  85. (IKM) <(We finally there?)
  86. 4:57
  87. StrongestPotato
  88. (PegasusMask) <(there we are, Austria, not to be confused with Australia)
  89. <(alright, where's this so-called contact?
  90. 4:58
  91. MechaZero101
  92. hungary
  93. 5:00
  94. Gallibon the Destroyer
  95. (CDM) <(He's around here somewhere. He just makes himself scarce.)
  96. 5:01
  97. MechaZero101
  98. (scarce) *walks out of a tree* <(hey whats up guys its scarce here.)
  99. 5:01
  100. StrongestPotato
  101. (PegasusMask) <(....okay...
  102. 5:01
  103. MechaZero101
  104. jk
  105. 5:01
  106. StrongestPotato
  107. GOD DAMNIT ZERO
  108. I WAS ABOUT TO WRITE THAT
  109. you ninja
  110. 5:01
  111. MechaZero101
  112. nooooob
  113. 5:02
  114. StrongestPotato
  115. (PegasusMask) <(...how scarce are we talking?)
  116. 5:02
  117. MechaZero101
  118. like, double upload
  119. 5:04
  120. Mandolore Shepard
  121. hmmm
  122. hmmm
  123. 5:05
  124. Gallibon the Destroyer
  125. (CDM) <(So scarce he's practically invisible.)
  126. 5:07
  127. StrongestPotato
  128. (PegasusMask) <(...we should be on the lookout then)
  129. <(maybe behind a tree?)
  130. 5:09
  131. Gallibon the Destroyer
  132. (FLM) <(If I had my Cetan form I'd find him a minute...all I am saying...)
  133. (IKM) <(I know!) *sprays out ink, sprays it around everywhere to find him if he is hiding*
  134. 5:10
  135. StrongestPotato
  136. (something moves nearby, but it's invisible)
  137. (the quartet become smaller, they're now at three inches max)
  138. (at this size, they can quite clearly see a dot moving)
  139. 5:10
  140. Gallibon the Destroyer
  141. (OrcaMask) *sighs*
  142. (IKM) *keeps spraying* <(YOU CAN HIDE BUT YOU CAN'T RUN!)
  143. Tengen Toppa Lazengann has just entered the core of all our madness!
  144. 5:12
  145. Gallibon the Destroyer
  146. (CDM) <(YOUR SAYING IT WRONG!)
  147. (IKM) *sprays like a wild fire hydrant still*
  148. 5:13
  149. StrongestPotato
  150. (the thing slips and crashes with a tree)
  151. (it grows to...about a little taller than PegasusMask and IkaMask)
  152. (TardigradeMask) <(....ergh...whoever's been spraying that ink...WOULD YOU STOP IT!?)
  153. 5:15
  154. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  155. hmm...
  156. 5:16
  157. Gallibon the Destroyer
  158. (IKM) *stops* <(Okay.)
  159. (IKM) <(Was just trying to get your attention Mr....what are you anyways?)
  160. 5:18
  161. StrongestPotato
  162. (TardigradeMask) <(TardigradeMask, the Austrian Micronaut, and I see I'm not the only one taking a course on downsizing)
  163. 5:18
  164. Gallibon the Destroyer
  165. (CDM) <(Yep...)
  166. 5:18
  167. StrongestPotato
  168. (TardigradeMask) (he picks up OrcaMask) <(my, she's beautiful)
  169. (PegasusMask) <(...you're being serious=
  170. (TardigradeMask) <(let's pretend this didn't happen)
  171. (PegasusMask) <(CAN YOU JUST FIX THIS CONUNDRUM!?
  172. 5:19
  173. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  174. (SQM) *is still passed out back at base, but there is now a noticeable tube running from his arm, his eyes rolled back in his head*
  175. 5:21
  176. StrongestPotato
  177. (TardigradeMask) <(CondorMask, old friend, what happened
  178. 5:22
  179. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  180. *https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaXSbsZoYnU plays around SQM as everything darkens around him*
  181. 5:24
  182. Gallibon the Destroyer
  183. (cdm) <(Long story short;)
  184. (CDM) <(FlamingoMask and IkaMask got their belts stolen, then we tried to get 'em back, then they got sprayed by mini-spores (me included) so now were also looking for a way to change back to normal.)
  185. (OrcaMask) <(Put.Me.Down.)
  186. 5:25
  187. StrongestPotato
  188. (TardigradeMask) (puts her down)
  189. 5:27
  190. Gallibon the Destroyer
  191. Hey wait a minute
  192. Did anyone get a copy of everything from before they were heading to Austria
  193. 5:27
  194. StrongestPotato
  195. nope
  196. 5:27
  197. Gallibon the Destroyer
  198. fuck
  199. Anybody remember it at least
  200. 5:28
  201. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  202. no
  203. 5:28
  204. StrongestPotato
  205. nothing beyond filler
  206. 5:28
  207. Gallibon the Destroyer
  208. Eh, since it was just filler I guess it doesn't matter too much then
  209. (CDM) <(So now where here for help to stop this shrinking problem.)
  210. 5:30
  211. MechaZero101
  212. (PegasusMask) <(alright, alright, let's just go)
  213. this is the earliest
  214. 5:30
  215. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  216. *https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoeEMHSUVxE plays as SQM's eyes remain rolled into his skull*
  217. 5:31
  218. MechaZero101
  219. did he just overdose
  220. 5:31
  221. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  222. He can't overdose.
  223. I mean, he physically can, but it can't kill him.
  224. 5:31
  225. MechaZero101
  226. oh god
  227. 5:31
  228. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  229. as in
  230. he just injected a gang's entire supply of heroin in one sitting.
