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  1. [18:50:19] <~Aori_Radidjiu> CARRION RIOT
  2. [18:50:26] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Chapter 1
  3. [18:51:43] * Rosetta is now known as castfromhp
  4. [18:52:12] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "Are you ready?  To make our love eternal?"  "Of course!  That's all that matters to me."  "I'm glad..."  Just disembodied flavor quotes here folks~
  5. [18:53:31] <Larissa> (wait why are we doing the world of dreams rp again D: )
  6. [18:54:55] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The two of you wake up piled on top of each other, jokes could be made about how you ended up but that's not on me.  I need the two fo you to make a Rank 5 Unnatural Stress check (which is a Mind roll)
  7. [18:56:21] <Larissa> 1d100 MIND CHECK
  8. [18:56:22] <DiceMaid-9001> Larissa, MIND CHECK: 15 [1d100=15]
  9. [18:56:35] <DJ> 1d100 Yeah that
  10. [18:56:35] <DiceMaid-9001> DJ, Yeah that: 34 [1d100=34]
  11. [18:56:43] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Made!  That's another hardened for both of you.
  12. [18:58:57] <DJ> (Hardened because she's on top of me?)
  13. [18:59:02] <Giantree> (lewd)
  14. [18:59:04] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The room you're in isn't the one you were in before. It's mostly bare, with some storage shelves that are mostly empty with the exception of some jars of nails and the like.  The window shows the moon, much bigger than before and glowing red, and if you look outside you can see the field and fence, but you...can't see anything past the fence.  It's just blackness.  There's also a table in
  15. [18:59:04] <~Aori_Radidjiu> the middle of the room with a single piece of paper.
  16. [18:59:09] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (pffft)
  17. [19:00:37] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Although this would be Don's first Hardened under Unnatural, actually, right?
  18. [19:00:48] <Larissa> If this were a stereotypical anime, DJ would be on top of Larissa, actually - and with his hand invariably on her chest. Roara's watched way too much stereotypical anime lately though, and demands a different situation, so yeah, Larissa totally landed on top of DJ, and as soon as she realised she was awake again, she'd get up off of him to look around.
  19. [19:01:03] <DJ> ( http://pastebin.com/nqJaYTdU )
  20. [19:01:46] <DJ> (Also yeah)
  21. [19:02:51] <DJ> "Dammit.  What just happened...?"  He's still a bit messed up, still lying on the floor.
  22. [19:04:15] <Larissa> (can i make an Authentic Thaumaturgy-style knowledge check? :v )
  23. [19:04:37] <Larissa> (to hopefully provide DJ with an answer to that question? :v )
  24. [19:05:12] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The door out is nondescript and looks easily openable.  And yes, you can go ahead and do that.
  25. [19:05:33] <Larissa> 1d100 thaumaturgy (why did they add the "authentic" bit T_T )
  26. [19:05:33] <DiceMaid-9001> Larissa, thaumaturgy (why did they add the "authentic" bit T_T ): 26 [1d100=26]
  27. [19:06:30] <~Aori_Radidjiu> That's a success!  You're pretty sure that whatever happened, it's not your fault. Something outside was interfering with your magic, although what, you're unsure!
  28. [19:09:06] <Larissa> "Basically," she spends a moment trying to simplify her answer, before breaking it down to, "Someone kidnapped us."
  29. [19:10:29] <DJ> "What?  Who'd be looking for us in a hole like this?"  DJ sits up and starts rubbing his temples.  "And where's the rest of us?"
  30. [19:11:10] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Not making you roll again, you're pretty sure they got sucked up wtih you, but ended up somewhere else?  Probably.
  31. [19:11:12] * Larissa goes over to investigate the piece of paper, responding to each of DJ's questions with a "Don't know."
  32. [19:12:27] <Larissa> At the last question, she adds, "They were probably taken along with us, but..." The paper distracts her before she can finish her thought.
  33. [19:12:35] * castfromhp (nnscript@sux-16CAECB9.hsd1.il.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: 12( www.nnscript.com 12:: NoNameScript 4.22 12:: www.esnation.com 12))
  34. [19:14:47] <DJ> "I guess if they're around somewhere, we should look for them."  He makes his way onto one knee, and stands up from there.  "What's that say?"
  35. [19:16:14] <~Aori_Radidjiu> It's a newspaper dated from...1988?  Something about a girl of 17, Lauren Loveless, committing suicide by jumping out of the power plant, wearing a wedding ring on her body.  She had recently had a falling out with her parents about her boyfriend, a Ryan Rogers, and they speculate she'd killed herself because her parents didn't approve?  How weird.
  36. [19:17:37] <Larissa> That's too much work trying to explain, when she's got other, possibly more important things to do, so she just grabs it and goes over to hand it to DJ. "It's a clue, probably. An intentional one, probably."
  37. [19:19:57] <~Aori_Radidjiu> She'd jumped off the third floor of the building, and oddly, was missing one of her arms and her tongue.  Ewww.  They were never found.
  38. [19:20:27] <DJ> He takes and reads over it quickly.  "...Huh.  I'm not gonna ask.  If it's supposed to mean something, we'll figure it out as we go.  Creepy, though."
  39. [19:23:31] <Larissa> "She was my aunt," Larissa comments, as she retrieves her flashlight from her backpack in order to search for more clues.
  40. [19:24:05] <DJ> DJ scratches his head and pockets the paper.  Also
  41. [19:24:17] <DJ> 1d100 NOTICE CHECK TIME
  42. [19:24:17] <DiceMaid-9001> DJ, NOTICE CHECK TIME: 40 [1d100=40]
  43. [19:24:37] <Larissa> 1d100 i have notice too! sort of!
  44. [19:24:38] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Smart
  45. [19:24:38] <DiceMaid-9001> Larissa, i have notice too! sort of!: 44 [1d100=44]
  46. [19:24:51] <Larissa> (too bad that was a fail :< )
  47. [19:25:29] <DJ> (Good thing i have hella notice, that one's under the skill)
  48. [19:27:41] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Larissa notices that the door is locked from here, although it's easy to unlock.  This place has likely been locked for ages, although since you're on the side to unlock it, it works out, right?  Don notices something shiny in the jar of nails.
  49. [19:28:52] <DJ> "Hey, over here."  He goes to the jar and dumps it out, not dumb enough to stick his mitt in a jar of nails, and figures out what the shineys are.
  50. [19:29:40] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Iiiit's a Key!  Silver in color, it has a label that says "Janitor's closet, 3F" on it.
  51. [19:30:08] <~Aori_Radidjiu> All the nails are extremely rusty.
  52. [19:30:29] * Larissa goes over to look at what DJ found.
  53. [19:31:50] <DJ> "It's a key.  Probably for the door you were looking at.  That means we're on the 3rd floor."  He picks it out of the nails and hands it to her.  "You know this place better than I do, apparently enough, so you lead the way."
  54. [19:32:06] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Larissa, roll a mind check
  55. [19:32:12] <Larissa> 1d100 can do
  56. [19:32:12] <DiceMaid-9001> Larissa, can do: 7 [1d100=7]
  57. [19:32:21] <DJ> (failed)
  58. [19:32:22] <Larissa> (oh shit i failed)
  59. [19:32:25] <DJ> (your mind is 0)
  60. [19:32:30] <Larissa> (nuh uh T_T )
  61. [19:32:31] <Larissa> (it's 2 T_T )
  62. [19:33:17] <Larissa> (also aori-chaannn, i'm going to listen to larissatheme if you dont have specific music for this scene!)
  63. [19:33:23] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (Sure!)
  64. [19:33:29] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (I forgot about music, so sorry)
  65. [19:33:46] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (I'll bring it in once you get into the hallway, though~)
  66. [19:34:02] <Larissa> ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2Alrlitm2M if other people want to listen to it :v )
  67. [19:34:55] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (Oh right, my internet is shit here.  Oh boy)
  68. [19:35:13] <Larissa> (thats why you queue things up and stuff)
  69. [19:36:05] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (If only I had planned this out a liiiittle better.  Oh well.)
  70. [19:36:43] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Anyway, what do you two do next?  Oh, and right, the mind roll: 1,1Larissa, you've never been on the 3rd floor because all entrances to it before were all locked.
  71. [19:38:04] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (Whoa this shit's good~)
  72. [19:38:08] <Larissa> "I've never been on this floor," she says, looking out at the blood moon and the inky blackness beyond the fence, studying it. Clearly, it was supernatural, but maybe if she tried to feel it, she could get a more definite answer to where they were.
  73. [19:38:12] <Larissa> 1d100 mage sight?!
  74. [19:38:13] <DiceMaid-9001> Larissa, mage sight?!: 89 [1d100=89]
  75. [19:38:20] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Derpderp.
  76. [19:38:24] <~Aori_Radidjiu> No idea.
  77. [19:39:31] <DJ> (I decided this should be DJ's theme a couple minutes ago. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i46N2ZFPb0 )
  78. [19:39:35] <Larissa> She gave up on the idea. Whatever shit they were in, she was starting to realise that it was beyond her!
  79. [19:40:17] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (This is...oh wow.  Yessssss)
  80. [19:40:30] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Through the door?
  81. [19:40:36] <Larissa> Through the door!
