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  1. [19:06:38] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You all burst out of the weird greenhouse place to find yourselves next to a patch of glowing trees!  In fact, you're next to the patch of glowing trees from before!
  2. [19:07:06] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "Ghhhhhh-"
  3. [19:07:28] <Steve> "Well...huh..."
  4. [19:07:52] * Lorelei sits up and sniffles first-thing, having finally finished the ramblings of "I didn't mean to."
  5. [19:09:32] * BIFF_VANDERHUGE just sort of flops on the ground.
  6. [19:09:33] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> Flop
  7. [19:10:20] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Okay, so!  There's a door in front of you, and another door a bit to the left on the same wall as that door in front of you!  There's a door on the same wall as the one you came out of, to your left, your right if you're facing the door you came in through, and there's a door on the wall where the hallways turns, to your left.
  8. [19:10:27] * Lorelei bites her lip and stands up to start giving a look around at the- thank you.
  9. [19:11:09] <~Aori_Radidjiu> There's a patch of trees past the turn in the hallway, meeting with the wall in front of you.
  10. [19:11:31] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "I guess we should see which doors aren't locked."
  11. [19:11:35] <Lorelei> So the trees are to our right right now?
  12. [19:11:39] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> Biff doesn't really seem to be showing signs of getting up, though.
  13. [19:12:17] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Sec while I edit out some of my notes for the current map so I can show you guys it
  14. [19:12:40] <Lorelei> "..."  Lore just stumbles up, wiping some tears, and gives Steve a glance for a second before heading over to the door in front of them and observing it.
  15. [19:13:39] * Steve follows the lass, in case he needs to ninja punch things in the face.
  16. [19:14:04] <~Aori_Radidjiu> http://i48.tinypic.com/140j6f.jpg
  17. [19:14:26] <~Aori_Radidjiu> ... http://oi48.tinypic.com/140j6f.jpg is the raw.
  18. [19:15:01] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (...and shit there was something I forgot to edit out.  oh well)
  19. [19:16:01] <Lorelei> (It's okay, we don't plan to go back for the chain sawd anyway, as much as we'd love to PSO through this)
  20. [19:16:16] <Steve> (I am dropkicking any rappies we see)
  21. [19:16:34] <Lorelei> (alright I hotkeyed resta let's go)
  22. [19:17:08] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Squiggly thick lines are trees.  Except for the one dividing rooms in the lower left corner.  That was me realizing those two rooms would be better seperate.
  23. [19:17:35] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> Eventually, Biff gets up and trails after them, before turning and testing the door on the right.
  24. [19:17:37] <Lorelei> Anyway door straight across from us, go!  Observing to see if there's anything unusual about the door at a glance before trying the knob.
  25. [19:18:41] <~Aori_Radidjiu> It opens! Well isn't that dandy!  Upon opening, you see...
  26. [19:18:42] <~Aori_Radidjiu> ...
  27. [19:18:53] <Lorelei> hi corpse
  28. [19:19:21] <Steve> The exit, we win
  29. [19:19:32] <~Aori_Radidjiu> An endless white expanse.  The door shuts behind you, as you're left in a...blank...room.
  30. [19:19:48] <Steve> There you go assuming we walk in immediately despite learning never to do that again...
  31. [19:19:52] <Lorelei> ^
  32. [19:19:53] <~Aori_Radidjiu> ...actually you didn't walk in
  33. [19:19:55] <~Aori_Radidjiu> I'm dumb
  34. [19:20:01] <Lorelei> Yeah we just... stood there and opened the door.
  35. [19:20:03] <~Aori_Radidjiu> hurrrrrrrrrrrrr
  36. [19:20:04] <Lorelei> Well Biff might've.
  37. [19:20:08] <Lorelei> That sounds pretty Biffy.
  38. [19:20:12] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Excuse me while I bang my head on a wall.
  39. [19:20:15] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> Biff was off fucking with another door
  40. [19:20:35] <Lorelei> Well this WAS the one the rightest we could get, did he have another right?
  41. [19:21:46] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Most of the other door are locked!  Except for the one to the left, on the wall to the left.  that one is pitch dark.
  42. [19:21:48] <~Aori_Radidjiu> So
  43. [19:21:51] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Pitch dark
  44. [19:21:59] <~Aori_Radidjiu> or blank white~
  45. [19:22:13] <Lorelei> Ain't havin' that shit.  Door status: slammed.
  46. [19:22:53] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "Any of you have a flashlight or a lighter?" Did he ask that before? He can't even remember, fuck.
  47. [19:23:11] <Lorelei> He did but guess who shakes her head anyway.  Hint: It's not transgendered Stever.
  48. [19:23:15] <Lorelei> .... -r
  49. [19:23:56] * Steve holds up Biff's phone, which he's had since Biff got swissed. It's since been switched to 1,1autistic airplane mode to conserve battery. "Just the bit of light your phone has.
  50. [19:24:18] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "Better than nothing, I guess."
  51. [19:24:18] <Steve> "
  52. [19:24:26] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "Room's completely dark."
  53. [19:24:31] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "What did you guys find?"
  54. [19:24:50] * Lorelei headshakes again because someone was confusing about WHICH room it was that was pitch-black.
  55. [19:24:58] <Steve> Steve, who isn't transgendered, I don't even, goes to hand Biff his phone, not taking the chance of the lamest phone breakage ever. Unless it was a Nokia.
  56. [19:25:03] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> (what)
  57. [19:25:11] <Steve> "White, lots of white."
  58. [19:25:13] <~Aori_Radidjiu> It was the one on the left wall.  Near the turn in the hallway.
  59. [19:25:22] <Lorelei> But the one in front of us was too, wasn't it?
  60. [19:25:22] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> (the one you guys opened was white, the one I opened was dark)
  61. [19:25:27] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The furthest left room you can access.
  62. [19:25:36] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Yeah, the one you and steve opened was white
  63. [19:25:41] <Lorelei> (oh, I see, I was kinda parsing it as.... like, it would've been white if we entered but looked dark from the outside?)
  64. [19:25:45] <Lorelei> (I get you now though my bad)
  65. [19:26:04] <Lorelei> "Yeah... didn't look like anything."
  66. [19:27:17] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> (/me headshakes)
  67. [19:27:17] <Aori_Radidjiu> Sorry if I'm being confusing~
  68. [19:27:18] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "Well... At least in there we'd see what was going on, right?"
  69. [19:27:26] <Steve> "The bad kind of white. Like, way beyond Dentist white. But you may still have a point."
  70. [19:27:51] <~Aori_Radidjiu> http://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=wLvJTfIyNic
  71. [19:28:03] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "Well, I don't want anyone throwing a fit if I pick the room, so go ahead, Steve."
  72. [19:30:07] * Lorelei prepares a cling but holds back on it, settling with drooping in place. Maybe still sniffling a little.
  73. [19:30:16] <Steve> "Considering the dark room is most surely brimming with traps, I suppose white it is." He walks back to the door reluctantly.
  74. [19:30:31] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Still white.  Really white.
  75. [19:30:37] * BIFF_VANDERHUGE follows Steve.
  76. [19:30:51] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Gaze into the white?  If you wanna' try to scan over the room before you enter, roll me Notice.,
  77. [19:31:19] <Steve> 1d100 Gogo Gadget Notice
  78. [19:31:19] <DiceMaid-9001> Steve, Gogo Gadget Notice: 17 [1d100=17]
  79. [19:31:25] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> 1d100 go go notice
  80. [19:31:26] <DiceMaid-9001> BIFF_VANDERHUGE, go go notice: 67 [1d100=67]
  81. [19:31:27] <Lorelei> "It's probably like that on purpose..."  Sniff.  "And the white room is actually scarier BECAUSE it looks nicer?"
  82. [19:31:28] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> nope
  83. [19:31:30] <Lorelei> 1d100 just to fit in
  84. [19:31:31] <Steve> Sweet, I just put points into it making that a success
  85. [19:31:32] <DiceMaid-9001> Lorelei, just to fit in: 12 [1d100=12]
  86. [19:31:54] <Lorelei> That's a success too~
  87. [19:32:02] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Steve and Lorelei notice...
  88. [19:32:28] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Some shifting silhouettes, kind of like static.  It's hard to pin down a shape on any of them, though.
  89. [19:32:52] <Lorelei> Okay NOW she clings to Steve, muttering something like "1,1nope."
  90. [19:33:15] <Steve> "...Uh...maybe we should go see how dark the other room is first..."
  91. [19:33:18] <Lorelei> meanwhile the player spurts 'nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope' but of course nobody hears that
  92. [19:33:30] <~Aori_Radidjiu> ~~~~~~
  93. [19:34:32] <Steve> Steve once again crosses over to the dark room to attempt to pierce through the gerdamned darkness. And possibly uses Biff's phone for a meager light source. And rolls Noterize.
  94. [19:34:36] <Steve> 1d100 Darkness gooooooo
  95. [19:34:37] <DiceMaid-9001> Steve, Darkness gooooooo: 92 [1d100=92]
  96. [19:34:42] <Lorelei> 1d100 I attack the darkness!
  97. [19:34:44] <DiceMaid-9001> Lorelei, I attack the darkness!: 30 [1d100=30]
  98. [19:34:48] <Steve> Shit that is dark
  99. [19:34:53] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Damn dark.
  100. [19:34:54] <Lorelei> Ha, that succeeds right on the dot!
  101. [19:35:23] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Notbad
  102. [19:35:28] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Whuz Biff doin'?
  103. [19:36:07] <Lorelei> ... Clarification purpose that was also notice, not, you know, a real attack on the darkness or anything.
  104. [19:36:46] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> Biff follows after, grumbles, notices.
  105. [19:36:49] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> 1d100 whee
  106. [19:36:49] <DiceMaid-9001> BIFF_VANDERHUGE, whee: 11 [1d100=11]
  107. [19:38:31] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Biff and Lorelei notice the thin outline of a table, with something on it, some shelves, and...a bed? Two beds.  A curtain. There's a desk too.  Maybe this is...an infirmary or something?  Weird that they'd need that in a Power Plant.  In addition...
