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Budhan, the laundry boy would have come...
and cut the fruits and keep

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All I am saying dad...

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...just go and sit on the pot...

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...it'll happen...

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But I am still not
feeling the pressure...

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Count these...

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Hey Budhan!

8
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Why didn't you give me black currant
with my milk last night?

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Of course I gave...

10
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This walking around won't help you...

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...just go and sit on the pot...

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I know my system better or you?

13
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Budhan...

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...make a note of 19
clothes in the diary...

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You're still here baba?

16
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It won't happen... just
because you're saying!

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It will... I say so! Go and try..

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It won't!

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All right then!

20
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You just don't want
to listen to anyone...

21
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...breakfast is here... eat
it... after you're 'done'.

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Look... I Know that 'potty' feeling...

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...just yesterday I sat
on the pot for an hour...

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Please dad... no point
I'm already late for work...

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give me the list..

26
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Listen Piku... Piku..

27
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...call me before lunch...

28
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You're late again...

29
00:05:03,667 --> 00:05:05,541
Madamji I've been waiting
here for 20 minutes

30
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So am I lying then?

31
00:05:06,792 --> 00:05:08,458
No Madamji

32
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Move now

33
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Yes ma'am

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Fast.
- Yes ma'am

35
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Madamji, Madamji sir won't spare me...

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tell your owner... I don't
need your taxi from tomorrow

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all they know is how to fleece you..

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Send a cup of tea inside

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Sure sir

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Reema... PPT

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Yes sir

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Client is here..
- Yes I know I'm late

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...Piku just try not to argue today...

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Look..I can't stand like a beggar
in front of the client...

45
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...I like to speak my mind...

46
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...if you've issues with that then I
am happy to not attend this meeting..

47
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You are meeting Aniket for lunch..

48
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Come on yaar..not him..

49
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...he's a jerk!

50
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...you can't be so desperate..

51
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I am... so...?

52
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Shall we?

53
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Syed... Kept it inside

54
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See I get your point... but my driver
was just trying to save the other car...

55
00:06:27,292 --> 00:06:28,375
...so he turned left...

56
00:06:28,542 --> 00:06:31,500
...you were coming from behind...
in speed... naturally... it banged...

57
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Your driver was speeding!

58
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He hit and ran away... so
how's this natural?

59
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Sir, Piku Madamji had said...

60
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stay quiet...
what else could this poor man have done?

61
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Who would cause an
accident intentionally?

62
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Now where did this dent come from?
...this one here...

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That was another lady driver
but that's not the point...

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Oh really?
Why do accidents happen with you only?

65
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Look don't deviate...

66
00:06:53,626 --> 00:06:55,250
Why is it always that
the guy in front is at fault?

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All I know that he has broken this...

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Oh hello..settle it or it's
a sure case of 'Hit and run'...

69
00:07:01,542 --> 00:07:02,875
Exactly.

70
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You can't be so safe with the
designs otherwise there is no point

71
00:07:07,667 --> 00:07:09,291
Ya
- Sorry..sir..

72
00:07:09,292 --> 00:07:12,250
...Ma'am..your father..

73
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What happened?

74
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There's a message... from him

75
00:07:15,792 --> 00:07:17,083
read it...

76
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Read it quickly

77
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"..day before I
had Semi liquid motion...

78
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...since then constipation and gas...

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What should I do?"

80
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Will you say something...?

81
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I am talking to you..

82
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I am talking to you...

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"Semi liquid motion first.

84
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Then 2 days of gas and constipation.

85
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What should I do?"

86
00:08:00,126 --> 00:08:02,000
What kind of a message is this
to leave at an office...?

87
00:08:02,167 --> 00:08:02,958
Why?

88
00:08:03,626 --> 00:08:06,375
I think..its a..
serious health issue..

89
00:08:06,376 --> 00:08:09,791
...and we should discuss it..

90
00:08:09,792 --> 00:08:12,291
We could've discussed at home...?
We live in the same house..

91
00:08:12,292 --> 00:08:14,125
But you said you didn't
want to talk to me...

92
00:08:14,292 --> 00:08:17,125
Fine... you could've sent me a text...?

93
00:08:17,292 --> 00:08:18,541
Why did you give it
to the Receptionist...?

94
00:08:18,542 --> 00:08:21,125
But just this morning you said
you didn't want to talk to me ...!

95
00:08:21,126 --> 00:08:22,500
Didn't you say that?

96
00:08:22,501 --> 00:08:24,000
This morning dad...

97
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I've kept the lunch on the
table..and I've have made Grand Pa's dish

98
00:08:27,501 --> 00:08:29,916
My dish? Or 'Moong' pulses' dish...?
son of a pig!

99
00:08:29,917 --> 00:08:31,250
Just go and keep lunch on the table...

100
00:08:31,251 --> 00:08:32,125
on the Table?

101
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What else did I say?

102
00:08:33,417 --> 00:08:34,625
So I said the same... table...

103
00:08:34,626 --> 00:08:35,500
Dad, in the middle of my...

104
00:08:35,667 --> 00:08:37,583
hey you better have
not put salt in my food...

105
00:08:37,751 --> 00:08:40,750
Well how could I?
you hid it again today

106
00:08:45,542 --> 00:08:47,000
...open a new packet

107
00:08:52,376 --> 00:08:57,500
Greasing is good for motion..

108
00:08:58,292 --> 00:08:59,583
Dad stop being so..difficult...

109
00:08:59,751 --> 00:09:02,125
...from last two days not
a single piece has come out...!

110
00:09:02,126 --> 00:09:03,541
I don't want to die of constipation...!

111
00:09:03,542 --> 00:09:05,375
No one dies of constipation..

112
00:09:06,167 --> 00:09:07,375
Elvis Presley did..

113
00:09:08,792 --> 00:09:10,708
Don't look at me like that...

114
00:09:11,126 --> 00:09:12,625
...his body was found
in the bathroom... obviously...

115
00:09:12,626 --> 00:09:14,375
...he must've been
sitting on the commode...

116
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didn't you keep the
yogurt in the fridge?

117
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It's gone sour...

118
00:09:20,126 --> 00:09:22,291
look Piku none of
my problems are small..

119
00:09:22,292 --> 00:09:23,625
When you'll be my
age... you'll understand..

120
00:09:23,792 --> 00:09:25,458
I don't want to get to your age...

121
00:09:25,626 --> 00:09:28,625
you have problems
everywhere in your body..

122
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Imaginary..

123
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Imaginary?

124
00:09:31,876 --> 00:09:33,375
Then..see this..

125
00:09:33,626 --> 00:09:34,333
What?

126
00:09:36,001 --> 00:09:37,000
See,

127
00:09:38,417 --> 00:09:40,250
Hemoglobin 15...
normal.

128
00:09:40,417 --> 00:09:41,416
Urine test normal.

129
00:09:41,417 --> 00:09:44,000
Diabetes negative..Kidney
function normal..ECG normal..

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Budhan...!

131
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When did these reports come?
And why did you give it to her?

132
00:09:47,542 --> 00:09:49,250
That's not the point Dad.

133
00:09:49,417 --> 00:09:51,500
Srivastav uncle asked
for blood Count ONLY..

134
00:09:51,667 --> 00:09:54,416
...then why did you
get these extra tests done?

135
00:09:54,417 --> 00:09:55,875
So there's nothing in the report?

136
00:09:56,042 --> 00:09:59,625
Look at your face... everything
is normal but you are not happy...

137
00:09:59,792 --> 00:10:01,250
really... things will be better
off if something comes out...

138
00:10:01,417 --> 00:10:03,500
kidney..or lung or
diabetes or something...

139
00:10:03,667 --> 00:10:06,250
at least then..there will
a solution to this house..

140
00:10:06,251 --> 00:10:08,375
Look..I've given you full freedom..

141
00:10:08,376 --> 00:10:09,416
Don't talk to me like that..

142
00:10:09,417 --> 00:10:11,166
What freedom?

143
00:10:11,167 --> 00:10:14,000
I had to meet Aniket today
for lunch... but I am here. With you.

144
00:10:14,167 --> 00:10:16,125
Is this how I am going to
lead my life? discussing your shit?!

145
00:10:16,292 --> 00:10:18,750
Don't bring my shit in between..don't

146
00:10:20,417 --> 00:10:24,166
And this your relationship status..

147
00:10:24,167 --> 00:10:25,125
Yeah Syed..

148
00:10:25,126 --> 00:10:28,291
If you ask me,
I think... casual is fine...

149
00:10:28,292 --> 00:10:29,625
...that works for me...

150
00:10:29,626 --> 00:10:33,083
he's just all the time
imagining..hypochondriac..

151
00:10:41,167 --> 00:10:42,375
What for have you come now...?

152
00:10:42,667 --> 00:10:44,000
I want to talk to madam

153
00:10:44,167 --> 00:10:45,166
She's not here... go away

154
00:10:45,167 --> 00:10:46,125
I know she's inside..

155
00:10:46,292 --> 00:10:48,250
I told you she isn't... go!
- dad...?

156
00:10:48,251 --> 00:10:49,125
Why are you so late today?

157
00:10:49,292 --> 00:10:51,375
I've fired her... she
wont work for us anymore...

158
00:10:51,376 --> 00:10:55,000
I've left this job myself... give
me my dues and I'll leave...

159
00:10:55,001 --> 00:10:56,500
There is nothing due...

160
00:10:56,501 --> 00:10:58,000
dad please..

161
00:10:58,376 --> 00:11:00,125
Did he say something...

162
00:11:00,126 --> 00:11:01,875
...when I mop the floor,

163
00:11:02,042 --> 00:11:04,500
he walks behind me
with his dirty shoes,

164
00:11:04,501 --> 00:11:07,166
checking the room as
if I'll steal something...

165
00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:09,041
So so?
What is so wrong in that...?

166
00:11:09,042 --> 00:11:12,875
Three times a day I clean the
toilet and he's still not satisfied...

167
00:11:12,876 --> 00:11:16,541
and today he crossed the limits... he
said I've stolen the toilet cleaner.

168
00:11:16,542 --> 00:11:18,291
You think I'll do that?

169
00:11:18,292 --> 00:11:20,000
Then where did it go?

170
00:11:20,001 --> 00:11:21,666
One minute... dad
- Did I drink it up?

171
00:11:21,667 --> 00:11:23,541
...nonsense..
she's talking nonsense..

172
00:11:23,542 --> 00:11:24,541
Look he didn't mean that...

173
00:11:24,542 --> 00:11:28,625
No he's suspecting me all the
time... just pay my dues and I'll leave

174
00:11:28,626 --> 00:11:30,875
I told you there's
no balance..fine Piku...

175
00:11:30,876 --> 00:11:34,000
...inside that drawer I've
kept eight hundred and fifty rupees.

176
00:11:34,167 --> 00:11:35,625
She didn't turn up for three
days... I've deducted that...

177
00:11:35,792 --> 00:11:36,916
See he's deducted three days salary...

178
00:11:36,917 --> 00:11:37,875
Obviously...

179
00:11:38,042 --> 00:11:40,416
you didn't turn up on Sunday and Monday
and third day you went for a movie...

180
00:11:40,417 --> 00:11:41,500
Shhhh... dad please

181
00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:43,875
No madam I was unwell...
- ..keep your salary..

182
00:11:44,042 --> 00:11:46,875
...don't clean the toilets
from tomorrow... I'll do that...

183
00:11:47,292 --> 00:11:49,291
...take couple of days off
and think with a cool head..

184
00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:50,375
Day off?

185
00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:51,666
What are you doing Piku?

186
00:11:51,667 --> 00:11:52,666
Keep quiet Dad

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Na Na I know this lady
- Dad shut up...

188
00:11:54,792 --> 00:11:59,291
Let it be... whichever house
you get married in, I'll work there...

189
00:11:59,292 --> 00:12:01,291
...but here... but till
the time he's here...

190
00:12:01,292 --> 00:12:03,875
Till the time...?
what do you mean till the time?

191
00:12:04,042 --> 00:12:08,625
I'll be here forever... and even
she..you go..you go..from here...

192
00:12:08,626 --> 00:12:11,250
Ya even I am not interested
in working here... - Go!

193
00:12:11,417 --> 00:12:14,000
Goes on and on and on... no
one is going to give you a job...

194
00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:16,000
one minute

195
00:12:16,292 --> 00:12:18,500
Am I thief?...if I'd to steal... I
would've stolen diamonds, laptop..

196
00:12:18,501 --> 00:12:20,208
...that keeps lying over
there... will I steal the toilet cleaner?

197
00:12:20,542 --> 00:12:22,083
...is that all...?

198
00:12:22,751 --> 00:12:24,916
I've not had a good
motion since morning...

199
00:12:24,917 --> 00:12:26,875
...and on top of that
dealing with this lady..

200
00:12:28,292 --> 00:12:29,291
Happy?

201
00:12:29,292 --> 00:12:30,208
Huh...

202
00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:31,250
Happy..

203
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:32,625
You should be happy..

204
00:12:32,792 --> 00:12:34,625
At least there won't be
any thief in this house...

205
00:12:34,792 --> 00:12:36,625
She was the main cause of his BP..

206
00:12:36,626 --> 00:12:37,833
You keep quiet..

207
00:12:38,542 --> 00:12:41,250
Why are you worried... she'll come
back after two days saying sorry..

208
00:12:41,251 --> 00:12:43,166
No no no..that's not the point..

209
00:12:43,167 --> 00:12:45,375
This is the 5th maid we
have changed in 2 months...

210
00:12:45,542 --> 00:12:46,791
we live in a society dad..

211
00:12:46,792 --> 00:12:48,875
...we need to maintain good
relations with at least some people...

212
00:12:48,876 --> 00:12:50,750
what relationship Piku?

213
00:12:50,751 --> 00:12:52,500
Should we take that cleaning
lady out for dinner...?

214
00:12:52,501 --> 00:12:54,041
...don't talk nonsense Dad..

215
00:12:54,042 --> 00:12:57,166
What is your problem Piku... Budhan
is here to help you...

216
00:12:57,167 --> 00:13:01,500
When your mother got me here,
she said I'll do a respectable job

217
00:13:01,501 --> 00:13:04,625
Fine then you start going
to my office from tomorrow...

218
00:13:04,626 --> 00:13:05,541
Ae Piku..

219
00:13:05,542 --> 00:13:06,416
What...?

220
00:13:06,417 --> 00:13:07,375
Relax...!

221
00:13:10,542 --> 00:13:12,333
And where are you going again...?

222
00:13:12,501 --> 00:13:14,875
Serve him the dinner on
time... I won't eat at home..

223
00:13:15,042 --> 00:13:17,041
Piku...

224
00:13:18,001 --> 00:13:20,458
ya Aniket..
I'll be there at 9 O clock..

225
00:13:25,167 --> 00:13:27,125
I am not in touch with any one...

226
00:13:27,292 --> 00:13:28,625
...but do you remember Rhea?

227
00:13:28,792 --> 00:13:29,500
Ummm

228
00:13:29,501 --> 00:13:31,500
She had that funny hairstyle

229
00:13:31,501 --> 00:13:32,750
Well, anyway she got married..

230
00:13:33,042 --> 00:13:34,125
Ya, its surprising..

231
00:13:35,167 --> 00:13:36,625
Anyway, what's happening with you...?

232
00:13:36,792 --> 00:13:38,541
Usual..that Gurgaon project..

233
00:13:38,542 --> 00:13:41,291
98.8..

234
00:13:41,292 --> 00:13:42,041
Check this..

235
00:13:42,042 --> 00:13:43,625
...as if my checking
will make it high...

236
00:13:43,792 --> 00:13:45,125
Shut up...

237
00:13:45,126 --> 00:13:46,041
How much was it in the morning?

238
00:13:46,042 --> 00:13:47,291
98.4 ..

239
00:13:47,292 --> 00:13:48,166
Hmm..

240
00:13:48,167 --> 00:13:49,875
At 12pm it was 98.6..

241
00:13:50,042 --> 00:13:53,125
After that?
- ..98.8..

242
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:56,458
See it's increasing...

243
00:13:56,792 --> 00:13:57,875
...fever?

244
00:13:59,542 --> 00:14:01,875
98.8..that's normal..

245
00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:04,125
OK..I'll call him

246
00:14:05,876 --> 00:14:07,041
Everything OK?

247
00:14:07,042 --> 00:14:08,416
Yeah..sorry... just one sec..

248
00:14:08,417 --> 00:14:09,500
Ya ya go ahead..

249
00:14:09,792 --> 00:14:17,041
Dad ate Bryonia twice..he said
potty was hard along with 'mucus'..

250
00:14:17,042 --> 00:14:24,500
...no no later he said it looked
like mango pulp..yes and 98.8 fever..

251
00:14:24,917 --> 00:14:27,416
...hmm..OK thank you...

252
00:14:27,417 --> 00:14:29,000
Ohh...

253
00:14:30,042 --> 00:14:31,625
...should we order dinner..

254
00:14:31,792 --> 00:14:36,250
Uhh..no actually
I'm not so hungry now..

255
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:37,250
Why...?

256
00:14:38,001 --> 00:14:41,375
No..just why don't
you..why don't you go ahead

257
00:14:44,792 --> 00:14:46,375
I'll just drop Piku
and come back home..

258
00:14:46,542 --> 00:14:49,000
...yeah... OK bye... bye... bye

259
00:14:51,042 --> 00:14:53,250
...he hasn't seen any
of Satyajit Ray's films..

260
00:14:53,417 --> 00:14:54,625
And he doesn't vote!

261
00:14:54,792 --> 00:14:56,583
I was somehow tolerating him..

262
00:14:57,626 --> 00:14:58,541
You were right...

263
00:14:58,542 --> 00:14:59,750
He's such a jerk!

264
00:15:00,251 --> 00:15:01,625
Did dad call you up?

265
00:15:01,626 --> 00:15:02,750
Yes

266
00:15:03,626 --> 00:15:04,583
Hun..

267
00:15:07,042 --> 00:15:08,500
Why did you react like this...?

268
00:15:08,667 --> 00:15:09,750
Like what?

269
00:15:10,876 --> 00:15:13,708
I said Dad called, so you said "Hun"

270
00:15:14,417 --> 00:15:18,125
Right... I asked if Dad called you
and you said "Yes" so I said "Hun"?

271
00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:20,166
So what's wrong?
- Who reacts like that, What is "Hun"

272
00:15:20,167 --> 00:15:22,375
Dad called me... so
you should say "OK"...

273
00:15:22,376 --> 00:15:23,125
...what is "Hun"

274
00:15:23,292 --> 00:15:24,500
I know but you said you
said "yes" ...so I said "Hun"

275
00:15:24,667 --> 00:15:26,625
NO you didn't say, you said "Hun"

276
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:27,958
Come on Piku...

277
00:15:28,542 --> 00:15:30,500
...I just said "Hun"
so what's wrong in it

278
00:15:34,792 --> 00:15:38,125
Piku mentioned yellow..pulp..

279
00:15:38,292 --> 00:15:39,875
Right but then later..

280
00:15:40,042 --> 00:15:44,250
It was greenish..not black,
but greenish... yellowish green..

281
00:15:44,251 --> 00:15:46,416
Why don't you both
sit with a shade card?

282
00:15:46,417 --> 00:15:49,458
What percent of green..how
much percent of yellow...

283
00:15:49,917 --> 00:15:50,791
shit is shit...

284
00:15:50,792 --> 00:15:52,666
...mind your business...!
- But Grand Pa..

285
00:15:52,667 --> 00:15:53,875
My heart says..

286
00:15:53,876 --> 00:15:56,916
One day you'll have a great motion...
just the way you desire... lots...

287
00:15:56,917 --> 00:16:00,750
Yeah... then I will
die..happy..satisfied...

288
00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:02,500
Why is it a must to talk about
death right early in the morning?

