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  3. <i>Yo, not gonna lie.</i>
  4.  
  5. 2
  6. 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:09,002
  7. <i>This sound...</i>
  8.  
  9. 3
  10. 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:11,845
  11. <i>gets me hard as a fucking rock.</i>
  12.  
  13. 4
  14. 00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:17,761
  15. <i>But I don't like to go too fast
  16. right off the bat.</i>
  17.  
  18. 5
  19. 00:02:17,920 --> 00:02:23,245
  20. <i>I'd rather work my way into it,
  21. nice and easy.</i>
  22.  
  23. 6
  24. 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:25,368
  25. <i>So I'll start off with
  26. some stills.</i>
  27.  
  28. 7
  29. 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:31,129
  30. <i>Then, once I'm getting into it,</i>
  31.  
  32. 8
  33. 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:32,964
  34. <i>I start looking for</i> a <i>video.</i>
  35.  
  36. 9
  37. 00:02:35,480 --> 00:02:40,247
  38. <i>I never actually touch my cock
  39. till I find the right clip.</i>
  40.  
  41. 10
  42. 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:42,164
  43. <i>Then, once I do...</i>
  44.  
  45. 11
  46. 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:44,129
  47. <i>...goodbye</i>
  48.  
  49. 12
  50. 00:02:44,920 --> 00:02:48,402
  51. <i>For the next few minutes,
  52. all the bullshit fades away,</i>
  53.  
  54. 13
  55. 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:52,730
  56. <i>and the only thing in the world
  57. is those tits...</i>
  58.  
  59. 14
  60. 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:54,450
  61. <i>...that ass...</i>
  62.  
  63. 15
  64. 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:57,561
  65. <i>...the blowjob, the cowboy,</i>
  66.  
  67. 16
  68. 00:02:57,720 --> 00:03:01,281
  69. <i>the doggy, the moneyshot, and that's it.
  70. I don't gotta say anything,</i>
  71.  
  72. 17
  73. 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:06,924
  74. <i>I don't gotta do anything.
  75. I just fucking lose myself.</i>
  76.  
  77. 18
  78. 00:03:09,760 --> 00:03:13,287
  79. <i>There's only a few things
  80. I really care about in life.</i>
  81.  
  82. 19
  83. 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:16,486
  84. <i>My body...</i>
  85.  
  86. 20
  87. 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:18,486
  88. <i>...my pad...</i>
  89.  
  90. 21
  91. 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:20,731
  92. <i>...my ride...</i>
  93.  
  94. 22
  95. 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:24,690
  96. <i>...my family...</i>
  97.  
  98. 23
  99. 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:25,887
  100. Amen.
  101.  
  102. 24
  103. 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:27,121
  104. <i>...my church...</i>
  105.  
  106. 25
  107. 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:29,963
  108. <i>..my boys...</i>
  109.  
  110. 26
  111. 00:03:32,040 --> 00:03:34,247
  112. <i>...my girls...</i>
  113.  
  114. 27
  115. 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:40,683
  116. <i>...and my porn.</i>
  117.  
  118. 28
  119. 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:44,405
  120. <i>I know that last one sounds weird,
  121. but I'm just being honest.</i>
  122.  
  123. 29
  124. 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:47,769
  125. <i>Nothing else does it for me the same way.
  126. Not even real pussy.</i>
  127.  
  128. 30
  129. 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:50,207
  130. <i>And, yo, I get plenty of that.</i>
  131.  
  132. 31
  133. 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:52,408
  134. <i>Why you think my boys
  135. call me The Don?</i>
  136.  
  137. 32
  138. 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:55,087
  139. - Jonny-Boy!
  140. - Don Jon, what's good, baby?
  141.  
  142. 33
  143. 00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:56,241
  144. - What up?
  145. - You good?
  146.  
  147. 34
  148. 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:57,970
  149. - I'm all right.
  150. - Jonny, look at me.
  151.  
  152. 35
  153. 00:03:58,120 --> 00:03:59,849
  154. - Everything good with you?
  155. - What's the matter with this guy?
  156.  
  157. 36
  158. 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:02,287
  159. - Come here, you animal!
  160. - Get the fuck off of me!
  161.  
  162. 37
  163. 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:05,011
  164. Real talk, real talk. Purple.
  165.  
  166. 38
  167. 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:07,401
  168. - That's not bad.
  169. - It's better than "not bad."
  170.  
  171. 39
  172. 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:09,682
  173. - You ain't see her turn around.
  174. - You calling her a 7?
  175.  
  176. 40
  177. 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:11,649
  178. - An 8. At least an 8.
  179. - That is not an eight.
  180.  
  181. 41
  182. 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:14,610
  183. She's cute in the face, you can maybe
  184. call the face an 8, tits are like a 4.
  185.  
  186. 42
  187. 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:18,401
  188. Yeah, but the butt, man, it's exceptional.
  189. I'm telling you. It changes everything.
  190.  
  191. 43
  192. 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:20,164
  193. - Shit!
  194. - What?
  195.  
  196. 44
  197. 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:22,886
  198. - Sequins. Don't look. Don't look.
  199. - What? Who is that?
  200.  
  201. 45
  202. 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:25,202
  203. - You don't remember her?
  204. - She's coming over here.
  205.  
  206. 46
  207. 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:27,761
  208. 'Cause you're staring right at her.
  209.  
  210. 47
  211. 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:30,724
  212. - Look who the fuck it is.
  213. - How you doing?
  214.  
  215. 48
  216. 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:34,327
  217. - Why didn't you call me back?
  218. - Come on. You're a grown woman.
  219.  
  220. 49
  221. 00:04:34,480 --> 00:04:36,608
  222. Did you think I was
  223. gonna call you back?
  224.  
  225. 50
  226. 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:40,446
  227. You're pathetic, you know that?
  228. Every week you got a new bitch.
  229.  
  230. 51
  231. 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:44,247
  232. Then why'd you come home with me?
  233.  
  234. 52
  235. 00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:46,161
  236. Fuck you!
  237.  
  238. 53
  239. 00:04:47,560 --> 00:04:49,005
  240. - 8.
  241. - No, that might be a 9.
  242.  
  243. 54
  244. 00:04:49,160 --> 00:04:51,162
  245. - You shitting me? That's a 7.
  246. - You're out of your fucking mind!
  247.  
  248. 55
  249. 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:53,721
  250. I gave you the 8,
  251. your record's still intact. Chill out.
  252.  
  253. 56
  254. 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:55,609
  255. You heard what she said?
  256. Everyone knows about the streak.
  257.  
  258. 57
  259. 00:04:55,760 --> 00:04:58,127
  260. - You're sick. You know that right?
  261. - I don't know what's wrong with me.
  262.  
  263. 58
  264. 00:04:58,280 --> 00:04:59,884
  265. - Oh, my... damn!
  266. - What? What? Where?
  267.  
  268. 59
  269. 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:03,123
  270. - Red.
  271. - Holy shit! That's a dime.
  272.  
  273. 60
  274. 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:05,926
  275. - That is a dime.
  276. - Nah, she's hot, but it's not a dime.
  277.  
  278. 61
  279. 00:05:06,080 --> 00:05:08,845
  280. I don't even mess with blondes like that,
  281. but that there is a dime!
  282.  
  283. 62
  284. 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,843
  285. - Fuck yeah.
  286. - I don't know, there might be
  287.  
  288. 63
  289. 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,809
  290. - some lasagna up in there.
  291. - I don't think so.
  292.  
  293. 64
  294. 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:15,287
  295. Definitely not. She keep her
  296. shit tight, you can tell.
  297.  
  298. 65
  299. 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:17,681
  300. - No. I don't know.
  301. - See, he likes that skinny shit.
  302.  
  303. 66
  304. 00:05:17,840 --> 00:05:20,844
  305. He likes that skinny, high-fashion,
  306. looks-like-a-boy shit.
  307.  
  308. 67
  309. 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:22,126
  310. - Fuck you!
  311. - Admit it!
  312.  
  313. 68
  314. 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:25,602
  315. - He's kind of right, man, you do.
  316. - Listen I don't like more than a handful of titty.
  317.  
  318. 69
  319. 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:30,328
  320. No, no, no, no, no. No. A nice handful,
  321. I love it, but more than that, it's like no!
  322.  
  323. 70
  324. 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:32,562
  325. Shit starts to remind me
  326. of my mom or something.
  327.  
  328. 71
  329. 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:35,326
  330. - Jesus Christ.
  331. - Your mom do got some big-ass titties.
  332.  
  333. 72
  334. 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:37,488
  335. - Don't talk about my mother.
  336. - You brought up your mother.
  337.  
  338. 73
  339. 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:39,927
  340. If you don't like that,
  341. there's something serious wrong with you.
  342.  
  343. 74
  344. 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:42,242
  345. I didn't say I didn't like it.
  346. I just said it's not a dime.
  347.  
  348. 75
  349. 00:05:42,440 --> 00:05:44,841
  350. - That's incorrect.
  351. - Fucking, she's taller than you anyway right.
  352.  
  353. 76
  354. 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:47,002
  355. - Fuck you, Jonny.
  356. - I'm playing, come on.
  357.  
  358. 77
  359. 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:49,441
  360. You gonna get that?
  361.  
  362. 78
  363. 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:53,326
  364. Let me get a vodka-cranberry.
  365.  
  366. 79
  367. 00:05:55,440 --> 00:05:57,329
  368. - Jonny!
  369. - Sammy-boy, how you doing?
  370.  
  371. 80
  372. 00:05:57,480 --> 00:06:00,006
  373. - You good?
  374. - Let me get a Grey Goose and soda.
  375.  
  376. 81
  377. 00:06:15,280 --> 00:06:17,760
  378. - What makes you think you could do that?
  379. - Do what?
  380.  
  381. 82
  382. 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:20,048
  383. - Get the fuck out of here.
  384. - You wanna go somewhere?
  385.  
  386. 83
  387. 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:21,884
  388. - Fuck you.
  389. - You wanna fuck me?
  390.  
  391. 84
  392. 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:23,690
  393. - Is that why you kissed me?
  394. - I didn't kiss you.
  395.  