  108. [19:38:48] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Lorelei notices a faintly gleaming eyeball in a jar on one of the shelves.
  109. [19:39:13] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> (anything extra I notice with dat 11?)
  110. [19:39:25] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (Hmmm, it is a double, so...)
  111. [19:40:02] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Biff notices that one of the cabinets on the desk is slightly ajar, and that there's a book on the desk.
  112. [19:40:07] * Lorelei doesn't even find it gross, kids love this stuff. Or maybe this particular kid is just secretly as much a freak as her sister. Still. "It's not really THAT dark..."
  113. [19:40:52] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You also notice that there's a window with blinds on it on the far side of the room.
  114. [19:40:58] <~Aori_Radidjiu> That's for both of you.
  115. [19:41:39] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "There's definitely stuff in here, but we'd better move carefully in the dark."
  116. [19:41:47] * Lorelei steps back and nods to Biff. "O-Okay... you can go first."
  117. [19:41:56] * BIFF_VANDERHUGE attempts to fetch another convenient glowing tree branch.
  118. [19:42:14] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The room smells of formeldehyde and alcohol.
  119. [19:43:55] <~Aori_Radidjiu> YOu get a glowy branch!  Yaaaay
  120. [19:44:06] <~Aori_Radidjiu> What do you do with the glowy branch in hand?
  121. [19:45:08] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> Use it as a torch! And also to sweep every few steps along the way as I proceed ultracautiously!
  122. [19:46:23] * Lorelei waits patiently as this happens and follows the jock behind. Maybe just a little smirk out of the others' LoS.
  123. [19:46:35] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Where in the room are you proceeding to, exactly?  The desk is right near the door, the table is a bit past that, with the shelves on the wall to the right nearby, followed by the curtain, which isn't pulled, so it's easy to avoid, and then the two beds, wtih lastly the window on the far wall.
  124. [19:47:17] <Lorelei> Ooh ooh, how high up are the shelves?
  125. [19:47:46] <~Aori_Radidjiu> A little too high for Lorelei to reach.  The eyeball is on one of the shelves.
  126. [19:47:55] <Lorelei> P e r f e c t ~
  127. [19:47:57] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You swear it's looking at you from inside the jar.
  128. [19:48:55] <Lorelei> "Um..."  Lorelei's smirk quickly fades as she tries to get the others' attention, pointing in the shelf's direction.  "Hold on... there's something important-looking up there but I... can't tell what it is."
  129. [19:49:35] <Lorelei> As ~innocent and sweetly~ as possible, "Could someone go see?"
  130. [19:49:49] * Steve stays back by the door, hoping to prevent further swissage caused by magic, evil doors that lock up.
  131. [19:50:17] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> Let's head to the desk. And ignore Lorelei.
  132. [19:50:24] <Lorelei> DID YOU SAY IGNORE?
  133. [19:50:34] <~Aori_Radidjiu> As stated before, there wa- oh dear.
  134. [19:50:39] <Lorelei> "P... Please?"
  135. [19:51:04] <~Aori_Radidjiu> A book and a slightly open drawer.
  136. [19:51:56] * Lorelei starts sniffling in place.
  137. [19:53:08] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> Yes, ignore.
  138. [19:53:14] <Lorelei> Ok fear trigger
  139. [19:53:33] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> Sweep the branch over the book in case traps btw
  140. [19:53:43] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Going a little crazy?  Or using that for something?
  141. [19:53:52] <Lorelei> 1d100 loli tantrum check
  142. [19:53:53] <DiceMaid-9001> Lorelei, loli tantrum check: 93 [1d100=93]
  143. [19:53:55] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You don't, see any obvious traps
  144. [19:53:56] <Lorelei> yes
  145. [19:54:08] <~Aori_Radidjiu> oh
  146. [19:54:10] <~Aori_Radidjiu> dear
  147. [19:54:29] <Lorelei> "Don't i-ignore me..."  The bratty little girl falls to her knees, bawling.
  148. [19:55:09] <Lorelei> "But..."  Sniffle sniffle baaww.
  149. [19:55:32] <~Aori_Radidjiu> failed box on isolation, of course.
  150. [19:55:43] <Lorelei> Up to three~
  151. [19:56:01] <~Aori_Radidjiu> ~
  152. [19:56:12] * Steve silently and swiftly removes his shoes and places them by the door frame such that hopefully they'd get caught if the door were to slam. He then walks over and leans down to Lorelei. "You okay?"
  153. [19:56:27] * Lorelei shivers uncontrollably and stands up, then- Oh, Steve'd.
  154. [19:56:30] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Biff, gonna' try reading the book?  Taking it outside?  Leaving?
  155. [19:56:44] * BIFF_VANDERHUGE is superfocused on making sure this book won't try to kill him if he picks it up.
  156. [19:57:01] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Roll me Notice, Biff!
  157. [19:57:24] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> 1d100
  158. [19:57:24] <DiceMaid-9001> BIFF_VANDERHUGE, 1d100: 20 [1d100=20]
  159. [19:57:30] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> passes
  160. [19:57:30] <Lorelei> Ponder... okay, that works.  She sticks her tongue out at the air for some reason and clings to Steve, crying.  "N-No, I'm so scared..."
  161. [19:57:34] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> can I roll aurasight too
  162. [19:57:38] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Go for it
  163. [19:57:54] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> 1d100
  164. [19:57:55] <DiceMaid-9001> BIFF_VANDERHUGE, 1d100: 93 [1d100=93]
  165. [19:57:58] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> noep
  166. [19:58:01] <~Aori_Radidjiu> wot is an aura
  167. [20:00:28] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> Okay, result of notice before I yoink the book
  168. [20:00:48] <Steve> "We'll be out of here soon enough. But I think this place tries using fear as a weapon, so if you can hold out until we escape, then you can be as scared as you want."
  169. [20:01:14] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The book is attached to the desk by a chain, kind of like the ones you see on pens in banks and the like.  There don't seem to be any other wires or weird things around the book or top of the desk, but you don't think you'll be able to remove the book from the table.  You could probably read it and keep it on the desk, though!
  170. [20:02:47] <Lorelei> "Okay... But could you...."  She takes a glance to her backpack then to Steve, going silent and pondering for a moment.
  171. [20:03:05] <Lorelei> ...
  172. [20:03:08] <Lorelei> 1d2
  173. [20:03:09] <DiceMaid-9001> Lorelei, 1d2: 2 [1d2=2]
  174. [20:03:46] <Lorelei> "... Go back outside?  I think I'm fine now... thanks..."
  175. [20:04:36] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> ...Can I take both the book and the desk outside
  176. [20:04:37] <Steve> "Sure thing!" He is reunited with his shoes, though they entered a terrible depression thinking he would never return.
  177. [20:05:00] <~Aori_Radidjiu> If you wanna' lift the desk, you can go ahead and try, you STRONK motherfucker
  178. [20:05:07] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> 1d100 fucker I'm stronk
  179. [20:05:07] <DiceMaid-9001> BIFF_VANDERHUGE, fucker I'm stronk: 44 [1d100=44]
  180. [20:05:10] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> yep
  181. [20:05:17] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Doubles, even
  182. [20:05:27] * Lorelei takes a deep breath and goes to see what Biff's doing.
  183. [20:05:43] * BIFF_VANDERHUGE lifts the desk and turns to stroll out. AIN'T NO THING.
  184. [20:06:00] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You heave that desk up, your muscles flexing and growing in size to make you look manlier as you take that desk out of the room.  Fuck da' po-lice
  185. [20:06:01] <Lorelei> Does he like, show off and lift it over his head?
  186. [20:06:05] <Lorelei> What a biff.
  187. [20:07:06] <~Aori_Radidjiu> ...is he really holding it right over his head?
  188. [20:07:37] <Steve> And then a thousand spiders fall out and down his shirt.
  189. [20:07:53] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> nah he probably wouldn't
  190. [20:08:03] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> what with the being shot in the arm before and shit
  191. [20:08:03] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Just in front of him?  Okay.
  192. [20:08:09] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> also fucking spiders ;_;
  193. [20:08:18] <~Aori_Radidjiu> ;_;
  194. [20:08:26] <~Aori_Radidjiu> So!  You set the desk down in the hallway?
  195. [20:08:31] * Lorelei watches and doesn't bother helping him.
  196. [20:08:43] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> Biff don't need your help, little girl
  197. [20:08:47] <Lorelei> GOOD.
  198. [20:08:53] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> And yeah. Back by the trees, so we have some light to read by
  199. [20:08:57] <Steve> Steve is more confused than impressed.
  200. [20:09:26] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Awwww right then!  The book is titled "Infirmary log"
  201. [20:09:32] <~Aori_Radidjiu> *Log
  202. [20:09:48] * Lorelei looks at the eyeball and shrugs.
  203. [20:10:04] <Lorelei> Even if it can look back, it probably can't shrug back.  Poor thing.
  204. [20:10:06] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The eyeball looks back at you
  205. [20:10:19] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Right into your eyes.
  206. [20:10:21] <Lorelei> "... Later," she whispers to nobody in particular.
  207. [20:10:30] <Lorelei> (inb4 gorgon)
  208. [20:10:31] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "Found this book, but couldn't read it in the dark. And it was chained to the desk." Biff says that as if it's obvious, and then starts flipping through the book.
  209. [20:10:42] <Steve> (The eyeball can only look into one eye by the way...)
  210. [20:10:51] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (I know)
  211. [20:11:08] <Steve> "Sure..."
  212. [20:12:13] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (I was gonna' say that it just felt specifying "into one of your eyes" instead of just using the typical figure of speech)
  213. [20:13:51] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (ANYWAY)
  214. [20:13:52] <Lorelei> Well as long as she doesn't suddenly turn to stone Lore gives not-nearly-enough fucks about everything else in the room and tries to head outside, insisting on leaving the others to go check the other doors.
  215. [20:15:11] <Lorelei> ... Actually, scratch doors, the patch of trees to see if it looks squeezable instead.
  216. [20:16:54] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Flipping through the book, at first you see it's a pretty cut and dry log of sick workers, the occasional injury or accident, typical things.  As you go along, the writing gets more and more erratic.  There's mentions of workers "Going insane" or being "gibbering wrecks".  The last few pages are written in red.  On the last two pages, there's a drawing of two hands.
