Woodstock or Bust (2019)

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- Thank you.

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The singers will join Bob Hope

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and the fabulous
Ann-Margret over Christmas

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to entertain the
troops in Vietnam.

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So please, make donations
on behalf of the troops.

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And now a very special treat.

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My daughter Meryl and her
talented sidekick Lorian

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will entertain us.

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Now that's how you
grab an audience.

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Oh!

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Thank you.

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♪ You read it in the papers ♪

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- Thank you.

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♪ You hear it everywhere ♪

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♪ Bad news in the headlines ♪

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♪ You can't help
from being scared ♪

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♪ I know you tend to worry ♪

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♪ When you when you
see me on my own ♪

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♪ But there comes a
time to cut the line ♪

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♪ And let me walk alone ♪

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♪ You've got to trust me ♪

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♪ You know above all else
you taught me honesty ♪

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♪ Just look into my eyes
and tell me what you see ♪

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♪ Can't you just trust me ♪

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♪ I can't promise
you for certain ♪

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♪ That I'll never
make mistakes ♪

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♪ But I love you
with all my heart ♪

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♪ And I will never change ♪

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♪ So can't you trust me ♪

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♪ You know above all else
you taught me honesty ♪

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♪ Just look into my eyes
and tell me what you see ♪

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♪ Can't you just trust me ♪

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- And now the moment you've all
been waiting for.

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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

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♪ Happy birthday dear Lucy ♪

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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

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Lor, would you quit smoking,

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you're a singer, you
shouldn't be smoking.

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- Uh, John Lennon smokes.

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Janis Joplin smokes

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and I bet all the Rolling
Stones smoke, too.

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- All right, well I don't
know how they can smoke

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and still sing,
it's bad pipes, Lor.

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Seriously--
- Bob Dylan!

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Just listen to his voice!

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For sure he smokes.

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Mer, they're all
singing smokers.

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Maybe it enhances their voices,
did you ever think of that?

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Gives them that
raspy sound.

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How many
times.

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Come on, seriously?!

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Oh, kinda cool.
- I like it.

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- Seriously, Mer?

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We need to get our songs out
there and play some venues.

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I don't know, some coffee houses

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or the country fair coming up!

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Maybe we can get in the lineup.

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- Slow down sister, I think
we're doing pretty well.

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Two gigs this month,
plus the retirement home.

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- That's getting old.

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And the old folks are
just, getting older.

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I'm starting to feel
like one of them.

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- Will you still love me
when I'm 64?

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- Of course I will.

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But we need to move
up the food chain.

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- Well I think, whatever
is meant to be will be.

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- Nope, I've always believed
you gotta make things happen.

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Giddy-up, Sally.

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Have you ever asked your
mom to get you up on stage

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with the singers,
or I don't know,

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how we can take the
next step?

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- Nope, no I'm afraid
Grande Dame Diva's advice

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is limited to higher education.

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- Beg her.

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Okay, Lor.

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Meet at The Shack later?
- Affirmative, Captain.

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Sweater!

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- Bye.
- Bye.

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Good girl.

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- Knock, knock, are you decent?

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- Come in, sweetie!

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How did your show go?

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Did you say hi to Lucy for me?

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- Pretty much the same

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and Lucy says, hello.

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Mom?

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- Are you pregnant?
- What?

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No!

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At least, not yet.

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So I was thinking, you know,

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you're a professional and I
really think that it's time

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for Lor and me--
- Lor and I.

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- Lor and I want to start
branching out a bit.

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You know, find some
real paying jobs,

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bigger audiences,
jumpstart our career...

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What do you think?

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- You've got so much on
your plate already, Lor

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and you're only 17.

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Could you get them some
milk please, honey?

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Hey, I was watching that!

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- I know how old I am.

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But we have enough original
songs and I think--

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- They're super badass, I mean,
don't you think I'm ready?

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- Please do not use that term.

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- When you turn 18, you can
run away with your guitar.

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- Look at your Dad.

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He's been at the same club
with Don Ho for years.

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- Okay, Dad loves making
music and so do I.

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And I love composing
and singing.

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I don't wanna do anything else!

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- Do you know how
hard it is to become

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a professional in
the music world?

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- You know that's a
horrible lifestyle.

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All of those musicians
are on drugs!

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Driving around from town to
town, playing bars, drinking!

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- And to be quite honest,
you just don't have it.

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A great hobby, though!

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- A hobby?

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No.

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- I want people
to hear my music.

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To find meaning in
what I'm saying!

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- I know it's tough.

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But Mer is really talented.

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She could be the
next Joni Mitchell--

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- Or Judy Collins, it's why
God put me on this Earth!

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- It's what I'm meant to do.

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- You better get used to it.

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- Maybe throw in a
little side of support!

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- Shack!
- Now!

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We need a plan.

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We gotta go big or go home.
- Okay, shhh.

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There might be guys in here.

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Oh, la la, mon chéri.

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- Where is the good
stuff in here, huh?

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- Wow.

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- Va va voom, I can't believe
women actually look like that.

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Seriously, she kind of looks
like a plucked chicken.

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- They wrote an article
about Dr. Martin Luther King.

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He made a speech
about Vietnam War

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and called the United States,

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the greatest purveyor of
violence in the world today.

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- Wow, he's the man.
- Hm, he was the man.

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You know, he really
should've been

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the one running this country.

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Wouldn't it be so cool,
a negro president?

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God, that'll be the day.

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- Yeah, when pigs
fly!

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- One brilliant
star, snuffed out.

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Don't you ever imagine how
different things would be

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if Kennedy and King
were still alive?

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- Not really.

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- Oh look, here he says,

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a nation that continues
year after year,

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to spend more money
on military defense

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than on programs
of social uplift

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is approaching spiritual death.

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I actually heard
that these magazines

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have some pretty cool articles.

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- Look, The Monkees are offering

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a triple date with
Davy and Peter!

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One day there'll be a
contest to win a date with us.

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You will see.
- Uh-huh, sure.

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- Mm-hmm.

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Woodstock Music
Festival with Joan Baez,

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Creedence Clearwater,
Canned Heat!

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On the road again!
- On the road again?

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- Janis Joplin!

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Crosby, Stills & Nash!

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- Who!
- Jimi Hendrix!

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Ah, oh my God and look...

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Meryl and Lorian.

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We're going to Woodstock
in three weeks!

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- No way Lor.

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- Woodstock, come on!

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It's our calling!

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Can't you hear it?

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I can't hear you!
- Lor you are so loaded.

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Okay there's no way we're
going to Woodstock, all right.

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I think I just saw your
marbles fall on the floor.

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Uh, yep...

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There they go,
right out the door.

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- Please, Mer?

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We really need this.

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We really, really need this.

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We can prove to ourselves,
our friends, our family,

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especially, your mother,
just how great we really are.

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And don't say no,

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'cause I'll just keep pushing
you all the way to New York.

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- You're silly.

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- We need a band name, right.

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Okay.

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How about Soul Sisters?

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- How about Crazy Chicks
from Portland, Oregon.

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- No, no, no wait, I
got it.

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How about, Sexy Sadie The
World is Waiting Just For You?

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Or how about Shack Hacks?

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Hmm?
- Todd!

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Um, hi!

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- You know there's no girls
allowed.

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- How long you been
out there, Todd?

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- Long enough to know, you
guys are going to Woodstock.

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- Yeah.
- That's pretty crazy.

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- Yeah, so cool.
- Danny Man?

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- Hey.
- What's happening?

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- Hmm.

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- How about, you can
take me with you?

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- Um, see we'd love to but it's
highly unlikely that we'll--

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- Well you know I mean, I would
kiss the ground you walked

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on all the way up to the back
of your leg, Meryl Fontana.

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Keep y'all wrapped up in my
love shack.

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- Um, but see we're
not prepared and--

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Why don't you just keep

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your wiggle out of my friend's
waggle and help us out, huh?

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- Uh, yeah sure, we could rally
the troops and brainstorm.

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- Yeah.
- Danny Man, that's awesome!

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I'll hold you to that.

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Yeah.
- Yeah?

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- Mm-hmm.
- All right.

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- Yeah, so we should go.

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- Really?

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- Do you need to go?
- Yeah, we sh...

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Yes, my little dreamer.

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It was nice, seeing you.

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Nice seeing you, Danny.

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Lor?
- I'm gonna take this with me.

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See you later, boys.

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- Bye.

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Oh, my God.
- Wow.

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She's so hot, dude.

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- Think we should
take that sign down?

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- Yeah.
- We should take

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the sign down.
- We should take

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the sign down.
- Yeah.

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- Dynamic Duo?
- Hmm, already taken.

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Oh, how about Drunk Ditzy Dorks?

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- Ah, The Vulcans!

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- What?

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We're not Vulcans.

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- I want something
Beatles-themed.

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How about Revolution?

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- I like that.

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Revolution!
- Revolution!

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- Look!

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It's Cassiopeia.
- Where?

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- Right there, see look.

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- Oh, yeah!

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- I love her.

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Tethered to her throne,
ruling the universe.

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- So New York, in
the United States.

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Take us a few days
to drive there

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and then we'll rule the
universe playing our songs.

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- Lor you are twisting
my arm into something

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that is no doubt going to
get us in so much trouble.

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- Seriously, Mer?
- Yeah.

256
00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:31,195
- This is our moment
to shine like stars.

257
00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:33,665
They'll see.

258
00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:36,567
- Do you really think
they're gonna let us play?

259
00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:37,635
- Why not?

260
00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:38,536
We can go up last.

261
00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:43,574
We can just start belting
out our tunes.

262
00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:45,376
- Right.
- I can talk us in!

263
00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:46,244
I swear!
- Right.

264
00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:50,515
'Cause we can just go up
to Mr. Hendrix and say,

265
00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:51,449
oh, are you almost done?

266
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:54,152
Because we really need to get
home 'cause Mommy's calling.

267
00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:55,687
No.

268
00:15:55,689 --> 00:16:01,025
- I think I would call
him Jimi, wouldn't you?

269
00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:07,966
- They'll see.

270
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:12,503
That stuff is so grody, Lor.

271
00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:15,373
Can you please, just, face--
- Fine.

272
00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:20,278
- the other way.
- What are you doing up there?

273
00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:22,580
- Stargazing, Mom!

274
00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:25,683
- Get down
from that roof now!

275
00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:34,258
- And deciding what songs
to play.

276
00:16:36,730 --> 00:16:37,528
- Yes!

277
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:43,768
We are going to
Woodstock!

278
00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:51,009
Mmm, now that's a
cracker!

279
00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:54,245
So what songs are you
playing, all originals?

280
00:16:55,048 --> 00:16:56,414
- You know what I
love about you, Lor?

281
00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:58,216
- What?
- You have wild hairs

282
00:16:58,218 --> 00:16:59,384
growing out of your ear.
- Hmmm?

283
00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:03,354
- Keeping things interesting,
always.

284
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,590
- We've only got
one life my friend.

285
00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:11,662
- Mm-hmm.
- Ooo-wee!

286
00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:14,232
Kinda has Paul's
eyes doesn't he?

287
00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:17,502
- Mmm.
- Woo!

288
00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:21,472
Speaking of puppy eyes...

289
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:28,212
Kind of think I saw some sparks
flying between you and Todd.

290
00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:29,647
- Uh...

291
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:33,117
Yeah, I mean, I don't
know. He's kinda cute.

292
00:17:33,353 --> 00:17:36,487
Why, would you go
ape if I date him?

293
00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:42,760
- Kinda hot for him, you know.

294
00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:44,629
Except he seems
more into you now.

295
00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:47,465
- Well I hang it up, if
you're still workin' on it.

296
00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:49,300
- It's kind of hard
for me to work on it,

297
00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:52,804
when you're coming on to
him, every chance you get.

298
00:17:52,806 --> 00:17:53,738
- Coming on to him?

299
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,573
He's the one that's
flirting with me.

300
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,275
- Really?
- Yes!

301
00:17:57,277 --> 00:17:59,177
Don't get
so ticked off, okay.

302
00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:00,478
I'm just trying
to be considerate.

303
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,180
- And I'm trying to be cool.

304
00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:03,514
But it's hard because
you flirt with

305
00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:05,483
every single one
of my boyfriends!

306
00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:06,317
- Okay.
- So--

307
00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:08,186
- Flirting and being friendly
are two different things,

308
00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:12,090
and also he's not
your boyfriend, is he.

309
00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:19,664
- Fine, okay.

310
00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:21,833
- Okay, okay, I have a song.
- Okay.

311
00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:25,336
- No name yet...

312
00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:27,538
But I'm working on it.
- Let's hear it.

313
00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:32,577
♪ I can see what
you're thinking ♪

314
00:18:32,579 --> 00:18:37,248
♪ She plays you for a fool ♪

315
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:41,586
♪ So now you'll fix
her by drinking ♪

316
00:18:41,588 --> 00:18:42,487
- I have an idea.

317
00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:46,257
- What?
- How about we throw a kegger

318
00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:48,860
to kick off the
fundraising for the trip?

319
00:18:48,862 --> 00:18:53,564
Complete with Ginger
and the kissing booth.

320
00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:57,335
- Yes.
- Right?!

321
00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:08,513
- All right guys, quiet down!

322
00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:09,313
Quiet down!

323
00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:11,282
You're all groovy, baby!

324
00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:14,585
Tonight we are
gonna have a very,

325
00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:16,754
very good show for you all.

326
00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:20,291
We have Meryl and Lorian
who are about to embark on

327
00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:25,796
their journey to Woodstock!

