[08:59] * @Halaliel is a series of rotating Cores, 5 of them, White, Blue, Black, Red and Green. Dropping strange colored ooze into the ground, right above the Geofront.
[08:59] <@Halaliel> Your OD is, as usual, asleep.
[08:59] <@Halaliel> Without his guidance, the Conventional Forces are running in circles, or into each other.
[09:00] <@Halaliel> BRIDGE PLAYBOY BUNNY: OH MY GAWD GUYS THE OOZE IS LIKE THROUGH THE PROTECTIVE LAYERS AND STUFF
[09:01] <@Halaliel> ITS GOING TO KILL US OR SOMETHING
[09:01] <@Halaliel> YOU HAVE 8 ROUNDS TO MURDER IT.
[09:01] <Kat_Palmer> "How do we kill ooze."
[09:02] * @Halaliel is five cores orbiting around each other like an atom.
[09:03] * @Halaliel is hovering just above ground level, can be whacked like any other hovering angel can.
[09:05] <@Halaliel> "GUYS GUYS YOU HAVE TO KILL IT, ITS GOING DEEPER, JESUS CHRIST HOW HORRIFYING"
[09:05] <Kat_Palmer> "SHUT UP OR I'LL GO DEEPER INTO YOU, GEEZ"
[09:06] <Jack_Simmons> "This is how we kill it."  Jack replies as he jumps from the deployment platform and starts running at the things with his HAMMER flying from a cache and into his hands.
[09:07] <Nick_Briard> "Just calm down Bridge Bunny. I'll take the disgust away. With science."
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[09:12] * Kat_Palmer deploys and grabs her rocket launcher. "I will target the core. All the core."
[09:12] * Nick_Briard fails to gain enough information in his hard thought analysis. But its AT field is still an opportune target.
[09:13] * @Halaliel keeps orbiting slooowly and innocently.
[09:14] <Kat_Palmer> "Hope you guys know that I don't give a shit about any of you and that I'm gonna blow you up if you're in my way when I shoot this bad boy."
[09:16] <Nick_Briard> "Shit. Jack, ease of neutralisation and I'll take up the slack while I try to figure out what this fucker is up to. I'll be outside the blast from here, you won't be."
[09:18] <Jack_Simmons>  BUMBLE BEE EVA skids to a stop and swings his hammer up into the Angel with the force of 30 thousand bees.
[09:19] * @Halaliel is hit in the Black Core. The Impact seems to do nothing. The Green Core glows. And Jack's Chest fucking explodes.
[09:19] * @Halaliel ORBITS MUCH FASTER
[09:20] <Kat_Palmer> "Can someone explain what just fucking happened!?"
[09:23] <Nick_Briard> "I... I haven't completed my analysis yet. We can't be sure but, I guess it looked like it was maybe inert until it got hit. That said if it can explode an Eva like that whenever it feels like we might as well give up now."
[09:23] <Kat_Palmer> "FUCK THAT NOISE.  I'M GOING TO BLOW IT UP."
[09:24] <Jack_Simmons>  BUMBLE BEE EVA " *BZZZZZZZZ* " in pain!
[09:25] <@Halaliel> Bridge Playboy Bunny: "Use a fucking black background"
[09:25] <@Halaliel> "Christ."
[09:28] * Jack_Simmons and his eva are sort of kind of all right, besides the fact the their own armor is crushing them slightly
[09:28] * Nick_Briard has made a breakthrough!
[09:29] <Jack_Simmons> "I'M OK....I THINK."
[09:29] <Nick_Briard> "Team, it has some standard defensive capabilities, but a lot of those things are "wrong cores" or something. If you don't hit the true core, it'll hit you with a damage that only your AT field can defend against!"
[09:30] <Jack_Simmons> "YES. THANK YOU FOR FINDING THAT OUT SO SOON."
[09:30] <@Halaliel> Jack kind of renegerates. The entire thing glows.
[09:31] <@Halaliel> Nick finds himself LOSING BODY INTEGRITY.
[09:32] <Kat_Palmer> "Y'all guys are a bunch of fags.  If you blow them all up at once, then there's no need to worry.  Right?"
[09:33] <Jack_Simmons>  BZZZZZZZ, Bee Eva replies
[09:35] * @Halaliel stops orbiting as the Green Core is struck. No damage was dealt. Halaliel resumes orbiting.
[09:36] <Jack_Simmons> "....I'm guessing that means  Green is good!"
[09:36] * Earthflame (~Earthflam@Rizon-24894671.kt.cust.t-mobile.co.uk) Quit
[09:36] <Nick_Briard> "Well, thats another test. It acted differently. And yes Jack, thats what I'm thinking too."