  82. [19:40:40] <Larissa> Cautiously!
  83. [19:40:44] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Who opens it?
  84. [19:40:54] <DJ> I'll
  85. [19:41:00] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Roll Notice.
  86. [19:41:05] <DJ> "Never been up here?  Fine, I'll take point."
  87. [19:41:17] <DJ> 1d100 NOTICE
  88. [19:41:17] <DiceMaid-9001> DJ, NOTICE: 47 [1d100=47]
  89. [19:41:27] <Larissa> (thank god DJ has, like, magic disco eyes)
  90. [19:41:49] <Larissa> (i cant figure out what his obsession skill is though *_* )
  91. [19:42:03] <~Aori_Radidjiu> As you open the door, you manage to notice something falling from above, roll me a Dodge!
  92. [19:42:05] <DJ> (Inspiration)
  93. [19:42:10] <Larissa> (ah)
  94. [19:42:16] <DJ> 1d100 onoez
  95. [19:42:16] <DiceMaid-9001> DJ, onoez: 67 [1d100=67]
  96. [19:42:24] <DJ> (derp)
  97. [19:43:27] <~Aori_Radidjiu> A bucket falls on your head.  Owww, that hurts! You're left a little dizzy, feeling water fall all over you...
  98. [19:43:31] <~Aori_Radidjiu> ...
  99. [19:43:34] <~Aori_Radidjiu> That's not water.
  100. [19:43:39] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The bucket was filled with blood.
  101. [19:44:41] <DJ> Dj stumbles back, taken by surprise.  He falls on his ass, and gets splashed all over.  "Shit dude, who'd put something like--Fuck me man, this shit's blood!"
  102. [19:45:50] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Rank 2 Violence stress check for Don!  1,1Yes, I'm throwing this shit out bunches, but simply getting attacked on its own is a Rank 1, so.
  103. [19:46:15] <DJ> 1d100 onoezmore
  104. [19:46:16] <DiceMaid-9001> DJ, onoezmore: 7 [1d100=7]
  105. [19:46:22] <Larissa> "Are you okay?"
  106. [19:46:22] <DJ> (Woo)
  107. [19:46:43] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Thaaat's a hardened box!
  108. [19:48:03] <DJ> DJ starts shaking his arms to get some of the blood off.  "No I'm not okay!  The hell is this, Carrie?!"  He wipes his face off with his mostly-pretty much clean hands.
  109. [19:48:35] <~Aori_Radidjiu> On Violence, of course.  The hallway is crawling with spider webs, not to the point where it's obstructive, though.  Definitely creepy, though.
  110. [19:48:43] <Larissa> "More or less, probably."
  111. [19:49:01] <DJ> "This is a janitor's closet, right?  Find a mop or something!"
  112. [19:49:31] <DJ> He stops wiping himself off ineffectively long enough to stand back up.
  113. [19:49:41] <Larissa> "Fine, fine!" She looks for something to clean DJ off with.
  114. [19:50:43] <Larissa> "We get kidnapped, and all you're worried about is a little blood," she mutters to herself, being the master of sanity and good priorities that she is.
  115. [19:51:22] <DJ> "..."  DJ searches for his cool.
  116. [19:51:32] <~Aori_Radidjiu> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PI-Vmc70byA  There's no janitor supplies in this room, maybe the janitor's closet is a different room?
  117. [19:52:09] <Larissa> "Nothing useful, unless you wanna try storing the blood in a jar or something."
  118. [19:54:37] <DJ> "...Really though, I wanted something to beat the shit out of whoever did this with.  Anyway, uh..."  DJ heads back to where he found the key.  "You think we could make use out of these nails?  Tape em to something?"
  119. [19:56:04] <Larissa> "If our kidnapper finds us, and happens to be barefooted, we could dump them on the floor to slow them down or something, but... probably not."
  120. [19:57:03] <DJ> "I guess.  Let's get going so we can just be out of this.  I need to take a week-long shower."  DJ heads out into the hall, not personally fazed by spider webs.
  121. [19:58:05] * Larissa follows along. She assumes most of the spider webs are cobwebs anyway, and not actual spider webs.
  122. [19:58:12] <Larissa> With actual spiders.
  123. [19:58:21] <Larissa> Being actual, and stuff.
  124. [20:02:14] <~Aori_Radidjiu> There's some rubble to your right, parts of the ceiling collapsed from it, although it looks like the floor above is fine?  There's also some weird red spider webs reaching from the top of the ceiling to the bottom of the floor there.  Weeird.  Anyway, to your left, there's a hallway that goes down, with a few doors, eventually ending in another one of those spider webs, no rubble this
  125. [20:02:15] <~Aori_Radidjiu> time.  Weird.
  126. [20:06:51] <DJ> "...Red webs?  Think it's more blood or something?"  DJ eyes the web, not willing to get very close to it at all.
  127. [20:07:53] <Larissa> "I hope it's only blood."
  128. [20:09:04] <~Aori_Radidjiu> There are three other doors aside from the one you just came from available without crossing those webs!
  129. [20:09:54] <DJ> "Not many doors to check, then.  Wanna just check em all?"
  130. [20:12:32] <Larissa> "Sure... just... quietly."
  131. [20:12:51] <Larissa> "And more carefully, this time."
  132. [20:13:34] <DJ> DJ heads to the first door, muttering "Yeah."  He looks around and above the door, as well as at the knob.
  133. [20:13:44] <DJ> (Do I need to notice again?)
  134. [20:13:50] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Go ahead!
  135. [20:14:05] <DJ> 1d100 NOTICE
  136. [20:14:06] <DiceMaid-9001> DJ, NOTICE: 79 [1d100=79]
  137. [20:14:11] <DJ> (ouch)
  138. [20:14:16] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Larissa wanna' try?
  139. [20:14:23] <Larissa> 1d100 sure
  140. [20:14:23] <DiceMaid-9001> Larissa, sure: 37 [1d100=37]
  141. [20:14:32] <Larissa> (fail, unless this was secretly a mage sight check)
  142. [20:14:47] <~Aori_Radidjiu> There doesn't SEEM to be anything wrong with the three doors (It's a minor check)
  143. [20:14:58] <Larissa> (oh. then success.)
  144. [20:15:37] <DJ> "Look fine?"  he doesn't wait for the answer, and opens the door.
  145. [20:15:56] <Larissa> (i did roll lower than my Mind though, if that elps :v )
  146. [20:16:24] <~Aori_Radidjiu> First door is locked. :/
  147. [20:16:59] <DJ> "Locked.  Good then, maybe this is the janitor's closet."  He tries the key.
  148. [20:17:15] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Doesn't work.  Booo.
  149. [20:18:26] <DJ> "No dice."
  150. [20:19:06] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Next door, however, opens up with the key!
  151. [20:19:06] * Larissa looks around, a little bit paranoid. Nothing made itself seen nearby, but she's looking for unusual auras rather than anything physical!
  152. [20:19:13] <Larissa> 1d100 MAGE SIGHT while DJ does door shenanigans
  153. [20:19:13] <DiceMaid-9001> Larissa, MAGE SIGHT while DJ does door shenanigans: 70 [1d100=70]
  154. [20:19:18] <Larissa> (god damn D: )
  155. [20:19:55] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (DiceMaid can be a vindictive bitch)
  156. [20:19:57] <DJ> "Alright, this one's the closet.  Let's see if we can find some decent tools in here.  And maybe a key ring."  He heads on in.
  157. [20:21:25] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The hallway had been dimly lit by some kind of miracle, and the room yous tarted in had nice moon lighting, but the janitor's closet is DAAAARK as shit.  Good thing you have a flashlight.
  158. [20:21:26] <Larissa> "Yeah, sure," she mutters, following DJ. The fact she didn't sense anything unusual was more spooky than anything else!
  159. [20:23:07] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Notice checks!
  160. [20:23:17] <DJ> "What's got you so nervous, anyway?  I think I know where this is going already as it is."
  161. [20:23:20] <DJ> 1d100 BOOGIE NOTICE
  162. [20:23:21] <DiceMaid-9001> DJ, BOOGIE NOTICE: 81 [1d100=81]
  163. [20:23:23] <Larissa> 1d100 NOTICE
  164. [20:23:24] <DiceMaid-9001> Larissa, NOTICE: 23 [1d100=23]
  165. [20:23:25] <DJ> Dammit
  166. [20:23:36] <Larissa> (i rolled lower than my midn at least T_T )
  167. [20:25:19] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Don doesn't find jackshit in this closet.  A mop for himself, if he really still wants it.  Larissa looks around and finds a keyring!
  168. [20:26:58] <~Aori_Radidjiu> As you grab the keyring, though, you realize you're grabbing a wire too...?  Oh.  Oh fuck.  The shelf the keyring's on starts collapsing!
  169. [20:27:47] <Larissa> (then i decided not to grab it after all D:< )
  170. [20:28:04] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (...sorry, a bit presumptuous on my part.)
  171. [20:28:05] <Larissa> (and went "we don't really need a keyring, you're dumb for wanting one," and left.)
  172. [20:28:14] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (Won't do it again.)