328
00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:27,298
Yeah!

329
00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:27,798
Yeah!

330
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:32,370
To groove with some of
the coolest, the baddest,

331
00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:34,705
the freakiest people--
- Thank you, Jill.

332
00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:36,374
- Thank you.

333
00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:40,178
- Thank you all so much for
coming and please feel free

334
00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:44,415
to try some of Lorian's
homemade Purple Jesus.

335
00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:45,550
- Yeah.
- Spiked to perfection.

336
00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:47,885
- Let's hang loose and get
blitzed!

337
00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:50,821
Yeah!
- And I brought brownies!

338
00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:54,692
Guaranteed to drive the
sweet right out of your soul,

339
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,227
so come and get 'em!

340
00:19:56,229 --> 00:20:00,898
- We are trying to make
$200 for this trip.

341
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:02,400
So that means
everything is for sale,

342
00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:07,805
including kisses from our very
own, Playboy Bunny, Ginger.

343
00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:09,640
Woo!

344
00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:11,909
We're also doing any jobs
within the next two weeks,

345
00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:17,381
babysitting, weeding, you
name it, we work for cash!

346
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:18,316
Take it slow, guys.

347
00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:24,288
- This is, Give You My
Heart.

348
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:32,597
♪ You went back to your castle ♪

349
00:20:32,599 --> 00:20:35,800
♪ And pulled up the drawbridge ♪

350
00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:38,336
♪ You climbed into bed ♪

351
00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:40,805
♪ And you turned
out the lights ♪

352
00:20:40,807 --> 00:20:47,311
♪ There were plenty who
wanted to warm up your satin ♪

353
00:20:47,313 --> 00:20:53,618
♪ But you like it alone where
you won't have to fight ♪

354
00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:56,420
- Guys this will
enhance your experience.

355
00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:58,723
♪ Someone to share every power ♪

356
00:20:58,725 --> 00:21:01,659
- These are
starving artists, people!

357
00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:05,029
♪ Someone to tear you apart ♪

358
00:21:05,031 --> 00:21:06,797
- Here you go.
- Thanks.

359
00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:07,965
- Here you go.

360
00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:11,302
- Hey, why do they call
it Purple Jesus anyways?

361
00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:12,903
I mean, that's kinda weird.

362
00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:16,307
- Well, purple is the color
and then Jesus is who'll be

363
00:21:16,309 --> 00:21:20,478
calling out to while you're
puking in the oval after it.

364
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:21,312
- Makes sense.

365
00:21:21,314 --> 00:21:26,017
♪ I just wanna
give you my heart ♪

366
00:21:28,021 --> 00:21:30,888
- Everyone give 'em a hand!

367
00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:33,724
Give 'em hand everyone!

368
00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:38,529
Yeah!

369
00:21:40,867 --> 00:21:43,701
- Nice shot!
- Really?

370
00:21:48,441 --> 00:21:49,940
- You know what I love to do?

371
00:21:49,942 --> 00:21:51,909
I like to take a hit...

372
00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:56,414
Hold it in--
- Uh-huh.

373
00:21:56,416 --> 00:21:59,517
- Take a swig of booze...

374
00:22:01,788 --> 00:22:03,454
Let it out.
- Oh.

375
00:22:03,456 --> 00:22:05,056
- Instant high.
- Hmm.

376
00:22:05,058 --> 00:22:07,625
- Here.
- Lemme try that.

377
00:22:19,605 --> 00:22:20,805
- Oh my gosh.
- Are you sure

378
00:22:20,807 --> 00:22:21,872
you've never smoked pot before?

379
00:22:21,874 --> 00:22:26,077
- I've never smoked
anything before.

380
00:22:27,513 --> 00:22:31,949
Ow.

381
00:22:33,353 --> 00:22:33,851
Um...

382
00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:39,824
You know, Lorian is still
very into you,

383
00:22:39,826 --> 00:22:40,858
crazy about you, actually.

384
00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:43,761
Todd, no please, don't make me.

385
00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:48,099
- Yeah well, Lorian is sweet.

386
00:22:49,802 --> 00:22:52,403
But you, Miss Meryl,

387
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:56,707
you're a stone cold fox.

388
00:22:57,543 --> 00:23:00,111
- When are you leaving?

389
00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:02,380
- Well, it should take like four

390
00:23:02,382 --> 00:23:03,914
or five days to drive there,

391
00:23:03,916 --> 00:23:05,549
straight through, pretty much.

392
00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:08,018
It's on August 15th.
- Yeah.

393
00:23:08,020 --> 00:23:13,924
- So.

394
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:21,966
Where's Meryl?

395
00:23:21,968 --> 00:23:23,567
- Meryl?
- Yeah.

396
00:23:23,569 --> 00:23:25,536
- I don't know.

397
00:23:26,806 --> 00:23:28,105
Meryl?

398
00:23:28,841 --> 00:23:29,707
- Oh, God.

399
00:23:29,709 --> 00:23:32,710
Is that Meryl's Mom?
- Yeah.

400
00:23:33,946 --> 00:23:34,845
- Meryl!

401
00:23:34,847 --> 00:23:35,713
Meryl...

402
00:23:35,715 --> 00:23:37,748
Olly olly oxen free!

403
00:23:38,184 --> 00:23:39,116
- Um, I'm so sorry,

404
00:23:39,118 --> 00:23:41,485
I have to go, sorry!
- Yeah.

405
00:23:41,487 --> 00:23:42,553
- Everyone get off the lawn!

406
00:23:42,555 --> 00:23:45,189
Meryl's Mom's home,
go, go, go, go!

407
00:23:46,426 --> 00:23:49,794
Move everybody out of
the basement now, go, go!

408
00:23:50,997 --> 00:23:53,798
Okay, adios amigos, go!

409
00:23:59,539 --> 00:24:00,771
Meryl!

410
00:24:06,078 --> 00:24:08,045
- She's early!
- Ah!

411
00:24:08,047 --> 00:24:08,979
- Um, you distract her!

412
00:24:08,981 --> 00:24:12,683
I'm gonna, I'm gonna clean up!
- Okay, go, go, go, go!

413
00:24:33,573 --> 00:24:34,238
- Ew...

414
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:34,905
Hi, Mom!

415
00:24:34,907 --> 00:24:37,141
Go, go, go!

416
00:24:37,143 --> 00:24:39,877
- How
was your show, Mom?

417
00:24:39,879 --> 00:24:40,578
Mom...

418
00:24:40,580 --> 00:24:41,645
Please, please don't freak out,

419
00:24:41,647 --> 00:24:43,747
everything is okay, they're
just, they're having a--

420
00:24:45,651 --> 00:24:48,219
- Oh, Hi Mrs. Fontana.

421
00:24:49,789 --> 00:24:51,222
- Meryl!

422
00:24:51,224 --> 00:24:52,723
Meryl!

423
00:24:57,563 --> 00:25:00,898
What is going on here?
- Um, I mean a...

424
00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:01,999
Girl's night.
- Girl's night!

425
00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:03,234
- Remember?
- Really?

426
00:25:03,236 --> 00:25:07,705
It looks like there were more
than a few girlfriends here.

427
00:25:07,707 --> 00:25:08,806
And this?

428
00:25:08,808 --> 00:25:10,841
Raising money, for what?

429
00:25:10,843 --> 00:25:15,713
- We're trying to raise money
for new guitars, Mrs. Fontana!

430
00:25:16,148 --> 00:25:16,814
- Yeah.

431
00:25:16,816 --> 00:25:18,816
- Well, this was not
the way to do it!

432
00:25:18,818 --> 00:25:21,986
Getting teenagers
drunk in my house?

433
00:25:21,988 --> 00:25:28,626
You two, you make me so mad,
I can't even think straight!

434
00:25:28,628 --> 00:25:29,994
- We are old enough to
make our own decisions.

435
00:25:29,996 --> 00:25:32,963
And also I am so sick of you
trying to control everything

436
00:25:32,965 --> 00:25:34,098
I do.
- Control?

437
00:25:34,100 --> 00:25:36,700
- Yes.
- This is out of control!

438
00:25:36,702 --> 00:25:39,637
I don't know whose idea
it was to drink the liquor

439
00:25:39,639 --> 00:25:41,205
but it was a very stupid move!

440
00:25:41,207 --> 00:25:44,808
- Okay, then what do you
want me to do, become a nun?

441
00:25:45,912 --> 00:25:47,177
- I trusted you.

442
00:25:48,314 --> 00:25:50,781
- Ah, sorry Miss Fontana.

443
00:25:52,084 --> 00:25:54,952
Ow!
- Karen!

444
00:25:54,954 --> 00:25:56,587
- Ow, what are you doing?
- Karen!

445
00:25:56,589 --> 00:25:58,756
Nobody digs drunken behavior.

446
00:25:58,758 --> 00:26:02,192
- I dig it!
- No you don't dig it.

447
00:26:02,662 --> 00:26:03,994
- So Karen and Jill
have to spend the night

448
00:26:03,996 --> 00:26:07,231
because obviously
it's late and.

449
00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:08,732
- Okay.

450
00:26:08,734 --> 00:26:13,938
But this room better look like
Mr. Clean spent the night.

451
00:26:13,940 --> 00:26:17,308
- Where did you run
off to tonight, huh?

452
00:26:18,177 --> 00:26:19,910
- I was with Todd.

453
00:26:20,713 --> 00:26:22,246
- Of course you were.

454
00:26:22,248 --> 00:26:23,347
- It wasn't a big deal, okay.

455
00:26:23,349 --> 00:26:25,115
He just teaching me
how to smoke pot.

456
00:26:25,117 --> 00:26:28,218
- There's a girlfriend
code of conduct, you know!

457
00:26:28,220 --> 00:26:31,155
- I was talking
to him about you.

458
00:26:31,157 --> 00:26:32,656
Sorry!

459
00:26:32,658 --> 00:26:34,258
- Don't do me any favors!

460
00:26:34,260 --> 00:26:37,795
- Oh my God,
guys quit yelling!

461
00:26:37,797 --> 00:26:41,131
My head hurts so bad.

462
00:26:41,133 --> 00:26:43,267
- Are you okay, Karen?
- Guys--

463
00:26:43,269 --> 00:26:44,368
- Here.
- I feel like,

464
00:26:44,370 --> 00:26:45,903
I might throw up again.
- Oh, hold on.

465
00:26:45,905 --> 00:26:48,339
- I'm going on this booze.

466
00:26:49,642 --> 00:26:50,107
- Jesus!

467
00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:52,610
- I think it was the devil.

468
00:26:59,118 --> 00:27:00,017
- I'm so grounded.

469
00:27:00,019 --> 00:27:03,053
I can't even sneeze without
having to explain why.

470
00:27:03,055 --> 00:27:04,655
Next she'll have you, what,

471
00:27:04,657 --> 00:27:08,258
writing a thesis on
wiping your butt?

472
00:27:08,327 --> 00:27:11,762
- You know, I don't know about
this Woodstock thing Lor.

473
00:27:11,764 --> 00:27:14,765
There's no way we're going.

474
00:27:14,767 --> 00:27:15,666
- Seriously, Mer?

475
00:27:15,668 --> 00:27:19,370
This is just a
minor setback, okay.

476
00:27:19,372 --> 00:27:20,371
We'll work really hard.

477
00:27:20,373 --> 00:27:23,907
We'll clean her house, weed
the yard and she'll just forget

478
00:27:23,909 --> 00:27:28,012
about the entire thing by
the time we go, trust me.

479
00:27:28,014 --> 00:27:30,114
- Nope I don't think so.

480
00:27:30,116 --> 00:27:32,383
You know this is my dream, too.

481
00:27:33,285 --> 00:27:34,918
Mom, I'm talking to Lorian.

482
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:36,720
- Maybe the two of you
would like to go to this

483
00:27:36,722 --> 00:27:39,223
Christian camp for
a couple of weeks?

484
00:27:39,225 --> 00:27:40,157
- Mom, she's Jewish.

485
00:27:40,159 --> 00:27:43,227
- I know, but I'm gonna be
out of town with the singers

486
00:27:43,229 --> 00:27:46,830
and I can't leave you and
your brother home alone.

487
00:27:46,832 --> 00:27:47,831
- Why?

488
00:27:47,833 --> 00:27:48,899
Look you can trust me, okay?

489
00:27:48,901 --> 00:27:50,300
The other night was
just a huge mistake

490
00:27:50,302 --> 00:27:52,336
and we promise to
never do that again.

491
00:27:52,338 --> 00:27:53,837
Right, Lorian?

492
00:27:53,839 --> 00:27:54,772
- Right.

493
00:27:54,774 --> 00:27:56,740
- Big mistake, yes.

494
00:27:56,742 --> 00:27:58,342
No trust, yes.

495
00:27:58,344 --> 00:27:59,276
You're two for two.

496
00:27:59,278 --> 00:28:02,179
Now go for the
extra bonus points.

497
00:28:02,181 --> 00:28:04,248
Let me give you a clue,

498
00:28:04,383 --> 00:28:07,284
you're going to camp.

499
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:09,319
Dig?

500
00:28:09,321 --> 00:28:10,754
- Dig.

501
00:28:10,756 --> 00:28:14,858
- You just won yourself
a two-week paid vacation.

502
00:28:16,028 --> 00:28:18,996
- Camp Woodstock, baby!

503
00:28:19,131 --> 00:28:21,398
Where is this Summit Crest?