289
00:16:02,667 --> 00:16:04,125
Why can't he talk
about something positive?

290
00:16:04,292 --> 00:16:05,916
What is so negative about death..

291
00:16:05,917 --> 00:16:08,041
I am changing the medication dear...

292
00:16:08,042 --> 00:16:10,666
you can alternate with this one...

293
00:16:10,667 --> 00:16:15,541
And remember one thing..where
there is a will..there is a way...

294
00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:17,375
...and the way is of outside only...

295
00:16:20,792 --> 00:16:22,291
Pappu you need to
leave for Motibaug...

296
00:16:22,292 --> 00:16:23,750
make sure you get there on time...
- Sure sir...

297
00:16:23,917 --> 00:16:26,000
God knows when the
winters will come...

298
00:16:26,001 --> 00:16:28,500
this summer has been harsh...

299
00:16:28,501 --> 00:16:29,541
I haven't caused it...

300
00:16:29,542 --> 00:16:30,791
did I say it's because of you...?

301
00:16:30,792 --> 00:16:32,041
Then why are you telling me

302
00:16:32,042 --> 00:16:33,666
That's because you're
sitting here so I am talking

303
00:16:33,667 --> 00:16:35,041
imagine that I am not
here and keep quiet...

304
00:16:35,042 --> 00:16:36,250
It's useless talking to you...

305
00:16:36,417 --> 00:16:38,875
So don't talk... go home
and don't come here from tomorrow...

306
00:16:39,167 --> 00:16:40,916
Why should I not come?

307
00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:42,000
Because I am trying to work..

308
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:44,250
Oh really... even after been thrown out
of your job you still have such an ego?

309
00:16:44,417 --> 00:16:48,916
Why is it really important
for you to keep reminding me of that?

310
00:16:48,917 --> 00:16:50,625
But that's the truth...

311
00:16:52,542 --> 00:16:54,500
Himachal taxi stand..yes..

312
00:16:56,292 --> 00:16:57,250
No no I understand Rosy,

313
00:16:57,417 --> 00:17:00,375
but your Piku madam said she didn't want
any taxi from us so I didn't send anyone..

314
00:17:00,876 --> 00:17:01,958
Fine I'll send...

315
00:17:04,126 --> 00:17:06,958
Hey who's turn is it to drop
that madam from Chitranjan Park?

316
00:17:09,042 --> 00:17:10,375
Why are you guys silent...?

317
00:17:10,751 --> 00:17:13,125
She's a regular client... you'll
have to tolerate her...

318
00:17:13,626 --> 00:17:16,375
...and just because she insists on
driving fast doesn't mean you do that...

319
00:17:16,542 --> 00:17:17,750
...don't you have your own mind?

320
00:17:17,917 --> 00:17:21,208
See no one wants to go...
so why are you forcing them?

321
00:17:21,501 --> 00:17:23,750
One minute... don't you
talk like Union leaders here..

322
00:17:24,667 --> 00:17:26,000
Nannu... go take the car...

323
00:17:27,417 --> 00:17:31,166
and I am aware what you
and your daughter are up to...

324
00:17:31,167 --> 00:17:33,125
Ritu is your sister

325
00:17:33,126 --> 00:17:34,291
Whatever it is... just watch out...

326
00:17:34,292 --> 00:17:35,833
Excuse me!
- Yeah... you both

327
00:17:49,542 --> 00:17:50,875
Aunt... how are you...?

328
00:17:51,042 --> 00:17:52,500
Fine...
- Aah here she is..

329
00:17:52,792 --> 00:17:55,875
Hey Bhaskor da..how are you?

330
00:17:55,876 --> 00:17:57,041
Did you pass Motion?

331
00:17:57,042 --> 00:17:57,875
Hello ma'am.
- Hello.

332
00:17:58,042 --> 00:18:01,000
These sweet pills won't help
you much... start allopathy...

333
00:18:01,001 --> 00:18:01,750
Illiterate..

334
00:18:01,751 --> 00:18:02,500
Hi...

335
00:18:02,501 --> 00:18:03,625
Happy birthday sister..

336
00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:05,625
...so tell me what's the latest...?

337
00:18:05,792 --> 00:18:07,916
...nothing..usual..

338
00:18:07,917 --> 00:18:08,875
...how was your vacation?

339
00:18:09,042 --> 00:18:12,125
Shimla was fantastic..you
must go once..

340
00:18:12,126 --> 00:18:13,875
And enjoy yourself..

341
00:18:14,167 --> 00:18:16,250
Aah..mutton smelling good

342
00:18:16,251 --> 00:18:18,333
anyways..where is uncle?

343
00:18:18,542 --> 00:18:21,375
Why such a swollen face?
What happened?

344
00:18:21,376 --> 00:18:23,875
Well she isn't married yet..
that's why all this...

345
00:18:24,042 --> 00:18:27,000
...nothing serious I guess..
or am I missing something Piku?

346
00:18:27,167 --> 00:18:29,500
I mean I am not saying I want
to take a long holiday...

347
00:18:29,501 --> 00:18:31,875
...but may be just for a day or two
I can go somewhere..

348
00:18:31,876 --> 00:18:33,000
Piku's right..

349
00:18:33,167 --> 00:18:35,000
...every normal person
needs a break...

350
00:18:35,251 --> 00:18:36,916
...for relaxation..

351
00:18:36,917 --> 00:18:39,875
Oh nonsense... people aren't
relaxed in their own homes...

352
00:18:39,876 --> 00:18:42,250
...with their own families but
they don't mind spending...

353
00:18:42,251 --> 00:18:46,208
...on a train or a plane ticket
just to get to some far away hotel...

354
00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:49,125
...and using some else's
used bedding... to feel relaxed...

355
00:18:49,292 --> 00:18:51,875
...and these travel companies are
to blamed for it... it's all in the mind...

356
00:18:52,042 --> 00:18:54,916
I am telling you..find
a nice boy..and..

357
00:18:54,917 --> 00:18:57,125
Isn't your sex life active?

358
00:18:57,126 --> 00:18:59,583
Your partner... Syed?

359
00:18:59,792 --> 00:19:00,875
It's a need

360
00:19:01,042 --> 00:19:02,208
right..its a need...

361
00:19:02,376 --> 00:19:05,750
but that's not a permanent solution...
why don't you both get married ya..

362
00:19:05,917 --> 00:19:08,375
Aunt I don't know..I'm
not even sure..about him..

363
00:19:08,792 --> 00:19:09,875
Ah..again that useless topic..

364
00:19:10,042 --> 00:19:11,916
You don't know marriage
is a bad word in our house...?

365
00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:13,791
People with low lQ only get married

366
00:19:13,792 --> 00:19:16,875
...you mean I am low IQ?
My sister was low IQ?

367
00:19:16,876 --> 00:19:19,625
In this whole world everyone
who is married is low IQ? - Hi..hi...

368
00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:21,375
Hope you are good...

369
00:19:21,542 --> 00:19:23,041
your Telegraph..last 30 days..

370
00:19:23,042 --> 00:19:25,000
Aah!
lovely...!

371
00:19:25,167 --> 00:19:26,750
Nothing like Kolkata news..

372
00:19:27,251 --> 00:19:28,875
Don't change the topic Dada..

373
00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:30,625
Don't waste your time..
- Again?

374
00:19:30,792 --> 00:19:35,750
To be together in
good times and bad...

375
00:19:35,917 --> 00:19:37,333
...is it low IQ?

376
00:19:37,542 --> 00:19:38,875
There's no salt in this...?

377
00:19:38,876 --> 00:19:40,708
I couldn't find salt...

378
00:19:41,376 --> 00:19:42,791
...to take care of
BP... best to avoid...

379
00:19:42,792 --> 00:19:44,541
But we don't have BP!

380
00:19:44,542 --> 00:19:45,958
So stop hiding like this..

381
00:19:46,126 --> 00:19:47,666
Again your changing the topic...?

382
00:19:47,667 --> 00:19:49,125
Was my sister low IQ?

383
00:19:49,126 --> 00:19:51,625
Not just constipation,
dad has problems with women too...

384
00:19:51,792 --> 00:19:56,041
No... not women but their
mentality is what I can't stand...

385
00:19:56,042 --> 00:20:00,041
...your sister too..all her
life she just wanted to please me..

386
00:20:00,042 --> 00:20:02,916
...that was her only
purpose..no aim for herself..

387
00:20:02,917 --> 00:20:05,500
...I wanted her to
be independent... but no..

388
00:20:05,501 --> 00:20:07,833
...she surrendered
herself in my service..

389
00:20:08,001 --> 00:20:09,125
So what's wrong with that?

390
00:20:09,126 --> 00:20:10,000
Everything is wrong!

391
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:13,750
Throwing away your identity..your
knowledge..respect..brain..

392
00:20:13,917 --> 00:20:18,750
In the fire while taking the seven
vows and then leading your life...

393
00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:20,791
...well that is a Low IQ decision..

394
00:20:20,792 --> 00:20:22,666
...and I don't want
Piku to take this decision.

395
00:20:22,667 --> 00:20:25,250
But brother, don't say like that
today, on sister's birthday at least..

396
00:20:25,251 --> 00:20:27,875
...when she was alive,
she was not happy...

397
00:20:28,042 --> 00:20:30,500
...when she was dying she was not happy
and now even after dying she is isn't happy...

398
00:20:30,501 --> 00:20:31,375
...see... that's what I mean...

399
00:20:31,376 --> 00:20:32,750
You're really insensitive dad..

400
00:20:33,167 --> 00:20:35,250
Piku.. she was my wife..
I can say anything..

401
00:20:35,251 --> 00:20:36,500
But she loved you..

402
00:20:36,667 --> 00:20:38,375
I also loved her..and still do..

403
00:20:38,542 --> 00:20:40,625
Then why are you criticizing mom...?

404
00:20:40,626 --> 00:20:42,500
Because I am a critical person..

405
00:20:42,501 --> 00:20:44,416
...brutal and honest.

406
00:20:44,417 --> 00:20:47,375
I am entitled to think
whatever I want to about her...

407
00:20:47,376 --> 00:20:49,416
...but that doesn't mean
that I don't love her...

408
00:20:49,417 --> 00:20:52,250
This shirt that I am wearing..

409
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:55,250
...she gifted me on my birthday...

410
00:20:55,251 --> 00:20:57,000
...so I am wearing it for her today...

411
00:20:58,417 --> 00:21:01,000
Piku find a right man..and get married

412
00:21:01,167 --> 00:21:05,500
Leaving your father's home after getting
married and living in another man's house...

413
00:21:05,667 --> 00:21:07,458
...taking care of that
new one... how foolish...

414
00:21:07,626 --> 00:21:09,291
I gave birth to you... didn't I?
- yes

415
00:21:09,292 --> 00:21:10,791
No tell me... I gave birth to you..

416
00:21:10,792 --> 00:21:11,750
Yes Dad

417
00:21:11,751 --> 00:21:14,125
I never left you and went
away... so now I am your child..

418
00:21:14,292 --> 00:21:15,041
You do the same..

419
00:21:15,042 --> 00:21:18,333
I completely agree with
Bhaskor da's philosophy

420
00:21:18,542 --> 00:21:21,000
God knows how did my sister
tolerate you for all these years..

421
00:21:21,167 --> 00:21:24,791
...I don't know..no wonder she died
early..you only must've given her BP

422
00:21:24,792 --> 00:21:31,958
I give BP to you..to Piku,
even to Srivastava... did you all die?

423
00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:34,708
Would you like some Ice cream...?

424
00:21:34,917 --> 00:21:38,000
Obviously..
why I did I get it then?

425
00:21:42,167 --> 00:21:44,875
Oh just ignore what Piku
says... She doesn't mean it...

426
00:21:45,042 --> 00:21:49,375
Fine... I am giving these bills to the accounts
department... just get the payment released...

427
00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:52,250
of course... by the
way how's your mother?

428
00:21:52,251 --> 00:21:55,875
Don't even know how
I was born in that family...

429
00:21:56,167 --> 00:21:57,625
...just waiting to get out of there...

430
00:21:57,792 --> 00:22:01,625
...anyway tell your partner to mend her
ways or get used to traveling in a Metro

431
00:22:08,792 --> 00:22:09,750
Why don't you tell her...

432
00:22:16,667 --> 00:22:19,250
Piku..

433
00:22:20,126 --> 00:22:21,500
Hi..
- all well...?

434
00:22:21,667 --> 00:22:22,666
Ya..

435
00:22:22,667 --> 00:22:24,666
I know because of my drivers...

436
00:22:24,667 --> 00:22:26,041
look its fine..

437
00:22:26,042 --> 00:22:28,000
I don't have time for
all this discussion...

438
00:22:28,167 --> 00:22:29,875
So when should I come?

439
00:22:31,542 --> 00:22:33,875
For what?
- To discuss this driver issue...

440
00:22:34,042 --> 00:22:35,250
you've had a word with Syed, right?

441
00:22:35,251 --> 00:22:36,458
Ya but..

442
00:22:36,751 --> 00:22:37,875
So then its fine...

443
00:22:41,042 --> 00:22:42,125
See you..

444
00:22:43,667 --> 00:22:44,708
Bye

445
00:22:51,917 --> 00:22:54,791
You need to be a
bit easy with Piku...

446
00:22:54,792 --> 00:22:56,375
...I am really worried for her..

447
00:22:56,376 --> 00:22:58,875
Oh... then why did you get married
thrice? If you were so worried..

448
00:22:59,042 --> 00:22:59,791
Excuse me?

449
00:22:59,792 --> 00:23:03,083
After Piku's mother passed away,
Piku needed you..

450
00:23:03,417 --> 00:23:06,625
So I should've shifted here
with Eisha in your house...

451
00:23:06,792 --> 00:23:08,166
...gotten married to you...

452
00:23:08,167 --> 00:23:09,125
...just because my sister
was no more...?

453
00:23:09,292 --> 00:23:10,500
Hah! only you can have
such idiotic thoughts..

454
00:23:10,667 --> 00:23:12,625
Piku and Eisha..were
never your priority...

455
00:23:13,042 --> 00:23:15,250
All I am saying is
that..and that is very sad..

456
00:23:15,417 --> 00:23:16,500
Is this why you don't like me...?

457
00:23:16,501 --> 00:23:21,166
No I've enough reasons
to not like you...

458
00:23:21,167 --> 00:23:25,583
...But don't you feed this marriage
nonsense in Piku's mind, don't..

459
00:23:33,126 --> 00:23:36,666
Grand Pa doesn't want to meet you...

460
00:23:36,667 --> 00:23:40,750
tell him I am not here to
discuss the selling of Kolkata house

461
00:23:40,751 --> 00:23:43,375
then why are you here?
to know the condition of my stomach?

462
00:23:43,542 --> 00:23:45,625
Good evening Dada; how are you..

463
00:23:45,626 --> 00:23:48,125
Actually I met a builder yesterday..
he is ready to negotiate...

464
00:23:48,292 --> 00:23:52,375
...so I spent my own money
for the flight ticket...

465
00:23:52,376 --> 00:23:54,125
...just to come and meet you..

466
00:23:54,292 --> 00:23:56,000
You know my decision...

467
00:23:56,001 --> 00:23:56,791
Dada..try and understand

468
00:23:56,792 --> 00:23:58,375
There is no need to discuss
the same topic again and again...

469
00:23:58,542 --> 00:23:59,750
Go!
- It's a golden opportunity...

470
00:23:59,917 --> 00:24:03,041
...super deal..all these things must
be done while you're still here...

471
00:24:03,042 --> 00:24:04,375
...then you can peacefully...

472
00:24:04,542 --> 00:24:06,000
listen Budhan...
- yes Grand Pa..

473
00:24:06,167 --> 00:24:07,500
Hope you haven't
made tea for him yet...?

474
00:24:07,667 --> 00:24:08,750
I am about to...

475
00:24:08,751 --> 00:24:10,666
no need... no need..

476
00:24:10,667 --> 00:24:12,375
...just shut the door when
this man leaves...

477
00:24:12,376 --> 00:24:14,208
...and don't open it
if he comes back again...

478
00:24:14,667 --> 00:24:15,750
Irritating man.

479
00:24:15,917 --> 00:24:18,375
Oh that's an insult!

480
00:24:18,626 --> 00:24:22,750
I made so much of effort
to negotiate with the builder...

481
00:24:23,001 --> 00:24:24,541
is this how you treat me?

482
00:24:24,542 --> 00:24:26,666
...I'll tell Piku didi... she's practical
and will dispose off your house...

483
00:24:26,667 --> 00:24:28,083
Ya fine... go ahead...

484
00:24:29,042 --> 00:24:31,000
I rang the bell for an hour...

485
00:24:31,167 --> 00:24:33,583
useless old man... wasted my time..

486
00:24:37,126 --> 00:24:38,666
...126/88..
Its normal..

487
00:24:38,667 --> 00:24:39,916
How are you respected sir?

488
00:24:39,917 --> 00:24:42,500
Very serious..BP is normal..

489
00:24:42,501 --> 00:24:43,875
This is not a joke Piku..

490
00:24:43,876 --> 00:24:44,750
Please sit

491
00:24:44,917 --> 00:24:45,791
Greetings ma'am..

492
00:24:45,792 --> 00:24:49,041
That idiot, Nobendu, he again came last night
to discuss the selling of Kolkata house...

493
00:24:49,042 --> 00:24:50,041
I will not sell that house..

494
00:24:50,042 --> 00:24:52,041
That old house is a pain!
- what?

495
00:24:52,042 --> 00:24:53,166
Pain!

496
00:24:53,167 --> 00:24:56,125
I have told you before... I
will not sell CHAMPA KUNJ!

497
00:24:56,501 --> 00:24:58,166
...this year I will go to Kolkata!

498
00:24:58,167 --> 00:25:00,625
I have decided..end of discussion!

499
00:25:00,792 --> 00:25:02,125
Fine then end this discussion

500
00:25:02,292 --> 00:25:06,000
Tell Nobendu not to come again...
what's there to get so affected...

501
00:25:06,167 --> 00:25:06,916
Affected?

502
00:25:06,917 --> 00:25:08,875
Of course I'll be...
I am an emotional man...

503
00:25:08,876 --> 00:25:11,500
if you were emotional... my
sister would've been happy..

504
00:25:11,667 --> 00:25:16,250
Listen you Dutta sisters...
I know your habit of blame game...

505
00:25:16,251 --> 00:25:18,500
...and I worry..my Piku
is also becoming like one of you..

506
00:25:18,667 --> 00:25:20,791
...what your Banerjis are like,
well I also know that..

507
00:25:20,792 --> 00:25:23,666
That Moni Banerji... your aunt

508
00:25:23,667 --> 00:25:26,750
Piku... whole day she roams around in
the house in just a flimsy night gown...

509
00:25:26,917 --> 00:25:28,041
...that too without a Bra...!

510
00:25:28,042 --> 00:25:30,000
Really Aunty?!
- Maa even you do the same..

511
00:25:30,001 --> 00:25:33,083
Hey... shut up... I Only do
that when I am alone at home...!

512
00:25:33,501 --> 00:25:37,000
Anyways... what's the point in getting
BP checked 100 times in a day...

513
00:25:37,167 --> 00:25:40,375
...whatever this Nobendu came
and said and you started panicking?

514
00:25:40,542 --> 00:25:45,250
...these are all age related
problems... what's so abnormal in it...?

515
00:25:45,251 --> 00:25:46,625
But... what if my BP shoots up?

516
00:25:46,626 --> 00:25:48,875
Everyone has some issue or
the other in their lives...

517
00:25:49,042 --> 00:25:51,750
...just for a day if you haven't crapped,
there isn't any need for this drama!

518
00:25:51,751 --> 00:25:55,625
Nothing has happened to you; you are
just simply going through menopause...

