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  3. It was destiny that brought the
  4. great Sherlock Holmes into my life
  5.  
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  7. 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:39,999
  8. that fateful day I met the finest most compassionate
  9. most beautiful man I would ever have the honor to know.
  10.  
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  13. You look radiant this morning my darling.
  14.  
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  17. Green and proud.
  18. Not a blemish on your perfect skin.
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  22. Oh you beautiful green succulent bitch.
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  26. I first met him after my return from the Afghan war.
  27.  
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  30. The war had left me with a broken leg,
  31. and a broken spirit.
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  35. I was in dire straits.
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  39. Do you like this?
  40. Hmm?
  41.  
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  43. 00:02:03,555 --> 00:02:08,887
  44. I was going to end it all, but that terrible
  45. moment became the greatest of my life.
  46.  
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  48. 00:02:08,888 --> 00:02:12,999
  49. You unforgiving turd.
  50. He saw I was about to jump to my death,
  51.  
  52. 12
  53. 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:16,999
  54. and he immediately tried to stop me.
  55. Get out of the way! I''m going to jump!
  56.  
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  58. 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:22,555
  59. Jump... into that garden, over there.
  60. Are you telling me not to jump?
  61.  
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  63. 00:02:22,556 --> 00:02:26,777
  64. There are many other ways you could kill yourself.
  65. We had <i>instant</i> connection</i>
  66.  
  67. 15
  68. 00:02:26,778 --> 00:02:31,554
  69. This man cares about me.
  70. A little cup of poison, dead.
  71.  
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  73. 00:02:31,555 --> 00:02:34,555
  74. He gave me a reason to live.
  75. We'll go and have a drink.
  76.  
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  78. 00:02:34,556 --> 00:02:41,000
  79. I will get my gun and fill your heart...
  80. full of bullets.
  81.  
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  84. Yes! Right in the heart.
  85. It's crazy, but I love you too!
  86.  
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  88. 00:02:45,641 --> 00:02:50,222
  89. This man of great compassion.
  90. I'm losing patience with you.
  91.  
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  93. 00:02:50,223 --> 00:02:55,999
  94. You're right!
  95. Life really is worth living!
  96.  
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  99. No no no no!
  100.  
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  102. 00:02:59,003 --> 00:03:00,003
  103. No.
  104.  
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  106. 00:03:01,333 --> 00:03:06,004
  107. You saved me.
  108. I'm alive! Your giant vegetable saved me.
  109.  
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  112. Thank you my new friend!
  113. I'm in your debt forever!
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  117. Oh God.
  118. It has been my honor ever since.
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  122. John Watson.
  123. Yes, Hi. Sherlock Holmes.
  124.  
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  126. 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,644
  127. Extra! Extra!
  128. Read all about it!
  129.  
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  131. 00:03:58,645 --> 00:04:00,889
  132. Moriarty's crime spree over!
  133.  
  134. 29
  135. 00:04:00,890 --> 00:04:04,615
  136. Professor James Moriarty
  137. faces justice today!
  138.  
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  140. 00:04:04,616 --> 00:04:07,221
  141. The Napoleon of crime on trial!
  142.  
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  144. 00:04:07,222 --> 00:04:11,388
  145. - Greatest criminal in the empire!
  146. - That's fake news.
  147.  
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  150. Professor James Moriarty.
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  153. 00:04:13,955 --> 00:04:16,679
  154. You have been the organizer
  155. of half that is evil
  156.  
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  158. 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:21,007
  159. and all that goes undetected
  160. in this great city.
  161.  
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  163. 00:04:21,008 --> 00:04:25,254
  164. Today, you are charged with
  165. murder in the first degree,
  166.  
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  168. 00:04:25,255 --> 00:04:29,262
  169. but all the witnesses have died.
  170.  
  171. 37
  172. 00:04:29,263 --> 00:04:37,318
  173. Without said witnesses, I have
  174. no choice but to set you free.
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  178. Inspector Lestrade,
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  181. 00:04:39,162 --> 00:04:45,453
  182. you simply must take
  183. better care of your witnesses.
  184.  
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  187. Mark my words,
  188.  
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  190. 00:04:47,137 --> 00:04:49,701
  191. Sherlock Holmes is
  192. on his way and, with him,
  193.  
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  195. 00:04:49,702 --> 00:04:52,747
  196. the evidence that will
  197. damn you to the noose.
  198.  
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  200. 00:04:52,748 --> 00:04:56,675
  201. Then we should all pray he arrives soon,
  202. for, on the strike of noon,
  203.  
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  205. 00:04:56,676 --> 00:04:59,119
  206. I shall have to release this menace.
  207.  
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  210. Sherlock will be here.
  211.  
  212. 46
  213. 00:05:00,684 --> 00:05:10,704
  214. He is about to burst through
  215. those doors right now.
  216.  
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  219. Stop this trial at once!
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  223. I, Sherlock Holmes,
  224.  
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  226. 00:05:16,153 --> 00:05:19,639
  227. have solved the case
  228. of Professor James Moriarty.
  229.  
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  232. Wonderful.
  233. Wonderful, Holmes.
  234.  
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  237. A dramatic entrance worthy
  238. of your greatest achievement.
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  242. Watson, did you notice my emphasis
  243.  
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  246. on "Professor James Moriarty"?
  247.  
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  250. Yes, with the finger, yes.
  251.  
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  254. Much better than the hand.
  255. Yes.
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  259. Instead of the karate chop,
  260. I went to the index finger.
  261.  
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  264. Yes, it's the best one yet.
  265.  
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  268. This is the moment everyone's
  269. been waiting for. Right here.
  270.  
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  273. Yes, and they're literally
  274. waiting for it now.
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  278. Oh, yes.
  279. You must get dressed.
  280.  
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  283. Yes?
  284. Very well.
  285.  
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  287. 00:05:47,732 --> 00:05:49,455
  288. There we are.
  289. There are your things.
  290.  
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  293. Remember, trial of the century. Yes.
  294.  
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  296. 00:05:51,340 --> 00:05:53,423
  297. We have but...
  298. Oh, let's see now.
  299.  
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  301. 00:05:53,424 --> 00:05:55,507
  302. Just 16 minutes left, Holmes.
  303.  
  304. 66
  305. 00:05:55,508 --> 00:05:58,352
  306. Speed is of the essence. - Nearly there?
  307. - Nearly there.
  308.  
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  310. 00:05:58,353 --> 00:06:02,279
  311. A sniff of morning cocaine
  312. always helps the brain. Ah!
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  316. Come now, Sherlock.
  317.  
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  319. 00:06:03,603 --> 00:06:05,526
  320. We mustn't let that trial conclude.
  321.  
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  323. 00:06:05,527 --> 00:06:09,333
  324. For this occasion,
  325. I have selected a new hat.
  326.  
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  329. From now on, when people utter
  330. the name "Sherlock Holmes,"
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  333. 00:06:12,821 --> 00:06:17,301
  334. they will picture this.
  335.  
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  337. 00:06:18,631 --> 00:06:21,275
  338. Brilliant. Can we go?
  339.  
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  341. 00:06:21,276 --> 00:06:23,720
  342. Your furrowed brow
  343. betrays your lying lips.
  344.  
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  347. Oh, no.
  348.  
  349. 76
  350. 00:06:25,044 --> 00:06:26,445
  351. Not to worry.
  352.  
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  354. 00:06:26,446 --> 00:06:27,727
  355. Ta-da!
  356.  
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  359. Hey, there, cowboy.
  360.  
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  362. 00:06:29,733 --> 00:06:31,656
  363. That's the one. That's the one.
  364. Bang, bang.
  365.  
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  367. 00:06:31,657 --> 00:06:33,258
  368. We should leave, yes?
  369.  
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  371. 00:06:33,259 --> 00:06:35,062
  372. Oh!
  373. Aye, aye.
  374.  
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  377. I say, I like that one very much.
  378.  
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  380. 00:06:36,786 --> 00:06:39,350
  381. You don't want to be late, Mr. Holmes.
  382.  
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  384. 00:06:39,351 --> 00:06:42,836
  385. Mrs. Hudson,
  386. what do you think of this one?
  387.  
  388. 85
  389. 00:06:42,837 --> 00:06:46,683
  390. Me? I'm just a housekeeper
  391. from the Glasgow slums.
  392.  
  393. 86
  394. 00:06:46,684 --> 00:06:50,931
  395. The likes of me telling the likes
  396. of you what to put on his noggin?
  397.  
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  400. Good point.
  401.  
  402. 88
  403. 00:06:52,335 --> 00:06:57,745
  404. Back to your monkey work, Hudson.
  405.  
  406. 89
  407. 00:06:57,746 --> 00:07:00,029
  408. - Perfect, right?
  409. - May I show you a few more hats?
  410.  
  411. 90
  412. 00:07:00,030 --> 00:07:01,953
  413. - No!
  414. - Someone's left a wee box.
  415.  
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  417. 00:07:01,954 --> 00:07:03,315
  418. What are you going on about?
  419.  
  420. 92
  421. 00:07:03,316 --> 00:07:07,524
  422. I never even heard anyone knocking.
  423. Did you hear anything?
  424.  
  425. 93
  426. 00:07:07,525 --> 00:07:10,575
  427. How very queer.
  428.  
  429. 94
  430. 00:07:11,372 --> 00:07:14,657
  431. - Queerer and queerer.
  432. - Hmm.
  433.  
  434. 95
  435. 00:07:14,658 --> 00:07:16,598
  436. Very odd.
  437.  
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  439. 00:07:18,144 --> 00:07:19,666
  440. Watson, no.
  441.  
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  443. 00:07:19,667 --> 00:07:20,989
  444. Holmes, why are you
  445. getting so exercised?
  446.  
  447. 98
  448. 00:07:20,990 --> 00:07:23,193
  449. It's merely an empty box.
  450.  
  451. 99
  452. 00:07:23,194 --> 00:07:26,078
  453. Watson, this is sent from Moriarty.
  454.  
  455. 100
  456. 00:07:26,079 --> 00:07:27,761
  457. He means to kill us.
  458.  
  459. 101
  460. 00:07:27,762 --> 00:07:29,232
  461. Listen.
  462.  
  463. 102
  464. 00:07:31,209 --> 00:07:32,932
  465. Shut that window.
  466.  
  467. 103
  468. 00:07:32,933 --> 00:07:35,096
  469. If this winged menace escapes,
  470. it may cause a pandemic.
  471.  
  472. 104
  473. 00:07:35,097 --> 00:07:36,619
  474. A killer mosquito?
  475.  
  476. 105
  477. 00:07:36,620 --> 00:07:38,622
  478. The insect is infected
  479. with African plague.
  480.  
  481. 106
  482. 00:07:38,623 --> 00:07:41,067
  483. One bite means death.
  484.  
  485. 107
  486. 00:07:41,068 --> 00:07:44,313
  487. Now, dance a Dutch jig.
  488.  
  489. 108
  490. 00:07:44,314 --> 00:07:45,934
  491. <i>♪ ♪</i>
  492.  
  493. 109
  494. 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:50,806
  495. You don't have to ask me twice
  496. to do a Dutch jig, but why?
  497.  
  498. 110
  499. 00:07:50,807 --> 00:07:53,651
  500. Your body heat will attract
  501. him to dine on your flesh.
  502.  
  503. 111
  504. 00:07:53,652 --> 00:07:54,653
  505. Brilliant.
  506.  
  507. 112
  508. 00:07:54,654 --> 00:07:57,418
  509. Hold! Don't move.
  510.  
  511. 113
  512. 00:07:57,419 --> 00:07:59,101
  513. Where is it?
  514. Right there.
  515.  
  516. 114
  517. 00:07:59,102 --> 00:08:00,624
  518. There. Right there on your forehead.
  519.  
  520. 115
  521. 00:08:00,625 --> 00:08:04,150
  522. Kill it, Holmes.
  523. I'm going to kill it.
  524.  
  525. 116
  526. 00:08:04,151 --> 00:08:05,954
  527. There it is.
  528. Where?
  529.  
  530. 117
  531. 00:08:05,955 --> 00:08:09,481
  532. Hold, hold. No, no.
  533. Where?
  534.  
  535. 118
  536. 00:08:09,482 --> 00:08:11,084
  537. No, hold, hold.
  538.  
  539. 119
  540. 00:08:11,085 --> 00:08:13,815
  541. Is it biting?
  542.  
  543. 120
  544. 00:08:14,091 --> 00:08:16,341
  545. I hear it.
  546.  
  547. 121
  548. 00:08:18,619 --> 00:08:20,709
  549. I see it.
  550.  
  551. 122
  552. 00:08:21,946 --> 00:08:23,468
  553. The tip!
  554.  
  555. 123
  556. 00:08:23,469 --> 00:08:30,629
  557. Don't worry, boys.
  558. I brought a net.
  559.  
  560. 124
  561. 00:08:34,810 --> 00:08:38,015
  562. It is now seven minutes before noon.
  563.  
  564. 125
  565. 00:08:38,016 --> 00:08:41,181
  566. Upon the lowering of my gavel,
  567.  
  568. 126
  569. 00:08:41,182 --> 00:08:43,786
  570. the charges shall be dismissed.
  571.  
  572. 127
  573. 00:08:43,787 --> 00:08:46,751
  574. I shall raise my gavel in the air
  575.  
  576. 128
  577. 00:08:46,752 --> 00:08:50,238
  578. that so... and then bring it down
  579.  
  580. 129
  581. 00:08:50,239 --> 00:08:54,407
  582. briskly, making a satisfying bang,
  583.  
  584. 130
  585. 00:08:54,408 --> 00:09:02,688
  586. at which point the prisoner
  587. shall go free.
  588.  
  589. 131
  590. 00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:13,403
  591. <i>Angle of approach.</i>
  592.  
  593. 132
  594. 00:09:13,404 --> 00:09:15,406
  595. <i>Compensate for warp in floor.</i>
  596.  
  597. 133
  598. 00:09:15,407 --> 00:09:18,131
  599. <i>Count for resistance due to dust motes.</i>
  600.  
  601. 134
  602. 00:09:18,132 --> 00:09:19,815
  603. <i>Probable outcome,</i>
  604.  
  605. 135
  606. 00:09:19,816 --> 00:09:21,498
  607. <i>termination of mosquito.</i>
  608.  
  609. 136
  610. 00:09:21,499 --> 00:09:24,183
  611. <i>Integrity of bee habitat maintained.</i>
  612.  
  613. 137
  614. 00:09:24,184 --> 00:09:28,984
  615. <i>Deadly bee swarm averted.</i>
  616.  
  617. 138
  618. 00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:33,441
  619. The mosquito's vanquished.
  620.  
  621. 139
  622. 00:09:33,442 --> 00:09:35,123
  623. Well done, Holmes.
  624.  
  625. 140
  626. 00:09:35,124 --> 00:09:43,419
  627. It's a simple matter of
  628. geometry, entomology and physics.
  629.  
  630. 141
  631. 00:09:43,420 --> 00:09:46,626
  632. Oh, my God!
  633. Oh, shit.
  634.  
  635. 142
  636. 00:09:46,627 --> 00:09:50,433
  637. Watson! Stop panicking!
  638. We can disable the queen.
  639.  
  640. 143
  641. 00:09:50,434 --> 00:09:56,494
  642. It's making them angry, Holmes!
  643.  
  644. 144
  645. 00:09:58,850 --> 00:10:00,692
  646. Oh, my God.
  647. What are they doing?
  648.  
  649. 145
  650. 00:10:00,693 --> 00:10:02,255
  651. They're turning this way!
  652.  
  653. 146
  654. 00:10:02,256 --> 00:10:06,865
  655. Just do anything!
  656. Help me!
  657.  
  658. 147
  659. 00:10:06,866 --> 00:10:08,106
  660. It's working!
  661.  
  662. 148
  663. 00:10:08,107 --> 00:10:09,750
  664. It's not working!
  665.  
  666. 149
  667. 00:10:09,751 --> 00:10:13,076
  668. Get it off!
  669. It's not working!
  670.  
  671. 150
  672. 00:10:13,077 --> 00:10:15,119
  673. Holmes, we retreat.
  674.  
  675. 151
  676. 00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:22,280
  677. Run for safety. I'll lead them away.
  678.  
  679. 152
  680. 00:10:39,607 --> 00:10:42,817
  681. Stop this trial!
  682.  
  683. 153
  684. 00:10:50,508 --> 00:10:54,395
  685. May I present to you
  686. the greatest detective of all time,
  687.  
  688. 154
  689. 00:10:54,396 --> 00:10:58,202
  690. solver of the unsolvable,
  691. untier of Gordian knots,
  692.  
  693. 155
  694. 00:10:58,203 --> 00:11:05,055
  695. bester of conundrums,
  696. the great Sherlock Holmes.
  697.  
  698. 156
  699. 00:11:05,056 --> 00:11:07,780
  700. Sherlock! Sherlock! Sherlock!
  701.  
  702. 157
  703. 00:11:07,781 --> 00:11:10,665
  704. Sherlock! Sherlock! Sherlock!
  705.  
  706. 158
  707. 00:11:10,666 --> 00:11:15,456
  708. Stop this trial at once!
  709.  
  710. 159
  711. 00:11:18,601 --> 00:11:21,045
  712. Thank goodness
  713. you've arrived, Mr. Holmes.
  714.  
  715. 160
  716. 00:11:21,046 --> 00:11:24,572
  717. Now, what startling new evidence
  718. do you have for the court?
  719.  
  720. 161
  721. 00:11:24,573 --> 00:11:27,457
  722. I am the evidence.
  723.  
  724. 162
  725. 00:11:27,458 --> 00:11:30,664
  726. Inspector Lestrade,
  727. called upon me for assistance,
  728.  
  729. 163
  730. 00:11:30,665 --> 00:11:34,671
  731. for he lacked the mental
  732. capacity to solve it himself.
  733.  
  734. 164
  735. 00:11:34,672 --> 00:11:37,276
  736. The inspector is a handsome man,
  737.  
  738. 165
  739. 00:11:37,277 --> 00:11:39,680
  740. ruddy, strapping.
  741.  
  742. 166
  743. 00:11:39,681 --> 00:11:42,085
  744. Legs like oaken trunks,
  745.  
  746. 167
  747. 00:11:42,086 --> 00:11:43,928
  748. teeth like ivory,
  749.  
  750. 168
  751. 00:11:43,929 --> 00:11:46,814
  752. and yet his wife is of hideous visage.
  753.  
  754. 169
  755. 00:11:46,815 --> 00:11:48,617
  756. Terrible to look upon.
  757.  
  758. 170
  759. 00:11:48,618 --> 00:11:51,023
  760. They say her gaze curdles milk.
  761.  
  762. 171
  763. 00:11:51,024 --> 00:11:53,947
  764. Who says that?
  765. Face like a pig's rectum.
  766.  
  767. 172
  768. 00:11:53,948 --> 00:11:57,554
  769. Jeffrey... Holmes!
  770. Close those pillowy lips!
  771.  
  772. 173
  773. 00:11:57,555 --> 00:11:59,358
  774. I am under oath!
  775.  
  776. 174
  777. 00:11:59,359 --> 00:12:03,566
  778. Actually, you're not under oath.
  779. Not under yours!
  780.  
  781. 175
  782. 00:12:03,567 --> 00:12:06,371
  783. Under my own sworn duty,
  784. as a detective.
  785.  
  786. 176
  787. 00:12:06,372 --> 00:12:10,499
  788. I cannot allow my brain to
  789. be clouded with feelings!
  790.  
  791. 177
  792. 00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:13,224
  793. Now... I recall the day vividly.
  794.  
  795. 178
  796. 00:12:13,225 --> 00:12:15,629
  797. <i>I arrived at the crime scene alone.</i>
  798.  
  799. 179
  800. 00:12:15,630 --> 00:12:20,438
  801. <i>Completely and utterly alone.</i>
  802.  
  803. 180
  804. 00:12:20,439 --> 00:12:24,245
  805. I meticulously inspected every
  806. nook and cranny of that study,
  807.  
  808. 181
  809. 00:12:24,246 --> 00:12:34,384
  810. hunting for clues, much like
  811. a panther stalks its prey.
  812.  
  813. 182
  814. 00:12:34,385 --> 00:12:36,388
  815. And as I stood there,
  816.  
  817. 183
  818. 00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:39,795
  819. <i>I began to employ
  820. a groundbreaking new technique.</i>
  821.  
  822. 184
  823. 00:12:39,796 --> 00:12:41,558
  824. Right there.
  825.  
  826. 185
  827. 00:12:41,559 --> 00:12:44,283
  828. Behold! Fingerprints.
  829.  
  830. 186
  831. 00:12:44,284 --> 00:12:48,932
  832. Imagine a print
  833. being taken from a finger.
  834.  
  835. 187
  836. 00:12:48,933 --> 00:12:50,215
  837. I love it.
  838.  
  839. 188
  840. 00:12:50,216 --> 00:12:56,507
  841. How do these prove Moriarty's guilt?
  842.  
  843. 189
  844. 00:12:56,508 --> 00:12:57,978
  845. Watson.
  846.  
  847. 190
  848. 00:12:58,632 --> 00:13:01,676
  849. Moriarty would never leave
  850. a trail of clues,
  851.  
  852. 191
  853. 00:13:01,677 --> 00:13:03,480
  854. which begs the question,
  855.  
  856. 192
  857. 00:13:03,481 --> 00:13:05,283
  858. why was this crime scene
  859.  
  860. 193
  861. 00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:09,130
  862. so uncharacteristically
  863. littered with fingerprints?
  864.  
  865. 194
  866. 00:13:09,131 --> 00:13:10,854
  867. Good work, Watson.
  868.  
  869. 195
  870. 00:13:10,855 --> 00:13:12,176
  871. Thank you. I just thought
  872. of what you might have done.
  873.  
  874. 196
  875. 00:13:12,177 --> 00:13:14,140
  876. I compared these prints
  877.  
  878. 197
  879. 00:13:14,141 --> 00:13:17,346
  880. to those of the man standing before you.
  881.  
  882. 198
  883. 00:13:17,347 --> 00:13:18,949
  884. A perfect match.
  885.  
  886. 199
  887. 00:13:18,950 --> 00:13:22,356
  888. Unequivocal proof that this man
  889.  
  890. 200
  891. 00:13:22,357 --> 00:13:24,841
  892. - is innocent.
  893. - What?
  894.  
  895. 201
  896. 00:13:24,842 --> 00:13:26,484
  897. But if those are Moriarty's prints,
  898.  
  899. 202
  900. 00:13:26,485 --> 00:13:28,568
  901. then Moriarty is the murderer.
  902.  
  903. 203
  904. 00:13:28,569 --> 00:13:31,092
  905. This man is not Moriarty.
  906.  
  907. 204
  908. 00:13:31,093 --> 00:13:32,895
  909. He sure looks like Moriarty.
  910.  
  911. 205
  912. 00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:36,863
  913. He's an impostor.
  914. His name is Jacob Musgrave.
  915.  
  916. 206
  917. 00:13:36,864 --> 00:13:39,308
  918. A complete look-alike, a doppelganger.
  919.  
  920. 207
  921. 00:13:39,309 --> 00:13:43,436
  922. A patsy framed to hang
  923. for Moriarty's crimes,
  924.  
  925. 208
  926. 00:13:43,437 --> 00:13:46,322
  927. so that I may abandon my pursuit of him
  928.  
  929. 209
  930. 00:13:46,323 --> 00:13:49,126
  931. and he can begin life anew in America.
  932.  
  933. 210
  934. 00:13:49,127 --> 00:13:52,894
  935. Why would an innocent man agree
  936. to hang for Moriarty's crimes?
  937.  
  938. 211
  939. 00:13:52,895 --> 00:13:56,500
  940. Elementary.
  941. This man is terminally ill.
  942.  
  943. 212
  944. 00:13:56,501 --> 00:13:59,346
  945. Look at him.
  946. His pallid complexion.
  947.  
  948. 213
  949. 00:13:59,347 --> 00:14:01,671
  950. The palsy in his left hand.
  951.  
  952. 214
  953. 00:14:01,672 --> 00:14:03,514
  954. Wait. I know.
  955. He's an onanist.
  956.  
  957. 215
  958. 00:14:03,515 --> 00:14:06,760
  959. Yes, of the most enthusiastic kind.
  960.  
  961. 216
  962. 00:14:06,761 --> 00:14:08,283
  963. What's an onanist?
  964.  
  965. 217
  966. 00:14:08,284 --> 00:14:10,087
  967. He...
  968. Let's see.
  969.  
  970. 218
  971. 00:14:10,088 --> 00:14:14,398
  972. He pours his own tea.
  973.  
  974. 219
  975. 00:14:14,456 --> 00:14:18,463
  976. He likes to create his own sauce.
  977.  
  978. 220
  979. 00:14:18,464 --> 00:14:22,069
  980. - He is a saucier.
  981. - Huh?
  982.  
  983. 221
  984. 00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:25,676
  985. And the name of his restaurant
  986. is Crotch Kitchen.
  987.  
  988. 222
  989. 00:14:25,677 --> 00:14:28,962
  990. On a daily basis,
  991. he creams his own eclair.
  992.  
  993. 223
  994. 00:14:28,963 --> 00:14:33,171
  995. He is Romeo and Juliet.
  996.  
  997. 224
  998. 00:14:33,172 --> 00:14:35,254
  999. That should do it.
  1000.  
  1001. 225
  1002. 00:14:35,255 --> 00:14:38,019
  1003. - This here.
  1004. - Oh, he's a wanker.
  1005.  
  1006. 226
  1007. 00:14:38,020 --> 00:14:39,182
  1008. Thank you.
  1009.  
  1010. 227
  1011. 00:14:39,183 --> 00:14:41,025
  1012. Sorry, ladies.
  1013.  
  1014. 228
  1015. 00:14:41,026 --> 00:14:44,512
  1016. This chap here had nothing
  1017. to lose by being executed.
  1018.  
  1019. 229
  1020. 00:14:44,513 --> 00:14:48,199
  1021. He was literally dying by his own hand.
  1022.  
  1023. 230
  1024. 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:49,802
  1025. It causes death, you see.
  1026.  
  1027. 231
  1028. 00:14:49,803 --> 00:14:53,048
  1029. The infallible Sherlock Holmes
  1030. has indeed spoken.
  1031.  
  1032. 232
  1033. 00:14:53,049 --> 00:14:56,655
  1034. In light of his testimony, I order
  1035. the release of the suspect.
  1036.  
  1037. 233
  1038. 00:14:56,656 --> 00:15:02,426
  1039. What? This is an outrage!
  1040. Do not let this murderer free.
  1041.  
  1042. 234
  1043. 00:15:02,427 --> 00:15:05,832
  1044. Bang, bang, bang!
  1045. Court is adjourned.
  1046.  
  1047. 235
  1048. 00:15:05,833 --> 00:15:11,443
  1049. Sherlock Holmes has done it again!
  1050.  
  1051. 236
  1052. 00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:14,088
  1053. Why are you cheering?
  1054.  
  1055. 237
  1056. 00:15:14,089 --> 00:15:15,772
  1057. Sherlock!
  1058.  
  1059. 238
  1060. 00:15:15,773 --> 00:15:18,938
  1061. Sherlock! Sherlock! Sherlock!
  1062.  
  1063. 239
  1064. 00:15:18,939 --> 00:15:20,461
  1065. That couldn't have gone better.
  1066.  
  1067. 240
  1068. 00:15:20,462 --> 00:15:21,863
  1069. It couldn't have.
  1070.  
  1071. 241
  1072. 00:15:21,864 --> 00:15:23,306
  1073. And I tell you, that case was rather...
  1074.  
