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  1. Warning signs that you may be a scientologist:
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  3. If you consider life a survival competition.
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  5. If you pick on people with weaker bones than you, because they have weaker bones than you.
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  7. If you often disagree with reality even though your sure reality is being far more real than you.
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  9. If you worship Tom Cruise.
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  11. If all of your friends are really enemy and traitor if trusted but the tooth on it is they can be trusted as long as they don't know they have your trust.
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  13. If while an idiot can only push a noticed idiot button and say "ow." once or twice but you can push it infinitely until it can't work.
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  15. There are more but if you have one sign, you have them all.
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  17. Dr. HRB, PhD, D.S.
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