504
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:24,168
- Mount Hood, so not far.

505
00:28:24,170 --> 00:28:24,968
Please, Mom?

506
00:28:24,970 --> 00:28:28,872
It'll give us an opportunity
to play in front a new audience

507
00:28:28,874 --> 00:28:31,141
and spend the night
staring up at the stars

508
00:28:31,143 --> 00:28:34,411
before getting back into
school in a couple weeks.

509
00:28:34,413 --> 00:28:37,781
- I'm not wild about the
idea of a Christian camp.

510
00:28:37,783 --> 00:28:43,087
- Mom, this camp will
be good for the soul.

511
00:28:44,090 --> 00:28:47,891
And I promise I won't
convert, so don't worry.

512
00:28:49,962 --> 00:28:52,496
And I will come back, a
newly enlightened teen.

513
00:28:52,498 --> 00:28:56,867
- Oh, that is what I'm
afraid of.

514
00:28:56,869 --> 00:28:59,169
Dinner's in a couple hours.
- Okay.

515
00:28:59,171 --> 00:29:00,971
I'll be back soon to help.

516
00:29:00,973 --> 00:29:02,372
- Thank you.

517
00:29:07,413 --> 00:29:09,079
Teenagers.

518
00:29:13,786 --> 00:29:14,518
- Let's go shopping!

519
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:18,355
Think we need to buy some
new threads, my friend.

520
00:29:18,357 --> 00:29:20,357
- Woodstock, here we come!

521
00:29:21,393 --> 00:29:27,264
♪ Oh Susie Q, oh Susie Q ♪

522
00:29:27,533 --> 00:29:34,238
♪ Oh Susie Q baby I
love you, my Susie Q ♪

523
00:29:35,274 --> 00:29:39,009
♪ I like the way you walk ♪

524
00:29:39,011 --> 00:29:42,546
♪ I like the way you talk ♪

525
00:29:42,548 --> 00:29:44,414
♪ I like the way you walk ♪

526
00:29:44,416 --> 00:29:46,817
♪ I like the way you talk ♪

527
00:29:46,819 --> 00:29:50,454
♪ My Susie Q ♪

528
00:29:50,456 --> 00:29:56,160
♪ Yeah ♪

529
00:29:57,530 --> 00:30:03,267
♪ Ah ♪

530
00:30:04,537 --> 00:30:10,808
♪ Oh Susie Q, oh Susie Q ♪

531
00:30:11,343 --> 00:30:17,981
♪ Oh Susie Q, baby I
love you, my Susie Q ♪

532
00:30:40,339 --> 00:30:42,072
- Hello.
- Bye, Mom!

533
00:31:13,906 --> 00:31:18,041
♪ Well you know
where you're goin' ♪

534
00:31:18,043 --> 00:31:19,443
♪ Know where you're goin' ♪

535
00:31:19,445 --> 00:31:22,145
We did it!
- Woo, suck our butt!

536
00:31:22,147 --> 00:31:25,182
Woo!
- Sit down, what are you...

537
00:31:25,184 --> 00:31:27,150
Geez!
- We gotta make one more stop

538
00:31:27,152 --> 00:31:28,352
before we leave town.

539
00:31:28,354 --> 00:31:30,354
At the park.
- Why?

540
00:31:31,190 --> 00:31:33,490
- Gotta score some pot.

541
00:31:33,492 --> 00:31:36,493
Always good to have
bargaining chips.

542
00:31:37,096 --> 00:31:41,231
Mer we're going to
Woodstock, we need pot.

543
00:31:51,543 --> 00:31:55,379
- Looking for something
special today, ladies?

544
00:31:55,381 --> 00:31:57,014
- Um, okay Lor, let's go.

545
00:31:57,016 --> 00:31:59,483
- We are headed to Woodstock.

546
00:31:59,485 --> 00:32:01,985
Looking to score a lid, man.

547
00:32:03,088 --> 00:32:04,988
- Yeah sure, $10.

548
00:32:06,425 --> 00:32:09,359
Dude doesn't like to
deal with strangers.

549
00:32:09,361 --> 00:32:10,627
Dig?

550
00:32:13,098 --> 00:32:16,633
Woodstock, cool trip.
- Mmm-hmm.

551
00:32:16,936 --> 00:32:20,003
- That's my guy wait here.
- God raised him

552
00:32:20,005 --> 00:32:21,104
from the dead
- Be right back.

553
00:32:21,106 --> 00:32:23,407
- For this
reason, God gave them up

554
00:32:23,409 --> 00:32:27,577
to vile regions, for even
their women exchanged

555
00:32:27,579 --> 00:32:32,282
their natural youth for
what is against nature.

556
00:32:32,284 --> 00:32:34,151
Likewise, also the men.

557
00:32:34,153 --> 00:32:36,386
Leaving the natural
use of the woman

558
00:32:36,388 --> 00:32:39,256
burned in their lust
for one another.

559
00:32:39,258 --> 00:32:41,591
- I think you're judging
us, is unnatural.

560
00:32:41,593 --> 00:32:44,995
- Men with men, committing
what is shameful

561
00:32:44,997 --> 00:32:49,099
and receiving in themselves,
the penalty of their error.

562
00:32:49,101 --> 00:32:51,702
- What is God's penalty
for being homosexual?

563
00:32:51,704 --> 00:32:55,205
It's not like they're forcing
their lifestyles onto you!

564
00:32:55,207 --> 00:32:57,641
- You've met your match, Daily!

565
00:32:58,744 --> 00:33:01,411
- And even
as they did not like to

566
00:33:01,413 --> 00:33:02,746
retain God in--
- Do you even have a

567
00:33:02,748 --> 00:33:06,016
brain of your own or are you
just brainwashed by that book?

568
00:33:06,018 --> 00:33:06,483
Huh?

569
00:33:06,485 --> 00:33:09,619
That book that's written by
men, not by God, not by Jesus,

570
00:33:09,621 --> 00:33:11,588
but by men who are just putting

571
00:33:11,590 --> 00:33:14,157
their beliefs and
values onto us!

572
00:33:14,159 --> 00:33:15,759
- Lorian can you
please just leave

573
00:33:15,761 --> 00:33:17,427
that poor preacher man alone?

574
00:33:17,429 --> 00:33:19,229
I think he should leave

575
00:33:19,231 --> 00:33:21,565
these poor, peaceful
people alone!

576
00:33:21,734 --> 00:33:28,238
- Back biters, haters of God,
violent, proud, boasters.

577
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:33,076
Inventors of evil things,
disobedient to their parents.

578
00:33:33,145 --> 00:33:35,112
- Okay you got me
there, big guy.

579
00:33:35,114 --> 00:33:39,649
- Untrustworthy, unloving,
unforgiving, unmerciful,

580
00:33:39,651 --> 00:33:42,753
who know in
the righteous judgment of God

581
00:33:42,755 --> 00:33:45,122
that those who
practice such things,

582
00:33:45,124 --> 00:33:46,723
are deserving of difference.

583
00:33:46,725 --> 00:33:48,592
- He ripped us off.

584
00:33:48,594 --> 00:33:50,260
Damn it we're so stupid.

585
00:33:50,262 --> 00:33:51,528
- You and your drug shit, Lor...

586
00:33:51,530 --> 00:33:53,096
Can we just go?
- No.

587
00:33:53,098 --> 00:33:54,765
I'm gonna go find that freak.

588
00:33:54,767 --> 00:33:57,134
You get in the car.

589
00:33:57,136 --> 00:33:58,702
- If you
confess with you mouth--

590
00:33:58,704 --> 00:34:02,439
- Fine.
- that Jesus is Lord!

591
00:34:03,442 --> 00:34:06,643
That God raised
him from the dead!

592
00:34:12,284 --> 00:34:14,551
Otherwise, let's face it.

593
00:34:14,553 --> 00:34:17,721
You are condemned to Hell.

594
00:34:18,190 --> 00:34:19,256
- Watch out, Hell!

595
00:34:19,258 --> 00:34:21,625
Here comes the chosen people!

596
00:34:23,062 --> 00:34:25,629
All right!

597
00:34:32,071 --> 00:34:33,637
- You get your drugs?

598
00:34:33,639 --> 00:34:35,572
- He ripped me off.

599
00:34:35,574 --> 00:34:36,673
I can't believe I'm so naive.

600
00:34:36,675 --> 00:34:39,242
The first time, I score
pot from a stranger

601
00:34:39,244 --> 00:34:40,177
and he rips me off!

602
00:34:40,179 --> 00:34:41,445
That just pisses me off!

603
00:34:41,447 --> 00:34:42,646
- All right, relax.

604
00:34:42,648 --> 00:34:45,749
Got you a lid and you
let off some steam.

605
00:34:45,751 --> 00:34:46,616
You feel better?

606
00:34:46,618 --> 00:34:48,251
- As a matter of fact, I do.

607
00:34:48,253 --> 00:34:54,591
And lookey what else.

608
00:34:54,793 --> 00:34:55,659
- What is that?

609
00:34:55,661 --> 00:34:57,594
- Orange Sunshine...

610
00:34:57,596 --> 00:34:58,295
Acid.

611
00:34:58,297 --> 00:35:00,263
Are you experienced?
- No.

612
00:35:00,265 --> 00:35:02,466
- Well you will be
after this trip.

613
00:35:02,468 --> 00:35:03,500
He said it's very mellow.

614
00:35:03,502 --> 00:35:06,403
And we are going
to the rockin-est,

615
00:35:06,405 --> 00:35:07,838
rock concert in the world.

616
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:10,774
- Man you think of everything.
- Mmm-hmm.

617
00:35:10,776 --> 00:35:11,741
- Can we just go now?

618
00:35:11,743 --> 00:35:15,178
And better hide that
somewhere, here.

619
00:35:26,325 --> 00:35:29,292
- It's free, just
had to show him my tits.

620
00:35:29,294 --> 00:35:31,428
- Lor!
- I'm kidding!

621
00:35:43,342 --> 00:35:46,343
- Just going as
far as Hood River.

622
00:35:47,713 --> 00:35:49,212
Woo-hoo!

623
00:36:01,660 --> 00:36:04,628
- Ridiculous!
- Oh, what the hell?

624
00:36:28,820 --> 00:36:30,287
- Hi!

625
00:36:45,504 --> 00:36:47,370
- Hey, you chicks have any weed?

626
00:36:47,372 --> 00:36:48,271
- Yeah, sure man.

627
00:36:48,273 --> 00:36:50,273
Mer give him the bud.

628
00:36:52,344 --> 00:36:53,677
- Oh.

629
00:36:57,783 --> 00:37:00,684
- Now, that's nice!

630
00:37:07,559 --> 00:37:08,825
- Uh...

631
00:37:09,294 --> 00:37:10,293
Lor can we take a break?

632
00:37:10,295 --> 00:37:13,830
- Huh?
- It's just...

633
00:37:13,832 --> 00:37:16,266
The Columbia Gorge is
absolutely beautiful

634
00:37:16,268 --> 00:37:18,468
and I've never been to
any of those parks before

635
00:37:18,470 --> 00:37:20,870
and I've been all around
the world with my Mom

636
00:37:20,872 --> 00:37:23,807
but never one of
Oregon's own state parks.

637
00:37:23,809 --> 00:37:25,842
Isn't that so weird?

638
00:37:26,311 --> 00:37:27,544
Please?

639
00:37:27,546 --> 00:37:28,845
- Sure and I have to pee anyway.

640
00:37:28,847 --> 00:37:32,682
But then after that, no
more sightseeing, okay?

641
00:37:32,684 --> 00:37:33,717
We gotta book it.

642
00:37:33,719 --> 00:37:34,951
Is that cool with you.

643
00:37:34,953 --> 00:37:37,621
- Cool with me, sister!

644
00:37:37,789 --> 00:37:40,357
- This one looks good.
- This is it.

645
00:37:48,267 --> 00:37:51,901
♪ I can see what
you're thinking ♪

646
00:37:51,903 --> 00:37:56,473
♪ She plays you for a fool ♪

647
00:37:56,475 --> 00:38:00,977
♪ So now you'll fix
her by drinking ♪

648
00:38:00,979 --> 00:38:01,945
- Is everything okay?

649
00:38:01,947 --> 00:38:03,713
♪ And I'm trying to be cool ♪

650
00:38:03,715 --> 00:38:04,848
- Yeah she gets like this

651
00:38:04,850 --> 00:38:07,384
when she's humming her new song.

652
00:38:07,386 --> 00:38:08,952
♪ That you might be wrong ♪

653
00:38:08,954 --> 00:38:10,720
- I'm gonna put my
feet up, chill a while.

654
00:38:10,722 --> 00:38:12,822
♪ We haven't known
each other very long ♪

655
00:38:12,824 --> 00:38:19,629
♪ I've got just one thing
to say in her defense ♪

656
00:38:22,534 --> 00:38:24,501
♪ That's not hardness you see ♪

657
00:38:25,404 --> 00:38:30,040
♪ It's just a
twisted innocence ♪

658
00:38:32,010 --> 00:38:33,543
- Gotta keep on truckin' Meryl

659
00:38:33,545 --> 00:38:35,845
or we'll never make it on time.

660
00:38:35,847 --> 00:38:37,981
- Okay but no
more hitchhikers, please.

661
00:38:37,983 --> 00:38:39,616
- You got it.

662
00:38:39,818 --> 00:38:42,552
♪ I've watched her
wade through hell ♪

663
00:38:42,554 --> 00:38:44,954
- Isn't it so beautiful?