  1075. 242
  1076. 00:15:23,307 --> 00:15:26,191
  1077. It took us three years to catch him.
  1078.  
  1079. 243
  1080. 00:15:26,192 --> 00:15:28,876
  1081. If we release him now,
  1082. we may never find him again.
  1083.  
  1084. 244
  1085. 00:15:28,877 --> 00:15:32,323
  1086. Put aside your ego and admit I am right.
  1087.  
  1088. 245
  1089. 00:15:32,324 --> 00:15:36,410
  1090. I am afraid Moriarty's
  1091. long gone to America.
  1092.  
  1093. 246
  1094. 00:15:36,411 --> 00:15:39,376
  1095. Whatever crimes Moriarty
  1096. commits from now on
  1097.  
  1098. 247
  1099. 00:15:39,377 --> 00:15:42,897
  1100. are on your head.
  1101.  
  1102. 248
  1103. 00:15:42,944 --> 00:15:45,067
  1104. I quite like seeing Lestrade upset.
  1105.  
  1106. 249
  1107. 00:15:45,068 --> 00:15:48,428
  1108. Yeah. I do, too.
  1109.  
  1110. 250
  1111. 00:15:51,521 --> 00:15:55,166
  1112. Professor James
  1113. Moriarty fled to the Americas
  1114.  
  1115. 251
  1116. 00:15:55,167 --> 00:16:02,187
  1117. and would never darken England again.
  1118.  
  1119. 252
  1120. 00:16:04,785 --> 00:16:08,111
  1121. What a fine ending to my fine
  1122. Luc Au Revoir adventures
  1123.  
  1124. 253
  1125. 00:16:08,112 --> 00:16:24,912
  1126. All there is left to do now is to let the ink
  1127. dry on this one copy of my manuscript.
  1128.  
  1129. 254
  1130. 00:16:30,434 --> 00:16:31,904
  1131. Holmes.
  1132.  
  1133. 255
  1134. 00:16:32,558 --> 00:16:34,321
  1135. Are you upset?
  1136.  
  1137. 256
  1138. 00:16:34,322 --> 00:16:36,565
  1139. It's just that Moriarty
  1140. was the whetstone
  1141.  
  1142. 257
  1143. 00:16:36,566 --> 00:16:38,809
  1144. upon which I sharpened my mental blade.
  1145.  
  1146. 258
  1147. 00:16:38,810 --> 00:16:43,258
  1148. With him gone, not there
  1149. to challenge me, why go on?
  1150.  
  1151. 259
  1152. 00:16:43,259 --> 00:16:46,103
  1153. Instead, I shall occupy
  1154. my great, great mind
  1155.  
  1156. 260
  1157. 00:16:46,104 --> 00:16:48,467
  1158. with nutritional science.
  1159.  
  1160. 261
  1161. 00:16:48,468 --> 00:16:49,990
  1162. My research suggests
  1163.  
  1164. 262
  1165. 00:16:49,991 --> 00:16:52,756
  1166. that the sulfurous compounds
  1167. of the common onion
  1168.  
  1169. 263
  1170. 00:16:52,757 --> 00:16:55,120
  1171. can increase your red blood cells.
  1172.  
  1173. 264
  1174. 00:16:55,121 --> 00:16:58,246
  1175. Vital for human health.
  1176.  
  1177. 265
  1178. 00:16:58,247 --> 00:17:03,937
  1179. Just bite it like an apple, eh?
  1180. Mmm-hmm.
  1181.  
  1182. 266
  1183. 00:17:03,938 --> 00:17:09,107
  1184. Definitely takes four or five bites.
  1185.  
  1186. 267
  1187. 00:17:09,108 --> 00:17:10,870
  1188. Are we meant to eat the whole thing?
  1189.  
  1190. 268
  1191. 00:17:10,871 --> 00:17:12,594
  1192. The whole thing.
  1193.  
  1194. 269
  1195. 00:17:12,595 --> 00:17:18,645
  1196. Let the juice slither
  1197. down the back of your throat.
  1198.  
  1199. 270
  1200. 00:17:18,646 --> 00:17:21,490
  1201. Congratulations, Holmes.
  1202.  
  1203. 271
  1204. 00:17:21,491 --> 00:17:23,695
  1205. You're not only
  1206. the smartest man in London,
  1207.  
  1208. 272
  1209. 00:17:23,696 --> 00:17:25,938
  1210. you shall soon be the healthiest.
  1211.  
  1212. 273
  1213. 00:17:25,939 --> 00:17:27,409
  1214. Indeed.
  1215.  
  1216. 274
  1217. 00:17:28,064 --> 00:17:31,269
  1218. Now, where's my opium?
  1219.  
  1220. 275
  1221. 00:17:31,270 --> 00:17:32,420
  1222. Um...
  1223.  
  1224. 276
  1225. 00:17:32,873 --> 00:17:33,954
  1226. Mrs. Hudson!
  1227.  
  1228. 277
  1229. 00:17:33,955 --> 00:17:36,118
  1230. Hudson!
  1231. Hudson!
  1232.  
  1233. 278
  1234. 00:17:36,119 --> 00:17:37,269
  1235. Help!
  1236.  
  1237. 279
  1238. 00:17:37,522 --> 00:17:39,725
  1239. Hudson, Watson has stuck
  1240. a carrot up my bum!
  1241.  
  1242. 280
  1243. 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:41,048
  1244. Hudson, help!
  1245.  
  1246. 281
  1247. 00:17:41,049 --> 00:17:43,131
  1248. Fire! Fire!
  1249. Call the police!
  1250.  
  1251. 282
  1252. 00:17:43,132 --> 00:17:44,855
  1253. Hudson, your mother has died!
  1254.  
  1255. 283
  1256. 00:17:44,856 --> 00:17:46,738
  1257. You brain-dead bag of bones!
  1258.  
  1259. 284
  1260. 00:17:46,739 --> 00:17:49,744
  1261. Hudson!
  1262. Hudson!
  1263.  
  1264. 285
  1265. 00:17:49,745 --> 00:17:50,866
  1266. Hudson!
  1267.  
  1268. 286
  1269. 00:17:50,867 --> 00:17:52,869
  1270. Hudson, where are you?
  1271.  
  1272. 287
  1273. 00:17:52,870 --> 00:17:54,020
  1274. Uh...
  1275.  
  1276. 288
  1277. 00:17:54,194 --> 00:17:56,076
  1278. Did you not hear any of that?
  1279.  
  1280. 289
  1281. 00:17:56,077 --> 00:17:58,040
  1282. We screamed "fire."
  1283. Where?
  1284.  
  1285. 290
  1286. 00:17:58,041 --> 00:17:59,763
  1287. And we were screaming your name.
  1288.  
  1289. 291
  1290. 00:17:59,764 --> 00:18:03,009
  1291. You were just there in my bedroom?
  1292.  
  1293. 292
  1294. 00:18:03,010 --> 00:18:03,840
  1295. Oh.
  1296.  
  1297. 293
  1298. 00:18:06,457 --> 00:18:09,999
  1299. Sufferin' Succotash.
  1300. The great Sherlock Holmes.
  1301.  
  1302. 294
  1303. 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:16,998
  1304. I'm Honor- You curl your R's, indicating a
  1305. native from a less educated United State,
  1306.  
  1307. 295
  1308. 00:18:16,999 --> 00:18:18,999
  1309. Namely Missouri.
  1310.  
  1311. 296
  1312. 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:36,160
  1313. Smudge of ink on your waistcoat, index finger
  1314. of your right hand calloused from a quill...
  1315.  
  1316. 297
  1317. 00:19:13,143 --> 00:19:15,547
  1318. Shut up.
  1319. Come on.
  1320.  
  1321. 298
  1322. 00:19:15,548 --> 00:19:23,201
  1323. No wonder my room always
  1324. smells like fish pie and semen.
  1325.  
  1326. 299
  1327. 00:19:23,202 --> 00:19:24,724
  1328. This came for you.
  1329.  
  1330. 300
  1331. 00:19:24,725 --> 00:19:25,715
  1332. Hmm.
  1333.  
  1334. 301
  1335. 00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:29,574
  1336. Sealed by hands unused to manual labor.
  1337.  
  1338. 302
  1339. 00:19:29,575 --> 00:19:30,565
  1340. Hmm.
  1341.  
  1342. 303
  1343. 00:19:32,060 --> 00:19:33,050
  1344. Hmm.
  1345.  
  1346. 304
  1347. 00:19:33,703 --> 00:19:36,386
  1348. Saliva from a protein-rich
  1349. diet of chicken kidneys.
  1350.  
  1351. 305
  1352. 00:19:36,387 --> 00:19:38,952
  1353. Why, Watson, it's from the Queen.
  1354.  
  1355. 306
  1356. 00:19:38,953 --> 00:19:39,943
  1357. Huh.
  1358.  
  1359. 307
  1360. 00:19:40,436 --> 00:19:42,799
  1361. Seems Her Majesty requests my services.
  1362.  
  1363. 308
  1364. 00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:45,764
  1365. A crime that has baffled
  1366. even her closest advisors,
  1367.  
  1368. 309
  1369. 00:19:45,765 --> 00:19:48,770
  1370. and only my singular intellect
  1371. can solve it.
  1372.  
  1373. 310
  1374. 00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:50,173
  1375. Well, well, well,
  1376.  
  1377. 311
  1378. 00:19:50,174 --> 00:19:53,980
  1379. look who's back in the game.
  1380.  
  1381. 312
  1382. 00:19:53,981 --> 00:19:55,423
  1383. Watson, are you all right?
  1384.  
  1385. 313
  1386. 00:19:55,424 --> 00:19:57,306
  1387. I'm just very nervous.
  1388.  
  1389. 314
  1390. 00:19:57,307 --> 00:20:03,357
  1391. I've not met the Queen before.
  1392.  
  1393. 315
  1394. 00:20:04,401 --> 00:20:06,003
  1395. Deep breath.
  1396. Your Majesty,
  1397.  
  1398. 316
  1399. 00:20:06,004 --> 00:20:10,732
  1400. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John Watson.
  1401.  
  1402. 317
  1403. 00:20:10,733 --> 00:20:15,673
  1404. My God, it's really her.
  1405.  
  1406. 318
  1407. 00:20:18,307 --> 00:20:19,297
  1408. Shh.
  1409.  
  1410. 319
  1411. 00:20:22,315 --> 00:20:23,785
  1412. Watson.
  1413.  
  1414. 320
  1415. 00:20:24,159 --> 00:20:26,763
  1416. Say something.
  1417.  
  1418. 321
  1419. 00:20:26,764 --> 00:20:28,125
  1420. I love you.
  1421.  
  1422. 322
  1423. 00:20:28,126 --> 00:20:31,411
  1424. I know I am duty-bound to serve you, but
  1425.  
  1426. 323
  1427. 00:20:31,412 --> 00:20:33,134
  1428. let me just say, on a personal note,
  1429.  
  1430. 324
  1431. 00:20:33,135 --> 00:20:34,497
  1432. - I really like you.
  1433. - Stop touching her.
  1434.  
  1435. 325
  1436. 00:20:34,498 --> 00:20:35,859
  1437. Just as a fan.
  1438.  
  1439. 326
  1440. 00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:37,744
  1441. Please, sir.
  1442.  
  1443. 327
  1444. 00:20:37,745 --> 00:20:39,146
  1445. Don't touch the Queen.
  1446.  
  1447. 328
  1448. 00:20:39,147 --> 00:20:39,977
  1449. Oh!
  1450.  
  1451. 329
  1452. 00:20:40,510 --> 00:20:42,191
  1453. Quite right.
  1454.  
  1455. 330
  1456. 00:20:42,192 --> 00:20:43,675
  1457. Sorry, Your Majesty.
  1458.  
  1459. 331
  1460. 00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:47,161
  1461. You look a lot smaller in person.
  1462.  
  1463. 332
  1464. 00:20:47,162 --> 00:20:49,245
  1465. Just stop. Just stop.
  1466. Sorry. It's true.
  1467.  
  1468. 333
  1469. 00:20:49,246 --> 00:20:50,528
  1470. Just stop talking.
  1471.  
  1472. 334
  1473. 00:20:50,529 --> 00:20:52,932
  1474. Yes.
  1475. Stop talking.
  1476.  
  1477. 335
  1478. 00:20:52,933 --> 00:20:54,294
  1479. I'm crazy about your look.
  1480.  
  1481. 336
  1482. 00:20:54,295 --> 00:20:56,058
  1483. What did I say?
  1484.  
  1485. 337
  1486. 00:20:56,059 --> 00:20:58,703
  1487. Am I still talking out loud?
  1488. You are. You are.
  1489.  
  1490. 338
  1491. 00:20:58,704 --> 00:21:01,588
  1492. It's just the Queen.
  1493. Yes.
  1494.  
  1495. 339
  1496. 00:21:01,589 --> 00:21:03,312
  1497. - Okay?
  1498. - Okay.
  1499.  
  1500. 340
  1501. 00:21:03,313 --> 00:21:04,555
  1502. Your Majesty,
  1503.  
  1504. 341
  1505. 00:21:04,556 --> 00:21:07,760
  1506. how may we be of service to the realm?
  1507.  
  1508. 342
  1509. 00:21:07,761 --> 00:21:10,005
  1510. Mr. Holmes, pray follow us.
  1511.  
  1512. 343
  1513. 00:21:10,006 --> 00:21:14,012
  1514. There is danger about.
  1515.  
  1516. 344
  1517. 00:21:14,013 --> 00:21:15,535
  1518. What a looker, right?
  1519.  
  1520. 345
  1521. 00:21:15,536 --> 00:21:19,903
  1522. She is stunning in person.
  1523.  
  1524. 346
  1525. 00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:21,747
  1526. Fear not, Your Majesty,
  1527.  
  1528. 347
  1529. 00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:24,192
  1530. Sherlock will allow no harm to
  1531. come to you, and neither will I.
  1532.  
  1533. 348
  1534. 00:21:24,193 --> 00:21:27,478
  1535. Five, four, three,
  1536.  
  1537. 349
  1538. 00:21:27,479 --> 00:21:29,321
  1539. two, one.
  1540.  
  1541. 350
  1542. 00:21:29,322 --> 00:21:31,112
  1543. Surprise!
  1544.  
  1545. 351
  1546. 00:21:31,246 --> 00:21:33,650
  1547. Thank you.
  1548. Thank you.
  1549.  
  1550. 352
  1551. 00:21:33,651 --> 00:21:36,175
  1552. Had I been a non-genius
  1553. such as yourselves,
  1554.  
  1555. 353
  1556. 00:21:36,176 --> 00:21:39,421
  1557. there's a 72% chance
  1558. I would have been surprised.
  1559.  
  1560. 354
  1561. 00:21:39,422 --> 00:21:41,202
  1562. Oh! 72%.
  1563.  
  1564. 355
  1565. 00:21:43,309 --> 00:21:45,271
  1566. Happy birthday, Sherlock Holmes.
  1567.  
  1568. 356
  1569. 00:21:45,272 --> 00:21:49,440
  1570. We wish you well and thank
  1571. you for your many years...
  1572.  
  1573. 357
  1574. 00:21:49,441 --> 00:21:55,531
  1575. Your many years of public service.
  1576.  
  1577. 358
  1578. 00:21:55,532 --> 00:21:57,254
  1579. So, Holmes.
  1580. Yes.
  1581.  
  1582. 359
  1583. 00:21:57,255 --> 00:21:58,336
  1584. When did you know?
  1585.  
  1586. 360
  1587. 00:21:58,337 --> 00:21:59,819
  1588. Tuesday.
  1589.  
  1590. 361
  1591. 00:21:59,820 --> 00:22:01,290
  1592. Really?
  1593.  
  1594. 362
  1595. 00:22:01,423 --> 00:22:03,466
  1596. You were seven minutes late coming home.
  1597.  
  1598. 363
  1599. 00:22:03,467 --> 00:22:05,630
  1600. Stopped at the stationer's,
  1601.  
  1602. 364
  1603. 00:22:05,631 --> 00:22:07,834
  1604. confirmed by the scent of paper mulch.
  1605.  
  1606. 365
  1607. 00:22:07,835 --> 00:22:09,357
  1608. You have the nose of a bloodhound.
  1609.  
  1610. 366
  1611. 00:22:09,358 --> 00:22:12,363
  1612. Your mustache betrayed
  1613. a dusting of crumbs.
  1614.  
  1615. 367
  1616. 00:22:12,364 --> 00:22:14,527
  1617. Evidence of cake sampling.
  1618.  
  1619. 368
  1620. 00:22:14,528 --> 00:22:15,998
  1621. Guilty.
  1622.  
  1623. 369
  1624. 00:22:16,652 --> 00:22:20,138
  1625. And you purchased a case
  1626. of pre-phylloxera champagne.
  1627.  
  1628. 370
  1629. 00:22:20,139 --> 00:22:24,025
  1630. You lack the self-esteem to buy
  1631. yourself such an extravagant bottle.
  1632.  
  1633. 371
  1634. 00:22:24,026 --> 00:22:26,149
  1635. It's true.
  1636.  
  1637. 372
  1638. 00:22:26,150 --> 00:22:31,730
  1639. I don't deserve nice things.
  1640.  
  1641. 373
  1642. 00:22:32,042 --> 00:22:36,089
  1643. <i>♪ For he's a jolly good fellow
  1644. For he's a jolly good fellow</i>
  1645.  
  1646. 374
  1647. 00:22:36,090 --> 00:22:39,735
  1648. <i>♪ For he's a jolly good fellow</i>
  1649.  
  1650. 375
  1651. 00:22:39,736 --> 00:22:42,460
  1652. <i>♪ And so say all of us ♪</i>
  1653.  
  1654. 376
  1655. 00:22:42,461 --> 00:22:43,771
  1656. Bravo.
  1657.  
  1658. 377
  1659. 00:22:45,708 --> 00:22:47,149
  1660. Thank you.
  1661.  
  1662. 378
  1663. 00:22:47,150 --> 00:22:49,594
  1664. That was delightful.
  1665.  
  1666. 379
  1667. 00:22:49,595 --> 00:22:51,077
  1668. Oh, a layer cake.
  1669.  
  1670. 380
  1671. 00:22:51,078 --> 00:22:53,160
  1672. It's shaped like a magnifying glass.
  1673.  
  1674. 381
  1675. 00:22:53,161 --> 00:22:54,151
  1676. Yes!
  1677.  
  1678. 382
  1679. 00:22:57,651 --> 00:23:02,138
  1680. The second layer is rather thick.
  1681.  
  1682. 383
  1683. 00:23:02,139 --> 00:23:04,663
  1684. There must be a few nuts
  1685. in there. Uh, if I may.
  1686.  
  1687. 384
  1688. 00:23:04,664 --> 00:23:08,950
  1689. Would you mind?
  1690. Here. Yes, of course.
  1691.  
  1692. 385
  1693. 00:23:08,951 --> 00:23:10,153
  1694. Do you see what I'm talking about?
  1695.  
  1696. 386
  1697. 00:23:10,154 --> 00:23:11,636
  1698. Yes.
  1699. Yes.
  1700.  
  1701. 387
  1702. 00:23:11,637 --> 00:23:13,840
  1703. Ah. Raspberry jam.
  1704.  
  1705. 388
  1706. 00:23:13,841 --> 00:23:15,764
  1707. Mmm. My weakness.
  1708.  
  1709. 389
  1710. 00:23:15,765 --> 00:23:18,088
  1711. I know what I need.
  1712.  
  1713. 390
  1714. 00:23:18,089 --> 00:23:19,772
  1715. What the...
  1716. He's getting an ax!
  1717.  
  1718. 391
  1719. 00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:23,137
  1720. Brilliant.
  1721. Charge!
  1722.  
  1723. 392
  1724. 00:23:23,138 --> 00:23:23,968
  1725. Oh!
  1726.  
  1727. 393
  1728. 00:23:24,702 --> 00:23:27,346
  1729. Stand back.
  1730. Back, everyone, I say.
  1731.  
  1732. 394
  1733. 00:23:27,347 --> 00:23:29,870
  1734. A murder in Buckingham Palace.
  1735.  
  1736. 395
  1737. 00:23:29,871 --> 00:23:33,197
  1738. Look, a note. There.
  1739.  
  1740. 396
  1741. 00:23:33,198 --> 00:23:37,518
  1742. Right under your nose.
  1743.  
  1744. 397
  1745. 00:23:40,652 --> 00:23:42,855
  1746. "A birthday present for you, Sherlock.
  1747.  
  1748. 398
  1749. 00:23:42,856 --> 00:23:45,180
  1750. "A crime to challenge your wits.
  1751.  
  1752. 399
  1753. 00:23:45,181 --> 00:23:47,264
  1754. "Stop me in four days' time,
  1755.  
  1756. 400
  1757. 00:23:47,265 --> 00:23:49,908
  1758. "or I will destroy London's
  1759. greatest marvel and kill the Queen,
  1760.  
  1761. 401
  1762. 00:23:49,909 --> 00:23:52,553
  1763. "and I will rewrite history."
  1764.  
  1765. 402
  1766. 00:23:52,554 --> 00:23:55,079
  1767. Signed "Professor James Moriarty."
  1768.  
  1769. 403
  1770. 00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:56,070
  1771. Hmm.
  1772.  
  1773. 404
  1774. 00:23:56,642 --> 00:23:58,405
  1775. This is Jimmy Gruber,
  1776.  
  1777. 405
  1778. 00:23:58,406 --> 00:24:00,048
  1779. the witness who disappeared,
  1780.  
  1781. 406
  1782. 00:24:00,049 --> 00:24:02,613
  1783. whose testimony prompted
  1784. Moriarty's arrest
  1785.  
  1786. 407
  1787. 00:24:02,614 --> 00:24:05,258
  1788. and whom Moriarty swore to kill.
  1789.  
  1790. 408
  1791. 00:24:05,259 --> 00:24:09,109
  1792. And your conclusion?
  1793.  
  1794. 409
  1795. 00:24:09,347 --> 00:24:13,553
  1796. That Moriarty has killed
  1797. again, as I predicted.
  1798.  
  1799. 410
  1800. 00:24:13,554 --> 00:24:17,521
  1801. Ah. The most obvious conclusion.
  1802.  
  1803. 411
  1804. 00:24:17,522 --> 00:24:19,364
  1805. No, this is definitely the work
  1806.  
  1807. 412
  1808. 00:24:19,365 --> 00:24:22,130
  1809. of someone who is going
  1810. to extraordinary lengths
  1811.  
  1812. 413
  1813. 00:24:22,131 --> 00:24:25,056
  1814. to make it appear as if
  1815. Moriarty committed these crimes.
  1816.  
  1817. 414
  1818. 00:24:25,057 --> 00:24:28,743
  1819. - Sherlock Holmes.
  1820. - The Queen.
  1821.  
  1822. 415
  1823. 00:24:28,744 --> 00:24:32,269
  1824. We charge you with the task
  1825. of stopping this criminal
  1826.  
  1827. 416
  1828. 00:24:32,270 --> 00:24:34,313
  1829. before he can do us harm.
  1830.  
  1831. 417
  1832. 00:24:34,314 --> 00:24:37,960
  1833. Solve this case on behalf
  1834. of your queen and country.
  1835.  
  1836. 418
  1837. 00:24:37,961 --> 00:24:39,162
  1838. - I will.
  1839. - We will.
  1840.  
  1841. 419
  1842. 00:24:39,163 --> 00:24:40,525
  1843. But, Your Majesty...
  1844.  
  1845. 420
  1846. 00:24:40,526 --> 00:24:43,290
  1847. Sherlock Holmes has never failed us.
  1848.  
  1849. 421
  1850. 00:24:43,291 --> 00:24:45,334
  1851. The bold ingenuity of this crime
  1852.  
  1853. 422
  1854. 00:24:45,335 --> 00:24:47,538
  1855. calls me back to the profession
  1856.  
  1857. 423
  1858. 00:24:47,539 --> 00:24:49,382
  1859. of detecting like a siren song.
  1860.  
  1861. 424
  1862. 00:24:49,383 --> 00:24:51,145
  1863. I won't let anyone hurt you.
  1864.  
  1865. 425
  1866. 00:24:51,146 --> 00:24:53,189
  1867. Watson. To the morgue.
  1868.  
  1869. 426
  1870. 00:24:53,190 --> 00:24:55,714
  1871. Lestrade, clean this mess up now.
  1872.  
  1873. 427
  1874. 00:24:55,715 --> 00:25:01,615
  1875. The game is a-starting.
  1876. Yeah.
  1877.  
  1878. 428
  1879. 00:25:02,528 --> 00:25:05,772
  1880. Who is this copycat
  1881. pretending to be Moriarty?
  1882.  
  1883. 429
  1884. 00:25:05,773 --> 00:25:08,338
  1885. Finally, a problem worthy of my brain.
  1886.  
  1887. 430
  1888. 00:25:08,339 --> 00:25:10,181
  1889. This birthday cake is delicious.
  1890.  
  1891. 431
  1892. 00:25:10,182 --> 00:25:11,584
  1893. Did you get a chance to try it?
  1894.  
  1895. 432
  1896. 00:25:11,585 --> 00:25:17,595
  1897. No, there was a corpse in it.
  1898. Oh.
  1899.  
  1900. 433
  1901. 00:25:17,596 --> 00:25:18,998
  1902. Watson?
  1903.  
  1904. 434
  1905. 00:25:18,999 --> 00:25:19,829
  1906. Oh.
  1907.  
  1908. 435
  1909. 00:25:20,081 --> 00:25:22,003
  1910. Oh, my goodness.
  1911.  
  1912. 436
  1913. 00:25:22,004 --> 00:25:22,834
  1914. Oh.
  1915.  
  1916. 437
  1917. 00:25:23,647 --> 00:25:24,728
  1918. Finders keepers.
  1919.  
  1920. 438
  1921. 00:25:24,729 --> 00:25:25,879
  1922. Yeah.
  1923.  
  1924. 439
  1925. 00:25:27,214 --> 00:25:29,017
  1926. Are you sure you wouldn't
  1927. rather wait out here?
  1928.  
  1929. 440
  1930. 00:25:29,018 --> 00:25:30,660
  1931. The last time you were
  1932. in the morgue, you...
  1933.  
  1934. 441
  1935. 00:25:30,661 --> 00:25:34,828
  1936. Watson, I am a man
  1937. of stout constitution.
  1938.  
  1939. 442
  1940. 00:25:34,829 --> 00:25:37,793
  1941. Yes, of course. I just
  1942. thought, after the last time,
  1943.  
  1944. 443
  1945. 00:25:37,794 --> 00:25:39,918
  1946. with the...
  1947.  
  1948. 444
  1949. 00:25:39,919 --> 00:25:42,019
  1950. And the...
  1951.  
  1952. 445
  1953. 00:25:42,083 --> 00:25:44,286
  1954. Merely a bout of stomach influenza.
  1955.  
  1956. 446
  1957. 00:25:44,287 --> 00:25:45,689
  1958. Yes, but the time before that?
  1959.  
  1960. 447
  1961. 00:25:45,690 --> 00:25:48,013
  1962. Bad clams.
  1963. And before that?
  1964.  
  1965. 448
  1966. 00:25:48,014 --> 00:25:49,736
  1967. I shook hands with a prostitute.
  1968.  
  1969. 449
  1970. 00:25:49,737 --> 00:25:50,727
  1971. Yes.
  1972.  
  1973. 450
  1974. 00:25:51,741 --> 00:25:54,666
  1975. No, no.
  1976. Put that away.
  1977.  
  1978. 451
  1979. 00:25:54,667 --> 00:26:05,177
  1980. I'm not some vaporous,
  1981. giggling, fainting maiden who...