  396. 85
  397. 00:06:23,840 --> 00:06:25,171
  398. Yeah, you did.
  399.  
  400. 86
  401. 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:28,290
  402. Stop it, I mean it. Stop it.
  403.  
  404. 87
  405. 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:30,920
  406. Come on. Let me buy you a drink.
  407. It's early.
  408.  
  409. 88
  410. 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:33,970
  411. - Where you going?
  412. - I told you where I was going.
  413.  
  414. 89
  415. 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:36,401
  416. Come on! Wait a minute!
  417.  
  418. 90
  419. 00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:37,607
  420. Shit!
  421.  
  422. 91
  423. 00:06:41,720 --> 00:06:43,882
  424. Yo. Headband.
  425.  
  426. 92
  427. 00:06:47,280 --> 00:06:48,930
  428. Nah, I don't know.
  429.  
  430. 93
  431. 00:07:40,280 --> 00:07:42,044
  432. <i>See?
  433. This is what I'm saying.</i>
  434.  
  435. 94
  436. 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:44,965
  437. <i>Real pussy's all good.
  438. But I'm sorry.</i>
  439.  
  440. 95
  441. 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:47,691
  442. <i>It's not as good as porn.</i>
  443.  
  444. 96
  445. 00:07:47,840 --> 00:07:49,171
  446. <i>Tits?</i>
  447.  
  448. 97
  449. 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:53,165
  450. <i>Great.</i>
  451.  
  452. 98
  453. 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:54,651
  454. <i>Ass?</i>
  455.  
  456. 99
  457. 00:07:55,880 --> 00:07:57,211
  458. <i>Great.</i>
  459.  
  460. 100
  461. 00:07:57,360 --> 00:07:59,044
  462. <i>Blow-job</i>
  463.  
  464. 101
  465. 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:03,762
  466. <i>Sure, it's fucking fantastic
  467. in person... if she'll do it.</i>
  468.  
  469. 102
  470. 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:06,770
  471. <i>But in real life, if you wanna get head,
  472. you gotta give head.</i>
  473.  
  474. 103
  475. 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:09,531
  476. Lower. Not that low!
  477.  
  478. 104
  479. 00:08:09,680 --> 00:08:13,127
  480. <i>I know, some guys love eating pussy,
  481. but the thing about those guys is,</i>
  482.  
  483. 105
  484. 00:08:13,280 --> 00:08:14,611
  485. <i>they're fucking crazy.</i>
  486.  
  487. 106
  488. 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:18,725
  489. <i>Don't get me wrong,</i>
  490. <i>I like a good pussy-eating clip.</i>
  491.  
  492. 107
  493. 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:22,771
  494. <i>But, from down here,
  495. there's nothing good about this.</i>
  496.  
  497. 108
  498. 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:29,804
  499. <i>And if she does finally decide
  500. to do you the big favor...</i>
  501.  
  502. 109
  503. 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:34,326
  504. <i>...she's in a fucking hurry.</i>
  505.  
  506. 110
  507. 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:37,927
  508. <i>Now, when it comes to
  509. the actual fucking...</i>
  510.  
  511. 111
  512. 00:08:39,080 --> 00:08:41,924
  513. <i>First of all, condoms are terrible.
  514. They just are.</i>
  515.  
  516. 112
  517. 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:43,724
  518. <i>But you gotta wear one, 'cause,</i>
  519.  
  520. 113
  521. 00:08:43,880 --> 00:08:47,601
  522. <i>unlike porn, real pussy can kill you.</i>
  523.  
  524. 114
  525. 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:52,971
  526. <i>Second of all, missionary is the
  527. worst position in all of fucking.</i>
  528.  
  529. 115
  530. 00:08:53,120 --> 00:08:56,442
  531. <i>The tits lie flat,
  532. you can't see her ass,</i>
  533.  
  534. 116
  535. 00:08:56,640 --> 00:08:59,007
  536. <i>you can't really touch her ass,
  537. 'cause she's lying on her back.</i>
  538.  
  539. 117
  540. 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:03,290
  541. <i>They won't let you do it from behind,
  542. 'cause they wanna look at you.</i>
  543.  
  544. 118
  545. 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:06,731
  546. <i>And basically it's on
  547. me to do all the work.</i>
  548.  
  549. 119
  550. 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:10,248
  551. <i>Moneyshot? No.
  552. There is no real-life moneyshot.</i>
  553.  
  554. 120
  555. 00:09:10,440 --> 00:09:13,808
  556. <i>Real girls won't do that shit. You just
  557. gotta cum into the fucking condom.</i>
  558.  
  559. 121
  560. 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:23,923
  561. <i>So, you tell me,
  562. which looks better?</i>
  563.  
  564. 122
  565. 00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:25,724
  566. <i>This?</i>
  567.  
  568. 123
  569. 00:09:28,680 --> 00:09:32,730
  570. <i>Or this?</i>
  571.  
  572. 124
  573. 00:10:15,920 --> 00:10:19,686
  574. Jesus! What are you fucking retarded?!
  575. You're fucking retarded!
  576.  
  577. 125
  578. 00:10:19,840 --> 00:10:24,687
  579. You're a retarded person
  580. and you're driving a fucking car!
  581.  
  582. 126
  583. 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:49,571
  584. <i>In the name of the Father,
  585. the Son and the Holy Spirit. Amen.</i>
  586.  
  587. 127
  588. 00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:52,485
  589. <i>- Amen. Bless you, my son.
  590. - Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.</i>
  591.  
  592. 128
  593. 00:10:52,640 --> 00:10:54,483
  594. <i>It has been one week
  595. since my last confession.</i>
  596.  
  597. 129
  598. 00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:57,962
  599. - Tell me your sins.
  600. - Since last Sunday, I had sexual relations
  601.  
  602. 130
  603. 00:10:58,120 --> 00:11:02,967
  604. out of wedlock two times. I also watched
  605. pornographic videos and masturbated 17 times.
  606.  
  607. 131
  608. 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:05,202
  609. For these and all the sins
  610. of my life, I am sorry.
  611.  
  612. 132
  613. 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:07,931
  614. - 10 Lord's Prayers and 10 Hail Marys.
  615. - Thank you, Father.
  616.  
  617. 133
  618. 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:10,606
  619. <i>Through the ministry of the Church,
  620. may God give you pardon and peace,</i>
  621.  
  622. 134
  623. 00:11:10,760 --> 00:11:13,969
  624. and I absolve you from your sins in the name
  625. of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit.
  626.  
  627. 135
  628. 00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:15,121
  629. Amen.
  630.  
  631. 136
  632. 00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:19,120
  633. Bullshit! Bullshit! Did you see that?
  634. That was fucking bullshit. Bad call.
  635.  
  636. 137
  637. 00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:22,164
  638. - Jesus fucking Christ!
  639. - Jon!
  640.  
  641. 138
  642. 00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:25,608
  643. - Fucking bullshit. Did you see that?
  644. - Nah, I didn't see it. What happened?
  645.  
  646. 139
  647. 00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:27,285
  648. They'll do a replay.
  649. They better do a fucking replay.
  650.  
  651. 140
  652. 00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:30,250
  653. Unless they just don't want us
  654. to see how bad that fucking call was.
  655.  
  656. 141
  657. 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:32,209
  658. Why don't you get the thing
  659. where you can pause...
  660.  
  661. 142
  662. 00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:34,442
  663. - Assholes, where's the replay?!
  664. - Dad, there's a thing you can pause
  665.  
  666. 143
  667. 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:36,284
  668. - and rewind.
  669. - What the fuck are you talking about?
  670.  
  671. 144
  672. 00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:38,044
  673. It's digital.
  674. You just rewind and watch it.
  675.  
  676. 145
  677. 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:40,726
  678. - I'm not taping this.
  679. - No, I know you're not taping it.
  680.  
  681. 146
  682. 00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:44,123
  683. - Are you people serious, no fucking replay?!
  684. - I'm not talking about a VCR.
  685.  
  686. 147
  687. 00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:46,362
  688. How do I know what the fuck
  689. you're talking about?
  690.  
  691. 148
  692. 00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:49,091
  693. I don't know, I guess 'cause most
  694. American people have heard of TiVo.
  695.  
  696. 149
  697. 00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:51,561
  698. Most people that pay attention
  699. to the world around them!
  700.  
  701. 150
  702. 00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:53,882
  703. Here it is.
  704. Shut up already, finally. Shit!
  705.  
  706. 151
  707. 00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:57,761
  708. - You seriously never heard of that?
  709. - Yes! I've heard of it, Jesus fucking...
  710.  
  711. 152
  712. 00:11:57,920 --> 00:12:01,970
  713. There! Look, his foot's on the line!
  714. Look at that bullshit!
  715.  
  716. 153
  717. 00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:04,487
  718. - Jon! All right already!
  719. - So if you've heard of it,
  720.  
  721. 154
  722. 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:05,926
  723. - what is it?
  724. - Did you see that fucking bullshit?
  725.  
  726. 155
  727. 00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:08,487
  728. - I'm asking you a question.
  729. - It's a fucking thing...
  730.  
  731. 156
  732. 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:11,450
  733. Wait a minute. Did you see that?
  734. I'm asking you.
  735.  
  736. 157
  737. 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,489
  738. - Did you?
  739. - Nah, I didn't see it.
  740.  
  741. 158
  742. 00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:15,369
  743. Why not?! What the fuck's
  744. the matter with you?
  745.  
  746. 159
  747. 00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:19,241
  748. I said look at this play,
  749. I said it right to you!
  750.  
  751. 160
  752. 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:22,085
  753. I ask you to do the easiest fucking
  754. thing, and you can't do it!
  755.  
  756. 161
  757. 00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:25,084
  758. - At least I know what a fucking TiVo is.
  759. - I know what a fucking TiVo is!
  760.  
  761. 162
  762. 00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:26,890
  763. You want a fucking TiVo?
  764. Is that what you're saying?
  765.  
  766. 163
  767. 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:29,008
  768. - I would love a fucking TiVo.
  769. - Who do you love?
  770.  
  771. 164
  772. 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:33,131
  773. He loves TiVo. He sure as shit
  774. don't love football. We know that.