  173. [20:28:24] <Larissa> ((the funny part is i was just typing how i was going to grab it, you jerk D: ))
  174. [20:28:36] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (;_;)
  175. [20:29:45] <Larissa> "I found your keyring," Larissa comments, grabbing it, fully intent on just tossing it to DJ... which doesn't help stop her from pulling on the wire. Not at all.
  176. [20:30:23] <~Aori_Radidjiu> What do?  Dodge?  Try to grab it?  what?
  177. [20:31:10] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (Basically give me your reactions and I'll tell you how to roll)
  178. [20:31:31] <DJ> (So how would Inspire work, anyway?)
  179. [20:32:25] <Larissa> (hold on, distraction)
  180. [20:33:02] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (Give your ally advice on how to act?  Encouraging words?  Something like that!)
  181. [20:33:34] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Also you guys notice that the back fo the shelf is hollow, it's one of those flimsy things that just has supports on the corners.
  182. [20:34:19] <Larissa> (still distracted~)
  183. [20:34:23] <Larissa> (basically afk x_x )
  184. [20:34:39] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (It's okay, I'll wait)
  185. [20:36:52] <DJ> (What does it accomplish, though?)
  186. [20:38:31] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (Depends on how well you succeed and how you fluff it, but baseline is a +10% shift on their next roll, but it could be better or worse~)
  187. [20:41:35] <DJ> Turns to Larissa and--"Oh sh--Get away from that shelf!"
  188. [20:41:42] <DJ> 1d100 Move bitch, get out the way!
  189. [20:41:43] <DiceMaid-9001> DJ, Move bitch, get out the way!: 59 [1d100=59]
  190. [20:41:49] <DJ> (fail)
  191. [20:42:12] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (Ouch.  1,1You still have that broom)
  192. [20:42:29] <Larissa> (back D: )
  193. [20:42:43] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (Er, *mop)
  194. [20:43:25] <Larissa> (so, my dodge sucks)
  195. [20:43:44] <Larissa> (but my initiative is fucking awesome)
  196. [20:44:01] <Larissa> (can i possibly roll that to be on top of this shit, rather than be all panicky OH GOD)
  197. [20:44:04] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (And hey, there's always the option of trying to push it up or soemthing.  It can't be THAT heavy, even if it's made of metal, since it's flimsily made)
  198. [20:44:14] <Giantree> (My initiative sucks but my dodge is fucking awesome, who got the good genes now sis?)
  199. [20:44:30] <DJ> (1,1Can I still roll again and like prop up the shelf with the mop?)
  200. [20:44:47] <Larissa> (i'm the one wearing jeans)
  201. [20:44:54] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (1,1that's what I was hinting, if only because saying words doesn't take long)
  202. [20:44:59] <Giantree> (touché)
  203. [20:45:16] <DJ> (1,1What do I roll then?)
  204. [20:45:34] * Larissa also will probably just try to catch the fucking thing before it falls apart on her, or something like that. Like, push it back before it gains momentum.
  205. [20:46:20] <~Aori_Radidjiu> DJ can roll improvised weapons
  206. [20:46:35] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Larissa, to catch it you'll have3 to roll General AThletics
  207. [20:46:43] <DJ> 1d100 imoverished brooms
  208. [20:46:43] <DiceMaid-9001> DJ, imoverished brooms: 31 [1d100=31]
  209. [20:46:52] <Larissa> (boo D: )
  210. [20:46:53] <DJ> +p
  211. [20:46:59] <Larissa> 1d100 time to fail at a skill check!
  212. [20:47:00] <DiceMaid-9001> Larissa, time to fail at a skill check!: 65 [1d100=65]
  213. [20:47:16] <Larissa> (oh, that would have failed regardless of what skill i used D: )
  214. [20:48:39] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Larissa tries to catch it, Don manages to wedge the mopbroom between a shelf and slow it down.  The weight of the shelf cuts into Larissa's hands, smarting quite a bit, but you manage to stop the shelf!
  215. [20:49:17] * Larissa attempts to push it back up, or, failing that, she tries getting out of its way. Ow.
  216. [20:49:36] <DJ> "I got ya.  Get back and I'll let it fall."
  217. [20:50:21] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (BTW, Unknown Armies has this thing about "you don't tell players numbers when they take damage, you just tell them that they're hurting".  Like, Don took damage earlier from that bucket and Larissa took some light damage from owowow.  Really light, since it's just cuts on your hands, but still ow.)
  218. [20:51:35] <DJ> (I remember.  I can ask how I'm feeling though)
  219. [20:51:45] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (Yes you can!)
  220. [20:51:53] <Larissa> (can we figure out whether it's a minor or a major injury? :v )
  221. [20:52:19] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Larissa's hands are bleeding very lightly, cuts from the edge of the shelf.  Ugh.
  222. [20:52:55] <~Aori_Radidjiu> ("A Major injury is one that does more than 10% of your Body stat in wound points".  Don's injury was major, Larissa's was minor.)
  223. [20:53:31] <Larissa> "Ow, ow," she complains after getting out of the way. Maybe she had something in her backpack for this, she thinks, and checks her backpack for something to bandage or wrap her hands up with. 1,1Given that one of the spells she knows involves cutting herself, she very well might!
  224. [20:53:51] <~Aori_Radidjiu> 1d100 how nice should I be (lower is better)
  225. [20:53:51] <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, how nice should I be (lower is better): 37 [1d100=37]
  226. [20:54:36] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You've got some towels, you forget why you brought them but hey, not hard to tear strips and wrap it up.
  227. [20:55:36] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (You actually don't need to make Major First Aid checks unless something's distracting you or you're under fire, so just roll Mind)
  228. [20:55:41] <Larissa> She hands her flashlight (it probably fell on the floor, but she'd grabbed it to search her bag) to DJ, asking him "Gimme some light," before making herself some improvised bandages for her hands. too bad she doesn't have any actual first aid skill, so this'll be a MIND CHECK.
  229. [20:55:54] <Larissa> 1d100 lucky i'm good at those D:
  230. [20:55:55] <DiceMaid-9001> Larissa, lucky i'm good at those D:: 86 [1d100=86]
  231. [20:56:00] <Larissa> (too bad i just failed at it D: )
  232. [20:56:16] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You manage to tie up the bandages...only for the knots to rip.  shit.
  233. [20:56:30] <Larissa> (does that mean i get to try again and waste more bandage resources?)
  234. [20:56:37] <DJ> "Yeah...  I'm getting sick of this prank."  He takes the flashlight and points it at her hands.  "Need some help?"
  235. [20:57:24] <DJ> "This is a janitor's closet, remember?  There has to be a first aid kit somewhere."
  236. [20:57:37] <Larissa> "Even if there was, I wouldn't trust it."
  237. [20:58:20] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Wanna' look for one?
  238. [20:59:12] <DJ> "Up to you, I guess.  Lemme know when you're done fixing yourself up."
  239. [21:01:40] <Larissa> "I've had worse," she comments, putting her glove back on. That'd help a little bit, at least for that hand!
  240. [21:01:57] <Larissa> Putting the ruined towel back in her bag (it might still come in handy!), she closed her backpack and put it back on.
  241. [21:02:43] <DJ> "I've already figured out what all's going on here, anyhow," he says, handing the flashlight back.
  242. [21:02:55] <Larissa> "What's that?"
  243. [21:03:40] <DJ> "This is all a big joke set up by Biff and his flunkies."
  244. [21:03:56] <Larissa> "Doubt it."
  245. [21:04:55] <Larissa> "If you want to pretend that's the case, be my guest, but... god, why didn't I take some of his hair when I had the chance? I'm such a failure as a wizard, sometimes!"
  246. [21:05:05] <DJ> "No, think about it.  He goes along with your stupid curse shit or whatever, sets up some kinda sleep gas, and puts us on the third floor with all kinds of shit rigged to fuck with us.  Bucket on top of the door, keys tied to the shelf?"
  247. [21:05:38] <DJ> "That's not supernatural, that's gravity."
  248. [21:06:52] <Larissa> "This is all a pretty complicated prank for our dear Biff Vanderhuge."
  249. [21:06:53] <DJ> "He's even enough of a dick to put a newspaper clipping about your aunt killing herself in there to fuck with you."
  250. [21:07:20] <Larissa> "If it were me you were accusing, that'd make sense, but..."
  251. [21:07:30] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Well, you have the key ring now!  What'll you do with it?  There's keys labeled "Break Room", "Security Room", and another that's unlabeled.
  252. [21:08:34] <DJ> "Well whatever.  I haven't ruled out that you're part of the illusion, in there to make it sound believable.  But anyway, we have keys now.  What kinda shape are they in?"
  253. [21:09:18] <Larissa> "How much do you wanna bet one of these leads to the other door?"
  254. [21:09:34] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Key-shaped~
  255. [21:10:08] <Larissa> She hands the key ring to DJ.
  256. [21:10:08] <DJ> "I don't doubt it.  Problem is, if that jar of nails got as rusted as it did, there's no guaranteeing the keys aren't too brittle to use."
  257. [21:10:37] <DJ> He takes and examines them.  Tries to bend them slightly.
  258. [21:11:28] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The "Security Room" key snaps, but the other two resist bending.
  259. [21:11:44] <Larissa> "Did... you just break... the most important one?"