  1982.  
  1983. 452
  1984. 00:26:06,169 --> 00:26:09,093
  1985. Oh, ye of little...
  1986.  
  1987. 453
  1988. 00:26:09,094 --> 00:26:11,738
  1989. It's nothing to be ashamed of.
  1990.  
  1991. 454
  1992. 00:26:11,739 --> 00:26:13,462
  1993. I think I'm starting to feel a bit...
  1994.  
  1995. 455
  1996. 00:26:13,463 --> 00:26:14,944
  1997. I wouldn't...
  1998.  
  1999. 456
  2000. 00:26:14,945 --> 00:26:16,988
  2001. Are you...
  2002. No, no, I'm fine. I'm fine.
  2003.  
  2004. 457
  2005. 00:26:16,989 --> 00:26:24,402
  2006. 'Cause if you start to feel
  2007. sick, then I'll start to feel...
  2008.  
  2009. 458
  2010. 00:26:24,403 --> 00:26:27,127
  2011. Surely, I must be done.
  2012. Yes.
  2013.  
  2014. 459
  2015. 00:26:27,128 --> 00:26:32,878
  2016. Next to impossible to still...
  2017.  
  2018. 460
  2019. 00:26:36,065 --> 00:26:37,548
  2020. There you are.
  2021.  
  2022. 461
  2023. 00:26:37,549 --> 00:26:40,553
  2024. All done.
  2025. Yes, there.
  2026.  
  2027. 462
  2028. 00:26:40,554 --> 00:26:42,557
  2029. Would you like some water?
  2030. Did you say water...
  2031.  
  2032. 463
  2033. 00:26:42,558 --> 00:26:45,242
  2034. Sorry. I'm sorry.
  2035.  
  2036. 464
  2037. 00:26:45,243 --> 00:26:47,486
  2038. Shall we begin the autopsy?
  2039.  
  2040. 465
  2041. 00:26:47,487 --> 00:26:49,690
  2042. Oh, thank goodness
  2043. these cleaning women are here
  2044.  
  2045. 466
  2046. 00:26:49,691 --> 00:26:50,973
  2047. to clean up this dreadful mess.
  2048.  
  2049. 467
  2050. 00:26:50,974 --> 00:26:52,776
  2051. Someone's made sick.
  2052. Oh.
  2053.  
  2054. 468
  2055. 00:26:52,777 --> 00:26:55,261
  2056. My dear Watson, these women
  2057.  
  2058. 469
  2059. 00:26:55,262 --> 00:26:57,145
  2060. are far too well-dressed
  2061. to be cleaning women.
  2062.  
  2063. 470
  2064. 00:26:57,146 --> 00:27:01,272
  2065. They're here to identify their
  2066. well-to-do husbands' bodies.
  2067.  
  2068. 471
  2069. 00:27:01,273 --> 00:27:02,795
  2070. Sorry for your loss.
  2071.  
  2072. 472
  2073. 00:27:02,796 --> 00:27:05,320
  2074. Thank you, but I am the doctor.
  2075.  
  2076. 473
  2077. 00:27:05,321 --> 00:27:08,727
  2078. Look, Watson, grief has
  2079. scrambled her brain.
  2080.  
  2081. 474
  2082. 00:27:08,728 --> 00:27:10,690
  2083. Mmm.
  2084. She thinks she's a doctor.
  2085.  
  2086. 475
  2087. 00:27:10,691 --> 00:27:14,016
  2088. Fortunately, Miss,
  2089. there's a real doctor here
  2090.  
  2091. 476
  2092. 00:27:14,017 --> 00:27:15,539
  2093. who may help you.
  2094.  
  2095. 477
  2096. 00:27:15,540 --> 00:27:17,263
  2097. Would you like some heroin?
  2098.  
  2099. 478
  2100. 00:27:17,264 --> 00:27:19,427
  2101. Dr. Watson, I presume.
  2102.  
  2103. 479
  2104. 00:27:19,428 --> 00:27:21,711
  2105. And you must be Sherlock Holmes.
  2106.  
  2107. 480
  2108. 00:27:21,712 --> 00:27:24,476
  2109. Dr. Grace Hart of Boston.
  2110.  
  2111. 481
  2112. 00:27:24,477 --> 00:27:26,240
  2113. A woman doctor?
  2114.  
  2115. 482
  2116. 00:27:26,241 --> 00:27:29,045
  2117. - What times we live in.
  2118. - Yes.
  2119.  
  2120. 483
  2121. 00:27:29,046 --> 00:27:31,650
  2122. In America, we're much more progressive.
  2123.  
  2124. 484
  2125. 00:27:31,651 --> 00:27:34,536
  2126. I now make 30 cents for
  2127. every dollar a man earns.
  2128.  
  2129. 485
  2130. 00:27:34,537 --> 00:27:37,220
  2131. What does "doctor" mean in America?
  2132.  
  2133. 486
  2134. 00:27:37,221 --> 00:27:39,064
  2135. It means "doctor."
  2136.  
  2137. 487
  2138. 00:27:39,065 --> 00:27:41,068
  2139. You're Dr. G. Hart?
  2140.  
  2141. 488
  2142. 00:27:41,069 --> 00:27:42,952
  2143. Of Boston?
  2144. Yes.
  2145.  
  2146. 489
  2147. 00:27:42,953 --> 00:27:45,596
  2148. Holmes, we're in the
  2149. presence of a pioneer.
  2150.  
  2151. 490
  2152. 00:27:45,597 --> 00:27:48,402
  2153. Dr. Hart's work with the use
  2154. of electroshock therapy
  2155.  
  2156. 491
  2157. 00:27:48,403 --> 00:27:50,767
  2158. to cure female hysteria
  2159. is groundbreaking.
  2160.  
  2161. 492
  2162. 00:27:50,768 --> 00:27:54,774
  2163. Yes, I proved the higher the voltage,
  2164. the more demons are released.
  2165.  
  2166. 493
  2167. 00:27:54,775 --> 00:27:56,097
  2168. Well, of course.
  2169.  
  2170. 494
  2171. 00:27:56,098 --> 00:27:58,100
  2172. Some of my patients live
  2173. as long as a week.
  2174.  
  2175. 495
  2176. 00:27:58,101 --> 00:28:00,786
  2177. "Doctor"?
  2178. Spelled D-O-C-T-O-R?
  2179.  
  2180. 496
  2181. 00:28:00,787 --> 00:28:01,777
  2182. Yes.
  2183.  
  2184. 497
  2185. 00:28:02,790 --> 00:28:05,233
  2186. This is my aide, Millicent.
  2187.  
  2188. 498
  2189. 00:28:05,234 --> 00:28:09,121
  2190. She's very shy, but a
  2191. wonderful traveling companion.
  2192.  
  2193. 499
  2194. 00:28:09,122 --> 00:28:12,407
  2195. Shall we proceed to the examination?
  2196.  
  2197. 500
  2198. 00:28:12,408 --> 00:28:16,496
  2199. Please.
  2200. Our cadaver awaits.
  2201.  
  2202. 501
  2203. 00:28:16,497 --> 00:28:17,938
  2204. No, no, no.
  2205.  
  2206. 502
  2207. 00:28:17,939 --> 00:28:19,089
  2208. Here.
  2209.  
  2210. 503
  2211. 00:28:19,983 --> 00:28:22,106
  2212. Mr. Holmes, you look rather unwell.
  2213.  
  2214. 504
  2215. 00:28:22,107 --> 00:28:28,398
  2216. Perhaps you would rather stay
  2217. here and keep Millicent company.
  2218.  
  2219. 505
  2220. 00:28:28,399 --> 00:28:29,760
  2221. Sherlock Holmes.
  2222.  
  2223. 506
  2224. 00:28:29,761 --> 00:28:33,291
  2225. Charmed to meet...
  2226.  
  2227. 507
  2228. 00:28:33,369 --> 00:28:35,291
  2229. To meet you.
  2230.  
  2231. 508
  2232. 00:28:35,292 --> 00:28:37,415
  2233. <i>Millicent is the subject of my research.</i>
  2234.  
  2235. 509
  2236. 00:28:37,416 --> 00:28:39,580
  2237. She was raised by feral cats.
  2238.  
  2239. 510
  2240. 00:28:39,581 --> 00:28:41,864
  2241. She has the mental capacity
  2242. of a four-year-old,
  2243.  
  2244. 511
  2245. 00:28:41,865 --> 00:28:44,989
  2246. but it is my belief that, with
  2247. sufficient electroshock therapy,
  2248.  
  2249. 512
  2250. 00:28:44,990 --> 00:28:47,915
  2251. she can achieve the
  2252. intellect of a six-year-old.
  2253.  
  2254. 513
  2255. 00:28:47,916 --> 00:28:49,999
  2256. We are truly in
  2257. the golden age of medicine.
  2258.  
  2259. 514
  2260. 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:51,642
  2261. There's nothing left to learn.
  2262.  
  2263. 515
  2264. 00:28:51,643 --> 00:28:52,473
  2265. No.
  2266.  
  2267. 516
  2268. 00:28:54,609 --> 00:28:59,399
  2269. What a creature you are.
  2270.  
  2271. 517
  2272. 00:29:07,072 --> 00:29:13,244
  2273. You're devouring that onion
  2274. with such passion.
  2275.  
  2276. 518
  2277. 00:29:13,245 --> 00:29:16,369
  2278. It's strangely arousing.
  2279.  
  2280. 519
  2281. 00:29:16,370 --> 00:29:18,212
  2282. Dr. Watson,
  2283. I have always been taken
  2284.  
  2285. 520
  2286. 00:29:18,213 --> 00:29:21,219
  2287. by your unwavering devotion
  2288. to Mr. Holmes,
  2289.  
  2290. 521
  2291. 00:29:21,220 --> 00:29:25,867
  2292. but haven't you ever
  2293. considered something more?
  2294.  
  2295. 522
  2296. 00:29:25,868 --> 00:29:30,348
  2297. Perhaps a co-detective?
  2298.  
  2299. 523
  2300. 00:29:30,517 --> 00:29:32,279
  2301. He and I?
  2302.  
  2303. 524
  2304. 00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:33,481
  2305. Co-detectives?
  2306.  
  2307. 525
  2308. 00:29:33,482 --> 00:29:34,472
  2309. Yes.
  2310.  
  2311. 526
  2312. 00:29:34,645 --> 00:29:36,889
  2313. Oh, the very idea!
  2314.  
  2315. 527
  2316. 00:29:36,890 --> 00:29:40,415
  2317. Uh...
  2318. Solving crimes together?
  2319.  
  2320. 528
  2321. 00:29:40,416 --> 00:29:42,739
  2322. Laughing and enjoying
  2323. the esprit de corps
  2324.  
  2325. 529
  2326. 00:29:42,740 --> 00:29:45,505
  2327. of two best friends
  2328. pursuing a noble cause!
  2329.  
  2330. 530
  2331. 00:29:45,506 --> 00:29:47,107
  2332. Madness. No, dear.
  2333.  
  2334. 531
  2335. 00:29:47,108 --> 00:29:50,148
  2336. No. No, not I.
  2337.  
  2338. 532
  2339. 00:29:50,876 --> 00:29:52,816
  2340. Not here.
  2341.  
  2342. 533
  2343. 00:29:53,120 --> 00:30:03,820
  2344. Not even in my most rapturous
  2345. moments of private fantasy.
  2346.  
  2347. 534
  2348. 00:30:03,821 --> 00:30:10,632
  2349. Anyway, let's go clean this
  2350. cake-covered bastard, shall we?
  2351.  
  2352. 535
  2353. 00:30:10,633 --> 00:30:16,543
  2354. The wonders of modern medicine.
  2355.  
  2356. 536
  2357. 00:30:16,644 --> 00:30:19,048
  2358. Now, you're going to laugh,
  2359.  
  2360. 537
  2361. 00:30:19,049 --> 00:30:21,373
  2362. but I found the most important
  2363. tool of an autopsy is...
  2364.  
  2365. 538
  2366. 00:30:21,374 --> 00:30:22,684
  2367. Music.
  2368.  
  2369. 539
  2370. 00:30:23,859 --> 00:30:24,849
  2371. Yes.
  2372.  
  2373. 540
  2374. 00:30:25,181 --> 00:30:27,121
  2375. You, too?
  2376.  
  2377. 541
  2378. 00:30:33,396 --> 00:30:36,161
  2379. <i>♪ Oh, my love ♪</i>
  2380.  
  2381. 542
  2382. 00:30:36,162 --> 00:30:40,409
  2383. This one always gets me in the mood.
  2384.  
  2385. 543
  2386. 00:30:40,410 --> 00:30:44,410
  2387. So begins the dance.
  2388.  
  2389. 544
  2390. 00:30:50,870 --> 00:30:53,313
  2391. You have some dribble. Hmm?
  2392.  
  2393. 545
  2394. 00:30:53,314 --> 00:30:59,534
  2395. Just a touch of dribble right...
  2396.  
  2397. 546
  2398. 00:31:02,251 --> 00:31:06,658
  2399. <i>♪ And time goes by... ♪</i>
  2400.  
  2401. 547
  2402. 00:31:06,659 --> 00:31:19,229
  2403. There is something so sensual about
  2404. forensic autopsy, isn't there?
  2405.  
  2406. 548
  2407. 00:31:34,593 --> 00:31:36,515
  2408. You are a delight.
  2409.  
  2410. 549
  2411. 00:31:36,516 --> 00:31:43,449
  2412. Your eyes say more
  2413. than words ever could.
  2414.  
  2415. 550
  2416. 00:31:43,450 --> 00:31:44,440
  2417. Hmm.
  2418.  
  2419. 551
  2420. 00:31:44,852 --> 00:31:49,340
  2421. The tincture of ammonia and scrotum.
  2422.  
  2423. 552
  2424. 00:31:49,341 --> 00:31:53,428
  2425. Hello, Inspector Lestrade.
  2426.  
  2427. 553
  2428. 00:31:53,429 --> 00:31:55,111
  2429. We have combed the manifests
  2430.  
  2431. 554
  2432. 00:31:55,112 --> 00:31:58,076
  2433. of every ship to set sail
  2434. for the Americas
  2435.  
  2436. 555
  2437. 00:31:58,077 --> 00:32:01,323
  2438. and found not a single Moriarty.
  2439.  
  2440. 556
  2441. 00:32:01,324 --> 00:32:04,569
  2442. Moriarty's too cunning
  2443. to use his own name.
  2444.  
  2445. 557
  2446. 00:32:04,570 --> 00:32:06,533
  2447. He's sailing under an alias.
  2448.  
  2449. 558
  2450. 00:32:06,534 --> 00:32:08,416
  2451. Ah, here we are.
  2452.  
  2453. 559
  2454. 00:32:08,417 --> 00:32:10,861
  2455. So, after a thorough...
  2456.  
  2457. 560
  2458. 00:32:10,862 --> 00:32:13,602
  2459. Very thorough.
  2460.  
  2461. 561
  2462. 00:32:14,148 --> 00:32:16,231
  2463. Stop.
  2464. No, you stop.
  2465.  
  2466. 562
  2467. 00:32:16,232 --> 00:32:19,037
  2468. Examination of the body...
  2469.  
  2470. 563
  2471. 00:32:19,038 --> 00:32:21,481
  2472. And I must say, Dr. Hart made some
  2473.  
  2474. 564
  2475. 00:32:21,482 --> 00:32:23,685
  2476. beautiful lateral incisions there.
  2477.  
  2478. 565
  2479. 00:32:23,686 --> 00:32:28,855
  2480. No, watching you flay the skin
  2481. from his face so gently!
  2482.  
  2483. 566
  2484. 00:32:28,856 --> 00:32:31,260
  2485. I would flay 1,000 faces for you.
  2486. And the way...
  2487.  
  2488. 567
  2489. 00:32:31,261 --> 00:32:33,263
  2490. Just tell me what you found!
  2491.  
  2492. 568
  2493. 00:32:33,264 --> 00:32:34,254
  2494. Yes.
  2495.  
  2496. 569
  2497. 00:32:35,108 --> 00:32:36,750
  2498. Cause of death indeterminate.
  2499.  
  2500. 570
  2501. 00:32:36,751 --> 00:32:38,153
  2502. Indeterminate?
  2503.  
  2504. 571
  2505. 00:32:38,154 --> 00:32:39,555
  2506. What do you mean?
  2507.  
  2508. 572
  2509. 00:32:39,556 --> 00:32:41,960
  2510. It means he doesn't know.
  2511.  
  2512. 573
  2513. 00:32:41,961 --> 00:32:43,803
  2514. - Proceed, Watson.
  2515. - Yes.
  2516.  
  2517. 574
  2518. 00:32:43,804 --> 00:32:47,931
  2519. We found a freshly applied
  2520. tattoo of a cross
  2521.  
  2522. 575
  2523. 00:32:47,932 --> 00:32:50,777
  2524. and the numbers one and 20.
  2525.  
  2526. 576
  2527. 00:32:50,778 --> 00:32:53,021
  2528. I have the oddest feeling.
  2529.  
  2530. 577
  2531. 00:32:53,022 --> 00:32:55,466
  2532. It's like knowing, but the opposite.
  2533.  
  2534. 578
  2535. 00:32:55,467 --> 00:32:57,269
  2536. Meaning you haven't a clue.
  2537.  
  2538. 579
  2539. 00:32:57,270 --> 00:33:00,515
  2540. Who is this genius pretender
  2541. who's taken Moriarty's place,
  2542.  
  2543. 580
  2544. 00:33:00,516 --> 00:33:04,804
  2545. committing crimes exactly
  2546. the way he would?
  2547.  
  2548. 581
  2549. 00:33:04,805 --> 00:33:06,847
  2550. A fantastic new case.
  2551.  
  2552. 582
  2553. 00:33:06,848 --> 00:33:09,211
  2554. I'm aroused
  2555. both mentally and physically.
  2556.  
  2557. 583
  2558. 00:33:09,212 --> 00:33:12,979
  2559. I was wondering, rather than
  2560. working beside you on this case,
  2561.  
  2562. 584
  2563. 00:33:12,980 --> 00:33:15,864
  2564. I might work with you as a sort of...
  2565.  
  2566. 585
  2567. 00:33:15,865 --> 00:33:18,068
  2568. Grace called it a "co-detective."
  2569.  
  2570. 586
  2571. 00:33:18,069 --> 00:33:22,076
  2572. One cannot simply just
  2573. make someone a detective.
  2574.  
  2575. 587
  2576. 00:33:22,077 --> 00:33:23,518
  2577. It must be earned.
  2578.  
  2579. 588
  2580. 00:33:23,519 --> 00:33:26,044
  2581. Well, I deduced you might say that,
  2582.  
  2583. 589
  2584. 00:33:26,045 --> 00:33:28,569
  2585. which is why, when we arrive home,
  2586.  
  2587. 590
  2588. 00:33:28,570 --> 00:33:31,694
  2589. I propose a game of chess.
  2590.  
  2591. 591
  2592. 00:33:31,695 --> 00:33:33,217
  2593. If I should best you,
  2594.  
  2595. 592
  2596. 00:33:33,218 --> 00:33:35,261
  2597. then surely I possess
  2598. the mental power...
  2599.  
  2600. 593
  2601. 00:33:35,262 --> 00:33:37,826
  2602. Checkmate! Checkmate.
  2603.  
  2604. 594
  2605. 00:33:37,827 --> 00:33:40,351
  2606. What?
  2607. We haven't started yet.
  2608.  
  2609. 595
  2610. 00:33:40,352 --> 00:33:42,034
  2611. You would have opened
  2612. with the Queen's Gambit.
  2613.  
  2614. 596
  2615. 00:33:42,035 --> 00:33:44,278
  2616. Oh, indeed.
  2617. A reliable first move.
  2618.  
  2619. 597
  2620. 00:33:44,279 --> 00:33:45,961
  2621. I would have countered
  2622. with a Slav Defense.
  2623.  
  2624. 598
  2625. 00:33:45,962 --> 00:33:48,927
  2626. Oh! An audacious move.
  2627. Quite unexpected.
  2628.  
  2629. 599
  2630. 00:33:48,928 --> 00:33:51,452
  2631. You would have panicked,
  2632. thus exposing your queen.
  2633.  
  2634. 600
  2635. 00:33:51,453 --> 00:33:52,574
  2636. No, not my queen!
  2637.  
  2638. 601
  2639. 00:33:52,575 --> 00:33:54,097
  2640. Seeing your queen exposed
  2641.  
  2642. 602
  2643. 00:33:54,098 --> 00:33:56,141
  2644. would have compelled you to defend her.
  2645.  
  2646. 603
  2647. 00:33:56,142 --> 00:33:59,187
  2648. Indeed. It is my duty
  2649. in chess as in life.
  2650.  
  2651. 604
  2652. 00:33:59,188 --> 00:34:03,435
  2653. Thereby neglecting my castle.
  2654.  
  2655. 605
  2656. 00:34:03,436 --> 00:34:05,386
  2657. Checkmate.
  2658.  
  2659. 606
  2660. 00:34:05,961 --> 00:34:07,322
  2661. Perhaps another game?
  2662.  
  2663. 607
  2664. 00:34:07,323 --> 00:34:09,246
  2665. Rock-paper-scissors.
  2666.  
  2667. 608
  2668. 00:34:09,247 --> 00:34:11,770
  2669. Rock, rock, paper, paper,
  2670. scissors, paper,
  2671.  
  2672. 609
  2673. 00:34:11,771 --> 00:34:14,696
  2674. rock, scissors, paper, rock.
  2675.  
  2676. 610
  2677. 00:34:14,697 --> 00:34:15,818
  2678. Dash it all!
  2679.  
  2680. 611
  2681. 00:34:15,819 --> 00:34:17,261
  2682. What about Battleship?
  2683.  
  2684. 612
  2685. 00:34:17,262 --> 00:34:19,946
  2686. D-3, E-3, F-3, and G-3.
  2687.  
  2688. 613
  2689. 00:34:19,947 --> 00:34:22,190
  2690. Damn it, you've sunk my battleship.
  2691.  
  2692. 614
  2693. 00:34:22,191 --> 00:34:24,715
  2694. You're a good man, Watson,
  2695.  
  2696. 615
  2697. 00:34:24,716 --> 00:34:27,480
  2698. but you're not ready.
  2699.  
  2700. 616
  2701. 00:34:27,481 --> 00:34:28,843
  2702. But why?
  2703.  
  2704. 617
  2705. 00:34:28,844 --> 00:34:35,684
  2706. If you were ready, you'd know why.
  2707.  
  2708. 618
  2709. 00:34:41,949 --> 00:34:44,112
  2710. <i>Let the game begin.</i>
  2711.  
  2712. 619
  2713. 00:34:44,113 --> 00:34:46,357
  2714. A piece for a piece.
  2715.  
  2716. 620
  2717. 00:34:46,358 --> 00:34:51,618
  2718. Two can play at that game.
  2719.  
  2720. 621
  2721. 00:35:07,598 --> 00:35:08,588
  2722. Mmm.
  2723.  
  2724. 622
  2725. 00:35:11,365 --> 00:35:13,155
  2726. Peekaboo.
  2727.  
  2728. 623
  2729. 00:35:15,613 --> 00:35:18,353
  2730. Ah. Checkmate.
  2731.  
  2732. 624
  2733. 00:35:18,418 --> 00:35:24,318
  2734. And to the victor, the spoils.
  2735.  
  2736. 625
  2737. 00:35:24,470 --> 00:35:30,210
  2738. You'll never be co-detective.
  2739.  
  2740. 626
  2741. 00:35:32,044 --> 00:35:35,049
  2742. Watson, I'm near a breakthrough.
  2743.  
  2744. 627
  2745. 00:35:35,050 --> 00:35:37,614
  2746. My hypothesis is the true cause of death
  2747.  
  2748. 628
  2749. 00:35:37,615 --> 00:35:40,980
  2750. is ink poisoning via the fresh tattoo.
  2751.  
  2752. 629
  2753. 00:35:40,981 --> 00:35:44,988
  2754. But I need your help.
  2755.  
  2756. 630
  2757. 00:35:44,989 --> 00:35:46,591
  2758. You want me to be co-detective?
  2759.  
  2760. 631
  2761. 00:35:46,592 --> 00:35:48,194
  2762. Mmm-mmm.
  2763.  
  2764. 632
  2765. 00:35:48,195 --> 00:35:51,200
  2766. I'm awfully sorry, Dr. Watson.
  2767.  
  2768. 633
  2769. 00:35:51,201 --> 00:35:52,482
  2770. Sorry for what?
  2771.  
  2772. 634
  2773. 00:35:52,483 --> 00:35:54,326
  2774. Mr. Holmes left me no choice.
  2775.  
  2776. 635
  2777. 00:35:54,327 --> 00:35:56,810
  2778. May you rest in peace.
  2779. What's she on about?
  2780.  
  2781. 636
  2782. 00:35:56,811 --> 00:36:03,062
  2783. All will be clear in three, two, one.
  2784.  
  2785. 637
  2786. 00:36:03,063 --> 00:36:04,184
  2787. Excuse me.
  2788.  
  2789. 638
  2790. 00:36:04,185 --> 00:36:06,028
  2791. I'll take that.
  2792.  
  2793. 639
  2794. 00:36:06,029 --> 00:36:07,992
  2795. It's just something caught in my throat.
  2796.  
  2797. 640
  2798. 00:36:07,993 --> 00:36:09,314
  2799. Oh, no.
  2800.  
  2801. 641
  2802. 00:36:09,315 --> 00:36:10,636
  2803. I poisoned you.
  2804.  
  2805. 642
  2806. 00:36:10,637 --> 00:36:11,627
  2807. Why?
  2808.  
  2809. 643
  2810. 00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:13,682
  2811. To test my theory.
  2812.  
  2813. 644
  2814. 00:36:13,683 --> 00:36:15,325
  2815. Am I going to die?
  2816.  
  2817. 645
  2818. 00:36:15,326 --> 00:36:16,848
  2819. No, I have an antidote.
  2820.  
  2821. 646
  2822. 00:36:16,849 --> 00:36:19,894
  2823. Oh. But I need to see it play out.
  2824.  
  2825. 647
  2826. 00:36:19,895 --> 00:36:21,858
  2827. Now, let's see here.
  2828.  
  2829. 648
  2830. 00:36:21,859 --> 00:36:23,581
  2831. Redness around the mouth.
  2832. Good.
  2833.  
  2834. 649
  2835. 00:36:23,582 --> 00:36:24,903
  2836. Help me.
  2837.  
  2838. 650
  2839. 00:36:24,904 --> 00:36:29,152
  2840. You will have temporary brain damage.
  2841.  
  2842. 651
  2843. 00:36:29,153 --> 00:36:31,035
  2844. Wake up, Watson. Wake up.
  2845.  
  2846. 652
  2847. 00:36:31,036 --> 00:36:33,319
  2848. We have work to do.
  2849. Watson.
  2850.  
  2851. 653
  2852. 00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:35,243
  2853. Who's Watson?
  2854. I'll kill him!
  2855.  
  2856. 654
  2857. 00:36:35,244 --> 00:36:36,526
  2858. You son of a bitch!
  2859.  
  2860. 655
  2861. 00:36:36,527 --> 00:36:37,687
  2862. Violent aggression.
  2863.  
  2864. 656
  2865. 00:36:37,688 --> 00:36:39,692
  2866. Oh, please give me the antidote.
  2867.  
  2868. 657
  2869. 00:36:39,693 --> 00:36:41,054
  2870. Drama queen syndrome.
  2871.  
