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- Lil’ Kim - Aunt Dot Lyrics
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- [Lil' Kim]
- .. My Aunt Dot
- left a glock and some blood on my sheets
- Told me clean the shit up, then she hit the streets
- Even though I'm her niece, she copped me a piece
- Wack-ass caliber, nickel-plated with the silencer
- What? She don't know I like my guns pretty?
- Like my boy Castor Troy with the twin-glizzies
- I heard a knock at the door {*knock knock knock knock knock*}
- To my surprise I saw these two familiar eyes
- Who are you?
- [Lil' Shanice]
- Whattup? I'm Shanice, don't remember me?
- [Lil' Kim]
- She called me by my government name, Kimberly
- Who sent you?
- [Lil' Shanice]
- My mom sent me; her name is Dottie
- She packed a note in my knapsack along with a shottie
- [Lil' Kim]
- Hmmph, she was cute; and mad fly
- She had the Prada knapsack, with the hat to match
- Bavari hiking boots, with the mink bubblegoose
- and I could see she was admiring my Minski suit
- Then she handed me the note
- [Lil' Shanice]
- Here - read this
- [Lil' Kim]
- I just stared her up and down
- cause I couldn't believe this - then I opened it
- It said, "Bitches is out to get you;
- your so-called friends, put a bomb in your Benz.
- I'm on a mission now to do some harm to your friends.
- They know where you live, so evacuate the crib.
- And oh, the little girl, that's your cousin Shanice.
- Since I can't be with her, I need you to babysit her.
- Besides; she looks up to you - you're her idol -
- and tomorrow is her first violin recital,
- and she would be more than happy if you could take her.
- Peace, my number's on the back of the paper, hit me later."
- Damn.. what went wrong?
- Can't we all just get along, and make hit songs?
- Bitches all up in my ass like a thong
- If this was a show, y'all hoes would get "gonged"
- Cause if it's on, then it's on, bring it on
- What the fuck you waitin for? C'mon, let's get it on
- What? What's takin you so long? I got plans for the future
- to bring back your head like Medusa
- Chorus: Lil' Kim (repeat 2X)
- Girls be actin stink, and mad funny
- Y'all bitches bleed like me, on the monthly
- Can't stand the pain then pop a "Humphrey"
- I know it hurts.. (I'm killin y'all)
- [Lil' Kim]
- Uhhh, we in the Range in this fucked up weather
- It's snowin and I'm tryin to put the whole shit together
- How Laverne, she always wanted to be like me
- and dress like me, and look like me
- and Nicole, it's like she lived in my house
- Askin me for money, day in - day out
- And last but not least the grimiest one Tayesha
- She planned it all, come to find out her name is Keisha
- C'mon Shanice I'm takin you to my house in L. Conn.
- (I wanna go with you!) Uhh, be quiet, and we'll get along fine
- [Lil' Shanice]
- C'mon please, I wanna be just like you
- 600 Mercedes, and 380's in my doll babies
- Crazy baguettes in my barettes; and,
- H-class rocks inside my baby G shop
- Fuck Barney and Lambchops; I don't love them hoes!
- But anything goes when it comes to bankrolls
- Diamonds on my toes, X-and-O's
- Versace hottie in designer clothes
- Scoop Lil' Nique and Jus, then take 'em to Toys'R'Us
- Make em spend they cheese then kick 'em out and take the bus
- I'm the S-the-H-the-A-the-N-the-I-the-C-the-E
- but all my friends call me Miss Little Queen Bee
- What what? I like the green, know what I mean?
- Ever seen The Professional? (uh-huh) Well I come cleaner
- [Lil' Kim]
- You know what? I like you; little big person
- but rule number one - no cursin
- Anyway, what you know about that?
- You too young for that, when I was your age
- I woulda got hung for that
- Then I picked up the phone, to call my Aunt Dot
- so she could fill me in a little more about the plot
- Hmm.. nine-one-seven, eight-five-eight, two-one-two-two
- "Hello?" Yo, what's the deal?
- Why these bitches buggin out;
- I mean, what's this all about?
- "See it's sorta like what Tonya Harding did to Nancy
- They don't want you to win no more
- Soul Train they don't want you to attend no more
- And I guess that's why, they ain't your friends no more
- The other day, when I was comin out the grocery store
- I saw the bitch Nicole in front of the salon next door"
- For real? "Yup, then I choked the bitch out
- At least one to the heart, tied up her hands and feet
- Through her in my backseat,
- then I dumped her on a dead-end street
- The other two? Yeah they still linger
- But don't you lift a finger, I'ma get 'em
- so just pray I come home
- and when we hang up, get rid of your phone"
- Whoo! When Aunt Dot comes, oh brother
- It's like five Bloody Mary's, one after another
- Hmmph, she have you stressed, no wearin white, no sex
- And when she get vexed, you guess what happens next
- Cause them other two girls, that's still on the menu
- is the reason why the story is to be continued..
- Chorus
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