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- (1:56:34 PM) carloina123: my cousins name is sofia
- (1:56:43 PM) Sofia: okay, that's nice to know
- (1:56:51 PM) carloina123: ya ok
- (1:56:55 PM) Sofia: I couldn't have lived not knowing this information, I appreciate it.
- (1:56:59 PM) Sofia: Thank you kindly.
- (1:57:11 PM) carloina123: ya im sure
- (1:57:27 PM) carloina123: i know your being sarcastic
- (1:57:46 PM) Sofia: no? I've been keeping a database of Sofias, seeing how many I can find.
- (1:57:52 PM) Sofia: You've made a large contribution, thank you.
- (1:58:01 PM) carloina123: really
- (1:58:21 PM) carloina123: you think im stupid i know youur not doing that
- (1:58:26 PM) Sofia: Yup! Your contributions to my project have improved the quality of humanity greatly.
- (1:58:36 PM) Sofia: I do not think you unintelligent.
- (1:58:52 PM) carloina123: ya im sure
- (1:59:03 PM) carloina123: your name is sofia right
- (1:59:08 PM) Sofia: Really, you've just taken society an entire step forward.
- (1:59:14 PM) Sofia: No, my name is Francis.
- (1:59:21 PM) carloina123: uh
- (1:59:31 PM) carloina123: ya your a boy or girl
- (1:59:52 PM) Sofia: Honey, I'm whatever you want me to be. ;)
- (2:00:06 PM) carloina123: ur kreepy
- (2:00:20 PM) Sofia: I told you, my name is Francis.
- (2:00:27 PM) carloina123: so your a boy
- (2:00:35 PM) Sofia: My a boy what?
- (2:00:46 PM) carloina123: your a boy or girlllllllllllll
- (2:01:09 PM) Sofia: I do not understand your inquiry.
- (2:01:19 PM) carloina123: i said your a boy right
- (2:01:32 PM) Sofia: You never provided an interrogative statement; thus, I have no answer for you.
- (2:01:38 PM) Sofia: My a boy what?
- (2:01:49 PM) carloina123: r you a male or female
- (2:02:01 PM) Sofia: Yes.
- (2:02:22 PM) carloina123: omg im freakin scared of you cuz your a braniac
- (2:02:37 PM) Sofia: You should not use the lord's name in vain.
- (2:02:41 PM) Sofia: My a brainiac what?
- (2:02:45 PM) Sofia: Is my brainiac on the loose?
- (2:02:50 PM) carloina123: im not
- (2:03:03 PM) carloina123: im not using gods name in vain
- (2:03:41 PM) Sofia: Excuse me, but I'm pretty sure using the term Oh my G-d is considered using the Lord's name in vain.
- (2:04:07 PM) carloina123: i said omg i consider that as oh my gosh
- (2:04:08 PM) Sofia: Now, I am a very devout Christian and I do not appreciate you using such language around myself.
- (2:04:09 PM) carloina123: ok
- (2:04:19 PM) Sofia: Oh, I understand.
- (2:04:23 PM) carloina123: ok
- (2:04:39 PM) carloina123: so now go to your bedroom and pray like crazy ok
- (2:04:52 PM) Sofia: I've already done so today.
- (2:04:56 PM) Sofia: Are you mocking my religion?
- (2:05:02 PM) carloina123: really
- (2:05:05 PM) carloina123: im not
- (2:05:06 PM) Sofia: Of course.
- (2:05:17 PM) carloina123: whatever sofia bye
- (2:05:29 PM) Sofia: I do not appreciate you disrespecting my beliefs.
- (2:05:35 PM) Sofia: I love my jesus.
- (2:05:38 PM) carloina123: im not
- (2:05:40 PM) Sofia: I love.
- (2:05:41 PM) Sofia: my.
- (2:05:42 PM) Sofia: jesus.
- (2:05:43 PM) carloina123: i love him to
- (2:05:47 PM) Sofia: to what?
- (2:05:56 PM) carloina123: i love god jesus and mother mary
- (2:06:12 PM) Sofia: Then you're obviously ignorant.
- (2:06:21 PM) carloina123: r u italian
- (2:06:34 PM) Sofia: Moreover, you've been spoonfed religious indoctrination from your birth.
- (2:06:49 PM) Sofia: You need to learn to think from an objective point of view, m'dear.
- (2:07:02 PM) carloina123: what does that mean
- (2:07:17 PM) Sofia: It means you must drop your dogmatic belifs and step into the light.
- (2:07:38 PM) carloina123: wait r u saying im a devil
- (2:07:40 PM) carloina123: \
- (2:07:41 PM) Sofia: I know, it's hard- but it must be done in the name of enlightenment and for society to move forward.
- (2:07:45 PM) Sofia: Yes, I'm afraid you are the devil.