  2872. 658
  2873. 00:36:41,055 --> 00:36:43,379
  2874. Why am I doing this?
  2875.  
  2876. 659
  2877. 00:36:43,380 --> 00:36:44,701
  2878. Confused mime.
  2879.  
  2880. 660
  2881. 00:36:44,702 --> 00:36:47,707
  2882. Oh! Does this suit make me look fat?
  2883.  
  2884. 661
  2885. 00:36:47,708 --> 00:36:49,430
  2886. Body image dysmorphia.
  2887.  
  2888. 662
  2889. 00:36:49,431 --> 00:36:51,211
  2890. My eyes!
  2891.  
  2892. 663
  2893. 00:36:51,275 --> 00:36:54,921
  2894. Sensitivity to light.
  2895. My eyes! It burns!
  2896.  
  2897. 664
  2898. 00:36:54,922 --> 00:36:57,566
  2899. Excruciating abdominal pain.
  2900.  
  2901. 665
  2902. 00:36:57,567 --> 00:36:59,128
  2903. Yes, it's confirmed.
  2904.  
  2905. 666
  2906. 00:36:59,129 --> 00:37:01,253
  2907. It was poison.
  2908. Come, Watson.
  2909.  
  2910. 667
  2911. 00:37:01,254 --> 00:37:04,299
  2912. Let us not be late.
  2913.  
  2914. 668
  2915. 00:37:04,300 --> 00:37:05,702
  2916. Oh! Of course.
  2917.  
  2918. 669
  2919. 00:37:05,703 --> 00:37:07,653
  2920. Lactation.
  2921.  
  2922. 670
  2923. 00:37:08,708 --> 00:37:10,670
  2924. Why?
  2925. Come along, Watson.
  2926.  
  2927. 671
  2928. 00:37:10,671 --> 00:37:15,159
  2929. I'll explain in the cab.
  2930.  
  2931. 672
  2932. 00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:16,402
  2933. There we go.
  2934.  
  2935. 673
  2936. 00:37:16,403 --> 00:37:18,205
  2937. Oh, thank God for this antidote.
  2938.  
  2939. 674
  2940. 00:37:18,206 --> 00:37:21,491
  2941. I feel as though I've
  2942. completely recovered.
  2943.  
  2944. 675
  2945. 00:37:21,492 --> 00:37:24,382
  2946. Yes, you have.
  2947.  
  2948. 676
  2949. 00:37:25,580 --> 00:37:26,821
  2950. There.
  2951.  
  2952. 677
  2953. 00:37:26,822 --> 00:37:28,064
  2954. So where are we going?
  2955.  
  2956. 678
  2957. 00:37:28,065 --> 00:37:30,187
  2958. The fact that the victim was poisoned
  2959.  
  2960. 679
  2961. 00:37:30,188 --> 00:37:34,195
  2962. suggests the killer lacked
  2963. physical strength to overpower him.
  2964.  
  2965. 680
  2966. 00:37:34,196 --> 00:37:37,562
  2967. The tattoos you examined
  2968. have an uneven quality.
  2969.  
  2970. 681
  2971. 00:37:37,563 --> 00:37:41,329
  2972. It leads me to believe that they
  2973. were drawn by a one-armed man.
  2974.  
  2975. 682
  2976. 00:37:41,330 --> 00:37:43,813
  2977. A one-armed man.
  2978.  
  2979. 683
  2980. 00:37:43,814 --> 00:37:44,804
  2981. Yes.
  2982.  
  2983. 684
  2984. 00:37:45,217 --> 00:37:47,300
  2985. A weak man who would use poison.
  2986.  
  2987. 685
  2988. 00:37:47,301 --> 00:37:52,230
  2989. There is only one one-armed
  2990. tattoo artist in all of London.
  2991.  
  2992. 686
  2993. 00:37:52,231 --> 00:37:55,556
  2994. The nefarious Gustav Klinger.
  2995.  
  2996. 687
  2997. 00:37:55,557 --> 00:37:58,641
  2998. Dorset Street! And
  2999. don't spare the horses!
  3000.  
  3001. 688
  3002. 00:37:58,642 --> 00:38:00,164
  3003. Dorset Street.
  3004.  
  3005. 689
  3006. 00:38:00,165 --> 00:38:03,932
  3007. Home of drunkards, thieves,
  3008. and hairy, old whores.
  3009.  
  3010. 690
  3011. 00:38:03,933 --> 00:38:06,777
  3012. And, if my theory
  3013. is correct, the killer.
  3014.  
  3015. 691
  3016. 00:38:06,778 --> 00:38:09,838
  3017. Hello, gorgeous.
  3018.  
  3019. 692
  3020. 00:38:10,225 --> 00:38:15,915
  3021. Though all is calm now,
  3022. we must be on highest alert.
  3023.  
  3024. 693
  3025. 00:38:15,916 --> 00:38:19,240
  3026. Shall we ask someone if they've
  3027. seen our one-armed Mr. Klinger?
  3028.  
  3029. 694
  3030. 00:38:19,241 --> 00:38:22,768
  3031. This neighborhood does not
  3032. welcome curious outsiders.
  3033.  
  3034. 695
  3035. 00:38:22,769 --> 00:38:24,732
  3036. Excuse me.
  3037. Have you the time?
  3038.  
  3039. 696
  3040. 00:38:24,733 --> 00:38:28,178
  3041. Not for you, outsider.
  3042.  
  3043. 697
  3044. 00:38:28,179 --> 00:38:29,901
  3045. Merciful God.
  3046.  
  3047. 698
  3048. 00:38:29,902 --> 00:38:31,585
  3049. We must blend in.
  3050.  
  3051. 699
  3052. 00:38:31,586 --> 00:38:34,310
  3053. Fortunately, my time tripping the boards
  3054.  
  3055. 700
  3056. 00:38:34,311 --> 00:38:35,672
  3057. has made me a master of disguise.
  3058.  
  3059. 701
  3060. 00:38:35,673 --> 00:38:36,663
  3061. Yes.
  3062.  
  3063. 702
  3064. 00:38:43,408 --> 00:38:44,398
  3065. You.
  3066.  
  3067. 703
  3068. 00:38:44,530 --> 00:38:46,293
  3069. What have you done with Sherlock?
  3070.  
  3071. 704
  3072. 00:38:46,294 --> 00:38:48,536
  3073. Why, Watson,
  3074.  
  3075. 705
  3076. 00:38:48,537 --> 00:38:51,267
  3077. I never left.
  3078.  
  3079. 706
  3080. 00:38:51,945 --> 00:38:53,707
  3081. Amazing.
  3082. Yes, I know.
  3083.  
  3084. 707
  3085. 00:38:53,708 --> 00:38:56,111
  3086. Yes, you've outdone yourself this time.
  3087.  
  3088. 708
  3089. 00:38:56,112 --> 00:38:57,422
  3090. Now...
  3091.  
  3092. 709
  3093. 00:38:57,956 --> 00:38:59,317
  3094. Huh?
  3095. No.
  3096.  
  3097. 710
  3098. 00:38:59,318 --> 00:39:00,840
  3099. Still me.
  3100. It's you?
  3101.  
  3102. 711
  3103. 00:39:00,841 --> 00:39:02,603
  3104. It's still Sherlock.
  3105.  
  3106. 712
  3107. 00:39:02,604 --> 00:39:04,647
  3108. All right.
  3109. Rest assured.
  3110.  
  3111. 713
  3112. 00:39:04,648 --> 00:39:06,050
  3113. It's very convincing.
  3114.  
  3115. 714
  3116. 00:39:06,051 --> 00:39:07,893
  3117. Now for your disguise.
  3118.  
  3119. 715
  3120. 00:39:07,894 --> 00:39:11,540
  3121. Oh, what will it be?
  3122.  
  3123. 716
  3124. 00:39:11,541 --> 00:39:15,541
  3125. Yes. You, my friend,
  3126.  
  3127. 717
  3128. 00:39:15,669 --> 00:39:21,118
  3129. shall play a down-on-your-luck
  3130. horseshit salesman.
  3131.  
  3132. 718
  3133. 00:39:21,119 --> 00:39:23,059
  3134. Oh.
  3135. Yes.
  3136.  
  3137. 719
  3138. 00:39:23,364 --> 00:39:25,206
  3139. Yes. Yes.
  3140.  
  3141. 720
  3142. 00:39:25,207 --> 00:39:28,252
  3143. Come, Watson. We have a
  3144. one-armed killer to catch.
  3145.  
  3146. 721
  3147. 00:39:28,253 --> 00:39:29,935
  3148. Get into character.
  3149.  
  3150. 722
  3151. 00:39:29,936 --> 00:39:31,659
  3152. - Horseshit for sale!
  3153. - There you go.
  3154.  
  3155. 723
  3156. 00:39:31,660 --> 00:39:33,742
  3157. - Who will buy my horse's shit?
  3158. - I'll take some.
  3159.  
  3160. 724
  3161. 00:39:33,743 --> 00:39:37,590
  3162. No one must know our true purpose. Mmm.
  3163.  
  3164. 725
  3165. 00:39:37,591 --> 00:39:39,233
  3166. What you toffs want?
  3167.  
  3168. 726
  3169. 00:39:39,234 --> 00:39:46,527
  3170. To buy a pint for any man
  3171. who can raise two hands.
  3172.  
  3173. 727
  3174. 00:39:46,528 --> 00:39:48,972
  3175. Every man has both arms.
  3176.  
  3177. 728
  3178. 00:39:48,973 --> 00:39:51,055
  3179. Klinger isn't here.
  3180.  
  3181. 729
  3182. 00:39:51,056 --> 00:39:53,220
  3183. Our journey continues.
  3184.  
  3185. 730
  3186. 00:39:53,221 --> 00:39:57,708
  3187. Blend in like a common oaf. Yes.
  3188.  
  3189. 731
  3190. 00:39:57,709 --> 00:39:59,591
  3191. Keep drinking.
  3192. We need to fit in.
  3193.  
  3194. 732
  3195. 00:39:59,592 --> 00:40:01,062
  3196. Cheers.
  3197.  
  3198. 733
  3199. 00:40:01,998 --> 00:40:03,319
  3200. Cheers!
  3201.  
  3202. 734
  3203. 00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:06,690
  3204. More, more, more!
  3205.  
  3206. 735
  3207. 00:40:09,171 --> 00:40:11,581
  3208. Oi! Oi! Oi!
  3209.  
  3210. 736
  3211. 00:40:17,667 --> 00:40:19,149
  3212. They have boxing here.
  3213.  
  3214. 737
  3215. 00:40:19,150 --> 00:40:20,712
  3216. <i>I don't care if he's small!</i>
  3217.  
  3218. 738
  3219. 00:40:20,713 --> 00:40:24,800
  3220. - Kill!
  3221. - Come on, fight!
  3222.  
  3223. 739
  3224. 00:40:24,801 --> 00:40:26,242
  3225. Shouldn't we be looking for Klinger?
  3226.  
  3227. 740
  3228. 00:40:26,243 --> 00:40:32,254
  3229. Who cares about Klinger?
  3230. Exactly!
  3231.  
  3232. 741
  3233. 00:40:32,255 --> 00:40:33,536
  3234. Release the child!
  3235.  
  3236. 742
  3237. 00:40:33,537 --> 00:40:35,500
  3238. Let go of that boy!
  3239. I want him dead!
  3240.  
  3241. 743
  3242. 00:40:35,501 --> 00:40:39,501
  3243. Sweet river of piss.
  3244.  
  3245. 744
  3246. 00:40:39,549 --> 00:40:42,153
  3247. You have real force there.
  3248.  
  3249. 745
  3250. 00:40:42,154 --> 00:40:43,675
  3251. <i>Arc of stream.</i>
  3252.  
  3253. 746
  3254. 00:40:43,676 --> 00:40:45,159
  3255. <i>Direction of wind.</i>
  3256.  
  3257. 747
  3258. 00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:47,082
  3259. <i>Compensate for shy penis.</i>
  3260.  
  3261. 748
  3262. 00:40:47,083 --> 00:40:49,527
  3263. <i>Avoid splash on shoes.</i>
  3264.  
  3265. 749
  3266. 00:40:49,528 --> 00:40:51,570
  3267. <i>And release fluids.</i>
  3268.  
  3269. 750
  3270. 00:40:51,571 --> 00:40:53,173
  3271. <i>Oh, my goodness.</i>
  3272.  
  3273. 751
  3274. 00:40:53,174 --> 00:40:56,701
  3275. <i>Damn it, I forgot to unzip my pants.</i>
  3276.  
  3277. 752
  3278. 00:40:56,702 --> 00:40:58,383
  3279. You really are a genius.
  3280.  
  3281. 753
  3282. 00:40:58,384 --> 00:41:00,788
  3283. Oh, watch it.
  3284. Oh, sorry.
  3285.  
  3286. 754
  3287. 00:41:00,789 --> 00:41:03,393
  3288. I should like to send a telegram.
  3289.  
  3290. 755
  3291. 00:41:03,394 --> 00:41:05,814
  3292. Grace. Stop.
  3293.  
  3294. 756
  3295. 00:41:07,282 --> 00:41:11,282
  3296. Are you awake? Stop.
  3297.  
  3298. 757
  3299. 00:41:12,050 --> 00:41:14,454
  3300. Uh, you're such a pretty doctor lady.
  3301.  
  3302. 758
  3303. 00:41:14,455 --> 00:41:15,445
  3304. Ooh!
  3305.  
  3306. 759
  3307. 00:41:16,258 --> 00:41:18,021
  3308. Are you quite sure this is a good idea?
  3309.  
  3310. 760
  3311. 00:41:18,022 --> 00:41:19,624
  3312. This is wonderful.
  3313.  
  3314. 761
  3315. 00:41:19,625 --> 00:41:22,830
  3316. The combination of the late
  3317. hour and your drunkenness
  3318.  
  3319. 762
  3320. 00:41:22,831 --> 00:41:26,316
  3321. allows for communication
  3322. of exceptional honesty.
  3323.  
  3324. 763
  3325. 00:41:26,317 --> 00:41:27,439
  3326. Quite right.
  3327.  
  3328. 764
  3329. 00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:29,202
  3330. I will call it an intoxigram.
  3331.  
  3332. 765
  3333. 00:41:29,203 --> 00:41:32,087
  3334. And no one shall ever
  3335. regret sending one.
  3336.  
  3337. 766
  3338. 00:41:32,088 --> 00:41:34,932
  3339. Now, lay bare the fruits
  3340. of your inebriation.
  3341.  
  3342. 767
  3343. 00:41:34,933 --> 00:41:36,656
  3344. Ask her what she's wearing.
  3345.  
  3346. 768
  3347. 00:41:36,657 --> 00:41:39,021
  3348. What are you wearing?
  3349. Stop.
  3350.  
  3351. 769
  3352. 00:41:39,022 --> 00:41:39,782
  3353. Bloomers?
  3354.  
  3355. 770
  3356. 00:41:39,783 --> 00:41:41,545
  3357. A brassiere?
  3358.  
  3359. 771
  3360. 00:41:41,546 --> 00:41:44,070
  3361. I'd wager you'd look good in anything.
  3362.  
  3363. 772
  3364. 00:41:44,071 --> 00:41:45,353
  3365. Wonderful.
  3366. Stop.
  3367.  
  3368. 773
  3369. 00:41:45,354 --> 00:41:47,477
  3370. Shall I ask what Millie
  3371. thinks about you?
  3372.  
  3373. 774
  3374. 00:41:47,478 --> 00:41:48,628
  3375. Um...
  3376.  
  3377. 775
  3378. 00:41:49,361 --> 00:41:51,685
  3379. I don't care.
  3380. Sure. Why not?
  3381.  
  3382. 776
  3383. 00:41:51,686 --> 00:41:53,929
  3384. What does Millie think of Sherlock?
  3385.  
  3386. 777
  3387. 00:41:53,930 --> 00:41:57,696
  3388. Does Millie ever drip wax over her body?
  3389.  
  3390. 778
  3391. 00:41:57,697 --> 00:42:00,301
  3392. Hot wax. Stop.
  3393.  
  3394. 779
  3395. 00:42:00,302 --> 00:42:01,985
  3396. - Okay. That's enough.
  3397. - Yeah, I think so.
  3398.  
  3399. 780
  3400. 00:42:01,986 --> 00:42:05,986
  3401. Describe your loins.
  3402. Ah Yes.
  3403.  
  3404. 781
  3405. 00:42:05,987 --> 00:42:11,221
  3406. Hot Loins.
  3407. Hot Loins for sale.
  3408.  
  3409. 782
  3410. 00:42:11,222 --> 00:42:15,209
  3411. Come and get them while they're hot.
  3412. Hot steamy loins.
  3413.  
  3414. 783
  3415. 00:42:15,210 --> 00:42:19,298
  3416. Now show her how she
  3417. makes you feel. Huh?
  3418.  
  3419. 784
  3420. 00:42:19,299 --> 00:42:22,222
  3421. Just go ahead.
  3422. Display it.
  3423.  
  3424. 785
  3425. 00:42:22,223 --> 00:42:23,533
  3426. There.
  3427.  
  3428. 786
  3429. 00:42:24,186 --> 00:42:28,332
  3430. Don't look away!
  3431. Look at it!
  3432.  
  3433. 787
  3434. 00:42:28,333 --> 00:42:29,557
  3435. Telegraph a picture of this.
  3436.  
  3437. 788
  3438. 00:42:29,558 --> 00:42:32,723
  3439. And make sure you get
  3440. the banger and the beans.
  3441.  
  3442. 789
  3443. 00:42:32,724 --> 00:42:34,366
  3444. Focus on the mushroom.
  3445.  
  3446. 790
  3447. 00:42:34,367 --> 00:42:37,011
  3448. Are you positive I shan't
  3449. regret this in the morning?
  3450.  
  3451. 791
  3452. 00:42:37,012 --> 00:42:38,974
  3453. You absolutely will.
  3454.  
  3455. 792
  3456. 00:42:38,975 --> 00:42:40,578
  3457. Silence, you!
  3458. Say it again.
  3459.  
  3460. 793
  3461. 00:42:40,579 --> 00:42:41,940
  3462. Say it again. I dare you. Oh!
  3463.  
  3464. 794
  3465. 00:42:41,941 --> 00:42:43,624
  3466. Please say it.
  3467. Please say it again.
  3468.  
  3469. 795
  3470. 00:42:43,625 --> 00:42:45,106
  3471. Do you think you would be
  3472. the first man I've killed?
  3473.  
  3474. 796
  3475. 00:42:45,107 --> 00:42:50,477
  3476. I have the penis of a baby doll.
  3477.  
  3478. 797
  3479. 00:42:50,478 --> 00:42:56,528
  3480. It's just a statement of fact.
  3481.  
  3482. 798
  3483. 00:42:57,090 --> 00:42:58,973
  3484. Oh, well, Watson,
  3485.  
  3486. 799
  3487. 00:42:58,974 --> 00:43:01,458
  3488. after a night of drinking,
  3489. I could eat a whole pie.
  3490.  
  3491. 800
  3492. 00:43:01,459 --> 00:43:03,741
  3493. Oh, no, it's cakes for me, my friend.
  3494.  
  3495. 801
  3496. 00:43:03,742 --> 00:43:05,305
  3497. Ah! Cakes, indeed!
  3498.  
  3499. 802
  3500. 00:43:05,306 --> 00:43:09,593
  3501. Yes. Yes, cakes stacked on cakes.
  3502.  
  3503. 803
  3504. 00:43:09,594 --> 00:43:11,597
  3505. We should open a restaurant called
  3506.  
  3507. 804
  3508. 00:43:11,598 --> 00:43:15,484
  3509. the International House of
  3510. Cakes Stacked Upon Other Cakes.
  3511.  
  3512. 805
  3513. 00:43:15,485 --> 00:43:18,650
  3514. Yes, and you can only
  3515. eat there after a night of drinking.
  3516.  
  3517. 806
  3518. 00:43:18,651 --> 00:43:20,734
  3519. Well, speaking of the night,
  3520. I fear it's a night wasted.
  3521.  
  3522. 807
  3523. 00:43:20,735 --> 00:43:23,659
  3524. No sign of Klinger anywhere. Mmm.
  3525.  
  3526. 808
  3527. 00:43:23,660 --> 00:43:25,583
  3528. Not so fast, Watson.
  3529.  
  3530. 809
  3531. 00:43:25,584 --> 00:43:28,509
  3532. Look at those two men and their tattoos.
  3533.  
  3534. 810
  3535. 00:43:28,510 --> 00:43:30,152
  3536. I don't understand.
  3537.  
  3538. 811
  3539. 00:43:30,153 --> 00:43:32,677
  3540. We haven't been able
  3541. to find the tattoo artist.
  3542.  
  3543. 812
  3544. 00:43:32,678 --> 00:43:39,570
  3545. Perhaps we should follow the tattoos.
  3546.  
  3547. 813
  3548. 00:43:39,571 --> 00:43:41,013
  3549. A gymnasium?
  3550.  
  3551. 814
  3552. 00:43:41,014 --> 00:43:43,097
  3553. You really think Klinger
  3554. would be here, Holmes?
  3555.  
  3556. 815
  3557. 00:43:43,098 --> 00:43:46,182
  3558. Look alive, Watson.
  3559. He could be anywhere.
  3560.  
  3561. 816
  3562. 00:43:46,183 --> 00:43:48,748
  3563. Three, two, one.
  3564.  
  3565. 817
  3566. 00:43:48,749 --> 00:43:51,432
  3567. Pick it up. Pick it up.
  3568. That's it.
  3569.  
  3570. 818
  3571. 00:43:51,433 --> 00:43:53,757
  3572. Out with the bad air, in with the good.
  3573.  
  3574. 819
  3575. 00:43:53,758 --> 00:43:55,440
  3576. Look at these health nuts.
  3577.  
  3578. 820
  3579. 00:43:55,441 --> 00:43:57,404
  3580. Big deep breath.
  3581.  
  3582. 821
  3583. 00:43:57,405 --> 00:43:59,127
  3584. Obsessed with the
  3585. purifying effects of smoke.
  3586.  
  3587. 822
  3588. 00:43:59,128 --> 00:44:02,854
  3589. All right, good
  3590. lungful of the cleansing vapors.
  3591.  
  3592. 823
  3593. 00:44:02,855 --> 00:44:05,660
  3594. I don't think he's here, Holmes.
  3595.  
  3596. 824
  3597. 00:44:05,661 --> 00:44:07,864
  3598. Hello, hello, hello!
  3599.  
  3600. 825
  3601. 00:44:07,865 --> 00:44:09,827
  3602. Sherlock Holmes.
  3603.  
  3604. 826
  3605. 00:44:09,828 --> 00:44:10,658
  3606. Ah.
  3607.  
  3608. 827
  3609. 00:44:11,391 --> 00:44:13,154
  3610. You must be Gustav Klinger,
  3611.  
  3612. 828
  3613. 00:44:13,155 --> 00:44:16,360
  3614. the one-armed tattoo
  3615. artist of Dorset Street.
  3616.  
  3617. 829
  3618. 00:44:16,361 --> 00:44:19,251
  3619. Looks like it.
  3620.  
  3621. 830
  3622. 00:44:20,208 --> 00:44:23,734
  3623. Gustav Klinger, I accuse you
  3624. of poisoning Jimmy Gruber
  3625.  
  3626. 831
  3627. 00:44:23,735 --> 00:44:25,938
  3628. and baking him into a large cake.
  3629.  
  3630. 832
  3631. 00:44:25,939 --> 00:44:30,466
  3632. A deliciously large cake
  3633. that I baked myself.
  3634.  
  3635. 833
  3636. 00:44:30,467 --> 00:44:32,030
  3637. Oh, please.
  3638.  
  3639. 834
  3640. 00:44:32,031 --> 00:44:33,472
  3641. How dare you!
  3642.  
  3643. 835
  3644. 00:44:33,473 --> 00:44:35,796
  3645. You did not bake that cake.
  3646.  
  3647. 836
  3648. 00:44:35,797 --> 00:44:38,401
  3649. Not only did I bake it.
  3650. I decorated it, too.
  3651.  
  3652. 837
  3653. 00:44:38,402 --> 00:44:39,644
  3654. Impossible.
  3655.  
  3656. 838
  3657. 00:44:39,645 --> 00:44:40,967
  3658. It's got a frosting attachment.
  3659.  
  3660. 839
  3661. 00:44:40,968 --> 00:44:42,810
  3662. You're trying to tell me
  3663.  
  3664. 840
  3665. 00:44:42,811 --> 00:44:45,455
  3666. that a one-armed man made a
  3667. professional, bakery-quality cake
  3668.  
  3669. 841
  3670. 00:44:45,456 --> 00:44:46,777
  3671. fit for the Queen.
  3672. Watson.
  3673.  
  3674. 842
  3675. 00:44:46,778 --> 00:44:49,102
  3676. It's just... It...
  3677. It doesn't matter
  3678.  
  3679. 843
  3680. 00:44:49,103 --> 00:44:50,825
  3681. if he baked the cake or not.
  3682. It really bugs... I know.
  3683.  
  3684. 844
  3685. 00:44:50,826 --> 00:44:52,147
  3686. - It really...
  3687. - Best cake I've ever eaten.
  3688.  
  3689. 845
  3690. 00:44:52,148 --> 00:44:54,312
  3691. I did bake the cake.
  3692. All right, fine.
  3693.  
  3694. 846
  3695. 00:44:54,313 --> 00:44:55,995
  3696. You "baked the cake."
  3697.  
  3698. 847
  3699. 00:44:55,996 --> 00:44:59,241
  3700. I didn't "bake a cake."
  3701.  
  3702. 848
  3703. 00:44:59,242 --> 00:45:00,403
  3704. I baked a cake.
  3705.  
  3706. 849
  3707. 00:45:00,404 --> 00:45:01,846
  3708. Then you admit it.
  3709.  
  3710. 850
  3711. 00:45:01,847 --> 00:45:03,650
  3712. You killed Jimmy Gruber.
  3713.  
  3714. 851
  3715. 00:45:03,651 --> 00:45:05,773
  3716. And what if I did, Mr. Holmes?
  3717.  
  3718. 852
  3719. 00:45:05,774 --> 00:45:08,860
  3720. It's not as if you're in a
  3721. position to do anything about it.
  3722.  
  3723. 853
  3724. 00:45:08,861 --> 00:45:11,865
  3725. He's right, Sherlock Holmes.
  3726.  
  3727. 854
  3728. 00:45:11,866 --> 00:45:15,472
  3729. You've walked straight into our trap.
  3730.  
  3731. 855
  3732. 00:45:15,473 --> 00:45:17,476
  3733. Moriarty.
  3734. Quiet, Watson.
  3735.  
  3736. 856
  3737. 00:45:17,477 --> 00:45:21,323
  3738. In the name of the queen,
  3739. I arrest you both.
  3740.  
  3741. 857
  3742. 00:45:21,324 --> 00:45:23,688
  3743. Oh, come, Sherlock.
  3744.  
  3745. 858
  3746. 00:45:23,689 --> 00:45:25,531
  3747. You don't think it'll be that easy.
  3748.  
  3749. 859
  3750. 00:45:25,532 --> 00:45:28,697
  3751. You won't be leaving
  3752. here alive, Mr. Holmes,
  3753.  
  3754. 860
  3755. 00:45:28,698 --> 00:45:36,712
  3756. unless, of course, you fight
  3757. your way out of the Hexagon.
  3758.  
  3759. 861
  3760. 00:45:36,713 --> 00:45:39,358
  3761. Where are you pointing?
  3762.  
  3763. 862
  3764. 00:45:39,359 --> 00:45:40,480
  3765. There.
  3766.  