664
00:38:45,457 --> 00:38:47,357
So inspirational.

665
00:38:48,026 --> 00:38:50,593
Just a few
more minutes, Lor.

666
00:38:50,595 --> 00:38:51,928
Okay?

667
00:38:52,597 --> 00:38:53,563
- Okay.

668
00:38:53,565 --> 00:38:56,433
Just a few more minutes.

669
00:38:56,868 --> 00:38:59,369
- All that water, restless...

670
00:38:59,371 --> 00:39:02,072
Determined to get somewhere.

671
00:39:02,541 --> 00:39:05,075
Kind of reminds me
of you, actually.

672
00:39:07,479 --> 00:39:08,945
- That's cool.

673
00:39:10,015 --> 00:39:13,917
Seriously though, we
gotta stay on schedule.

674
00:39:14,386 --> 00:39:15,719
I'm gonna hanging
loose with Martin,

675
00:39:15,721 --> 00:39:19,823
make sure he doesn't make
off with any of the food.

676
00:39:19,825 --> 00:39:20,490
- Okay.

677
00:39:20,492 --> 00:39:24,027
♪ Like a flower that's
been stepped on ♪

678
00:39:27,999 --> 00:39:30,033
- I need you to help me.

679
00:39:32,904 --> 00:39:36,373
- Um for what?

680
00:39:36,375 --> 00:39:38,942
- My number's up
and I can't stand up

681
00:39:38,944 --> 00:39:40,577
for a 'cause I don't believe in.

682
00:39:40,579 --> 00:39:43,947
Especially that bloodbath
in Southern Asia.

683
00:39:43,949 --> 00:39:45,482
There's no way I'm gonna
make that bum trip.

684
00:39:45,484 --> 00:39:47,617
- What are you talking
about? Just put the gun down!

685
00:39:47,619 --> 00:39:51,855
- I heard so many horror
stories from my friend, Tool.

686
00:39:52,624 --> 00:39:53,890
Men you think that
got your back,

687
00:39:53,892 --> 00:39:56,693
blown to bits right
in front of your eyes.

688
00:39:56,695 --> 00:40:00,597
I've had nightmares just
from my friends nightmares.

689
00:40:00,599 --> 00:40:01,831
Bad scene, man.

690
00:40:01,833 --> 00:40:03,666
But
there's only one way.

691
00:40:03,668 --> 00:40:05,602
I tried to do it myself
but I couldn't do it.

692
00:40:05,604 --> 00:40:06,836
- What are you talking about?

693
00:40:06,838 --> 00:40:10,006
- I need you to
shoot off my big toe.

694
00:40:10,909 --> 00:40:12,642
- Don't look at me.

695
00:40:12,644 --> 00:40:15,645
- Seriously, that
just ain't right.

696
00:40:16,548 --> 00:40:19,015
- Lor, come here, Lor!

697
00:40:20,752 --> 00:40:21,518
- Please.

698
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:24,888
My friend, Tool was
a tunnel rat in Nam.

699
00:40:25,123 --> 00:40:28,892
He would come up the tunnel
and the stars were so bright,

700
00:40:28,894 --> 00:40:31,127
like the Northern Lights.

701
00:40:31,863 --> 00:40:33,463
He wanted to turn 'em off...

702
00:40:33,465 --> 00:40:35,765
Afraid it might lead
the gooks right to him.

703
00:40:39,104 --> 00:40:40,703
My number's up.

704
00:40:41,673 --> 00:40:43,139
And I can't go...

705
00:40:43,141 --> 00:40:44,741
I won't go!

706
00:40:46,211 --> 00:40:49,045
- That's, that's a
bit extreme isn't it?

707
00:40:49,047 --> 00:40:49,979
- I can't even vote!

708
00:40:49,981 --> 00:40:52,048
I'll be 20 next week and I
can go to war for the dicks

709
00:40:52,050 --> 00:40:55,485
but I can't even vote these
bloodsuckers out of office?

710
00:40:55,487 --> 00:40:56,519
- Come on, man!

711
00:40:56,521 --> 00:40:57,554
Just drop the gun, please!

712
00:40:57,556 --> 00:41:01,524
- Stop freaking out!
- It's a crock o' shit!

713
00:41:01,526 --> 00:41:02,659
- Don't do it.

714
00:41:03,862 --> 00:41:06,529
- Uncle Sam can take
that war and shove it!

715
00:41:06,531 --> 00:41:08,665
Oh, hell no I won't
go!

716
00:41:11,203 --> 00:41:12,836
- Oh, God!

717
00:41:27,886 --> 00:41:29,018
- Thank you, ladies!

718
00:41:29,020 --> 00:41:30,987
I would be off to war
if you hadn't helped me.

719
00:41:30,989 --> 00:41:33,022
I will never forget
you for this.

720
00:41:33,024 --> 00:41:33,990
- Wait, wait, wait...

721
00:41:33,992 --> 00:41:36,926
Can I take a picture
of your foot?

722
00:41:36,928 --> 00:41:37,627
- Sure.

723
00:41:42,667 --> 00:41:44,000
- Classic.

724
00:41:48,240 --> 00:41:50,173
That cat was so young
and so bummed out.

725
00:41:50,175 --> 00:41:53,276
Screw those government assholes
making us fight for what?

726
00:41:53,278 --> 00:41:55,078
For who?
- We're actually fighting

727
00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:57,714
Russia and the
communism in Vietnam.

728
00:41:57,716 --> 00:41:59,148
And we lost so many of our men,

729
00:41:59,150 --> 00:42:00,183
and we're losing this war.

730
00:42:00,185 --> 00:42:02,986
- I just don't get
it. It doesn't make any sense.

731
00:42:02,988 --> 00:42:04,954
- And a downer.
- I have an idea,

732
00:42:04,956 --> 00:42:07,790
how about everybody just
drops their weapons,

733
00:42:07,792 --> 00:42:12,295
smokes a joint with each
other and get mellow.

734
00:42:12,931 --> 00:42:13,897
Problem solved.

735
00:42:14,833 --> 00:42:19,235
- Sally's acting up.
- Something's wrong.

736
00:42:23,808 --> 00:42:29,045
Hi!

737
00:42:29,047 --> 00:42:30,079
Hi.
- Sounds like,

738
00:42:30,081 --> 00:42:32,815
he's running a little rough.
- Yes sir.

739
00:42:32,817 --> 00:42:36,886
I don't know, she just
started making weird sounds.

740
00:42:36,888 --> 00:42:38,087
Are you a mechanic?

741
00:42:38,089 --> 00:42:38,888
- Oh, yes ma'am.

742
00:42:38,890 --> 00:42:40,990
I can take care of
you right inside.

743
00:42:40,992 --> 00:42:43,159
Go ahead and pull her on in.

744
00:42:43,161 --> 00:42:45,762
- Thank you.

745
00:42:53,905 --> 00:42:56,105
- Some sort of half-breed.

746
00:42:58,577 --> 00:43:01,177
- Okay, I'm gonna go get
something from across the street.

747
00:43:01,179 --> 00:43:02,679
Do you want anything?

748
00:43:02,681 --> 00:43:03,313
- No I'm good.

749
00:43:03,315 --> 00:43:06,282
I'll come get you
when we're done.

750
00:43:09,888 --> 00:43:12,755
- All right, fire it up.

751
00:43:17,662 --> 00:43:19,362
That's enough.

752
00:43:19,631 --> 00:43:20,830
Let's take a look at your plugs.

753
00:43:20,832 --> 00:43:22,799
- I had her tuned up
right before I left,

754
00:43:22,801 --> 00:43:24,133
she should be fine.
- No.

755
00:43:24,135 --> 00:43:26,803
- Do you have another ratchet?

756
00:43:28,106 --> 00:43:29,639
- You uh, check your own plugs?

757
00:43:29,641 --> 00:43:33,042
- It should be at
zero-point-three-four.

758
00:43:33,044 --> 00:43:34,978
They're preset, right?

759
00:43:34,980 --> 00:43:36,045
- Hmm, yeah, yeah.

760
00:43:36,047 --> 00:43:39,248
Say listen honey, I could use
a little help around this shop

761
00:43:39,250 --> 00:43:42,919
if you're looking for
a job, sweet cheeks.

762
00:43:43,088 --> 00:43:44,854
I mean, you could,

763
00:43:45,624 --> 00:43:48,691
service the cars and the men.

764
00:43:49,694 --> 00:43:51,260
What do you think?

765
00:43:51,363 --> 00:43:53,129
- I don't think so.

766
00:43:53,131 --> 00:43:55,264
- Well--
- It's not really my thing.

767
00:43:55,266 --> 00:43:56,099
I'm a singer.

768
00:43:56,101 --> 00:43:58,067
I just like to keep her running.

769
00:43:58,069 --> 00:44:02,171
- Well, you could
start right away.

770
00:44:02,641 --> 00:44:04,007
You know.

771
00:44:11,783 --> 00:44:12,649
Think about it.

772
00:44:12,651 --> 00:44:16,753
Washing windshields,
bending over the car.

773
00:44:18,356 --> 00:44:21,124
A lot of men around these
parts would love to come

774
00:44:21,126 --> 00:44:23,860
and take a look at your parts.

775
00:44:23,928 --> 00:44:28,264
Sweet, young, hippie
chick mechanic.

776
00:44:28,266 --> 00:44:32,368
- Look, Mr. Richard, I just
wanna get my car started.

777
00:44:32,370 --> 00:44:35,171
Okay?
- Fair enough.

778
00:44:35,674 --> 00:44:37,774
You all buttoned up?
- Yeah.

779
00:44:37,776 --> 00:44:38,841
- All right.

780
00:44:38,843 --> 00:44:41,144
Let's see how good you are.

781
00:44:46,017 --> 00:44:47,383
- Far out.

782
00:44:49,954 --> 00:44:51,754
How much do I owe you?

783
00:44:53,091 --> 00:44:55,258
- Well, I'll tell you what...

784
00:44:55,260 --> 00:44:57,894
I'll make you a special deal.

785
00:44:59,330 --> 00:45:01,698
You don't owe me a thing.

786
00:45:02,834 --> 00:45:04,133
Yeah.

787
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:19,749
- You're not some kind
of sicko, are you?

788
00:45:19,751 --> 00:45:21,718
How much dough do you want, huh?

789
00:45:28,159 --> 00:45:29,792
Just, here.

790
00:45:31,896 --> 00:45:32,995
Just come on...

791
00:45:32,997 --> 00:45:35,198
Gimme my keys, now!

792
00:45:40,171 --> 00:45:42,071
- I tell you what...

793
00:45:43,041 --> 00:45:46,075
Why don't you hang
on to these ones

794
00:45:46,411 --> 00:45:52,949
and I'll take a
look.

795
00:45:55,954 --> 00:45:59,989
Well now, looks
like I was right.

796
00:46:02,393 --> 00:46:06,262
That is one fine
pair of titties.

797
00:46:09,901 --> 00:46:14,871
- My friend's waiting for me.
- Yeah, I know.

798
00:46:15,473 --> 00:46:16,773
No, come on now.
- No, stop it!

799
00:46:16,775 --> 00:46:19,308
- I'm not--
- No, no, no!

800
00:46:19,310 --> 00:46:21,811
Put me down now you asshole!

801
00:46:23,348 --> 00:46:25,815
- Say goodnight, Dick!

802
00:46:25,817 --> 00:46:27,817
- G'night, Dick!

803
00:46:27,819 --> 00:46:29,085
Meryl.

804
00:46:29,087 --> 00:46:31,821
- Huh?
- Go get in the car, go.

805
00:46:38,263 --> 00:46:41,364
- Lor! What are
you doing with those--

806
00:46:41,366 --> 00:46:42,465
- Go get my camera from the car.

807
00:46:42,467 --> 00:46:45,802
- No, are you serious?
- Go!

808
00:47:00,251 --> 00:47:04,086
Have a nice trip, asshole.

809
00:47:20,471 --> 00:47:26,843
I can't get
that guy outta my head.

810
00:47:27,478 --> 00:47:28,911
Are you all right?

811
00:47:32,050 --> 00:47:34,383
- Do you think I killed him?

812
00:47:38,089 --> 00:47:39,922
- No.

813
00:47:39,924 --> 00:47:41,891
Not that freak.

814
00:47:45,563 --> 00:47:48,431
We should call the cops.

815
00:47:48,867 --> 00:47:50,199
- No.

816
00:47:52,203 --> 00:47:55,571
- No.

817
00:47:58,076 --> 00:48:00,343
Do you wanna drive, Mer?

818
00:48:00,345 --> 00:48:01,944
I need to rest.

819
00:48:02,881 --> 00:48:05,514
- What time is it?
- It's late.

820
00:48:05,617 --> 00:48:08,417
Let's pull over,
unless you wanna drive.

821
00:48:08,419 --> 00:48:09,185
- No.

822
00:48:09,187 --> 00:48:15,491
- Okay.
- No I want my bed.

823
00:48:33,011 --> 00:48:36,178
- There should be
a river over there.

824
00:48:37,148 --> 00:48:39,382
Let's find an access road.

825
00:48:41,319 --> 00:48:42,118
- Okay.

826
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:44,253
- We'll camp out.

827
00:48:50,128 --> 00:48:51,627
Yeah?

828
00:48:51,629 --> 00:48:53,129
Okay.

829
00:48:55,266 --> 00:48:58,534
- Okay.

830
00:49:32,270 --> 00:49:34,737
Wait, wait, wait, wait!