519
00:25:55,792 --> 00:25:57,833
even men go through menopause...

520
00:25:58,292 --> 00:25:59,416
Oh ignore what she's saying...

521
00:25:59,417 --> 00:26:02,750
One minute... menopause... me?

522
00:26:02,917 --> 00:26:06,875
...no way... here take
a look..he's Asaako...

523
00:26:07,042 --> 00:26:10,250
he cycled even at the age of 99...

524
00:26:10,417 --> 00:26:11,375
died just last week...

525
00:26:11,376 --> 00:26:12,625
how did he die?

526
00:26:13,501 --> 00:26:16,000
Heart attack..cancer..brain damage...?

527
00:26:16,001 --> 00:26:16,750
Nothing's written here...

528
00:26:16,917 --> 00:26:21,708
He who cycles even at the age of 99,
what can he suffer from...?

529
00:26:26,042 --> 00:26:28,375
Hey!
Stop stop stop...

530
00:26:32,001 --> 00:26:34,125
Is this your cycle...?
- Yes sir

531
00:26:35,417 --> 00:26:36,875
I want to take a small round...

532
00:26:37,042 --> 00:26:37,833
sir ..

533
00:26:38,167 --> 00:26:39,125
Sir, I'll be late...

534
00:26:39,126 --> 00:26:40,291
Oh no...!!
- Wait wait wait

535
00:26:40,292 --> 00:26:41,875
be careful

536
00:26:42,042 --> 00:26:43,375
just a few minutes more...

537
00:26:43,542 --> 00:26:45,000
I need to go to other houses too sir

538
00:26:45,001 --> 00:26:47,125
Ya I know... its okay...

539
00:26:47,376 --> 00:26:49,083
Didi will scold...

540
00:26:51,876 --> 00:26:55,125
Don't push... I am trying to balance...
- Careful...

541
00:26:55,876 --> 00:26:58,125
Hey don't push... it'll turn...

542
00:26:58,292 --> 00:27:00,208
Careful...

543
00:27:02,542 --> 00:27:03,583
What...

544
00:27:08,542 --> 00:27:11,333
Sanju is coming to have a talk...

545
00:27:12,376 --> 00:27:15,291
...go change your clothes
or go to the stand...

546
00:27:15,292 --> 00:27:17,125
Why what's wrong with these clothes?

547
00:27:17,542 --> 00:27:19,458
...and in any case he's not
coming to take you back with him..

548
00:27:19,917 --> 00:27:21,375
Look what he's saying mom...

549
00:27:21,542 --> 00:27:23,875
at least we can ask for a settlement?

550
00:27:24,042 --> 00:27:26,958
Well he's already left you
so what are you going to settle?

551
00:27:27,167 --> 00:27:30,500
Now earn... live your
life... respectfully

552
00:27:30,751 --> 00:27:35,000
You're just frustrated and
you don't want even me to be happy...

553
00:27:35,167 --> 00:27:36,500
if you were so worried
about your happiness then..

554
00:27:36,501 --> 00:27:38,250
...why did you steal your mother-in-law's
diamond ring and give it to mom?

555
00:27:38,417 --> 00:27:39,625
It wasn't your
ring... that she stole...

556
00:27:39,792 --> 00:27:41,625
what does he have anyways

557
00:27:41,792 --> 00:27:43,833
Do you even Know what honesty means?

558
00:27:44,417 --> 00:27:46,916
...treachery never brings
happiness... do you get that?

559
00:27:46,917 --> 00:27:48,125
As if you've been righteous always...

560
00:27:48,126 --> 00:27:51,708
...exactly... how do we Know why
were you thrown out from your job...

561
00:27:52,167 --> 00:27:55,125
Hello..again..where? Honda..

562
00:27:56,542 --> 00:27:57,625
What the taxi's been hit again...

563
00:27:57,792 --> 00:27:59,125
Who was the client?

564
00:28:00,126 --> 00:28:01,666
Tch..Piku..again...

565
00:28:01,667 --> 00:28:04,000
...three drivers have left us already

566
00:28:07,376 --> 00:28:10,750
Hello Syed... look now this
another taxi has also been hit...

567
00:28:11,126 --> 00:28:13,250
...no we need to sort
this out my friend...

568
00:28:15,542 --> 00:28:17,500
...OK... I'll see you tomorrow

569
00:28:27,251 --> 00:28:28,708
Played after ages..

570
00:28:28,917 --> 00:28:30,000
Yeah...

571
00:28:30,001 --> 00:28:31,375
Going back to Saudi...?

572
00:28:31,376 --> 00:28:32,833
Not again..

573
00:28:33,042 --> 00:28:35,000
Aah Piku is here..I
thought you gonna bunk..

574
00:28:35,167 --> 00:28:35,875
It wasn't my fault...

575
00:28:36,042 --> 00:28:38,125
...shall we leave...? - My
driver must've delayed you... isn't it?

576
00:28:38,292 --> 00:28:42,250
You guys chat..I'll just get my Laptop

577
00:28:53,251 --> 00:28:57,250
Well... whatever it may be... these are Known
drivers... you're safe with them...

578
00:28:57,667 --> 00:29:00,666
...not only do they listen
to you... they're also scared of you...

579
00:29:00,667 --> 00:29:01,500
Nothing like that...

580
00:29:01,501 --> 00:29:02,666
So what about that Honda case...?

581
00:29:02,667 --> 00:29:05,875
I was getting late for a meeting
so I asked him to speed up...

582
00:29:06,042 --> 00:29:08,375
...normal speeding up... he banged...

583
00:29:08,542 --> 00:29:11,750
this time again you told
him not to stop after banging...

584
00:29:12,001 --> 00:29:14,000
...and even if he did,
Delhi Police listens only to women...

585
00:29:14,167 --> 00:29:15,541
...no matter whoever's
fault it may be...

586
00:29:15,542 --> 00:29:17,250
you mean I am making
them break the rules?

587
00:29:17,417 --> 00:29:19,625
No no I have no problems
with that... break them,

588
00:29:19,626 --> 00:29:21,500
as long as no one gets hurt...

589
00:29:23,376 --> 00:29:25,625
...in any case I send the
damages to your office so it's OK...

590
00:29:25,876 --> 00:29:31,583
No it's not OK... I can take
an auto... I can manage myself...

591
00:29:31,792 --> 00:29:35,750
...c'mon Piku; he's just saying that he
has some decent drivers working for him..

592
00:29:35,751 --> 00:29:37,083
So it's my fault?

593
00:29:38,917 --> 00:29:43,000
See the point is, everything is mutual...
you don't like them, they don't like you..

594
00:29:43,001 --> 00:29:44,250
Did they say this...?

595
00:29:44,792 --> 00:29:47,125
No, but does it matter...

596
00:29:47,792 --> 00:29:49,750
...when it's the truth..

597
00:29:55,292 --> 00:29:56,708
Got to leave...

598
00:29:57,542 --> 00:29:58,500
okay.

599
00:30:00,792 --> 00:30:03,958
There won't be a
need to take an auto...

600
00:30:07,417 --> 00:30:08,500
See you..

601
00:30:12,042 --> 00:30:13,250
He's rude..

602
00:30:13,417 --> 00:30:14,666
Don't be so judgmental..

603
00:30:14,667 --> 00:30:16,833
Obviously he's your friend
you are going to take his side..

604
00:30:17,001 --> 00:30:18,125
It's not like that..

605
00:30:19,251 --> 00:30:20,125
...sit

606
00:30:24,792 --> 00:30:26,125
You Know what

607
00:30:26,917 --> 00:30:27,916
What?

608
00:30:27,917 --> 00:30:29,125
I need a break...

609
00:30:31,251 --> 00:30:33,166
...I won't come to
office for a few days

610
00:30:33,167 --> 00:30:34,916
But we have a meeting...

611
00:30:34,917 --> 00:30:38,500
Piku how am I supposed
to run this firm?

612
00:30:39,042 --> 00:30:40,250
...Piku..listen...

613
00:31:10,501 --> 00:31:12,500
Ae Piku...
- ya..

614
00:31:12,751 --> 00:31:14,458
There is no water in the flush..

615
00:31:16,667 --> 00:31:20,375
Budhan..how many times to tell you
not to put the tea leaves in the basin

616
00:31:28,167 --> 00:31:30,250
I heard you're driver left the job...

617
00:31:30,542 --> 00:31:32,291
...why not keep another...

618
00:31:32,292 --> 00:31:37,208
miser..we're misers... OK?

619
00:31:50,042 --> 00:31:52,500
Hey Piku,
come, the whole gang is here..

620
00:31:52,501 --> 00:31:57,125
No you guys carry on... bye

621
00:31:59,292 --> 00:32:00,375
Hello..

622
00:32:00,917 --> 00:32:02,250
I don't need your taxi

623
00:32:02,251 --> 00:32:03,791
I'll be ashamed if
you're taking an auto...

624
00:32:03,792 --> 00:32:05,166
I said I don't need your taxi.

625
00:32:05,167 --> 00:32:07,125
I'll call you if I need it.
Thank you.

626
00:32:07,126 --> 00:32:09,000
Look we can always sort
out this Driver issue..

627
00:32:13,167 --> 00:32:15,833
...okay... thank you

628
00:32:16,417 --> 00:32:23,125
We've to go for Chhobi's party in the
evening... have you booked the taxi?

629
00:32:36,792 --> 00:32:38,250
Yes.. HIMACHAL TAXI service..

630
00:32:38,251 --> 00:32:40,916
...C124 CR PARK.
8 pm. Sharp.

631
00:32:40,917 --> 00:32:43,583
See I told you you'll need...

632
00:32:55,792 --> 00:32:57,375
Thank you..thank you dear..

633
00:32:57,917 --> 00:32:59,000
Hi..
- Happy Anniversary..

634
00:32:59,001 --> 00:33:00,250
Thank you...

635
00:33:00,876 --> 00:33:03,625
Bhaku da you must have
a drink with me today..

636
00:33:03,792 --> 00:33:05,500
Aunty..he can't have this..

637
00:33:05,501 --> 00:33:07,166
That is why I said no..

638
00:33:07,167 --> 00:33:10,916
It's my anniversary... c'mon..

639
00:33:10,917 --> 00:33:12,875
He can't handle all this..

640
00:33:13,167 --> 00:33:14,875
Then you don't know me!

641
00:33:14,876 --> 00:33:17,958
Ya... that's more like it..cheers

642
00:33:22,042 --> 00:33:24,125
Sourob Sourob..

643
00:33:24,292 --> 00:33:26,000
Excuse me ladies..

644
00:33:26,251 --> 00:33:27,833
Hi..

645
00:33:28,126 --> 00:33:29,375
You know Bhaskor right..

646
00:33:29,542 --> 00:33:30,500
Ya ya

647
00:33:30,667 --> 00:33:32,750
And she's Bhaskor da's daughter

648
00:33:32,917 --> 00:33:34,125
Hi..
- Hi..

649
00:33:34,126 --> 00:33:35,000
Piku.

650
00:33:35,001 --> 00:33:39,958
Sourab has his own business
in San Francisco and he's single..

651
00:33:40,542 --> 00:33:42,125
You are planning fourth wedding...?

652
00:33:44,542 --> 00:33:46,500
Sunita..hi hi..

653
00:33:48,376 --> 00:33:49,375
So... What do you do?

654
00:33:49,542 --> 00:33:51,500
I have my own art gallery..

655
00:33:51,667 --> 00:33:52,750
Nice..

656
00:33:52,751 --> 00:33:53,833
And you...?

657
00:33:54,001 --> 00:33:55,750
I actually work at
an architecture firm

658
00:33:55,751 --> 00:33:57,458
Do you plan to marry?

659
00:33:59,667 --> 00:34:04,875
I am single... if I find a nice girl,
why not..I mean a nice girl..

660
00:34:05,042 --> 00:34:07,000
But she is very moody.
Like me.

661
00:34:07,001 --> 00:34:09,000
And she's not a virgin... right Piku?

662
00:34:09,292 --> 00:34:13,625
Dad.. - No no no..what
do you mean by 'nice'?

663
00:34:13,626 --> 00:34:15,416
She has her own business.

664
00:34:15,417 --> 00:34:18,125
She's financially independent...
sexually independent...

665
00:34:18,126 --> 00:34:21,666
...need based... just looking
for emotional partnership..

666
00:34:21,667 --> 00:34:24,750
...so is she 'nice' according to you?

667
00:34:24,917 --> 00:34:26,750
Dad...
- I mean it depends..

668
00:34:26,917 --> 00:34:28,291
Depends on?
- I am leaving...

669
00:34:28,292 --> 00:34:29,125
Where...?

670
00:34:29,292 --> 00:34:30,583
Aunty will drop you home.

671
00:34:32,042 --> 00:34:34,125
Ya so...

672
00:34:34,126 --> 00:34:36,041
what were you saying..

673
00:34:36,042 --> 00:34:37,375
I said it depends...

674
00:35:04,292 --> 00:35:07,375
no..no..let me be...

675
00:35:35,417 --> 00:35:36,958
Dad its late..

676
00:36:22,792 --> 00:36:23,833
Sister...

677
00:36:26,126 --> 00:36:28,958
I tried waking you up at 4 am...

678
00:36:29,167 --> 00:36:33,708
...but you didn't open the
door so I called for Dr. Srivastava...

679
00:36:34,001 --> 00:36:35,125
Nothing to worry...

680
00:36:35,292 --> 00:36:38,125
...a bit of shallow breathing...
pulse drop... that's it...

681
00:36:38,126 --> 00:36:40,000
...Dr Mukherjee has
given him medicines...

682
00:36:40,167 --> 00:36:41,875
right now he's OK..

683
00:36:42,417 --> 00:36:45,000
At his age,
we should not take any risks...

684
00:36:46,417 --> 00:36:48,375
get his tests done...

685
00:36:48,376 --> 00:36:50,250
It's a must..
- Sure.

686
00:37:14,542 --> 00:37:16,291
How are you young man...

687
00:37:16,292 --> 00:37:17,583
...how's everyone at home?

688
00:37:17,751 --> 00:37:20,666
All okay uncle... what happened?

689
00:37:20,667 --> 00:37:24,125
Nothing serious... he just
enjoyed a bit too much...

690
00:37:38,001 --> 00:37:39,750
yeah.. cancel my meetings.

691
00:37:40,917 --> 00:37:44,416
I won't come.
- Budhan, keep the lunch simple today.

692
00:37:44,417 --> 00:37:46,250
...put the pan.

693
00:37:46,251 --> 00:37:47,291
Where...?

694
00:37:47,292 --> 00:37:51,000
On my head...
obviously on the burner...

695
00:38:02,667 --> 00:38:04,500
I'll go to...

696
00:38:06,167 --> 00:38:08,250
I'll go to Kolkata...

697
00:38:08,542 --> 00:38:10,125
PIKU

698
00:38:10,876 --> 00:38:14,708
that idiot Nobendu...

699
00:38:16,042 --> 00:38:18,500
...I won't sell Champa Kunj

700
00:38:18,501 --> 00:38:20,875
How are you?
- O mother...

701
00:38:21,417 --> 00:38:23,625
I will go to Kolkata

702
00:38:43,667 --> 00:38:46,125
No uncle, I am not worried for him...

703
00:38:46,126 --> 00:38:48,250
...in fact it makes
no difference to him...

704
00:38:48,251 --> 00:38:51,250
...if he wants to go he'll go... he
doesn't care about anybody else.

705
00:38:51,251 --> 00:38:55,375
Now do I write on a stamp paper that
I will not die during this trip...

706
00:38:55,542 --> 00:38:57,250
...will that be fine.

707
00:38:57,417 --> 00:38:59,041
Look at his health.

708
00:38:59,042 --> 00:39:03,916
Forget logic... from here to
airport and from there to Kolkata...

709
00:39:03,917 --> 00:39:04,916
It's too much Dada

710
00:39:04,917 --> 00:39:07,250
Flight?
Who said I'll take a flight...?

711
00:39:07,417 --> 00:39:10,500
I'll get palpitations on it...
- Give me some tea

712
00:39:10,667 --> 00:39:12,666
BP fluctuates at that height.

713
00:39:12,667 --> 00:39:17,625
...bathrooms are claustrophobic
palpitation... nervousness.

714
00:39:17,917 --> 00:39:19,500
Its bad for my condition.

715
00:39:19,667 --> 00:39:21,750
I am not going by train certainly.

716
00:39:21,917 --> 00:39:23,125
Train? Never.

717
00:39:23,667 --> 00:39:29,041
Never.. never... this train movement
shakes up everything inside...

718
00:39:29,042 --> 00:39:31,125
I get constipation.

719
00:39:31,126 --> 00:39:32,500
That is not a good option.

720
00:39:32,751 --> 00:39:34,416
Just five days back
you've gotten up from bed.

721
00:39:34,417 --> 00:39:37,375
Could've died... it was
my marriage anniversary...

722
00:39:37,542 --> 00:39:39,625
...why did he have to drink and dance?

723
00:39:39,792 --> 00:39:43,791
And then he comes home... drinks...
Budhan why did you give him the drink?

724
00:39:43,792 --> 00:39:45,791
Piku you also didn't bother.

725
00:39:45,792 --> 00:39:47,125
This old man has gone senile!

726
00:39:47,292 --> 00:39:49,458
Look you don't interfere.

727
00:39:49,667 --> 00:39:50,791
No one is asking you.

728
00:39:50,792 --> 00:39:54,166
You're my sister's husband
that's why I am concerned...

729
00:39:54,167 --> 00:39:56,833
But your sister is no more..
so keep quiet.

730
00:39:57,126 --> 00:39:58,458
Hey Shrivastava.

731
00:39:58,667 --> 00:40:00,791
There is one way.

732
00:40:00,792 --> 00:40:02,000
I've an idea.

733
00:40:02,001 --> 00:40:04,250
I was thinking exactly the same...

734
00:40:04,251 --> 00:40:10,875
...you might get tired but
then you can stop anywhere and walk...

735
00:40:11,042 --> 00:40:13,125
Correct..correct..correct.

736
00:40:13,292 --> 00:40:15,583
That way things will be in control.

737
00:40:16,292 --> 00:40:18,416
According to my convenience.

738
00:40:18,417 --> 00:40:19,875
Yes

739
00:40:20,042 --> 00:40:20,958
As in?

740
00:40:21,626 --> 00:40:25,833
As in nothing... done... decided!

741
00:40:31,542 --> 00:40:34,291
Who'll drive that madam
from CR park to Kolkata?

742
00:40:34,292 --> 00:40:36,375
Day after morning at 4.30 am...
who's duty is it?

743
00:40:39,542 --> 00:40:41,125
Come on she's not bad at heart.

744
00:40:41,126 --> 00:40:43,750
Alright then Dhani Raam.. take
the car that has a carrier on top.

745
00:40:48,042 --> 00:40:49,250
Here... take this.

746
00:40:50,292 --> 00:40:51,333
Here...

747
00:40:51,751 --> 00:40:55,375
take out the other two
suitcases kept in the garage

748
00:41:01,251 --> 00:41:02,500
Budhan

749
00:41:03,667 --> 00:41:06,375
All this will not
fit in one suitcase...

750
00:41:07,417 --> 00:41:08,875
...need another one

751
00:41:22,917 --> 00:41:24,500
He should be here any moment

752
00:41:40,626 --> 00:41:41,791
Where's your Driver?

753
00:41:41,792 --> 00:41:43,875
Am sure he must be on his way...

754
00:41:43,876 --> 00:41:45,375
...or may have stopped
for some fuel perhaps.

755
00:41:45,376 --> 00:41:47,500
I've been calling you since 4 am!

756
00:41:47,792 --> 00:41:49,375
I'll check

757
00:42:17,167 --> 00:42:20,375
Hello. - I told you my father will
be traveling too... he's an old man.