  3767. 863
  3768. 00:45:40,481 --> 00:45:42,363
  3769. This way or that way?
  3770.  
  3771. 864
  3772. 00:45:42,364 --> 00:45:43,674
  3773. There.
  3774.  
  3775. 865
  3776. 00:45:43,727 --> 00:45:45,129
  3777. - Oh.
  3778. - The Hexagon.
  3779.  
  3780. 866
  3781. 00:45:45,130 --> 00:45:47,292
  3782. But I won't fight a one-armed man.
  3783.  
  3784. 867
  3785. 00:45:47,293 --> 00:45:50,259
  3786. Oh, no. I've got this,
  3787. Sherlock.
  3788.  
  3789. 868
  3790. 00:45:50,260 --> 00:45:52,823
  3791. It won't be the first time I've
  3792. fought a cripple.
  3793.  
  3794. 869
  3795. 00:45:52,824 --> 00:45:54,066
  3796. Oh, uh...
  3797.  
  3798. 870
  3799. 00:45:54,067 --> 00:45:55,589
  3800. You won't be fighting me.
  3801.  
  3802. 871
  3803. 00:45:55,590 --> 00:45:57,752
  3804. Nah, nah, nah.
  3805.  
  3806. 872
  3807. 00:45:57,753 --> 00:45:59,556
  3808. You're fighting my mate.
  3809.  
  3810. 873
  3811. 00:45:59,557 --> 00:46:01,817
  3812. Meet Brawn.
  3813.  
  3814. 874
  3815. 00:46:19,355 --> 00:46:21,925
  3816. Oh, come on.
  3817.  
  3818. 875
  3819. 00:46:22,521 --> 00:46:26,841
  3820. Well, I call bullshit.
  3821.  
  3822. 876
  3823. 00:46:27,771 --> 00:46:30,294
  3824. I fear it might be suicide
  3825. to fight this man.
  3826.  
  3827. 877
  3828. 00:46:30,295 --> 00:46:36,266
  3829. I think it's mostly psychological.
  3830.  
  3831. 878
  3832. 00:46:36,267 --> 00:46:38,470
  3833. I'm psychologically
  3834. scared shitless right now.
  3835.  
  3836. 879
  3837. 00:46:38,471 --> 00:46:42,321
  3838. Fight! Fight! Fight!
  3839.  
  3840. 880
  3841. 00:46:43,641 --> 00:46:45,523
  3842. Okay. Okay.
  3843.  
  3844. 881
  3845. 00:46:45,524 --> 00:46:48,489
  3846. But if you want to watch
  3847. this fight, you have to pay.
  3848.  
  3849. 882
  3850. 00:46:48,490 --> 00:46:50,252
  3851. You have to pay to view it.
  3852.  
  3853. 883
  3854. 00:46:50,253 --> 00:46:53,339
  3855. This is a pay-to-view-it fight.
  3856.  
  3857. 884
  3858. 00:46:53,340 --> 00:46:55,462
  3859. Yes, I know it seems a bit unfair,
  3860.  
  3861. 885
  3862. 00:46:55,463 --> 00:46:57,266
  3863. but if you split it among a few friends
  3864.  
  3865. 886
  3866. 00:46:57,267 --> 00:46:58,949
  3867. and buy some beers, some pizza,
  3868.  
  3869. 887
  3870. 00:46:58,950 --> 00:47:01,273
  3871. it could be a fun thing to do
  3872. with the guys.
  3873.  
  3874. 888
  3875. 00:47:01,274 --> 00:47:03,524
  3876. It's time!
  3877.  
  3878. 889
  3879. 00:47:06,084 --> 00:47:10,731
  3880. Let's get ready to scuffle!
  3881.  
  3882. 890
  3883. 00:47:10,732 --> 00:47:13,056
  3884. Scuffle! Scuffle! Scuffle!
  3885.  
  3886. 891
  3887. 00:47:13,057 --> 00:47:14,178
  3888. Nice!
  3889.  
  3890. 892
  3891. 00:47:14,179 --> 00:47:15,540
  3892. What is she doing here?
  3893.  
  3894. 893
  3895. 00:47:15,541 --> 00:47:17,104
  3896. It's 6:00 in the morning.
  3897.  
  3898. 894
  3899. 00:47:17,105 --> 00:47:18,786
  3900. Holmes, I don't know why...
  3901.  
  3902. 895
  3903. 00:47:18,787 --> 00:47:20,510
  3904. Yes... but that really jacked me up.
  3905.  
  3906. 896
  3907. 00:47:20,511 --> 00:47:22,474
  3908. Ah! I think I might stand a chance.
  3909.  
  3910. 897
  3911. 00:47:22,475 --> 00:47:24,398
  3912. It reminds me of Istanbul.
  3913.  
  3914. 898
  3915. 00:47:24,399 --> 00:47:27,202
  3916. Exactly. And what
  3917. did I beat in Istanbul?
  3918.  
  3919. 899
  3920. 00:47:27,203 --> 00:47:28,926
  3921. Syphilis!
  3922. Syphilis! Exactly.
  3923.  
  3924. 900
  3925. 00:47:28,927 --> 00:47:30,930
  3926. Go get him.
  3927. All right.
  3928.  
  3929. 901
  3930. 00:47:30,931 --> 00:47:32,092
  3931. Come on!
  3932.  
  3933. 902
  3934. 00:47:32,093 --> 00:47:33,535
  3935. "Come on"?
  3936. You come on!
  3937.  
  3938. 903
  3939. 00:47:33,536 --> 00:47:34,526
  3940. You!
  3941.  
  3942. 904
  3943. 00:47:35,099 --> 00:47:39,419
  3944. You mountain of flesh.
  3945.  
  3946. 905
  3947. 00:47:45,559 --> 00:47:47,761
  3948. Your turn, Mr. Holmes!
  3949.  
  3950. 906
  3951. 00:47:47,762 --> 00:47:54,442
  3952. Yes, I know.
  3953. Of course I'm next.
  3954.  
  3955. 907
  3956. 00:47:55,177 --> 00:47:57,621
  3957. <i>Opponent, 350 pounds.</i>
  3958.  
  3959. 908
  3960. 00:47:57,622 --> 00:47:59,183
  3961. <i>Use pipe.</i>
  3962.  
  3963. 909
  3964. 00:47:59,184 --> 00:48:03,552
  3965. <i>Create diversion to distract his gaze.</i>
  3966.  
  3967. 910
  3968. 00:48:03,553 --> 00:48:05,635
  3969. <i>Plan of attack,</i>
  3970.  
  3971. 911
  3972. 00:48:05,636 --> 00:48:08,521
  3973. <i>surprise first blow to center of mass.</i>
  3974.  
  3975. 912
  3976. 00:48:08,522 --> 00:48:11,326
  3977. <i>Gracefully dodge counterpunch.</i>
  3978.  
  3979. 913
  3980. 00:48:11,327 --> 00:48:14,572
  3981. <i>Employ visual impairment.</i>
  3982.  
  3983. 914
  3984. 00:48:14,573 --> 00:48:17,138
  3985. <i>Easily duck wild swing.</i>
  3986.  
  3987. 915
  3988. 00:48:17,139 --> 00:48:20,424
  3989. <i>Utilize Tibetan ototoxic method</i>
  3990.  
  3991. 916
  3992. 00:48:20,425 --> 00:48:23,790
  3993. <i>to disrupt his balance.</i>
  3994.  
  3995. 917
  3996. 00:48:23,791 --> 00:48:25,073
  3997. <i>Grab facial hair.</i>
  3998.  
  3999. 918
  4000. 00:48:25,074 --> 00:48:26,836
  4001. <i>Use for leverage.</i>
  4002.  
  4003. 919
  4004. 00:48:26,837 --> 00:48:30,687
  4005. <i>Okinawan beard flip.</i>
  4006.  
  4007. 920
  4008. 00:48:31,325 --> 00:48:33,729
  4009. <i>Enemy incapacitated.</i>
  4010.  
  4011. 921
  4012. 00:48:33,730 --> 00:48:35,990
  4013. <i>Catch pipe.</i>
  4014.  
  4015. 922
  4016. 00:48:36,014 --> 00:48:41,284
  4017. <i>Revel in crowd's adulation.</i>
  4018.  
  4019. 923
  4020. 00:48:53,768 --> 00:48:55,388
  4021. Oh, no.
  4022.  
  4023. 924
  4024. 00:48:58,257 --> 00:48:59,418
  4025. Good show, Watson.
  4026.  
  4027. 925
  4028. 00:48:59,419 --> 00:49:02,624
  4029. Thank you, Holmes.
  4030.  
  4031. 926
  4032. 00:49:02,625 --> 00:49:04,428
  4033. Break his pelvis.
  4034.  
  4035. 927
  4036. 00:49:04,429 --> 00:49:06,529
  4037. Go! Again!
  4038.  
  4039. 928
  4040. 00:49:06,672 --> 00:49:11,932
  4041. Club him like a baby seal.
  4042.  
  4043. 929
  4044. 00:49:14,127 --> 00:49:16,090
  4045. What have I done?
  4046. No, you're fine.
  4047.  
  4048. 930
  4049. 00:49:16,091 --> 00:49:17,853
  4050. Okay.
  4051. Now,
  4052.  
  4053. 931
  4054. 00:49:17,854 --> 00:49:21,861
  4055. tell us everything you know
  4056. about the plot to kill the Queen.
  4057.  
  4058. 932
  4059. 00:49:21,862 --> 00:49:23,142
  4060. All right.
  4061.  
  4062. 933
  4063. 00:49:23,143 --> 00:49:26,990
  4064. I'll tell you everything I know.
  4065.  
  4066. 934
  4067. 00:49:26,991 --> 00:49:31,239
  4068. I've been stabbed in the back.
  4069.  
  4070. 935
  4071. 00:49:31,240 --> 00:49:32,521
  4072. Meaning?
  4073. Oh.
  4074.  
  4075. 936
  4076. 00:49:32,522 --> 00:49:34,324
  4077. Metaphorically speaking, yes.
  4078.  
  4079. 937
  4080. 00:49:34,325 --> 00:49:39,454
  4081. No, I've literally
  4082. been stabbed in the back...
  4083.  
  4084. 938
  4085. 00:49:39,455 --> 00:49:43,775
  4086. Holmes, he's escaping.
  4087.  
  4088. 939
  4089. 00:49:49,755 --> 00:49:51,437
  4090. So Moriarty is in England.
  4091.  
  4092. 940
  4093. 00:49:51,438 --> 00:49:54,603
  4094. Watson.
  4095. Does it look like Moriarty
  4096.  
  4097. 941
  4098. 00:49:54,604 --> 00:49:55,594
  4099. now?
  4100.  
  4101. 942
  4102. 00:49:56,608 --> 00:49:58,049
  4103. Who is this?
  4104.  
  4105. 943
  4106. 00:49:58,050 --> 00:50:00,133
  4107. Jacob Musgrave,
  4108.  
  4109. 944
  4110. 00:50:00,134 --> 00:50:02,378
  4111. as I've been saying all along.
  4112.  
  4113. 945
  4114. 00:50:02,379 --> 00:50:04,582
  4115. A man who looks so much like Moriarty,
  4116.  
  4117. 946
  4118. 00:50:04,583 --> 00:50:07,227
  4119. a simple beard fooled almost everyone.
  4120.  
  4121. 947
  4122. 00:50:07,228 --> 00:50:08,629
  4123. All right, I admit it.
  4124.  
  4125. 948
  4126. 00:50:08,630 --> 00:50:10,593
  4127. I am no Moriarty.
  4128.  
  4129. 949
  4130. 00:50:10,594 --> 00:50:12,236
  4131. My name is Musgrave,
  4132.  
  4133. 950
  4134. 00:50:12,237 --> 00:50:14,922
  4135. just like he says.
  4136.  
  4137. 951
  4138. 00:50:14,923 --> 00:50:17,005
  4139. - Wow.
  4140. - Who put you up to this?
  4141.  
  4142. 952
  4143. 00:50:17,006 --> 00:50:20,292
  4144. Oh, they've been leaving me
  4145. notes telling me what to do.
  4146.  
  4147. 953
  4148. 00:50:20,293 --> 00:50:21,534
  4149. I don't know who it is.
  4150.  
  4151. 954
  4152. 00:50:21,535 --> 00:50:23,938
  4153. I swear, I'm just a simple wanker.
  4154.  
  4155. 955
  4156. 00:50:23,939 --> 00:50:25,942
  4157. He's telling the truth, Watson.
  4158.  
  4159. 956
  4160. 00:50:25,943 --> 00:50:28,467
  4161. This morally deficient creature,
  4162.  
  4163. 957
  4164. 00:50:28,468 --> 00:50:32,154
  4165. this awful, awful excuse
  4166. for a man, this...
  4167.  
  4168. 958
  4169. 00:50:32,155 --> 00:50:34,559
  4170. Bag of rubbish.
  4171. Yes, good one, Watson. Yes.
  4172.  
  4173. 959
  4174. 00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:36,402
  4175. Come on, guys. I'm dying.
  4176.  
  4177. 960
  4178. 00:50:36,403 --> 00:50:38,967
  4179. These are the wages of wanking, you see?
  4180.  
  4181. 961
  4182. 00:50:38,968 --> 00:50:41,172
  4183. Wait, wait, wait.
  4184. What?
  4185.  
  4186. 962
  4187. 00:50:41,173 --> 00:50:42,293
  4188. Just a...
  4189.  
  4190. 963
  4191. 00:50:42,294 --> 00:50:44,938
  4192. Don't wank on us.
  4193.  
  4194. 964
  4195. 00:50:44,939 --> 00:50:46,559
  4196. A coal.
  4197.  
  4198. 965
  4199. 00:50:46,903 --> 00:50:51,191
  4200. Said you were to take it to Newcastle.
  4201.  
  4202. 966
  4203. 00:50:51,192 --> 00:50:53,515
  4204. - A lump of coal?
  4205. - Yeah.
  4206.  
  4207. 967
  4208. 00:50:53,516 --> 00:50:54,837
  4209. To Newcastle?
  4210.  
  4211. 968
  4212. 00:50:54,838 --> 00:50:56,801
  4213. Newcastle by the river?
  4214.  
  4215. 969
  4216. 00:50:56,802 --> 00:50:59,727
  4217. Perhaps this clue will
  4218. lead us to the real mastermind.
  4219.  
  4220. 970
  4221. 00:50:59,728 --> 00:51:00,809
  4222. Time is running out.
  4223.  
  4224. 971
  4225. 00:51:00,810 --> 00:51:02,131
  4226. We must save the Queen.
  4227.  
  4228. 972
  4229. 00:51:02,132 --> 00:51:05,652
  4230. Good luck to you.
  4231.  
  4232. 973
  4233. 00:51:07,262 --> 00:51:09,545
  4234. <i>♪ While speeding to London town</i>
  4235.  
  4236. 974
  4237. 00:51:09,546 --> 00:51:12,231
  4238. <i>♪ Bad man he said we gotta get down</i>
  4239.  
  4240. 975
  4241. 00:51:12,232 --> 00:51:14,875
  4242. <i>♪ Keep smiling and forget that frown</i>
  4243.  
  4244. 976
  4245. 00:51:14,876 --> 00:51:17,360
  4246. <i>♪ Little reason to keep that crown</i>
  4247.  
  4248. 977
  4249. 00:51:17,361 --> 00:51:20,045
  4250. <i>♪ While speeding to London town</i>
  4251.  
  4252. 978
  4253. 00:51:20,046 --> 00:51:22,811
  4254. <i>♪ Bad man he said we gotta get down</i>
  4255.  
  4256. 979
  4257. 00:51:22,812 --> 00:51:25,335
  4258. <i>♪ Keep smiling
  4259. and forget that frown... ♪</i>
  4260.  
  4261. 980
  4262. 00:51:25,336 --> 00:51:28,501
  4263. <i>Bring these coals to Newcastle.</i>
  4264.  
  4265. 981
  4266. 00:51:28,502 --> 00:51:29,812
  4267. <i>Coals.</i>
  4268.  
  4269. 982
  4270. 00:51:30,346 --> 00:51:32,588
  4271. <i>Coals. "Sherlock."</i>
  4272.  
  4273. 983
  4274. 00:51:32,589 --> 00:51:35,675
  4275. <i>"Three days until I rewrite
  4276. history and kill the queen."</i>
  4277.  
  4278. 984
  4279. 00:51:35,676 --> 00:51:37,438
  4280. <i>Millicent is the subject of my research.</i>
  4281.  
  4282. 985
  4283. 00:51:37,439 --> 00:51:39,402
  4284. <i>Coals to Newcastle.</i>
  4285.  
  4286. 986
  4287. 00:51:39,403 --> 00:51:41,606
  4288. <i>Talking to you, it's as if our
  4289. brains are sharing a tandem bicycle.</i>
  4290.  
  4291. 987
  4292. 00:51:41,607 --> 00:51:43,570
  4293. <i>She has the mental capacity of...</i>
  4294.  
  4295. 988
  4296. 00:51:43,571 --> 00:51:45,053
  4297. <i>Now you have but three days...</i>
  4298.  
  4299. 989
  4300. 00:51:45,054 --> 00:51:46,615
  4301. <i>Bring these coals to Newcastle.</i>
  4302.  
  4303. 990
  4304. 00:51:46,616 --> 00:51:49,581
  4305. <i>♪ Co-detective Sherlock and me ♪</i>
  4306.  
  4307. 991
  4308. 00:51:49,582 --> 00:51:50,824
  4309. Uh... Oh.
  4310.  
  4311. 992
  4312. 00:51:50,825 --> 00:51:52,988
  4313. Good morning, Sherlock.
  4314.  
  4315. 993
  4316. 00:51:52,989 --> 00:51:54,631
  4317. What's happened?
  4318. Well, I'm...
  4319.  
  4320. 994
  4321. 00:51:54,632 --> 00:51:56,955
  4322. I'm trying to untangle
  4323. this baffling clue.
  4324.  
  4325. 995
  4326. 00:51:56,956 --> 00:51:57,786
  4327. Ah.
  4328.  
  4329. 996
  4330. 00:51:58,319 --> 00:52:00,642
  4331. Ever since I met Millie,
  4332. my mind is muddled.
  4333.  
  4334. 997
  4335. 00:52:00,643 --> 00:52:02,766
  4336. Do you suppose she's infected me
  4337.  
  4338. 998
  4339. 00:52:02,767 --> 00:52:04,851
  4340. with some sort of a disease?
  4341.  
  4342. 999
  4343. 00:52:04,852 --> 00:52:05,973
  4344. Disease?
  4345.  
  4346. 1000
  4347. 00:52:05,974 --> 00:52:07,655
  4348. My heart races.
  4349.  
  4350. 1001
  4351. 00:52:07,656 --> 00:52:09,058
  4352. My palms sweat.
  4353.  
  4354. 1002
  4355. 00:52:09,059 --> 00:52:10,821
  4356. I have all these feelings.
  4357.  
  4358. 1003
  4359. 00:52:10,822 --> 00:52:14,669
  4360. Holmes, get a hold of yourself.
  4361. You're not sick.
  4362.  
  4363. 1004
  4364. 00:52:14,670 --> 00:52:15,872
  4365. You're in love.
  4366.  
  4367. 1005
  4368. 00:52:15,873 --> 00:52:17,955
  4369. Love? Horseradish!
  4370.  
  4371. 1006
  4372. 00:52:17,956 --> 00:52:19,278
  4373. I'm a man of logic.
  4374.  
  4375. 1007
  4376. 00:52:19,279 --> 00:52:21,081
  4377. There's nothing to be ashamed of.
  4378.  
  4379. 1008
  4380. 00:52:21,082 --> 00:52:25,610
  4381. In fact, I, too, have been taken
  4382. by this malady called love.
  4383.  
  4384. 1009
  4385. 00:52:25,611 --> 00:52:28,695
  4386. Grace has asked me to call upon her.
  4387.  
  4388. 1010
  4389. 00:52:28,696 --> 00:52:30,499
  4390. Apparently,
  4391.  
  4392. 1011
  4393. 00:52:30,500 --> 00:52:34,907
  4394. I sent her quite the charming
  4395. telegram last night.
  4396.  
  4397. 1012
  4398. 00:52:34,908 --> 00:52:36,871
  4399. Watson, you've cracked it.
  4400.  
  4401. 1013
  4402. 00:52:36,872 --> 00:52:38,314
  4403. Have I? Co-detective?
  4404.  
  4405. 1014
  4406. 00:52:38,315 --> 00:52:39,637
  4407. Think, Watson.
  4408. Uh...
  4409.  
  4410. 1015
  4411. 00:52:39,638 --> 00:52:41,160
  4412. Is there a single logical reason
  4413.  
  4414. 1016
  4415. 00:52:41,161 --> 00:52:43,684
  4416. for Grace to want to seek your company?
  4417.  
  4418. 1017
  4419. 00:52:43,685 --> 00:52:45,167
  4420. Romantic interest?
  4421.  
  4422. 1018
  4423. 00:52:45,168 --> 00:52:46,931
  4424. No.
  4425. My eyes?
  4426.  
  4427. 1019
  4428. 00:52:46,932 --> 00:52:48,133
  4429. It's all a ruse.
  4430.  
  4431. 1020
  4432. 00:52:48,134 --> 00:52:50,256
  4433. Moriarty escapes to America,
  4434.  
  4435. 1021
  4436. 00:52:50,257 --> 00:52:53,262
  4437. and then these two
  4438. American women show up?
  4439.  
  4440. 1022
  4441. 00:52:53,263 --> 00:52:57,029
  4442. Sorry, you're saying
  4443. Grace is the killer?
  4444.  
  4445. 1023
  4446. 00:52:57,030 --> 00:52:59,795
  4447. Of course she's not the killer.
  4448. She's an American.
  4449.  
  4450. 1024
  4451. 00:52:59,796 --> 00:53:02,199
  4452. She would have used a gun.
  4453. Ah. Hmm.
  4454.  
  4455. 1025
  4456. 00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:05,205
  4457. No, Grace is working for the killer.
  4458.  
  4459. 1026
  4460. 00:53:05,206 --> 00:53:06,036
  4461. Oh.
  4462.  
  4463. 1027
  4464. 00:53:06,328 --> 00:53:08,291
  4465. We shall seduce her,
  4466.  
  4467. 1028
  4468. 00:53:08,292 --> 00:53:10,415
  4469. and that will lead us to the murderer.
  4470.  
  4471. 1029
  4472. 00:53:10,416 --> 00:53:12,196
  4473. Mmm-hmm.
  4474.  
  4475. 1030
  4476. 00:53:12,340 --> 00:53:13,140
  4477. Yes.
  4478.  
  4479. 1031
  4480. 00:53:13,141 --> 00:53:16,141
  4481. Well, we best get you cleaned
  4482. up and dressed then, eh?
  4483.  
  4484. 1032
  4485. 00:53:16,142 --> 00:53:18,332
  4486. Thank you Watson.
  4487.  
  4488. 1033
  4489. 00:53:18,333 --> 00:53:21,333
  4490. Oh. You're still here.
  4491.  
  4492. 1034
  4493. 00:53:21,334 --> 00:53:27,334
  4494. Hudson. What are you doing in my room again?
  4495. I told you, I will clean it from now on.
  4496.  
  4497. 1035
  4498. 00:53:27,335 --> 00:53:30,000
  4499. You have your own room.
  4500. Under the stairs!
  4501.  
  4502. 1036
  4503. 00:53:30,001 --> 00:53:33,456
  4504. Out! Out!
  4505. Come Along...
  4506.  
  4507. 1037
  4508. 00:53:33,457 --> 00:53:38,247
  4509. You've soiled it enough!
  4510.  
  4511. 1038
  4512. 00:53:38,458 --> 00:53:42,458
  4513. Ugh... Good God.
  4514. Harry Houdini and Albert Einstein.
  4515.  
  4516. 1039
  4517. 00:53:42,459 --> 00:53:46,259
  4518. Really? What kind of three
  4519. backed beast is this?
  4520.  
  4521. 1040
  4522. 00:53:46,260 --> 00:53:50,260
  4523. There's sometimes more.
  4524. I pray in there, that room is a sanctuary.
  4525.  
  4526. 1041
  4527. 00:53:50,261 --> 00:53:56,461
  4528. I know... If you only knew the things I've done
  4529. in that bed. I would just get rid of it if I was you.
  4530.  
  4531. 1042
  4532. 00:53:56,462 --> 00:54:00,462
  4533. Why are you bringing all of these
  4534. men in here? Stick to your broomstick!
  4535.  
  4536. 1043
  4537. 00:54:00,463 --> 00:54:09,193
  4538. C'mon. Move it! You've got a job to finish!
  4539.  
  4540. 1044
  4541. 00:54:09,208 --> 00:54:10,730
  4542. Who could that be at this early hour?
  4543.  
  4544. 1045
  4545. 00:54:10,731 --> 00:54:12,041
  4546. Enter.
  4547.  
  4548. 1046
  4549. 00:54:18,866 --> 00:54:21,286
  4550. Her Majesty.
  4551.  
  4552. 1047
  4553. 00:54:21,752 --> 00:54:24,716
  4554. Have you come to see me?
  4555.  
  4556. 1048
  4557. 00:54:24,717 --> 00:54:27,722
  4558. Mr. Holmes, I have
  4559. but two days left to live
  4560.  
  4561. 1049
  4562. 00:54:27,723 --> 00:54:30,607
  4563. unless you can solve this case.
  4564.  
  4565. 1050
  4566. 00:54:30,608 --> 00:54:33,773
  4567. My queen, do come in.
  4568.  
  4569. 1051
  4570. 00:54:33,774 --> 00:54:38,943
  4571. I shall speak with
  4572. Mr. Holmes in private.
  4573.  
  4574. 1052
  4575. 00:54:38,944 --> 00:54:40,546
  4576. Your Majesty.
  4577.  
  4578. 1053
  4579. 00:54:40,547 --> 00:54:42,190
  4580. You'll be happy to know
  4581.  
  4582. 1054
  4583. 00:54:42,191 --> 00:54:45,035
  4584. that, just this morning
  4585. we discovered a new clue.
  4586.  
  4587. 1055
  4588. 00:54:45,036 --> 00:54:46,958
  4589. This chunk of coal.
  4590.  
  4591. 1056
  4592. 00:54:46,959 --> 00:54:48,321
  4593. What does it mean?
  4594.  
  4595. 1057
  4596. 00:54:48,322 --> 00:54:51,848
  4597. It's quite a mystery.
  4598.  
  4599. 1058
  4600. 00:54:51,849 --> 00:54:53,651
  4601. Is this going to be a problem?
  4602.  
  4603. 1059
  4604. 00:54:53,652 --> 00:54:55,122
  4605. Watson.
  4606.  
  4607. 1060
  4608. 00:54:55,135 --> 00:54:57,178
  4609. Perhaps the Queen would enjoy some tea.
  4610.  
  4611. 1061
  4612. 00:54:57,179 --> 00:55:00,143
  4613. Oh, yes, of course.
  4614.  
  4615. 1062
  4616. 00:55:00,144 --> 00:55:03,630
  4617. Mr. Holmes, the empire
  4618. is depending on you.
  4619.  
  4620. 1063
  4621. 00:55:03,631 --> 00:55:07,317
  4622. Your Majesty, I now
  4623. suspect two American women
  4624.  
  4625. 1064
  4626. 00:55:07,318 --> 00:55:10,363
  4627. are somehow involved in this plot.
  4628.  
  4629. 1065
  4630. 00:55:10,364 --> 00:55:11,674
  4631. Sorry.
  4632.  