831
00:49:34,739 --> 00:49:39,475
Let's
just smoke a joint.

832
00:49:39,477 --> 00:49:41,344
- Get up, get up, get up.

833
00:49:41,346 --> 00:49:42,645
Here.

834
00:49:50,621 --> 00:49:52,021
Yeah, what the hell.

835
00:49:52,023 --> 00:49:52,655
I'll take a hit.

836
00:49:58,529 --> 00:50:02,431
God I really hope I
didn't kill that guy.

837
00:50:07,205 --> 00:50:08,304
- Mer it was...

838
00:50:08,306 --> 00:50:12,008
I don't know it,

839
00:50:12,010 --> 00:50:13,576
it wasn't pretty.

840
00:50:15,079 --> 00:50:17,279
You saved my ass.

841
00:50:18,616 --> 00:50:22,351
He was just so
creepy, touching me.

842
00:50:22,353 --> 00:50:25,788
It's just.

843
00:50:25,790 --> 00:50:29,792
- You know that I'd do
anything for you, right?

844
00:50:30,595 --> 00:50:32,294
To protect you.

845
00:50:33,197 --> 00:50:34,663
I love you.

846
00:50:35,033 --> 00:50:38,267
Just really hope
that didn't kill him.

847
00:50:39,470 --> 00:50:41,170
- Thank you, Mer.

848
00:50:42,774 --> 00:50:46,275
And we'll get past
this, I promise.

849
00:50:46,344 --> 00:50:48,811
I'm sure we'll run into even

850
00:50:48,813 --> 00:50:51,514
more assholes all along the way.

851
00:50:52,417 --> 00:50:53,816
We just have to,

852
00:50:56,220 --> 00:50:58,220
just have to expand our radar.

853
00:50:58,222 --> 00:50:59,088
Right, sister?

854
00:50:59,090 --> 00:50:59,755
Right?
- Right.

855
00:50:59,757 --> 00:51:01,590
- That's all we have to do.

856
00:51:01,592 --> 00:51:03,059
Come on.

857
00:51:03,594 --> 00:51:05,127
- What are we doing?
- I don't know.

858
00:51:05,129 --> 00:51:10,099
Do you wanna dance with
me?

859
00:51:10,101 --> 00:51:11,534
- I'm high!

860
00:51:13,404 --> 00:51:14,804
I'm tired.

861
00:51:31,656 --> 00:51:34,423
- Ah, damn mosquitoes!

862
00:51:36,694 --> 00:51:40,729
Rise and shine, my bright
star!

863
00:51:40,731 --> 00:51:42,398
Can you grab me some food?

864
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:43,799
I have the munchies.

865
00:51:47,171 --> 00:51:47,770
- What the hell?

866
00:51:47,772 --> 00:51:51,373
- This is a minor
setback, my friend.

867
00:51:51,375 --> 00:51:54,610
We'll just make up
for lost time today.

868
00:52:00,451 --> 00:52:01,217
Let's go!

869
00:52:02,153 --> 00:52:03,219
We're almost to Twin Falls,

870
00:52:03,221 --> 00:52:07,389
you know the best thing we'll
be legal drinking age, 18.

871
00:52:08,292 --> 00:52:10,593
- We're 17, Lor.

872
00:52:10,595 --> 00:52:12,228
- Twin Falls, my friend
and then Lincoln,

873
00:52:12,230 --> 00:52:15,764
Nebraska by tonight and
Woodstock in two days.

874
00:52:15,766 --> 00:52:17,333
It'll work out perfectly.

875
00:52:17,335 --> 00:52:18,601
- Cool.

876
00:52:19,303 --> 00:52:20,736
- Breakfast?

877
00:52:21,305 --> 00:52:23,305
- Yeah.
- Just wait here.

878
00:52:23,307 --> 00:52:24,573
- Okay.

879
00:52:37,788 --> 00:52:39,255
Hi.

880
00:52:39,257 --> 00:52:40,556
- Hello.

881
00:52:41,259 --> 00:52:44,360
I got us donuts, here.
- Hmmm.

882
00:52:49,567 --> 00:52:51,433
Did you steal that beer?

883
00:52:51,435 --> 00:52:54,904
- No.
- Did you get me one?

884
00:52:56,674 --> 00:52:57,573
- Of course I did!

885
00:52:57,575 --> 00:52:59,542
Breakfast of champions!

886
00:52:59,544 --> 00:53:00,709
- Thank you.

887
00:53:00,711 --> 00:53:02,178
Cheers.

888
00:53:07,385 --> 00:53:09,785
I'd like to stop at a church.

889
00:53:11,455 --> 00:53:13,589
- A church, what for?

890
00:53:13,758 --> 00:53:16,225
- Yeah, yeah I wanna
stop at a church.

891
00:53:16,227 --> 00:53:18,894
Just for, just for a few
minutes, Lor, please?

892
00:53:18,896 --> 00:53:22,531
- A few minutes
here, a few minutes there.

893
00:53:22,533 --> 00:53:24,233
Minutes add up to hours,

894
00:53:24,235 --> 00:53:26,302
hours to days and then
before you know it,

895
00:53:26,304 --> 00:53:27,836
we're missing out on the
greatest show on Earth,

896
00:53:27,838 --> 00:53:30,272
where we would play in
front of the entire world,

897
00:53:30,274 --> 00:53:33,576
make our mark in history,
changing life as we know it!

898
00:53:33,578 --> 00:53:34,810
Come on.
- And get famous!

899
00:53:34,812 --> 00:53:36,245
Stop at a church.

900
00:53:59,937 --> 00:54:06,475
♪ When Israel was
in Egypt's land ♪

901
00:54:06,477 --> 00:54:10,646
♪ Let my people go ♪

902
00:54:10,648 --> 00:54:16,318
♪ When Israel was
in Egypt's land ♪

903
00:54:16,487 --> 00:54:17,319
- Lor!

904
00:54:17,321 --> 00:54:18,020
♪ Let my-- ♪

905
00:54:18,022 --> 00:54:18,988
Lor, are you serious?

906
00:54:18,990 --> 00:54:21,323
This is a Catholic funeral.

907
00:54:21,325 --> 00:54:23,926
- Catholics like
Moses, don't they?

908
00:54:27,398 --> 00:54:28,297
- Just follow me.

909
00:54:28,299 --> 00:54:30,833
- Just tryin' to
make some extra cash.

910
00:54:35,506 --> 00:54:42,011
♪ Michael row the boat
ashore, hallelujah ♪

911
00:54:43,514 --> 00:54:50,019
♪ Michael row the boat
ashore, hallelujah ♪

912
00:54:51,722 --> 00:54:58,294
♪ Sister help to trim
the sails, hallelujah ♪

913
00:55:03,634 --> 00:55:05,834
- Having a bit of a
get-together tonight,

914
00:55:05,836 --> 00:55:08,070
a memorial for my,

915
00:55:08,072 --> 00:55:12,908
my host family, they suffered
the loss of their son.

916
00:55:13,778 --> 00:55:15,377
- I'm so sorry.

917
00:55:15,813 --> 00:55:17,913
- Yeah, very sorry.

918
00:55:17,982 --> 00:55:19,882
- He died in Vietnam.

919
00:55:20,651 --> 00:55:22,418
Would you care to join us?

920
00:55:22,420 --> 00:55:24,086
I could really use a company.

921
00:55:24,088 --> 00:55:25,020
- Uh, yes...

922
00:55:25,022 --> 00:55:27,856
Yes, that would be lovely.

923
00:55:27,858 --> 00:55:32,061
- Um, don't you think we should
get back on the road, Mer?

924
00:55:32,063 --> 00:55:35,998
- You'll have to tell me
about your journey over tea?

925
00:55:36,067 --> 00:55:37,766
Few minutes, yeah?

926
00:55:37,768 --> 00:55:39,068
- Yes, that sounds great!

927
00:55:39,070 --> 00:55:42,838
Should we bring
any flowers or anything?

928
00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:45,374
- No, no not necessary.

929
00:55:45,376 --> 00:55:46,942
It's quite a feast.

930
00:55:46,944 --> 00:55:50,346
Just follow us home and
we'll be back in a jiffy.

931
00:55:50,348 --> 00:55:50,846
- Yes.

932
00:55:50,848 --> 00:55:53,482
- All right, just a
few minutes though.

933
00:55:53,484 --> 00:55:56,952
- Uh, come to the
left-side of the house.

934
00:55:56,954 --> 00:55:58,053
Our patio's in the basement.

935
00:55:58,055 --> 00:56:00,556
Cheerio, then.
- Cheerio!

936
00:56:01,992 --> 00:56:06,562
- I am literally
salivating.

937
00:56:06,564 --> 00:56:07,563
- Dibs.

938
00:56:07,565 --> 00:56:10,866
Seriously, dibs.

939
00:56:10,868 --> 00:56:13,635
Plug your glands, baby.

940
00:56:13,637 --> 00:56:17,106
He's mine.

941
00:56:29,653 --> 00:56:31,987
- This one is so cute.

942
00:56:31,989 --> 00:56:34,590
- I look like a fairy duster.

943
00:56:35,025 --> 00:56:36,091
- What's a fairy duster?

944
00:56:36,093 --> 00:56:40,062
- I don't know but I
think I look like one.

945
00:56:41,499 --> 00:56:44,066
These are cute, right?

946
00:57:01,719 --> 00:57:04,620
- Perfect, duh.

947
00:57:06,557 --> 00:57:09,825
- Welcome to The
Cavern Club, ladies.

948
00:57:09,827 --> 00:57:11,460
- Cool.

949
00:57:11,462 --> 00:57:13,028
- Sweet pad.

950
00:57:13,964 --> 00:57:16,031
You know, I don't think
we ever got your name.

951
00:57:16,033 --> 00:57:18,434
I'm Meryl and this is Lorian.

952
00:57:18,436 --> 00:57:20,436
We go by Mer and Lor.

953
00:57:20,438 --> 00:57:22,938
- Or Lor and Mer.

954
00:57:23,140 --> 00:57:24,072
What's your handle?

955
00:57:24,074 --> 00:57:27,976
- I don't know, but you
can grab on right here.

956
00:57:28,979 --> 00:57:31,647
- Um she
meant your name.

957
00:57:31,649 --> 00:57:32,714
- Uh, yes...

958
00:57:32,716 --> 00:57:34,983
Mick.
- Ooh, like Mick Jagger?

959
00:57:34,985 --> 00:57:37,085
I bet you can't get enough
satisfaction, either.

960
00:57:37,087 --> 00:57:42,858
I could probably help
with that.

961
00:57:42,860 --> 00:57:44,960
- British lad?
- Right.

962
00:57:44,962 --> 00:57:45,761
From Liverpool.

963
00:57:45,763 --> 00:57:48,564
Here as an exchange
student for the year.

964
00:57:48,566 --> 00:57:49,965
- Cool, Liverpool.

965
00:57:49,967 --> 00:57:54,770
- That's where The Beatles
are from, right?

966
00:57:54,772 --> 00:57:56,138
Do you know them?

967
00:57:56,140 --> 00:57:57,773
- No, love.
- Oh.

968
00:57:57,775 --> 00:57:59,808
- Liverpool is a big city.

969
00:57:59,810 --> 00:58:02,945
About half-a-million
people, or so.

970
00:58:08,486 --> 00:58:10,619
Would you like to play?

971
00:58:11,155 --> 00:58:13,522
- Um, yeah sure.

972
00:58:14,124 --> 00:58:15,557
I'd love to hear you play.

973
00:58:15,559 --> 00:58:17,793
- You two don't mind if I
get into something a bit

974
00:58:17,795 --> 00:58:20,696
more comfortable, do you?
- Mmm-mmm.

975
00:58:20,698 --> 00:58:22,097
- Do you?

976
00:58:22,566 --> 00:58:23,999
Be right back.

977
00:58:28,772 --> 00:58:31,039
- Dibs, dibs, dibs.

978
00:58:31,041 --> 00:58:32,674
Come on, Mer you
always get the guys!

979
00:58:32,676 --> 00:58:38,814
Just this once, tell him that
you have a boyfriend, please.

980
00:58:39,683 --> 00:58:41,717
What about Todd?

981
00:58:41,719 --> 00:58:43,585
- You can have Todd.

982
00:58:44,154 --> 00:58:45,654
- Um.

983
00:58:53,564 --> 00:58:55,697
- Time to drop, ladies.

984
00:58:57,668 --> 00:58:58,967
- Um.

985
00:58:59,169 --> 00:58:59,968
- Come on, Mer.

986
00:58:59,970 --> 00:59:02,571
Let's take a trip.

987
00:59:02,806 --> 00:59:04,006
It will be fun.

988
00:59:04,008 --> 00:59:05,807
Come over here.

989
00:59:05,809 --> 00:59:09,611
- The only trip I'm taking
Lor is to Woodstock.

990
00:59:09,847 --> 00:59:12,281
- Woodstock, stunning.

991
00:59:12,283 --> 00:59:15,217
Now that sounds like
a trip and a half.

992
00:59:15,219 --> 00:59:16,718
- Yeah it should be pretty cool.

993
00:59:16,720 --> 00:59:19,121
You know we should get back
on the road, Lor shouldn't we?

994
00:59:19,123 --> 00:59:21,056
Let's just not and
say we did, okay?

995
00:59:21,058 --> 00:59:25,327
- It's only a couple
of hours and I promise,

996
00:59:25,329 --> 00:59:28,330
you'll have the
experience of your life.