- (2:08:10 PM) carloina123: :( you miht think your nice but your not
- (2:08:23 PM) carloina123: would you like it if i called you a devil
- (2:08:51 PM) carloina123: you just made me teribly sad
- (2:08:55 PM) Sofia: I'm just trying to help you.
- (2:09:02 PM) carloina123: ya bye being mean
- (2:09:10 PM) Sofia: You have to drop your religion, it's bringing you down.
- (2:09:12 PM) carloina123: you made me terably sad
- (2:09:24 PM) Sofia: Especially if the notion of being called the devil can bring you so close to dejection.
- (2:09:41 PM) carloina123: no oneis gonna make me lose my religian
- (2:10:06 PM) carloina123: im a christian ok so dont you even come close to aking me drop my religian
- (2:10:25 PM) Sofia: I'm sure you're very occupied with your religious dribble.
- (2:10:35 PM) Sofia: Though, have you even read the bible, my friend?
- (2:10:38 PM) carloina123: what does that mean
- (2:10:51 PM) Sofia: It was written by people on very strong hallucinogens.
- (2:11:24 PM) carloina123: you know wat i asked wat does it mean so respond
- (2:11:37 PM) Sofia: It means you're devoting yourself to stupidity.
- (2:11:55 PM) Sofia: Are you just buying into what you're told? Yes.
- (2:11:57 PM) carloina123: now wat does that mean
- (2:12:01 PM) Sofia: It helps to think for yourself.
- (2:12:17 PM) carloina123: wat do you mean wat im told
- (2:12:30 PM) Sofia: Think individualistically.
- (2:12:40 PM) Sofia: You were obviously spoonfed the idea of god.
- (2:12:42 PM) Sofia: There is no god.
- (2:13:03 PM) Sofia: Devote yourself to education and bettering yourself, not dumb fairytales.
- (2:13:19 PM) carloina123: leave me alon e cuz ishould of never clicked on you and all this time youve made me realy realy sad and now im depressed
- (2:13:27 PM) Sofia: God is the parallel of Santa Claus.
- (2:13:30 PM) Sofia: You're wrong.
- (2:13:33 PM) Sofia: You are wrong.
- (2:13:35 PM) Sofia: And are the devil.
- (2:13:43 PM) carloina123: your the devilllllllllllllllllllllllllll
- (2:13:55 PM) Sofia: You're a dreg to society and are the scum bringing us backwards.
- (2:14:14 PM) carloina123: wait did you all me a scum
- (2:14:20 PM) Sofia: Learn to overcome your fear of the truth.
- (2:14:21 PM) carloina123: and im not a drug
- (2:14:26 PM) Sofia: Yes, you are scum.
- (2:14:38 PM) Sofia: Now, if you educated yourself, you'd know scum is not a drug.
- (2:15:07 PM) carloina123: ok if somone told you your being very mean right now wat would you do about it
- (2:15:23 PM) carloina123: and i know scum does not mean drugs
- (2:15:31 PM) Sofia: Absolutely nothing, I am not being mean, I am preaching the truth.
- (2:15:38 PM) Sofia: What have I done to you?
- (2:15:42 PM) Sofia: Mean is subjective.
- (2:15:50 PM) Sofia: Your mean is my being nice and teaching you the right path.
- (2:16:02 PM) carloina123: ok so go preach somwere else
- (2:16:32 PM) Sofia: Well stop shoving your religion in my face, Jesus fucking Christ.
- (2:16:51 PM) carloina123: oh my and your a christine
- (2:17:15 PM) carloina123: you just said jesus fuckin christ and your a christiann
- (2:17:19 PM) Sofia: No, I've told you, my name is Francis.
- (2:17:34 PM) carloina123: im not asking for your name
- (2:17:45 PM) carloina123: you saidjesus fuckin christ
- (2:17:51 PM) Sofia: I don't own any Christians.
- (2:17:59 PM) Sofia: Slavery isn't very legal anymore, sorry.
- (2:18:06 PM) Sofia: Though I did own many a nigger in my day.
- (2:18:25 PM) carloina123: go to church lady cuz you said nigger and fuckin
- (2:19:13 PM) Sofia: I don't go to church to be fed lies.
- (2:19:28 PM) carloina123: do you believe in god
- (2:19:36 PM) Sofia: God is a lie.
- (2:19:43 PM) carloina123: no he is not
- (2:19:48 PM) Sofia: Prove it.
- (2:20:02 PM) carloina123: hes in heven now you are a devil
- (2:20:13 PM) Sofia: YOU'RE THE DEVIL
- (2:20:15 PM) Sofia: where is heaven?
- (2:20:30 PM) carloina123: no i never would sai the f word or n word
- (2:20:38 PM) Sofia: That's okay.
- (2:20:44 PM) Sofia: Where do you think heaven is?
- (2:20:50 PM) carloina123: in the sky
- (2:20:54 PM) Sofia: Where in the sky?