  775.  
  776. 165
  777. 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:45,764
  778. One of these days, I'm gonna sit down here
  779. and start eating, and you're gonna say,
  780.  
  781. 166
  782. 00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:47,604
  783. - "Mom, I found her."
  784. - Ma!
  785.  
  786. 167
  787. 00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:49,125
  788. One of these days.
  789.  
  790. 168
  791. 00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:59,407
  792. Holy Mary... Mother of God...
  793.  
  794. 169
  795. 00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:01,688
  796. ...pray for us now...
  797.  
  798. 170
  799. 00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:03,848
  800. ...and at the hour of death...
  801.  
  802. 171
  803. 00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:06,324
  804. Amen.
  805.  
  806. 172
  807. 00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:14,921
  808. Hail Mary... full of grace...
  809.  
  810. 173
  811. 00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:16,730
  812. <i>All right, I'll admit,</i>
  813.  
  814. 174
  815. 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,484
  816. <i>there are some downsides.</i>
  817.  
  818. 175
  819. 00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:22,167
  820. <i>Like there's the times you
  821. find a great clip, with a hot chick.</i>
  822.  
  823. 176
  824. 00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:26,684
  825. <i>And right when you're starting to cum,
  826. it shows the guy.</i>
  827.  
  828. 177
  829. 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,525
  830. Fuck! Goddamn it!
  831.  
  832. 178
  833. 00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:35,810
  834. <i>It's no one's fault, really,
  835. but it still sucks. So...</i>
  836.  
  837. 179
  838. 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:39,043
  839. <i>Also, nowadays you got so much</i>
  840.  
  841. 180
  842. 00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:43,330
  843. <i>to choose from, finding just the
  844. right clip can take a lot of time.</i>
  845.  
  846. 181
  847. 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:45,209
  848. <i>And my time is precious to me.</i>
  849.  
  850. 182
  851. 00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:48,648
  852. <i>Yeah, I got shit to do. So...</i>
  853.  
  854. 183
  855. 00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:52,168
  856. <i>And, every once in a while,</i>
  857.  
  858. 184
  859. 00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:56,564
  860. <i>you find a clip that's so good,
  861. it's fucking depressing.</i>
  862.  
  863. 185
  864. 00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:59,644
  865. <i>And you're thinking to yourself,
  866. why can't real pussy be like this?</i>
  867.  
  868. 186
  869. 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:02,849
  870. <i>You know, I smash new girls
  871. all the fucking time,</i>
  872.  
  873. 187
  874. 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:06,482
  875. <i>always an 8 or better, and it's still</i>
  876. <i>never this good. What am I doing wrong?</i>
  877.  
  878. 188
  879. 00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:13,283
  880. <i>Maybe it's time to
  881. try something new. So...</i>
  882.  
  883. 189
  884. 00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:23,986
  885. Yo, you remember that
  886. dime from last week?
  887.  
  888. 190
  889. 00:14:24,012 --> 00:14:24,631
  890. Oh, shit.
  891.  
  892. 191
  893. 00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:27,326
  894. What! The blonde in the dress?
  895. She was insane, bro. You hit that?
  896.  
  897. 192
  898. 00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:30,404
  899. No, I didn't, you fucking alcoholic,
  900. I saw you after she left.
  901.  
  902. 193
  903. 00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:32,801
  904. - Fuck you, Jonny!
  905. - I thought you made that happen.
  906.  
  907. 194
  908. 00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:34,769
  909. - I threw it to this other random.
  910. - That's typical.
  911.  
  912. 195
  913. 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:36,649
  914. - Probably an 8 or 9.
  915. - 6 or 7.
  916.  
  917. 196
  918. 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:38,723
  919. Shut the fuck up!
  920. Who'd you take home, huh?
  921.  
  922. 197
  923. 00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:43,044
  924. Twos and threes, baby. I'm telling you, twos
  925. and threes are some open-minded ladies.
  926.  
  927. 198
  928. 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:46,010
  929. - I wanna find that girl.
  930. - You get her name?
  931.  
  932. 199
  933. 00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:48,845
  934. - Her name?
  935. - First and last name.
  936.  
  937. 200
  938. 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,606
  939. I'm looking for her name,
  940. first and last name.
  941.  
  942. 201
  943. 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,728
  944. Shit, I don't know.
  945. You know who would?
  946.  
  947. 202
  948. 00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:59,363
  949. - Barbara Sugarman.
  950. - Sugarman?
  951.  
  952. 203
  953. 00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:00,851
  954. Thanks, bro.
  955.  
  956. 204
  957. 00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:03,520
  958. - OK, what was it again?
  959. - Barbara Sugarman.
  960.  
  961. 205
  962. 00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:08,400
  963. - You see her anywhere?
  964. - No.
  965.  
  966. 206
  967. 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:11,844
  968. - Oh, shit!
  969. - That's her?
  970.  
  971. 207
  972. 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:15,129
  973. - That's definitely her.
  974. - Oh! Got you, bitch!
  975.  
  976. 208
  977. 00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:17,169
  978. What you wanna say man?
  979. You gotta try to say something.
  980.  
  981. 209
  982. 00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:19,687
  983. - Shit really?
  984. - A girl that bad gets mad friend requests.
  985.  
  986. 210
  987. 00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:23,811
  988. - Fuck!
  989. - I think it's dinner. Maybe even lunch.
  990.  
  991. 211
  992. 00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:26,042
  993. You might have to take this girl
  994. out for coffee.
  995.  
  996. 212
  997. 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:27,964
  998. - Christ!
  999. - Yeah, this is the long game son.
  1000.  
  1001. 213
  1002. 00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:31,647
  1003. You're not getting that butt from Barbara
  1004. Sugarman anytime in the immediate future.
  1005.  
  1006. 214
  1007. 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:33,325
  1008. If you had it like that,
  1009. it would have went down already.
  1010.  
  1011. 215
  1012. 00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:35,926
  1013. You're right.
  1014. You're totally right. Shit!
  1015.  
  1016. 216
  1017. 00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:39,329
  1018. I know, I was about to say, the mighty
  1019. Don bringing out the long game?
  1020.  
  1021. 217
  1022. 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,687
  1023. - I mean she's a dime, but...
  1024. - This girl's more than a dime bro.
  1025.  
  1026. 218
  1027. 00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:45,367
  1028. Come on, son. There's no such thing, that's
  1029. the point, it's a scale from 1 to 10.
  1030.  
  1031. 219
  1032. 00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:47,329
  1033. - I'm saying, this girl...
  1034. - Oh, my God!
  1035.  
  1036. 220
  1037. 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:51,565
  1038. - You in love with this girl already?
  1039. - Go fuck yourself.
  1040.  
  1041. 221
  1042. 00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:58,764
  1043. - Hi.
  1044. - Can I help you?
  1045.  
  1046. 222
  1047. 00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:02,367
  1048. - Yeah, two for lunch.
  1049. - Sure. Right this way.
  1050.  
  1051. 223
  1052. 00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:41,281
  1053. Hey.
  1054.  
  1055. 224
  1056. 00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:45,127
  1057. - How are you?
  1058. - Good. Good. How you been?
  1059.  
  1060. 225
  1061. 00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:48,568
  1062. - How did you get my Facebook?
  1063. - Oh. Getting right to it.
  1064.  
  1065. 226
  1066. 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:50,529
  1067. - Yeah.
  1068. - I just looked up your name.
  1069.  
  1070. 227
  1071. 00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:53,570
  1072. - I didn't tell you my name.
  1073. - Well, Obviously you did, 'cause I looked it up.
  1074.  
  1075. 228
  1076. 00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:56,200
  1077. - No, I definitely did not tell you my name.
  1078. - Yeah, you did.
  1079.  
  1080. 229
  1081. 00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:59,204
  1082. - I think I would remember them.
  1083. - No offense, but you were pretty wasted
  1084.  
  1085. 230
  1086. 00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:01,567
  1087. - the other night. I mean so was I.
  1088. - Can I get you some drinks?
  1089.  
  1090. 231
  1091. 00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:03,051
  1092. - Diet Coke, please.
  1093. - A Coke.
  1094.  
  1095. 232
  1096. 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:06,761
  1097. Coke and a Diet Coke.
  1098. I'll be right back to take your order.
  1099.  
  1100. 233
  1101. 00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:09,210
  1102. Alright I had a few drinks the other night,
  1103.  
  1104. 234
  1105. 00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:11,840
  1106. so I may not have remembered
  1107. telling you my first name,
  1108.  
  1109. 235
  1110. 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,128
  1111. but I definitely did not
  1112. tell you my last name.
  1113.  
  1114. 236
  1115. 00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:16,169
  1116. - I'm telling you... Hey!
  1117. - Don't lie to me.
  1118.  
  1119. 237
  1120. 00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:19,210
  1121. Look, you don't know me, so I'm gonna
  1122. let you off the hook this time.
  1123.  
  1124. 238
  1125. 00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:22,842
  1126. But trust me, in the future you'll be much
  1127. happier if you always tell me the truth.
  1128.  
  1129. 239
  1130. 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,923
  1131. Wait, wait, wait, I'll be happier?
  1132.  
  1133. 240
  1134. 00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:28,527
  1135. Well you don't think I could make you happy
  1136. if I wanted to?
  1137.  
  1138. 241
  1139. 00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:31,524
  1140. So how did you find out my name?
  1141.  
  1142. 242
  1143. 00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:33,648
  1144. - I asked around.
  1145. - You asked around about me?
  1146.  
  1147. 243
  1148. 00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:36,644
  1149. - Yeah.
  1150. - That's interesting.
  1151.  
  1152. 244
  1153. 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:38,484
  1154. - Why?
  1155. - Why? What do you mean why?
  1156.  
  1157. 245
  1158. 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,927
  1159. - Why did you ask around about me?
  1160. - 'Cause I wanted to.
  1161.  
  1162. 246
  1163. 00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:42,770
  1164. - You wanted to take me to lunch?
  1165. - Yeah.
  1166.  
  1167. 247
  1168. 00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:45,446
  1169. - Don't lie.