758
00:42:20,376 --> 00:42:22,125
Let me talk to him... and I am not old!
- dad.

759
00:42:22,292 --> 00:42:24,000
Sorry Piku.. I can't get
through any driver just now... so.

760
00:42:24,001 --> 00:42:25,875
We've been waiting for over two hours
now... with our luggage all packed...

761
00:42:26,042 --> 00:42:27,250
...and you are telling
me there is no driver.

762
00:42:27,417 --> 00:42:29,875
Look look..I am trying...
just give me some time.

763
00:42:30,042 --> 00:42:32,750
If you don't know how to do business
then why did you even take the booking?

764
00:42:32,917 --> 00:42:34,458
How's your shouting gonna help?

765
00:42:34,667 --> 00:42:36,750
You just don't talk
in a civilized manner...

766
00:42:36,751 --> 00:42:38,541
...and that's the reason none
of the drivers want to go with you...

767
00:42:38,542 --> 00:42:40,250
...do you understand this? - In that
case you should've told me the truth!

768
00:42:40,417 --> 00:42:41,375
Ya so even I didn't know this...

769
00:42:41,376 --> 00:42:43,125
...that after listening your
name itself the drivers will run away!

770
00:42:45,626 --> 00:42:47,208
God.

771
00:43:06,042 --> 00:43:09,416
Oh I thought you guys would've
left by now... what happened?

772
00:43:09,417 --> 00:43:10,500
Driver didn't turn up.

773
00:43:10,501 --> 00:43:16,166
Good... now take a flight later...
useless plans end up like this only.

774
00:43:16,167 --> 00:43:19,875
I thought passing motion before this journey
will give me some relief on the way...

775
00:43:20,042 --> 00:43:21,666
...but no... it's
all hardened inside...

776
00:43:21,667 --> 00:43:24,166
Been on hold for 10 minutes
now... these airline idiots

777
00:43:24,167 --> 00:43:26,500
But why are you calling flight?
Call the driver.

778
00:43:26,667 --> 00:43:28,375
Call the driver.

779
00:43:29,292 --> 00:43:32,375
Piku.

780
00:43:34,542 --> 00:43:35,750
...none of the drivers
are ready to go...

781
00:43:35,917 --> 00:43:38,000
...so... is this the luggage...
should I keep it outside...?

782
00:43:38,167 --> 00:43:39,416
Is he the driver?

783
00:43:39,417 --> 00:43:41,500
Budhan keep the luggage in the car

784
00:43:41,501 --> 00:43:43,875
Is this the time to come?

785
00:43:43,876 --> 00:43:45,791
Because of you my stomach...

786
00:43:45,792 --> 00:43:46,375
stomach?

787
00:43:46,542 --> 00:43:47,916
What is your owner's name?

788
00:43:47,917 --> 00:43:49,666
Dad.. he is the owner.

789
00:43:49,667 --> 00:43:50,875
He is the owner.

790
00:43:51,167 --> 00:43:54,708
Oh so he's that same irritating
owner you told me about?

791
00:43:54,917 --> 00:43:55,958
Well if the owner is like him...

792
00:43:56,126 --> 00:43:58,916
...then obviously people under
him will also be as useless.

793
00:43:58,917 --> 00:44:00,875
Keep this up...

794
00:44:02,417 --> 00:44:03,250
do you know mister...

795
00:44:03,417 --> 00:44:04,875
...because of you my daughter
is going through so much stress.

796
00:44:05,042 --> 00:44:06,166
Dad please.

797
00:44:06,167 --> 00:44:08,250
No... wait a minute... what
is your name...?

798
00:44:08,251 --> 00:44:09,750
RANA.. CHOUDHARY.

799
00:44:09,917 --> 00:44:11,375
CHOUDHARY?

800
00:44:11,376 --> 00:44:14,750
Are you a Bengali?
- no.. UP..Thakur.

801
00:44:14,751 --> 00:44:16,375
UP...?
where in UP?

802
00:44:16,542 --> 00:44:17,708
Sandila.. district Hardoi.

803
00:44:17,876 --> 00:44:19,375
Oh that place is
famous for its sweets...

804
00:44:19,542 --> 00:44:21,541
...get us a kilo or two
when you go there next time.

805
00:44:21,542 --> 00:44:24,500
So you are going to take
us... where is your license

806
00:44:24,917 --> 00:44:25,541
What license?

807
00:44:25,542 --> 00:44:27,125
Driving license...?
- ya I have...

808
00:44:27,126 --> 00:44:28,250
Check if the taxi
has a carrier or not.

809
00:44:28,417 --> 00:44:30,875
And Keep both the suitcase in
the front seat if there is no place...

810
00:44:31,042 --> 00:44:32,375
Where is it?

811
00:44:34,167 --> 00:44:38,125
Had I known there'll be so much
of luggage, I would've got a mini bus.

812
00:44:38,667 --> 00:44:40,375
Do you have any medical issue?

813
00:44:40,376 --> 00:44:43,125
Eye sight...?
night blindness...? day blindness?

814
00:44:43,126 --> 00:44:44,875
Glasses...?
- Dad.. do all this later.

815
00:44:44,876 --> 00:44:45,416
Sir..everything is... fine.

816
00:44:45,417 --> 00:44:46,916
Why a medical test now?

817
00:44:46,917 --> 00:44:47,791
Any bad habit?

818
00:44:47,792 --> 00:44:48,875
Piku have you kept water?

819
00:44:49,042 --> 00:44:50,250
Cigarette.. drinking?

820
00:44:50,251 --> 00:44:52,333
You Know...
Drinking driving.. zipping.

821
00:44:52,542 --> 00:44:54,666
...then.. bang.. accident..
has it happened to you ever?

822
00:44:54,667 --> 00:44:58,083
As if he's gonna tell you?

823
00:44:58,292 --> 00:45:01,625
What a question?
- no.. fortunately no sir

824
00:45:01,792 --> 00:45:05,375
Are you speaking the truth?
I don't want to go with a liar!

825
00:45:05,792 --> 00:45:07,291
Sir... we're already late.

826
00:45:07,292 --> 00:45:08,541
I think we must leave.

827
00:45:08,542 --> 00:45:10,625
Remaining questions
you can ask me on the way.

828
00:45:10,626 --> 00:45:13,291
I am an honest man... can
I have it back...

829
00:45:13,292 --> 00:45:14,375
Ya...

830
00:45:14,792 --> 00:45:16,375
By the way sir.. your name?

831
00:45:16,542 --> 00:45:17,625
My name? why?

832
00:45:17,792 --> 00:45:19,500
We've to travel
together... till Kolkata... so

833
00:45:19,667 --> 00:45:20,875
I am.. Bhashkor.

834
00:45:21,167 --> 00:45:22,583
Bhashkor Banerji.

835
00:45:22,792 --> 00:45:23,625
Bengali

836
00:45:24,792 --> 00:45:26,000
Bengali?
- Yes.

837
00:45:26,917 --> 00:45:28,875
I think you all must leave now...

838
00:45:39,042 --> 00:45:40,791
...don't think you're free now.

839
00:45:40,792 --> 00:45:43,250
Please Bhaisaab what will
I do without your company...

840
00:45:43,251 --> 00:45:45,250
...anyways we'll talk
over the phone everyday.

841
00:45:45,542 --> 00:45:48,000
Bye..take care
- Bye bye.

842
00:45:49,042 --> 00:45:50,291
Oh Respected brother..

843
00:45:50,292 --> 00:45:53,375
CHOUDHARY..
this too needs to be taken.

844
00:45:54,251 --> 00:45:56,125
Hey Budhan.

845
00:45:56,792 --> 00:45:58,250
This...

846
00:46:02,751 --> 00:46:04,500
Now where will this fit?

847
00:46:04,792 --> 00:46:06,208
Anywhere.

848
00:46:10,167 --> 00:46:10,833
Bye.

849
00:46:36,376 --> 00:46:38,458
Budhan... sit behind

850
00:46:43,917 --> 00:46:47,000
What are you exchanging the seats for?

851
00:47:02,167 --> 00:47:03,916
What route are you planning to take?

852
00:47:03,917 --> 00:47:07,125
Yamuna expressway...
then Agra bypass.

853
00:47:07,126 --> 00:47:08,958
I am asking up till Kolkata.

854
00:47:13,417 --> 00:47:14,750
Its marked in Red.

855
00:47:16,792 --> 00:47:21,166
Noida, Yamuna express way,
Agra bypass, Firozabad, Kanpur,

856
00:47:21,167 --> 00:47:25,041
Allahabad Bypass, Banaras, Mugalsarai,

857
00:47:25,042 --> 00:47:27,791
Gaya, Assansol, Durgapur, Kolkata.

858
00:47:27,792 --> 00:47:29,000
Oh god...

859
00:47:29,001 --> 00:47:31,125
...that's some distance... its far!

860
00:47:31,292 --> 00:47:32,250
How much time will it take?

861
00:47:32,417 --> 00:47:33,791
Of course it's far.

862
00:47:33,792 --> 00:47:35,000
1500 km.

863
00:47:35,001 --> 00:47:37,166
I didn't ask in Kilometer... I
asked you time..

864
00:47:37,167 --> 00:47:38,791
40 to 45 hours.

865
00:47:38,792 --> 00:47:40,458
...could be more also.

866
00:47:42,042 --> 00:47:44,000
Hope you don't intend
to drive after dark?

867
00:47:44,001 --> 00:47:45,125
...night halt?

868
00:47:45,126 --> 00:47:48,500
Haven't thought about it
...maybe Benaras.

869
00:47:51,501 --> 00:47:53,875
Hey... sit on the seat... idiot!

870
00:47:57,126 --> 00:47:58,625
Yes I'll send the vehicle...
- Should I...

871
00:47:58,626 --> 00:47:59,916
Should I...?
- No...

872
00:47:59,917 --> 00:48:01,458
Go with him...

873
00:48:02,167 --> 00:48:03,750
Where's the toilet...?

874
00:48:04,167 --> 00:48:06,125
Hey Budhan... come..

875
00:48:06,126 --> 00:48:07,750
Fill up the tank...

876
00:48:22,751 --> 00:48:24,000
Keep saying...

877
00:48:32,542 --> 00:48:34,375
ya ya fine..done..

878
00:48:39,376 --> 00:48:40,500
What was that?

879
00:48:42,251 --> 00:48:43,291
Where's dad...?

880
00:48:43,292 --> 00:48:44,833
He'll take some time...

881
00:48:58,042 --> 00:48:59,583
Where's the next stop...?

882
00:48:59,751 --> 00:49:01,333
Not before two hours...

883
00:49:01,751 --> 00:49:04,041
...after that wherever we find a
decent place... we'll stop for breakfast...

884
00:49:04,042 --> 00:49:05,500
Two hours...?

885
00:49:05,792 --> 00:49:07,125
That's too far...!

886
00:49:07,126 --> 00:49:12,250
This is why I didn't want us to drive down..
unnecessarily you force your decisions..

887
00:49:12,417 --> 00:49:16,500
Naa ...I never forced.
I said. You agreed.

888
00:49:16,501 --> 00:49:17,625
And you also..

889
00:49:18,167 --> 00:49:22,083
When the driver didn't turn up... I
almost decided we'll go by flight...

890
00:49:22,251 --> 00:49:24,041
...who told you to come last minute...

891
00:49:24,042 --> 00:49:26,416
...and at least you should've
called up before coming...?

892
00:49:26,417 --> 00:49:29,500
What?! Why are you
dragging me into this...

893
00:49:29,667 --> 00:49:31,625
I didn't load your luggage forcibly...

894
00:49:31,792 --> 00:49:35,333
...I would've dropped you
at the airport had you asked me to...

895
00:49:36,542 --> 00:49:40,541
we can go back even now...
if you want to that is...

896
00:49:40,542 --> 00:49:41,500
Go back?

897
00:49:41,667 --> 00:49:43,125
Who said about going back?

898
00:49:43,292 --> 00:49:45,250
What..tell me..
- He said...

899
00:49:45,251 --> 00:49:49,000
Look mister... don't you
interfere in our family matter..

900
00:49:49,792 --> 00:49:52,500
...in my house I decide
everything... got it?

901
00:49:52,792 --> 00:49:55,291
But this is a car..that too his..

902
00:49:55,292 --> 00:49:57,875
I know it.. donkey!

903
00:49:58,167 --> 00:49:59,750
...here... press this...

904
00:50:01,626 --> 00:50:05,416
and Piku..you said you wanted
an 'adventure trip' so this is it..

905
00:50:05,417 --> 00:50:09,375
...adventurous trip... you wanted
to go out of Delhi... here it is...

906
00:50:10,042 --> 00:50:15,958
...so enjoy..sing song..
what was that song...

907
00:50:17,042 --> 00:50:21,375
'what if this road never ends.

908
00:50:22,417 --> 00:50:28,625
'How will it be... tell me my dear'

909
00:50:29,001 --> 00:50:32,750
'what if this road never ends'

910
00:50:33,417 --> 00:50:37,375
'How will it be... tell me my dear'

911
00:50:37,792 --> 00:50:38,625
Tell me

912
00:50:39,251 --> 00:50:40,375
You tell me

913
00:50:40,542 --> 00:50:41,625
No no you tell me

914
00:50:41,626 --> 00:50:42,958
you..

915
00:50:43,417 --> 00:50:45,125
You tell...

916
00:50:45,792 --> 00:50:51,291
so Mr. non Bengali CHOUDHARY..do
you know the meaning of this song?

917
00:50:51,292 --> 00:50:54,791
This path... this road that we are on..

918
00:50:54,792 --> 00:50:57,625
...if it never ends,
how will that be...?

919
00:50:57,792 --> 00:51:01,250
Well then sing another song,
that has a better meaning..

920
00:51:01,876 --> 00:51:04,750
...to appreciate good
music is also an art...

921
00:52:22,167 --> 00:52:25,583
Whoever wants to do whatever... can do
it here... we won't stop here for long

922
00:52:29,417 --> 00:52:30,500
Where are you...?

923
00:52:30,667 --> 00:52:32,791
You're asking as if you
really are worried for me..

924
00:52:32,792 --> 00:52:34,250
Why aren't you telling..

925
00:52:35,417 --> 00:52:35,958
Kolkata..

926
00:52:36,126 --> 00:52:37,416
What happened?

927
00:52:37,417 --> 00:52:40,416
Bathroom's very dirty..it's
morning hours...

928
00:52:40,417 --> 00:52:41,875
...people must've used it..

929
00:52:42,042 --> 00:52:44,125
...God Knows when will Grand Pa use it..

930
00:52:44,292 --> 00:52:45,541
Keep down the phone...

931
00:52:45,542 --> 00:52:46,875
All the driver are
sitting on my head..

932
00:52:47,042 --> 00:52:49,708
I'll handle them...
and don't take any bookings

933
00:52:53,667 --> 00:52:55,250
Haven't you informed at home?

934
00:52:55,251 --> 00:52:56,250
No..

935
00:52:58,292 --> 00:53:01,375
...so what is your
father's real problem?

936
00:53:02,917 --> 00:53:03,958
Nothing..

937
00:53:05,417 --> 00:53:06,958
...a weak stomach... that's it...

938
00:53:07,251 --> 00:53:09,750
Then tell him to do
it fast..we need to leave...

939
00:53:10,001 --> 00:53:11,500
...in any case we
have that 'throne'...

940
00:53:11,501 --> 00:53:13,250
...wherever he feels the urge,
we'll stop...

941
00:53:13,417 --> 00:53:14,791
He doesn't eat unless he...

942
00:53:14,792 --> 00:53:16,375
I got it...

943
00:53:19,167 --> 00:53:20,333
...there he is...

944
00:53:24,417 --> 00:53:26,375
...not looking happy though..

945
00:53:29,667 --> 00:53:31,750
Did the army win the war...?

946
00:53:32,001 --> 00:53:37,000
...a bit.. there were so many
mosquitoes that I could not concentrate..

947
00:53:38,417 --> 00:53:40,125
You don't have to meditate...

948
00:53:40,292 --> 00:53:43,875
...this is the only job that happens
on its own... without any effort

949
00:53:46,042 --> 00:53:47,083
Bill!

950
00:53:51,501 --> 00:53:53,458
So much butter..

951
00:53:59,876 --> 00:54:01,125
Checked?

952
00:54:01,126 --> 00:54:02,375
Ye sir all safe

953
00:54:08,542 --> 00:54:11,750
In the morning when I got the call, it seemed
you needed to reach Kolkata today itself...

954
00:54:11,751 --> 00:54:14,375
...but the way family is going now...

955
00:54:14,542 --> 00:54:17,750
...as if out for a picnic... forget 48,
we'll not reach Kolkata even in 72 hours..

956
00:54:17,751 --> 00:54:19,625
Yes... what was the need of
stopping there to buy bangles...

957
00:54:19,792 --> 00:54:21,166
...she could have bought them
at Kolkata...

958
00:54:21,167 --> 00:54:22,916
she has got no sense of time..

959
00:54:22,917 --> 00:54:24,750
I have no sense of time...

960
00:54:26,792 --> 00:54:30,625
You're not going to let me get married...
let me enjoy these bangles at least

961
00:54:33,001 --> 00:54:34,458
Seriously?

962
00:54:35,667 --> 00:54:37,333
Most people here would marry off
their daughters just when they're born

963
00:54:37,501 --> 00:54:39,458
and he doesn't want
you to get married...?

964
00:54:40,292 --> 00:54:41,833
That's strange...

965
00:54:43,042 --> 00:54:44,750
...this doesn't happen
even in western culture..

966
00:54:44,917 --> 00:54:47,750
Western culture is not a benchmark
of progress..is that clear?

967
00:54:48,251 --> 00:54:52,875
We were always ahead of them...
always..that..a..Rani Laxmi Bai,

968
00:54:53,501 --> 00:54:56,791
Sarojini Naidu,
and... Kadimbini Ganguly,

969
00:54:56,792 --> 00:54:59,166
Vijay Laxmi Pandit... Annie Besant..

970
00:54:59,167 --> 00:55:03,000
...all these fine women spent their
whole life in serving the country

971
00:55:03,001 --> 00:55:04,750
and all she wants
to do is please a boy?!

972
00:55:04,751 --> 00:55:07,833
So many times I have told
you Annie Besant wasn't an Indian...

973
00:55:08,542 --> 00:55:11,000
Still she fought for
our country's independence...!

974
00:55:11,376 --> 00:55:13,750
But all these women were married..

975
00:55:13,751 --> 00:55:15,125
Yes... but with a purpose.
Marriage is not wrong...

976
00:55:15,292 --> 00:55:17,875
Marriage is not wrong... but
it must have a purpose...

977
00:55:18,042 --> 00:55:22,125
All that a husband wants is that wife should
serve food during the day and sex at night...

978
00:55:22,292 --> 00:55:26,750
...but is that what a
woman is made for... nooo...

979
00:55:26,751 --> 00:55:30,875
...that is why marriage
without any purpose is low lQ...

980
00:55:31,667 --> 00:55:35,125
Fine but not all women
are nice and simple...

981
00:55:35,292 --> 00:55:39,666
...you don't know... many of them
are very manipulative and scheming...

982
00:55:39,667 --> 00:55:41,291
...what does one do then?

983
00:55:41,292 --> 00:55:44,750
Women should be scheming... it's not
wrong... because man is like that...

984
00:55:44,917 --> 00:55:48,750
...that's why it's alright
for her to be scheming...

985
00:55:56,626 --> 00:55:58,333
What are you looking at her for?

986
00:56:01,667 --> 00:56:03,208
No aunty...

987
00:56:04,292 --> 00:56:07,375
...ya Driver is fine... hmm...