  231. 5:32
  232. Gallibon the Destroyer
  233. Gotta love the mood dissonance here
  234. 5:32
  235. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  236. yup
  237. sorry bout that
  238. 5:32
  239. Gallibon the Destroyer
  240. (CDM) <(So can you help us?)
  241. 5:33
  242. MechaZero101
  243. ZI-O SAIKYOU
  244. 5:33
  245. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  246. (SQM) *eyes open slightly, as the tube is removed from his arm*
  247. 5:33
  248. StrongestPotato
  249. (TardigradeMask) <(I'll do my best)
  250. 5:34
  251. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  252. *his head is cradled against another creature like himself, before that character disappears into dust again*
  253. 5:34
  254. StrongestPotato
  255. (Location Unknown, Tardigrade's Laboratory)
  256. 5:34
  257. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  258. (SQM) <(… Don't go...)
  259. sorry, i'm making this way too depressing
  260. *his eyes flicker shut again, passing out again, a light foam coming from his mouth*
  261. 5:35
  262. Gallibon the Destroyer
  263. This is like watching an episode of Super Sentai crossed over with NGE
  264. (IKM) *carries the four with him* <(Yall look like action figures.)
  265. 5:36
  266. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  267. mecha pm
  268. 5:37
  269. StrongestPotato
  270. (TardigradeMask) <(alright, those spores, I've sensed similar before, it's MushroomMask's craft)
  271. (the name, MushroomMask resonates on FlamingoMask)
  272. 5:37
  273. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  274. zero pm
  275. 5:37
  276. Mandolore Shepard
  277. Interesting way to describe it @Gallibon
  278. 5:37
  279. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  280. galli pm
  281. 5:39
  282. Gallibon the Destroyer
  283. (FLM) <(MushroomMask!)
  284. (IKM) <(The guy from the bar?)
  285. (FLM) <(Yes! I thought those spores were oddly familiar....)
  286. 5:40
  287. StrongestPotato
  288. (TardigradeMask) <(hmmm....let's see...if I reverse this....maybe....
  289. alright, you two stay away
  290. (PegasusMask backs off)
  291. 5:41
  292. Gallibon the Destroyer
  293. (IKM) *backs off, then hides into Shadow Zone for good measure*
  294. 5:42
  295. StrongestPotato
  296. (TardigradeMask shrinks himself to their size and releases the spores around them, before growing back to normal)
  297. 5:42
  298. Gallibon the Destroyer
  299. (OrcaMask) <(How does this take?)
  300. *How long
  301. 5:44
  302. StrongestPotato
  303. (the group started growing instantly)
  304. (TardigradeMask) <(There
  305. <(Also I maintain my word, you're the most beautiful woman I've seen)
  306. (PegasusMask) <(...you're joking right?)
  307. (TardigradeMask) <(...no)
  308. 5:46
  309. Gallibon the Destroyer
  310. (OrcaMask) <(I get it often, no sweat. Just don't say it in front of BaleenMask is all.)
  311. (BaleenMask ) <(TOO LATE.)
  312. 5:46
  313. StrongestPotato
  314. (TardigradeMask) <(...you must be her husband, right?)
  315. Fish6 couldn't take our spark of madness. Farewell and godspeed. (just kidding, we know you're coming back.)
  316. 5:46
  317. StrongestPotato
  318. <(this is why I'm still a bachelor)
  319. (he gets himself uppercutted through the roof)
  320. (he crashes down)
  321. <(though I can see you two were one made for the other, look at you two, you chubby lovebirds~)
  322. (PegasusMask) <(easy, easy there, Shakespeare)
  323. <(these two were heroes)
  324. (TardigradeMask) <(I know, I still remember the fight against The Nocturne Titans)
  325. 5:47
  326. Gallibon the Destroyer
  327. (OrcaMask) and (BaleenMask) *start eating*
  328. (FLM) and (CDM) *also begin to grow*
  329. 5:48
  330. StrongestPotato
  331. (TardigradeMask) <(I could track them down, but it'd take time)
  332. 5:49
  333. Gallibon the Destroyer
  334. (IKM) <(I see.)
  335. 5:51
  336. StrongestPotato
  337. so, care to stay here? for old times sake?
  338. 5:51
  339. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  340. old times sake?
  341. 5:51
  342. StrongestPotato
  343. said by Tard
  344. 5:51
  345. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  346. oh
  347. 5:52
  348. Gallibon the Destroyer
  349. (DUM1) <(Hehe "Tard".)
  350. (DUM2) <(Heheheh, he said tard.)
  351. jk jk
  352. 5:53
  353. StrongestPotato
  354. I laughed too
  355. 5:53
  356. Gallibon the Destroyer
  357. (CDM) *to TardigradeMask* <(Sure.)
  358. 5:53
  359. StrongestPotato
  360. (back at the Brotherhood)
  361. (TumbleweedMask) <(alright, when's my next mission?
  362. 5:57
  363. Gallibon the Destroyer
  364. (KumoMask) *to TumblebweedMask* <(Uhhh...roll. Roll someplace else.)
  365. (KumoMask) <(Now leave me be. I;m working.) *puts on goggles*
  366. 5:57
  367. StrongestPotato
  368. (TumbleweedMask) <(roger! TUMBLEWEED....AWAYYYY!
  369. (he curls and rolls out)
  370. (he crashes with CatMask)
  371. <(what's my next mission?
  372. 5:58
  373. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  374. (SQM) *sits up slowly, as the heroin burns itself out, his skin itching for more, but he's all out now... tears welling up in his eyes*
  375. (SQM) <(… The humans need to come up with something stronger...)
  376. (SQM) *sits back in the chair, scratching at his arm*
  377. 5:59
  378. Gallibon the Destroyer
  379. (CTM) <(GET OFF OF ME!)
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