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Ways to send a car to Hell

Jun 3rd, 2014
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  1. Ways to send a car to Hell:
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  3. There are 1001 ways to destroy a car but I am going to cover only the ones that are the most fun (for you), the most destructive (for them), and the hardest to trace (for the cops).
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  5. - Place thermite on the hood, light it, and watch it burn all the way through the pavement!
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  7. - Tape a CO2 bomb to the hood, axel, gas tank, wheel, muffler, etc.)
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  9. - Put a tampon, dirt, sugar (this one is good!), a ping pong ball, or just about anything that will dissolve in the gas tank.
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  11. - Put potatoes, rocks, banannas, or anything that will fit, into the tailpipe. Use a broom handle to stuff 'em up into the tailpipe.
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  13. - Put a long rag into the gas tank and light it...
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  15. - Steal a key, copy it, replace it, and then steal the stereo.
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  17. - Break into the car. Cut a thin metal ruler into a shape like this: ----| | | | | | | < ----
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  19. Slide it into the outside window and keep pulling it back up until you catch the lock cable which should unlock the door. This device is also called a SLIM JIM. Now get the stereo, equalizer, radar detector, etc. Now destroy the inside. (A sharp knife does wonders on the seats!)
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  21. Have Fun!
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