988
00:56:08,376 --> 00:56:09,625
...about half way...

989
00:56:20,667 --> 00:56:22,541
listen..they're not bad people..

990
00:56:22,542 --> 00:56:24,875
No sometimes that man talks
sense... then suddenly he loses it..

991
00:56:25,042 --> 00:56:26,625
You want the slippers now ...?

992
00:56:26,626 --> 00:56:27,666
Yes...
- Why do you want it now?

993
00:56:27,667 --> 00:56:29,791
I feel I just unnecessarily
got carried away and now I am stuck...

994
00:56:29,792 --> 00:56:31,500
...between this crazy
father-daughter duo...

995
00:56:31,667 --> 00:56:33,375
As if you had a great life at home...

996
00:56:33,376 --> 00:56:36,375
I might just run away
in between... I am telling you..

997
00:56:39,042 --> 00:56:42,375
No still too far... not
even half way...

998
00:56:42,751 --> 00:56:45,500
I don't know if they really want to get
there or they're just on a joy ride...

999
00:56:46,667 --> 00:56:48,750
hey... look there ..I had kept
my slippers in the bag.

1000
00:56:50,001 --> 00:56:52,000
Budhan had kept it in the suitcase...

1001
00:56:52,792 --> 00:56:54,750
found...
- can't hear you..bad signal..

1002
00:56:54,751 --> 00:56:56,500
Budhan kept it...?

1003
00:57:01,667 --> 00:57:03,958
What's this...?

1004
00:57:06,751 --> 00:57:08,375
...are you planning to kill him?

1005
00:57:08,376 --> 00:57:10,333
Mad or what?
It's his...

1006
00:57:10,542 --> 00:57:12,125
Oh is he planning a murder?

1007
00:57:12,292 --> 00:57:13,833
Perhaps for safety

1008
00:57:14,001 --> 00:57:14,875
safety...!

1009
00:57:14,876 --> 00:57:16,375
What can we do to him...?

1010
00:57:16,542 --> 00:57:20,833
No no this is very dangerous...
hey Piku it is very dangerous..

1011
00:57:21,417 --> 00:57:23,250
...hey... where...?

1012
00:57:25,501 --> 00:57:28,375
One Minute... I'll call you later...

1013
00:57:29,042 --> 00:57:30,375
...what's this...

1014
00:57:32,042 --> 00:57:35,666
...oh maybe... the driver
has Kept it... for safety...

1015
00:57:35,667 --> 00:57:37,250
...we're on the highway
so... keep it inside...

1016
00:57:37,417 --> 00:57:42,000
listen ...don't you know what's
kept in your car and what's not...?

1017
00:57:42,376 --> 00:57:44,791
You are lying... You are lying..
you must've only hidden it

1018
00:57:44,792 --> 00:57:46,375
sir... I don't even know how
to use it ...I am telling you...

1019
00:57:46,542 --> 00:57:47,750
No no no!
I won't travel with you...

1020
00:57:47,917 --> 00:57:49,291
What...?

1021
00:57:49,292 --> 00:57:51,291
No no... I can't trust somebody...

1022
00:57:51,292 --> 00:57:53,875
...who has a knife...! - Dad.. don't
create fuss in middle of the road..

1023
00:57:54,042 --> 00:57:55,875
Please uncle trust me ..trust me...
- I am not your uncle..

1024
00:57:56,042 --> 00:57:57,125
I am not your uncle..

1025
00:57:57,292 --> 00:57:59,875
...I'll just not go... you
first throw this knife...

1026
00:58:00,042 --> 00:58:02,041
...otherwise I am not going..
- How can I throw it...

1027
00:58:02,042 --> 00:58:04,000
No you throw it... take
it in your hand and throw

1028
00:58:04,001 --> 00:58:05,416
I can't... it was kept in the car

1029
00:58:05,417 --> 00:58:06,750
So you agree it was kept in the car...

1030
00:58:06,917 --> 00:58:09,625
...I had told you I don't
want to travel with a liar...

1031
00:58:09,792 --> 00:58:11,166
I am not a liar...
- You are a liar..

1032
00:58:11,167 --> 00:58:13,000
I am not a liar... I can't throw it...
- You are a liar..

1033
00:58:13,167 --> 00:58:15,791
Whole journey is left ...there is
a girl with us... how can I throw it?

1034
00:58:15,792 --> 00:58:17,125
Girl?..she's my daughter...

1035
00:58:17,292 --> 00:58:19,125
fine.. but how can I throw it?
she's also my responsibility...

1036
00:58:19,292 --> 00:58:21,125
No you have to
- I won't

1037
00:58:21,292 --> 00:58:22,791
You will... otherwise I am not going

1038
00:58:22,792 --> 00:58:23,541
Keep screaming..

1039
00:58:23,542 --> 00:58:25,458
I won't go
- Fine...

1040
00:58:27,417 --> 00:58:28,208
OK...!

1041
00:58:28,417 --> 00:58:29,375
Now sit inside...

1042
00:58:29,376 --> 00:58:31,458
what..no you tell him
to pick this up and throw..

1043
00:58:34,251 --> 00:58:36,625
...throw it otherwise
I am not going...

1044
00:58:37,292 --> 00:58:38,958
I am not throwing it...

1045
00:59:20,626 --> 00:59:21,708
What happened?

1046
00:59:22,501 --> 00:59:24,458
Did the Tyre get punctured?

1047
00:59:27,417 --> 00:59:28,625
Why don't you throw it?

1048
01:00:00,751 --> 01:00:05,250
There's nothing else here... relax...

1049
01:00:34,501 --> 01:00:37,000
So you must be having another
source of income as well...

1050
01:00:40,626 --> 01:00:41,875
sorry...?

1051
01:00:42,167 --> 01:00:43,125
Another source of income...?

1052
01:00:43,126 --> 01:00:43,875
None.

1053
01:00:43,876 --> 01:00:44,583
Are you sure?

1054
01:00:44,792 --> 01:00:45,625
Dad..

1055
01:00:47,792 --> 01:00:50,000
Since when are you
running this taxi business?

1056
01:00:50,167 --> 01:00:52,333
It was my father's
business actually... so I...

1057
01:00:52,542 --> 01:00:56,375
oh the greed to earn more money...

1058
01:00:56,792 --> 01:00:58,250
I had a job earlier...

1059
01:00:58,501 --> 01:00:59,583
Where?

1060
01:01:00,251 --> 01:01:02,625
Saudi... civil construction.

1061
01:01:03,167 --> 01:01:07,083
Is this what an Engineer does to
earn a living? A taxi business? Sad..

1062
01:01:08,001 --> 01:01:12,500
They'd promised a big position
at the time of the interview...

1063
01:01:12,917 --> 01:01:14,750
but once I got there... I
realized I was duped...

1064
01:01:14,917 --> 01:01:16,458
Why didn't you come back?

1065
01:01:17,376 --> 01:01:19,375
My passport was them
with a contract of two years!

1066
01:01:19,376 --> 01:01:20,750
God! but who gives the passport

1067
01:01:20,751 --> 01:01:23,375
That's the way it is...

1068
01:01:23,376 --> 01:01:24,375
So then...?

1069
01:01:24,542 --> 01:01:28,375
I had a tiff with my supervisor,
even though I was right...

1070
01:01:28,542 --> 01:01:29,833
I lost my job...

1071
01:01:30,167 --> 01:01:33,666
Hey Piku... your 'Paanchu
babu...!' (cry baby)

1072
01:01:33,667 --> 01:01:35,458
What's that?

1073
01:01:38,667 --> 01:01:39,875
Nothing...

1074
01:01:41,542 --> 01:01:46,458
...I mean if you know you were
right then why that sullen face...?

1075
01:01:47,001 --> 01:01:49,291
All honest men in the world
have faced similar consequences...

1076
01:01:49,292 --> 01:01:51,083
...it's nothing new...

1077
01:01:52,876 --> 01:01:59,958
...well neither will you gain
my sympathy nor try to gain Piku's...

1078
01:02:03,917 --> 01:02:06,958
so you came back...?

1079
01:02:08,876 --> 01:02:12,000
Ya... and handling this
taxi business since then...

1080
01:02:25,292 --> 01:02:28,750
yes Srivastav..she's checking...

1081
01:02:30,626 --> 01:02:31,875
130/90

1082
01:02:32,042 --> 01:02:34,208
yes 130/90..

1083
01:02:34,667 --> 01:02:37,750
...yes I have Crateagus... fine then...

1084
01:02:38,167 --> 01:02:40,583
...hey Budhan get me Crateagus..

1085
01:02:42,792 --> 01:02:44,750
Taansen sang 'Raaga Deepak'...

1086
01:02:44,917 --> 01:02:46,750
...all the lamps lit up...

1087
01:02:47,751 --> 01:02:50,250
...he sang 'Raga Malhaar'..

1088
01:02:50,251 --> 01:02:51,791
...well it rained...

1089
01:02:51,792 --> 01:02:59,375
so why didn't anyone sing 'Raga Motion'...
you would've been relieved by now...

1090
01:03:00,542 --> 01:03:02,875
Like Raga motion

1091
01:03:03,876 --> 01:03:05,083
What do you say?

1092
01:03:05,917 --> 01:03:09,000
Here's what I have... Indian
Basil and mint leaves..

1093
01:03:09,001 --> 01:03:12,000
...boil them in water
and drink it... you'll be fine...

1094
01:03:12,251 --> 01:03:13,250
How do you know ...?

1095
01:03:13,417 --> 01:03:14,416
Will you boil these
or should I throw them...?

1096
01:03:14,417 --> 01:03:18,833
No wait... Budhan... get
this done for me...

1097
01:03:19,167 --> 01:03:22,375
Trust me... whatever is inside,
it'll come out...

1098
01:03:22,751 --> 01:03:24,625
Okay... fine

1099
01:03:31,626 --> 01:03:37,500
Tell me one thing... is this the only topic
that you both discuss... the whole day?

1100
01:03:38,251 --> 01:03:39,375
Yeah..

1101
01:03:43,417 --> 01:03:46,250
I should've found out before
taking the booking... well...

1102
01:04:18,542 --> 01:04:22,333
Prayers to the God
at 5am and check out at 8..

1103
01:04:23,042 --> 01:04:25,125
Lakhan take them
to room number 112...

1104
01:04:25,126 --> 01:04:27,500
Budhan keep the medicines ready...

1105
01:04:27,667 --> 01:04:29,250
...I'll see you in a bit Dad..

1106
01:04:29,542 --> 01:04:30,708
Piku... where...?

1107
01:04:31,001 --> 01:04:32,083
I'm coming...

1108
01:04:54,042 --> 01:04:57,000
This place is famous
for its desserts...

1109
01:04:58,001 --> 01:04:59,500
...would you like to have some?

1110
01:05:01,542 --> 01:05:02,875
Am I disturbing you...?

1111
01:05:04,917 --> 01:05:06,791
Can we sit quietly please...?

1112
01:05:06,792 --> 01:05:08,083
Ya sure..

1113
01:05:15,251 --> 01:05:17,125
You were calling someone scheming...?

1114
01:05:17,792 --> 01:05:18,958
Not you..

1115
01:05:19,417 --> 01:05:21,125
Better not!

1116
01:05:21,917 --> 01:05:23,875
I would've thrown
you out of the car..

1117
01:05:26,167 --> 01:05:27,625
How would your Dad have
gone to Kolkata then?

1118
01:05:28,126 --> 01:05:29,625
I would've driven...

1119
01:05:29,792 --> 01:05:32,875
really?
well... had I known this earlier,

1120
01:05:33,292 --> 01:05:35,458
I could've stretched for a bit...

1121
01:05:38,501 --> 01:05:39,875
...now you drive tomorrow...

1122
01:05:41,042 --> 01:05:42,416
I don't like driving...

1123
01:05:42,417 --> 01:05:47,000
why...? as in? women in
Saudi are fighting with the govt.

1124
01:05:47,001 --> 01:05:50,000
For their driving rights...
getting jailed too for same...

1125
01:05:50,251 --> 01:05:52,125
...and you say you don't
like driving... that's weird..

1126
01:05:52,126 --> 01:05:54,041
Not really... those
countries are like that...

1127
01:05:54,042 --> 01:05:56,583
Ya but your country isn't...

1128
01:05:57,042 --> 01:06:00,250
...moreover... driving
liberates a woman...

1129
01:06:05,542 --> 01:06:09,750
Are you saying all this to impress
me or you really do respect women?

1130
01:06:10,292 --> 01:06:12,625
Isn't it written on my face?

1131
01:06:14,376 --> 01:06:22,333
Well... You were arguing
with some Ritu this morning...

1132
01:06:24,001 --> 01:06:25,250
My sister..

1133
01:06:25,667 --> 01:06:28,250
And my mother,
another devious woman...

1134
01:06:29,001 --> 01:06:32,958
...I swear... you can ask Syed...

1135
01:06:33,917 --> 01:06:37,875
Yes Dad..OK I'll be there

1136
01:06:40,042 --> 01:06:46,041
tell me something... you're
really his daughter...

1137
01:06:46,042 --> 01:06:46,875
...I mean...

1138
01:06:47,542 --> 01:06:48,833
yes... I am 'his' daughter

1139
01:06:49,292 --> 01:06:53,375
...and ten times more strange..
weird..irritating..annoying

1140
01:06:53,542 --> 01:06:55,500
No no no ...I didn't
mean that way...

1141
01:06:55,501 --> 01:06:58,000
No I know what you mean... I
know its weird its okay...

1142
01:06:59,417 --> 01:07:02,500
...but I am like that...

1143
01:07:09,042 --> 01:07:10,875
Hello..hello

1144
01:07:10,876 --> 01:07:12,500
There's no room that's vacant

1145
01:07:12,917 --> 01:07:14,875
Excuse me... room... I need a room...

1146
01:07:15,417 --> 01:07:16,250
all occupied

1147
01:07:16,251 --> 01:07:18,625
that Bengali family that's just walked in
...I am part of that... excuse me...

1148
01:07:18,792 --> 01:07:20,750
Not here... go...

1149
01:07:25,501 --> 01:07:27,000
Which room number is
that Bengali family in...?

1150
01:07:31,792 --> 01:07:33,375
Piku..

1151
01:07:35,542 --> 01:07:38,125
There aren't any rooms available
...apparently a lot of tourist..

1152
01:07:38,126 --> 01:07:39,666
I know.. Budhan is
also sleeping in the car..

1153
01:07:39,667 --> 01:07:43,625
Hey listen I am the owner... not your
driver that I go and sleep next to him

1154
01:07:43,876 --> 01:07:45,125
That dormitory is
infested with mosquitoes...

1155
01:07:45,292 --> 01:07:48,125
Its midnight
already... just go please...

1156
01:07:48,667 --> 01:07:52,625
I am not sleeping outside..

1157
01:07:52,792 --> 01:07:54,375
Is this the only hotel in Banaras...?

1158
01:07:54,542 --> 01:07:57,250
Piku..

1159
01:08:01,917 --> 01:08:05,750
You're behaving as if I am
barging in your personal bedroom...

1160
01:08:08,417 --> 01:08:09,958
...fine...

1161
01:08:10,292 --> 01:08:15,458
...I'll leave but this
is not... I am taking the car...

1162
01:08:15,667 --> 01:08:17,500
...your luggage is there... and
your father's throne as well...

1163
01:08:17,667 --> 01:08:19,000
...OK tata bye bye..

1164
01:08:19,917 --> 01:08:21,625
What time will you
be here in the morning...?

1165
01:08:22,626 --> 01:08:25,750
Have no idea... not sure
if I'll come at all...

1166
01:08:31,542 --> 01:08:33,083
listen

1167
01:08:39,751 --> 01:08:40,708
Say...

1168
01:08:42,001 --> 01:08:43,458
...sleep here..

1169
01:08:44,667 --> 01:08:46,708
See that's what I was saying..

1170
01:08:48,917 --> 01:08:50,875
But on a chair...?

1171
01:08:59,667 --> 01:09:01,875
Shhh! Now what is it?

1172
01:09:02,501 --> 01:09:03,625
Switch off the light

1173
01:09:03,626 --> 01:09:05,208
Can I change?

1174
01:09:06,042 --> 01:09:07,416
Can you not make any sound...

1175
01:09:07,417 --> 01:09:08,625
right..

1176
01:09:21,626 --> 01:09:23,958
That basil water did nothing...

1177
01:09:25,001 --> 01:09:28,000
Sir do you sit Indian
style or western style...?

1178
01:09:31,042 --> 01:09:35,500
Do you sit Indian
style or western...?

1179
01:09:35,667 --> 01:09:36,625
Huh? What do you mean?

1180
01:09:36,626 --> 01:09:38,625
There aren't any toilets
with Indian style these days..

1181
01:09:39,167 --> 01:09:41,000
That's the issue...

1182
01:09:41,292 --> 01:09:45,916
...it's the most scientific
way for excretion...

1183
01:09:45,917 --> 01:09:48,666
...RANA..please..stop
this nonsense discussion..

1184
01:09:48,667 --> 01:09:49,875
No no its not Nonsense..

1185
01:09:49,876 --> 01:09:54,666
...did our fore fathers ever
have this constipation problem...

1186
01:09:54,667 --> 01:09:57,625
just try and remember... no...
never... isn't it...?

1187
01:09:57,792 --> 01:09:58,916
Naa..I didn't get you...

1188
01:09:58,917 --> 01:10:03,250
This constipation problem wasn't
there in olden days... isn't it?

1189
01:10:03,251 --> 01:10:04,208
Right..

1190
01:10:04,417 --> 01:10:06,833
Sir let me explain you,
it's a very simple formula...!

1191
01:10:07,501 --> 01:10:08,416
Now this is our stomach..

1192
01:10:08,417 --> 01:10:08,875
Ya..

1193
01:10:09,042 --> 01:10:12,750
...our intestines
go like this... see...

1194
01:10:13,501 --> 01:10:16,500
...this is our stomach... this
turns here...

1195
01:10:16,667 --> 01:10:19,125
...and after that... makes
this question mark kind of thing...

1196
01:10:19,376 --> 01:10:24,375
...and when we... one minute...

1197
01:10:25,667 --> 01:10:30,250
...sit like this... it
puts pressure on our stomach...

1198
01:10:31,376 --> 01:10:33,000
...and intestines get pressed...

1199
01:10:33,001 --> 01:10:39,958
...and whatever waste material is there
in the pipeline that slowly comes out..

1200
01:10:42,792 --> 01:10:44,625
...no need to put pressure... it
happens on its own...

1201
01:10:45,042 --> 01:10:45,750
are you a doctor?

1202
01:10:46,167 --> 01:10:47,791
And aren't we getting late now?

1203
01:10:47,792 --> 01:10:49,375
Can't leave him like this... can we?

1204
01:10:49,376 --> 01:10:50,708
Sir... should we try again?

1205
01:10:51,292 --> 01:10:54,125
Where... here? What if I fall down?

1206
01:10:54,292 --> 01:10:55,500
I want to reach Kolkata safely..

1207
01:10:55,667 --> 01:10:58,416
Dad has arthritis... he
cannot do this stunts..

1208
01:10:58,417 --> 01:11:00,250
Budhan will help

1209
01:11:01,001 --> 01:11:02,416
I can also... come inside

1210
01:11:02,417 --> 01:11:03,000
Na..Na..I will try..

1211
01:11:03,167 --> 01:11:06,250
Dad..what's wrong with you?
You cannot..climb this...!

1212
01:11:06,251 --> 01:11:10,250
This is western style,
how will I squat on it...?

1213
01:11:10,417 --> 01:11:11,375
Let me help you...

1214
01:11:11,542 --> 01:11:12,791
Dad what if you fall...?

1215
01:11:12,792 --> 01:11:15,000
Wait... wait... hey Budhan..