  1170. - OK, I asked around about you
  1171.  
  1172. 248
  1173. 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:47,921
  1174. 'cause I wanna fuck your brains out.
  1175. Is that what you want me to say?
  1176.  
  1177. 249
  1178. 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:53,086
  1179. - Well, at least you're being honest now.
  1180. - Let me ask you a question.
  1181.  
  1182. 250
  1183. 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:56,449
  1184. Why did you come here, huh?
  1185. Why did you say yes to me?
  1186.  
  1187. 251
  1188. 00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:58,409
  1189. - That's a very good question.
  1190. - Yeah, so?
  1191.  
  1192. 252
  1193. 00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:00,164
  1194. So you're just gonna have
  1195. to wait to find out.
  1196.  
  1197. 253
  1198. 00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:02,971
  1199. - All right. I got time.
  1200. - Really? You got time?
  1201.  
  1202. 254
  1203. 00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:05,009
  1204. It seemed like you were
  1205. in a big hurry the other day.
  1206.  
  1207. 255
  1208. 00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:06,685
  1209. Yeah I can be that way
  1210. when I'm shit-faced.
  1211.  
  1212. 256
  1213. 00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:11,011
  1214. You're cute, I like you.
  1215.  
  1216. 257
  1217. 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:13,083
  1218. - Oh, yeah?
  1219. - Yeah.
  1220.  
  1221. 258
  1222. 00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:16,721
  1223. Listen, you wanna know the truth?
  1224.  
  1225. 259
  1226. 00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:19,565
  1227. This is the truth.
  1228.  
  1229. 260
  1230. 00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:22,644
  1231. You're the most beautiful thing
  1232. I've ever seen in my life.
  1233.  
  1234. 261
  1235. 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:29,808
  1236. You like movies?
  1237.  
  1238. 262
  1239. 00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:34,488
  1240. <i>I don't watch too many movies.</i>
  1241.  
  1242. 263
  1243. 00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:38,504
  1244. <i>I used to watch 'em a
  1245. lot when I was a little</i>
  1246.  
  1247. 264
  1248. 00:18:38,530 --> 00:18:40,992
  1249. <i>kid, before I could get
  1250. my hands on any porn.</i>
  1251.  
  1252. 265
  1253. 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,195
  1254. <i>Back then, if I wanted
  1255. to see a really hot</i>
  1256.  
  1257. 266
  1258. 00:18:43,221 --> 00:18:45,150
  1259. <i>girl, my best bet was
  1260. to watch a movie.</i>
  1261.  
  1262. 267
  1263. 00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:47,248
  1264. - That's the one you like?
  1265. - Oh, it's so great.
  1266.  
  1267. 268
  1268. 00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:50,165
  1269. - I love these two. And you?
  1270. - Yeah. They're great.
  1271.  
  1272. 269
  1273. 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:57,961
  1274. <i>But now,
  1275. I don't really see the point.</i>
  1276.  
  1277. 270
  1278. 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:05,090
  1279. <i>I don't know,
  1280. I guess I'm missing something.</i>
  1281.  
  1282. 271
  1283. 00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:08,847
  1284. <i>Because most people eat that shit up.</i>
  1285.  
  1286. 272
  1287. 00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:14,210
  1288. <i>The pretty woman.</i>
  1289.  
  1290. 273
  1291. 00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:16,241
  1292. <i>The pretty man.</i>
  1293.  
  1294. 274
  1295. 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,445
  1296. <i>Love at first sight.</i>
  1297.  
  1298. 275
  1299. 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:20,886
  1300. <i>The first kiss.</i>
  1301.  
  1302. 276
  1303. 00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:23,644
  1304. - <i>The breakup.</i>
  1305. - <i>I felt that!</i>
  1306.  
  1307. 277
  1308. 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:25,802
  1309. <i>- The makeup.
  1310. - I'm scared.</i>
  1311.  
  1312. 278
  1313. 00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:29,601
  1314. <i>The expensive wedding,
  1315. and they drive off into the sunset.</i>
  1316.  
  1317. 279
  1318. 00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:33,765
  1319. <i>Everyone knows it's fake, but they
  1320. watch it like it's real fucking life.</i>
  1321.  
  1322. 280
  1323. 00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:41,523
  1324. She was the most important thing to him.
  1325. He gave up everything for her.
  1326.  
  1327. 281
  1328. 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:44,160
  1329. It was just meant to be.
  1330.  
  1331. 282
  1332. 00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:47,369
  1333. - I love movies like that.
  1334. - Yeah, it was great.
  1335.  
  1336. 283
  1337. 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:51,809
  1338. He's just such a real man.
  1339. And she's so beautiful too, always.
  1340.  
  1341. 284
  1342. 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,480
  1343. - Her? No, she's too skinny.
  1344. - Yeah.
  1345.  
  1346. 285
  1347. 00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:57,450
  1348. - What?
  1349. - You wanna know who's beautiful?
  1350.  
  1351. 286
  1352. 00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:19,810
  1353. - What makes you think you could do that?
  1354. - Do what?
  1355.  
  1356. 287
  1357. 00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:57,486
  1358. <i>In the name of the Father, the Son
  1359. and the Holy Spirit, Amen.</i>
  1360.  
  1361. 288
  1362. 00:20:57,640 --> 00:21:00,246
  1363. <i>- Amen. Bless you, my son.
  1364. - Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.</i>
  1365.  
  1366. 289
  1367. 00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:02,363
  1368. <i>It has been one week
  1369. since my last confession.</i>
  1370.  
  1371. 290
  1372. 00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:05,490
  1373. <i>- Tell me your sins.
  1374. - Since last Sunday I did not have</i>
  1375.  
  1376. 291
  1377. 00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:07,927
  1378. sexual relations out of wedlock.
  1379.  
  1380. 292
  1381. 00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:12,682
  1382. I did kiss a girl, this one girl,
  1383. out of wedlock, several times,
  1384.  
  1385. 293
  1386. 00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:18,051
  1387. but it's just kissing. I don't know,
  1388. I forget if that counts, so...
  1389.  
  1390. 294
  1391. 00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:21,329
  1392. Also, I watched pornographic videos
  1393. and masturbated <i>22</i> times.
  1394.  
  1395. 295
  1396. 00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:23,801
  1397. For these and all the sins
  1398. of my life, I am sorry.
  1399.  
  1400. 296
  1401. 00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:26,406
  1402. - 10 Lord's Prayers and 10 Hail Marys.
  1403. - Thank you, Father.
  1404.  
  1405. 297
  1406. 00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:29,131
  1407. <i>Through the ministry of the Church,
  1408. may God give you pardon and peace,</i>
  1409.  
  1410. 298
  1411. 00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:31,931
  1412. and I absolve you from your sins
  1413. in the name of the Father, of the Son
  1414.  
  1415. 299
  1416. 00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:33,969
  1417. - and the Holy Spirit.
  1418. - Amen.
  1419.  
  1420. 300
  1421. 00:21:57,040 --> 00:22:01,682
  1422. <i>Introducing the
  1423. charbroiled, not fried, codfish sandwich,</i>
  1424.  
  1425. 301
  1426. 00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:04,008
  1427. <i>only at Carl's Jr. and Hardee's.</i>
  1428.  
  1429. 302
  1430. 00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:13,445
  1431. <i>More than just a piece of meat.</i>
  1432.  
  1433. 303
  1434. 00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:29,490
  1435. Oh, go! Jesus.
  1436. It's a yellow light! Fuck you!
  1437.  
  1438. 304
  1439. 00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:41,403
  1440. Our Father...
  1441. Who art in heaven...
  1442.  
  1443. 305
  1444. 00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:44,291
  1445. ...hallowed be Thy name...
  1446. Thy Kingdom come...
  1447.  
  1448. 306
  1449. 00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:46,044
  1450. ...Thy will be done...
  1451.  
  1452. 307
  1453. 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:47,361
  1454. ...on earth...
  1455.  
  1456. 308
  1457. 00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:49,081
  1458. as it is in heaven...
  1459.  
  1460. 309
  1461. 00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:55,364
  1462. - No.
  1463. - No... What?
  1464.  
  1465. 310
  1466. 00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:57,608
  1467. - Not out here.
  1468. - So let's go inside.
  1469.  
  1470. 311
  1471. 00:22:57,760 --> 00:22:58,761
  1472. Mm-mm.
  1473.  
  1474. 312
  1475. 00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:01,048
  1476. - Why not?
  1477. - It's not time for that yet.
  1478.  
  1479. 313
  1480. 00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:03,931
  1481. - You sure?
  1482. - Yeah. We barely know each other.
  1483.  
  1484. 314
  1485. 00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:09,041
  1486. Yeah, we do, pretty much.
  1487.  
  1488. 315
  1489. 00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:12,210
  1490. - I don't know your friends.
  1491. - My friends?
  1492.  
  1493. 316
  1494. 00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:14,010
  1495. Mmm...
  1496.  
  1497. 317
  1498. 00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:17,249
  1499. - I wanna meet your friends.
  1500. - Those guys are assholes.
  1501.  
  1502. 318
  1503. 00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:18,890
  1504. - Yeah?
  1505. - Yeah.
  1506.  
  1507. 319
  1508. 00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:21,481
  1509. And you don't know my friends.
  1510.  
  1511. 320
  1512. 00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:25,370
  1513. - Or our families.
  1514. - Wait, our families?
  1515.  
  1516. 321
  1517. 00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:29,127
  1518. Yeah. I wanna meet your parents
  1519. and your sister.
  1520.  
  1521. 322
  1522. 00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:31,681
  1523. - Oh, Jesus!
  1524. - What? You don't wanna meet my brothers
  1525.  
  1526. 323
  1527. 00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:35,890
  1528. - and my sister?
  1529. - Uh...
  1530.  
  1531. 324
  1532. 00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:40,921
  1533. - 'Cause I know they wanna meet you.
  1534. - Yeah... I bet they do.
  1535.  
  1536. 325
  1537. 00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:43,048
  1538. Mmm...
  1539.  
  1540. 326
  1541. 00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:50,444
  1542. Mm-hm.
  1543.  
  1544. 327
  1545. 00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:51,601
  1546. - Jon.
