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  1. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  2. Question to discuss:
  3. What will make it easier to cut trough scar tissue? (this is a serious question)
  4.  
  5. Stranger: Ummm...is this a trick question?
  6.  
  7. You: No, it's a serious one.
  8.  
  9. You: Apparently.
  10.  
  11. Stranger: hahaha well i don't see how it's pretty serious.
  12.  
  13. Stranger: and ummmm........i have no clue what the questions answer is so i give up! D:
  14.  
  15. You: Well, the question is: "What will make it easier to cut through scar tissue?"
  16.  
  17. Stranger: well....i don't understand...i knife? A cutty thingy? who cares i have a better question!
  18.  
  19. You: Uh-oh...
  20.  
  21. Stranger: What's funnier then 24?
  22.  
  23. Stranger: guess!
  24.  
  25. You: I don't watch Spongebob, sorry.
  26.  
  27. Stranger: awwww well the answer is 25 and how did you know it was off sponge bob? huh? huh?
  28.  
  29. You: Such an asinine question can only come from such a programme.
  30.  
  31. Stranger: well....maybe it came off Tosh.0....you ever think of that...amybe i got it off of that! XD
  32.  
  33. Stranger: Ha, ha, HA!
  34.  
  35. You: Hey, look.
  36.  
  37. You: Something shiny!
  38.  
  39. Stranger: OHHHH SHINY!!!
  40.  
  41. Stranger: shiny, shiny, shiny!
  42.  
  43. Stranger: hey where is it?
  44.  
  45. You: Hey, loo.
  46.  
  47. You: A red dot!
  48.  
  49. You: Er....
  50.  
  51. You: Look.
  52.  
  53. Stranger: DON'T JOKE ABOUT SHINY THINGS TO A ADHD PERSON!!!!!
  54.  
  55. Stranger: RED DOTS!
  56.  
  57. Stranger: hahaha! funny things are funny!
  58.  
  59. Stranger: :U quack, quack!
  60.  
  61. Stranger: :D
  62.  
  63. You: A duck?
  64.  
  65. Stranger: YES!
  66.  
  67. You: Let me just grab my rifle...
  68.  
  69. Stranger: NOOOOO!
  70.  
  71. Stranger: U DUCK MERDERER!!!!
  72.  
  73. Stranger: KILLER! HUNTER! CARNIVOR!
  74.  
  75. Stranger: YOU'RE HORRIBLE! BLEH! DX
  76.  
  77. You: I just grabbed the rifle.
  78.  
  79. You: Who said anything about shooting?
  80.  
  81. You: Who even said it was loaded?
  82.  
  83. Stranger: well you atleast have one my family dosn't own such a thing!
  84.  
  85. Stranger: it's horrible!
  86.  
  87. You: Maybe it's purely decorative?
  88.  
  89. Stranger: why do you talk all proper?
  90.  
  91. You: Why wouldn't I?
  92.  
  93. Stranger: well...i don't...i could. but i won't!
  94.  
  95. You: That's your choice.
  96.  
  97. You: And like I said, the rifle is just decoration.
  98.  
  99. You: Like the one in the Winchester Pub.
  100.  
  101. Stranger: well you chose the boring way to write and WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE IT???? DECORATION, SHMECORATION! WHO REALLY CARES?!?!!? IT'S STILL A WEPON TO KILL THINGS OR HARM THEM!!!! RAWR!!!
  102.  
  103. Stranger: BLEH!
  104.  
  105. You: Who says this is the boring way?
  106.  
  107. Stranger: me
  108.  
  109. Stranger: everyone i know...
  110.  
  111. You: When writing correctly, you can add certain nuances to your words, which would be lost in the dense forest of bad grammar and the vile jungle of the lack of punctuation.
  112.  
  113. Stranger: whhhhaaaatttt?????
  114.  
  115. Stranger: ?
  116.  
  117. You: In order to understand your compatriot, you'd have to hack through the bushes of malapropisms and wade through the torrent of incorrect spelling.
  118.  
  119. Stranger: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaNO!
  120.  
  121. Stranger: you need to understand to be lose!
  122.  
  123. You: This effort could be used more effectively in the building of cities of clarity.
  124.  
  125. Stranger: oh my goodness!
  126.  
  127. Stranger: hush puppy!
  128.  
  129. You: Or in the making of roads of correct sentences.
  130.  
  131. Stranger: OH MEH GOODNESS GRACES!
  132.  
  133. Stranger: YOU HURT MY HEAD!
  134.  
  135. Stranger: bye-bye weirdo!
  136.  
  137. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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