1216
01:11:15,001 --> 01:11:16,500
Yes..
- Come here...

1217
01:11:16,667 --> 01:11:19,750
Fine... when you're done
with this circus... call me...

1218
01:11:19,751 --> 01:11:20,625
Sir let her go...

1219
01:11:20,626 --> 01:11:21,750
We will try

1220
01:11:21,751 --> 01:11:23,333
Please hold my hands

1221
01:11:28,001 --> 01:11:31,250
Hey go away you both... I
need to take off my night pants...

1222
01:11:31,501 --> 01:11:32,125
Should I also...?

1223
01:11:32,292 --> 01:11:33,375
Yes... go...

1224
01:11:33,667 --> 01:11:34,875
Will you manage to...

1225
01:11:35,042 --> 01:11:35,625
Absolutely

1226
01:11:40,167 --> 01:11:41,250
Done?

1227
01:11:41,417 --> 01:11:46,458
...not satisfactorily... but
at least got something new to try..

1228
01:11:53,292 --> 01:11:57,083
Don't think you can impress
him or me with your home remedies...

1229
01:12:00,376 --> 01:12:02,375
...we know everything
about constipation..

1230
01:12:02,376 --> 01:12:03,458
Ohh yeah obviously...

1231
01:12:09,792 --> 01:12:14,250
Grand Pa's been lying still for a while...

1232
01:12:14,792 --> 01:12:15,875
Should I check him?

1233
01:12:16,251 --> 01:12:18,625
Keep quiet! He's resting...

1234
01:12:19,126 --> 01:12:21,000
There's no better place
then Banaras for last rites...

1235
01:12:21,001 --> 01:12:22,250
Shut up.

1236
01:12:22,417 --> 01:12:24,875
Just check on him... we
can still get back to Banaras

1237
01:12:33,542 --> 01:12:37,291
Hey..why are you...?
And why are you speeding...?

1238
01:12:37,292 --> 01:12:38,125
I am not..

1239
01:12:38,292 --> 01:12:40,375
Look in front... look
in front... oh god...

1240
01:12:40,376 --> 01:12:43,000
Relax and sing that
path song you sang earlier...

1241
01:12:43,167 --> 01:12:44,000
you should be there...

1242
01:12:44,001 --> 01:12:47,916
...let him drive... we're
paying you to drive not sit...

1243
01:12:47,917 --> 01:12:49,000
She's driving fine...

1244
01:12:49,001 --> 01:12:50,000
I know how to drive...

1245
01:12:50,001 --> 01:12:52,375
Piku you've never
driven on a highway...

1246
01:12:52,376 --> 01:12:53,875
This is how accidents
happen Dad... Keep..

1247
01:12:53,876 --> 01:12:54,416
Keep quiet...

1248
01:12:54,417 --> 01:12:55,625
But what if she bangs...

1249
01:12:55,792 --> 01:12:59,125
I don't want to come under
a truck like a dog or a cat..

1250
01:12:59,292 --> 01:13:01,041
...I don't like unnatural deaths..

1251
01:13:01,042 --> 01:13:03,958
Stop stop stop the car..

1252
01:13:04,542 --> 01:13:06,583
Slow..slow..

1253
01:13:09,792 --> 01:13:10,625
Hey..

1254
01:13:15,251 --> 01:13:17,250
It doesn't matter what
you like or what you don't...

1255
01:13:17,542 --> 01:13:19,250
...whenever its time... you'll die...

1256
01:13:19,251 --> 01:13:21,333
...on a road... in a hospital...

1257
01:13:23,667 --> 01:13:28,000
...death and shit... come
unannounced... anytime... anywhere...

1258
01:13:28,167 --> 01:13:29,625
I disagree!

1259
01:13:30,126 --> 01:13:31,125
God!

1260
01:13:44,292 --> 01:13:51,125
Do you know patience
is a must for a good driver...

1261
01:13:51,501 --> 01:13:52,625
...I was testing..

1262
01:13:53,001 --> 01:13:56,875
...that's all... come... come..

1263
01:13:59,542 --> 01:14:00,750
Lets go..

1264
01:14:18,501 --> 01:14:20,250
Who all stay in Kolkata...?

1265
01:14:21,292 --> 01:14:22,958
Uncle... aunt...

1266
01:14:25,792 --> 01:14:28,625
...actually my mother, dad and I...
we used to stay there earlier...

1267
01:14:29,042 --> 01:14:31,750
In any case one leg of
Bengali’s is always in Kolkata...

1268
01:14:32,042 --> 01:14:36,833
...yeah but I mean... I feel
totally at home in Delhi also...

1269
01:14:37,042 --> 01:14:40,500
Ya but one does have connections
with the place one belongs to...

1270
01:14:40,667 --> 01:14:42,125
Correct... Correct...

1271
01:14:42,292 --> 01:14:44,125
But there is nothing for me Baba...

1272
01:14:44,126 --> 01:14:47,541
...few relatives... I have no connection
with them... and that house...

1273
01:14:47,542 --> 01:14:50,625
Which you want to sell off
but I won't let you...

1274
01:14:50,876 --> 01:14:52,833
Are you going to
sell off your home ...?

1275
01:14:55,626 --> 01:14:57,000
Don't know...

1276
01:15:37,251 --> 01:15:41,291
Hey Budhan... where
did it's cell go...?

1277
01:15:41,292 --> 01:15:42,166
Cell...

1278
01:15:42,167 --> 01:15:43,500
I gave it to you...

1279
01:15:43,667 --> 01:15:47,000
No, it was in your hand when we stopped
at that roadside place for dinner...

1280
01:15:47,417 --> 01:15:48,416
Is it...?

1281
01:15:48,417 --> 01:15:49,458
Huuhh...

1282
01:15:50,251 --> 01:15:51,958
Turn back the car... turn back...

1283
01:15:52,542 --> 01:15:53,458
What...?

1284
01:15:53,917 --> 01:15:55,125
Turn back the car...

1285
01:15:55,292 --> 01:15:56,000
What...?

1286
01:15:56,167 --> 01:15:59,000
My ear plug cell has gone weak...

1287
01:15:59,001 --> 01:16:00,166
...I think I've left it
behind where we'd stopped...

1288
01:16:00,167 --> 01:16:02,375
...hey why are you still
driving ...U turn U turn...

1289
01:16:02,542 --> 01:16:04,666
We'll be in Kolkata in a bit...

1290
01:16:04,667 --> 01:16:06,916
Nobody is talking to you mister...

1291
01:16:06,917 --> 01:16:08,500
...do as I say ...U turn...

1292
01:16:08,501 --> 01:16:11,000
Dad... I am sure you have enough
battery that can last you till there...

1293
01:16:11,167 --> 01:16:12,416
...we can't waste
time unnecessarily...

1294
01:16:12,417 --> 01:16:13,458
Unnecessary?

1295
01:16:14,001 --> 01:16:15,375
Oh Unnecessary...

1296
01:16:16,042 --> 01:16:19,916
...this ear whistles
due to weak battery...

1297
01:16:19,917 --> 01:16:21,875
...strange sounds
come out of here...

1298
01:16:21,876 --> 01:16:23,333
...is it unnecessary?

1299
01:16:24,792 --> 01:16:28,000
Why do you think
I am a burden on you...

1300
01:16:28,167 --> 01:16:29,041
I am not a burden...!

1301
01:16:29,042 --> 01:16:31,625
Look... I can do everything
on my own... alright...?

1302
01:16:31,792 --> 01:16:32,625
Oh... Dad... please... you...

1303
01:16:32,792 --> 01:16:35,250
Na Na... you be quiet...!

1304
01:16:35,917 --> 01:16:38,958
And you ...you are charging us...

1305
01:16:39,167 --> 01:16:41,125
...if you don't listen to me...

1306
01:16:41,292 --> 01:16:43,291
...I won't care whether
you're an owner or a driver...

1307
01:16:43,292 --> 01:16:44,625
...I can take bus also...

1308
01:16:45,917 --> 01:16:49,833
I am fit... I am not dependent
on any body ...no body...

1309
01:16:50,917 --> 01:16:52,750
Unnecessary!

1310
01:16:53,417 --> 01:16:54,875
Why have you stopped here...?

1311
01:16:55,292 --> 01:16:56,833
Fine... you can take the bus...

1312
01:16:57,042 --> 01:16:59,416
...stopping every now and then... bloody...
even my patience is running out...

1313
01:16:59,417 --> 01:17:00,125
Please mind your language...

1314
01:17:00,292 --> 01:17:01,750
No I have not said anything wrong...

1315
01:17:01,751 --> 01:17:03,500
...and what's with
this burden thing...?

1316
01:17:03,792 --> 01:17:06,875
Wonder why parents feel satisfied in
emotionally blackmailing their kids...

1317
01:17:07,501 --> 01:17:10,541
...if you were a burden ...you
would've been sitting in Delhi..

1318
01:17:10,542 --> 01:17:12,250
...she wouldn't have cared to
take you all the way to Kolkata...

1319
01:17:14,417 --> 01:17:16,750
...so close your eyes
and sit quiet for sometime...

1320
01:17:16,751 --> 01:17:19,583
Sky won't fall if you don't hear
some words

1321
01:17:22,917 --> 01:17:26,375
...if we keep going like this,
we will take forever to reach...

1322
01:17:30,876 --> 01:17:32,125
OK shall we...?

1323
01:17:38,126 --> 01:17:42,750
But... what if on the way I
feel like passing motion... then...?

1324
01:17:48,167 --> 01:17:49,875
I'll stop the car...

1325
01:17:50,042 --> 01:17:52,750
...keep your throne on
the other side of the road...

1326
01:17:52,917 --> 01:17:54,458
...you can do what you need to...

1327
01:17:56,251 --> 01:17:57,250
alright...?

1328
01:17:58,042 --> 01:17:59,000
Good

1329
01:18:01,501 --> 01:18:02,458
Alright

1330
01:18:35,167 --> 01:18:36,750
Two hours more...

1331
01:18:49,167 --> 01:18:49,750
Sorry

1332
01:18:50,251 --> 01:18:51,125
Sleep...

1333
01:18:52,792 --> 01:18:53,625
Sure?

1334
01:18:54,792 --> 01:18:57,375
Will wake you up once we're there...

1335
01:18:58,876 --> 01:18:59,833
Thank you

1336
01:19:42,667 --> 01:19:46,708
Didi, they've arrived...
they've arrived

1337
01:19:47,251 --> 01:19:48,375
Hey Binod!

1338
01:19:48,376 --> 01:19:50,000
Brother!...come... come...

1339
01:19:50,001 --> 01:19:51,250
How are you Binod?

1340
01:19:51,417 --> 01:19:52,750
Come come come... all OK...?

1341
01:19:53,292 --> 01:19:54,833
Uncle you've lost weight...

1342
01:19:55,417 --> 01:19:58,750
Champa Kunj... here I am...!

1343
01:19:59,042 --> 01:20:00,875
No no... whole night
we were just awake...

1344
01:20:00,876 --> 01:20:02,000
Brother... you must be very tired...?

1345
01:20:02,167 --> 01:20:03,416
I am fine...

1346
01:20:03,417 --> 01:20:04,625
Get the luggage

1347
01:20:05,042 --> 01:20:06,291
Nothing's changed here...

1348
01:20:06,292 --> 01:20:07,541
And whose idea was
it to do this road journey?

1349
01:20:07,542 --> 01:20:10,083
Gosh! you need
a heart to do that...

1350
01:20:12,042 --> 01:20:14,500
RANA... come... Kaku
he's RANA Choudhry...

1351
01:20:14,501 --> 01:20:16,041
Greetings... Mr Choudhry...
please sit...

1352
01:20:16,042 --> 01:20:19,208
Hey Binod, he's not Bengali...

1353
01:20:20,417 --> 01:20:22,625
He's the owner of Himachal
Tourist Taxi stand...

1354
01:20:22,626 --> 01:20:23,916
...his driver didn't
come so he drove us...

1355
01:20:23,917 --> 01:20:28,791
Oh... that means Delhi people aren't
as bad as we think them to be here...

1356
01:20:28,792 --> 01:20:29,916
Please don't mind...

1357
01:20:29,917 --> 01:20:33,250
Not her fault... well that is the
perception about Delhi people...

1358
01:20:33,751 --> 01:20:35,208
so... Piku...

1359
01:20:35,792 --> 01:20:37,166
...get that chair
in... I'll have to leave...

1360
01:20:37,167 --> 01:20:38,375
Where?

1361
01:20:38,667 --> 01:20:43,000
Where... you can't be going
back to Delhi right now...

1362
01:20:43,167 --> 01:20:44,375
...go tomorrow morning...

1363
01:20:44,542 --> 01:20:45,916
No its fine... really... I'll leave...

1364
01:20:45,917 --> 01:20:47,250
No one asked you...

1365
01:20:47,626 --> 01:20:48,500
Budhan...

1366
01:20:48,501 --> 01:20:49,125
yes

1367
01:20:49,292 --> 01:20:50,500
Where have you kept my luggage...?

1368
01:20:50,501 --> 01:20:52,208
In that room down there...

1369
01:20:52,626 --> 01:20:56,375
No... keep it up
stairs... in that room...

1370
01:21:33,292 --> 01:21:35,500
"Where did that chair come from?"

1371
01:21:35,501 --> 01:21:37,416
That's grand pa's commode...

1372
01:21:37,417 --> 01:21:41,500
...don't touch it... haven't
cleaned it with an ANTISEPTIC yet..."

1373
01:21:51,417 --> 01:21:55,291
the whole feel of this house has
changed... because brother's here...

1374
01:21:55,292 --> 01:21:57,125
ya... but Piku...

1375
01:21:57,417 --> 01:21:59,458
...don't know what
she has grown up to be...

1376
01:22:00,542 --> 01:22:04,875
...first she stays with
her aunt Chhobi ...plus single...

1377
01:22:04,876 --> 01:22:05,750
...living in Delhi...

1378
01:22:05,917 --> 01:22:07,625
Hello... yes Nobendu... right...

1379
01:22:08,792 --> 01:22:11,250
...he has not told
me anything... why...

1380
01:22:13,042 --> 01:22:14,208
...oh... OK...

1381
01:22:14,751 --> 01:22:15,666
What happened?

1382
01:22:15,667 --> 01:22:19,625
Nobendu is saying... brother
has come to fix the house deal...

1383
01:22:20,042 --> 01:22:21,333
I am not surprised.

1384
01:22:21,917 --> 01:22:24,625
Must've done sitting in Delhi...

1385
01:22:24,792 --> 01:22:25,750
It can't be true...

1386
01:22:26,042 --> 01:22:29,000
I warned you... but
you shouted at me...

1387
01:22:29,167 --> 01:22:30,291
...now see for yourself...

1388
01:22:30,292 --> 01:22:34,041
...you respect him so much
but for him we are nobody... huh...

1389
01:22:34,042 --> 01:22:36,958
You're over reacting... I
don't think its anything to worry...

1390
01:22:41,376 --> 01:22:44,500
How's Dr Shrivastava?
He will miss you

1391
01:22:44,501 --> 01:22:45,625
I don't think so...

1392
01:22:45,626 --> 01:22:48,250
...Dad just forces
him to come everyday...

1393
01:22:48,251 --> 01:22:49,666
...I never force anybody, never.

1394
01:22:49,667 --> 01:22:52,791
There... Mr. CHOUDHARY... join us

1395
01:22:52,792 --> 01:22:54,375
Pass me some pepper Piku...

1396
01:22:55,792 --> 01:22:58,750
I had no idea that your bowel
problem had become so chronic?

1397
01:22:58,751 --> 01:23:01,750
I don't think it's in our family...

1398
01:23:02,292 --> 01:23:03,125
Of course it is!

1399
01:23:04,042 --> 01:23:04,750
Our father had it!

1400
01:23:04,917 --> 01:23:05,916
But how would you remember...

1401
01:23:05,917 --> 01:23:09,125
...you were busy in fooling around
with life... fun... women.. all that..

1402
01:23:09,292 --> 01:23:13,125
Were the elders just watching
the show if he was fooling around...?

1403
01:23:13,626 --> 01:23:18,041
...and when sister in law and almost decided
to get him married to her sister Chhobi,

1404
01:23:18,042 --> 01:23:20,041
...then what was the
need to come and see me...?

1405
01:23:20,042 --> 01:23:24,875
Next day I had my M.Com exam...
final paper... but no one cared!

1406
01:23:25,917 --> 01:23:28,125
Mom just expressed
it to grandma that...

1407
01:23:28,126 --> 01:23:31,750
...its fun if two brother's
are married to two sisters...

1408
01:23:31,917 --> 01:23:33,666
...but its not that she
didn't love you when you came...

1409
01:23:33,667 --> 01:23:36,875
You were not even born
then Piku... how would you know

1410
01:23:38,917 --> 01:23:41,500
All I know is when mom
was in the hospital... she said...

1411
01:23:41,501 --> 01:23:43,625
...whenever I would get married,
you'll do the rituals on her behalf...

1412
01:23:43,792 --> 01:23:45,458
...not aunt Chhobi...

1413
01:23:45,876 --> 01:23:47,875
After mom, you are
like a mother to me

1414
01:23:48,126 --> 01:23:52,875
Why dig the old graves... she's come
here after so many years

1415
01:23:53,042 --> 01:23:53,916
But what did I say...

1416
01:23:53,917 --> 01:23:57,916
No no ...don't stop
her... she's right...

1417
01:23:57,917 --> 01:24:02,666
...this frustration
is not right... it causes...

1418
01:24:02,667 --> 01:24:03,416
Negativity

1419
01:24:03,417 --> 01:24:11,500
right... negativity... and
that causes indigestion and then...

1420
01:24:11,667 --> 01:24:12,750
Constipation...?

1421
01:24:13,167 --> 01:24:16,375
Amazing! How do you connect
everything with the stomach?

1422
01:24:16,917 --> 01:24:18,625
Coz everything is
connected to the stomach!

1423
01:24:18,792 --> 01:24:22,500
A person's emotion
depends on his motion...

1424
01:24:22,667 --> 01:24:25,250
This is all your nonsense
theory... in your own head...

1425
01:24:25,542 --> 01:24:27,125
...it's not that your
constipated all the time...?

1426
01:24:27,292 --> 01:24:28,541
Why are you getting angry with me...?

1427
01:24:28,542 --> 01:24:30,166
I am not getting angry...

1428
01:24:30,167 --> 01:24:33,625
...but you don't discuss
anything other than this Dad...

1429
01:24:33,792 --> 01:24:34,750
...there's a limit...

1430
01:24:34,751 --> 01:24:36,000
Just relax brother...

1431
01:24:36,001 --> 01:24:36,875
I am relaxed

1432
01:24:37,126 --> 01:24:38,375
And you don't talk much...!

1433
01:24:38,542 --> 01:24:42,750
Do you know Piku... for how
long your uncle sits on the pot...?

1434
01:24:42,917 --> 01:24:44,500
What do you mean...

1435
01:24:44,501 --> 01:24:46,750
...father had
constipation... brother has...

1436
01:24:46,917 --> 01:24:49,416
...and you also have the same
...its in the family...

1437
01:24:49,417 --> 01:24:50,125
No brother...

1438
01:24:50,126 --> 01:24:51,625
Yes father had...

1439
01:24:51,792 --> 01:24:52,708
No...

1440
01:24:53,667 --> 01:24:55,916
You had constipation.

1441
01:24:55,917 --> 01:24:57,250
Why are you looking at me?

1442
01:24:58,917 --> 01:25:01,375
...Uncle you know about
the water shortage in Delhi...

1443
01:25:01,542 --> 01:25:04,041
...still he wants a bucket
full of water...

1444
01:25:04,042 --> 01:25:06,416
...because he's not satisfied
with that jet spray...

