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  1. [00:33] Asagami Fujinon: Okay. Gotta rant. This game is absolute garbage and it can burn in the depths of hell where it has to suck off Weinstein for the rest of eternity.
  2. I had 38 tickets or so, and around 140 SQ. First I got just garbage, typical rolls that are 3*s and a single 4* CE. Then I got cucked fucking hard by Shuten who showed up twice in the same roll. Fucking oni can go become a famous actress as well for all I care. If I was one of those who actually watched the summoning animation this would have been even more infuriating because 2 gold Assassin cards, 2 massive disappointments.
  3. Then I scratched some SQ together and with my very last desperate single pull...fucking Raikou shows up.
  4. I figured maybe I'll buy a bit of SQ, because this is one of the 2 Servants where I said it'd be okay to spend a little bit, but then I remembered that FGO is a greedy and predatory leech that offers nothing but a tiny bit of excitement for half an hour or so at best, so that this piece of shit really does not deserve any more money being thrown at it, so instead I had to stop myself from literally throwing my tablet against the walls because I felt the strong urge to destroy something to calm down again.
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  6. Then I went to bed and just woke up again. Felt a bit odd, then I saw my tablet and remembered why. Now I am pissed off again.
  7. [00:34] Francis Drake: What.
  8. [00:34] Bullied Banana: Shuten pulls are good pulls!
  9. [00:34] Morning Deer Bell: Nice.
  10. [00:34] Asagami Fujinon: They are not. It's the same thing that happened with Astolfo now. Bloody hate that thing now.
  11. [00:34] Morning Deer Bell: Good that ya agree gacha is trash.
  12. [00:35] Dragon-Heart: Sorry you couldn't get Danzo. I know you've been waiting for a long time.
  13. [00:35] Asagami Fujinon: I strongly consider burning the 3 SSRs.
  14. And literally every other Servant as well.
  15. [00:35] Francis Drake: If it's not fun, don't play it. Don't let those kinds of addictions get the best of you.
  16. [00:36] Decimation: Only indulge in the addictions you know you can enjoy.
  17. [00:36] Kuro: Take a breather for a few days! You might find you come back around, but if you don't, hai, don't throw time at it you won't enjoy.
  18. [00:36] Francis Drake: No, indulge in what you can handle. The second you lose control it's going to get unhealthy.
  19. [00:37] Francis Drake: If ya know something's just going to cause you to pop a blood vessel, it's a wiser choice to willingly abstain from it and know your limits.
  20. [00:37] Asagami Fujinon: Yeah, never indulge in addictions. Because they harm you by definition.
  21. [00:37] Decimation: Oh well yeah. I was going to follow it up with a joke about guzzling cum. But you right.
  22. [00:38] No Strings: I'm shaking tbh, that story sounds eerily similar to what made me realize I had to quit smoking.
  23. [00:38] Medusa the Servant: I can't gamble because it's incredibly unhealthy for me.
  24. [00:39] No Strings: I mean, with less gacha elements, but replace the Shuten rolls with desperate chainsmoking to chase a high that'd long since eluded me.
  25. [00:39] Francis Drake: MM-m.
  26. [00:41] Asagami Fujinon: I first figured that the 25th would be the best day for me to roll, because the only SSR in rateup would be Raikou who I neither care really want, but given how the amount of SSRs in rateup don't affect my chances to get the SRs I want, I decided to roll before bed after seeing the banner's now life. Just wanted to get my login reward before that.
  27. [00:41] Asagami Fujinon: But to get literally both of those dumb pieces of shit without a single one that I not only wanted but that's even more likely to get..
  28. [00:42] Morning Deer Bell: I thought you liked Raikou.
  29. [00:43] Asagami Fujinon: I used to. Then people who are into mommydoms made me not want to play her any more.
  30. And the fact that she as a SSR showed up with my last 5 SQs instead of Danzo or Yagyu makes me rather hate her right now.
  31. [00:43] Francis Drake: I personally got out of buying any kind of gacha/lootbox gambling at all by changing how I view 'em:
  32. [00:44] Francis Drake: "if it's a 0.7% chance to roll 'em, count how many tries it'd take to make it a 100% chance, then place the total price of those rolls as the item's price; if it's a price you're willing to pay, take it, otherwise don't rely on luck"
  33. [00:45] Asagami Fujinon: There's something else I personally compare it to:
  34. Insurance.
  35. [00:46] Asagami Fujinon: Given that I am forced to be ensured by law, that's 180 bucks per month. I have no employer, so I have to pay all of that myself.
  36. A single gacha roll is worth 1 month of living, so to say.
  37. [00:46] Asagami Fujinon: And that is absurd.
  38. [00:50] Heruka Ajna: I basically made my view point over to thinking "They'll eventually come back later." That and appreciating the ones you already have. Like, thinking of Lip helped make me not go too far into the Shuten banner. I'm not entirely sure if thats a good way to think about it, though plenty of cool 3*s exsist thankfully.
  39. [00:50] Francis Drake: The only lootboxes I ever buy are the ones that are guaranteed drops (like 25 packs give 25 items, but the order in which you get 'em is random so the only surefire way to get a specific item is to buy all of them). Complete random? Never. I actually never buy them, because the chances are usually so low that the 'guaranteed' cost is sky high and I just don't value them enough.
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  42. [00:51] Asagami Fujinon: Anyway, I think I'll get me a little drink to distract myself and then either finally work on an actual inline for Fujinon or play some extremely violent video games.
  43. Expect me to become a school shoo-..oh, wait, I am European, we're not that trigger happy.
  44. [00:51] Francis Drake: Uh.
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  46. ------------------------- in PM
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  48. [00:56] Francis Drake: Erm, that kinda topic's a little too sensitive to kekface joke on so don't go that far in the future in the channel, aight? Private with someone, whatever, I get the humor, but publicly keep the school shooting shitposting off.
  49. [00:57] Asagami Fujinon: I'm aware, yeah. Had something even worse in mind at first, but figured that'd not be something people would consider funny any more.
  50. Even if it would be for me because that's how humour works.
  51. [00:59] Francis Drake: Right, right. I've got a pretty excessive sense of humor too, so I know where you're coming from, but time and place. It's gotta be a first-time warning, that's all. As long as you keep it in mind in the future, it'll be nothing to worry about.
  52. [01:00] Asagami Fujinon: I mean, to be fair..it's not really common for me to be in a mood like that. Not exactly an excuse, but it is what it is.
  53. [01:02] Francis Drake: So it won't be an issue in the future, then! If you ever find yourself in that kinda place again, go hit that Doom 2016 for venting.
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