  217. [20:17:09] <~Aori_Radidjiu> In red.
  218. [20:17:23] <Roara> (oh look, you guys caught the ghost red-handed. game over, we win)
  219. [20:18:15] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> (bad roary)
  220. [20:18:20] <Roara> ( :< )
  221. [20:18:47] <~Aori_Radidjiu> And then...the pages...ripple?
  222. [20:19:12] <Steve> (Boss fight? http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Byblos_(Final_Fantasy_V) )
  223. [20:19:41] * BIFF_VANDERHUGE jerks away from the book.
  224. [20:19:52] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The hands move, then fingertips start slowly emerging from the book.
  225. [20:20:52] <Lorelei> WHAT A TIME TO BE AWAY FROM THE ACTION
  226. [20:21:25] <~Aori_Radidjiu> By now the entire palms of the red hands, with long yellow nails, have emerged from the book.
  227. [20:22:13] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "Jesus FUCKING Christ!"
  228. [20:22:26] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Roll supernatural checks, everyone~
  229. [20:22:44] <Lorelei> Am I close enough to see it despite having run off to check if the trees are squeezable?
  230. [20:22:48] <Lorelei> ... Ah hell.
  231. [20:22:52] * Lorelei looks back at the shouting.
  232. [20:22:54] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> 1d100
  233. [20:22:55] <DiceMaid-9001> BIFF_VANDERHUGE, 1d100: 48 [1d100=48]
  234. [20:22:56] <Lorelei> 1d100 there we go
  235. [20:22:57] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> nope
  236. [20:22:57] <DiceMaid-9001> Lorelei, there we go: 93 [1d100=93]
  237. [20:22:58] <Steve> 1d100 Quick, get Bradbury!
  238. [20:22:59] <DiceMaid-9001> Steve, Quick, get Bradbury!: 48 [1d100=48]
  239. [20:23:01] <~Aori_Radidjiu> All Trees are squeezable, you cutie
  240. [20:23:03] <Steve> Failed like a boss
  241. [20:23:12] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> time to puch out some hands
  242. [20:23:16] <Lorelei> 1d100 okay then I am PANICSQUEEZING versus 33
  243. [20:23:17] <DiceMaid-9001> Lorelei, okay then I am PANICSQUEEZING versus 33: 18 [1d100=18]
  244. [20:23:31] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Pick your react- okay, Lorelei has. Steve?
  245. [20:23:40] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Frenzy? Paralysis?  Flight?
  246. [20:23:41] * Lorelei eeps and squeezes through the trees in a mad... well it's not a dash. A mad squeeze.
  247. [20:25:15] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You're in an earlier part of the building!  Congrats Lorelei.
  248. [20:25:28] * Steve doesn't like the cut of the jib of bookhands. Ain't no hands gonna stomp into mah house and do whatever hands do to my friends. GONNA PUNCH BOOKHANDS IN THE...COVER.
  249. [20:25:35] * Steve raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage.
  250. [20:25:55] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The squished remains of the zombie from before are near where you are, Lorelei~
  251. [20:25:57] <~Aori_Radidjiu> ALL RIGHT
  252. [20:25:59] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Steve
  253. [20:26:00] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Biff
  254. [20:26:02] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Roll Initiative
  255. [20:26:05] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Or pick.
  256. [20:26:24] <Steve> Keeping my static 22.
  257. [20:26:25] <Lorelei> Nono hold on, I squeezed through the trees on the LEFT side of the map, not the RIGHT.
  258. [20:26:50] <Lorelei> Sorry, thought that was clearer since they were the closest to the room and etc
  259. [20:26:50] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> keeping my static
  260. [20:26:59] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Oh, then you're near...bathrooms?  Weird.
  261. [20:27:16] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Actually wait no not yet
  262. [20:27:22] * Lorelei hides regardless~
  263. [20:27:22] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You're between two sets of trees
  264. [20:27:29] <~Aori_Radidjiu> To the left is a room marked "STAIRS"
  265. [20:27:44] <~Aori_Radidjiu> No other doors in this area.  Squeeze forward?  Try stairs?
  266. [20:27:55] <Lorelei> Hmm... yeah, just hiding out for now until it seems like something's coming in this direction.
  267. [20:27:58] <Lorelei> Have fun, you two!
  268. [20:29:20] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Okay, so 22 and 30
  269. [20:29:29] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Sec while I go get music
  270. [20:29:45] <Lorelei> (I'm still blasting vanias.  Give them Shudder.)
  271. [20:30:26] <~Aori_Radidjiu> http://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=qO6LWQhvzRw Nope sorry
  272. [20:32:00] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Book-hands turn!  They jump off the table, the chain snapping, as they emerge further, up to the elbows!  They land next to Biff and...Wham!
  273. [20:32:07] <~Aori_Radidjiu> 1d100 Struggle
  274. [20:32:07] <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Struggle: 97 [1d100=97]
  275. [20:32:13] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Whiff.
  276. [20:32:27] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Biff!
  277. [20:32:40] <Lorelei> (... Yeah, Shudder doesn't even really fit anyway.)
  278. [20:33:17] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> 1d100 haul off like a motherfucker
  279. [20:33:18] <DiceMaid-9001> BIFF_VANDERHUGE, haul off like a motherfucker: 66 [1d100=66]
  280. [20:33:22] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> nope
  281. [20:33:36] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (Why didn't I realize NOcturne music was perfect for the battles in this game until now? ;_;)
  282. [20:33:38] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Steve!
  283. [20:33:56] <Steve> 1d100 Fuck honed martial arts, Falcon PAUNCH!
  284. [20:33:56] <DiceMaid-9001> Steve, Fuck honed martial arts, Falcon PAUNCH!: 89 [1d100=89]
  285. [20:33:58] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> (try shadow hearts 2 music bro)
  286. [20:34:00] <Steve> Very nope
  287. [20:34:48] * Lorelei peeks through the trees while hiding. Cheerleader mode initiate!
  288. [20:34:54] <Lorelei> ... Too bad it doesn't actually do anything.
  289. [20:35:06] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Book!  The arms emerge even more, a head popping up along wiht the shoulders!  It's...
  290. [20:35:32] <~Aori_Radidjiu> A goat head.  It emits a shriek at Biff!
  291. [20:35:37] <~Aori_Radidjiu> 1d100
  292. [20:35:37] <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 1d100: 6 [1d100=6]
  293. [20:35:47] <Lorelei> NOPE NOPE NOPE back to hiding.
  294. [20:35:58] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> aaaaaaaaaaa
  295. [20:36:01] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The sound cuts right inot Biff, creating a visible laceration on his body!
  296. [20:36:10] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Biff!
  297. [20:36:20] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> 1d100 HAUL OFF
  298. [20:36:20] <DiceMaid-9001> BIFF_VANDERHUGE, HAUL OFF: 44 [1d100=44]
  299. [20:36:35] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> not actually a success ;_;
  300. [20:36:36] * Lorelei escapes to the other side of the tiny tree close-in and huddles up.
  301. [20:36:44] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Roll squeeze~
  302. [20:36:51] <Steve> Have fun with your matched fail
  303. [20:37:07] <~Aori_Radidjiu> And actually all of you roll Supernatural checks becuase that was fucking magic
  304. [20:37:10] <Lorelei> Oh, no, not LEAVING it.
  305. [20:37:15] <Lorelei> Just... not peeking through it anymore.
  306. [20:37:21] * Steve doesn't have to because he's already Frenzied, motherfucker D:
  307. [20:37:32] <Lorelei> 1d100 oh ok, what a time to peek!
  308. [20:37:32] <DiceMaid-9001> Lorelei, oh ok, what a time to peek!: 98 [1d100=98]
  309. [20:37:45] * BIFF_VANDERHUGE is already frenzied too
  310. [20:38:32] <Lorelei> Alright then!  That 'hiding' is more like 'suddenly being ready to vomit and opening the stairs door.'
  311. [20:38:42] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Oh right
  312. [20:39:05] <Lorelei> ... Technically I was already panicking but I like this turnout too.
  313. [20:39:07] <Lorelei> Failing is fun!
  314. [20:39:15] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Anyway, Steve
  315. [20:39:31] <Steve> 1d100
  316. [20:39:32] <DiceMaid-9001> Steve, 1d100: 78 [1d100=78]
  317. [20:39:38] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Shitrolls
  318. [20:39:38] <~Aori_Radidjiu> are shit
  319. [20:39:44] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Book!
  320. [20:39:49] <Steve> Just biding my time for a 1, bro.
  321. [20:40:09] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Torso emerges, the goat emitting another shriek at Steve this time!
  322. [20:40:12] <~Aori_Radidjiu> 1d100
  323. [20:40:12] <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 1d100: 75 [1d100=75]
  324. [20:40:36] <~Aori_Radidjiu> 1,1Flipflopped to work
  325. [20:40:50] * Lorelei spends this time running through whatever's in the stairs door, if it opens.
  326. [20:41:32] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Steve gets fucking blasted, oh shit that shriek hurts oh god your ears hurt oh god
  327. [20:41:33] * Steve would wish he was calm enough to be able to use effective tactics if he was calm enough to recognize he wasn't calm enough.
  328. [20:41:34] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Biff!
  329. [20:42:12] * BIFF_VANDERHUGE starts digging in his pockets and comes up with a can of beer!
  330. [20:42:19] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> 1d100 SLAM THE BEER ON THE BOOK
  331. [20:42:19] <DiceMaid-9001> BIFF_VANDERHUGE, SLAM THE BEER ON THE BOOK: 41 [1d100=41]
  332. [20:42:19] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Should be calming down from the initial check by now, yeah.
  333. [20:42:24] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> flipflop~
  334. [20:42:26] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Success!
  335. [20:42:39] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "Steve! You're a boyscout, right? SET THE DAMN THING ON FIRE!"
  336. [20:42:50] <Steve> (We're not going with the whole "stress lasts until thing that triggered it" is gone thing?)
  337. [20:43:07] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The book is completely doused in beer, the goat screaming like you cut off part of it.  (Two rounds.)