  260. [21:12:06] <DJ> "Better to find out here than to get half the key stuck in the lock."
  261. [21:13:59] <Larissa> "Whatever, I just have this premonition that this place is stupid enough to only have one key per lock, or something like that."
  262. [21:15:09] <DJ> DJ sighs.  "We might as well keep going.  Let's try the keys we got on that last door."
  263. [21:15:21] <~Aori_Radidjiu> As in, the first one you tried?
  264. [21:15:27] <DJ> yeah
  265. [21:15:38] <Larissa> "After you."
  266. [21:15:46] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The "Break Room" key works!
  267. [21:15:58] <Larissa> "If we're taking turns walking into traps, it's your turn, after all."
  268. [21:16:51] * Larissa shines the light for DJ. Lucky one of them brought a flashlight!
  269. [21:17:36] <DJ> He gets to thinking while in the hallway.  THAT MEANS--
  270. [21:17:42] <DJ> 1d100 HUNCH TIME
  271. [21:17:43] <DiceMaid-9001> DJ, HUNCH TIME: 15 [1d100=15]
  272. [21:17:49] <DJ> Motherfucker!
  273. [21:17:59] * Larissa idly checks to see how many amulets she has on, compared to before she entered the fucking place.
  274. [21:18:50] <DJ> "Alright, let's see what we got in here."  le enter
  275. [21:18:55] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Don!  You get a hunch that this room will likely have supplies, maybe another key!  Maybe food, but any food in here would probably be rotted.
  276. [21:19:41] <DJ> "Chances are, there's bound to have something in here.  At this rate, more keys."
  277. [21:19:54] <Larissa> (hunches are actually a gameplay mechanic D: )
  278. [21:19:55] <DJ> "Break room and all."
  279. [21:20:13] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You enter a wide, spacious room, where your light falls right on a rotting decaying corpse.  The stench assaults your nostrils and you see flies swarming all around it.  It's sitting at a table in the center of the room, a bowl and forks and knives in front of it, a kitchen knife right through its eyeball.  Rank 4 Violence check.
  280. [21:20:35] <Larissa> 1d100 vs MIIINNNDDD
  281. [21:20:35] <DiceMaid-9001> Larissa, vs MIIINNNDDD: 90 [1d100=90]
  282. [21:20:57] <DJ> (Yeah, they're like, you get 1 per 10 points in it you spend, and you get to hold onto that roll to spend on anything you want.)
  283. [21:21:20] <DJ> (Or not use at all)
  284. [21:21:47] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (And yeah, you got a Hunch for use later~.  But that was just a general common sense hunch just because.  I'll give you both whenever you succeed at Hunch~)
  285. [21:21:55] <Larissa> (time to look up how failing sanity checks work)
  286. [21:22:14] <DJ> (Yeah I'll just drop the hunch on that.)
  287. [21:22:35] <Larissa> (oh, apparently there are three general ways i can freak out. do i get to pick? :v )
  288. [21:22:38] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (Anyway, your stress roll?)
  289. [21:23:06] <Kraken> (Things I'd have commented on as a cheeky bastard had I not been afk: Wendy's salad; "wearing a wedding ring on her body"; clue mentioned without a "jinkies"; don't think buckets of blood are generally considered "violent"; how redslashthick are the red spider webs to be visibly red in a dimly lit hall?; we had decided Inspirational was a +15%, not 10%; Dave is bad at keys; Mildly amusing
  290. [21:23:06] <Kraken> that "Break Room" key isn't the one to break)
  291. [21:23:59] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (I'd say that Frenzy doesn't make sense, pick from the other two, Larissa~)
  292. [21:24:05] <Larissa> (NOPE ATTACKING THE CORPSE)
  293. [21:24:17] <Kraken> (Attack the Dave)
  294. [21:24:28] <DJ> (Like I said, I'll use my 15 hunch on the corpse check)
  295. [21:24:45] <Larissa> (then i frenzied at biff, and literally skipped the puzzle shit with magic or something just to beat him into unconsciousness)
  296. [21:25:02] <Larissa> (but i pick paralysis)
  297. [21:25:21] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (Oh, right, that's how hunches work)
  298. [21:25:47] <Larissa> That's... that's a corpse. Just sitting there. Luckily, the light doesn't stay on the corpse for very long, because the flashlight slips right out of Larissa's hand.
  299. [21:26:19] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Anyway, that's a failed check for Larissa, and a Hardened for Don~
  300. [21:27:38] <Larissa> If DJ turned to look why the flashlight fell out of Larissa's hand, he'd see her trembling. She was ready for ghosts, maybe a kidnapper or two, but she was not prepared for this.
  301. [21:28:36] <DJ> "Shit.  I thought I smelled something rotten...  But I was hoping it'd be food."  Flashlight hitting ground sound; he turns to Larissa.  "...You alright?  Not that, uh...  Not that I blame you."
  302. [21:28:40] <~Aori_Radidjiu> It just doesn't make sense to you, Larissa.  This body is rotting.  This floor has been locked for AGES.  It'd be skeletonized by now, by all logic.  How is it so fresh and juicy
  303. [21:30:16] <Larissa> Larissa had a lot of logic in her head, somehow, though not many people believed it. Right now, it wasn't there. She was staring at the corpse, and the only thought (repeating over and over in her head) is how she'd soon end up the same way.
  304. [21:30:21] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (I'd make you roll an Unnatural Stress check too, Larissa, since I'm sure YOU'D realize it can't be something normal, but you're hardened enough not to be bothered by the implications that much)
  305. [21:31:18] <DJ> (So what's my hardness at now?  I forgot to write this shit down)
  306. [21:31:31] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (Violence is at 2, Unnatural is at 1)
  307. [21:31:37] <Larissa> (violence +2, unnatural +1)
  308. [21:33:15] <Kraken> (Quick DJ, inspire her as a means of consoling her)
  309. [21:34:31] <DJ> "I uh...  I believe you now, if that helps.  Let's get you out of this room."  he takes the flash light and puts an arm on her shoulder to turn her around.
  310. [21:35:09] <DJ> 1d100 consolation inspiration?
  311. [21:35:09] <DiceMaid-9001> DJ, consolation inspiration?: 18 [1d100=18]
  312. [21:35:21] <Larissa> (quick, swap it even though you dont have to)
  313. [21:35:48] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (Music swap: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRhGqQOUJPc )
  314. [21:36:53] * Larissa is pretty easily lead away!
  315. [21:38:03] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You manage to drag her away from the room, probably closing the door behind you to prevent her from seeing it more.
  316. [21:38:55] <DJ> He brings her back to the hall.  "I'm gonna see if there's anything useful in there.  You stay right here, and try to calm down.  I'll be right here.  We need to get everything we can if we want to keep our chances of getting out of here up."
  317. [21:39:56] <DJ> Despite the fact his major fear is being alone, he goes back in the break room without her!  He leaves the door open.
  318. [21:40:16] * Larissa wanted to argue otherwise, and tell the only other living human she was with not to go into the room, but he was probably right. She doubted they could just sort of walk out.
  319. [21:40:34] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Taking the flashlight with you, I presume?  Or picking it up. Whatever.
  320. [21:40:56] <DJ> (Yeah, he picked it up before.)
  321. [21:42:19] <DJ> (And now, the essential "searching a dark room with a flashlight" song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baTWX8StHt4 )
  322. [21:42:57] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (I just watched Blade Runner, too.  And now you're giving music from a game that's sort of a ripoff of it.)
  323. [21:43:10] <DJ> (Sort of?)
  324. [21:43:25] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (I haven't actually played it, it's just what I heard)
  325. [21:43:37] * Larissa just tries to focus on something other than there being a corpse only a few feet away from her.
  326. [21:43:51] <Kraken> (Every time I watch Blade Runner, I find it very hard to be interested)
  327. [21:43:54] <DJ> (Well it mostly is the same premise to a T, but the Hideo craziness makes it separate enough)
  328. [21:44:51] <DJ> 1d100 NOTICE USEFUL THINGS
  329. [21:44:52] <DiceMaid-9001> DJ, NOTICE USEFUL THINGS: 69 [1d100=69]
  330. [21:44:57] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Now that you've gotten over the body, you see that the room seems rather innocuous otherwise.  There's an abnormal amount of cutlery in front of it, way more than you'd use to eat, as well as a plate of rotting salad.  There's a bunch of cabinets on the wall opposite the entrance, and a fridge to your right.  The left wall only has a window, giving you a view of the moon and slightly
  331. [21:44:58] <~Aori_Radidjiu> illuminating the room.
  332. [21:46:36] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You don't notice anything in general about the room, but you sure can go and inspect individual parts of the room.
  333. [21:47:15] <DJ> 1d100 Notice fridge things!
  334. [21:47:15] <DiceMaid-9001> DJ, Notice fridge things!: 62 [1d100=62]
  335. [21:47:38] <DJ> ( D: )
  336. [21:49:00] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You open up the fridge and 30 years of rotting food assaults your nostrils.  Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
  337. [21:49:12] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You can't focus on anything in there because the smell is so bad.
  338. [21:49:43] <DJ> DJ quickly closes it back up!  "Well...  Now that I've smelled the worst thing ever smelled ever ever..."