[09:36] <@Halaliel> "AW JESUS GUISE IT LOOKS LIKE IT CAN ONLY TRANSFER IMPACTS FROM FOUR CORES INSTEAD OF ALL FIVE. NEWS AT ELEVEN."
[09:37] <Jack_Simmons> "CHRIST!  IT CAN TALK!"
[09:37] <@Halaliel> "ITS ME, THE PLAYBOY BRIDGE BUNNY, SILLY."
[09:37] <@Halaliel> "OF COURSE I CAN TALK"
[09:37] <Jack_Simmons> "....I knew that...."
[09:37] * Kat_Palmer shoots her rocket despite all warnings dead center
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[09:41] <Kat_Palmer> "Hey guys, did I do any- KABOOOOM!
[09:41] <@Halaliel> Four impacts are thrown back at Kat. The Green Core takes damage.
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[09:41] <Elly_Hall> Fuck.
[09:41] <Kat_Palmer> "RAWR"
[09:41] <Elly_Hall> My other computer was derping.
[09:42] <Jack_Simmons> "Did I hear the Director wake up?!"
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[09:44] <@Halaliel> "OH DEEHRECTHOR"
[09:44] <HLeviathan> Yeah/
[09:44] <HLeviathan> Other comptuer is borked.
[09:44] <HLeviathan> In the process of unborking it.
[09:44] <HLeviathan> That said, lets kick some ass.
[09:44] <Nick_Briard> "Operations director, my analysis has determined the enemy possesses some kind of AT field based attack that activates upon non-true cores experiencing damage."
[09:45] <@Halaliel> "THIS ANGLE CAN REDREECT ATTACKS TO ALL OF ITS BAHDEE PARTS SEHV FAR THE ONE VULNERABLE"
[09:45] <HLeviathan> "Does it switch which body part is vulenrable or do we just have to bitch smack the core around?"
[09:46] <HLeviathan> Right. You already started. Give me the rundown on what
[09:46] <HLeviathan> 's going on?
[09:46] <HLeviathan> Who's deployed, where are they, where is the Angel, etc...
[09:47] <Nick_Briard> "We have not yet determined sir."
[09:47] <Nick_Briard> Ok you have
[09:47] <Nick_Briard> Rocket Berserker
[09:47] <@Halaliel> The Green Core cracks and drops down to the ground. An A.T. Field springs from its remains.
[09:47] <Nick_Briard> hanging around some distance away
[09:48] <Nick_Briard> You have me, analysisTactician 20dm away doing most but not all neutralisation
[09:48] <@Halaliel> Use fucking adevadev, Christ
[09:48] * BlastOff is now known as Blast
[09:49] <@Halaliel> The Green Core reappears.
[09:49] * @Halaliel keeps orbiting.
[09:49] <Jack_Simmons> "BZZZZZZZ" Bee Eva replies angrily after failing to destroy the basterd.
[09:52] * HLeviathan is now known as Karla_Ortega
[09:52] <Karla_Ortega> "I totally fucking saw this in Chrono Trigger once."
[09:53] * Kat_Palmer 's eva talks. "REMEMBER, BRIDGE BUNNY. YOU SHOULD WARN THEM THAT IF THEY'RE IN MY WAY WHEN I GO, I'LL PROBABLY PREFER TO EAT THEIR FACES"
[09:53] <Kat_Palmer> "MAHBOI."
[09:53] <Jack_Simmons>  "BZZZZZZZZ"
[09:53] <Nick_Briard> "Ok, testing to see if what I think just happened..."
[09:54] * Nick_Briard fires another experimental pallet shot at Green
[09:55] <@Halaliel> The Green Core takes a bullet and disappears from sight entirely. The White Core glows, and Nick's Right Leg takes the Impact.
[09:56] <Jack_Simmons> "WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?!"
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[09:56] <Karla_Ortega> "It means hit the White Core."
[09:56] <Nick_Briard> "Ok, just as a hunch, I think Whites the go."
[09:57] <Karla_Ortega> "The core that attacks back is the real core. God. I'm buying you all a SNES if you survive this!"
[09:57] <Nick_Briard> "What is SNES? Some kind of icecream?"
[09:58] <Karla_Ortega> "IT IS THE BEST FUCKINC ICECREAM EVER."
[10:00] <@Halaliel> WHITE is smacked badly and explodes. Psychic Energy comes out and invades Kat's berserking head.
[10:01] <Kat_Palmer> "AHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM ALWAYS SUCCESSFUL!  NOW I WILL CONTINUE BERSERKING FOR NO RAISIN?"
[10:01] <@Halaliel> Blue, Black and Red remain.