1445
01:25:06,417 --> 01:25:11,166
No that's because that jet has a sharp
flow of water... it hurts me here...

1446
01:25:11,167 --> 01:25:14,083
And in winters he
demands hot water...

1447
01:25:14,417 --> 01:25:17,958
...now tell me who needs hot
water to clean his... back side?

1448
01:25:21,126 --> 01:25:24,375
You must know that every third person
in America has the same problem...

1449
01:25:24,542 --> 01:25:26,708
...in fact constipation
is their biggest health issue...

1450
01:25:26,917 --> 01:25:28,125
Really?
- Of course!

1451
01:25:28,292 --> 01:25:29,750
...still they live care free...

1452
01:25:29,917 --> 01:25:31,750
...looking at their faces can you ever
tell what's going on inside them...?

1453
01:25:32,001 --> 01:25:33,875
Who cares? They're the
biggest economy in the world

1454
01:25:34,042 --> 01:25:34,916
No no... I care...

1455
01:25:34,917 --> 01:25:38,750
Now for any normal person...
normal like... for example me...

1456
01:25:38,917 --> 01:25:42,125
How can you call yourself
normal so confidently...

1457
01:25:42,126 --> 01:25:45,000
Hear me out... for any normal person,
a breakfast,

1458
01:25:45,001 --> 01:25:46,041
...a lunch and a dinner...

1459
01:25:46,042 --> 01:25:49,875
...these three meals is all that is needed
to smoothly do the job next morning...

1460
01:25:49,876 --> 01:25:53,875
...but they... on an average
go once in three days!

1461
01:25:53,876 --> 01:25:56,125
All through the day
they just eat junk...

1462
01:25:56,292 --> 01:25:57,791
...collecting inside
as if a fixed deposit...

1463
01:25:57,792 --> 01:25:58,791
...and then one day they
go... and well... do it...

1464
01:25:58,792 --> 01:25:59,708
Chchii!!

1465
01:26:00,667 --> 01:26:02,583
No no seriously... don't laugh...

1466
01:26:03,167 --> 01:26:05,250
and your condition isn't that bad...

1467
01:26:05,501 --> 01:26:13,875
...do one thing... just chew
your food like this... like a cow..

1468
01:26:14,292 --> 01:26:17,250
...next day you're bound
to have a clear motion...

1469
01:26:17,792 --> 01:26:20,125
cow?

1470
01:26:21,417 --> 01:26:24,666
Mr. Banerjee have you ever heard a
cow or a buffalo ever getting constipated...

1471
01:26:24,667 --> 01:26:28,208
...or doing a hard cow dung... or
loose... think about it...

1472
01:26:30,376 --> 01:26:31,708
Tell me

1473
01:26:34,876 --> 01:26:36,708
Right... his logic is right

1474
01:26:36,876 --> 01:26:38,500
Are you sure you are not a Bengali?

1475
01:26:38,751 --> 01:26:40,833
Sir not everything is
a copyright by Bengali’s...

1476
01:26:42,042 --> 01:26:44,000
You didn't know this...?

1477
01:26:44,792 --> 01:26:45,750
No.

1478
01:26:50,126 --> 01:26:51,750
There was a railing there?

1479
01:26:51,751 --> 01:26:52,500
I think... ya...

1480
01:26:52,667 --> 01:26:54,625
That was a new
construction... needs repair

1481
01:26:54,917 --> 01:26:55,875
Will get it done...

1482
01:26:55,876 --> 01:26:58,750
You're family is
quite interesting...

1483
01:27:00,042 --> 01:27:04,000
just because everyone laughed,
don't think everyone is impressed...

1484
01:27:04,292 --> 01:27:05,500
...we are very critical people...

1485
01:27:05,751 --> 01:27:10,000
Oh I know... some people just
can't like anyone... it's OK...

1486
01:27:10,667 --> 01:27:11,750
you think I am like that...?

1487
01:27:12,292 --> 01:27:14,125
You are... but... can't
blame you for it...

1488
01:27:14,292 --> 01:27:17,125
...actually after a certain
age... one becomes like that...

1489
01:27:17,126 --> 01:27:18,250
...difficult to please...

1490
01:27:18,251 --> 01:27:20,500
Then don't try to...'please'

1491
01:27:21,001 --> 01:27:21,875
OK...

1492
01:27:22,292 --> 01:27:23,500
Do you know Piku...

1493
01:27:23,751 --> 01:27:29,708
Binod was in secondary when our
father started building this house...

1494
01:27:30,001 --> 01:27:32,708
And same year brother
also got a job in ITC...

1495
01:27:32,917 --> 01:27:35,750
37, Virginia house,
CHOWRANGEE LANE...

1496
01:27:35,917 --> 01:27:37,458
You remember...?

1497
01:27:38,667 --> 01:27:40,208
Earlier we just had ground floor...

1498
01:27:40,417 --> 01:27:42,875
...when they shifted here,
that's when this 1st floor was made...

1499
01:27:43,042 --> 01:27:45,500
OK listen... my head...

1500
01:27:48,501 --> 01:27:50,333
Can we go out somewhere...?

1501
01:27:54,292 --> 01:27:56,750
Ya... I'll just give
dad his medicines...

1502
01:27:56,917 --> 01:27:59,875
...the center of my circumference...

1503
01:28:01,501 --> 01:28:03,750
...I feel is this
place... this courtyard...

1504
01:28:03,751 --> 01:28:06,541
Then after retirement why
did you settle down in Delhi...?

1505
01:28:06,542 --> 01:28:09,750
You knew your brother doesn't
earn as much as you did...

1506
01:28:09,751 --> 01:28:11,000
...to maintain this house...

1507
01:28:11,167 --> 01:28:12,000
Can you keep quiet?

1508
01:28:12,167 --> 01:28:12,750
Why should I?

1509
01:28:12,917 --> 01:28:15,375
No no... carry on... she's right..

1510
01:28:15,667 --> 01:28:19,583
...a woman as educated as her should
not be stopped from speaking her mind...

1511
01:28:19,792 --> 01:28:21,000
...but tell me Moni...

1512
01:28:21,001 --> 01:28:26,291
...in 1979 who wrote that job application
for you in that BATA company...?

1513
01:28:26,292 --> 01:28:29,750
I had my connections there... still
you didn't take up that job... why?

1514
01:28:29,751 --> 01:28:32,250
...because then my salary
would've been more than his...

1515
01:28:32,251 --> 01:28:34,375
That's exactly what
I call a low IQ thinking...

1516
01:28:34,542 --> 01:28:36,791
...you yourself are responsible
for your frustrations...

1517
01:28:36,792 --> 01:28:42,375
...no one else... anyways... such
old memories coming back...

1518
01:28:43,792 --> 01:28:45,750
remember Binod... after
mother passed away,

1519
01:28:45,917 --> 01:28:51,833
her body was kept here... head
that side... legs here...

1520
01:28:52,292 --> 01:28:55,625
And then Piku's mother's
body... that too...

1521
01:29:02,917 --> 01:29:04,250
Piku lets go

1522
01:29:05,917 --> 01:29:06,500
Where...?

1523
01:29:06,667 --> 01:29:08,375
We'll just go out... just...

1524
01:29:08,542 --> 01:29:09,375
But where?

1525
01:29:09,751 --> 01:29:11,125
Kolkata tour

1526
01:29:11,542 --> 01:29:13,875
Hey Piku... Don't be late...

1527
01:29:14,292 --> 01:29:15,583
Ya I'll come soon...

1528
01:29:18,917 --> 01:29:20,666
If you're so emotionally
attached to this place...

1529
01:29:20,667 --> 01:29:23,708
...then why do you want to
sell it off? You don't need money...

1530
01:29:24,042 --> 01:29:26,583
What? Have you lost it?

1531
01:29:26,876 --> 01:29:28,791
Brick by brick I've
constructed this house...

1532
01:29:28,792 --> 01:29:32,250
CHAMPA KUNJ can't be sold
ever... it will never be sold!

1533
01:29:33,417 --> 01:29:34,916
Our mother's name... CHAMPA...
that's written on it... Got it?!

1534
01:29:34,917 --> 01:29:35,666
But brother...

1535
01:29:35,667 --> 01:29:39,833
No no no! if you can't maintain
it... I'll give the money...

1536
01:29:50,001 --> 01:29:51,041
Take a right from here

1537
01:29:56,417 --> 01:30:00,875
Mom used to teach here... then
she met Dad and got married...

1538
01:30:01,292 --> 01:30:02,250
And left the job?

1539
01:30:03,542 --> 01:30:04,708
Yes

1540
01:30:15,417 --> 01:30:17,625
...why don't you
elope and get married...

1541
01:30:18,417 --> 01:30:20,000
he's not that bad...

1542
01:30:20,626 --> 01:30:23,125
...moreover you need
someone to run away with...

1543
01:30:25,792 --> 01:30:27,000
...why didn't you marry...?

1544
01:30:29,667 --> 01:30:31,833
Next stop coffee shop
hhuuhh and then by the Ganges

1545
01:30:32,001 --> 01:30:33,583
Okay

1546
01:30:36,417 --> 01:30:39,500
There used to be a theater
here... and now a building...

1547
01:30:39,792 --> 01:30:41,041
That's what happens usually...

1548
01:30:41,042 --> 01:30:42,500
...don't you want
to sell off your house?

1549
01:30:42,667 --> 01:30:44,125
One day a building
will come up there too...

1550
01:30:45,501 --> 01:30:46,833
I am just being practical...

1551
01:30:47,167 --> 01:30:49,500
No no I am not saying
you're wrong...

1552
01:30:51,042 --> 01:30:52,541
...may be this is the way forward...

1553
01:30:52,542 --> 01:30:54,500
...guess this is
what development is...

1554
01:30:56,167 --> 01:30:59,250
...but if you pull your roots out...

1555
01:30:59,917 --> 01:31:01,500
...what will remain...

1556
01:31:01,876 --> 01:31:03,500
...you know what I mean...

1557
01:31:26,292 --> 01:31:29,208
Yes Dad... Crataegus...

1558
01:31:30,167 --> 01:31:35,500
Carbo veg... 6-7
drops... yes I am coming.

1559
01:31:37,542 --> 01:31:39,625
You guys must not be
having any medical expenses...

1560
01:31:39,917 --> 01:31:42,000
...looks like you manage
your own treatment...

1561
01:31:42,751 --> 01:31:43,750
Ya...

1562
01:31:44,292 --> 01:31:47,625
How old is you father... must
be at least 70?

1563
01:31:48,542 --> 01:31:49,500
Hmm exact...

1564
01:31:49,792 --> 01:31:52,041
And the way you're being his doctor,

1565
01:31:52,042 --> 01:31:55,583
he'll be around for another 20
more years... which makes him 90.

1566
01:31:56,417 --> 01:31:57,125
Touchwood...

1567
01:31:57,292 --> 01:32:03,125
And in next 20 years, you too
will become 50... approximately?

1568
01:32:06,501 --> 01:32:07,625
Hmm?
- so...?

1569
01:32:08,292 --> 01:32:11,125
50... in just taking
care of your father?

1570
01:32:11,501 --> 01:32:14,500
One minute... why are
you saying all this...

1571
01:32:15,042 --> 01:32:16,166
...you know my situation...?

1572
01:32:16,167 --> 01:32:17,500
You know he's dependent on me?

1573
01:32:17,667 --> 01:32:21,666
Can't hear or see
properly... should I leave him?

1574
01:32:21,667 --> 01:32:22,291
No no...

1575
01:32:22,292 --> 01:32:23,541
How will he manage on his own?

1576
01:32:23,542 --> 01:32:26,583
I am not asking you to leave him..
even I haven't left my mother...

1577
01:32:27,042 --> 01:32:32,041
...I am just saying I hope
you realize he is a selfish man...

1578
01:32:32,042 --> 01:32:32,625
...no he's not...

1579
01:32:32,792 --> 01:32:33,875
Ya he is

1580
01:32:35,001 --> 01:32:37,250
and even if he is
...he's my father...

1581
01:32:37,667 --> 01:32:39,875
If he's your father then
why do behave like his mother?

1582
01:32:41,251 --> 01:32:44,500
Because RANA, after a certain
age parents can't live on their own,

1583
01:32:44,917 --> 01:32:47,125
...they need to be kept alive...

1584
01:32:47,376 --> 01:32:49,125
...and that responsibility
is of kids only...

1585
01:32:53,292 --> 01:32:55,000
...so if someone
wants to marry me...

1586
01:32:55,001 --> 01:32:56,916
He'll have to adopt
your 90 year old kid too...?

1587
01:32:56,917 --> 01:32:58,250
Of course...

1588
01:33:03,376 --> 01:33:05,083
...will you marry me?

1589
01:33:09,501 --> 01:33:11,125
I haven't gone mad...

1590
01:33:12,542 --> 01:33:14,125
Then don't worry about me...

1591
01:33:14,417 --> 01:33:16,333
No no I am not worrying...

1592
01:33:16,917 --> 01:33:22,041
dad used to take us there... to show steamers
...there can you see... there...?

1593
01:33:22,042 --> 01:33:26,125
Please come down,
Aunt Chhobi is here...

1594
01:33:26,126 --> 01:33:32,250
oh... Bhaku da... Piku... Binod...
how are you all?

1595
01:33:32,251 --> 01:33:33,500
Wait wait... am coming

1596
01:33:33,667 --> 01:33:34,666
How come... why... I mean...

1597
01:33:34,667 --> 01:33:35,375
there... surprised you!

1598
01:33:35,542 --> 01:33:36,375
Surprise... well...

1599
01:33:36,376 --> 01:33:37,375
Where's Piku?

1600
01:33:37,376 --> 01:33:38,375
Piku's gone out...

1601
01:33:39,417 --> 01:33:40,125
Aunty...

1602
01:33:40,292 --> 01:33:42,750
Your uncle suddenly
made a plan for Darjeeling,

1603
01:33:42,751 --> 01:33:47,166
...so I thought I'll meet you
all on the way... now come fast..

1604
01:33:47,167 --> 01:33:48,750
OK OK

1605
01:34:00,792 --> 01:34:02,875
Thank you dear... cheers!

1606
01:34:03,292 --> 01:34:06,125
Bhaku da... hey Bhaku da

1607
01:34:06,542 --> 01:34:09,958
What is it... why is your mood off?
Now you're in Kolkata...

1608
01:34:13,001 --> 01:34:15,750
no... I am thinking...

1609
01:34:15,751 --> 01:34:18,041
about Piku? No point... that
Sourobh is already married now...

1610
01:34:18,042 --> 01:34:21,916
...you didn't like him... so what's
the need of this 'thinking' now...?

1611
01:34:21,917 --> 01:34:25,250
I am thinking... when
will you spare me...

1612
01:34:25,251 --> 01:34:26,250
as in...?

1613
01:34:26,251 --> 01:34:28,625
I can't believe... you've
come here too...

1614
01:34:28,792 --> 01:34:31,583
OK... so if you've such
issues with me... I'll go

1615
01:34:34,167 --> 01:34:38,375
Last night I saw you seeing Piku...

1616
01:34:38,376 --> 01:34:39,375
Can I go Dad?

1617
01:34:39,542 --> 01:34:40,333
No...

1618
01:34:40,501 --> 01:34:41,708
I was looking at you...

1619
01:34:41,917 --> 01:34:45,666
Oh really, say the truth
or else you'll be in trouble

1620
01:34:45,667 --> 01:34:46,666
Want enema...?

1621
01:34:46,667 --> 01:34:48,750
Look I am not meditating here...

1622
01:34:48,917 --> 01:34:50,875
I am ready for fourth marriage also

1623
01:34:50,876 --> 01:34:53,625
if you've done little... then
do the rest later...

1624
01:34:53,626 --> 01:34:55,083
lets end this here for today...

1625
01:34:58,501 --> 01:35:01,583
So Mr.Choudhry...
ready to go back to Delhi...?

1626
01:35:02,042 --> 01:35:03,375
Oh done with badminton...?

1627
01:35:03,376 --> 01:35:06,125
Yeah... why...?

1628
01:35:06,542 --> 01:35:07,916
So who all are there in your family?

1629
01:35:07,917 --> 01:35:11,833
My sister,
mother... and father passed away...

1630
01:35:12,167 --> 01:35:13,500
...father died...?

1631
01:35:13,917 --> 01:35:18,041
Death... who said death? Who's death?

1632
01:35:18,042 --> 01:35:19,625
Rana's father... he died...

1633
01:35:19,626 --> 01:35:20,541
Not now, long back...

1634
01:35:20,542 --> 01:35:21,541
What was the problem?

1635
01:35:21,542 --> 01:35:22,750
No problem as such...

1636
01:35:22,751 --> 01:35:23,750
Died without any problem?

1637
01:35:23,917 --> 01:35:24,958
I mean he had cancer...

1638
01:35:25,167 --> 01:35:27,916
So cancer is a problem... why
are you saying he had no problem?

1639
01:35:27,917 --> 01:35:29,875
...well he had cancer
but it was removed...

1640
01:35:29,876 --> 01:35:31,708
Oh OK... Where was it?

1641
01:35:33,292 --> 01:35:34,041
Throat...

1642
01:35:34,042 --> 01:35:36,000
Throat... aah smoking is it?

1643
01:35:36,167 --> 01:35:37,125
Where are you going...?

1644
01:35:37,626 --> 01:35:43,000
So they must've done tracheotomy
..for him to breathe..

1645
01:35:43,792 --> 01:35:45,500
Did they reconstruct Food pipe also?

1646
01:35:45,917 --> 01:35:47,375
Ya something like that...

1647
01:35:47,376 --> 01:35:49,125
What do you mean
something like that...?

1648
01:35:49,292 --> 01:35:49,750
I mean...

1649
01:35:49,917 --> 01:35:51,000
You should know what
all the doctor did.

1650
01:35:51,001 --> 01:35:53,291
Dad everyone is not
so interested in all this...

1651
01:35:53,292 --> 01:35:55,708
...this medical nonsense
has become your hobby...

1652
01:35:55,876 --> 01:35:56,875
hey I am not talking to you...

1653
01:35:57,042 --> 01:35:58,291
I am also not talking to you...!

1654
01:35:58,292 --> 01:35:59,166
Then...

1655
01:35:59,167 --> 01:36:01,125
hey... listen where are
you going... then what happened?

1656
01:36:01,126 --> 01:36:05,416
Nothing... he was in the ICU...
and then on a ventilator and...

1657
01:36:05,417 --> 01:36:08,625
VENTILATOR?! You should've
not put him on a Ventilator...

1658
01:36:08,792 --> 01:36:09,625
...it is wrong...

1659
01:36:09,792 --> 01:36:12,541
Piku what he did to his father,
you don't do that with me,

1660
01:36:12,542 --> 01:36:15,291
I'm telling you... you see... all
this is commercial business...

1661
01:36:15,292 --> 01:36:18,250
...professional money making...
why did you allow them to do it?

1662
01:36:18,251 --> 01:36:19,416
Allow... I mean... I was...

1663
01:36:19,417 --> 01:36:21,750
No no but why... why did you allow
them to do this to your father...

1664
01:36:21,917 --> 01:36:23,500
look my father was on death bed...

1665
01:36:23,501 --> 01:36:24,750
...doctor said we needed
to put him on the ventilator...

1666
01:36:24,751 --> 01:36:25,541
...so what could've I done?

1667
01:36:25,542 --> 01:36:28,666
I couldn't have said
no... it's not my decision...

1668
01:36:28,667 --> 01:36:32,250
Of course it is! Do you've any idea how
much pain your father went through?

1669
01:36:32,417 --> 01:36:34,125
...his whole body must've
been pricked with needles...

1670
01:36:34,126 --> 01:36:37,750
...drip... blood... catheter
down below... ECG machine...