- (2:21:00 PM) Sofia: On top of the clouds?
- (2:21:07 PM) Sofia: There is no room for heaven.
- (2:21:07 PM) carloina123: deep deep deep in the sky
- (2:21:16 PM) Sofia: After you go past the sky, there is space.
- (2:21:24 PM) carloina123: no
- (2:21:26 PM) Sofia: The only room for heaven is in your imagination.
- (2:21:26 PM) carloina123: like
- (2:21:27 PM) Sofia: Yes.
- (2:21:30 PM) carloina123: in the clouds
- (2:21:34 PM) Sofia: We've sent astronauts into space.
- (2:21:38 PM) Sofia: What about when the sky is clear?
- (2:21:43 PM) Sofia: When there are no clouds.
- (2:21:58 PM) Sofia: The astronauts did not find a heaven.
- (2:22:06 PM) Sofia: There are planes flying around through clouds, no heaven there.
- (2:22:08 PM) carloina123: there are other places also with clouds and he travels with them
- (2:22:10 PM) Sofia: Do you know what clouds are?
- (2:22:13 PM) Sofia: Clouds are water.
- (2:22:19 PM) Sofia: Do you know what the water cycle is?
- (2:22:32 PM) Sofia: Water rises up into the sky and forms clouds, then it rains.
- (2:22:42 PM) Sofia: I'm sure you'll agree God isn't on one magical cloud.
- (2:22:46 PM) Sofia: There is no wizard in the sky.
- (2:22:48 PM) Sofia: You have no proof.
- (2:22:54 PM) carloina123: if your dead you see the heven if your not its just clouds
- (2:23:02 PM) Sofia: That's idiotic.
- (2:23:15 PM) Sofia: You've obviously been told this for too long.
- (2:23:22 PM) Sofia: When you're dead there's nothing left.
- (2:23:34 PM) Sofia: Life is just consciousness, when you die you lose feeling and there's nothing left.
- (2:23:36 PM) carloina123: leave me alon my darlin and let me ray
- (2:23:38 PM) Sofia: I'm sorry to break it to you.
- (2:23:41 PM) carloina123: and let me pray
- (2:23:46 PM) Sofia: You're praying to an empty sky
- (2:24:16 PM) carloina123: no o no no ok its god in there now leave me alone you devil
- (2:24:29 PM) Sofia: no you're the devil
- (2:24:40 PM) Sofia: you must be all red and scary
- (2:24:42 PM) Sofia: and devilish
- (2:24:43 PM) carloina123: no ok now l;eave me aloneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
- (2:24:43 PM) Sofia: in hell
- (2:24:51 PM) Sofia: is it hot down there?
- (2:24:59 PM) carloina123: im not a devil
- (2:25:05 PM) Sofia: since heaven is in the clouds hell must be inside the earth
- (2:25:07 PM) Sofia: deep in there
- (2:25:10 PM) carloina123: your oviesly gonna go to hell
- (2:25:14 PM) Sofia: even though there's only the core.
- (2:25:21 PM) Sofia: yeah I'll see you there, devil.
- (2:25:33 PM) carloina123: im not a devil im an angel
- (2:25:43 PM) Sofia: That would imply you're a nonexistent being
- (2:26:14 PM) Sofia: You're a figment of my imagination
- (2:26:19 PM) Sofia: then I can call you whatever I'd like
- (2:26:27 PM) Sofia: therefore I label you devil.
- (2:26:36 PM) carloina123: ok stop righting to me
- (2:26:44 PM) Sofia: I'll start lefting, then.
- (2:27:04 PM) Sofia: The devil is left handed, y'know.
- (2:27:19 PM) Sofia: If you're not the devil why would you ask me to left as opposed to right?
- (2:27:33 PM) carloina123: i dident say left
- (2:27:40 PM) carloina123: i said wrighting
- (2:27:52 PM) carloina123: and im a right handed
- (2:28:13 PM) Sofia: You must be the devil in disguise, then.
- (2:29:31 PM) Sofia: Well, I'm thoroughly convinced you're not worth my time and I've wasted too much on you.
- (2:29:39 PM) Sofia: Thank you for your contribution to my Sofia database, though!
- (2:30:02 PM) carloina123: im joking i dont have a cousin named sofia
- (2:30:44 PM) Sofia: You must be the devil, you told a lie, that's a SIN.
- (2:30:47 PM) Sofia: You're going to hell.
- (2:30:56 PM) carloina123: i said joking
- (2:31:14 PM) Sofia: You twisted the truth and made me believe a notion that is false.
- (2:31:18 PM) Sofia: You, therefore, lied.
- (2:31:35 PM) carloina123: you are a waist of my time bye
- (2:32:05 PM) Sofia: Better than to be a hip of time.
- (2:32:16 PM) carloina123: bye bye i said
- (2:32:17 PM) Sofia: Fare thee well!
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