  4633. 1066
  4634. 00:55:12,168 --> 00:55:13,810
  4635. Your Majesty,
  4636.  
  4637. 1067
  4638. 00:55:13,811 --> 00:55:16,815
  4639. do you think I could have
  4640. a picture of us together?
  4641.  
  4642. 1068
  4643. 00:55:16,816 --> 00:55:19,020
  4644. But who is going to take the photograph?
  4645.  
  4646. 1069
  4647. 00:55:19,021 --> 00:55:21,023
  4648. Oh, no, I'll take the photograph.
  4649.  
  4650. 1070
  4651. 00:55:21,024 --> 00:55:23,628
  4652. You see, it's a type
  4653. of a self-photograph.
  4654.  
  4655. 1071
  4656. 00:55:23,629 --> 00:55:26,072
  4657. I can take it, and I will be in it also.
  4658.  
  4659. 1072
  4660. 00:55:26,073 --> 00:55:29,038
  4661. You know what? I find, to take
  4662. the most attractive photographs,
  4663.  
  4664. 1073
  4665. 00:55:29,039 --> 00:55:30,682
  4666. you need to purse your lips together
  4667.  
  4668. 1074
  4669. 00:55:30,683 --> 00:55:32,845
  4670. like a duck-billed platypus.
  4671.  
  4672. 1075
  4673. 00:55:32,846 --> 00:55:36,853
  4674. Platypus face.
  4675. Chins up.
  4676.  
  4677. 1076
  4678. 00:55:36,854 --> 00:55:39,378
  4679. Hey.
  4680. Hey. Hey, girl.
  4681.  
  4682. 1077
  4683. 00:55:39,379 --> 00:55:41,262
  4684. You know, maybe over by the window.
  4685.  
  4686. 1078
  4687. 00:55:41,263 --> 00:55:44,708
  4688. The lighting's much better there.
  4689. Yes, yes, capital idea.
  4690.  
  4691. 1079
  4692. 00:55:44,709 --> 00:55:46,992
  4693. - Oh, God. Ma'am, ma'am.
  4694. - Oh! Oh!
  4695.  
  4696. 1080
  4697. 00:55:46,993 --> 00:55:48,836
  4698. Ma'am! Your Majesty.
  4699.  
  4700. 1081
  4701. 00:55:48,837 --> 00:55:50,880
  4702. Oh, ma'am. Ma'am.
  4703.  
  4704. 1082
  4705. 00:55:50,881 --> 00:55:52,821
  4706. Oh, dear.
  4707.  
  4708. 1083
  4709. 00:55:53,285 --> 00:55:56,090
  4710. Tell me, Watson.
  4711.  
  4712. 1084
  4713. 00:55:56,091 --> 00:55:58,501
  4714. She's dead.
  4715.  
  4716. 1085
  4717. 00:55:59,096 --> 00:56:01,036
  4718. Dear God.
  4719.  
  4720. 1086
  4721. 00:56:02,503 --> 00:56:04,787
  4722. We've killed the Queen.
  4723.  
  4724. 1087
  4725. 00:56:04,788 --> 00:56:07,111
  4726. Are you all right, Your Majesty?
  4727.  
  4728. 1088
  4729. 00:56:07,112 --> 00:56:08,102
  4730. Yes.
  4731.  
  4732. 1089
  4733. 00:56:08,474 --> 00:56:10,157
  4734. - Yes, I'm all right.
  4735. - Are you sure?
  4736.  
  4737. 1090
  4738. 00:56:10,158 --> 00:56:11,800
  4739. Yes, I'm quite fine.
  4740.  
  4741. 1091
  4742. 00:56:11,801 --> 00:56:16,408
  4743. My lover, John Watson,
  4744. will take good care of me.
  4745.  
  4746. 1092
  4747. 00:56:16,409 --> 00:56:18,853
  4748. Why did you want that photograph?
  4749.  
  4750. 1093
  4751. 00:56:18,854 --> 00:56:21,177
  4752. I didn't want the photograph.
  4753.  
  4754. 1094
  4755. 00:56:21,178 --> 00:56:23,141
  4756. What are you talking about?
  4757.  
  4758. 1095
  4759. 00:56:23,142 --> 00:56:25,065
  4760. Mr. Holmes? Dr. Watson?
  4761.  
  4762. 1096
  4763. 00:56:25,066 --> 00:56:26,988
  4764. I'm very, very safe.
  4765.  
  4766. 1097
  4767. 00:56:26,989 --> 00:56:29,914
  4768. She's so dead.
  4769. She's so dead.
  4770.  
  4771. 1098
  4772. 00:56:29,915 --> 00:56:31,116
  4773. - I know.
  4774. - Okay.
  4775.  
  4776. 1099
  4777. 00:56:31,117 --> 00:56:33,121
  4778. We'll shove her down the toilet
  4779.  
  4780. 1100
  4781. 00:56:33,122 --> 00:56:35,164
  4782. as if she was never here, and
  4783. we'll deny ever seeing her.
  4784.  
  4785. 1101
  4786. 00:56:35,165 --> 00:56:36,928
  4787. Right. Excellent.
  4788.  
  4789. 1102
  4790. 00:56:36,929 --> 00:56:40,094
  4791. Come on.
  4792. Come up.
  4793.  
  4794. 1103
  4795. 00:56:40,095 --> 00:56:43,420
  4796. Here we are.
  4797. Into the bathroom.
  4798.  
  4799. 1104
  4800. 00:56:43,421 --> 00:56:45,023
  4801. Mr. Holmes. Dr. Watson.
  4802.  
  4803. 1105
  4804. 00:56:45,024 --> 00:56:46,505
  4805. What was the big bang?
  4806.  
  4807. 1106
  4808. 00:56:46,506 --> 00:56:47,988
  4809. We must buy some time.
  4810.  
  4811. 1107
  4812. 00:56:47,989 --> 00:56:49,351
  4813. Right.
  4814. Let's get her to the door.
  4815.  
  4816. 1108
  4817. 00:56:49,352 --> 00:56:51,115
  4818. Open this door!
  4819. Wait.
  4820.  
  4821. 1109
  4822. 00:56:51,116 --> 00:56:52,597
  4823. Hello. What do you want?
  4824.  
  4825. 1110
  4826. 00:56:52,598 --> 00:56:54,000
  4827. Ma'am, are you all right?
  4828.  
  4829. 1111
  4830. 00:56:54,001 --> 00:56:56,364
  4831. Yes, of course I'm fine.
  4832. Can't you see?
  4833.  
  4834. 1112
  4835. 00:56:56,365 --> 00:56:57,687
  4836. Yes, of course, ma'am.
  4837. I'm so sorry.
  4838.  
  4839. 1113
  4840. 00:56:57,688 --> 00:56:58,889
  4841. We've got it from here, boys. Thank you.
  4842.  
  4843. 1114
  4844. 00:56:58,890 --> 00:57:01,494
  4845. - We're good.
  4846. - Yes, sir.
  4847.  
  4848. 1115
  4849. 00:57:01,495 --> 00:57:02,816
  4850. The trunk.
  4851. Yes.
  4852.  
  4853. 1116
  4854. 00:57:02,817 --> 00:57:06,023
  4855. Yes, we'll mail her to Africa.
  4856.  
  4857. 1117
  4858. 00:57:06,024 --> 00:57:07,586
  4859. Come on, ma'am.
  4860. Sorry.
  4861.  
  4862. 1118
  4863. 00:57:07,587 --> 00:57:08,708
  4864. There we go.
  4865.  
  4866. 1119
  4867. 00:57:08,709 --> 00:57:10,030
  4868. Stuff her in there.
  4869.  
  4870. 1120
  4871. 00:57:10,031 --> 00:57:11,273
  4872. Really thrust.
  4873.  
  4874. 1121
  4875. 00:57:11,274 --> 00:57:13,437
  4876. Good. Good.
  4877.  
  4878. 1122
  4879. 00:57:13,438 --> 00:57:15,200
  4880. Good. Good.
  4881.  
  4882. 1123
  4883. 00:57:15,201 --> 00:57:16,843
  4884. - Hold on, Watson.
  4885. - Come on, boys.
  4886.  
  4887. 1124
  4888. 00:57:16,844 --> 00:57:18,807
  4889. Open the door!
  4890.  
  4891. 1125
  4892. 00:57:18,808 --> 00:57:20,690
  4893. Mr. Holmes. Dr. Watson.
  4894.  
  4895. 1126
  4896. 00:57:20,691 --> 00:57:24,137
  4897. One, two, three. Watch your fingers.
  4898.  
  4899. 1127
  4900. 00:57:24,138 --> 00:57:26,181
  4901. Open this door immediately!
  4902.  
  4903. 1128
  4904. 00:57:26,182 --> 00:57:27,784
  4905. This is bad.
  4906.  
  4907. 1129
  4908. 00:57:27,785 --> 00:57:30,229
  4909. You know what we must do.
  4910.  
  4911. 1130
  4912. 00:57:30,230 --> 00:57:31,792
  4913. Grab your toolbox.
  4914.  
  4915. 1131
  4916. 00:57:31,793 --> 00:57:35,920
  4917. Let me in! I'm breaking down the door!
  4918.  
  4919. 1132
  4920. 00:57:35,921 --> 00:57:38,084
  4921. Bone saw.
  4922. Bone saw.
  4923.  
  4924. 1133
  4925. 00:57:38,085 --> 00:57:39,526
  4926. - Oh, God.
  4927. - Come on! Push! Come on, together!
  4928.  
  4929. 1134
  4930. 00:57:39,527 --> 00:57:42,372
  4931. Watson, toilet-sized chunks.
  4932.  
  4933. 1135
  4934. 00:57:42,373 --> 00:57:46,843
  4935. Put your back into it!
  4936.  
  4937. 1136
  4938. 00:57:47,062 --> 00:57:48,503
  4939. Good God!
  4940.  
  4941. 1137
  4942. 00:57:48,504 --> 00:57:51,669
  4943. What have you done?
  4944.  
  4945. 1138
  4946. 00:57:51,670 --> 00:57:54,410
  4947. Platypus lips.
  4948.  
  4949. 1139
  4950. 00:58:00,126 --> 00:58:05,135
  4951. Can you send me a copy
  4952. of the self-photograph?
  4953.  
  4954. 1140
  4955. 00:58:05,136 --> 00:58:07,246
  4956. Absolutely.
  4957.  
  4958. 1141
  4959. 00:58:07,460 --> 00:58:13,031
  4960. It will arrive
  4961. at the palace in about a week.
  4962.  
  4963. 1142
  4964. 00:58:13,032 --> 00:58:14,393
  4965. Gentlemen,
  4966.  
  4967. 1143
  4968. 00:58:14,394 --> 00:58:18,160
  4969. you have two days to stop this killer.
  4970.  
  4971. 1144
  4972. 00:58:18,161 --> 00:58:20,404
  4973. Yes, ma'am.
  4974.  
  4975. 1145
  4976. 00:58:20,405 --> 00:58:24,245
  4977. God save the Queen.
  4978.  
  4979. 1146
  4980. 00:58:26,817 --> 00:58:30,383
  4981. What a perfect day for a picnic
  4982. at London's greatest spectacle,
  4983.  
  4984. 1147
  4985. 00:58:30,384 --> 00:58:32,668
  4986. the Anglo-American Exhibition.
  4987.  
  4988. 1148
  4989. 00:58:32,669 --> 00:58:34,711
  4990. A celebration of that
  4991. special relationship
  4992.  
  4993. 1149
  4994. 00:58:34,712 --> 00:58:36,595
  4995. between our nation and yours.
  4996.  
  4997. 1150
  4998. 00:58:36,596 --> 00:58:38,679
  4999. Yes, such a special relationship
  5000.  
  5001. 1151
  5002. 00:58:38,680 --> 00:58:40,723
  5003. between these two nations,
  5004.  
  5005. 1152
  5006. 00:58:40,724 --> 00:58:42,807
  5007. although I could never live
  5008.  
  5009. 1153
  5010. 00:58:42,808 --> 00:58:44,851
  5011. in a country with an unelected ruler
  5012.  
  5013. 1154
  5014. 00:58:44,852 --> 00:58:46,013
  5015. like the Queen.
  5016.  
  5017. 1155
  5018. 00:58:46,014 --> 00:58:48,017
  5019. Why ever not?
  5020.  
  5021. 1156
  5022. 00:58:48,018 --> 00:58:50,261
  5023. In America, we have democracy.
  5024.  
  5025. 1157
  5026. 00:58:50,262 --> 00:58:53,226
  5027. Our president is a person
  5028. our people have all chosen.
  5029.  
  5030. 1158
  5031. 00:58:53,227 --> 00:58:54,217
  5032. Mmm.
  5033.  
  5034. 1159
  5035. 00:58:54,230 --> 00:58:58,597
  5036. An assurance that only the finest
  5037. and most qualified man will lead,
  5038.  
  5039. 1160
  5040. 00:58:58,598 --> 00:59:02,645
  5041. not a wealthy tyrant who
  5042. cares for nothing but himself.
  5043.  
  5044. 1161
  5045. 00:59:02,646 --> 00:59:05,409
  5046. But you have the electoral
  5047. college, which surely will prevent
  5048.  
  5049. 1162
  5050. 00:59:05,410 --> 00:59:07,855
  5051. some trumped-up charlatan
  5052. from gaining power.
  5053.  
  5054. 1163
  5055. 00:59:07,856 --> 00:59:09,577
  5056. Not always, unfortunately.
  5057.  
  5058. 1164
  5059. 00:59:09,578 --> 00:59:11,822
  5060. It would be great
  5061. to have a strong businessman.
  5062.  
  5063. 1165
  5064. 00:59:11,823 --> 00:59:13,425
  5065. But a showman as well.
  5066.  
  5067. 1166
  5068. 00:59:13,426 --> 00:59:14,907
  5069. I love a good show.
  5070.  
  5071. 1167
  5072. 00:59:14,908 --> 00:59:16,538
  5073. America.
  5074.  
  5075. 1168
  5076. 00:59:17,033 --> 00:59:29,733
  5077. We gave you your freedom, and now
  5078. look what you've done with it.
  5079.  
  5080. 1169
  5081. 00:59:42,962 --> 00:59:44,724
  5082. Remember, Watson.
  5083.  
  5084. 1170
  5085. 00:59:44,725 --> 00:59:48,372
  5086. Relax them with small talk,
  5087. then begin the seduction.
  5088.  
  5089. 1171
  5090. 00:59:48,373 --> 00:59:50,094
  5091. I must say, she doesn't look
  5092.  
  5093. 1172
  5094. 00:59:50,095 --> 00:59:53,301
  5095. like she could be
  5096. an accessory to murder.
  5097.  
  5098. 1173
  5099. 00:59:53,302 --> 00:59:57,228
  5100. Well, looks can be deceiving.
  5101.  
  5102. 1174
  5103. 00:59:57,229 --> 00:59:59,753
  5104. Remember, we're here to seduce.
  5105.  
  5106. 1175
  5107. 00:59:59,754 --> 01:00:03,961
  5108. These physical displays of
  5109. strength will enchant them.
  5110.  
  5111. 1176
  5112. 01:00:03,962 --> 01:00:04,792
  5113. Ah.
  5114.  
  5115. 1177
  5116. 01:00:08,571 --> 01:00:10,052
  5117. I could use a bit of cocaine.
  5118.  
  5119. 1178
  5120. 01:00:10,053 --> 01:00:15,503
  5121. Did you bring a vial with you?
  5122.  
  5123. 1179
  5124. 01:00:15,504 --> 01:00:17,604
  5125. Very good.
  5126.  
  5127. 1180
  5128. 01:00:24,962 --> 01:00:27,526
  5129. Are you all right?
  5130. I'm... I'm exhausted.
  5131.  
  5132. 1181
  5133. 01:00:27,527 --> 01:00:30,011
  5134. There is one test I can employ
  5135.  
  5136. 1182
  5137. 01:00:30,012 --> 01:00:32,815
  5138. to prove she truly is
  5139. who she says she is.
  5140.  
  5141. 1183
  5142. 01:00:32,816 --> 01:00:34,299
  5143. Then do it, Holmes.
  5144.  
  5145. 1184
  5146. 01:00:34,300 --> 01:00:39,829
  5147. Employ your last test.
  5148. I simply must know.
  5149.  
  5150. 1185
  5151. 01:00:39,830 --> 01:00:41,232
  5152. Help!
  5153. John?
  5154.  
  5155. 1186
  5156. 01:00:41,233 --> 01:00:42,995
  5157. - This man has been taken ill.
  5158. - What?
  5159.  
  5160. 1187
  5161. 01:00:42,996 --> 01:00:43,826
  5162. Oh!
  5163.  
  5164. 1188
  5165. 01:00:45,441 --> 01:00:46,842
  5166. Let me see.
  5167.  
  5168. 1189
  5169. 01:00:46,843 --> 01:00:48,886
  5170. If only there were a doctor present.
  5171.  
  5172. 1190
  5173. 01:00:48,887 --> 01:00:52,212
  5174. Clearly, he's had a severe
  5175. blow to his occipital bone.
  5176.  
  5177. 1191
  5178. 01:00:52,213 --> 01:00:53,414
  5179. He's concussed.
  5180.  
  5181. 1192
  5182. 01:00:53,415 --> 01:00:55,820
  5183. And I am a doctor.
  5184. A doctor?
  5185.  
  5186. 1193
  5187. 01:00:55,821 --> 01:00:59,026
  5188. A woman doctor. What times we live in.
  5189.  
  5190. 1194
  5191. 01:00:59,027 --> 01:01:00,869
  5192. Could it be?
  5193.  
  5194. 1195
  5195. 01:01:00,870 --> 01:01:03,675
  5196. Is Grace truly a doctor?
  5197.  
  5198. 1196
  5199. 01:01:03,676 --> 01:01:06,199
  5200. Are her feelings of affection genuine?
  5201.  
  5202. 1197
  5203. 01:01:06,200 --> 01:01:08,163
  5204. Then she's innocent.
  5205.  
  5206. 1198
  5207. 01:01:08,164 --> 01:01:09,525
  5208. Watson, get up.
  5209.  
  5210. 1199
  5211. 01:01:09,526 --> 01:01:10,888
  5212. We need to go see my brother.
  5213.  
  5214. 1200
  5215. 01:01:10,889 --> 01:01:15,296
  5216. I love you, Grace.
  5217. Oh!
  5218.  
  5219. 1201
  5220. 01:01:15,297 --> 01:01:17,901
  5221. The legendary Diogenes Men's Club.
  5222.  
  5223. 1202
  5224. 01:01:17,902 --> 01:01:20,426
  5225. Home of London's most awkward gentlemen
  5226.  
  5227. 1203
  5228. 01:01:20,427 --> 01:01:23,432
  5229. and my brother.
  5230.  
  5231. 1204
  5232. 01:01:23,433 --> 01:01:24,794
  5233. Holmes.
  5234. Mmm.
  5235.  
  5236. 1205
  5237. 01:01:24,795 --> 01:01:26,317
  5238. I can't believe you have a brother.
  5239.  
  5240. 1206
  5241. 01:01:26,318 --> 01:01:28,321
  5242. Yes, but we're nothing alike.
  5243.  
  5244. 1207
  5245. 01:01:28,322 --> 01:01:30,766
  5246. He's an arrogant man
  5247. who never appreciates
  5248.  
  5249. 1208
  5250. 01:01:30,767 --> 01:01:32,529
  5251. the people around him.
  5252.  
  5253. 1209
  5254. 01:01:32,530 --> 01:01:35,740
  5255. Follow me. Here.
  5256.  
  5257. 1210
  5258. 01:01:38,462 --> 01:01:41,832
  5259. Well, well, well.
  5260.  
  5261. 1211
  5262. 01:01:42,470 --> 01:01:45,835
  5263. So you are finally seeking
  5264. your brother's help.
  5265.  
  5266. 1212
  5267. 01:01:45,836 --> 01:01:47,998
  5268. I must say, I'm not surprised.
  5269.  
  5270. 1213
  5271. 01:01:47,999 --> 01:01:50,644
  5272. And this vague assembly
  5273. of limbs and fatty tissue,
  5274.  
  5275. 1214
  5276. 01:01:50,645 --> 01:01:52,167
  5277. I assume, is Dr. Watson.
  5278.  
  5279. 1215
  5280. 01:01:52,168 --> 01:01:53,158
  5281. Mmm.
  5282.  
  5283. 1216
  5284. 01:02:06,475 --> 01:02:11,123
  5285. So shall I get us started?
  5286.  
  5287. 1217
  5288. 01:02:11,124 --> 01:02:12,967
  5289. Watson, please.
  5290.  
  5291. 1218
  5292. 01:02:12,968 --> 01:02:15,010
  5293. We're in the middle of a conversation.
  5294.  
  5295. 1219
  5296. 01:02:15,011 --> 01:02:16,853
  5297. Can't you see?
  5298.  
  5299. 1220
  5300. 01:02:16,854 --> 01:02:18,697
  5301. When the two most brilliant
  5302. minds in all of England
  5303.  
  5304. 1221
  5305. 01:02:18,698 --> 01:02:20,060
  5306. have a fraternal bond,
  5307.  
  5308. 1222
  5309. 01:02:20,061 --> 01:02:22,184
  5310. words are an inefficiency.
  5311.  
  5312. 1223
  5313. 01:02:22,185 --> 01:02:24,749
  5314. We communicate without words, silently,
  5315.  
  5316. 1224
  5317. 01:02:24,750 --> 01:02:27,233
  5318. from giant brain to gianter brain.
  5319.  
  5320. 1225
  5321. 01:02:27,234 --> 01:02:29,037
  5322. Of course.
  5323.  
  5324. 1226
  5325. 01:02:29,038 --> 01:02:34,598
  5326. I'll join in as I see fit.
  5327.  
  5328. 1227
  5329. 01:02:34,769 --> 01:02:37,653
  5330. <i>I can spare a few minutes
  5331. to solve your little mystery</i>
  5332.  
  5333. 1228
  5334. 01:02:37,654 --> 01:02:40,779
  5335. <i>and help quench your thirst
  5336. for public adulation.</i>
  5337.  
  5338. 1229
  5339. 01:02:40,780 --> 01:02:43,264
  5340. <i>My thirst is for logic.</i>
  5341.  
  5342. 1230
  5343. 01:02:43,265 --> 01:02:47,231
  5344. <i>I don't care what the public thinks
  5345. of London's best-loved detective,</i>
  5346.  
  5347. 1231
  5348. 01:02:47,232 --> 01:02:48,473
  5349. <i>Sherlock Holmes.</i>
  5350.  
  5351. 1232
  5352. 01:02:48,474 --> 01:02:50,264
  5353. <i>Thoughts.</i>
  5354.  
  5355. 1233
  5356. 01:02:50,278 --> 01:02:52,281
  5357. <i>Me-Me talky.</i>
  5358.  
  5359. 1234
  5360. 01:02:52,282 --> 01:02:53,683
  5361. <i>Me-Me talky.</i>
  5362.  
  5363. 1235
  5364. 01:02:53,684 --> 01:02:55,247
  5365. <i>You find killer.</i>
  5366.  
  5367. 1236
  5368. 01:02:55,248 --> 01:02:58,453
  5369. <i>Me-Me talky?
  5370. We find killer?</i>
  5371.  
  5372. 1237
  5373. 01:02:58,454 --> 01:03:01,097
  5374. Watson, what are you trying to do?
  5375.  
  5376. 1238
  5377. 01:03:01,098 --> 01:03:02,380
  5378. Trying to brain-speak.
  5379.  
  5380. 1239
  5381. 01:03:02,381 --> 01:03:04,424
  5382. You're going to hurt yourself.
  5383.  
  5384. 1240
  5385. 01:03:04,425 --> 01:03:06,428
  5386. Uh, sorry.
  5387.  
  5388. 1241
  5389. 01:03:06,429 --> 01:03:08,913
  5390. Uh, perhaps the gentleman
  5391. would be more comfortable
  5392.  
  5393. 1242
  5394. 01:03:08,914 --> 01:03:11,758
  5395. in the companions' chamber.
  5396.  
  5397. 1243
  5398. 01:03:11,759 --> 01:03:15,325
  5399. Perhaps, or perhaps I'd be
  5400. comfortable here by the fire.
  5401.  
  5402. 1244
  5403. 01:03:15,326 --> 01:03:16,767
  5404. In the companions' chamber, sir.
  5405.  
  5406. 1245
  5407. 01:03:16,768 --> 01:03:18,090
  5408. Yes, fine. Of course.
  5409.  
  5410. 1246
  5411. 01:03:18,091 --> 01:03:19,974
  5412. Great idea.
  5413. Yeah, capital idea.
  5414.  
  5415. 1247
  5416. 01:03:19,975 --> 01:03:21,617
  5417. I'll be in the companions' room. Yes.
  5418.  
  5419. 1248
  5420. 01:03:21,618 --> 01:03:24,703
  5421. The equal companions' room,
  5422. should you need me.
  5423.  
  5424. 1249
  5425. 01:03:24,704 --> 01:03:27,904
  5426. It's just here.
  5427.  
  5428. 1250
  5429. 01:03:31,596 --> 01:03:33,399
  5430. Please enjoy the company
  5431. of your fellow companions.
  5432.  
  5433. 1251
  5434. 01:03:33,400 --> 01:03:35,483
  5435. I see. Huh.
  5436.  
  5437. 1252
  5438. 01:03:35,484 --> 01:03:40,092
  5439. Balloons are happy,
  5440. but they're not alive.
  5441.  
  5442. 1253
  5443. 01:03:40,093 --> 01:03:42,513
  5444. Fair enough.
  5445.  
  5446. 1254
  5447. 01:03:46,224 --> 01:03:50,592
  5448. <i>Who is this brilliant
  5449. nemesis capable of besting me?</i>
  5450.  
  5451. 1255
  5452. 01:03:50,593 --> 01:03:54,038
  5453. <i>If your nemesis
  5454. were truly smarter than you,</i>
  5455.  
  5456. 1256
  5457. 01:03:54,039 --> 01:03:56,043
  5458. <i>it could only be me.</i>
  5459.  
  5460. 1257
  5461. 01:03:56,044 --> 01:03:58,367
  5462. <i>And as I am not the killer,
  5463. one must conclude</i>
  5464.  
  5465. 1258
  5466. 01:03:58,368 --> 01:04:01,733
  5467. <i>that the killer did not,
  5468. nor could not, outwit you.</i>
  5469.  
  5470. 1259
  5471. 01:04:01,734 --> 01:04:04,858
  5472. <i>If the killer
  5473. is my intellectual inferior,</i>
  5474.  
  5475. 1260
  5476. 01:04:04,859 --> 01:04:07,063
  5477. <i>how has he predicted my every move?</i>
  5478.  
  5479. 1261
  5480. 01:04:07,064 --> 01:04:08,786
  5481. <i>The killer did not predict your actions.</i>
  5482.  
  5483. 1262
  5484. 01:04:08,787 --> 01:04:11,030
  5485. <i>Our murderer is a student of yours,</i>
  5486.  
  5487. 1263
  5488. 01:04:11,031 --> 01:04:12,674
  5489. <i>someone in your proximity.</i>
  5490.  
  5491. 1264
  5492. 01:04:12,675 --> 01:04:14,838
  5493. <i>Someone who could
  5494. observe you undetected.</i>
  5495.  
  5496. 1265
  5497. 01:04:14,839 --> 01:04:17,403
  5498. <i>Someone who knows you
  5499. better than anyone.</i>
  5500.  
  5501. 1266
  5502. 01:04:17,404 --> 01:04:18,926
  5503. <i>His mind radiates wisdom.</i>
  5504.  