  338. [20:43:18] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (I'm going with two rounds.)
  339. [20:43:34] <~Aori_Radidjiu> So that you guys aren't complete derps for this whole fight
  340. [20:44:06] <Steve> "Goddamnit, I told you I required two sticks and lots of time, I'm not a fucking dragon!" Deep breath. Must punch hole in its face.
  341. [20:44:08] <Steve> 1d100
  342. [20:44:09] <DiceMaid-9001> Steve, 1d100: 31 [1d100=31]
  343. [20:44:22] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Hole.  Punched.
  344. [20:44:43] <~Aori_Radidjiu> It retaliates to that PAUNCH with another...oh my god
  345. [20:45:03] <~Aori_Radidjiu> This time it fires a fucking laser-eye beam
  346. [20:45:19] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Screaming in a way that's human and yet not human at the same time
  347. [20:45:24] <~Aori_Radidjiu> 1d100
  348. [20:45:24] <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 1d100: 43 [1d100=43]
  349. [20:46:00] <~Aori_Radidjiu> It hits Steve hard, holy shit everything hurts he feels like he got hit with a truck
  350. [20:46:49] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You're sore all over, your vision's dimming, ow ow ow
  351. [20:46:51] <Steve> (Too bad I just read that the Do Two Things At Once can only be attempted after the success of a different speed skill. Damnit.)
  352. [20:47:19] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "Fuck no, you piece of shit book!"
  353. [20:47:30] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> 1d100 VANDERHUGE PUNCH
  354. [20:47:30] <DiceMaid-9001> BIFF_VANDERHUGE, VANDERHUGE PUNCH: 22 [1d100=22]
  355. [20:47:43] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Cherry!
  356. [20:47:45] * Steve holds his hands up to his face as he stumbles a bit. Hasn't felt something that painful in a hell of a while.
  357. [20:48:07] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Steve feels like he's going to die.  Oh god he's going to die
  358. [20:49:04] * BIFF_VANDERHUGE tries to divert the book's attention ;_;
  359. [20:49:34] <Steve> (Biff gets to pick his cherry effect by the way)
  360. [20:49:51] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> (cherry effect?)
  361. [20:49:57] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Pick Big Hurt, Blind, Dazed, Gimme (useless here), Knock Down, Kung Fu Grip, Monkey Dodge, More Hurt, New Damage, Second Helping, or Turning Tide.
  362. [20:50:10] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Big Hurt makes your punch do firearms damage
  363. [20:50:16] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> let's do that
  364. [20:50:26] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> maybe I'll punch it so hard it ignites
  365. [20:51:16] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Blind gives a -30% shift to everything but no damage, Dazed is damage and -10% shift, Knock down is obvious (and moves them in the turn order), blah blah blah
  366. [20:51:36] <~Aori_Radidjiu> I almost want to force you to Knock down since I have megaten music blasting but sure, big hurt
  367. [20:51:53] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> too bad
  368. [20:51:55] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You punch it so hard it explodes
  369. [20:51:56] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> firearms damamge
  370. [20:52:01] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> THIS FIST OF MINE
  371. [20:52:37] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "Fucking hell. Steve, you okay dude?"
  372. [20:52:50] * BIFF_VANDERHUGE rushes over to help ;_;
  373. [20:52:59] <~Aori_Radidjiu> It explodes so hard it hurts you a little, but FUCK IF YOU CARE YOU JUST MADE A DEMON EXPLODE .  There's a red pentagram that where the demon used to be.
  374. [20:53:05] <Lorelei> ... So what's in the stairs room?
  375. [20:53:06] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Steve
  376. [20:53:12] <~Aori_Radidjiu> 1,1It's locked
  377. [20:53:28] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Steve looks terrible.
  378. [20:53:28] <Lorelei> 1,1Oh, should've said that earlier so I could've squeezed into the next section like 3 rounds ago
  379. [20:53:50] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You didn't say you tried the door!
  380. [20:53:53] <Lorelei> Did too!
  381. [20:54:05] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Oh, then I was too busy with the fight.
  382. [20:54:06] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> 1d100 patching steve up
  383. [20:54:07] <DiceMaid-9001> BIFF_VANDERHUGE, patching steve up: 10 [1d100=10]
  384. [20:54:11] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> hey aori
  385. [20:54:12] <Lorelei> >in the stairs door, if it opens.
  386. [20:54:15] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> hey aori
  387. [20:54:16] <Lorelei> ... okay a little indirect
  388. [20:54:19] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> I'm going to FLIP THAT
  389. [20:54:22] <Lorelei> 1d100 retroactive squeeze anyway
  390. [20:54:23] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> FOR MY BRO
  391. [20:54:23] <DiceMaid-9001> Lorelei, retroactive squeeze anyway: 58 [1d100=58]
  392. [20:54:26] <~Aori_Radidjiu> I
  393. [20:54:27] <~Aori_Radidjiu> don't
  394. [20:54:28] <~Aori_Radidjiu> even
  395. [20:54:36] <Steve> Brolaf to the max
  396. [20:56:09] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You flex your muscles, shredding your shirt to ribbons, then use some of the beer left in the can to disinfect the giant gash in Steve's shoulder, before wrapping it with the entirety of the remainder of your shirt, firmly bandaging it.
  397. [20:57:42] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "You okay, Steve? STEVE! Hang in there!"
  398. [20:58:02] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Oh dear god does that feel better now that it's bandaged, Steve
  399. [20:58:50] * Steve lifts his head, a state of mind akin to being hopped up on booze, painkillers, and sleep medicine all at once. "Biff...you have really small nipples." It's canon now.
  400. [20:59:20] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Your vision's still a bit fuzzy, and you're still sore and hurting, but man is that better.
  401. [20:59:42] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "Why the hell are you staring at my nipples? That shit's gay."
  402. [21:00:01] <Lorelei> How does the squeezing fail?  Is it okay to just come back as a minor now that the combat's calmed down?
  403. [21:00:18] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Oh right
  404. [21:00:28] <~Aori_Radidjiu> sorry I was distracted by Biff's CRIT SUCCESS
  405. [21:00:38] <Lorelei> it's okay, it can be said in here too
  406. [21:00:38] <Steve> "Whatever, man, thanks." He forces a grin despite his everything still feeling painful.
  407. [21:00:41] <Lorelei> 4,1hurt my loli
  408. [21:00:52] <Steve> So lewd.
  409. [21:00:55] <Lorelei> So.
  410. [21:01:43] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You catch your dress on a branch, which rips a big hole near your hip, leaving a big cut, and 1,1exposes your panties
  411. [21:01:53] <Lorelei> 1,1Teddy bear, canon.
  412. [21:02:04] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> 1,1 shame on you aori
  413. [21:02:17] <Lorelei> "Ah..."  WELL GUESS WHO ISN'T COMING BACK TO GREET THE OTHERS.
  414. [21:02:33] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "So. Uh."
  415. [21:02:36] <Lorelei> "... Ow ow ow."
  416. [21:02:53] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> Biff helps Steve up and then goes to check the pentagram. AURASIGHT GO
  417. [21:02:55] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> 1d100
  418. [21:02:55] <DiceMaid-9001> BIFF_VANDERHUGE, 1d100: 6 [1d100=6]
  419. [21:03:00] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> AURASIGHT IS GO
  420. [21:03:01] <Lorelei> 6 more like 6.66
  421. [21:03:11] <~Aori_Radidjiu> What the fuck biff
  422. [21:03:19] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> these guns are on fire
  423. [21:03:43] <Steve> But 6.66 is more like 7...which ate 9.
  424. [21:03:48] <Steve> Thus, 69.
  425. [21:03:57] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> that shit's gay bro
  426. [21:04:44] <~Aori_Radidjiu> It's almost completely faded by now, but your aurasight lets you see it.  There's...darkness rising up from it, with a faint red outline around the little bubbles of darkness going up, and eventually popping.  It...hurts to look at.
  427. [21:05:08] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "Guh."
  428. [21:05:21] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "We should probably do something about that before we move on."
  429. [21:05:31] * BIFF_VANDERHUGE shoves the desk over the spot.
  430. [21:05:48] <Steve> "Like.." He rubs his head, groaning. "Like what? Wait, where's Lorelei?"
  431. [21:06:06] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "...She ran off, I think."
  432. [21:06:10] <Lorelei> "Auuuhhh..."  Probably out of hearing range.
  433. [21:06:49] <~Aori_Radidjiu> It accumulates under the desk, popping when it hits the bottom of it, but you swear you can see...something past the darkness, now that it's more condensed.  1,1A pair of glowing yellow eyes, and grinning, sharp, bloodstained teeth, leaking blood constantly.
  434. [21:08:29] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "Shit Steve, can you run?"
  435. [21:08:45] * Lorelei ... goes ahead and tries to crawl out by now, slowly and less panick-y.
  436. [21:09:00] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Autosuccess, Lorelei
  437. [21:09:24] <Lorelei> Yeah okay, she comes out holding the torn spot though.  ... And crying, which it seems she's pretty good at.
  438. [21:09:39] <Lorelei> "Owowow... is... it over?"
  439. [21:09:40] <Steve> "Uh...let me see" He attempts to stand on his own and see how fast he can move without collapsing in a heap.
  440. [21:10:00] * BIFF_VANDERHUGE lends Steve his MANLY SHOULDER if need be
  441. [21:10:21] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Now that you're good and bandaged, and the bleeding has stopped, you can walk, but it's hard to focus, and man does all the pain make you feel a little loopy.
  442. [21:10:51] <Lorelei> !!
  443. [21:11:16] * Lorelei limps over to Steve, her hair doing that anime thing and drooping. "What happened?"
  444. [21:11:26] <Roara> (late, but, aori: lewd D:< )
  445. [21:11:35] <~Aori_Radidjiu> 1,1By the way, that drawer that was open on the desk is still open.
  446. [21:11:40] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "Guys can we talk about this later? We really need to move."
  447. [21:11:58] <Steve> "The book...goat...thing...shot a...laser beam...but yeah, listen to Biff, we should go...do we have an option other than the white?"
