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JKBot Commands

Jul 27th, 2014
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  1. Here are JKBot's commands.
  2. TO THE MODS->
  3. To add a command, type:
  4. #add !COMMAND TEXT
  5. An example is #add !test This is a test
  6.  
  7. To remove a command, type:
  8. #remove !COMMAND
  9. An example is #remove !test
  10.  
  11. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  12. !funfact
  13. posts a random fact
  14.  
  15. !calc <math equation>
  16. is a calculator
  17. Example is !calc 10x10
  18.  
  19. !roll
  20. Rolls a dice
  21.  
  22. !slap <name>
  23. !throw <name>
  24. !tag <name>
  25. !hug <name>
  26. !kiss <name>
  27. Example is !slap jkbot
  28.  
  29. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  30. CONTROLLERHEAD COMMANDS [I will update the list every Friday]
  31.  
  32. [#controllerhead.!awyeahno]
  33. text=http://i.imgur.com/TDzbnic.gif
  34.  
  35. [#controllerhead.!carbq]
  36. text=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5ltxMhyV9U
  37.  
  38. [#controllerhead.!commands]
  39. text=Please type "!help" for assistance.
  40.  
  41. [#controllerhead.!help]
  42. text=go fuck yourself (j/k, but for real, type !jkbot)
  43.  
  44. [#controllerhead.!jkbot]
  45. text=My commands -> http://pastebin.com/LkXqg9zf
  46.  
  47. [#controllerhead.!controllercheer]
  48. text=http://i.imgur.com/zKX929S.gif
  49.  
  50. [#controllerhead.!controllerchug]
  51. text=http://i.imgur.com/um48wA4.gif
  52.  
  53. [#controllerhead.!controllerdad]
  54. text="Son, i thought i told you never to touch that speederino whirl rectumundo in this house. I am your ControllerDad and you will do as i say. i put a goddamn ControllerRoof over your ControllerHeads and your whore of a mother couldn't care less. Anyway I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed in your lack of refrainerino del whirl rectumoondo if you copy my mustachio i'll have you disowned and out of the ControllerHouse.. This is ControllerDad speaking goddamnit pay attention."
  55.  
  56. [#controllerhead.!controllerdance]
  57. text=http://i.imgur.com/pG7IdIl.gif
  58.  
  59. [#controllerhead.!controllergrill]
  60. text="Controllerhead this is your grillfren. i am pregnant with babby. How is babby formed? It is your babby. come pay me chilled support. no copy pizzarino nidorino pastarino"
  61.  
  62. [#controllerhead.!controllerguns]
  63. text=http://i.imgur.com/xW1YyxR.gif
  64.  
  65. [#controllerhead.!controllerhair]
  66. text=http://i.imgur.com/5qh1Qh7.gif
  67.  
  68. [#controllerhead.!controllerhead]
  69. text=http://i.imgur.com/h6CT80q.jpg
  70.  
  71. [#controllerhead.!controlherhead]
  72. text=tog boodies and star song
  73.  
  74. [#controllerhead.!controllerpunch]
  75. text=http://i.imgur.com/dnYQuMe.gif
  76.  
  77. [#controllerhead.!controllershot]
  78. text=http://i.imgur.com/s2iyMsX.gif
  79.  
  80. [#controllerhead.!controllertongue]
  81. text=http://i.imgur.com/LAzzcTQ.gif
  82.  
  83. [#controllerhead.!ch]
  84. text="Hi, I'm Controller "Sasuke" head. I'm 4'2, 826.35 lbs. I am 89 years young, and I like streaming nude on speedrunslove.com. My penis is 3 inches long, and 9 inches wide, but I pound like a jackhammer. My hobbies include taking short walks to my backyard, and programming sexbots. Potato. I am also mexican, black, and a ginger. Great Job, Stiv!"
  85.  
  86. [#controllerhead.!deerforce]
  87. text=D e e R F o r C e
  88.  
  89. [#controllerhead.!facepalm]
  90. text=http://i.imgur.com/BRV20QK.gif
  91.  
  92. [#controllerhead.!gifs]
  93. text=http://imgur.com/a/lGNcL
  94.  
  95. [#controllerhead.!heasarc]
  96. text=WE LOVE HEATSHARK! =D
  97.  
  98. [#controllerhead.!kibbi]
  99. text=How is kibbi formed? how is kibbi formed how game get prugramed. They need to do way gmae player> who kill thier kibbis. becuse these kibbi cant frigth back? it was on the news this mroing a waddle-dee in ar who had kill her three kids. they are taking the three kibbi souls back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the controllerdad who lost his children ; i am truley sorry for your lots
  100.  
  101. [#controllerhead.!moonizz]
  102. text=Moonizz, my ideal darling!
  103.  
  104. [#controllerhead.!record]
  105. text=http://i.imgur.com/BWvAV.gif
  106.  
  107. [#controllerhead.!sexywalk]
  108. text=http://i.imgur.com/MuO9dQD.gif
  109.  
  110. [#controllerhead.!srl]
  111. text=speedrunslove.com
  112.  
  113. [#controllerhead.!starsong]
  114. text=tinyurl.com/thefuckingstarsong
  115.  
  116. [#controllerhead.!streamception]
  117. text=http://i.imgur.com/LRA8gFi.jpg
  118.  
  119. [#controllerhead.!what]
  120. text=http://i.imgur.com/yxixHDY.gif
  121.  
  122. [#controllerhead.!]
  123. text=!!!!!
  124.  
  125. [#controllerhead.!!]
  126. text=!!!!!
  127.  
  128. [#controllerhead.!!!]
  129. text=!!!!!
  130.  
  131. [#controllerhead.!!!!]
  132. text=!!!!!
  133.  
  134. [#controllerhead.!!!!!]
  135. text=!!!!!
  136.  
  137. [#controllerhead.!urn]
  138. text=This is my urn. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My urn is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My urn, without me, is useless. Without my urn, I am useless. I must PB my urn true. I must urn faster than my friend who is trying to sub me. I must sub him before he subs me. I will. My urn and I know what counts in spedranning is not the attempts we reset, the redness of our splits, nor the twitchbux we make. We know that it is the PBs that count. We will PB. My urn is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its route, its glitches, it's tricks, its RNG, its frames and its pixels. I will keep my urn clean and fast, even as I am clean and fast. We will become part of each other. We will. Before Glod, I swear this creed. My urn and I are the defenders of my PB. We are the masters of our category. We are the saviours of my life. So be it, until victory is America's and there is no PB, but world record!
  139.  
  140. [#controllerhead.!fyaaa]
  141. text=i love fyaaa
  142.  
  143. [#controllerhead.!resetzone]
  144. text=http://i.imgur.com/NCUSIau.png
  145.  
  146. [#controllerhead.!mugg]
  147. text=Dear mr "I'm too mugg1991 to call or write my fans" This will be the last meme ill ever send your ass. Its been 6 months and still no accept. I dont deserve it? I know you got my last two friend requests, I wrote the memes on em perfect. I love you QT, we could've been together think about it.
  148.  
  149. [#controllerhead.!kimjongurn]
  150. text=http://puu.sh/gcSWn/3838a6c3e2.png
  151.  
  152. [#controllerhead.!footprints]
  153. text=http://i.imgur.com/cb0yUPM.jpg
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