997
00:59:28,332 --> 00:59:29,031
- Us?

998
00:59:29,033 --> 00:59:31,233
No, I'm okay really,
I'm sorry I can't.

999
00:59:31,235 --> 00:59:32,067
I'm a virgin.

1000
00:59:32,069 --> 00:59:33,635
- What are you afraid of?

1001
00:59:33,637 --> 00:59:34,703
I'm a complete gentleman.

1002
00:59:34,705 --> 00:59:38,640
- I'm just, I've heard a lot
of scary stories about it.

1003
00:59:38,642 --> 00:59:41,009
- She always digs her heels in.

1004
00:59:41,011 --> 00:59:43,245
Just gotta let your
hair down, Mer.

1005
00:59:43,247 --> 00:59:45,147
It'll be fun!

1006
00:59:45,149 --> 00:59:46,181
- No, don't even, please,

1007
00:59:46,183 --> 00:59:49,084
trying to be fun
when it's never fun--

1008
00:59:51,722 --> 00:59:52,688
- I'll be right here.

1009
00:59:52,690 --> 00:59:53,822
And the parents are upstairs.

1010
00:59:53,824 --> 00:59:57,759
I promise you'll
have a good trip.

1011
01:00:06,370 --> 01:00:09,671
- Seriously, Mer?

1012
01:00:27,157 --> 01:00:33,695
♪ My mind is higher
than a cloud ♪

1013
01:00:34,932 --> 01:00:41,269
♪ I don't want it
to come on down ♪

1014
01:00:42,740 --> 01:00:49,111
♪ I thought I had
things figured out ♪

1015
01:00:50,414 --> 01:00:56,985
♪ She makes me high
when she's around ♪

1016
01:00:58,322 --> 01:01:02,424
♪ Playing with my brain ♪

1017
01:01:02,426 --> 01:01:04,693
♪ Driving me insane ♪

1018
01:01:04,695 --> 01:01:08,730
♪ I feel so strange ♪

1019
01:01:14,371 --> 01:01:20,942
♪ She's weavin'
circles in my mind ♪

1020
01:01:22,413 --> 01:01:28,984
♪ She's going places
I never find ♪

1021
01:01:30,287 --> 01:01:36,858
♪ She brings me up
until it's down ♪

1022
01:01:38,328 --> 01:01:44,900
♪ Then hangs me
up for me to dry ♪

1023
01:01:46,437 --> 01:01:50,706
♪ Playing with my brain ♪

1024
01:01:50,708 --> 01:01:52,908
♪ Driving me insane ♪

1025
01:01:52,910 --> 01:01:56,912
♪ I feel so strange ♪

1026
01:02:14,331 --> 01:02:15,831
- Lor.

1027
01:02:17,501 --> 01:02:19,768
Lor!
- Ow!

1028
01:02:19,770 --> 01:02:21,136
- Wake up, we gotta go!

1029
01:02:21,138 --> 01:02:23,805
- Shit!
- Come on, we gotta go.

1030
01:02:23,807 --> 01:02:25,874
- What time is it?

1031
01:02:28,112 --> 01:02:32,080
We gotta book.
- Take me with you.

1032
01:02:33,083 --> 01:02:37,886
I'll protect you and I can
drive and I'll be the beat.

1033
01:02:37,888 --> 01:02:39,888
I promise I'll be good.

1034
01:02:42,126 --> 01:02:44,926
I'll gather a few things and you

1035
01:02:44,928 --> 01:02:45,994
need to pick me up for the ride

1036
01:02:45,996 --> 01:02:49,865
but need for speed, ladies?
- Um--

1037
01:02:51,268 --> 01:02:54,469
- Shouldn't be a
minute then, yeah?

1038
01:02:58,242 --> 01:02:59,474
- We can't take him with us.

1039
01:02:59,476 --> 01:03:00,408
He'll just slow us down.

1040
01:03:00,410 --> 01:03:02,077
- No, Lor no, he can...

1041
01:03:02,079 --> 01:03:05,814
It'll be fine. Plus he can take
care of some of the driving.

1042
01:03:05,816 --> 01:03:07,349
Please, please?

1043
01:03:07,351 --> 01:03:08,917
I need this.

1044
01:03:08,919 --> 01:03:10,819
He's such a gentle soul, right?

1045
01:03:10,821 --> 01:03:13,321
- I'm not happy about this, Mer.

1046
01:03:14,024 --> 01:03:15,991
Not in the playbook.

1047
01:03:18,061 --> 01:03:19,427
- Are you
sure we'll make it?

1048
01:03:19,429 --> 01:03:20,462
We've lost a lot of time.

1049
01:03:20,464 --> 01:03:22,130
- Yeah, no we
have plenty of time.

1050
01:03:22,132 --> 01:03:25,133
We'll still make it by
day two, don't worry.

1051
01:03:25,135 --> 01:03:26,067
- Yeah you're right.

1052
01:03:26,069 --> 01:03:29,404
They probably won't let us
play until the end anyway, huh?

1053
01:03:31,408 --> 01:03:34,342
- Is that a love
bite on your neck?

1054
01:03:34,344 --> 01:03:36,912
- I don't know, is it?
- Yes.

1055
01:03:36,914 --> 01:03:37,979
- I know that we were making out

1056
01:03:37,981 --> 01:03:43,118
but I don't know this
might sound a little weird Lor

1057
01:03:43,120 --> 01:03:47,889
but I think he might've
popped my cherry.

1058
01:03:47,891 --> 01:03:49,825
I go, shh--
- Seriously?!

1059
01:03:49,827 --> 01:03:53,094
- Yes, yes I don't know, but
I don't know for sure yet.

1060
01:03:53,096 --> 01:03:56,131
- How come I didn't know
about this until now?

1061
01:03:56,133 --> 01:03:57,566
- Because you were
trippin' around the room

1062
01:03:57,568 --> 01:04:01,169
and I don't know, I
saw Mick and he was,

1063
01:04:01,171 --> 01:04:02,571
he was getting a woody
and it just kept growing

1064
01:04:02,573 --> 01:04:05,340
and all I could think about
was Pinocchio's nose you know,

1065
01:04:05,342 --> 01:04:07,609
just getting longer and
longer and

1066
01:04:07,611 --> 01:04:09,845
and then he just
pulled me on his lap.

1067
01:04:09,847 --> 01:04:12,314
- I do remember seeing you
guys in the corner of the room.

1068
01:04:12,316 --> 01:04:15,116
Yeah you
were in his lap

1069
01:04:15,118 --> 01:04:16,484
and your skirt was hiked up--

1070
01:04:16,486 --> 01:04:17,552
- Oh my God.
- Yeah.

1071
01:04:17,554 --> 01:04:20,589
- 'Cause see, but I don't know
if he actually like you know,

1072
01:04:20,591 --> 01:04:21,356
got it in.

1073
01:04:21,358 --> 01:04:22,324
You know what I mean?

1074
01:04:22,326 --> 01:04:24,159
I don't know, I was
just, I don't remember,

1075
01:04:24,161 --> 01:04:27,395
I was so high and
it was so surreal.

1076
01:04:27,397 --> 01:04:29,497
And I just, I
just, I don't know.

1077
01:04:29,499 --> 01:04:31,366
- Hmm, you think that maybe
you're gonna marry him now?

1078
01:04:31,368 --> 01:04:33,168
'Cause I always thought
that like,

1079
01:04:33,170 --> 01:04:34,469
if you went that
far with somebody

1080
01:04:34,471 --> 01:04:37,138
then you should
probably marry them.

1081
01:04:37,140 --> 01:04:37,939
- I mean...

1082
01:04:37,941 --> 01:04:38,874
I mean, I like him,

1083
01:04:38,876 --> 01:04:42,177
but I don't think he's
marriage material.

1084
01:04:42,179 --> 01:04:44,946
- Well, you know, we're in Utah.

1085
01:04:45,015 --> 01:04:45,981
Let's both marry him.

1086
01:04:45,983 --> 01:04:47,549
We can take turns.
- Hmmm.

1087
01:04:47,551 --> 01:04:51,987
- Sound good, right?

1088
01:04:51,989 --> 01:04:53,288
Here.

1089
01:04:54,324 --> 01:04:56,358
Propose to him.

1090
01:04:58,228 --> 01:04:59,895
- Mmm-hmmm.

1091
01:05:00,097 --> 01:05:02,063
Will you marry me, Mick?

1092
01:05:02,065 --> 01:05:04,566
Hmm, what do you say, old chap?

1093
01:05:06,303 --> 01:05:07,636
Mick?

1094
01:05:10,073 --> 01:05:11,373
Mick.

1095
01:05:12,409 --> 01:05:13,675
Mick!

1096
01:05:15,612 --> 01:05:17,245
Mick wake up!

1097
01:05:18,682 --> 01:05:21,082
- What's going on?

1098
01:05:21,084 --> 01:05:22,350
- Uh...

1099
01:05:22,352 --> 01:05:23,051
Mick!

1100
01:05:23,053 --> 01:05:24,653
I don't know, I hate to
say this Lor but I don't...

1101
01:05:24,655 --> 01:05:28,156
I can't find a, I
can't find a pulse.

1102
01:05:28,158 --> 01:05:28,623
- What?

1103
01:05:28,625 --> 01:05:32,394
You can be serious, what
are you talking about?

1104
01:05:34,264 --> 01:05:38,700
Oh my God, he said he had
a need for speed, right?

1105
01:05:38,702 --> 01:05:40,402
I think he might be dead,

1106
01:05:40,404 --> 01:05:42,304
I think he might be dead! I
think wait Lor,

1107
01:05:42,306 --> 01:05:43,138
Lor--
- What?!

1108
01:05:43,140 --> 01:05:44,172
- Just pull over.

1109
01:05:44,174 --> 01:05:45,941
Pull over right now.
- What are you talking about?!

1110
01:05:45,943 --> 01:05:46,574
- Pull over!

1111
01:06:03,627 --> 01:06:04,726
- Why is he sweating so much?

1112
01:06:04,728 --> 01:06:06,261
- I don't know, I don't
know, I don't know,

1113
01:06:06,263 --> 01:06:08,330
maybe he's,
maybe he's in a deep sleep,

1114
01:06:08,332 --> 01:06:10,598
could that be possible?
- I don't know,

1115
01:06:10,600 --> 01:06:12,500
I don't know!

1116
01:06:14,037 --> 01:06:16,271
- Lor where are you going?

1117
01:06:16,406 --> 01:06:19,374
Wait up, you can't, we
can't just leave him here!

1118
01:06:19,376 --> 01:06:21,209
- He's not going anywhere!

1119
01:06:21,211 --> 01:06:23,345
What are we going to do?

1120
01:06:23,347 --> 01:06:25,180
- Just, I need a
minute to think.

1121
01:06:25,182 --> 01:06:27,182
Just give me a minute!

1122
01:06:28,418 --> 01:06:32,654
- Oh, Lor come on, we
have to take him back.

1123
01:06:32,656 --> 01:06:34,322
But are you--

1124
01:06:37,694 --> 01:06:39,594
Are you praying?

1125
01:06:39,730 --> 01:06:41,363
- Oh, Scotty.

1126
01:06:45,168 --> 01:06:48,236
- Can you just
get out of the water?

1127
01:06:48,238 --> 01:06:49,170
- We can't go back.

1128
01:06:49,172 --> 01:06:53,008
No, we could still make
it by day two, Mer.

1129
01:06:53,010 --> 01:06:55,643
Woodstock or bust, remember?
- Lorian!

1130
01:06:55,645 --> 01:06:56,444
This is a bust!

1131
01:06:56,446 --> 01:06:59,447
Okay, what about Mick Jagger?
We have to take him back.

1132
01:06:59,449 --> 01:07:00,382
That's, that's what?

1133
01:07:00,384 --> 01:07:01,316
That's three hours.

1134
01:07:01,318 --> 01:07:03,118
No backtracking, that
wasn't in the plan,

1135
01:07:03,120 --> 01:07:04,119
it's never gonna work.

1136
01:07:04,121 --> 01:07:07,689
- We'll take him to a
hospital in Salt Lake City,

1137
01:07:07,691 --> 01:07:11,092
drop him at emergency
and then run.

1138
01:07:11,461 --> 01:07:12,627
- Are you a Looney Tunes?

1139
01:07:12,629 --> 01:07:13,628
We can't do that!

1140
01:07:13,630 --> 01:07:15,330
The cops are gonna
be all over us.

1141
01:07:15,332 --> 01:07:17,699
We're probably already
wanted in Oregon, okay.

1142
01:07:17,701 --> 01:07:20,668
No way, we are not doing that!

1143
01:07:21,738 --> 01:07:24,039
- Stop freaking out!

1144
01:07:25,242 --> 01:07:26,808
Why don't you just
blink your eyes

1145
01:07:26,810 --> 01:07:30,345
and get us out of
this mess, genie?

1146
01:07:40,057 --> 01:07:44,759
- I cannot believe you are
taking a photo right now, Lorian.

1147
01:07:44,761 --> 01:07:46,061
God that's evidence, you idiot!

1148
01:07:46,063 --> 01:07:47,595
- More like a souvenir.

1149
01:07:50,534 --> 01:07:51,833
Mer!
- I'm gonna destroy that photo

1150
01:07:51,835 --> 01:07:53,334
and I'm taking him
to the hospital.

1151
01:07:53,336 --> 01:07:56,237
- Where are you going?

1152
01:07:56,239 --> 01:07:57,505
Mer!