  448. [21:12:12] <Lorelei> "... 'Kay."  She pauses a second.  "There are stairs that way, but..."
  449. [21:12:33] * Lorelei still has her dress bunched up au au lewd.
  450. [21:12:46] * BIFF_VANDERHUGE takes a minute to loot the drawer because presumably he noticed it when he was AURASIGHTING
  451. [21:12:57] <~Aori_Radidjiu> There's a key inside!
  452. [21:13:05] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> Key get!
  453. [21:13:55] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> Okay now let's gtfo
  454. [21:14:04] * Lorelei takes the moment while Biff leaves to offer Steve a GIRLY SHOULDER.
  455. [21:14:07] <Lorelei> ... Probably doesn't help as much.
  456. [21:14:45] * Steve finally notices Lorelei is not quite performing the activity of movement in standard Lorelei manner. "You okay?" He also doesn't want to potentially crush her, but pseudo-takes the shoulder like the stand up man he is.
  457. [21:14:54] <Steve> Even if he can't stand up very well right now.
  458. [21:15:02] <Lorelei> She just doesn't want him to collapse ;_;
  459. [21:15:05] <~Aori_Radidjiu> For open rooms
  460. [21:15:07] <~Aori_Radidjiu> There's plant room
  461. [21:15:12] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Dark infirmary
  462. [21:15:14] <~Aori_Radidjiu> And White
  463. [21:15:18] <Lorelei> ... But yeah, can probably barely handle that weight.
  464. [21:15:26] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You could try the key on either of the doors, too.
  465. [21:15:52] <Lorelei> "Yeah.. fine.  Come on."
  466. [21:16:02] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Since there are two locked doors in the immediate area.
  467. [21:16:07] * Lorelei tries to drag uuuuuuu preteenstrength
  468. [21:16:53] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "Which way leads out of here, Lorelei?"
  469. [21:17:24] <Lorelei> "I dunno... Probably the one I found."
  470. [21:17:57] <Lorelei> "Through there," she nigh-tauntingly points to the trees that the others will probably have trouble squeezing through.  Nyeh!
  471. [21:17:59] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The stairs had trees on either side of them, though, so in order for someone not-Lorelei to reach them, they'd have to get rid of the trees.
  472. [21:18:08] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "...Well. Fuck."
  473. [21:18:18] * BIFF_VANDERHUGE checks the other doors with the key.
  474. [21:18:45] * Lorelei wiggles Steve around. "Can... Can you stand up? Does it hurt a lot?"
  475. [21:18:58] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The Northern one that shares a wall with WHITE doesn't fit.  The southern one that shares a wall with PLANTS does, though.
  476. [21:19:08] * Lorelei turns to the side and glares to the air, then goes back to worriedfacing at the martial fartist.
  477. [21:19:11] <Steve> "I can stand, and walking isn't so bad. Hopefully I won't have to run for my life in the immediate future."
  478. [21:19:37] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "I guess we're going in here."
  479. [21:19:42] <Lorelei> "Okay... I can walk too... even though it really hurts."
  480. [21:19:43] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "Unless anyone else has a better idea."
  481. [21:19:51] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You open the door to see...
  482. [21:19:57] * Lorelei headshakes. "Sure, let's go."
  483. [21:20:08] <Lorelei> Limp limp limp.
  484. [21:20:35] <Lorelei> ... she didn't do much about that cut though, maybe there's blood running down her leg or something by now just to be full-on attentionwhore.
  485. [21:20:58] <~Aori_Radidjiu> A room full of trash and desks.  there's discarded paper, mouse traps, empty cans, books, and other assorted things laying on the ground.
  486. [21:21:11] <~Aori_Radidjiu> There's a filing cabinet in the corner.
  487. [21:21:21] <~Aori_Radidjiu> And yes, Lorelei, there is blood running down your leg.
  488. [21:21:26] <Lorelei> Hot.
  489. [21:21:33] <Lorelei> ... Okay, blood is more 'warm.'
  490. [21:21:34] * BIFF_VANDERHUGE has no more shirt to give, so she'll have to deal w/it
  491. [21:21:50] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Giiiive me notice!~
  492. [21:22:05] * Lorelei is a little unsettled by it but bites her lip and goes on.
  493. [21:22:08] <Lorelei> 1d100 I wanna notice too!
  494. [21:22:08] <DiceMaid-9001> Lorelei, I wanna notice too!: 75 [1d100=75]
  495. [21:22:13] <Lorelei> Nope, don't care!
  496. [21:22:17] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> 1d100 too bad you can't notice
  497. [21:22:17] <DiceMaid-9001> BIFF_VANDERHUGE, too bad you can't notice: 1 [1d100=1]
  498. [21:22:20] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> I ON THE OTHER HAND
  499. [21:22:25] <~Aori_Radidjiu> what
  500. [21:22:26] <Lorelei> WELP
  501. [21:22:28] <~Aori_Radidjiu> the
  502. [21:22:30] <~Aori_Radidjiu> fuck
  503. [21:22:35] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Biff
  504. [21:22:45] <Haiiro-Honoo> (He took all your good rolls)
  505. [21:22:47] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Three crit successes so far in this game from him
  506. [21:23:12] <Lorelei> Big idiot failing failures.  ... Get it, he fails at failing?  Because he succeeds?
  507. [21:23:14] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> (bow before your fratboy god)
  508. [21:23:42] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Steve?
  509. [21:23:48] <Steve> 1d100 Fucking toothpaste, man
  510. [21:23:48] <DiceMaid-9001> Steve, Fucking toothpaste, man: 63 [1d100=63]
  511. [21:24:47] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Well, only Biff notices shit
  512. [21:24:53] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Biff sees all of the mouse traps
  513. [21:24:56] <~Aori_Radidjiu> A few trip wires
  514. [21:25:42] <~Aori_Radidjiu> And that the bottom filing cabinet is slightly open, and something shiny is in it.
  515. [21:25:49] <Steve> 1d100 Bonus notice roll for blood running down Lorelei's 1,1sexy leg.
  516. [21:25:49] <DiceMaid-9001> Steve, Bonus notice roll for blood running down Lorelei's 1,1sexy leg.: 59 [1d100=59]
  517. [21:25:49] * Lorelei wiggles the bloodleg and looks at it oddly instead of paying attention to the room. Ow still.
  518. [21:26:07] * Steve manages to comprehend that that is red on Lorelei's leg. "Uh...Lorelei?"
  519. [21:26:14] <Lorelei> "Hmm?"
  520. [21:26:22] <Steve> "You've got...red on you."
  521. [21:26:39] * Lorelei looks at him oddly. "Yeah... I got hurt."
  522. [21:26:51] <Lorelei> "..."
  523. [21:27:04] <Steve> "Oh...well...you should clean that up before something bad happens."
  524. [21:27:10] <Lorelei> "Can you go and see what's in there too?  I'll stand watch..."
  525. [21:27:21] * BIFF_VANDERHUGE meanwhile, uses his trusty tree branch to set off the tripwires before he gets close as he goes in! The mousetraps are easier to just avoid.
  526. [21:27:36] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Whish whish whish!
  527. [21:27:50] <Steve> "Not sure how useful I'll be...but...okay..." Robbed of his ability to make rational decisions, he stumbles after Biff.
  528. [21:28:08] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> (don't worry bro, I'll save you)
  529. [21:28:12] <~Aori_Radidjiu> YOu manage to disarm a good number of trip wires, however, the footing in this room is pretty bad, and it's easy to lose your balance when you're walking on junk.
  530. [21:28:20] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Roll speed to keep balance as you go about the room.
  531. [21:28:35] * Lorelei gives him a worried nod of good luck, and... as soon as he's gone crumples against the wall in a heap, sighing with relief and wiping the blood off her leg with a finger, taking a big lick of it.
  532. [21:28:39] <Lorelei> Gross.
  533. [21:28:46] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> 1d100
  534. [21:28:46] <DiceMaid-9001> BIFF_VANDERHUGE, 1d100: 56 [1d100=56]
  535. [21:28:51] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> yeah that succeeds
  536. [21:30:19] <Steve> (And then it turns out Steve is Henry and he and Lorelei lived happily ever after)
  537. [21:30:36] * Haiiro-Honoo (SUPERshuku@sux-40B3B3EF.hsd1.il.comcast.net) Quit (Client exited)
  538. [21:30:41] * Haiiro-Honoo (SUPERshuku@sux-40B3B3EF.hsd1.il.comcast.net) has joined #CarrionRiot
  539. [21:31:01] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Steve, if you're following, roll to keep your balance too.
  540. [21:31:14] <Steve> 1d100 Drunken master stance, go
  541. [21:31:14] <DiceMaid-9001> Steve, Drunken master stance, go: 26 [1d100=26]
  542. [21:31:25] <~Aori_Radidjiu> No problem!
  543. [21:31:25] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> v. good
  544. [21:33:23] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Snatch key.
  545. [21:33:33] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Now 1,1roll to not screw up on your way back.
  546. [21:33:41] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> 1d100
  547. [21:33:42] <DiceMaid-9001> BIFF_VANDERHUGE, 1d100: 94 [1d100=94]
  548. [21:33:50] <Lorelei> (/me sip)
  549. [21:33:52] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> let's see
  550. [21:34:05] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> Wouldn't want that fucking nerd bitch to see me die to a trap
  551. [21:34:07] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> so flip~
  552. [21:34:20] <Lorelei> That is LAME, she's not even watching!
  553. [21:34:24] <Lorelei> In fact she's in the other group!
  554. [21:34:25] <~Aori_Radidjiu> ...not good enough, and yeah, she's not.
  555. [21:34:37] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Lorelei seems more concerned with her wound than you.
  556. [21:34:50] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Is she even in this room?  She might even still be in the hallway.
  557. [21:34:55] <Lorelei> She's in the hallway.
  558. [21:34:59] <Lorelei> 'Standing guard.'
  559. [21:35:07] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> oh she's not watching?
  560. [21:35:11] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> then I don't give a shit V:
  561. [21:35:11] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Sorry bro.
  562. [21:35:15] <Lorelei> Standing guard just as attentively as a certain catgirl with a laser pointer forehead.