  1547. - Yeah?
  1548.  
  1549. 328
  1550. 00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:55,526
  1551. - I can't let you come inside just yet.
  1552. - No?
  1553.  
  1554. 329
  1555. 00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:59,127
  1556. No, 'cause I don't know what
  1557. that would mean. You know?
  1558.  
  1559. 330
  1560. 00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:02,363
  1561. I don't want to do anything
  1562. unless it means something.
  1563.  
  1564. 331
  1565. 00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:03,521
  1566. Uh-huh...
  1567.  
  1568. 332
  1569. 00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:07,480
  1570. Mm... Don't you think it's always better
  1571. when it means something?
  1572.  
  1573. 333
  1574. 00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:09,404
  1575. - Yeah.
  1576. - Mm...
  1577.  
  1578. 334
  1579. 00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:12,537
  1580. I think you should go
  1581. back to school, baby.
  1582.  
  1583. 335
  1584. 00:24:12,563 --> 00:24:13,306
  1585. What?
  1586.  
  1587. 336
  1588. 00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:17,889
  1589. - Yeah, come on. Just a night class.
  1590. - Oh, my God!
  1591.  
  1592. 337
  1593. 00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:20,168
  1594. - Just get your degree.
  1595. - Oh!
  1596.  
  1597. 338
  1598. 00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:23,324
  1599. - You would be so sexy with a real job.
  1600. - Mm!
  1601.  
  1602. 339
  1603. 00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:26,444
  1604. Mm-hm! Yeah...
  1605.  
  1606. 340
  1607. 00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:30,286
  1608. So, what do you say? You, me and
  1609. our friends, we go out sometime?
  1610.  
  1611. 341
  1612. 00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:33,762
  1613. - Oh, yeah. Yeah.
  1614. - Yeah? And our families meet, huh?
  1615.  
  1616. 342
  1617. 00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:34,921
  1618. - Oh!
  1619. - Yeah?
  1620.  
  1621. 343
  1622. 00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:36,525
  1623. - Yeah.
  1624. - Mm...
  1625.  
  1626. 344
  1627. 00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:39,729
  1628. And you take one night class for me, baby?
  1629. One little class?
  1630.  
  1631. 345
  1632. 00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:41,928
  1633. - Oh! Oh!
  1634. - Huh? Yeah? Yeah?
  1635.  
  1636. 346
  1637. 00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:45,522
  1638. - Yeah! Oh!
  1639. - Come on, baby, cum... cum...
  1640.  
  1641. 347
  1642. 00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:49,844
  1643. Mm-hm! Uh-huh.
  1644.  
  1645. 348
  1646. 00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:56,166
  1647. - Nice.
  1648. - Oh, Jesus...
  1649.  
  1650. 349
  1651. 00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:57,970
  1652. Yeah.
  1653.  
  1654. 350
  1655. 00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:07,761
  1656. You're so cute.
  1657.  
  1658. 351
  1659. 00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:15,884
  1660. Call me.
  1661.  
  1662. 352
  1663. 00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:53,047
  1664. - Baby!
  1665. - Baby, what?
  1666.  
  1667. 353
  1668. 00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:54,565
  1669. - Baby.
  1670. - Baby...
  1671.  
  1672. 354
  1673. 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:56,961
  1674. - You guys having a good time?
  1675. - You bitch, I don't wanna hear it.
  1676.  
  1677. 355
  1678. 00:25:57,120 --> 00:25:59,202
  1679. - Jesus Christ.
  1680. - A toast. Let's make a toast.
  1681.  
  1682. 356
  1683. 00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:02,250
  1684. Everyone listen up. You get up too.
  1685. This is for you. Come on. Get up.
  1686.  
  1687. 357
  1688. 00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:03,561
  1689. - Oh, God.
  1690. - All right.
  1691.  
  1692. 358
  1693. 00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:08,169
  1694. You guys know tonight is me and
  1695. this girl's one-month anniversary.
  1696.  
  1697. 359
  1698. 00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:11,130
  1699. I'm counting that from the first time
  1700. I ever saw her, 'cause ever since then,
  1701.  
  1702. 360
  1703. 00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:15,330
  1704. I've felt the same way. She's the most
  1705. beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life.
  1706.  
  1707. 361
  1708. 00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:17,403
  1709. - To you, baby.
  1710. - No, to us.
  1711.  
  1712. 362
  1713. 00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:19,005
  1714. To us.
  1715.  
  1716. 363
  1717. 00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:21,640
  1718. - Mwah. Cheers.
  1719. - Cheers!
  1720.  
  1721. 364
  1722. 00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:23,450
  1723. God bless.
  1724.  
  1725. 365
  1726. 00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:27,001
  1727. - So, what's he do?
  1728. - He's in school.
  1729.  
  1730. 366
  1731. 00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:29,401
  1732. - Oh, the family's got money?
  1733. - No, he's got a job.
  1734.  
  1735. 367
  1736. 00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:30,607
  1737. - Retail?
  1738. - No.
  1739.  
  1740. 368
  1741. 00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:31,761
  1742. - Service?
  1743. - Yeah.
  1744.  
  1745. 369
  1746. 00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:33,888
  1747. He's definitely been
  1748. spending some time at the gym.
  1749.  
  1750. 370
  1751. 00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:37,442
  1752. - Right? I know. He is so disciplined.
  1753. - You guys work out together?
  1754.  
  1755. 371
  1756. 00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:40,604
  1757. - Mm-mm. No.
  1758. - Does he do that muscle guy thing
  1759.  
  1760. 372
  1761. 00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:43,684
  1762. where he's, like, looking at himself
  1763. while you're doing it?
  1764.  
  1765. 373
  1766. 00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:47,128
  1767. - Oh. We haven't done it yet.
  1768. - Shit, really?
  1769.  
  1770. 374
  1771. 00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:51,285
  1772. - Oh, my God. That's so amazing!
  1773. - All right. I like him.
  1774.  
  1775. 375
  1776. 00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:53,647
  1777. Goddamn! White shorts.
  1778.  
  1779. 376
  1780. 00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:00,007
  1781. - Nah.
  1782. - What? Come on, that's a dime!
  1783.  
  1784. 377
  1785. 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:02,686
  1786. - That's not a dime.
  1787. - I'm sorry, but I'd rather do that
  1788.  
  1789. 378
  1790. 00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:05,320
  1791. - than do yours.
  1792. - You faggot motherfucker!
  1793.  
  1794. 379
  1795. 00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:08,529
  1796. - I can like any girl I wanna like.
  1797. - But she's not hotter than my girl.
  1798.  
  1799. 380
  1800. 00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:11,570
  1801. - To you, maybe not, but to me...
  1802. - Look at that. Sorry, buddy.
  1803.  
  1804. 381
  1805. 00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:14,963
  1806. - Fuck you, Jonny!
  1807. - That's the way...
  1808.  
  1809. 382
  1810. 00:27:15,120 --> 00:27:16,645
  1811. Hi.
  1812.  
  1813. 383
  1814. 00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:33,441
  1815. Shit!
  1816.  
  1817. 384
  1818. 00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:35,364
  1819. So, uh...
  1820.  
  1821. 385
  1822. 00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:40,726
  1823. I'm sort of seeing this girl.
  1824.  
  1825. 386
  1826. 00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:43,167
  1827. - What did you say?
  1828. - What do you mean, what did I say?
  1829.  
  1830. 387
  1831. 00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:44,845
  1832. - Did you say...?
  1833. - She asked you what you said.
  1834.  
  1835. 388
  1836. 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,968
  1837. What's the matter with that?
  1838. I couldn't understand you, either.
  1839.  
  1840. 389
  1841. 00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:48,804
  1842. Want you to speak up and talk like a human being.
  1843.  
  1844. 390
  1845. 00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:50,405
  1846. - Shush.
  1847. - What's your problem?
  1848.  
  1849. 391
  1850. 00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:52,921
  1851. - Jonny. Did you say you found her?
  1852. - What?
  1853.  
  1854. 392
  1855. 00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:56,607
  1856. - Well, I said I'm sort of...
  1857. - Oh, my God! What's her name?
  1858.  
  1859. 393
  1860. 00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:59,730
  1861. - Barbara.
  1862. - Barbara! Barbara what?
  1863.  
  1864. 394
  1865. 00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:02,042
  1866. - Here we go...
  1867. - Shh! Barbara what?
  1868.  
  1869. 395
  1870. 00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:05,244
  1871. - Barbara Sugarman.
  1872. - Sugarman?
  1873.  
  1874. 396
  1875. 00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:07,482
  1876. - She a Jew?
  1877. - I don't think so.
  1878.  
  1879. 397
  1880. 00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:09,768
  1881. - You don't know?
  1882. - We haven't really talked...
  1883.  
  1884. 398
  1885. 00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:11,729
  1886. She's not Italian, we know that.
  1887.  
  1888. 399
  1889. 00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:13,803
  1890. - Sugarman. She black?
  1891. - No.
  1892.  
  1893. 400
  1894. 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,490
  1895. What does she look like?
  1896.  
  1897. 401
  1898. 00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:17,881
  1899. She's the most beautiful thing
  1900. I've seen in my life.
  1901.  
  1902. 402
  1903. 00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:20,884
  1904. - Oh, boy.
  1905. - Baby! Oh!
  1906.  
  1907. 403
  1908. 00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:23,247
  1909. That's the sweetest thing
  1910. I ever heard anybody say.
  1911.  
  1912. 404
  1913. 00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:26,609
  1914. - And does she love you?
  1915. - Wait a minute. Love him? What are you kidding me?
  1916.  
  1917. 405
  1918. 00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:28,922
  1919. - Jon, shush!
  1920. - They're kids, for Christ's sake!
  1921.  
  1922. 406
  1923. 00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:31,526
  1924. - So what?
  1925. - You know what? Don't call me a kid alright.
  1926.  
  1927. 407
  1928. 00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:33,170
  1929. We talked about this,
  1930. I don't appreciate it.
  1931.  
  1932. 408
  1933. 00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:35,641
  1934. - Excuse me.
  1935. - Dad, I'm asking you nicely.
