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  1. Josie: So, Alex, I take it you’re still staying at Lou’s?
  2.  
  3. (Lou looks annoyed for a split second.)
  4.  
  5. Lou: Yes.
  6.  
  7. Alex: And it is the most comfortable couch I’ve ever slept on.
  8.  
  9. Josie: When are you getting your own place?
  10.  
  11. Alex: As soon as I find a roommate. Although I do like Lou’s place.
  12.  
  13. Lou: Ugh.
  14.  
  15. Josie: What’s the matter, Lou? You’ve got a new little roommate!
  16.  
  17. Lou: Five men in a house is too many.
  18.  
  19. Alex: I’m looking. I just have a lot to worry about between work, practices, and apartment hunting.
  20.  
  21. (Lou smiles.)
  22.  
  23. Lou: I know, buddy. I’ll probably even miss you a little when you’re gone.
  24.  
  25. Alex: Don’t worry; I’ll visit all the time.
  26.  
  27. (Josie looks surprised. Lou normal.)
  28.  
  29. Josie: Oh shit.
  30.  
  31. Lou: Yeah, oh shit is right. It’ll be like he never even left.
  32.  
  33. Josie: No, I mean oh shit, Chad Cooper just walked in.
  34.  
  35. (Lou looks enraged.)
  36.  
  37. Lou: CHAD FUCKING COOPER?! Where is he?
  38.  
  39. Josie: He’s standing by the door. (pause) Ohhh, we just made eye contact.
  40.  
  41. Lou: I’m gonna rip his eyes out.
  42.  
  43. Josie: Please tell me he isn’t coming over here.
  44.  
  45. Alex: He isn’t coming over here.
  46.  
  47. (Chad enters left. Lou is on the very right. Josie is MR. Alex “exits” left to make room.)
  48.  
  49. Chad: Hello, Street Couch.
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