  563. [21:35:15] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> nah it's cool
  564. [21:35:28] <Steve> Flip for your bro who's stumbling after you D:
  565. [21:35:39] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> can only flip for bros once a session bro
  566. [21:35:49] <Lorelei> GUESS YOU'RE NOT BRO ENOUGH
  567. [21:35:57] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You trip on a piece of garbage, falling down into like 5 mousetraps which all snap on you.  Ow OW 4OW
  568. [21:35:58] <Steve> Then you...will...die. /Palpatined
  569. [21:36:14] <Steve> Or...you know...that.
  570. [21:36:16] <Lorelei> Does it make noise~?
  571. [21:36:24] <Lorelei> Stupid question but asking as a formality.
  572. [21:36:25] <~Aori_Radidjiu> SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP
  573. [21:36:49] * Lorelei peeks in after hearing this, then, leg all... uh, smudged and probably less clean-looking than it was before actually but it was an attempt!
  574. [21:37:01] <Lorelei> "..."
  575. [21:37:03] <Lorelei> :<
  576. [21:37:19] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Anyway, Steve's roll to get back?
  577. [21:37:53] <Lorelei> 1,1(Use Biff as a bridge and step on him)
  578. [21:37:55] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> a-at least none of them fall on his dick ;_;
  579. [21:38:03] <Steve> 1d100 Ninja
  580. [21:38:04] <DiceMaid-9001> Steve, Ninja: 89 [1d100=89]
  581. [21:38:06] <Steve> nope
  582. [21:38:12] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> not really ninja
  583. [21:38:18] * BIFF_VANDERHUGE drags himself out
  584. [21:38:23] <Steve> The antithesis of ninja.
  585. [21:39:16] <Lorelei> (Okay, while I get the pdf open what do you think about rolling dodge for him, is that how nobles work?  Can I do that?)
  586. [21:39:17] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Steve also trips and SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP
  587. [21:39:30] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You can do that, Lorelei!
  588. [21:39:46] <~Aori_Radidjiu> If you wanna' prevent SNAP then go for it!
  589. [21:39:53] <~Aori_Radidjiu> 1,1Or take the blow for him.
  590. [21:39:54] <Steve> The question is: can you actually do that thing you can do?
  591. [21:40:01] <~Aori_Radidjiu> GOOD
  592. [21:40:03] <~Aori_Radidjiu> QUESTION
  593. [21:40:04] <~Aori_Radidjiu> CAN SHE
  594. [21:40:05] <~Aori_Radidjiu> ?
  595. [21:40:09] <Lorelei> 1d100 LET'S SEE
  596. [21:40:10] <DiceMaid-9001> Lorelei, LET'S SEE: 62 [1d100=62]
  597. [21:40:12] <Lorelei> NO!
  598. [21:40:12] <~Aori_Radidjiu> WHAT DO YOU SAY, DICEMAID?
  599. [21:40:19] <Lorelei> UNTIL I FLIPFLOP IT FOR LOVE
  600. [21:40:38] <Lorelei> "Stop!"  Her hair-sides suddenly perk up.
  601. [21:40:53] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Lorelei pushes Steve out of the way of the mousetraps, stepping on one by accident in the meantime.  SNAP!
  602. [21:41:09] <Lorelei> 1,1In the same leg that got injured?
  603. [21:41:18] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (The other)
  604. [21:41:21] <Lorelei> Aww.
  605. [21:41:31] <~Aori_Radidjiu> It hurts really bad!
  606. [21:41:49] <Lorelei> So does that mean they're in that anime style while he's on the ground and she's on top of him, gazing lovingly into his eyes?
  607. [21:41:55] * Steve blinks as none of his feet fall where they were intended to and the little loveable leech jumps on the mousetrap like it was a grenade.
  608. [21:42:25] <Steve> Surewhynot
  609. [21:42:32] * BIFF_VANDERHUGE , meanwile, is peeling mousetraps off his extremities.
  610. [21:42:36] <Lorelei> "Ahhh-!"  She yelps out and then covers her mouth with one hand, blushing.  Uguu.
  611. [21:42:50] <Lorelei> ... And with only the support of one arm falls facefirst onto his manly chest.
  612. [21:42:51] <Lorelei> POMF.
  613. [21:43:06] <Lorelei> "... It really, really does hurt."
  614. [21:43:46] <Steve> "Um...thank...you..." And then he blushes the manliest shade of red. You know the one I mean. He proceeds to remove the mousetrap from her lovingly. Can that be done lovingly? Yes, but only by a man.
  615. [21:44:14] * Lorelei happily lets him do that, 1,1forgetting to cover her still-exposed underwear. Obligatory 'lewd.'
  616. [21:44:36] <Lorelei> But either way tries to stumble to her feet and help him do the same after that.
  617. [21:45:07] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> (okay guys I really don't want to rain on your parade but you're creeping me out)
  618. [21:45:07] * Steve rises like it's motherfucking Altered Beast. Except instead of big manly men, the other is a little girl.
  619. [21:45:20] <Steve> (Mission accomplished)
  620. [21:45:26] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (pfffffffff)
  621. [21:45:37] <Lorelei> What a terrible night to etc etc
  622. [21:45:46] <Steve> "So where to now?"
  623. [21:45:50] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> (no seriously this is really making me uncomfortable)
  624. [21:45:55] <Lorelei> Don't worry Biff, you can get in a relationship with DJ!
  625. [21:46:08] <Lorelei> "Ow ow ow.."
  626. [21:46:12] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> nah brah I'll be dead by then
  627. [21:46:27] <Lorelei> "The stairs...?"
  628. [21:46:45] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> "We still can't get over to them."
  629. [21:46:50] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Considering you have a key
  630. [21:47:11] <~Aori_Radidjiu> And there's only two locked doors you know you can access (the one almost across from this one, and the one I labeled CHAIN SAWD)
  631. [21:47:19] <Lorelei> "I can."
  632. [21:47:29] * Lorelei says matter-of-factly and kinda tauntingly.
  633. [21:47:50] * BIFF_VANDERHUGE ignores Lorelei as per usual and goes to check the across room.
  634. [21:48:00] <Lorelei> IGNOR- nah just kidding that's not fear-worthy
  635. [21:48:17] * Lorelei considers the idea of forcibly dragging steve through the trees.... hmmm.
  636. [21:48:24] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The key works!
  637. [21:48:27] <~Aori_Radidjiu> It opens to...
  638. [21:49:16] <Steve> (Is Lorelei a preying mantis?)
  639. [21:49:26] <Lorelei> (oh u)
  640. [21:49:36] <Steve> (I'm not hearing no...)
  641. [21:51:15] <~Aori_Radidjiu> A room in completely white tile, of a different shade from the rest of the building.  It's split into two halves, the one you'd be in when you walk in, and another one which has a window to it, a bunch of buttons connected to the wall partitioning it you can see, and the entrance to it seems like some kind of...it reminds you of the little chambers they have on spaceships, that separates
  642. [21:51:15] <~Aori_Radidjiu> them from vacuum?
  643. [21:51:31] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> airlocks
  644. [21:51:35] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Since the room is so brightly lit, it's easy to notice everything
  645. [21:51:37] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Indeed.
  646. [21:52:23] <Lorelei> Screw it, the little girl-high school boy fusion-entity follows anyway.  "... This looks weird."
  647. [21:53:04] <~Aori_Radidjiu> There's a single gas mask on your part of the room, and you see a key in the other part of the room, air-locked part of the room.  There's a piece of paper near the controls and buttons on the wall.  There's also another door out of the room, which seems to be past the trees.
  648. [21:53:24] * BIFF_VANDERHUGE goes to check the paper and the gas mask.
  649. [21:53:50] <~Aori_Radidjiu> It reads "Gas test procedures"
  650. [21:54:07] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> We don't want to test gas, though.
  651. [21:54:18] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> We just wanna get through. Any way to do that?
  652. [21:54:44] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "This is an experiment meant to test problem solving and desperation under life-threatening circumstances."
  653. [21:54:47] * Lorelei is on that thought too and NOPEs out of the room, dragging Steve to the trees. Clearly there is some way to cram him through.
  654. [21:56:01] * BIFF_VANDERHUGE continues reading.
  655. [21:56:18] <Steve> "What, where are we going, we can't just take off without letting Biff know!" He'd totally use his mass and win if he were healthier.
  656. [21:56:47] <Lorelei> "He'll figure it out.  Let's go the other way."
  657. [21:58:00] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "Test subject puts on a gas mask that at first has no effect and lets them breathe normally.  Toxic gas is pumped into the room that the subject is in, and they must solve a difficult puzzle before the mask will activate.  Once activated, the mask will administer an antidote to the poison and provide the subject with air, and then they may open the door."
  658. [21:58:53] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You could always try the door out of the room, to the northwest of the room!
  659. [21:59:05] <Steve> "What if we need him to pick something up? We're much better off as a team..."
  660. [21:59:07] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Or just leave through where you came like wimps~
  661. [21:59:10] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> Wasn't it air-locked?
  662. [21:59:45] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Both the way you came into the room and the other way out of the room are in the not-air-locked part of the room
  663. [22:00:05] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Past the airlock is where you can see a key.
  664. [22:00:22] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> Oh, then let's just go through the other way - via muscle power if need be
  665. [22:00:26] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> dungeon bypaaaaaaass
  666. [22:00:48] <Lorelei> "..."  It's okay because Steve doesn't get an answer to that anyway!  Just dragdragdrag.
  667. [22:01:03] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Well, hinges on that door aren't on this side, and it is, in fact, locked!
  668. [22:01:13] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> 1d100 okay time to break a motherfucker down
  669. [22:01:14] <DiceMaid-9001> BIFF_VANDERHUGE, okay time to break a motherfucker down: 73 [1d100=73]
  670. [22:01:21] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> can't flip
  671. [22:01:22] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Wham!  Ow, that fucking hurts.
  672. [22:01:31] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> 1d100 I said break a motherfucker down
  673. [22:01:31] <DiceMaid-9001> BIFF_VANDERHUGE, I said break a motherfucker down: 71 [1d100=71]
  674. [22:01:35] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> :T
  675. [22:01:37] <~Aori_Radidjiu> That hurts MORE
  676. [22:01:40] <Lorelei> Is he trying to come out the way he came in?  Because I don't think we close doors behind us.