  1936.  
  1937. 409
  1938. 00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:37,723
  1939. To not call you a kid?
  1940. You're a fucking kid.
  1941.  
  1942. 410
  1943. 00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:39,211
  1944. - Jon!
  1945. - Fuck You!
  1946.  
  1947. 411
  1948. 00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:43,200
  1949. - Fuck me? Did you just say fuck me to me?
  1950. - Jon!
  1951.  
  1952. 412
  1953. 00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:46,523
  1954. He said they're in love, they're in love.
  1955. It doesn't matter how old they are.
  1956.  
  1957. 413
  1958. 00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:49,604
  1959. He's older than you were
  1960. when we got married.
  1961.  
  1962. 414
  1963. 00:28:49,630 --> 00:28:52,553
  1964. You know that?
  1965. For God's sake, he's your son!
  1966.  
  1967. 415
  1968. 00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:55,851
  1969. You love this girl?
  1970.  
  1971. 416
  1972. 00:28:58,120 --> 00:28:59,610
  1973. Yes, I do.
  1974.  
  1975. 417
  1976. 00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:03,246
  1977. Then when do we get to meet her?
  1978.  
  1979. 418
  1980. 00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:06,210
  1981. Oh!
  1982.  
  1983. 419
  1984. 00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:07,771
  1985. All right, Mom, OK.
  1986.  
  1987. 420
  1988. 00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:10,844
  1989. oh!
  1990.  
  1991. 421
  1992. 00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:15,688
  1993. Bella?
  1994. Sweetheart, come over here.
  1995.  
  1996. 422
  1997. 00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:22,161
  1998. Come on, let me fix your lipstick.
  1999. Here we go.
  2000.  
  2001. 423
  2002. 00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:24,925
  2003. - You look so beautiful.
  2004. - Thank you.
  2005.  
  2006. 424
  2007. 00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:28,129
  2008. - Can I get you a refill, Mrs. Sugarman?
  2009. - Oh my goodness Jon you don't have to do that.
  2010.  
  2011. 425
  2012. 00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:29,884
  2013. - No, it's my pleasure.
  2014. - Jon.
  2015.  
  2016. 426
  2017. 00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:32,128
  2018. - Thank you.
  2019. - Jon, you meet Daryl?
  2020.  
  2021. 427
  2022. 00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:34,328
  2023. - Oh, wow.
  2024. - You wanna hold him?
  2025.  
  2026. 428
  2027. 00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:37,529
  2028. - I don't know...
  2029. - Come here.
  2030.  
  2031. 429
  2032. 00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:40,206
  2033. - Here you go, babe.
  2034. - OK.
  2035.  
  2036. 430
  2037. 00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:44,445
  2038. - All right. Is that good? Is that right?
  2039. - Yeah.
  2040.  
  2041. 431
  2042. 00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:46,568
  2043. You look so cute, the two of you.
  2044.  
  2045. 432
  2046. 00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:57,165
  2047. Barbara!
  2048.  
  2049. 433
  2050. 00:29:57,320 --> 00:30:00,130
  2051. - How long have we been up here for?
  2052. - Not long.
  2053.  
  2054. 434
  2055. 00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:05,002
  2056. Well, I gotta go, we gotta go.
  2057. Come on, let's go. Come on. Come on.
  2058.  
  2059. 435
  2060. 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,684
  2061. Close the door.
  2062.  
  2063. 436
  2064. 00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:13,241
  2065. OK. Let's take a break and when we get
  2066. back we'll go over the course syllabus.
  2067.  
  2068. 437
  2069. 00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:32,121
  2070. <i>- Hey.
  2071. - Baby! How is it?</i>
  2072.  
  2073. 438
  2074. 00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:34,328
  2075. - It's great.
  2076. - <i>Yeah? You're on break?</i>
  2077.  
  2078. 439
  2079. 00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:37,729
  2080. <i>- Yeah. How did you know?
  2081. - Your schedule's online.</i>
  2082.  
  2083. 440
  2084. 00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:40,850
  2085. <i>- Baby, I'm just so proud of you.
  2086. - Thanks.</i>
  2087.  
  2088. 441
  2089. 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,365
  2090. - <i>Baby?</i>
  2091. - Yeah?
  2092.  
  2093. 442
  2094. 00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:44,966
  2095. <i>Can I come over when you're done?</i>
  2096.  
  2097. 443
  2098. 00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:47,122
  2099. - You wanna come to my place?
  2100. - <i>Mm-hm.</i>
  2101.  
  2102. 444
  2103. 00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:49,288
  2104. - What, tonight?
  2105. - Yeah.
  2106.  
  2107. 445
  2108. 00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:51,010
  2109. OK, great.
  2110.  
  2111. 446
  2112. 00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:54,568
  2113. - <i>You get back to class, sexy man.</i>
  2114. - All right.
  2115.  
  2116. 447
  2117. 00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:57,291
  2118. <i>- Bye, baby.
  2119. - OK, bye.</i>
  2120.  
  2121. 448
  2122. 00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:13,125
  2123. Jesus fucking Christ!
  2124.  
  2125. 449
  2126. 00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:21,771
  2127. - Excuse me. Sorry.
  2128. - Oh, fuck, I'm sorry.
  2129.  
  2130. 450
  2131. 00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:23,649
  2132. It's fine. It's fine.
  2133.  
  2134. 451
  2135. 00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:34,522
  2136. - Hi, baby.
  2137. - Hey.
  2138.  
  2139. 452
  2140. 00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:07,844
  2141. - It's OK. I'll be right back.
  2142. - Baby...
  2143.  
  2144. 453
  2145. 00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:24,167
  2146. <i>I'm in love with Barbara. I am.</i>
  2147.  
  2148. 454
  2149. 00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:26,687
  2150. <i>And tonight, I finally
  2151. got to fuck her.</i>
  2152.  
  2153. 455
  2154. 00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:31,249
  2155. <i>But I'm sorry to say,
  2156. it's still not as good as porn.</i>
  2157.  
  2158. 456
  2159. 00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:32,640
  2160. <i>Tits?</i>
  2161.  
  2162. 457
  2163. 00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:36,928
  2164. <i>Best ever.</i>
  2165.  
  2166. 458
  2167. 00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:38,411
  2168. <i>Ass?</i>
  2169.  
  2170. 459
  2171. 00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:42,528
  2172. <i>Best ever.</i>
  2173.  
  2174. 460
  2175. 00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:44,045
  2176. Blow-job?
  2177.  
  2178. 461
  2179. 00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:56,441
  2180. <i>Shit. Good luck. A girl that hot?
  2181. She doesn't have to give head.</i>
  2182.  
  2183. 462
  2184. 00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:05,204
  2185. <i>For her, she just wants to go from
  2186. kissing, to naked kissing, to fucking.</i>
  2187.  
  2188. 463
  2189. 00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:08,842
  2190. <i>Or, you know, making love.</i>
  2191.  
  2192. 464
  2193. 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,685
  2194. <i>And when I say
  2195. "making love," I mean...</i>
  2196.  
  2197. 465
  2198. 00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:14,201
  2199. <i>...missionary fucking.</i>
  2200.  
  2201. 466
  2202. 00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:16,931
  2203. <i>No doggie.
  2204. No cowboy.</i>
  2205.  
  2206. 467
  2207. 00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:19,203
  2208. - What the fuck are you doing?
  2209. - Baby!
  2210.  
  2211. 468
  2212. 00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:21,567
  2213. - What the fuck are you doing?
  2214. - I was just reading e-mails.
  2215.  
  2216. 469
  2217. 00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:24,291
  2218. - You weren't. You were watching porno!
  2219. - That's not what that was.
  2220.  
  2221. 470
  2222. 00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:25,720
  2223. - I saw you!
  2224. - But, baby...
  2225.  
  2226. 471
  2227. 00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:27,928
  2228. Don't call me that. Oh, my God!
  2229. That's the most disgusting thing
  2230.  
  2231. 472
  2232. 00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:30,606
  2233. - I've ever seen in my life!
  2234. - Wait, don't go right now, please!
  2235.  
  2236. 473
  2237. 00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:32,683
  2238. I don't even know what that is.
  2239. That's sick...
  2240.  
  2241. 474
  2242. 00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:35,207
  2243. - But, baby, I'm telling you...
  2244. - Don't call me that!
  2245.  
  2246. 475
  2247. 00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:38,045
  2248. OK fine but I'm telling you, that thing
  2249. I was watching was just a joke!
  2250.  
  2251. 476
  2252. 00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:41,767
  2253. Some dumb-ass buddy of mine sent it
  2254. to me as a joke. Come on!
  2255.  
  2256. 477
  2257. 00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:45,208
  2258. You think I'm the kind of guy
  2259. that watches porn?
  2260.  
  2261. 478
  2262. 00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:48,170
  2263. No, you didn't seem like that type.
  2264.  
  2265. 479
  2266. 00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:51,324
  2267. Right. 'Cause fucking losers watch porn,
  2268. guys that can't get laid.
  2269.  
  2270. 480
  2271. 00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:54,927
  2272. Well, no. My friends' boyfriends are
  2273. watching porno on the Internet all the time,
  2274.  
  2275. 481
  2276. 00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:57,242
  2277. - it's fucking disgusting.
  2278. - It's fucking stupid is what that is.
  2279.  
  2280. 482
  2281. 00:33:57,400 --> 00:34:00,643
  2282. Why would they watch porn
  2283. when they can get with a real girl?
  2284.  
  2285. 483
  2286. 00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:03,929
  2287. - So you don't do that normally?
  2288. - No.
  2289.  
  2290. 484
  2291. 00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:06,128
  2292. When was the last time you did that
  2293. before this?
  2294.  
  2295. 485
  2296. 00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:09,284
  2297. I don't even know.
  2298. When I was a kid or something.
  2299.  
  2300. 486
  2301. 00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:11,369
  2302. You're never gonna do it again?
  2303.  
  2304. 487
  2305. 00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:15,320
  2306. No. Why would I?
  2307.  
  2308. 488
  2309. 00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:19,006
  2310. - Promise?
  2311. - I promise.
  2312.  