  339. [21:50:12] <DJ> 1d100 notice corpse distinguishing features and belongings!
  340. [21:50:13] <DiceMaid-9001> DJ, notice corpse distinguishing features and belongings!: 95 [1d100=95]
  341. [21:50:17] <DJ> (wow)
  342. [21:50:48] <DJ> (Time to chance my notice skill to protice)
  343. [21:50:53] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Uuuugh you can't stop staring at its horrible eye stabbing and all the blodo going down.
  344. [21:51:09] <~Aori_Radidjiu> *blood
  345. [21:51:40] <DJ> 1d100 notice cabinets THROW ME A BONE ALREADY, DICE
  346. [21:51:40] <DiceMaid-9001> DJ, notice cabinets THROW ME A BONE ALREADY, DICE: 8 [1d100=8]
  347. [21:51:44] <DJ> THANK YOU
  348. [21:51:59] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (I would've given you it anyway, but thank god)
  349. [21:52:52] <Larissa> (then a bone fell out when he opened the cabinet)
  350. [21:52:54] <Larissa> (and hit him on the head)
  351. [21:53:06] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You notice that all the cabinets are trapped, holy shit, but ALSO you notice something shiny on the counter below the cabinets!  It's another key!  No label.
  352. [21:53:07] <Larissa> (also more bones. so many bones.)
  353. [21:53:10] <Larissa> (all the bones.)
  354. [21:54:25] <Kraken> (Hey, I was just reading through the entirety of the Eye Scream trope the other day...)
  355. [21:54:50] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Doesn't seem to be anything else in this goddamn room.  TIME TO GO!
  356. [21:56:22] <Larissa> (in hindsight, a detective-wannabe with Notice as their obsession skill would've been pretty OP)
  357. [21:56:33] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (Indeed)
  358. [21:56:46] <Larissa> (but detective-wannabes are almost always op D: )
  359. [21:56:54] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (^)
  360. [21:57:03] <DJ> DJ snatches the key (and a random sharp-looking knife,) and heads out.
  361. [21:57:44] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Larissa was fine.  For now.
  362. [21:58:25] * Larissa has spent the entire time trying to calm herself down, and figure out the mystery of why none of her amulets are broken, and why she can't find any obvious traces of supernatural bullshit other than the fact that every part of her wizard brain is telling her magic is going down.
  363. [21:58:45] * Larissa has not come to any answers, unless Aori wants to let her roll another Thaumaturge check. D:
  364. [21:58:56] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You may~
  365. [21:59:05] <Larissa> 1d100 inb4 nat 100
  366. [21:59:06] <DiceMaid-9001> Larissa, inb4 nat 100: 35 [1d100=35]
  367. [21:59:12] <Larissa> (holy shit i succeeded)
  368. [21:59:36] <Larissa> (even though i had a ~75% chance of succeeding that, i am still genuinely shocked)
  369. [22:00:02] <~Aori_Radidjiu> It occurs to you that maybe another ritual was layered over yours, so that it'd trigger your ritual on top of the layered one, and since your Ritual was part of the other one it was the same as casting something on yourself.
  370. [22:00:32] <Kraken> (That sounds backwards)
  371. [22:01:19] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Or it could be layered under with yours as the trigger.  You maybe started some kind of magic stack?
  372. [22:02:23] <Larissa> Finding a sane (to her) explanation was almost comforting. When DJ returned, she exhaled, mustered up what determination she could, and said, "Let's get out of here."
  373. [22:03:09] <Kraken> (Oh hey, you would have had a +15% on that last roll if you needed it)
  374. [22:03:15] <Larissa> With her new-found determination, and the realisation that it wasn't all some prank after all, the first thing she did was take out her cell phone. She half-expected it to not have a signal or something bullshit like that.
  375. [22:03:19] <~Aori_Radidjiu> ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTcXW5C7iLs )
  376. [22:03:40] <~Aori_Radidjiu> It has a signal!  Wanna' try calling?
  377. [22:03:46] <Larissa> Time to call the cops.
  378. [22:04:14] <Kraken> (Don't do it D:)
  379. [22:04:29] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You call 911 and somebody answers.  "Hello, what is it!?"
  380. [22:04:54] <Larissa> (in, like, a presumably typical 911 operator type of way?)
  381. [22:04:59] <Larissa> (the ! there is throwing me off D: )
  382. [22:05:00] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (Yes.)
  383. [22:05:13] <DJ> "Who are you calling...?"
  384. [22:05:17] <Kraken> (Maybe she was calling the police department for non-emergencies, not 911, being so presumptuous again...)
  385. [22:05:46] <Kraken> (Also, opportunity for Ghost Busters reference missed)
  386. [22:05:59] <Larissa> (yes who the fuck else would i call)
  387. [22:06:01] <DJ> (*suicide*)
  388. [22:06:02] <Larissa> (but the local ghostbusters)
  389. [22:06:02] <Larissa> (god)
  390. [22:08:27] <~Aori_Radidjiu> What're you going to tell the operator?
  391. [22:08:28] <Larissa> "My friend and I woke up unconscious in an abandoned building - I mean, we were exploring it, but I don't know what happened. And there're these weird booby traps, and my friend got hit on the head, but he's still okay. But we found a... a..." oh god she was doing so well, and now she couldn't say the most important part.
  392. [22:08:35] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "Hello? ...hello?"  She doesn't seem to hear you.  "Is anyone the..r...e...?"  Her voice starts fading out...and then you hear a little girl singing.  In...is that Latin?
  393. [22:09:51] <Larissa> "Well, shit. The address is <address here> if it gets through."
  394. [22:10:02] <~Aori_Radidjiu> She finishes singing and begins giggling.
  395. [22:10:13] <~Aori_Radidjiu> She won't stop giggling.
  396. [22:10:19] <Kraken> (Break the phone)
  397. [22:10:19] * Larissa hangs up on her. :v
  398. [22:10:27] * Larissa tries calling her little sister, next.
  399. [22:10:49] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The phone hangs up but the girl keeps giggling, before your phone lights on fire.
  400. [22:11:03] <Larissa> (do i have to make an unnatural check)
  401. [22:11:13] <Kraken> (/villanoushandrub Goooood, goooood)
  402. [22:11:34] <DJ> (You have to at least do a "get teh burning thing away from your face" check)
  403. [22:11:44] <DJ> (*the)
  404. [22:11:45] <Kraken> (Fuck, you beat me to it in a less funny manner)
  405. [22:11:54] <DJ> (no u)
  406. [22:11:56] <Larissa> (well yeah, but)
  407. [22:12:01] <Larissa> (if i have to make one, that'd determine my reaction :v )
  408. [22:12:26] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Yes.  Both you and Don because the giggling gets loud, like it was coming from a loudspeaker.  It's Rank 5
  409. [22:12:47] <Kraken> (Really? THAT'S rank 5?)
  410. [22:12:59] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (Rank 5 is being attacked by Magic)
  411. [22:13:29] <Kraken> (Doing what an iPhone does anyway isn't really magic)
  412. [22:13:30] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (And yes one of your amulets is breaking, but I have to do it all dramaticlike)
  413. [22:13:50] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (It's an attack because of the fire, silly)
  414. [22:14:01] <DJ> "The hell are you doing?!"
  415. [22:14:10] <Larissa> 1d100 vs mind D:
  416. [22:14:11] <DiceMaid-9001> Larissa, vs mind D:: 18 [1d100=18]
  417. [22:14:12] <DJ> 1d100 somethingorother roll!
  418. [22:14:13] <DiceMaid-9001> DJ, somethingorother roll!: 36 [1d100=36]
  419. [22:14:31] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Hardened.  And now Larissa roll me Speed to get it off your hand
  420. [22:14:45] <Larissa> (but i have all the initiative)
  421. [22:15:02] <Larissa> (can i roll initiative instead? D: )
  422. [22:15:14] <Kraken> (Conflict already begun when you placed the call, initiative no longer a factor)
  423. [22:15:20] <Kraken> (Began)
  424. [22:15:20] <DJ> (isn't initiative ruled under speed?)
  425. [22:15:27] <Larissa> ((yes))
  426. [22:15:35] <Larissa> 1d100 throw the god damn phone on the floor
  427. [22:15:35] <DiceMaid-9001> Larissa, throw the god damn phone on the floor: 97 [1d100=97]
  428. [22:15:49] <Kraken> (You're so bad at that)
  429. [22:15:50] <Larissa> (success just kidding)
  430. [22:15:51] <DJ> (so then your initiative couldn't be higher than your speed anyway?)
  431. [22:16:03] <Larissa> ((my initiative and my speed are the same number :v ))
  432. [22:16:04] <Kraken> (Initiatve is just the lazy speed)
  433. [22:16:15] <Larissa> ((it doesnt matter which i roll!))