  677. [22:01:46] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> no
  678. [22:01:51] <Lorelei> okay just checkin'
  679. [22:01:53] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> the other door is in the same half of the room
  680. [22:01:56] <~Aori_Radidjiu> He's trying to go through the locked other door
  681. [22:02:10] <~Aori_Radidjiu> That can take you past the trees near the stairs door to the northwest corner of the floor.
  682. [22:02:33] * BIFF_VANDERHUGE takes a deep breath, glances over at Steve, and shakes his head. Nah, he's doing this for his bro. "Don't worry, I got this."
  683. [22:02:44] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> With this, he slips on the gas mask. IT'S TIME
  684. [22:03:04] <Lorelei> "Good luck," Lore says on the way fully out of the room.  Her tone sounds a little sarcastic by now.
  685. [22:03:33] <~Aori_Radidjiu> If Lorelei's trying to drag Steve through the trees she's goign to have to roll really well on Squeeze 1,1or risk damaging him or herself
  686. [22:03:34] <Steve> Steve also wishes his bro luck, completely sarcasm free.
  687. [22:03:51] <Lorelei> 1d100 But this is dicemaid!  It'll never work!
  688. [22:03:52] <DiceMaid-9001> Lorelei, But this is dicemaid!  It'll never work!: 29 [1d100=29]
  689. [22:03:57] <Lorelei> ... Yet it succeeded by 1!
  690. [22:04:01] <~Aori_Radidjiu> There's a button to switch airlock sides inside the airlock part~
  691. [22:04:02] <Lorelei> Unless there's a shift on it.
  692. [22:04:16] <Lorelei> er
  693. [22:04:17] <Lorelei> no
  694. [22:04:18] <Lorelei> by 4
  695. [22:04:18] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Of course there's a shift on it
  696. [22:04:30] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You're both hella' hurt
  697. [22:04:40] * Lorelei goes first to make sure he gets damaged less than she does. So there!
  698. [22:04:48] <~Aori_Radidjiu> ~
  699. [22:04:53] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Well in that case you get past
  700. [22:04:54] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Now
  701. [22:04:59] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Which trees are you passing?
  702. [22:05:02] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Stairs trees?
  703. [22:05:08] <Lorelei> The ones on the left, to the stairs room.
  704. [22:05:12] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Okay.
  705. [22:06:11] <Steve> "Ow...where are we going?"
  706. [22:07:07] <Lorelei> "In here.  I didn't try it yet so it might not be locked," she says going to the stairs door.
  707. [22:07:12] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Anyway, Biff, pushing that button?
  708. [22:07:12] <Lorelei> 1d100 Unlock, Mr. Door!
  709. [22:07:13] <DiceMaid-9001> Lorelei, Unlock, Mr. Door!: 76 [1d100=76]
  710. [22:08:26] <~Aori_Radidjiu> BIFF
  711. [22:08:27] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> Yeah, after closing the door behind me just in case there's a gas leak
  712. [22:08:30] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> I JUST ANSWERED
  713. [22:08:36] <~Aori_Radidjiu> ~
  714. [22:08:43] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Shink
  715. [22:08:44] <~Aori_Radidjiu> shhhhhhh
  716. [22:08:49] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Clonk
  717. [22:08:55] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The door in front of you slides open.
  718. [22:08:59] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You hear a sssssssss
  719. [22:09:03] * BIFF_VANDERHUGE dashes through.
  720. [22:09:05] <~Aori_Radidjiu> In the room around you
  721. [22:09:13] <~Aori_Radidjiu> There's the key!  Not hard to grab it!
  722. [22:09:23] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Now, where's the puzzle?
  723. [22:09:33] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Breathing is starting to get hard.
  724. [22:09:37] <Steve> Bro doesn't even have a shirt to act as a crappy filter D:
  725. [22:09:38] <Lorelei> (oh god it's an invisible wall maze you're fucked)
  726. [22:09:56] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> (I have the gas mask)
  727. [22:10:13] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (The gas mask doesn't work if you don't solve a puzzle first, thoguh!)
  728. [22:10:18] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> oh
  729. [22:10:25] * BIFF_VANDERHUGE looks for the stupid puzzle then
  730. [22:10:26] <~Aori_Radidjiu> It said that on the paper.
  731. [22:10:31] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> (misunderstood)
  732. [22:10:33] <Lorelei> (a true jock)
  733. [22:10:47] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Oh, there it is, on the wall!
  734. [22:11:11] <~Aori_Radidjiu> It's a set of three equations, with a numberpad on the right of each of them
  735. [22:11:26] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> fuuuck
  736. [22:11:35] <Lorelei> At least he's IN high school.
  737. [22:11:37] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "2+5="  You notice the 2 has a loop near the bottom, unusual for printed 2's
  738. [22:11:44] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Second is "6+8="
  739. [22:11:52] <~Aori_Radidjiu> And last is "8+8="
  740. [22:11:59] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Simple enough, right?
  741. [22:12:00] <~Aori_Radidjiu> ...right?
  742. [22:12:18] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> Should be! He enters 7, 14, 16
  743. [22:12:47] <~Aori_Radidjiu> BZZZRT!  It doesn't take any of those!  It also doesn't seem to want to take more than one number!
  744. [22:12:57] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The little loop on the 2 lights up
  745. [22:13:24] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> fuck I'm bad at puzzlies
  746. [22:13:28] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> *puzzles
  747. [22:13:35] <Steve> (Quick, try all 1,000 combinations before you pass out. Unless you get limited attempts. Then I advise not dying.)
  748. [22:13:54] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Breathing is getting harder.  Owowow.
  749. [22:14:04] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> can I roll something for a hint pls
  750. [22:14:07] <Lorelei> (I think you should fail at doing the puzzle in manly way so you can die in a blaze of glory.)
  751. [22:14:19] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (1,1I gave you a hint but sure, roll ahead!
  752. [22:14:25] <Steve> (Choking to death is not generally considered glory)
  753. [22:14:29] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> (worst case scenario I toss the key to you fuckers)
  754. [22:14:39] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> 1d100 vs mind I guess
  755. [22:14:39] <DiceMaid-9001> BIFF_VANDERHUGE, vs mind I guess: 80 [1d100=80]
  756. [22:14:58] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> I don't suppose I can harness my rage at stupid nerd puzzles to flip that
  757. [22:15:05] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Go for it
  758. [22:15:09] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> okay
  759. [22:15:10] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> 08
  760. [22:15:17] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> FUCKING PUZZLES
  761. [22:15:46] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Isn't it really weird that they used a loop on the 2?  And it lit up too!
  762. [22:15:54] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Maybe it's not about the numbers instead and is about...?
  763. [22:16:17] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> nnngh I don't get it
  764. [22:16:28] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> ...oh wait
  765. [22:16:34] <Lorelei> (The answer is on a numberpad, so it involves numbers SOMEHOW)
  766. [22:16:37] * BIFF_VANDERHUGE enters 7
  767. [22:16:44] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Bzzzrt
  768. [22:16:47] * BIFF_VANDERHUGE enters 8
  769. [22:16:50] * BIFF_VANDERHUGE CAN'T COUNT
  770. [22:16:56] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The loop on the 6 lights up
  771. [22:17:14] <~Aori_Radidjiu> And then a loop on the first 8
  772. [22:17:30] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> (it should be eight)
  773. [22:17:44] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> (one for the two, three for 6+8, four for 8+8)
  774. [22:18:10] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> (fives don't have loops)
  775. [22:18:11] * Lorelei grumbles under her breath while trying the door in the meanwhile.
  776. [22:18:13] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (Since you have the right idea, each equation has an input, so you just put those in for each equation)
  777. [22:18:19] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> (oh)
  778. [22:18:21] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> (ohhhhh)
  779. [22:18:36] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> (you said the numberpad only would accept one number and buh)
  780. [22:18:41] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> ANYWAY 1 3 and 4
  781. [22:19:02] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (I meant 1 digit per equation, sorry if that was confusing)
  782. [22:19:12] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> (yeah it's okay I should have asked)
  783. [22:19:16] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> (cute puzzle btw)
  784. [22:19:34] <Steve> (The circumstances of it trying to murder you kind of filter out any cuteness)
  785. [22:19:39] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (1,1I ripped it directly from a game)
  786. [22:20:08] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The gas mask turns on, and the sssssss increases, the air, which had began becoming discolored, returning to being clear.
  787. [22:20:11] <Lorelei> (I disagree, murder is super cute)
  788. [22:20:23] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> (1,1 which game? Unless it was virtue's last reward in which case don't tell me)
  789. [22:20:35] <Steve> (Whatever, hemophiliac...you know, the correctly named kind, and not the kind that don't make sense)
  790. [22:20:39] * BIFF_VANDERHUGE grabs the key and heads out. Fuckin' pnerd puzzles.
  791. [22:20:54] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The mask breathes for you, and you begin hurting less, but oh god do you hurt
  792. [22:20:57] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Your lungs hurt
  793. [22:21:03] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Your fucking blood hurts
  794. [22:21:09] <~Aori_Radidjiu> godaaaaamn
  795. [22:21:09] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> Deep breaths. Deeeeeeeep oh god that's not helping
  796. [22:21:56] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You manage to get out of the gas chamber, barely breathing.  Oh god.  You feel so faint.  It feels like the world is slowly fading, but you can still do things.  You're not dead yet, at least!
  797. [22:22:21] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (1,1It's from Theresia: Dear Emile)
  798. [22:22:40] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> (1,1 k)
  799. [22:22:54] * BIFF_VANDERHUGE pulls off the mask when he's pretty sure it's safe. And then goes flump
  800. [22:23:10] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Back to Lorelei!
  801. [22:23:14] <~Aori_Radidjiu> THAT
  802. [22:23:15] <~Aori_Radidjiu> FUCKING
  803. [22:23:16] <~Aori_Radidjiu> DOOR
  804. [22:23:21] <Lorelei> 1d100 open sesame
  805. [22:23:22] <DiceMaid-9001> Lorelei, open sesame: 78 [1d100=78]
  806. [22:23:25] <Lorelei> wow
  807. [22:23:42] <Lorelei> "I guess it is locked..."