  2313. 489
  2314. 00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:21,043
  2315. Baby...
  2316.  
  2317. 490
  2318. 00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:23,600
  2319. I love you.
  2320.  
  2321. 491
  2322. 00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:34,168
  2323. Come here.
  2324.  
  2325. 492
  2326. 00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:17,527
  2327. <i>It's not that I can't stop.
  2328. I just figure, why should I?</i>
  2329.  
  2330. 493
  2331. 00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:21,127
  2332. <i>I mean, my girlfriend doesn't like it.
  2333. So she doesn't have to know about it.</i>
  2334.  
  2335. 494
  2336. 00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:25,126
  2337. <i>It's not like I'm cheating on her.
  2338. I don't do it when she's around.</i>
  2339.  
  2340. 495
  2341. 00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:31,171
  2342. <i>And everything's fine.</i>
  2343.  
  2344. 496
  2345. 00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:38,881
  2346. <i>She has been spending a lot of time</i>
  2347. <i>at my place, though. So I looked into it.</i>
  2348.  
  2349. 497
  2350. 00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:43,284
  2351. <i>And it's pretty amazing how easy it is
  2352. to get porn on-the-go these days.</i>
  2353.  
  2354. 498
  2355. 00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:45,922
  2356. <i>So...</i>
  2357.  
  2358. 499
  2359. 00:35:56,240 --> 00:35:59,280
  2360. Excuse me?
  2361. Sorry, were you on your phone?
  2362.  
  2363. 500
  2364. 00:35:59,306 --> 00:36:00,065
  2365. No.
  2366.  
  2367. 501
  2368. 00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:02,362
  2369. - I'm Esther.
  2370. - Good to meet you.
  2371.  
  2372. 502
  2373. 00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:04,522
  2374. - What's your name?
  2375. - Jon.
  2376.  
  2377. 503
  2378. 00:36:04,720 --> 00:36:06,643
  2379. - I hope I'm not bothering you.
  2380. - No, it's fine.
  2381.  
  2382. 504
  2383. 00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:09,326
  2384. I just wanted to apologize.
  2385. I don't know if you remember,
  2386.  
  2387. 505
  2388. 00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:12,649
  2389. you caught me in a kind
  2390. of an inopportune moment last week.
  2391.  
  2392. 506
  2393. 00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:16,441
  2394. - When I was sobbing by the door?
  2395. - Oh! Yeah, sorry, I'm sorry about that.
  2396.  
  2397. 507
  2398. 00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:20,002
  2399. Please, don't. Please, don't you apologize.
  2400. You didn't do anything wrong.
  2401.  
  2402. 508
  2403. 00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:23,004
  2404. - I felt like I should say something.
  2405. - OK. Well...
  2406.  
  2407. 509
  2408. 00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:26,886
  2409. Because I've been thinking about it,
  2410. a lot actually, and I realized that,
  2411.  
  2412. 510
  2413. 00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:30,801
  2414. you know, nobody's seen me
  2415. like that in, like, 6 months,
  2416.  
  2417. 511
  2418. 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,731
  2419. - and it's not like it's a rare...
  2420. - Good evening, everyone.
  2421.  
  2422. 512
  2423. 00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:37,606
  2424. ...a rare occurrence,
  2425. I mean, I do that all the time,
  2426.  
  2427. 513
  2428. 00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:42,243
  2429. I'm crying all the time. It's just
  2430. something that I do in private now.
  2431.  
  2432. 514
  2433. 00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:45,370
  2434. On the one hand,
  2435. you go there when you go there.
  2436.  
  2437. 515
  2438. 00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:48,490
  2439. On the other hand, it's really fucked up
  2440. to keep it hidden, right?
  2441.  
  2442. 516
  2443. 00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:51,411
  2444. That's what became clear to me
  2445. when you startled me.
  2446.  
  2447. 517
  2448. 00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:54,206
  2449. You didn't, you didn't mean
  2450. to startle me, you just walked by,
  2451.  
  2452. 518
  2453. 00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:57,762
  2454. but I just...
  2455. so I wanted to say thank you.
  2456.  
  2457. 519
  2458. 00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:01,527
  2459. Were you... I'm sorry,
  2460. this might be rude,
  2461.  
  2462. 520
  2463. 00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:03,489
  2464. but were you just watching
  2465. people fucking on your phone?
  2466.  
  2467. 521
  2468. 00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:06,530
  2469. - What? No!
  2470. - It's OK if you were. I'm not judging you.
  2471.  
  2472. 522
  2473. 00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:09,684
  2474. - Lady, I'm just here to take this class.
  2475. - Did you just call me "lady"?
  2476.  
  2477. 523
  2478. 00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:12,525
  2479. So you take care.
  2480.  
  2481. 524
  2482. 00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:14,569
  2483. Oh, yeah. Sorry. Say no more.
  2484.  
  2485. 525
  2486. 00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:22,446
  2487. - I'm sorry.
  2488. - No, it's fine.
  2489.  
  2490. 526
  2491. 00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:39,010
  2492. What, are you fucking kidding me?!
  2493. You're fucking kidding me, right?!
  2494.  
  2495. 527
  2496. 00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:40,764
  2497. - Baby!
  2498. - What?
  2499.  
  2500. 528
  2501. 00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:56,930
  2502. I feel like I should leave my jacket
  2503. in the car. Maybe not. Should I bring it?
  2504.  
  2505. 529
  2506. 00:37:57,080 --> 00:37:59,481
  2507. - Yeah, whatever you want.
  2508. - Oh...
  2509.  
  2510. 530
  2511. 00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:01,961
  2512. - I'm nervous. That's all.
  2513. - Why you nervous?
  2514.  
  2515. 531
  2516. 00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:03,531
  2517. - I don't know...
  2518. - You got nothing to be nervous about.
  2519.  
  2520. 532
  2521. 00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:06,570
  2522. You look beautiful.
  2523. God, you look beautiful.
  2524.  
  2525. 533
  2526. 00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:09,161
  2527. Oh.
  2528.  
  2529. 534
  2530. 00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:11,209
  2531. - Are you ready? Go ahead.
  2532. - Yeah. All right.
  2533.  
  2534. 535
  2535. 00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:14,405
  2536. - Hi, Mom.
  2537. - Hi.
  2538.  
  2539. 536
  2540. 00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:18,161
  2541. Oh, hello, hello!
  2542. You must be Barbara.
  2543.  
  2544. 537
  2545. 00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:22,848
  2546. - Hi, Mrs. Martello. Here, for you.
  2547. - Thank you, and please call me Angie.
  2548.  
  2549. 538
  2550. 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:28,689
  2551. Come in, come in. Jon! Jonny's here!
  2552. Come say hello to your son!
  2553.  
  2554. 539
  2555. 00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:31,730
  2556. - Please.
  2557. - Let me get by you there, babe.
  2558.  
  2559. 540
  2560. 00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:36,568
  2561. Dad? I would like you to meet Barbara.
  2562. Baby, this is my dad.
  2563.  
  2564. 541
  2565. 00:38:36,720 --> 00:38:39,485
  2566. - Hi, Mr. Martello.
  2567. - Hey, good to meet you.
  2568.  
  2569. 542
  2570. 00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:42,246
  2571. - Jesus Christ!
  2572. - Jon!
  2573.  
  2574. 543
  2575. 00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:45,688
  2576. Oh, I... I wasn't expecting such
  2577. a lovely lady, that's all.
  2578.  
  2579. 544
  2580. 00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:48,690
  2581. Thank you. It's so nice
  2582. to finally meet you both.
  2583.  
  2584. 545
  2585. 00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:50,888
  2586. My pleasure, my pleasure.
  2587.  
  2588. 546
  2589. 00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:54,362
  2590. Well, please sit down
  2591. and I will be right back.
  2592.  
  2593. 547
  2594. 00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:58,201
  2595. - Can I help you with anything at all?
  2596. - Oh! I love her already.
  2597.  
  2598. 548
  2599. 00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:01,967
  2600. - Yes, please, sweetie, come on.
  2601. - You want me to take that, babe?
  2602.  
  2603. 549
  2604. 00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:06,126
  2605. - Hey, hey, Jonny-boy!
  2606. - She's cute, right?
  2607.  
  2608. 550
  2609. 00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:08,322
  2610. Are you fucking kidding me?
  2611. You didn't tell me you were bringing home
  2612.  
  2613. 551
  2614. 00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:11,723
  2615. - a piece of ass like that!
  2616. - I told you she was the most beautiful thing
  2617.  
  2618. 552
  2619. 00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:14,690
  2620. - I've ever seen in my life.
  2621. - Yeah, you told me, but I mean,
  2622.  
  2623. 553
  2624. 00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:16,683
  2625. Jesus Christ, those tits!
  2626. They're real?
  2627.  
  2628. 554
  2629. 00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:20,447
  2630. - Yeah, they're real.
  2631. - Oh! Fuck me!
  2632.  
  2633. 555
  2634. 00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:24,241
  2635. - Did you clear the table?
  2636. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here, here, honey.
  2637.  
  2638. 556
  2639. 00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:27,483
  2640. Let me move this here,
  2641. so you can put that right there.
  2642.  
  2643. 557
  2644. 00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:30,962
  2645. - Right here?
  2646. - Right there. That's perfect.
  2647.  
  2648. 558
  2649. 00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:36,883
  2650. So tell me.
  2651. Tell me, how did it go?
  2652.  
  2653. 559
  2654. 00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:39,884
  2655. I was out with some girlfriends.
  2656. We went to see some band.
  2657.  
  2658. 560
  2659. 00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:42,008
  2660. Back then you used to see bands
  2661. when you went out.
  2662.  
  2663. 561
  2664. 00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:45,642
  2665. - Honey, what band was it?
  2666. - You think I remember?
  2667.  
  2668. 562
  2669. 00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:48,849
  2670. It was 28 years ago,
  2671. and I didn't even give a shit then.
  2672.  
  2673. 563
  2674. 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,082
  2675. Anyway, I saw him early in the night,
  2676.  
  2677. 564
  2678. 00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:54,250
  2679. I don't know if he saw me till later,
  2680. but I saw him.