  434. [22:16:35] <Larissa> ((it was a bad joke ok D: ))
  435. [22:16:37] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You fumble with it a bit, burning your hands in the process, before you throw it on the ground and it explodes, a shimmering barrier popping up and blocking the explosion as one of your amulets shatters
  436. [22:16:57] <Kraken> (If you'd rolled 100, I'd have expected you to have somehow glued it to your hand)
  437. [22:17:10] <Larissa> (someone put glue on my phone)
  438. [22:17:17] <Larissa> (nd somehow kept it from getting glued to my pants pocket or something)
  439. [22:17:18] <Kraken> (Fucking Biff)
  440. [22:17:25] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (If you'd rolled 100 it would've exploded in your face ;_;)
  441. [22:17:39] <Kraken> (Fuck, I wanted Two-Face on our team)
  442. [22:17:44] <Larissa> (i still find it hilarious the maximum damage you can ever deal in h2h combat is to yourself when you crit fail)
  443. [22:18:49] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Your hands are burnt, with a few blisters.  You'd say that's a second degree burn.  Don remembers seeing a sink!  In the break room.
  444. [22:19:06] <Larissa> "Impatient fucking ghost!" Ironically, she planned on calling the ghost after trying her sister, and also planned on stomping on her phone if it hadn't exploded on its own account.
  445. [22:19:09] <Kraken> (It seems odd that you can instantly categorize the burn while being on fire)
  446. [22:19:59] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (The great thing is that having burns on your hands is a great excuse for the -10% shift on everything from being on lower health)
  447. [22:20:42] <DJ> "Alright, uh...  Hmm...  Have any more of those paper towels?  I'm gonna go wet em up to wrap on your hands."
  448. [22:21:03] <Kraken> ("Oh fuck that hurts, that will probably lead to scarring of a light sort, none if I'm lucky, but I should really address the fact that they're still super painful!")
  449. [22:21:35] <DJ> (Blisters are the only sign you need to determine the degree, Jake :P)
  450. [22:23:10] <Larissa> 1d100 ENDURE PAIN says FUCK YOU to -10% shifts. except i have low endure pain, so dicebot probably says fuck you to me ;-;
  451. [22:23:11] <DiceMaid-9001> Larissa, ENDURE PAIN says FUCK YOU to -10% shifts. except i have low endure pain, so dicebot probably says fuck you to me: 31 [1d100=31]
  452. [22:23:11] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (Yeah, that's a thing I actually remember from Boy Scouts)
  453. [22:23:40] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You can ignore pain in anything that's not like, major (as in, anything that requires you to roll under skill and not stat)
  454. [22:24:30] <Kraken> (Blisters around charr is still a 4th degree)
  455. [22:24:45] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Anyway, for your first Aid attempt, roll Mind, Don!
  456. [22:24:47] <Larissa> "In the bag, yeah," she responds, letting it drop to the floor. She was obviously in pain, but handling it remarkably well for someone who just freaked out over a corpse.
  457. [22:25:20] <DJ> 1d100 I NOE HOE TO FIX HANDZ
  458. [22:25:21] <DiceMaid-9001> DJ, I NOE HOE TO FIX HANDZ: 58 [1d100=58]
  459. [22:25:26] <DJ> NO I DOENT
  460. [22:25:36] <Larissa> (god, just motivate me and let me do it)
  461. [22:25:50] <Giantree> (just fuck already)
  462. [22:25:51] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Oh god he's wrapping your hands too tight ow ow ow that hurts (but not doing any actual damage)
  463. [22:25:51] <DJ> (I failed it by 3, bite me >:U)
  464. [22:26:14] <Larissa> Wince. Lucky she's good at ENDURING PAIN huh?!
  465. [22:27:14] <DJ> "Sorry if it hurts.  But it'll minimize the damage."
  466. [22:27:26] <Larissa> "If we're lucky, the ghost didn't fake the 911 call, and it went through, and they're feeling extra-suspicious of random 911 calls, and they can track my phone to here."
  467. [22:28:20] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (1,1you only get one first aid attempt per wound.)
  468. [22:28:21] <Kraken> (Good thing that's not how phone triangulation works)
  469. [22:28:35] <DJ> "If it was from a house phone, they definitely woulda traced it to us.  But for that to work you'd have to hope the conspiracy theorists are right, and all our cell phones are being tracked."
  470. [22:28:36] <Larissa> (you get a second, but only if the second is in an actual hospital)
  471. [22:29:19] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (1,1and that wasn't a minor wound anyway, but I would've been nice about it and let you heal a little anyway)
  472. [22:29:21] <Larissa> "I did say 'if we're lucky.'"
  473. [22:29:22] <Kraken> (Now get your asses back to exploring the haunted house, I have music for you)
  474. [22:30:01] <DJ> DJ looks sternly at Larissa.  "So uh, what the hell is actually happening?  I'm willing to believe you and hope I wake up soon, at this point."
  475. [22:31:36] <Larissa> "I don't fully know yet. Either a wizard about ten times more skilled and powerful than I am is fucking with us for fun, or there's a ghost that moved in and is taking advantage of the fact this building's a wellspring of power."
  476. [22:32:19] <Kraken> (Ghosts run on electricity, who knew?)
  477. [22:32:21] <Larissa> "That, or my grandfather gave me a really fucked up ritual, and our ritual actually summoned a demon and we're all fucked."
  478. [22:32:50] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Also, as a note, you're pretty sure that your phone detonated with the force of a grenade and probably would've killed you if it weren't for your amulet.
  479. [22:33:42] <DJ> "Okay then...  We might as well keep going.  Just one more door until we have to figure out what made those webs."  He goes over, tries the door, and the shitton of keys.
  480. [22:34:08] <Kraken> (Here's your crawling around like rats music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59m2e0nsxTI )
  481. [22:34:39] <Larissa> "Also, it can make phones explode, so, you might wanna throw yours away or put it somewhere safe or something."
  482. [22:35:07] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The key you just got from the Break Room works on the one remaining door in this part.  You can see another door right on the other side of the web, as you open this one up.
  483. [22:35:25] <DJ> "All I have is my laptop, and it stays."
  484. [22:35:29] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Notice checks, people~
  485. [22:35:39] <DJ> 1d100 know this check
  486. [22:35:40] <DiceMaid-9001> DJ, know this check: 54 [1d100=54]
  487. [22:35:44] <Larissa> "Aren't laptop batteries like, capable of blowing up entire rooms, or something like that?"
  488. [22:35:45] <DJ> (nice)
  489. [22:35:49] <Larissa> 1d100 lol notice,
  490. [22:35:50] <DiceMaid-9001> Larissa, lol notice,: 8 [1d100=8]
  491. [22:35:51] <Kraken> (God I hope dubstep is the ghost's only weakness)
  492. [22:35:54] <Larissa> (holy shit i succeeded!?)
  493. [22:36:02] <DJ> (We both did)
  494. [22:36:20] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (not bad)
  495. [22:37:21] <Larissa> (then we were up against John Dies at the End ghosts)
  496. [22:37:25] <Larissa> (and music actually was their only weakness)
  497. [22:39:06] <Kraken> (And it turns out we're in a universe where Michael Jackson stays awesome the whole time and has no pigment conditions or scandals and Steve became best friends with him by helping promote the Michael Jackson's Moonwalker game and they Thriller the baddies to death)
  498. [22:40:05] <Larissa> (wait you mean that's not the universe we're in?)
  499. [22:40:21] <Kraken> (He's dead, Jim)
  500. [22:40:44] <Larissa> ( D: )
  501. [22:40:53] <Larissa> (but he saved us from space invaders D: )
  502. [22:41:02] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You see two furnaces on the sides of the room, weird to see heaters in somewhere not the basement.  There's a pile of coal for them and another door to this room, probably the one on the other side of the web.
  503. [22:42:25] <Kraken> (If it's a power plant run by coal, it wouldn't be weird at all D:)
  504. [22:42:37] <Larissa> (then it turned out to be a nuclear power plant)
  505. [22:42:37] <~Aori_Radidjiu> As you walk into the room the door shuts behind you and the furnaces turn on.   You see two fire extinguishers in here, protected by glass, and notice that the furnaces have the opening where you'd put coal in closed.
  506. [22:43:17] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (It is a power plant by coal, but I'm just not so sure how they work and I'm totally guessing and I'm sorry if it turns out I'm horribly wrong.)
  507. [22:43:27] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The temperature of the room starts heating up.
  508. [22:43:40] <Kraken> ( http://www.worldcoal.org/media/jpg/585/174139cgart.jpg <--- exactly how they work)
  509. [22:43:55] * Larissa looks to see if the doors could possibly just be broken down.
  510. [22:44:32] <~Aori_Radidjiu> They're sturdy metal doors!  And neither of you are particularly strong.  Also Larissa you're trapped.
  511. [22:44:38] <Larissa> (i am!)
  512. [22:44:49] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Roll me a Helplessness stress check at -10%
  513. [22:44:57] <Larissa> 1d100 k
  514. [22:44:58] <DiceMaid-9001> Larissa, k: 77 [1d100=77]
  515. [22:45:04] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Paralyzed.
  516. [22:45:10] <Larissa> (why am i paralyzed D: )
  517. [22:46:05] <Larissa> (i wanna frenzy damn it)
  518. [22:46:22] <Kraken> (Paralyzed and frenzy at the same time. Also called a seizure)
  519. [22:46:31] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (...oooh fine.  It does say you can choose)
  520. [22:46:47] <Kraken> (Choose to run...oh, wait)
  521. [22:46:53] <Larissa> (that's valid t oo)
  522. [22:46:55] <Larissa> (i'd just be like)
  523. [22:46:57] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (Yeah, there's no way to run, though.)