1153
01:07:59,242 --> 01:08:00,341
You bitch!

1154
01:08:00,343 --> 01:08:01,342
That's my own car!

1155
01:08:03,213 --> 01:08:06,548
Don't be scraping my new car!

1156
01:08:13,623 --> 01:08:17,559
♪ I've been working
on the railroad ♪

1157
01:08:17,561 --> 01:08:21,763
♪ All the livelong day ♪

1158
01:08:22,132 --> 01:08:25,300
Bitch.

1159
01:08:30,307 --> 01:08:32,474
- No, no, no, no!

1160
01:08:33,844 --> 01:08:36,377
Crap.

1161
01:08:36,379 --> 01:08:39,581
Shit.

1162
01:08:41,885 --> 01:08:47,422
Copy.

1163
01:08:49,759 --> 01:08:52,460
- Here comes Adam-12.

1164
01:08:54,231 --> 01:08:55,830
Hi officer, good morning!

1165
01:08:55,832 --> 01:08:57,799
It's still morning,
right?

1166
01:08:57,801 --> 01:09:00,802
- So, you were moving
pretty fast there, darling.

1167
01:09:00,804 --> 01:09:02,504
Got license and registration?

1168
01:09:02,506 --> 01:09:05,140
- Uh, yes I do.

1169
01:09:05,142 --> 01:09:07,775
It's um...

1170
01:09:07,777 --> 01:09:09,244
Right...

1171
01:09:10,280 --> 01:09:14,149
Yeah, here you go.

1172
01:09:14,151 --> 01:09:17,352
- You're a ways from Oregon,
what are you doing out here?

1173
01:09:17,354 --> 01:09:18,419
Where you headed?

1174
01:09:18,421 --> 01:09:20,288
- Um, we were just...

1175
01:09:20,290 --> 01:09:22,624
We were just gonna go camping.

1176
01:09:36,806 --> 01:09:39,307
- Are you guys a bunch
of rapists and murderers?

1177
01:09:39,309 --> 01:09:40,808
Because I've had my
fill with nasty men

1178
01:09:40,810 --> 01:09:43,912
and I'm not about to get into
a truck with God awful jerks

1179
01:09:43,914 --> 01:09:47,649
that stink who
want sexual favors.

1180
01:09:53,356 --> 01:09:54,656
Shit.

1181
01:09:58,962 --> 01:10:01,462
♪ In the cavern ♪

1182
01:10:01,464 --> 01:10:04,332
- Says here, you're not
the owner of this car.

1183
01:10:04,334 --> 01:10:06,201
Where's Irene Rosen?

1184
01:10:07,404 --> 01:10:08,203
- Uh, um...

1185
01:10:08,205 --> 01:10:13,608
Irene is her Mom
she's of--

1186
01:10:13,610 --> 01:10:16,377
- Who's this sleeping
beauty, here?

1187
01:10:17,681 --> 01:10:19,480
- Hey, are we...

1188
01:10:19,616 --> 01:10:20,915
Are we there yet?

1189
01:10:20,917 --> 01:10:21,849
Um, where's Lorian?

1190
01:10:21,851 --> 01:10:26,487
- I'm gonna have to ask you
to step out of the car, ma'am.

1191
01:10:46,376 --> 01:10:47,609
- What are you in for?

1192
01:10:47,611 --> 01:10:48,643
- Where's Mick?

1193
01:10:48,645 --> 01:10:51,913
- He's fine, the cops got him.

1194
01:10:53,283 --> 01:10:54,649
- Good.

1195
01:10:57,921 --> 01:10:58,953
- You've met?

1196
01:10:58,955 --> 01:11:00,755
- Yes, this is Lorian,

1197
01:11:00,757 --> 01:11:03,324
my friend I was
talking to you about.

1198
01:11:03,326 --> 01:11:03,958
- Ah.

1199
01:11:03,960 --> 01:11:06,394
- Ex-friend.

1200
01:11:06,396 --> 01:11:12,867
That bitch stole my car and
left me to rot in the desert.

1201
01:11:12,869 --> 01:11:14,369
- Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa...

1202
01:11:14,371 --> 01:11:16,337
Careful what you call her, tiny.

1203
01:11:16,339 --> 01:11:19,040
Now she is a fine young woman.

1204
01:11:19,042 --> 01:11:20,875
Cool head, sister.

1205
01:11:20,877 --> 01:11:22,010
- If she's so cool,

1206
01:11:22,012 --> 01:11:23,645
then why did she
leave me all alone

1207
01:11:23,647 --> 01:11:26,581
in the middle of
nowhere with nothing?

1208
01:11:26,583 --> 01:11:27,682
- Oh, Lorian...

1209
01:11:27,684 --> 01:11:29,317
Always so dramatic!

1210
01:11:29,319 --> 01:11:32,687
I'm the one that sent the
cops to come pick you up.

1211
01:11:32,689 --> 01:11:33,688
- Don't call me sister.

1212
01:11:33,690 --> 01:11:36,424
And why are you
defending her crap?

1213
01:11:36,426 --> 01:11:37,292
- Hey!

1214
01:11:37,294 --> 01:11:40,662
Do not talk to Sheelah that way.

1215
01:11:47,003 --> 01:11:51,906
- Why don't you sit
your skinny ass down.

1216
01:11:58,014 --> 01:11:59,480
- Okay.

1217
01:12:01,017 --> 01:12:03,351
- Now, little miss big shot,

1218
01:12:03,353 --> 01:12:07,588
won't you tell your friend
why you're so mad at her.

1219
01:12:07,857 --> 01:12:09,624
- She stole my car!

1220
01:12:09,626 --> 01:12:12,427
You should've seen the
birds of prey circling,

1221
01:12:12,429 --> 01:12:14,696
anxiously awaiting
fresh roadkill--

1222
01:12:14,698 --> 01:12:19,033
- Okay, okay, let's change
the channel on this bum trip.

1223
01:12:19,035 --> 01:12:21,336
- God, you have no
respect for anyone--

1224
01:12:21,338 --> 01:12:22,937
- Hey, hey...

1225
01:12:23,073 --> 01:12:23,905
Thanks, Meryl.

1226
01:12:23,907 --> 01:12:29,410
Now, let's get deep here.

1227
01:12:29,779 --> 01:12:30,912
Right?

1228
01:12:30,914 --> 01:12:32,613
The truth, you little hood.

1229
01:12:32,615 --> 01:12:37,518
- She left me in the
middle of nowhere!

1230
01:12:37,520 --> 01:12:41,422
- Get real, chickadee, get real!

1231
01:12:41,424 --> 01:12:42,890
- I don't have to
say shit to you,

1232
01:12:42,892 --> 01:12:46,494
you dumb old, scurvy bitch!

1233
01:12:46,496 --> 01:12:48,563
- Oh!

1234
01:12:48,565 --> 01:12:52,900
Ah well, I just
lost my cool, puny!

1235
01:12:52,902 --> 01:12:55,937
I guess now, you're
gonna have to get a taste

1236
01:12:55,939 --> 01:13:00,541
of why the fuzz threw me
into this pokey

1237
01:13:00,543 --> 01:13:03,111
the truth!
- I don't wanna talk

1238
01:13:03,113 --> 01:13:05,947
about the truth!
- Oh, truth hurts?

1239
01:13:05,949 --> 01:13:07,382
- Hey, Sheelah, let her go.

1240
01:13:07,384 --> 01:13:10,518
It's okay, it's okay.

1241
01:13:19,095 --> 01:13:22,730
- Meryl always
gets all the hunks.

1242
01:13:22,966 --> 01:13:25,032
- Don't tell me.

1243
01:13:25,402 --> 01:13:29,103
Turn around, look
her in the eye.

1244
01:13:38,481 --> 01:13:39,847
- Seems like every
time I like a guy,

1245
01:13:39,849 --> 01:13:43,451
you just find some
sort of way to cut in.

1246
01:13:44,954 --> 01:13:48,890
You're so beautiful
and talented,

1247
01:13:50,427 --> 01:13:55,797
I feel like you just go for
guys just to put me down,

1248
01:13:57,901 --> 01:14:01,903
or to win some sort
of competition.

1249
01:14:04,908 --> 01:14:07,742
But I know that
you'll always win.

1250
01:14:07,744 --> 01:14:12,613
And I'll always
lose.

1251
01:14:12,615 --> 01:14:15,550
So I lose my confidence.

1252
01:14:15,618 --> 01:14:18,486
- Hey Mer, look at Lorian.

1253
01:14:19,622 --> 01:14:21,155
Turn around.

1254
01:14:26,196 --> 01:14:30,631
- It seems like whatever
Lorian wants, Lorian gets.

1255
01:14:30,633 --> 01:14:32,166
- What are you talking about?

1256
01:14:32,168 --> 01:14:34,001
I do all of this for you!

1257
01:14:34,003 --> 01:14:37,705
- Hey you shut your
face, little queenie,

1258
01:14:37,841 --> 01:14:39,807
Meryl's got the floor.

1259
01:14:41,678 --> 01:14:45,847
- You just, you're so damn
pushy sometimes Lorian and

1260
01:14:45,849 --> 01:14:50,651
you never take into consideration
anybody else's feelings.

1261
01:14:50,653 --> 01:14:52,220
- That's not true.

1262
01:14:52,622 --> 01:14:54,088
- It is true.

1263
01:14:56,793 --> 01:15:03,564
- I'm doing all of this for
you, Mer.

1264
01:15:03,867 --> 01:15:05,933
- Why?
- Why?

1265
01:15:06,603 --> 01:15:08,636
- You have no idea?

1266
01:15:12,542 --> 01:15:17,979
You're the brightest star
in the entire galaxy.

1267
01:15:21,818 --> 01:15:25,620
All you need is the
confidence to shine.

1268
01:15:31,828 --> 01:15:33,194
- Sorry.

1269
01:15:33,196 --> 01:15:34,929
- I'm sorry.

1270
01:15:40,737 --> 01:15:42,303
- I'm fine, Mom.

1271
01:15:43,606 --> 01:15:45,907
I know, I'm sorry.

1272
01:15:47,577 --> 01:15:49,810
It was stupid, okay?

1273
01:15:56,252 --> 01:15:58,052
- Miss Murphy, we'd
like to hold him here

1274
01:15:58,054 --> 01:16:01,022
until you can come
collect him up.

1275
01:16:02,325 --> 01:16:03,558
I can check the schedule

1276
01:16:03,560 --> 01:16:06,994
but we'd have to keep him in
juvenile detention overnight.

1277
01:16:06,996 --> 01:16:10,331
It's not the most
comfortable situation.

1278
01:16:12,969 --> 01:16:15,770
- I'm glad you're okay.

1279
01:16:24,314 --> 01:16:27,014
- Can't I just go
with the girls?

1280
01:16:27,016 --> 01:16:31,252
I mean, they're really nice
and they're not slutty.

1281
01:16:32,322 --> 01:16:33,854
They'll bring me home.

1282
01:16:33,856 --> 01:16:36,057
They're going to
Woodstock to perform.

1283
01:16:36,059 --> 01:16:38,159
I mean, they're really good.

1284
01:16:38,161 --> 01:16:38,993
You heard 'em.

1285
01:16:38,995 --> 01:16:40,761
- Son, I can't allow that.

1286
01:16:40,763 --> 01:16:42,997
You're only 15-years old.

1287
01:16:46,803 --> 01:16:47,969
- We can take him home tonight

1288
01:16:47,971 --> 01:16:50,271
if everybody's okay with that.

1289
01:16:50,273 --> 01:16:52,073
- Lor, Lor.

1290
01:16:56,312 --> 01:16:57,745
- Miss Murphy?

1291
01:16:57,747 --> 01:17:02,016
How would you feel if the girls
took Nicholas home tonight?

1292
01:17:04,220 --> 01:17:05,820
Yes, I will.

1293
01:17:06,756 --> 01:17:08,055
Okay.

1294
01:17:08,324 --> 01:17:11,058
- Nick?
- Nick.

1295
01:17:13,663 --> 01:17:14,962
- Nick.

1296
01:17:15,832 --> 01:17:20,835
I'll probably cruise around
in Park City for a bit but,

1297
01:17:21,871 --> 01:17:24,171
I love you, bye.

1298
01:17:28,344 --> 01:17:31,879
- Now you ladies aren't gonna
try any funny stuff, right?

1299
01:17:31,881 --> 01:17:34,348
I mean, I can book you
on harboring a runaway.

1300
01:17:34,350 --> 01:17:37,351
So I mean it, you won't
be hard to find, either.

1301
01:17:37,353 --> 01:17:42,823
- No officer, we will get
him home safely, promise.

1302
01:17:43,893 --> 01:17:45,993
- Yes, we will.

1303
01:17:47,797 --> 01:17:49,263
Let's slip.

1304
01:17:55,672 --> 01:18:01,742
♪ If I listen long
enough to you ♪

1305
01:18:01,744 --> 01:18:07,281
♪ I'd find the way to
believe it's all true ♪

1306
01:18:08,151 --> 01:18:15,022
♪ Knowing that you lied
straight faced while I cry ♪

1307
01:18:17,160 --> 01:18:23,330
♪ Still I look to find
the reason to believe ♪

1308
01:18:23,332 --> 01:18:29,970
♪ Someone like you makes
it hard to live without ♪

1309
01:18:30,139 --> 01:18:31,305
♪ Somebody else ♪

1310
01:18:31,307 --> 01:18:38,145
♪ Someone like you makes it
easy to give everything ♪

1311
01:18:41,050 --> 01:18:47,254
♪ If I gave you time
to change my mind ♪

1312
01:18:47,256 --> 01:18:53,194
♪ I'd find the way to
leave the past behind ♪

1313
01:18:54,197 --> 01:19:00,935
♪ Knowing that you lied
straight faced while I cry ♪

1314
01:19:00,937 --> 01:19:02,403
- Stop the car.