  5505. 1267
  5506. 01:04:18,927 --> 01:04:24,255
  5507. <i>Sherlock Holmes has done it again!</i>
  5508.  
  5509. 1268
  5510. 01:04:24,256 --> 01:04:25,738
  5511. I am dying from anticipation.
  5512.  
  5513. 1269
  5514. 01:04:25,739 --> 01:04:27,141
  5515. What did your brother tell you, Holmes?
  5516.  
  5517. 1270
  5518. 01:04:27,142 --> 01:04:29,145
  5519. I believe I've cracked the case.
  5520.  
  5521. 1271
  5522. 01:04:29,146 --> 01:04:31,950
  5523. It was in front of me the
  5524. whole time, my dear Watson.
  5525.  
  5526. 1272
  5527. 01:04:31,951 --> 01:04:33,273
  5528. Oh, do share.
  5529.  
  5530. 1273
  5531. 01:04:33,274 --> 01:04:35,277
  5532. And ruin the suspense?
  5533.  
  5534. 1274
  5535. 01:04:35,278 --> 01:04:37,922
  5536. I just thought, since I
  5537. worked the case with you...
  5538.  
  5539. 1275
  5540. 01:04:37,923 --> 01:04:41,123
  5541. And we're here.
  5542.  
  5543. 1276
  5544. 01:04:42,090 --> 01:04:43,080
  5545. <i>Now,</i>
  5546.  
  5547. 1277
  5548. 01:04:43,694 --> 01:04:47,219
  5549. you're all wondering why
  5550. I gathered you here today.
  5551.  
  5552. 1278
  5553. 01:04:47,220 --> 01:04:50,625
  5554. Prepare yourself to be astonished.
  5555.  
  5556. 1279
  5557. 01:04:50,626 --> 01:04:52,028
  5558. The killer could only be a man
  5559.  
  5560. 1280
  5561. 01:04:52,029 --> 01:04:54,633
  5562. who knew my actions at every turn.
  5563.  
  5564. 1281
  5565. 01:04:54,634 --> 01:04:57,319
  5566. Who was present at every murder?
  5567.  
  5568. 1282
  5569. 01:04:57,320 --> 01:04:58,310
  5570. Hmm?
  5571.  
  5572. 1283
  5573. 01:04:58,722 --> 01:05:01,366
  5574. Who knows me better than anyone?
  5575.  
  5576. 1284
  5577. 01:05:01,367 --> 01:05:04,372
  5578. It was you who arranged
  5579. my birthday party
  5580.  
  5581. 1285
  5582. 01:05:04,373 --> 01:05:07,297
  5583. and the cake which contained
  5584. the first victim,
  5585.  
  5586. 1286
  5587. 01:05:07,298 --> 01:05:11,065
  5588. initiating the events
  5589. leading us to today.
  5590.  
  5591. 1287
  5592. 01:05:11,066 --> 01:05:16,016
  5593. Dr. Watson is the killer.
  5594.  
  5595. 1288
  5596. 01:05:16,997 --> 01:05:18,398
  5597. By studying my methods,
  5598.  
  5599. 1289
  5600. 01:05:18,399 --> 01:05:21,564
  5601. you created a fake crime
  5602. only you could solve.
  5603.  
  5604. 1290
  5605. 01:05:21,565 --> 01:05:24,210
  5606. Why? I was to be so impressed
  5607.  
  5608. 1291
  5609. 01:05:24,211 --> 01:05:27,055
  5610. that I would crown him co-detective.
  5611.  
  5612. 1292
  5613. 01:05:27,056 --> 01:05:29,740
  5614. He wanted to rewrite history
  5615.  
  5616. 1293
  5617. 01:05:29,741 --> 01:05:34,221
  5618. by becoming my partner.
  5619.  
  5620. 1294
  5621. 01:05:35,432 --> 01:05:38,637
  5622. Okay. Now the part about
  5623. how I could never have done it
  5624.  
  5625. 1295
  5626. 01:05:38,638 --> 01:05:40,721
  5627. and on to the surprising real killer.
  5628.  
  5629. 1296
  5630. 01:05:40,722 --> 01:05:42,324
  5631. I wonder who it's going to be.
  5632.  
  5633. 1297
  5634. 01:05:42,325 --> 01:05:44,609
  5635. When one eliminates the impossible,
  5636.  
  5637. 1298
  5638. 01:05:44,610 --> 01:05:47,494
  5639. whatever remains, however improbable,
  5640.  
  5641. 1299
  5642. 01:05:47,495 --> 01:05:49,858
  5643. is the truth.
  5644.  
  5645. 1300
  5646. 01:05:49,859 --> 01:05:52,503
  5647. But this is absurd.
  5648.  
  5649. 1301
  5650. 01:05:52,504 --> 01:05:54,067
  5651. Holmes, you must know in your heart...
  5652.  
  5653. 1302
  5654. 01:05:54,068 --> 01:05:56,110
  5655. The heart is for pumping blood.
  5656.  
  5657. 1303
  5658. 01:05:56,111 --> 01:05:59,076
  5659. The truth is the truth!
  5660.  
  5661. 1304
  5662. 01:05:59,077 --> 01:06:00,227
  5663. Truth
  5664.  
  5665. 1305
  5666. 01:06:00,921 --> 01:06:04,927
  5667. is that I have devoted my life to you.
  5668.  
  5669. 1306
  5670. 01:06:04,928 --> 01:06:06,450
  5671. And I was a fool to think
  5672.  
  5673. 1307
  5674. 01:06:06,451 --> 01:06:08,454
  5675. you would ever consider me
  5676. as a co-detective
  5677.  
  5678. 1308
  5679. 01:06:08,455 --> 01:06:13,784
  5680. when you're incapable of
  5681. thinking of me even as a friend!
  5682.  
  5683. 1309
  5684. 01:06:13,785 --> 01:06:15,988
  5685. Inspector Lestrade, take him.
  5686.  
  5687. 1310
  5688. 01:06:15,989 --> 01:06:17,271
  5689. Go on.
  5690.  
  5691. 1311
  5692. 01:06:17,272 --> 01:06:18,674
  5693. The man is your closest friend.
  5694.  
  5695. 1312
  5696. 01:06:18,675 --> 01:06:20,797
  5697. Your pursuit of Moriarty has failed.
  5698.  
  5699. 1313
  5700. 01:06:20,798 --> 01:06:22,680
  5701. You have no suspects.
  5702.  
  5703. 1314
  5704. 01:06:22,681 --> 01:06:25,286
  5705. The killer still threatens
  5706. to kill the Queen.
  5707.  
  5708. 1315
  5709. 01:06:25,287 --> 01:06:28,131
  5710. Is that a chance you're willing to take?
  5711.  
  5712. 1316
  5713. 01:06:28,132 --> 01:06:31,342
  5714. Take him.
  5715. What?
  5716.  
  5717. 1317
  5718. 01:06:33,342 --> 01:06:35,505
  5719. Do you see his propensity for violence?
  5720.  
  5721. 1318
  5722. 01:06:35,506 --> 01:06:37,990
  5723. - Do you still doubt me?
  5724. - Calm down.
  5725.  
  5726. 1319
  5727. 01:06:37,991 --> 01:06:43,720
  5728. I shall never again carry your
  5729. blasted magnifying glasses
  5730.  
  5731. 1320
  5732. 01:06:43,721 --> 01:06:46,205
  5733. or your jars of urine.
  5734.  
  5735. 1321
  5736. 01:06:46,206 --> 01:06:48,570
  5737. Why are we even saving these?
  5738.  
  5739. 1322
  5740. 01:06:48,571 --> 01:06:52,698
  5741. And you look stupid in that hat.
  5742.  
  5743. 1323
  5744. 01:06:52,699 --> 01:06:57,908
  5745. Your head was not meant for hats.
  5746.  
  5747. 1324
  5748. 01:06:57,909 --> 01:07:00,193
  5749. Unhand me! No!
  5750.  
  5751. 1325
  5752. 01:07:00,194 --> 01:07:04,120
  5753. I'll never forget you, John.
  5754.  
  5755. 1326
  5756. 01:07:04,121 --> 01:07:05,111
  5757. Why?
  5758.  
  5759. 1327
  5760. 01:07:05,483 --> 01:07:07,927
  5761. John Watson devoted his life to you,
  5762.  
  5763. 1328
  5764. 01:07:07,928 --> 01:07:09,770
  5765. and this is how you repay him?
  5766.  
  5767. 1329
  5768. 01:07:09,771 --> 01:07:13,577
  5769. Back to America with your
  5770. ham-dogs and hot-burgers.
  5771.  
  5772. 1330
  5773. 01:07:13,578 --> 01:07:16,383
  5774. At least, in America, our system's fair.
  5775.  
  5776. 1331
  5777. 01:07:16,384 --> 01:07:18,707
  5778. No citizen can be found guilty
  5779.  
  5780. 1332
  5781. 01:07:18,708 --> 01:07:23,917
  5782. till his case is heard by a jury
  5783. of white property-owning men.
  5784.  
  5785. 1333
  5786. 01:07:23,918 --> 01:07:30,628
  5787. Millie, surely, you must understand.
  5788.  
  5789. 1334
  5790. 01:07:35,621 --> 01:07:37,423
  5791. Fine, go!
  5792.  
  5793. 1335
  5794. 01:07:37,424 --> 01:07:40,388
  5795. I'm the greatest detective
  5796. who ever lived.
  5797.  
  5798. 1336
  5799. 01:07:40,389 --> 01:07:42,833
  5800. You're welcome for solving this case.
  5801.  
  5802. 1337
  5803. 01:07:42,834 --> 01:07:47,484
  5804. Sherlock abandons Watson!
  5805.  
  5806. 1338
  5807. 01:08:01,710 --> 01:08:06,980
  5808. Sherlock a washed up loser!
  5809.  
  5810. 1339
  5811. 01:08:39,181 --> 01:08:40,801
  5812. A tear?
  5813.  
  5814. 1340
  5815. 01:08:41,987 --> 01:08:45,667
  5816. What is this tear?
  5817.  
  5818. 1341
  5819. 01:08:46,475 --> 01:08:50,935
  5820. I... I can't stop it.
  5821.  
  5822. 1342
  5823. 01:08:54,570 --> 01:09:02,050
  5824. What is this warm feeling in my chest?
  5825.  
  5826. 1343
  5827. 01:09:03,548 --> 01:09:07,995
  5828. <i>♪ Why am I reeling in confusion?</i>
  5829.  
  5830. 1344
  5831. 01:09:07,996 --> 01:09:11,642
  5832. <i>♪ What is this fever in my head?</i>
  5833.  
  5834. 1345
  5835. 01:09:11,643 --> 01:09:13,165
  5836. <i>♪ Is it pox?</i>
  5837.  
  5838. 1346
  5839. 01:09:13,166 --> 01:09:14,607
  5840. <i>♪ Maybe gout</i>
  5841.  
  5842. 1347
  5843. 01:09:14,608 --> 01:09:17,614
  5844. <i>♪ I can't seem to work it out</i>
  5845.  
  5846. 1348
  5847. 01:09:17,615 --> 01:09:19,977
  5848. <i>♪ And why</i>
  5849.  
  5850. 1349
  5851. 01:09:19,978 --> 01:09:23,825
  5852. <i>♪ Don't I feel triumphant?</i>
  5853.  
  5854. 1350
  5855. 01:09:23,826 --> 01:09:26,671
  5856. <i>♪ And why does it seem less than right</i>
  5857.  
  5858. 1351
  5859. 01:09:26,672 --> 01:09:29,676
  5860. <i>♪ That Watson's going to hang tonight</i>
  5861.  
  5862. 1352
  5863. 01:09:29,677 --> 01:09:34,846
  5864. <i>♪ And gasp and thrash
  5865. and choke until he's dead?</i>
  5866.  
  5867. 1353
  5868. 01:09:34,847 --> 01:09:38,453
  5869. <i>♪ What is this strange sensation</i>
  5870.  
  5871. 1354
  5872. 01:09:38,454 --> 01:09:41,138
  5873. <i>♪ Where did I go wrong?</i>
  5874.  
  5875. 1355
  5876. 01:09:41,139 --> 01:09:44,344
  5877. <i>♪ Why am I a sobbing, trembling mess?</i>
  5878.  
  5879. 1356
  5880. 01:09:44,345 --> 01:09:46,628
  5881. <i>♪ Soon my neck will snap in half</i>
  5882.  
  5883. 1357
  5884. 01:09:46,629 --> 01:09:49,354
  5885. <i>♪ I guess
  5886. ♪ And yet I know somehow</i>
  5887.  
  5888. 1358
  5889. 01:09:49,355 --> 01:09:52,921
  5890. <i>♪ And yet right now
  5891. ♪ If he could hear right now</i>
  5892.  
  5893. 1359
  5894. 01:09:52,922 --> 01:09:57,970
  5895. <i>♪ I would still forgive him</i>
  5896.  
  5897. 1360
  5898. 01:09:57,971 --> 01:10:01,331
  5899. <i>♪ More or less</i>
  5900.  
  5901. 1361
  5902. 01:10:01,618 --> 01:10:04,502
  5903. <i>♪ Please, I don't know
  5904. Upon whom else to call</i>
  5905.  
  5906. 1362
  5907. 01:10:04,503 --> 01:10:07,348
  5908. <i>♪ Nothing is making any sense at all</i>
  5909.  
  5910. 1363
  5911. 01:10:07,349 --> 01:10:10,915
  5912. <i>♪ Speak! I need your voice
  5913. To hear your voice</i>
  5914.  
  5915. 1364
  5916. 01:10:10,916 --> 01:10:16,966
  5917. <i>♪ So sweet, so pure, so wise</i>
  5918.  
  5919. 1365
  5920. 01:10:18,170 --> 01:10:21,935
  5921. <i>♪ Sometimes the irrational</i>
  5922.  
  5923. 1366
  5924. 01:10:21,936 --> 01:10:25,542
  5925. <i>♪ Is truer than the rational</i>
  5926.  
  5927. 1367
  5928. 01:10:25,543 --> 01:10:28,789
  5929. <i>♪ The heart can have its reasons</i>
  5930.  
  5931. 1368
  5932. 01:10:28,790 --> 01:10:33,117
  5933. <i>♪ Which the head knows nothing of</i>
  5934.  
  5935. 1369
  5936. 01:10:33,118 --> 01:10:36,122
  5937. <i>♪ Your brain says Watson's guilty</i>
  5938.  
  5939. 1370
  5940. 01:10:36,123 --> 01:10:40,291
  5941. <i>♪ But a stronger force says
  5942. "No, he's not"</i>
  5943.  
  5944. 1371
  5945. 01:10:40,292 --> 01:10:42,094
  5946. <i>♪ What is that force?</i>
  5947.  
  5948. 1372
  5949. 01:10:42,095 --> 01:10:44,097
  5950. <i>♪ It's... It's...
  5951. ♪ Yes? What?</i>
  5952.  
  5953. 1373
  5954. 01:10:44,098 --> 01:10:47,664
  5955. <i>♪ It's love...
  5956. ♪ Love?</i>
  5957.  
  5958. 1374
  5959. 01:10:47,665 --> 01:10:51,592
  5960. <i>♪ It's love
  5961. ♪ It's love</i>
  5962.  
  5963. 1375
  5964. 01:10:51,593 --> 01:10:53,716
  5965. <i>♪ It's love
  5966. ♪ It's love</i>
  5967.  
  5968. 1376
  5969. 01:10:53,717 --> 01:10:56,601
  5970. <i>♪ It's love
  5971. ♪ It's love ♪</i>
  5972.  
  5973. 1377
  5974. 01:10:56,602 --> 01:10:58,084
  5975. My God.
  5976.  
  5977. 1378
  5978. 01:10:58,085 --> 01:10:59,767
  5979. Did I push Watson away
  5980.  
  5981. 1379
  5982. 01:10:59,768 --> 01:11:02,573
  5983. because I feared losing him to Grace?
  5984.  
  5985. 1380
  5986. 01:11:02,574 --> 01:11:06,300
  5987. Somehow, I know in my heart...
  5988.  
  5989. 1381
  5990. 01:11:06,301 --> 01:11:08,424
  5991. Watson is innocent!
  5992.  
  5993. 1382
  5994. 01:11:08,425 --> 01:11:12,391
  5995. <i>♪ Time to go and save
  5996. ♪ Come save me now</i>
  5997.  
  5998. 1383
  5999. 01:11:12,392 --> 01:11:21,248
  6000. <i>♪ The man I love ♪
  6001. ♪ The man I love ♪</i>
  6002.  
  6003. 1384
  6004. 01:11:21,249 --> 01:11:22,719
  6005. Watson!
  6006.  
  6007. 1385
  6008. 01:11:22,732 --> 01:11:25,937
  6009. I discovered my emotions,
  6010. and I'm only 46.
  6011.  
  6012. 1386
  6013. 01:11:25,938 --> 01:11:29,308
  6014. Hang! Hang! Hang!
  6015.  
  6016. 1387
  6017. 01:11:32,431 --> 01:11:34,211
  6018. Oh, God.
  6019.  
  6020. 1388
  6021. 01:11:34,475 --> 01:11:36,758
  6022. Hang Dr. Watson!
  6023. Hang Dr. Watson!
  6024.  
  6025. 1389
  6026. 01:11:36,759 --> 01:11:39,322
  6027. The dogs seem really unnecessary.
  6028.  
  6029. 1390
  6030. 01:11:39,323 --> 01:11:41,113
  6031. Sherlock.
  6032.  
  6033. 1391
  6034. 01:11:41,889 --> 01:11:42,719
  6035. Oh.
  6036.  
  6037. 1392
  6038. 01:11:43,251 --> 01:11:45,341
  6039. It's you.
  6040.  
  6041. 1393
  6042. 01:11:45,495 --> 01:11:49,495
  6043. You've brought cake.
  6044.  
  6045. 1394
  6046. 01:11:54,352 --> 01:11:56,596
  6047. Watson! My brother!
  6048.  
  6049. 1395
  6050. 01:11:56,597 --> 01:11:58,559
  6051. Watson, where are you?
  6052.  
  6053. 1396
  6054. 01:11:58,560 --> 01:11:59,882
  6055. Where...
  6056.  
  6057. 1397
  6058. 01:11:59,883 --> 01:12:02,763
  6059. I'm too late.
  6060.  
  6061. 1398
  6062. 01:12:06,295 --> 01:12:07,765
  6063. Clever.
  6064.  
  6065. 1399
  6066. 01:12:07,898 --> 01:12:11,428
  6067. Very, very clever.
  6068.  
  6069. 1400
  6070. 01:12:17,396 --> 01:12:19,960
  6071. You were always so clever,
  6072.  
  6073. 1401
  6074. 01:12:19,961 --> 01:12:23,126
  6075. and I never appreciated it.
  6076.  
  6077. 1402
  6078. 01:12:23,127 --> 01:12:25,290
  6079. But it's not too late to make amends.
  6080.  
  6081. 1403
  6082. 01:12:25,291 --> 01:12:26,761
  6083. Watson!
  6084.  
  6085. 1404
  6086. 01:12:26,814 --> 01:12:34,508
  6087. I shouldn't have wasted
  6088. all my time singing!
  6089.  
  6090. 1405
  6091. 01:12:34,509 --> 01:12:36,191
  6092. Ah! Grimy news kids.
  6093.  
  6094. 1406
  6095. 01:12:36,192 --> 01:12:37,994
  6096. I desperately need your help.
  6097.  
  6098. 1407
  6099. 01:12:37,995 --> 01:12:39,838
  6100. Dr. Watson's in grave danger.
  6101.  
  6102. 1408
  6103. 01:12:39,839 --> 01:12:41,440
  6104. Yeah, no shit, Sherlock.
  6105.  
  6106. 1409
  6107. 01:12:41,441 --> 01:12:43,004
  6108. Because of you, you wank!
  6109.  
  6110. 1410
  6111. 01:12:43,005 --> 01:12:44,246
  6112. I know.
  6113.  
  6114. 1411
  6115. 01:12:44,247 --> 01:12:46,009
  6116. But I know of a way to save him.
  6117.  
  6118. 1412
  6119. 01:12:46,010 --> 01:12:48,254
  6120. Please, please help me.
  6121.  
  6122. 1413
  6123. 01:12:48,255 --> 01:12:54,546
  6124. I must find a way
  6125. to the docks immediately.
  6126.  
  6127. 1414
  6128. 01:12:54,547 --> 01:12:56,028
  6129. "Moriarty's daughter
  6130.  
  6131. 1415
  6132. 01:12:56,029 --> 01:12:58,233
  6133. "did the one thing Moriarty never could.
  6134.  
  6135. 1416
  6136. 01:12:58,234 --> 01:13:02,881
  6137. "She defeated Sherlock Holmes
  6138. and assassinated the Queen.
  6139.  
  6140. 1417
  6141. 01:13:02,882 --> 01:13:05,526
  6142. "Sherlock Holmes,
  6143. the man whom I regarded
  6144.  
  6145. 1418
  6146. 01:13:05,527 --> 01:13:10,616
  6147. "as the best and the wisest
  6148. man whom I would ever know
  6149.  
  6150. 1419
  6151. 01:13:10,617 --> 01:13:13,507
  6152. "was a fraud."
  6153.  
  6154. 1420
  6155. 01:13:16,870 --> 01:13:18,512
  6156. It is done.
  6157.  
  6158. 1421
  6159. 01:13:18,513 --> 01:13:21,597
  6160. A devilish plan worthy of your father.
  6161.  
  6162. 1422
  6163. 01:13:21,598 --> 01:13:26,406
  6164. The last book in the Sherlock
  6165. Holmes canon is complete,
  6166.  
  6167. 1423
  6168. 01:13:26,407 --> 01:13:29,452
  6169. <i>The Case of the Defeated Detective.</i>
  6170.  
  6171. 1424
  6172. 01:13:29,453 --> 01:13:32,658
  6173. Daddy will be so proud.
  6174.  
  6175. 1425
  6176. 01:13:32,659 --> 01:13:34,261
  6177. Sherlock will be remembered
  6178.  
  6179. 1426
  6180. 01:13:34,262 --> 01:13:37,267
  6181. as the man who failed
  6182. to protect the Queen.
  6183.  
  6184. 1427
  6185. 01:13:37,268 --> 01:13:38,991
  6186. History shall be rewritten
  6187.  
  6188. 1428
  6189. 01:13:38,992 --> 01:13:43,438
  6190. at the hand of his
  6191. loyal partner, Dr. Watson.
  6192.  
  6193. 1429
  6194. 01:13:43,439 --> 01:13:45,362
  6195. I've done your bidding.
  6196.  
  6197. 1430
  6198. 01:13:45,363 --> 01:13:47,686
  6199. Now set me free.
  6200.  
  6201. 1431
  6202. 01:13:47,687 --> 01:13:50,132
  6203. You're gonna die here.
  6204.  
  6205. 1432
  6206. 01:13:50,133 --> 01:13:51,694
  6207. You gave me your word.
  6208.  
  6209. 1433
  6210. 01:13:51,695 --> 01:13:53,297
  6211. You swore on the life of the Queen.
  6212.  
  6213. 1434
  6214. 01:13:53,298 --> 01:13:57,024
  6215. I'm gonna kill the Queen,
  6216. you big eejit. Boys!
  6217.  
  6218. 1435
  6219. 01:13:57,025 --> 01:13:58,988
  6220. Mrs. Hudson is the killer?
  6221. Mmm-hmm.
  6222.  
  6223. 1436
  6224. 01:13:58,989 --> 01:14:00,190
  6225. Gorblimey!
  6226.  
  6227. 1437
  6228. 01:14:00,191 --> 01:14:01,674
  6229. How'd you work that out?
  6230.  
  6231. 1438
  6232. 01:14:01,675 --> 01:14:03,958
  6233. Why, it was Watson who told me.
  6234.  
  6235. 1439
  6236. 01:14:03,959 --> 01:14:06,522
  6237. You see, beet sugar.
  6238.  
  6239. 1440
  6240. 01:14:06,523 --> 01:14:09,368
  6241. <i>Mrs. Hudson's family recipe
  6242. and Watson's favorite.</i>
  6243.  
  6244. 1441
  6245. 01:14:09,369 --> 01:14:10,971
  6246. <i>He never would have left crumbs behind</i>
  6247.  
  6248. 1442
  6249. 01:14:10,972 --> 01:14:12,814
  6250. unless he was leaving me a clue.
  6251.  
  6252. 1443
  6253. 01:14:12,815 --> 01:14:16,301
  6254. For, you see, Mrs. Hudson's
  6255. origins are not so humble.
  6256.  
  6257. 1444
  6258. 01:14:16,302 --> 01:14:20,028
  6259. She is none other than the daughter
  6260. of Professor James Moriarty.
  6261.  
  6262. 1445
  6263. 01:14:20,029 --> 01:14:21,592
  6264. No, it ain't possible.
  6265.  
  6266. 1446
  6267. 01:14:21,593 --> 01:14:24,837
  6268. You see, Mrs. Hudson
  6269. never knew her father.
  6270.  
  6271. 1447
  6272. 01:14:24,838 --> 01:14:26,401
  6273. <i>He was never present.</i>
  6274.  
  6275. 1448
  6276. 01:14:26,402 --> 01:14:28,203
  6277. <i>To gain his love,</i>
  6278.  
  6279. 1449
  6280. 01:14:28,204 --> 01:14:30,127
  6281. <i>she tried to pull off
  6282. the greatest crime ever.</i>
  6283.  
  6284. 1450
  6285. 01:14:30,128 --> 01:14:33,133
  6286. <i>Destroy the great Sherlock Holmes.</i>
  6287.  
  6288. 1451
  6289. 01:14:33,134 --> 01:14:36,580
  6290. <i>She took a job at my house
  6291. in order to study my methods,</i>
  6292.  
  6293. 1452
  6294. 01:14:36,581 --> 01:14:39,906
  6295. <i>then used a network of patsies
  6296. to execute her plans.</i>
  6297.  
  6298. 1453
  6299. 01:14:39,907 --> 01:14:42,831
  6300. <i>However, it wasn't until
  6301. I understood feelings</i>
  6302.  
  6303. 1454
  6304. 01:14:42,832 --> 01:14:44,835
  6305. <i>that I understood her motive,</i>
  6306.  
  6307. 1455
  6308. 01:14:44,836 --> 01:14:47,641
  6309. <i>her need for her father's love.</i>
  6310.  
  6311. 1456
  6312. 01:14:47,642 --> 01:14:50,807
  6313. <i>She would gain it by
  6314. eliminating his greatest enemy,</i>
  6315.  
  6316. 1457
  6317. 01:14:50,808 --> 01:14:51,638
  6318. <i>me.</i>
  6319.  
  6320. 1458
  6321. 01:14:52,451 --> 01:14:56,578
  6322. And tonight, she will commit
  6323. her boldest crime yet,
  6324.  
  6325. 1459
  6326. 01:14:56,579 --> 01:15:00,104
  6327. killing the Queen here!
  6328.  
  6329. 1460
  6330. 01:15:00,105 --> 01:15:01,948
  6331. <i>The Titanic.</i>
  6332.  
  6333. 1461
  6334. 01:15:01,949 --> 01:15:03,951
  6335. The marvel of London.
  6336.  
  6337. 1462
  6338. 01:15:03,952 --> 01:15:07,959
  6339. A new castle, which runs on coal.
  6340.  
  6341. 1463
  6342. 01:15:07,960 --> 01:15:10,645
  6343. Your Majesty, may I
  6344. introduce Lieutenant Morgan.
  6345.  