  524. [22:46:58] <Larissa> (clawing at the door or something)
  525. [22:47:04] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (It'd be effectively paralyzed)
  526. [22:47:06] <Larissa> (but no worse than being paralyzed!)
  527. [22:47:08] <Kraken> (You'd be a cat)
  528. [22:47:10] <Larissa> (yes)
  529. [22:47:14] <Larissa> (i'd go nya~)
  530. [22:47:16] <Larissa> (and moe my way out)
  531. [22:47:18] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (If you can fluff your frenzy right go for it~)
  532. [22:47:27] <Larissa> 1d100 charm the GM to let me get out with a nya~ (i am joking)
  533. [22:47:28] <DiceMaid-9001> Larissa, charm the GM to let me get out with a nya~ (i am joking): 9 [1d100=9]
  534. [22:47:33] <Larissa> (the best part is that succeeded)
  535. [22:47:47] <Kraken> (What exactly was the mechanism trapping Larissa?)
  536. [22:47:51] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (If this weren't a horror campaign)
  537. [22:47:54] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (The door.)
  538. [22:48:04] <Larissa> (but yeah, frenzying the fuck out of this)
  539. [22:48:10] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (...SO EITHER WAY YOU'RE CLAWING AT THE DOOR)
  540. [22:48:11] <Kraken> (DJ is on the outside then?)
  541. [22:48:25] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (It closed when they both came inside)
  542. [22:48:31] <DJ> "Just stay back!"  Like he needs to ask twice.  He takes his trusty mop weapon and breaks out the glass housing the fire extinguishers, in case of emergency motherfucker.
  543. [22:48:41] <Kraken> (...It closed as they both entered and only Larissa is trapped by the door?)
  544. [22:48:53] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (They're both trapped)
  545. [22:48:55] <Giantree> (No, only Larissa's fear triggers on BEING trapped)
  546. [22:49:02] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (But this is Larissa's specific fear)
  547. [22:49:17] <Kraken> (Mister awkward phraser)
  548. [22:49:20] <Larissa> "No, no, you're not my grandfather, you can't do this shit!" She goes to the nearest door, and tries to break it down, metal be damned!
  549. [22:49:35] <Larissa> (i'm trapped in the furnace room)
  550. [22:49:43] <DJ> "Don't fucking hurt yourself more!"
  551. [22:49:56] <~Aori_Radidjiu> What'll it be, Don?
  552. [22:50:25] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (Roll attacks on the door, Roara~)
  553. [22:50:36] <Larissa> (body check, or struggle, or what?)
  554. [22:50:42] <Larissa> (also i assume this is a major check either way, so -10%)
  555. [22:50:50] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (Struggle)
  556. [22:51:00] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (...actually, Body)
  557. [22:51:04] <DJ> After breaking out the glass, he takes one of the extinguishers and pulls the pin, then starts extinguishing at one of the furnaces.
  558. [22:51:18] <~Aori_Radidjiu> What do you break the glass with?
  559. [22:51:27] <Kraken> (He already said the mop)
  560. [22:51:28] <DJ> (I already said!)
  561. [22:51:38] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (Oh woops!)
  562. [22:51:50] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (Sorry walls of text)
  563. [22:52:04] <Kraken> (I'm not going to accept that as an excuse, now or ever)
  564. [22:52:17] <~Aori_Radidjiu> There's seperate glass housings, one on the close wall and one on the far wall.  Which one did you take?
  565. [22:52:26] <Larissa> 1d100 vs body, btw if i fail i'm using my Fear passion :v
  566. [22:52:27] <DiceMaid-9001> Larissa, vs body, btw if i fail i'm using my Fear passion :v: 6 [1d100=6]
  567. [22:52:29] <DJ> Nearest
  568. [22:52:45] <DJ> ( :v: )
  569. [22:52:51] <Kraken> (Did Larissa just hulk out?)
  570. [22:52:53] <Larissa> ( :v: )
  571. [22:53:37] <Larissa> (no, i'm just being a scrawny teenaged girl. and sometimes, scrawny teenaged girls can literally tear heads off with the strength of thor)
  572. [22:54:17] <Kraken> (That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about Herculean scrawny teenaged girls to dispute it)
  573. [22:54:23] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Fluff how you hulk out, Larissa!  Don you pull the pin and shit and it turns out this fire extinguisher is a dud.  Oh goddammit
  574. [22:55:34] <DJ> "Fuck me!"  He rolls the extinguisher back toward the wall, making sure he doesn't stress the can, then goes after the other one.
  575. [22:56:06] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The room is getting painfully hot
  576. [22:56:11] <Larissa> You know that thing where scrawny old guys can literally throw people over their shoulders with nothing more than determination and will? Larissa is evoking that. She's willing herself to be on the other side of the door, and because her hands are wounded and because of fiction, she's using her shoulder in hopes of busting it down, metal be damned (the hinges are probably fucking rusty
  577. [22:56:11] <Larissa> anyway!)
  578. [22:57:43] <Larissa> (*invoking)
  579. [22:58:05] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Well, the door actually has HP and shit to break it down, so while you hit it for 6 damage (sum of dice!) you feel a little sore from hitting it!
  580. [22:59:36] <Larissa> Does that mean trying again? :v
  581. [23:00:00] * Larissa will totally try again! She, kind of, well, has to in a Frenzy.
  582. [23:00:16] <Kraken> (Is this one of those "You want to roll under stat/skill but as high as possible" deals?)
  583. [23:00:25] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Don you get the other fire extinguisher, and this one works!  Unforutnately the furnaces have grills that need to be flipped up, what do you flip them up with?  Hands?  Brooms?
  584. [23:00:28] <Larissa> (not exactly.)
  585. [23:00:29] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (Yeah.)
  586. [23:00:32] <Larissa> (the individual numbers have to be high)
  587. [23:00:38] <Larissa> (but the sum can be low. eg 9 is better than 22)
  588. [23:00:43] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (But she's doing damage to herself because she's hitting a wall)
  589. [23:01:02] <Larissa> (lemme know when i can roll for my next attempt :v )
  590. [23:01:10] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (Roll now)
  591. [23:01:15] <Larissa> 1d100 hai~
  592. [23:01:15] <DiceMaid-9001> Larissa, hai~: 30 [1d100=30]
  593. [23:01:23] <Kraken> (Is a 1 (technically 01) still super awesome here? And does the doubles thing play any role?)
  594. [23:01:41] <Larissa> (01 is still awesome)
  595. [23:01:43] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (Doubles does, but only for people with obsession Struggle)
  596. [23:01:45] <Larissa> (in combat, 01 counts as an instakill)
  597. [23:01:49] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (And ^)
  598. [23:01:57] <~Aori_Radidjiu> 3 damage tot he door!  Woopie!
  599. [23:01:58] <Larissa> (doubles help too for other people, but only if you're armed sufficiently)
  600. [23:02:12] <Larissa> (anything with +6 or more damage does firearm damage instead)
  601. [23:02:42] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (Firearms and major blast magic do flat roll damage)
  602. [23:03:05] <DJ> "This is gonna be way too hot to touch..."  He does a quick burst of extinguishment on the handle end of his mop to get it wet, and flips them up with that!
  603. [23:03:28] <Larissa> 1d100 ONCE MORE INTO THE RBEACH
  604. [23:03:29] <DJ> (Improvised weapons roll?)
  605. [23:03:29] <DiceMaid-9001> Larissa, ONCE MORE INTO THE RBEACH: 22 [1d100=22]
  606. [23:03:36] <Larissa> (aw yeah, doubles)
  607. [23:03:42] <Larissa> (too bad thats a stat check D: )
  608. [23:03:44] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (Go for it, Don!  You'll succeed anyway, though)
  609. [23:04:00] <DJ> 1d100 MOPNESS
  610. [23:04:00] <DiceMaid-9001> DJ, MOPNESS: 83 [1d100=83]
  611. [23:04:03] <DJ> WOO
  612. [23:04:11] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (it's more of a roll for how badly you fuck up your mo- oh dear)
  613. [23:04:29] <Larissa> (quick)
  614. [23:04:31] <Larissa> (enlighten your mop)
  615. [23:05:30] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You burn off like half of your mop in the process.  Still sorta' usable on the other furnace, but you figure you'll burn it into the size of a pencil with the next use :/
  616. [23:05:52] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The temperature stops rising as rapidly, but it's still rising!  You're sweating so much right now.
  617. [23:06:26] <DJ> 1d100 Screw the mop, I wanna survive!
  618. [23:06:27] <DiceMaid-9001> DJ, Screw the mop, I wanna survive!: 82 [1d100=82]
  619. [23:06:31] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You auto-succeed extinguishing...and...
  620. [23:06:50] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You manage to completely burn up the mop when trying to open the other furnace, a nd don't open it.
  621. [23:07:24] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Time for hands or something!
  622. [23:08:07] <DJ> "...What now?"
  623. [23:08:40] <DJ> 1d100 Notice
  624. [23:08:41] <DiceMaid-9001> DJ, Notice: 68 [1d100=68]
  625. [23:08:44] <DJ> WOO
  626. [23:09:21] <~Aori_Radidjiu> ...your hands?  Maybe your clothes as gloves?  who the fuck knows.  Try kicking it open?