1315
01:19:02,405 --> 01:19:05,072
Stop the car!
- Why?

1316
01:19:05,842 --> 01:19:07,475
- Let me out.

1317
01:19:08,978 --> 01:19:15,783
♪ Someone like you makes
it hard to live without ♪

1318
01:19:16,819 --> 01:19:19,487
- Go after him!

1319
01:19:25,394 --> 01:19:27,128
- Where are you going?

1320
01:19:27,130 --> 01:19:33,334
♪ If I gave you time
to change my mind ♪

1321
01:19:33,336 --> 01:19:39,073
♪ I'd find the way to
leave the past behind ♪

1322
01:19:39,208 --> 01:19:45,846
♪ Still I look the find
the reason to believe ♪

1323
01:19:51,053 --> 01:19:54,321
- I'm really sorry I
ruined you guys' trip.

1324
01:19:54,323 --> 01:19:58,325
- Yeah, why'd you do it, Mick?

1325
01:19:58,327 --> 01:19:59,860
Nick?

1326
01:20:01,464 --> 01:20:03,063
- Nick.

1327
01:20:03,065 --> 01:20:04,431
It's Nick.

1328
01:20:04,801 --> 01:20:06,267
- All of it, tell us.

1329
01:20:06,269 --> 01:20:07,368
- Yeah, lay it on us.

1330
01:20:07,370 --> 01:20:10,137
We ditched our dream
harboring what, a runaway?

1331
01:20:10,139 --> 01:20:11,872
- And I made out
with a 15-year old.

1332
01:20:11,874 --> 01:20:13,841
- I turn 16 next month.
- Oh yeah 'cause that,

1333
01:20:13,843 --> 01:20:18,445
that makes me feel better.
- Seriously, what the hell?

1334
01:20:20,850 --> 01:20:21,582
- I don't know, I just,

1335
01:20:21,584 --> 01:20:27,154
I just thought you can have
some fun and I needed something,

1336
01:20:28,024 --> 01:20:31,859
distraction and a way out.

1337
01:20:32,895 --> 01:20:34,428
- Away from what?

1338
01:20:36,098 --> 01:20:38,199
- My brother was in Nam.

1339
01:20:40,503 --> 01:20:43,237
His memorial was yesterday.

1340
01:20:43,873 --> 01:20:46,240
I guess I should've told you.

1341
01:20:46,976 --> 01:20:49,109
- Yeah you should've told us.

1342
01:20:49,111 --> 01:20:51,579
- Nick, you've gotta be kidding.

1343
01:21:07,430 --> 01:21:08,896
- I'm so sorry.

1344
01:21:08,898 --> 01:21:11,599
- We're
really sorry, Nick.

1345
01:21:11,601 --> 01:21:15,269
- Charlie stepped on a
landmine and lost a leg,

1346
01:21:15,271 --> 01:21:21,942
tried to pull him out
but the blitzen was fired

1347
01:21:22,144 --> 01:21:25,179
and he couldn't fight
'em after the attack...

1348
01:21:25,181 --> 01:21:26,947
Just pieces.

1349
01:21:26,949 --> 01:21:33,320
The officer said, that
brother, I loved him

1350
01:21:36,092 --> 01:21:41,228
and I never told
him, ever.

1351
01:21:42,465 --> 01:21:43,931
I hate them.

1352
01:21:43,933 --> 01:21:46,267
- All those men lost their
lives for nothing.

1353
01:21:46,269 --> 01:21:48,035
- What is it good
for anyway?

1354
01:21:48,037 --> 01:21:52,273
I think we should take
a few moments of silence

1355
01:21:52,275 --> 01:21:54,008
and pray for Nick's brother,

1356
01:21:54,010 --> 01:21:56,310
that his soul is still safe.

1357
01:22:01,384 --> 01:22:03,951
- His party's over.

1358
01:22:06,989 --> 01:22:08,656
I love you, Charlie.

1359
01:22:17,233 --> 01:22:23,570
- I love you, Meryl.
- I love you, too.

1360
01:22:23,572 --> 01:22:28,642
- Don't worry we love
you, too, Nick.

1361
01:22:31,314 --> 01:22:34,682
How about we party
for your brother, huh?

1362
01:22:35,351 --> 01:22:36,550
Ice cream?

1363
01:22:36,552 --> 01:22:38,319
- Come on.
- Come on,

1364
01:22:38,321 --> 01:22:44,558
let's get some ice
cream.

1365
01:22:52,568 --> 01:22:54,168
This is it Meryl!

1366
01:22:54,170 --> 01:22:56,704
Our very own Woodstock!

1367
01:22:56,706 --> 01:22:58,706
- We have to go!
- Yes!

1368
01:22:58,708 --> 01:23:00,207
- Oh my God, you
have to go, here.

1369
01:23:00,209 --> 01:23:02,643
- We just have to get you
some new threads, first.

1370
01:23:13,222 --> 01:23:18,425
♪ You know it bothers
me to see a woman cry ♪

1371
01:23:18,427 --> 01:23:20,260
- Nick?
- Nick?

1372
01:23:20,629 --> 01:23:21,562
- Yeah!

1373
01:23:21,564 --> 01:23:27,534
♪ And all this time I
don't see the reason why ♪

1374
01:23:27,603 --> 01:23:34,441
♪ Why were you so surprised
to see him win this game ♪

1375
01:23:34,610 --> 01:23:41,382
♪ When all of these years
you've been doing the same ♪

1376
01:23:41,384 --> 01:23:48,288
♪ Marianne, Marianne, did you
forget your original plan ♪

1377
01:23:48,557 --> 01:23:55,496
♪ Marianne, Marianne, don't
you recall how it all began ♪

1378
01:23:56,265 --> 01:24:00,200
♪ I know you've always
liked a challenge ♪

1379
01:24:00,202 --> 01:24:03,170
♪ Don't be tough ♪

1380
01:24:03,172 --> 01:24:10,110
♪ And now this time you found
somebody who plays rough ♪

1381
01:24:11,280 --> 01:24:14,681
♪ Don't you see what's
happened here was ♪

1382
01:24:14,683 --> 01:24:18,385
♪ Just a matter of time ♪

1383
01:24:18,387 --> 01:24:20,788
♪ Looks like you've
found yourself ♪

1384
01:24:20,790 --> 01:24:24,525
♪ The perfect partner in crime ♪

1385
01:24:24,527 --> 01:24:31,432
♪ Marianne, Marianne, did you
forget your original plan ♪

1386
01:24:31,700 --> 01:24:38,605
♪ Marianne, Marianne, don't
you recall how it all began ♪

1387
01:24:53,456 --> 01:25:00,327
♪ Marianne, Marianne, did you
forget your original plan ♪

1388
01:25:00,629 --> 01:25:07,534
♪ Marianne, Marianne, don't
you recall how it all began ♪

1389
01:25:08,270 --> 01:25:11,772
♪ Don't you recall
how it all began ♪

1390
01:25:11,774 --> 01:25:17,644
♪ Don't you recall
how it all began ♪

1391
01:25:31,260 --> 01:25:32,893
- We got inspired to play some

1392
01:25:32,895 --> 01:25:36,463
songs in protest
of the Vietnam War.

1393
01:25:36,465 --> 01:25:39,166
All we're saying is to
give peace a chance!

1394
01:25:39,168 --> 01:25:44,438
- Peace now, peace
now, peace now, peace now,

1395
01:25:44,440 --> 01:25:50,744
peace now, woo!

1396
01:25:59,555 --> 01:26:00,621
- No Nam!
- No Nam!

1397
01:26:00,623 --> 01:26:01,688
- No Nam!
- No Nam!

1398
01:26:01,690 --> 01:26:02,756
- No Nam!
- No Nam!

1399
01:26:02,758 --> 01:26:04,158
- No Nam!

1400
01:26:04,160 --> 01:26:04,858
No Nam!

1401
01:26:04,860 --> 01:26:05,759
No Nam!

1402
01:26:05,761 --> 01:26:06,727
No Nam!

1403
01:26:06,729 --> 01:26:07,728
No Nam!

1404
01:26:07,730 --> 01:26:08,695
No Nam!

1405
01:26:08,697 --> 01:26:09,363
No Nam!

1406
01:26:09,365 --> 01:26:10,531
No Nam!

1407
01:26:10,533 --> 01:26:12,866
- We wanna dedicate this song to

1408
01:26:12,868 --> 01:26:15,869
Nick and his brother, Charlie.

1409
01:26:15,871 --> 01:26:18,238
Charlie was lost in Nam.

1410
01:26:18,741 --> 01:26:25,179
This is one of my favorite
songs, written by Meryl.

1411
01:26:25,181 --> 01:26:26,813
It's called, Northern Lights.

1412
01:26:26,815 --> 01:26:29,483
There is one thing that
we all share on this Earth

1413
01:26:29,485 --> 01:26:33,820
and that is the starry night
sky.

1414
01:26:39,428 --> 01:26:45,732
♪ Wasn't more than a month
ago in this same old place ♪

1415
01:26:45,734 --> 01:26:51,238
♪ You were sittin'
here holdin' onto me ♪

1416
01:26:51,240 --> 01:26:55,309
♪ Now you left here a minute
ago with a brand new face ♪

1417
01:26:56,378 --> 01:27:00,714
♪ Wondering who you were
hoping she might be ♪

1418
01:27:00,716 --> 01:27:03,817
♪ Tell me did you see
the Northern Lights ♪

1419
01:27:03,819 --> 01:27:06,353
♪ When you walked
into the night ♪

1420
01:27:06,355 --> 01:27:12,693
♪ Did you think about how
life could be so fine ♪

1421
01:27:12,695 --> 01:27:15,229
♪ Or was your vision
getting blurry ♪

1422
01:27:15,231 --> 01:27:18,832
♪ Or were you in
so big a hurry ♪

1423
01:27:18,834 --> 01:27:25,405
♪ I guess you probably
didn't really have the time ♪

1424
01:27:25,407 --> 01:27:30,911
♪ I guess you probably
didn't even have the time ♪

1425
01:27:30,913 --> 01:27:32,879
Giddy-up, Sally!

1426
01:27:32,881 --> 01:27:34,281
- Take us home, girl.

1427
01:27:34,283 --> 01:27:36,850
- Oh, officially
this was a bust

1428
01:27:36,852 --> 01:27:41,388
but a pretty damn
cool bust, huh?

1429
01:27:41,390 --> 01:27:42,022
- Cool?

1430
01:27:42,024 --> 01:27:43,890
That was the bitchin-est,
far out-est, out of sight-est

1431
01:27:43,892 --> 01:27:47,628
and whatever other hippie-dippy
word you can think of--

1432
01:27:47,630 --> 01:27:48,762
- Grooviest!
- Grooviest!

1433
01:27:48,764 --> 01:27:51,965
- Thing I have ever
done in my entire life

1434
01:27:51,967 --> 01:27:54,835
and I will never forget
you two, rock stars.

1435
01:27:54,837 --> 01:27:57,437
- Yeah, best ever bust.

1436
01:27:57,439 --> 01:27:58,839
♪ Did you see the
Northern Lights ♪

1437
01:27:58,841 --> 01:28:00,707
♪ When you walked
into the night ♪

1438
01:28:00,709 --> 01:28:07,047
♪ Did you think about how
life could be so fine ♪

1439
01:28:07,049 --> 01:28:09,549
♪ Or was your vision
getting blurry ♪

1440
01:28:09,551 --> 01:28:13,353
♪ Or were you in
so big a hurry ♪

1441
01:28:13,355 --> 01:28:19,693
♪ I guess you probably
didn't really have the time ♪

1442
01:28:19,695 --> 01:28:25,565
♪ I guess you probably
didn't even have the time ♪

1443
01:28:28,737 --> 01:28:30,504
♪ Just a kiss about politics ♪

1444
01:28:30,506 --> 01:28:33,707
♪ In this small town scene ♪

1445
01:28:33,709 --> 01:28:39,913
♪ You can't make a move
without making a sound ♪

1446
01:28:39,915 --> 01:28:41,782
♪ But understanding
just makes me sick ♪

1447
01:28:41,784 --> 01:28:44,785
♪ And I still feel mean ♪

1448
01:28:44,787 --> 01:28:49,523
♪ Every time I see you
out flirtin' around ♪

1449
01:28:49,525 --> 01:28:52,759
♪ Tell me did you see
the Northern Lights ♪

1450
01:28:52,761 --> 01:28:55,429
♪ When you walked
into the night ♪

1451
01:28:55,431 --> 01:29:01,702
♪ Did you think about how
life could be so fine ♪

1452
01:29:01,704 --> 01:29:03,937
♪ Or was your vision
getting blurry ♪

1453
01:29:03,939 --> 01:29:07,674
♪ Or were you in
so big a hurry ♪

1454
01:29:07,676 --> 01:29:13,947
♪ I guess you probably
didn't really have the time ♪

1455
01:29:13,949 --> 01:29:19,553
♪ I guess you probably
didn't really have the time ♪

1456
01:29:19,555 --> 01:29:25,659
♪ I guess you probably
didn't even have the time ♪