  6346. 1464
  6347. 01:15:10,646 --> 01:15:12,408
  6348. Lieutenant.
  6349.  
  6350. 1465
  6351. 01:15:12,409 --> 01:15:14,773
  6352. First Officer Carter.
  6353.  
  6354. 1466
  6355. 01:15:14,774 --> 01:15:17,297
  6356. - Your Majesty.
  6357. - First Officer.
  6358.  
  6359. 1467
  6360. 01:15:17,298 --> 01:15:19,902
  6361. Look, Hudson's goons.
  6362.  
  6363. 1468
  6364. 01:15:19,903 --> 01:15:23,108
  6365. - Create a diversion.
  6366. - You go and save Dr. Watson, Mr. Holmes.
  6367.  
  6368. 1469
  6369. 01:15:23,109 --> 01:15:24,350
  6370. We'll take care of this lot.
  6371.  
  6372. 1470
  6373. 01:15:24,351 --> 01:15:26,154
  6374. Come on, you tom tit!
  6375.  
  6376. 1471
  6377. 01:15:26,155 --> 01:15:29,680
  6378. You ain't bigger than a
  6379. couple of powder monkeys.
  6380.  
  6381. 1472
  6382. 01:15:29,681 --> 01:15:31,484
  6383. Is there a problem, boys?
  6384.  
  6385. 1473
  6386. 01:15:31,485 --> 01:15:34,089
  6387. Think we can
  6388. take them, lads. Aye?
  6389.  
  6390. 1474
  6391. 01:15:34,090 --> 01:15:36,253
  6392. Walk away now, and I
  6393. promise you won't get hurt.
  6394.  
  6395. 1475
  6396. 01:15:36,254 --> 01:15:38,898
  6397. A bunch of runts and a couple of ladies?
  6398.  
  6399. 1476
  6400. 01:15:38,899 --> 01:15:41,959
  6401. American ladies.
  6402.  
  6403. 1477
  6404. 01:15:45,271 --> 01:15:47,841
  6405. Not my eyes!
  6406.  
  6407. 1478
  6408. 01:15:51,403 --> 01:15:54,127
  6409. I'm sorry to do this, Dr. Watson.
  6410.  
  6411. 1479
  6412. 01:15:54,128 --> 01:15:56,812
  6413. I'm gonna crush your head.
  6414.  
  6415. 1480
  6416. 01:15:56,813 --> 01:15:59,737
  6417. There's gonna be brains everywhere.
  6418.  
  6419. 1481
  6420. 01:15:59,738 --> 01:16:02,342
  6421. And I'll not be cleaning up after.
  6422.  
  6423. 1482
  6424. 01:16:02,343 --> 01:16:03,865
  6425. I know you're threatening me,
  6426.  
  6427. 1483
  6428. 01:16:03,866 --> 01:16:06,230
  6429. but I can't understand
  6430. a word you're saying.
  6431.  
  6432. 1484
  6433. 01:16:06,231 --> 01:16:08,755
  6434. You're staying, Dr. Watson,
  6435.  
  6436. 1485
  6437. 01:16:08,756 --> 01:16:12,562
  6438. but I'll be on my way to America
  6439. by the time the bomb explodes.
  6440.  
  6441. 1486
  6442. 01:16:12,563 --> 01:16:14,005
  6443. Sherlock will save me.
  6444.  
  6445. 1487
  6446. 01:16:14,006 --> 01:16:15,929
  6447. You'll see.
  6448. I'll see.
  6449.  
  6450. 1488
  6451. 01:16:15,930 --> 01:16:17,772
  6452. He won't let me down.
  6453.  
  6454. 1489
  6455. 01:16:17,773 --> 01:16:21,539
  6456. He won't.
  6457. He's my best friend!
  6458.  
  6459. 1490
  6460. 01:16:21,540 --> 01:16:23,330
  6461. Dollface!
  6462.  
  6463. 1491
  6464. 01:16:27,511 --> 01:16:29,234
  6465. Come on, boys.
  6466.  
  6467. 1492
  6468. 01:16:29,235 --> 01:16:32,079
  6469. The bomb goes off in 10 minutes.
  6470. Sherlock!
  6471.  
  6472. 1493
  6473. 01:16:32,080 --> 01:16:33,870
  6474. Sherlock!
  6475.  
  6476. 1494
  6477. 01:16:34,805 --> 01:16:36,968
  6478. Help! Help!
  6479.  
  6480. 1495
  6481. 01:16:36,969 --> 01:16:38,759
  6482. Sherlock!
  6483.  
  6484. 1496
  6485. 01:16:39,254 --> 01:16:40,404
  6486. Help!
  6487.  
  6488. 1497
  6489. 01:16:42,059 --> 01:16:43,529
  6490. Watson!
  6491.  
  6492. 1498
  6493. 01:16:45,546 --> 01:16:49,472
  6494. Oh, God, if you save me,
  6495. I'll never touch myself again.
  6496.  
  6497. 1499
  6498. 01:16:49,473 --> 01:16:51,917
  6499. Watson!
  6500. Oh, Sherlock.
  6501.  
  6502. 1500
  6503. 01:16:51,918 --> 01:16:53,680
  6504. You've come for me.
  6505. I knew you would.
  6506.  
  6507. 1501
  6508. 01:16:53,681 --> 01:16:56,005
  6509. Watson, good news.
  6510.  
  6511. 1502
  6512. 01:16:56,006 --> 01:16:58,209
  6513. You're innocent.
  6514.  
  6515. 1503
  6516. 01:16:58,210 --> 01:17:00,052
  6517. Yes. I know.
  6518.  
  6519. 1504
  6520. 01:17:00,053 --> 01:17:02,256
  6521. Oh.
  6522. Thank you.
  6523.  
  6524. 1505
  6525. 01:17:02,257 --> 01:17:04,180
  6526. Can you forgive me?
  6527. Of course.
  6528.  
  6529. 1506
  6530. 01:17:04,181 --> 01:17:06,745
  6531. Now, be a good chap, and get
  6532. me out of this damn thing
  6533.  
  6534. 1507
  6535. 01:17:06,746 --> 01:17:08,588
  6536. before it crushes my skull.
  6537.  
  6538. 1508
  6539. 01:17:08,589 --> 01:17:10,231
  6540. Yes? There's a good chap.
  6541. Go on.
  6542.  
  6543. 1509
  6544. 01:17:10,232 --> 01:17:12,836
  6545. I won't leave you.
  6546. Not again.
  6547.  
  6548. 1510
  6549. 01:17:12,837 --> 01:17:15,201
  6550. That's a lovely sentiment,
  6551. but I really need you
  6552.  
  6553. 1511
  6554. 01:17:15,202 --> 01:17:17,245
  6555. to free me from this gear right now.
  6556.  
  6557. 1512
  6558. 01:17:17,246 --> 01:17:19,850
  6559. Emotions are spewing from my heart.
  6560.  
  6561. 1513
  6562. 01:17:19,851 --> 01:17:21,533
  6563. Pull yourself together.
  6564. Okay.
  6565.  
  6566. 1514
  6567. 01:17:21,534 --> 01:17:23,617
  6568. Stop crying.
  6569.  
  6570. 1515
  6571. 01:17:23,618 --> 01:17:25,220
  6572. Because we must get the Queen
  6573. and everyone else off this ship.
  6574.  
  6575. 1516
  6576. 01:17:25,221 --> 01:17:27,104
  6577. You see, Hudson has planted a bomb.
  6578.  
  6579. 1517
  6580. 01:17:27,105 --> 01:17:28,947
  6581. A time bomb, you see?
  6582.  
  6583. 1518
  6584. 01:17:28,948 --> 01:17:31,111
  6585. You must free me.
  6586. Do you feel my heart ticking?
  6587.  
  6588. 1519
  6589. 01:17:31,112 --> 01:17:33,115
  6590. Get me off this fucking wheel!
  6591.  
  6592. 1520
  6593. 01:17:33,116 --> 01:17:35,881
  6594. All my dreams are coming true.
  6595.  
  6596. 1521
  6597. 01:17:35,882 --> 01:17:40,208
  6598. In just two minutes, my bomb
  6599. will go off, killing the Queen.
  6600.  
  6601. 1522
  6602. 01:17:40,209 --> 01:17:42,453
  6603. Sherlock Holmes will go down in history
  6604.  
  6605. 1523
  6606. 01:17:42,454 --> 01:17:45,979
  6607. as the worst detective
  6608. the world has ever known.
  6609.  
  6610. 1524
  6611. 01:17:45,980 --> 01:17:51,470
  6612. And the name Moriarty
  6613. will live on forever!
  6614.  
  6615. 1525
  6616. 01:17:51,471 --> 01:17:52,941
  6617. Father,
  6618.  
  6619. 1526
  6620. 01:17:53,235 --> 01:17:55,998
  6621. soon, we shall be together again.
  6622.  
  6623. 1527
  6624. 01:17:55,999 --> 01:18:00,169
  6625. - In America!
  6626. - Yeah!
  6627.  
  6628. 1528
  6629. 01:18:05,938 --> 01:18:08,703
  6630. The bomb will detonate in one minute.
  6631.  
  6632. 1529
  6633. 01:18:08,704 --> 01:18:11,829
  6634. Where could it possibly be?
  6635.  
  6636. 1530
  6637. 01:18:11,830 --> 01:18:12,980
  6638. Wait.
  6639.  
  6640. 1531
  6641. 01:18:13,232 --> 01:18:15,155
  6642. That kettle drum.
  6643.  
  6644. 1532
  6645. 01:18:15,156 --> 01:18:18,281
  6646. Those are only ever used
  6647. in mounted cavalry formations,
  6648.  
  6649. 1533
  6650. 01:18:18,282 --> 01:18:20,365
  6651. never in a Marine band.
  6652.  
  6653. 1534
  6654. 01:18:20,366 --> 01:18:21,687
  6655. Perhaps...
  6656.  
  6657. 1535
  6658. 01:18:21,688 --> 01:18:24,332
  6659. The bomb is in the drum.
  6660. Very good, Watson.
  6661.  
  6662. 1536
  6663. 01:18:24,333 --> 01:18:26,136
  6664. But the Queen is standing
  6665. just beside it.
  6666.  
  6667. 1537
  6668. 01:18:26,137 --> 01:18:27,618
  6669. She'll be blown to smithereens.
  6670.  
  6671. 1538
  6672. 01:18:27,619 --> 01:18:30,825
  6673. But how to defuse it in time?
  6674.  
  6675. 1539
  6676. 01:18:30,826 --> 01:18:34,592
  6677. <i>Time remaining until
  6678. bomb detonation, 55 seconds.</i>
  6679.  
  6680. 1540
  6681. 01:18:34,593 --> 01:18:38,159
  6682. <i>Estimated blast radius
  6683. from bomb, 17 feet.</i>
  6684.  
  6685. 1541
  6686. 01:18:38,160 --> 01:18:41,365
  6687. <i>Time required to move queen
  6688. to safety, 12 seconds.</i>
  6689.  
  6690. 1542
  6691. 01:18:41,366 --> 01:18:43,249
  6692. <i>Solution, move through crowd,</i>
  6693.  
  6694. 1543
  6695. 01:18:43,250 --> 01:18:46,454
  6696. <i>see Millie for the first time,
  6697. forget about bomb...</i>
  6698.  
  6699. 1544
  6700. 01:18:46,455 --> 01:18:47,285
  6701. No.
  6702.  
  6703. 1545
  6704. 01:18:51,545 --> 01:18:53,508
  6705. <i>Time remaining, 37 seconds.</i>
  6706.  
  6707. 1546
  6708. 01:18:53,509 --> 01:18:56,073
  6709. <i>Solution, shoot water main
  6710. to douse bomb,</i>
  6711.  
  6712. 1547
  6713. 01:18:56,074 --> 01:18:58,077
  6714. remember Millie at the park,
  6715. forget about bomb.
  6716.  
  6717. 1548
  6718. 01:18:58,078 --> 01:19:03,647
  6719. No, I forgot about the bomb!
  6720.  
  6721. 1549
  6722. 01:19:03,648 --> 01:19:06,333
  6723. <i>Watson, what are you doing in my brain?</i>
  6724.  
  6725. 1550
  6726. 01:19:06,334 --> 01:19:07,775
  6727. <i>I'm doing it.</i>
  6728.  
  6729. 1551
  6730. 01:19:07,776 --> 01:19:10,380
  6731. <i>I'm communicating without words.</i>
  6732.  
  6733. 1552
  6734. 01:19:10,381 --> 01:19:13,066
  6735. I can't focus. I was
  6736. trying to formulate a plan,
  6737.  
  6738. 1553
  6739. 01:19:13,067 --> 01:19:15,069
  6740. and I kept getting off track.
  6741.  
  6742. 1554
  6743. 01:19:15,070 --> 01:19:17,674
  6744. Holmes, no, you don't.
  6745. Snap out of it.
  6746.  
  6747. 1555
  6748. 01:19:17,675 --> 01:19:19,477
  6749. I can't. I'm too emotional.
  6750.  
  6751. 1556
  6752. 01:19:19,478 --> 01:19:22,123
  6753. Look behind me. The Queen's
  6754. being blown to bits.
  6755.  
  6756. 1557
  6757. 01:19:22,124 --> 01:19:23,805
  6758. You have to take control.
  6759.  
  6760. 1558
  6761. 01:19:23,806 --> 01:19:26,009
  6762. You must be detective for both of us.
  6763.  
  6764. 1559
  6765. 01:19:26,010 --> 01:19:27,320
  6766. Right.
  6767.  
  6768. 1560
  6769. 01:19:28,696 --> 01:19:30,257
  6770. <i>I know what I must do.</i>
  6771.  
  6772. 1561
  6773. 01:19:30,258 --> 01:19:32,262
  6774. <i>Estimated blast radius,</i>
  6775.  
  6776. 1562
  6777. 01:19:32,263 --> 01:19:34,145
  6778. <i>20... No, 30 feet?</i>
  6779.  
  6780. 1563
  6781. 01:19:34,146 --> 01:19:35,588
  6782. <i>Account for ship's movement.</i>
  6783.  
  6784. 1564
  6785. 01:19:35,589 --> 01:19:37,271
  6786. <i>Wait. Is that a four or a seven?</i>
  6787.  
  6788. 1565
  6789. 01:19:37,272 --> 01:19:39,155
  6790. <i>Math is so hard. Hold on.</i>
  6791.  
  6792. 1566
  6793. 01:19:39,156 --> 01:19:41,118
  6794. <i>What does that "X" mean?
  6795. Or is that a plus?</i>
  6796.  
  6797. 1567
  6798. 01:19:41,119 --> 01:19:42,922
  6799. <i>What is that thing?
  6800. Angle of approach?</i>
  6801.  
  6802. 1568
  6803. 01:19:42,923 --> 01:19:44,445
  6804. <i>Oh, I don't know how to do angles.</i>
  6805.  
  6806. 1569
  6807. 01:19:44,446 --> 01:19:45,607
  6808. <i>Should have listened more in school.</i>
  6809.  
  6810. 1570
  6811. 01:19:45,608 --> 01:19:49,134
  6812. Oh, screw it. Charge!
  6813.  
  6814. 1571
  6815. 01:19:49,135 --> 01:19:50,536
  6816. Out of my way!
  6817.  
  6818. 1572
  6819. 01:19:50,537 --> 01:19:51,687
  6820. Move!
  6821.  
  6822. 1573
  6823. 01:19:52,221 --> 01:19:54,864
  6824. Nine, eight...
  6825.  
  6826. 1574
  6827. 01:19:54,865 --> 01:19:56,387
  6828. Coming through!
  6829.  
  6830. 1575
  6831. 01:19:56,388 --> 01:19:59,193
  6832. So sorry!
  6833. ...seven...
  6834.  
  6835. 1576
  6836. 01:19:59,194 --> 01:20:00,635
  6837. Come on.
  6838.  
  6839. 1577
  6840. 01:20:00,636 --> 01:20:02,038
  6841. Move your tuchis!
  6842.  
  6843. 1578
  6844. 01:20:02,039 --> 01:20:04,779
  6845. Sorry, friend!
  6846.  
  6847. 1579
  6848. 01:20:05,045 --> 01:20:06,675
  6849. ...five,
  6850.  
  6851. 1580
  6852. 01:20:06,968 --> 01:20:08,438
  6853. four...
  6854.  
  6855. 1581
  6856. 01:20:11,016 --> 01:20:12,806
  6857. ...two...
  6858.  
  6859. 1582
  6860. 01:20:17,068 --> 01:20:19,008
  6861. Aw, shit!
  6862.  
  6863. 1583
  6864. 01:20:24,081 --> 01:20:25,443
  6865. Huzzah.
  6866.  
  6867. 1584
  6868. 01:20:25,444 --> 01:20:27,527
  6869. Huzzah for Sherlock Holmes.
  6870.  
  6871. 1585
  6872. 01:20:27,528 --> 01:20:31,094
  6873. <i>Sherlock Holmes saved the Titanic.</i>
  6874.  
  6875. 1586
  6876. 01:20:31,095 --> 01:20:33,337
  6877. - Huzzah!
  6878. - Hurrah for Sherlock!
  6879.  
  6880. 1587
  6881. 01:20:33,338 --> 01:20:35,021
  6882. Bravo, Sherlock!
  6883.  
  6884. 1588
  6885. 01:20:35,022 --> 01:20:36,584
  6886. Sherlock Holmes
  6887. was right about everything!
  6888.  
  6889. 1589
  6890. 01:20:36,585 --> 01:20:38,708
  6891. Hip hip hooray!
  6892.  
  6893. 1590
  6894. 01:20:38,709 --> 01:20:41,633
  6895. Thank you. Thank you.
  6896.  
  6897. 1591
  6898. 01:20:41,634 --> 01:20:44,519
  6899. But I could never have
  6900. done it without Dr. Watson.
  6901.  
  6902. 1592
  6903. 01:20:44,520 --> 01:20:48,927
  6904. Oh, no. Let Watson's name
  6905. be forever associated
  6906.  
  6907. 1593
  6908. 01:20:48,928 --> 01:20:51,172
  6909. <i>with the Titanic.</i>
  6910.  
  6911. 1594
  6912. 01:20:51,173 --> 01:20:55,139
  6913. <i>So, when you think of your friends
  6914. and relatives on board the Titanic,</i>
  6915.  
  6916. 1595
  6917. 01:20:55,140 --> 01:20:56,782
  6918. just remember,
  6919.  
  6920. 1596
  6921. 01:20:56,783 --> 01:21:01,471
  6922. Dr. John H. Watson put them there.
  6923.  
  6924. 1597
  6925. 01:21:01,472 --> 01:21:03,475
  6926. Hooray for Watson!
  6927.  
  6928. 1598
  6929. 01:21:03,476 --> 01:21:06,801
  6930. Bloody good we didn't hang him.
  6931.  
  6932. 1599
  6933. 01:21:06,802 --> 01:21:09,062
  6934. Dr. Watson,
  6935.  
  6936. 1600
  6937. 01:21:09,127 --> 01:21:10,889
  6938. you saved us.
  6939.  
  6940. 1601
  6941. 01:21:10,890 --> 01:21:12,613
  6942. Thank you.
  6943.  
  6944. 1602
  6945. 01:21:12,614 --> 01:21:22,634
  6946. It has been my pleasure
  6947. to serve you, Your Majesty.
  6948.  
  6949. 1603
  6950. 01:21:31,609 --> 01:21:33,869
  6951. No, Millie.
  6952.  
  6953. 1604
  6954. 01:21:43,592 --> 01:21:45,715
  6955. I have a confession to make.
  6956.  
  6957. 1605
  6958. 01:21:45,716 --> 01:21:48,400
  6959. I'm not actually in love with you.
  6960.  
  6961. 1606
  6962. 01:21:48,401 --> 01:21:50,645
  6963. In order to conclude my investigation,
  6964.  
  6965. 1607
  6966. 01:21:50,646 --> 01:21:54,252
  6967. it was imperative that I
  6968. understood what love felt like.
  6969.  
  6970. 1608
  6971. 01:21:54,253 --> 01:21:56,857
  6972. I'm sorry to have led you on.
  6973.  
  6974. 1609
  6975. 01:21:56,858 --> 01:21:58,539
  6976. I have a confession as well.
  6977.  
  6978. 1610
  6979. 01:21:58,540 --> 01:22:00,183
  6980. I was also not in love.
  6981.  
  6982. 1611
  6983. 01:22:00,184 --> 01:22:01,786
  6984. I was conducting an experiment
  6985.  
  6986. 1612
  6987. 01:22:01,787 --> 01:22:04,631
  6988. on how easy it is
  6989. to manipulate the male ego.
  6990.  
  6991. 1613
  6992. 01:22:04,632 --> 01:22:07,878
  6993. What?
  6994. I'm sorry I led you on.
  6995.  
  6996. 1614
  6997. 01:22:07,879 --> 01:22:10,282
  6998. Well, I have another confession.
  6999.  
  7000. 1615
  7001. 01:22:10,283 --> 01:22:12,927
  7002. Hmm. I was just pretending
  7003. to have a big ego
  7004.  
  7005. 1616
  7006. 01:22:12,928 --> 01:22:15,732
  7007. so as to make you think that
  7008. your experiment was working
  7009.  
  7010. 1617
  7011. 01:22:15,733 --> 01:22:17,897
  7012. so that I could conclude
  7013. my experiment on you.
  7014.  
  7015. 1618
  7016. 01:22:17,898 --> 01:22:19,820
  7017. Well, I had to lead you on
  7018.  
  7019. 1619
  7020. 01:22:19,821 --> 01:22:22,305
  7021. because I was doing an
  7022. experiment about how men think
  7023.  
  7024. 1620
  7025. 01:22:22,306 --> 01:22:24,309
  7026. they can manipulate female scientists
  7027. while they're doing experiments.
  7028.  
  7029. 1621
  7030. 01:22:24,310 --> 01:22:31,960
  7031. Well, I have another confession to make.
  7032.  
  7033. 1622
  7034. 01:22:37,775 --> 01:22:41,581
  7035. You will be shocked to learn
  7036. that was my first kiss.
  7037.  
  7038. 1623
  7039. 01:22:41,582 --> 01:22:44,147
  7040. Mine as well, and we've
  7041. already mastered it.
  7042.  
  7043. 1624
  7044. 01:22:44,148 --> 01:22:45,509
  7045. Yes, indeed.
  7046.  
  7047. 1625
  7048. 01:22:45,510 --> 01:22:47,352
  7049. All aboard!
  7050.  
  7051. 1626
  7052. 01:22:47,353 --> 01:22:49,957
  7053. She sails in 20 minutes!
  7054.  
  7055. 1627
  7056. 01:22:49,958 --> 01:22:51,921
  7057. Hurry, everyone!
  7058. Step lively!
  7059.  
  7060. 1628
  7061. 01:22:51,922 --> 01:22:54,606
  7062. Enjoy your trip
  7063. on the safest ship to sail.
  7064.  
  7065. 1629
  7066. 01:22:54,607 --> 01:22:56,009
  7067. Goodbye.
  7068.  
  7069. 1630
  7070. 01:22:56,010 --> 01:22:57,532
  7071. Farewell, Grace.
  7072.  
  7073. 1631
  7074. 01:22:57,533 --> 01:22:58,774
  7075. Goodbye, Millie.
  7076.  
  7077. 1632
  7078. 01:22:58,775 --> 01:23:01,340
  7079. Make sure you get plenty of bed rest.
  7080.  
  7081. 1633
  7082. 01:23:01,341 --> 01:23:03,022
  7083. There's a good chance you're pregnant.
  7084.  
  7085. 1634
  7086. 01:23:03,023 --> 01:23:04,185
  7087. I hope so.
  7088.  
  7089. 1635
  7090. 01:23:04,186 --> 01:23:07,270
  7091. From...
  7092. From the kissing?
  7093.  
  7094. 1636
  7095. 01:23:07,271 --> 01:23:10,161
  7096. Yes.
  7097. Oh, yes.
  7098.  
  7099. 1637
  7100. 01:23:10,398 --> 01:23:12,079
  7101. What a grand ship.
  7102.  
  7103. 1638
  7104. 01:23:12,080 --> 01:23:13,070
  7105. Yes.
  7106.  
  7107. 1639
  7108. 01:23:13,202 --> 01:23:15,782
  7109. Watson, look.
  7110.  
  7111. 1640
  7112. 01:23:16,128 --> 01:23:18,652
  7113. It's Billy Zane.
  7114.  
  7115. 1641
  7116. 01:23:18,653 --> 01:23:20,443
  7117. Sherlock.
  7118.  
  7119. 1642
  7120. 01:23:21,418 --> 01:23:24,543
  7121. <i>Wow.
  7122. He's breathtaking.</i>
  7123.  
  7124. 1643
  7125. 01:23:24,544 --> 01:23:30,594
  7126. Where's the bar on this canoe?
  7127.  
  7128. 1644
  7129. 01:23:30,956 --> 01:23:32,799
  7130. Holmes.
  7131. Mmm.
  7132.  
  7133. 1645
  7134. 01:23:32,800 --> 01:23:35,124
  7135. I believe I may have solved
  7136. the one mystery
  7137.  
  7138. 1646
  7139. 01:23:35,125 --> 01:23:38,449
  7140. which has baffled you all these years.
  7141.  
  7142. 1647
  7143. 01:23:38,450 --> 01:23:39,600
  7144. What?
  7145.  
  7146. 1648
  7147. 01:23:43,380 --> 01:23:46,430
  7148. Would you mind?
  7149.  
  7150. 1649
  7151. 01:23:46,787 --> 01:23:47,617
  7152. Ah.
  7153.  
  7154. 1650
  7155. 01:23:48,068 --> 01:23:49,310
  7156. Do you like it?
  7157.  
  7158. 1651
  7159. 01:23:49,311 --> 01:23:51,795
  7160. Let's see here. Huh?
  7161.  
  7162. 1652
  7163. 01:23:51,796 --> 01:23:53,838
  7164. Oh, it suits you.
  7165. Mmm.
  7166.  
  7167. 1653
  7168. 01:23:53,839 --> 01:23:56,323
  7169. I think it's perfect.
  7170. Really?
  7171.  
  7172. 1654
  7173. 01:23:56,324 --> 01:23:59,851
  7174. You're not just saying that?
  7175. No, I'm not just saying it.
  7176.  
  7177. 1655
  7178. 01:23:59,852 --> 01:24:02,014
  7179. Good.
  7180. Thank you, Watson.
  7181.  
  7182. 1656
  7183. 01:24:02,015 --> 01:24:03,898
  7184. And I have something for you as well.
  7185.  
  7186. 1657
  7187. 01:24:03,899 --> 01:24:06,342
  7188. No. No.
  7189. Please. Step over here.
  7190.  
  7191. 1658
  7192. 01:24:06,343 --> 01:24:10,630
  7193. Why?
  7194. I don't deserve anything.
  7195.  
  7196. 1659
  7197. 01:24:10,631 --> 01:24:12,515
  7198. My dear Watson.
  7199.  
  7200. 1660
  7201. 01:24:12,516 --> 01:24:14,317
  7202. What do you think?
  7203.  
  7204. 1661
  7205. 01:24:14,318 --> 01:24:17,368
  7206. It's beautiful.
  7207.  
  7208. 1662
  7209. 01:24:43,575 --> 01:24:48,542
  7210. Telegram for Professor Moriarty.
  7211.  
  7212. 1663
  7213. 01:24:48,543 --> 01:24:50,493
  7214. Professor?
  7215.  
  7216. 1664
  7217. 01:24:57,000 --> 01:25:00,840
  7218. Boy, who sent this?
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