1671
01:36:37,917 --> 01:36:41,083
...it's inhuman treatment... you
tortured your father!

1672
01:36:41,542 --> 01:36:44,625
You get up if the Nurse picks you up...
be at her mercy to change your clothes...

1673
01:36:44,792 --> 01:36:46,583
...and if you've passed motion in those
clothes, then just keep lying down,

1674
01:36:46,751 --> 01:36:48,375
...waiting for her again...
oh gosh... no!!

1675
01:36:49,501 --> 01:36:55,750
Look Piku... when I die, don't do all this
with me... I want to die in peace...!

1676
01:37:03,167 --> 01:37:04,583
DO you always have to over do it!

1677
01:37:05,001 --> 01:37:08,625
But... I was only telling
you what not to do with me...

1678
01:37:08,626 --> 01:37:13,000
why did he go?
did I say anything to him? No!

1679
01:37:14,626 --> 01:37:16,208
RANA brother...

1680
01:37:18,001 --> 01:37:22,333
...grand pa has sent this
for you and has called you down...

1681
01:37:37,917 --> 01:37:43,250
you don't need to be sorry... I didn't
feel bad... I am fine... it's OK...

1682
01:37:43,542 --> 01:37:45,000
Sorry? for...?

1683
01:37:45,417 --> 01:37:47,416
...check that... our
water pump is not working...

1684
01:37:47,417 --> 01:37:50,958
...you did civil right?
you did civil engineering... check it...

1685
01:37:54,167 --> 01:37:59,208
What? There... water... water
pump... its not working...

1686
01:37:59,917 --> 01:38:01,625
Call an electrician... its
not my job...

1687
01:38:01,792 --> 01:38:03,875
What do you mean... its not
your job... you must be knowing?

1688
01:38:03,876 --> 01:38:06,625
OK fine... I know... but I am getting late
so you call anyone else... I need to go...

1689
01:38:06,626 --> 01:38:07,541
you're going now?

1690
01:38:07,542 --> 01:38:08,958
Who who's going... No
no how can you go...?

1691
01:38:09,126 --> 01:38:11,416
There's no water in the over
head tank..or in the bathroom...

1692
01:38:11,417 --> 01:38:12,875
...or the flush... how can he go?

1693
01:38:12,876 --> 01:38:16,875
I don't care... water or no water...
in flush or tank or wherever else...

1694
01:38:17,417 --> 01:38:18,791
...its a plumber's job... not mine...

1695
01:38:18,792 --> 01:38:19,375
What?

1696
01:38:19,542 --> 01:38:21,416
How will I cook?
there's no water in the kitchen...

1697
01:38:21,417 --> 01:38:24,375
As if you were making
Mutton kebabs...? Huh!

1698
01:38:24,376 --> 01:38:26,875
Fish rice... but that too I can't
cook now..we'll have to order in

1699
01:38:26,876 --> 01:38:31,125
No mutton kebabs, Dr.Shrivastava
told me eat only pulses and rice..

1700
01:38:31,126 --> 01:38:34,666
But brother how will she
cook rice... that needs water too

1701
01:38:34,667 --> 01:38:36,125
Binod it's a useless argument...

1702
01:38:36,126 --> 01:38:38,000
oh she just needs an
excuse to avoid cooking

1703
01:38:38,001 --> 01:38:38,875
What a useless argument...!

1704
01:38:39,376 --> 01:38:40,625
Shut up!

1705
01:38:45,126 --> 01:38:46,500
Where's the water pump...?

1706
01:38:54,167 --> 01:38:55,625
Its on... check the water flow...

1707
01:38:56,042 --> 01:38:57,750
Not coming...

1708
01:39:13,792 --> 01:39:14,875
Are you angry?

1709
01:39:15,417 --> 01:39:16,750
Not your fault...

1710
01:39:20,167 --> 01:39:21,125
Now...?

1711
01:39:21,292 --> 01:39:23,500
Not yet...

1712
01:39:26,251 --> 01:39:27,708
Am I irritating you?

1713
01:39:29,292 --> 01:39:31,375
I have a good tolerance...

1714
01:39:32,751 --> 01:39:35,750
That means I am
talking to you forcibly

1715
01:39:37,001 --> 01:39:38,625
yes...

1716
01:39:39,042 --> 01:39:41,500
god... just like
dad... ditto... same...

1717
01:39:41,792 --> 01:39:43,500
Don't compare me with that man..

1718
01:39:44,001 --> 01:39:46,250
Water is coming... little...

1719
01:39:50,417 --> 01:39:54,000
With your attitude, you won't
find any companion your entire life...

1720
01:39:55,501 --> 01:39:57,500
lt's not like that... if
I seek actively,

1721
01:39:57,667 --> 01:40:00,500
somebody or the other
I'll definitely find...

1722
01:40:02,126 --> 01:40:03,791
...worry about your self...

1723
01:40:03,792 --> 01:40:07,000
...god forbid you shouldn't be left with
Budhan for company in your old age.

1724
01:40:07,751 --> 01:40:10,375
I'm serious... just be aware...

1725
01:40:10,876 --> 01:40:14,250
its better that you leave... really

1726
01:40:16,917 --> 01:40:19,875
And there's Water now...

1727
01:40:20,667 --> 01:40:22,416
Fine now I am also leaving...

1728
01:40:22,417 --> 01:40:24,208
There's Water...

1729
01:40:24,501 --> 01:40:26,916
See I told you he'll repair it

1730
01:40:26,917 --> 01:40:29,833
this water pump company has shut down,
change the pump please

1731
01:40:30,251 --> 01:40:34,708
Thank you... Thank you Mr.CHOUDHARY
thank you so much... thank you

1732
01:40:35,917 --> 01:40:38,625
Now you can leave... better
to take breaks...

1733
01:40:39,417 --> 01:40:42,875
Ya I'll see where I get by
the evening... OK... I'll leave...

1734
01:40:43,917 --> 01:40:45,541
You could've stayed
for a day or two more...

1735
01:40:45,542 --> 01:40:49,000
Why? Not needed,
he has his business there...

1736
01:40:49,167 --> 01:40:56,875
...his family... no no you must go...
and once you get there... inform me...

1737
01:40:58,292 --> 01:41:02,000
Do you know what the real
issue is... Mr. Banerjee...

1738
01:41:02,417 --> 01:41:03,500
What?

1739
01:41:03,667 --> 01:41:05,958
No one understands you...

1740
01:41:11,251 --> 01:41:12,500
You're right...

1741
01:41:13,376 --> 01:41:14,625
can I suggest something?

1742
01:41:14,626 --> 01:41:15,500
Yes tell me

1743
01:41:15,501 --> 01:41:17,250
Will you listen...
- Yes yes tell me...

1744
01:41:18,917 --> 01:41:20,875
stop hiding salt...

1745
01:41:28,251 --> 01:41:30,375
hey... Mister... hey... wait wait wait...

1746
01:41:30,376 --> 01:41:34,958
In straight and simple words... stop
being so difficult... alright?

1747
01:41:41,501 --> 01:41:45,250
Do you meditate...?

1748
01:41:47,042 --> 01:41:50,208
Piku sister... all
well... greetings!

1749
01:41:51,251 --> 01:41:55,666
With this Kind of a family... at
least someone should stay calm...

1750
01:41:55,667 --> 01:42:00,166
...balanced... you must begin...
you'll stay relaxed

1751
01:42:00,167 --> 01:42:01,250
I am relaxed...

1752
01:42:01,501 --> 01:42:02,958
Is it?

1753
01:42:07,667 --> 01:42:09,125
...I'll call you...

1754
01:42:12,501 --> 01:42:15,125
By the way my family is totally...

1755
01:42:20,292 --> 01:42:22,875
...you thought you'll play this game
and we'll sell off the house...?

1756
01:42:23,042 --> 01:42:26,166
No no elder brother... that
builder said..otherwise later...

1757
01:42:26,167 --> 01:42:28,125
Later means when?

1758
01:42:28,292 --> 01:42:30,625
Later even if all
these people have died...

1759
01:42:30,792 --> 01:42:33,875
I'll be still alive...
to take care about this house OK...

1760
01:42:33,876 --> 01:42:36,166
Why will you take
care of our house...?

1761
01:42:36,167 --> 01:42:36,875
Later when...?

1762
01:42:37,042 --> 01:42:40,750
Aunty... Champa Kunj
will not be sold.

1763
01:42:41,792 --> 01:42:46,000
And if uncle has no objection
then lets find a tenant... OK...

1764
01:42:47,292 --> 01:42:48,458
thank you...

1765
01:42:52,417 --> 01:42:54,833
Now you leave... OK?

1766
01:42:55,667 --> 01:43:01,083
What nonsense... waste of time...

1767
01:43:37,042 --> 01:43:40,208
OK Piku...
- Bye... bye

1768
01:44:08,542 --> 01:44:11,125
Hey wait... is this your cycle?

1769
01:44:11,126 --> 01:44:12,458
Yes

1770
01:44:13,626 --> 01:44:18,833
Ya Syed,
I don't know when I'll come...

1771
01:44:51,376 --> 01:44:52,625
How did he even go?

1772
01:44:53,042 --> 01:44:54,791
And why did you not wake me up...?

1773
01:44:54,792 --> 01:44:57,000
But you know him Piku...

1774
01:44:57,167 --> 01:44:59,000
Why didn't you lock the cycle...?

1775
01:44:59,167 --> 01:45:01,000
He'd taken the keys last night...

1776
01:45:02,542 --> 01:45:05,250
I've searched for him everywhere
but I couldn't find him

1777
01:45:05,542 --> 01:45:09,000
Go and check once again

1778
01:45:10,667 --> 01:45:13,750
whole life he kept mom
also stuck in all this...!

1779
01:45:14,292 --> 01:45:18,500
She sacrificed her own happiness
to tolerate all his tantrums...

1780
01:45:18,792 --> 01:45:20,500
...he said I want
to go to Kolkata...

1781
01:45:20,501 --> 01:45:22,875
...so I said fine... I left
everything and came with him...

1782
01:45:23,042 --> 01:45:24,625
...see what he is doing now...?

1783
01:45:25,792 --> 01:45:27,583
What if he falls
down on the road...?

1784
01:46:33,042 --> 01:46:35,000
He's here...

1785
01:46:52,417 --> 01:46:57,250
I saw everything...
Writers Building...

1786
01:46:57,751 --> 01:47:06,250
Dalhousie... Shyam Bazar...
and these dumplings...

1787
01:47:12,542 --> 01:47:14,166
Who'll eat all this

1788
01:47:14,167 --> 01:47:17,500
Because of him all my life I
have eaten pumpkin... bitter gourd...

1789
01:47:17,501 --> 01:47:19,958
...and now he wants to eat this...

1790
01:47:20,167 --> 01:47:21,958
...sweets and what not...

1791
01:47:22,251 --> 01:47:23,750
...get Medicine from inside,

1792
01:47:25,292 --> 01:47:26,750
I know what drama
is going to happen now...

1793
01:47:26,917 --> 01:47:30,375
I am fine... no drama will happen

1794
01:47:30,376 --> 01:47:31,791
You are not fine dad...

1795
01:47:31,792 --> 01:47:33,125
and I will cycle tomorrow also...

1796
01:47:33,126 --> 01:47:34,791
No you will not! Do you get that...?

1797
01:47:34,792 --> 01:47:38,250
One month ago he had collapsed..
his BP had dropped...

1798
01:47:38,542 --> 01:47:43,250
...suddenly one fine day you
can't cycle for 25 kilometers..

1799
01:47:45,251 --> 01:47:48,000
...you think your lungs
are fit to do all this nonsense...

1800
01:47:48,001 --> 01:47:50,625
...your Heart cannot take it,
you are 70 yrs old...!

1801
01:47:50,626 --> 01:47:51,875
Just doesn't listen.

1802
01:47:51,876 --> 01:47:55,500
I said we'll take a flight
but no he wanted to go by road only!

1803
01:47:57,542 --> 01:48:00,083
Have you ever thought what I want?

1804
01:48:00,751 --> 01:48:02,500
Absolutely Selfish!!!

1805
01:48:05,417 --> 01:48:07,541
Yes, I've had physical
relationships...

1806
01:48:07,542 --> 01:48:10,041
...but is this something
he needs to tell every man I meet?

1807
01:48:10,042 --> 01:48:13,958
That meet my daughter she is not a..
virgin..which father does this?

1808
01:48:14,126 --> 01:48:17,083
Calm down Piku... have some water

1809
01:48:32,917 --> 01:48:33,625
What?

1810
01:48:37,167 --> 01:48:37,875
Aah

1811
01:48:39,667 --> 01:48:44,291
RANA was right... one
should eat everything...

1812
01:48:44,292 --> 01:48:45,250
Done?

1813
01:48:45,876 --> 01:48:51,000
Like never before... Piku!

1814
01:48:51,667 --> 01:48:55,375
...extraordinary...! best motion!

1815
01:49:00,167 --> 01:49:02,916
Good... so no cycling
from tomorrow...

1816
01:49:02,917 --> 01:49:05,750
...I understand
you all are angry...

1817
01:49:05,751 --> 01:49:11,500
...but everyone's way
to go has been decided...

1818
01:49:11,917 --> 01:49:15,500
...even mine...
I know... even mine... it will be

1819
01:49:15,501 --> 01:49:20,000
...through my digestive track...
my life will go from here...

1820
01:49:20,751 --> 01:49:24,500
...so let me cycle... I am enjoying...

1821
01:49:25,042 --> 01:49:29,375
...hey Binod... tomorrow...

1822
01:49:37,126 --> 01:49:38,541
Piku... Piku...

1823
01:49:38,542 --> 01:49:39,791
Haan Kaku?

1824
01:49:39,792 --> 01:49:40,625
Piku...

1825
01:49:42,376 --> 01:49:46,875
See what's happened to brother...
didn't wake up with an alarm also...

1826
01:49:47,042 --> 01:49:49,500
...I also woke him... but
he says nothing...

1827
01:49:50,626 --> 01:49:53,333
Moni..Moni..come fast

1828
01:49:57,792 --> 01:49:58,375
Grand pa...

1829
01:49:58,542 --> 01:50:03,083
I switched on the
light in the morning

1830
01:50:04,292 --> 01:50:07,125
He didn't get up...

1831
01:50:10,417 --> 01:50:11,416
Get up grand pa...

1832
01:50:11,417 --> 01:50:12,375
Moni..

1833
01:50:13,501 --> 01:50:15,333
What happened...?

1834
01:50:18,001 --> 01:50:21,250
Call Dr.Ghosh..

1835
01:50:22,042 --> 01:50:24,083
Grand pa...

1836
01:50:42,709 --> 01:50:46,333
Piku... hey Piku

1837
01:51:34,876 --> 01:51:37,750
Oh..that means either
Cardiac Arrhythmia..

1838
01:51:37,751 --> 01:51:39,500
Basically irregular heartbeat..

1839
01:51:39,792 --> 01:51:41,125
...or Sleep Apnea..

1840
01:51:43,042 --> 01:51:46,375
...respected brother always
wished for a peaceful death

1841
01:51:46,792 --> 01:51:49,875
Yes uncle, no tube..no ventilator..

1842
01:51:51,292 --> 01:51:56,625
...dad was happy,
he said it was the best motion...

1843
01:51:59,751 --> 01:52:05,833
...he always forced me to listen to him
but he made sure death also listened to him

1844
01:53:08,917 --> 01:53:12,000
let me tell you
all..dad was in peace..

1845
01:53:12,501 --> 01:53:15,875
...he was in no pain..

1846
01:53:16,792 --> 01:53:22,833
...and those who know dad..they know he
had just one problem.. constipation..

1847
01:53:24,251 --> 01:53:26,625
...but that too got
cured before he left..

1848
01:53:27,501 --> 01:53:31,833
...so dad's death was a happy
one and I'm going to miss him...

1849
01:53:33,417 --> 01:53:36,583
...now no one will call
me from this room, Piku..Piku..

1850
01:53:37,001 --> 01:53:40,875
Bhashkor da was a
big attention seeker..

1851
01:53:41,042 --> 01:53:46,208
...if that man sees Piku is here
all sad, roaming with her hair open...

1852
01:53:46,542 --> 01:53:49,125
...he'll come immediately
and take her away too..

1853
01:53:51,376 --> 01:53:54,125
Piku... I love Bhaskor da, ..

1854
01:53:59,876 --> 01:54:02,000
Piku... come here for a minute

1855
01:54:02,417 --> 01:54:05,125
or maybe he has already
made a plan of coming back...

1856
01:54:05,292 --> 01:54:06,541
...as Piku's kid...

1857
01:54:06,542 --> 01:54:09,541
daughter..don't mind me saying
but I need to tell you something..

1858
01:54:09,542 --> 01:54:11,000
...but I will pray to
god... if he comes again...

1859
01:54:11,167 --> 01:54:13,125
...then he should come
without constipation..

1860
01:54:13,126 --> 01:54:16,958
...you and Syed are close; its OK;

1861
01:54:17,501 --> 01:54:20,000
...but respected brother
had just one issue with this...

1862
01:54:21,001 --> 01:54:23,500
...look its my duty to tell you...

1863
01:54:25,126 --> 01:54:31,833
...he felt in fact he was sure,
that Syed... he too has constipation..

1864
01:54:43,917 --> 01:54:44,875
Syed..

1865
01:54:46,667 --> 01:54:47,375
You want a drink?

1866
01:54:47,542 --> 01:54:48,750
Do you have constipation?

1867
01:54:49,417 --> 01:54:50,125
Huh?

1868
01:54:50,376 --> 01:54:52,083
Do you have constipation...?

1869
01:54:53,417 --> 01:54:54,166
Ya..

1870
01:54:54,167 --> 01:54:55,500
Why didn't you tell me before...

1871
01:54:55,501 --> 01:55:00,958
I mean..its not
chronic..just..Piku...

1872
01:55:09,001 --> 01:55:12,958
here... is the balance amount...
and this is for petrol...

1873
01:55:13,417 --> 01:55:16,583
And what about that
outing on Ganga ghat..

1874
01:55:17,167 --> 01:55:18,875
...and that mental torture that I
went through because of your dad..

1875
01:55:18,876 --> 01:55:20,458
...where is the money for all that?

1876
01:55:21,667 --> 01:55:25,000
My god yaar... he kept
everyone on their toes...

1877
01:55:27,542 --> 01:55:30,875
You can't judge parents
no... no matter how they are...

1878
01:55:31,042 --> 01:55:35,000
After taking care
of that kind of a man..

1879
01:55:36,292 --> 01:55:39,125
...even you've come in the category
of Rani Laxmi Bai... Annie Besant...

1880
01:55:39,292 --> 01:55:44,333
...kinds... you know...
the great women...

1881
01:55:45,417 --> 01:55:49,875
anybody in my place
would've done that

1882
01:55:52,001 --> 01:55:53,583
No one does it these days

1883
01:55:56,792 --> 01:55:58,375
So now...?

1884
01:56:01,251 --> 01:56:03,333
...will you manage it alone...?

1885
01:56:08,542 --> 01:56:10,250
I think so..

1886
01:56:11,917 --> 01:56:17,125
I mean..that much
dad has prepared me..

1887
01:56:23,542 --> 01:56:25,500
...it's a small spelling..

1888
01:56:26,751 --> 01:56:31,083
...BHASKOR..BHASKOR..KOR..not KAR...

1889
01:56:31,751 --> 01:56:34,458
...if it's not done by tomorrow,
I am not going to pay..

1890
01:56:35,792 --> 01:56:37,083
KOR!

1891
01:56:45,876 --> 01:56:51,000
Sister.. I...

1892
01:56:58,667 --> 01:56:59,958
OK come from tomorrow...

1893
01:57:00,834 --> 01:57:02,000
OK.