  808. [22:24:19] <Steve> "Based on previous experience, that did seem the most likely case..." Did he just sarcasm? Oh snap.
  809. [22:24:33] <Lorelei> "Sorry..."  Droop.
  810. [22:25:14] <Lorelei> "I-It's okay, you're hurt.  When he gets out he can find a key for us... he's such a musclehead he can probably tear these trees down too."
  811. [22:25:45] <Steve> "Not likely...while you guys were trapped in that room, I kind of went all out on them. They didn't even budge."
  812. [22:26:00] <Lorelei> "Ohh..."
  813. [22:26:06] <Lorelei> "Well there's gotta be a way, right?"
  814. [22:26:07] <Steve> "If we have nothing else to do here, we should probably get back to him."
  815. [22:26:41] * Lorelei looks up for a second and shakes her head. "You still look really hurt... I can still make it, though. I'll go get him and be right back, okay?"
  816. [22:26:55] <Lorelei> "Can you trust me?"
  817. [22:27:09] <Steve> "Ha...don't think you're going to be able to pull HIM through there...but sure."
  818. [22:27:13] <Lorelei> Her hair-sides perk up a little bit as she asks the question with a smile.
  819. [22:27:31] <Lorelei> "Alright.  Be right back..."
  820. [22:27:47] <Lorelei> Need a roll to squeeze through the trees to biffland?
  821. [22:28:03] <Lorelei> ... he didn't leave the room, did he
  822. [22:28:24] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Not pressed for time, and not taking someone along, so yes, but he didn't leave the room yet, considering he flumped as soon as he got out of the gas chamber
  823. [22:28:37] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> door's closed but not locked
  824. [22:28:51] <Lorelei> Well going that way she'd be trying it anyway.
  825. [22:29:09] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Steve, when you get in the room with the gas chamber, Steve is on the floor, breathing faintly, extremely pale.
  826. [22:29:16] <~Aori_Radidjiu> ...
  827. [22:29:17] <Lorelei> .... What..
  828. [22:29:17] <~Aori_Radidjiu> *Biff
  829. [22:29:19] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> ...
  830. [22:29:19] <Lorelei> What
  831. [22:29:23] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> ROLL SAN
  832. [22:29:24] <~Aori_Radidjiu> shut up
  833. [22:29:26] <Lorelei> I think the first Steve is wrong too
  834. [22:29:26] <~Aori_Radidjiu> I suck
  835. [22:29:26] <Lorelei> oh god
  836. [22:29:28] <Lorelei> I'm Steve
  837. [22:29:32] <Lorelei> and everybody is Steve
  838. [22:29:33] <~Aori_Radidjiu> ...
  839. [22:29:34] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> no I wanna be steve
  840. [22:29:35] <Steve> What in the fuck did you just do with them proper nouns?
  841. [22:29:39] <~Aori_Radidjiu> OKAY
  842. [22:29:40] <~Aori_Radidjiu> So
  843. [22:29:40] <Lorelei> Can we just all be Steve?
  844. [22:29:41] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Biff
  845. [22:29:48] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You unlocked that door before collapsing?
  846. [22:30:04] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> no, the door to the side we entered from was unlocked
  847. [22:30:12] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> I'd just closed it in case of a gas leak
  848. [22:30:16] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Okay.
  849. [22:30:18] <Lorelei> Ohh
  850. [22:30:22] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> but since Lorelei squeezed through the trees again
  851. [22:30:24] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> she's on this side
  852. [22:30:31] <Lorelei> Well after trying the door and failing she'd just go back to the way they came in, yeah
  853. [22:30:36] <~Aori_Radidjiu> I thought she was goign to the locked door, yeah
  854. [22:30:37] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Okay
  855. [22:30:38] <~Aori_Radidjiu> So
  856. [22:30:39] <Lorelei> Since the idea is 'to get him' not 'to continue on their own'
  857. [22:30:46] <Lorelei> Just a detour of a few seconds!  Maybe minutes.
  858. [22:31:00] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Steve, you and Lorelei come into the room and see Biff collapsed on the floor, deathly pale, and barely breathing.
  859. [22:31:09] <Lorelei> ... No, she left Steve in the tree-enclosure.
  860. [22:31:21] <Steve> Steve was safely within Tree's embrace.
  861. [22:31:33] <Lorelei> Unless he INSISTED on suddenly getting up and coming but he didn't, right?
  862. [22:31:37] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Oh I
  863. [22:31:39] <Steve> He did not.
  864. [22:31:40] <~Aori_Radidjiu> my brain
  865. [22:31:41] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Okay
  866. [22:31:42] <Lorelei> You are such a ori
  867. [22:31:44] <~Aori_Radidjiu> So lorelei goes in
  868. [22:31:52] <~Aori_Radidjiu> And yeah finds Biff on the brink of death
  869. [22:31:54] <Lorelei> Lorelei enters alone, sees Biff, and unzips her backpack, yes.
  870. [22:32:02] <Steve> And she finds DJ passed out drunk while Larissa does the river dance.
  871. [22:32:14] <~Aori_Radidjiu> PARTY TIME
  872. [22:32:27] * Lorelei stops at the entrance and tilts her head. "Hey... You were right," in a whisper.
  873. [22:32:43] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Naw they're still on the 3rd floor and probably will get out at a later time than you guys.
  874. [22:32:56] <Lorelei> Lore moves silently to where the jock sleeps and bends down to him, just staring.
  875. [22:33:33] * BIFF_VANDERHUGE just lays there. Possibly in a manly way.
  876. [22:33:38] <Lorelei> Her hand sliiiiiips into her backpack and pulls something out.
  877. [22:33:56] <Lorelei> Slow breaths, slow breaths...
  878. [22:34:38] <Lorelei> Taking her time, she presses something cold and metal to the side of Biff's head.
  879. [22:34:46] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> should I make a roll to try and get up or am I too far gone for that
  880. [22:34:47] <Lorelei> Ooooone...
  881. [22:34:50] <Lorelei> Twoooo...
  882. [22:35:01] <Lorelei> ...
  883. [22:35:17] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You're barely even conscious
  884. [22:35:29] * Lorelei pulls the trigger, her hair sticking up to look like devil horns. "Good job! Now die already, you fucking pig."
  885. [22:35:48] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Boom
  886. [22:36:26] <Steve> (She just failed Using Others in Horror Settings 101)
  887. [22:36:36] <BIFF_VANDERHUGE> avenge me my bro ;_;
  888. [22:36:42] <Lorelei> (He wore out his use!)
  889. [22:36:54] <Lorelei> Now Aori describe the splatter
  890. [22:37:25] <Steve> (Her ass is getting thrown down a pit if she starts shooting lightning at Steve's so- I mean if Steve finds out what she did.)
  891. [22:37:43] <Lorelei> (maximum <3)
  892. [22:38:18] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You blow Biff's brains out on the floor.  Oh god, ewww...and yet...all those fluids on the ground, they almost look delicious, don't they, Lorelei?  It's a horrible pile of gooey bits and grey bits and tasty blood and simply delicious looking brain fluid.  Man, those fluids.  It's like someone spilled a wonderful ice cream cone on the ground, it's so delicious and tempting you could just
  893. [22:38:18] <~Aori_Radidjiu> lick it off the ground~!
  894. [22:38:20] <Steve> (Assuming she doesn't kill Steve first to prevent Aori from successfully killing anyone)
  895. [22:38:37] <Steve> (I THINK you meant to say "It's a miserable pile of secrets.")
  896. [22:38:58] <Lorelei> "Nfff..."  Lorelei tries to avert her eyes and look disgusted, throwing the gun on the floor.  Go with the plan... okay...
  897. [22:39:00] <Lorelei> One, two...
  898. [22:39:04] <Lorelei> "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!"
  899. [22:40:02] * Lorelei gets up and... oh yeah, hey, a key! She snags the key and THEN runs out of the room as fast as her wounded leg takes her...
  900. [22:40:03] <Lorelei> ...
  901. [22:40:16] <Lorelei> Scooping one bit of gore up and licking it jesus christ this shouldn't be normal.
  902. [22:41:31] <~Aori_Radidjiu> It's delicious.
  903. [22:42:32] * Lorelei runs back into the treeroom in a panic. "Aaaaaaah! I-It's... it's... it's..."
  904. [22:42:35] <Lorelei> Huff huff huff.
  905. [22:43:14] * Steve already looks concerned, having heard the gunshot. "Where's Biff?"
  906. [22:43:36] <Lorelei> "He... He..."
  907. [22:44:07] <Lorelei> "I was trying..."  Huff huff.  "... To help him up, but I accidentally stepped on a trap, and he... and he..."
  908. [22:44:22] * Lorelei crawls over the trees and starts BAWLING by the way can I do a self check aori?
  909. [22:44:35] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Of course!
  910. [22:44:50] <Lorelei> 1d100 k!
  911. [22:44:51] <DiceMaid-9001> Lorelei, k!: 46 [1d100=46]
  912. [22:44:53] * Steve looks down at the ground and grinds his teeth. His dentist won't like that.
  913. [22:44:56] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Weird fluids are looking delicious and you just killed somebody
  914. [22:44:57] <Lorelei> Ha, over by two
  915. [22:45:26] <Lorelei> Well, we'll say it's just sinking in now... hmm... Panic.
  916. [22:46:43] <Lorelei> "I'm so sorry, I couldn't help him... And I was close and... aaaaa.... aaaaah!"
  917. [22:47:02] * Lorelei bangs on the door, headbutting it. And covering it in tears.
  918. [22:47:38] <Steve> "Stop that, Lorelei...come here..." He's begun to tear up himself. But men don't cry. They weep.
  919. [22:47:40] <Lorelei> ... So much so that she drops the key in front of Steve's line of vision in the process!
  920. [22:48:02] <Lorelei> "I'm so scared... he was strong and big and I thought he'd help us get out..."
  921. [22:48:25] <~Aori_Radidjiu> As the two comfort each other, we draw to a close of this session~
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