  627. [23:09:33] <Giantree> (1,1rip off Larissa's patchwork cloak and use it)
  628. [23:09:41] <DJ> "Dammit, I don't have time for this!"  He shoots the extinguisher at the door, then flips it open while it's hopefully cooled a bit.
  629. [23:09:48] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (Too bad Larissa can't roll Notice because she's too busy being insane
  630. [23:09:58] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Improvised weapon check!
  631. [23:10:05] <DJ> 1d100 OH GOD NO
  632. [23:10:05] <DiceMaid-9001> DJ, OH GOD NO: 30 [1d100=30]
  633. [23:10:26] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The door freezes, then cracks from the heat and shatters
  634. [23:10:39] <DJ> "..."
  635. [23:11:25] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Larissa assumably runs the fuck out
  636. [23:11:43] * Larissa without a moment of hesitation!
  637. [23:12:02] <~Aori_Radidjiu> And then you probably collapse against a wall because holy fuck do you hurt.
  638. [23:12:17] * Larissa once the adrenaline starts dying down, yup!
  639. [23:12:31] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (3+1+2 = 6 self-inflicted damage, plus the heat damage)
  640. [23:12:41] <Larissa> (but we dont need to know numbers)
  641. [23:12:49] <Larissa> ((but i guess all three wounds are minor and thus can be fixed!)
  642. [23:13:00] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (Indeed!)
  643. [23:14:22] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (You both also took heat damage, but that is also minor)
  644. [23:14:35] <Larissa> Time to sit there, gasping for breath. Not that there apparently was any smoke or anything (that'd be a shitty furnace if there was!), but holy fuck that was hot, and she just tried to break a metal door down. Cloak gets taken off, cause holy fuck could she use some air conditioning right now.
  645. [23:15:47] <DJ> DJ takes the extinguisher with him as he heads out to meet Larissa.  "So, how are you doing?  Can I help?"
  646. [23:17:14] <Larissa> "Everything fucking hurts."
  647. [23:17:56] <~Aori_Radidjiu> There's heat coming from the room, but now it has somewhere to vent, so while it warms up the hallway a little, it doesn't hurt or anything, and you're better that room is cooling too.
  648. [23:18:01] <~Aori_Radidjiu> *betting
  649. [23:19:43] <Kraken> (Betting that a room that was mysteriously rising in temperature in a haunted house is cooling down simply because you went to a different room? Fuck, we're bad at betting.)
  650. [23:20:01] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (It was rising in temperature because the furnaces were on.)
  651. [23:20:33] <Kraken> (>Haunted house)
  652. [23:21:08] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (~)
  653. [23:22:22] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (It's sad that I forgot music)
  654. [23:22:48] <Larissa> ( D: )
  655. [23:22:56] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (I would've linked http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmBX3IaCfPk if I remembered)
  656. [23:23:20] <Kraken> (That doesn't really scream "blazing inferno")
  657. [23:23:32] <Larissa> (yeah. i think that music is better after the fact rather than before)
  658. [23:23:41] <Larissa> (that said, youtube suggested this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgKqfDRoiSA for inferno music instead)
  659. [23:23:42] <DJ> "What do you wanna do now?  I don't know if we can handle much more of this."
  660. [23:23:48] <Kraken> (Also, corpse party music is kind of all the same thing)
  661. [23:23:57] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (I'm sorry ;_;)
  662. [23:24:00] <Larissa> (what you have to do is listen to oit on repeat and stuff)
  663. [23:24:03] <Kraken> (Okay THAT one there is different)
  664. [23:24:20] <~Aori_Radidjiu> ( http://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=JgKqfDRoiSA )
  665. [23:24:25] * Larissa looks to see if she got any wounds from the door, and to see if she has anything to treat them with. D:
  666. [23:24:25] <Giantree> (yeah I could've given you more horror vidya music if you asked)
  667. [23:24:32] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (Replace "youtube" with listenonrepeat)
  668. [23:24:38] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (...yeah I'll have to ask later.)
  669. [23:24:54] <Larissa> (i'd offer some but i dont have nearly enough D: )
  670. [23:24:54] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Your shoulder is busted up and bleeding.  You still have towels, somehow.
  671. [23:25:01] <Larissa> (i kind of avoid horror games :< )
  672. [23:26:46] <Kraken> (I played Amnesia ONCE before realizing it's really fucking boring and everyone else lacks testicular fortitude)
  673. [23:26:56] * Larissa goes about making bandages for it. If the towels are that flimsy, she cuts some material from her shirt or something, probably from the area that's wounded anyway.
  674. [23:27:12] <~Aori_Radidjiu> ROLL MIND
  675. [23:27:17] <Larissa> (i've played chzo mythos, but music in that series was used mostly scarcely and stuff)
  676. [23:27:24] <Larissa> 1d100
  677. [23:27:25] <DiceMaid-9001> Larissa, 1d100: 19 [1d100=19]
  678. [23:27:30] <Larissa> (once per each wound?)
  679. [23:27:42] <Larissa> (or once for the whole thing? because that WOULD cover the whole thing)
  680. [23:27:48] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (Also Jake, for what it's worth one of the things I linked was a remix of one of the other things I linked)
  681. [23:27:58] <Larissa> (and reduce it down to 3pts of damage because CNA'T FULLY HEAL WOUNDS BRO)
  682. [23:28:11] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (eeeeeh, once for the whole thing, because it's a pain to roll like 4 different times)
  683. [23:28:22] <Larissa> (19s are hax yo)
  684. [23:28:58] <~Aori_Radidjiu> 'kay, so you heal it up.  Not completely,b ut that feels waaay better.
  685. [23:29:02] <Kraken> ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUmD0T-IYn4 Found that "raging inferno" music...also, fun fact for Dave: Firelands music sucks in that department apparently)
  686. [23:29:38] <Larissa> (better raging inferno music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YH5MEyNuIM )
  687. [23:29:39] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Don also has minor damage from the flames, might want to go soak in some water or something.
  688. [23:29:53] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (PFFFFFFFFFFFFF)
  689. [23:30:10] <Kraken> (As an ex-marching band member: Bad Roara)
  690. [23:30:16] <Larissa> ( <3 )
  691. [23:30:30] <Kraken> (*of the biggest marching band in the world)
  692. [23:31:05] <DJ> "I got some burns, I'm gonna go run some water on them."  He heads to the break room.
  693. [23:31:15] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Miiind roll, Don~
  694. [23:31:32] <DJ> 1d100 Mine Droll
  695. [23:31:33] <DiceMaid-9001> DJ, Mine Droll: 94 [1d100=94]
  696. [23:31:36] <DJ> WOO
  697. [23:31:50] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Yeah you accidently run hot water on yourself.
  698. [23:31:55] <Larissa> Which door did they go through, anyway?
  699. [23:32:10] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Which one were you attacking?
  700. [23:32:11] <Larissa> Larissa takes the time to look to see what side of the creepy webs they came out at.
  701. [23:32:12] <DJ> (That was door 3, break room is 1, closet is 2)
  702. [23:32:36] <Larissa> And, if DJ screams in pain, she gets up to go rescue him, god damn it.
  703. [23:32:44] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (There was another door in the room, is the reason this is brought up)
  704. [23:32:48] <DJ> "...God, fuck!  Why's the hot knob on the right?!"
  705. [23:33:05] <Kraken> (Does General Education not cover faucets for that auto 15% success, or was this not a minor check?)
  706. [23:33:06] <Larissa> Okay good, he doesn't need rescuing, just... something.
  707. [23:33:27] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Since you went to the sink, it'd be the one you came in through, although with the room not trapped it'd be easy to get to the other side.  maybe.
  708. [23:33:30] <Larissa> (jake: haunted house)
  709. [23:33:39] <Kraken> (Fuck)
  710. [23:33:42] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (Jake: First Aid is not a minor check)
  711. [23:33:44] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (And ^)
  712. [23:33:51] <Kraken> (Turning on a faucet has never been considered first aid)
  713. [23:33:56] <DJ> (Also if I was thinking about it, I woulda used this for furnace room.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiJ7PNxEG0I )
  714. [23:34:13] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (not bad)
  715. [23:34:26] <Larissa> (but now we need calm not-inferno msuic D: )
  716. [23:35:11] <Kraken> (Hey, DJ is apparently a dumb motherfucker who burns himself with a faucet, that's inferno-worthy)
  717. [23:35:21] <~Aori_Radidjiu> DJ roll Notice.
  718. [23:35:29] <DJ> 1d100 FML
  719. [23:35:29] <DiceMaid-9001> DJ, FML: 66 [1d100=66]
  720. [23:35:35] <Larissa> (hey)
  721. [23:35:40] <Larissa> (you get +1 to your notice skill)
  722. [23:35:51] <Larissa> (not that it matters now, but you do!)
  723. [23:36:14] <Larissa> (the first time you roll doubles on a skill (not stat, just skill), you get +1 to it. once per session per skill :D )
  724. [23:36:14] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (...well, you'll find out what's up with that notice check next time, because fuck this campaign is going to be actually big.)
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