  2681.  
  2682. 565
  2683. 00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:57,131
  2684. And I saw her, you couldn't miss her.
  2685.  
  2686. 566
  2687. 00:39:57,280 --> 00:40:00,284
  2688. - She was like you.
  2689. - Thank you.
  2690.  
  2691. 567
  2692. 00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:02,761
  2693. - You know what I said?
  2694. - Listen to this.
  2695.  
  2696. 568
  2697. 00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:07,602
  2698. I said right then,
  2699. right when I saw her, I said...
  2700.  
  2701. 569
  2702. 00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:09,370
  2703. ..."That's mine."
  2704.  
  2705. 570
  2706. 00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:13,241
  2707. - Oh, God.
  2708. - Yup. And he was right.
  2709.  
  2710. 571
  2711. 00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:15,129
  2712. Can you... Well, that's beautiful.
  2713.  
  2714. 572
  2715. 00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:18,523
  2716. - Oh! Big play! Look at that!
  2717. - OK, Jon.
  2718.  
  2719. 573
  2720. 00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:20,887
  2721. - All right, Dad.
  2722. - All right, yeah.
  2723.  
  2724. 574
  2725. 00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:24,647
  2726. - Good job, big guy.
  2727. - Sweetie, so nice to meet you.
  2728.  
  2729. 575
  2730. 00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:28,361
  2731. - Bye, Mr. Martello.
  2732. - Please call me Jon.
  2733.  
  2734. 576
  2735. 00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:29,965
  2736. OK, Mom.
  2737.  
  2738. 577
  2739. 00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:32,251
  2740. - All right, babe?
  2741. - Oh! Bye.
  2742.  
  2743. 578
  2744. 00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:33,401
  2745. - Bye-bye.
  2746. - Bye.
  2747.  
  2748. 579
  2749. 00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:35,881
  2750. - Bye-bye.
  2751. - Drive safe.
  2752.  
  2753. 580
  2754. 00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:41,607
  2755. - I love her! I love her!
  2756. - Pretty good, huh? Not bad at all.
  2757.  
  2758. 581
  2759. 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,571
  2760. <i>In the name of the Father, the Son
  2761. and the Holy Spirit, Amen.</i>
  2762.  
  2763. 582
  2764. 00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:04,371
  2765. <i>- Amen. Bless you, my son.
  2766. - Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.</i>
  2767.  
  2768. 583
  2769. 00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:06,210
  2770. <i>It has been one week
  2771. since my last confession.</i>
  2772.  
  2773. 584
  2774. 00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:07,401
  2775. <i>Tell me your sins.</i>
  2776.  
  2777. 585
  2778. 00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:12,088
  2779. Since last Sunday, I had sexual
  2780. intercourse out of wedlock seven times.
  2781.  
  2782. 586
  2783. 00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:15,762
  2784. But... I stopped watching porn.
  2785.  
  2786. 587
  2787. 00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:19,925
  2788. Yeah, no more of that,
  2789. just the intercourse now.
  2790.  
  2791. 588
  2792. 00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:21,690
  2793. So...
  2794.  
  2795. 589
  2796. 00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:24,969
  2797. For these and all the sins
  2798. of my life, I am sorry.
  2799.  
  2800. 590
  2801. 00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:28,010
  2802. - 5 Lord's Prayers and 5 Hail Marys.
  2803. - Thank you, Father.
  2804.  
  2805. 591
  2806. 00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:30,891
  2807. <i>Through the ministry of the Church,
  2808. may God give you pardon and peace,</i>
  2809.  
  2810. 592
  2811. 00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:33,611
  2812. and I absolve you from your sins
  2813. in the name of the Father, of the Son
  2814.  
  2815. 593
  2816. 00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:35,848
  2817. - and the Holy Spirit.
  2818. - Amen.
  2819.  
  2820. 594
  2821. 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:40,563
  2822. Very good. OK, when we come back,
  2823. we'll go over employee personality testing.
  2824.  
  2825. 595
  2826. 00:41:40,720 --> 00:41:42,802
  2827. Go ahead, take a break.
  2828.  
  2829. 596
  2830. 00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:49,209
  2831. - Hi. Mind if I sit down?
  2832. - You know, actually, I...
  2833.  
  2834. 597
  2835. 00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:51,004
  2836. - I brought you something.
  2837. - You what?
  2838.  
  2839. 598
  2840. 00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:52,491
  2841. - What's that?
  2842. - Here. Open it.
  2843.  
  2844. 599
  2845. 00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:54,802
  2846. - I don't want to take that from you.
  2847. - No, no, open it.
  2848.  
  2849. 600
  2850. 00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:57,281
  2851. It's something silly.
  2852. It's a little thing. Go ahead.
  2853.  
  2854. 601
  2855. 00:41:57,440 --> 00:41:59,124
  2856. All right. I'll open it.
  2857.  
  2858. 602
  2859. 00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:03,401
  2860. - What the fuck is this?
  2861. - It's actually pretty good.
  2862.  
  2863. 603
  2864. 00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:05,562
  2865. - What is the matter with you?
  2866. - Have you seen it?
  2867.  
  2868. 604
  2869. 00:42:05,720 --> 00:42:07,802
  2870. - Are you crazy?
  2871. - It was made by this Danish woman
  2872.  
  2873. 605
  2874. 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:12,801
  2875. in the '70s. It's probably not what you're
  2876. used to looking at, but it's pretty hot.
  2877.  
  2878. 606
  2879. 00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:16,328
  2880. OK. Look, I have a girlfriend, all right?
  2881. So...
  2882.  
  2883. 607
  2884. 00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:20,610
  2885. I'm sorry, did you think I was
  2886. hitting on you? Because I'm not.
  2887.  
  2888. 608
  2889. 00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:21,886
  2890. Will you just take this?
  2891.  
  2892. 609
  2893. 00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:24,850
  2894. I didn't mean for it to be such a big thing.
  2895. I thought you could use something better
  2896.  
  2897. 610
  2898. 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,002
  2899. than that shit you're
  2900. watching on your phone.
  2901.  
  2902. 611
  2903. 00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:29,891
  2904. Am I right?
  2905.  
  2906. 612
  2907. 00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:33,010
  2908. If you have a girlfriend,
  2909. why are you watching dirty movies?
  2910.  
  2911. 613
  2912. 00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:35,640
  2913. - What?
  2914. - I'm just asking.
  2915.  
  2916. 614
  2917. 00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:38,644
  2918. - You're fucking weird, you know that?
  2919. - I don't entirely disagree,
  2920.  
  2921. 615
  2922. 00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:40,450
  2923. but you're the one who's gonna
  2924. pretend you're texting
  2925.  
  2926. 616
  2927. 00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:42,807
  2928. while you watch people pretend
  2929. they're fucking on your phone!
  2930.  
  2931. 617
  2932. 00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:44,803
  2933. Lady the shit I watch on here,
  2934. they're not pretending.
  2935.  
  2936. 618
  2937. 00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:47,406
  2938. Of course they are.
  2939.  
  2940. 619
  2941. 00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:58,247
  2942. Forgive us our trespasses...
  2943.  
  2944. 620
  2945. 00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:01,961
  2946. ...as we forgive those...
  2947. who trespass against us...
  2948.  
  2949. 621
  2950. 00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:06,967
  2951. ...and lead us not...
  2952. into temptation...
  2953.  
  2954. 622
  2955. 00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:08,565
  2956. ...but deliver us from evil...
  2957.  
  2958. 623
  2959. 00:43:08,720 --> 00:43:10,290
  2960. - Baby?
  2961. - Huh?
  2962.  
  2963. 624
  2964. 00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:12,687
  2965. What are you doing?
  2966. You talking to yourself?
  2967.  
  2968. 625
  2969. 00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:15,840
  2970. - Yo, Jonny, you coming out tonight?
  2971. - That's dubious.
  2972.  
  2973. 626
  2974. 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,128
  2975. I'm gonna still wait for Barbara to call.
  2976. We're gonna meet up for dinner.
  2977.  
  2978. 627
  2979. 00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:20,721
  2980. - This fucking guy. Come on!
  2981. - What did you think he was gonna say?
  2982.  
  2983. 628
  2984. 00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:23,531
  2985. I don't know I thought maybe he still had a pair
  2986. of balls hanging between his legs.
  2987.  
  2988. 629
  2989. 00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:26,604
  2990. You sound so fucking stupid to me
  2991. right now, I feel sorry for you.
  2992.  
  2993. 630
  2994. 00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:28,524
  2995. - Fuck you Jon.
  2996. - I do. I feel sorry for you.
  2997.  
  2998. 631
  2999. 00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:31,251
  3000. You never been in love before, so you don't
  3001. know what you're talking about.
  3002.  
  3003. 632
  3004. 00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:33,448
  3005. Hold up. Wait a minute.
  3006. In love?
  3007.  
  3008. 633
  3009. 00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:36,046
  3010. Yeah, When you really love a girl,
  3011. there's a lot that goes into it.
  3012.  
  3013. 634
  3014. 00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:38,043
  3015. - You're saying you love her?
  3016. - Of course I love her.
  3017.  
  3018. 635
  3019. 00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:41,010
  3020. - I never heard you say you loved her.
  3021. - You weren't paying attention bro.
  3022.  
  3023. 636
  3024. 00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:44,050
  3025. I've been in love with this girl
  3026. since the first time I saw her.
  3027.  
  3028. 637
  3029. 00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:46,168
  3030. Why would I wanna go out
  3031. and try to pull randoms?
  3032.  
  3033. 638
  3034. 00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:48,288
  3035. None of 'em are gonna
  3036. look as good as my girl,
  3037.  
  3038. 639
  3039. 00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:50,169
  3040. none of 'em are gonna fuck me
  3041. as good as my girl.
  3042.  
  3043. 640
  3044. 00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:52,049
  3045. - Really?
  3046. - Yeah, really.
  3047.  
  3048. 641
  3049. 00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:54,441
  3050. - So she's good?
  3051. - What did I just say? Yeah, she's good.
  3052.  
  3053. 642
  3054. 00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:56,489
  3055. - She's the best.
  3056. - So you titty-fuck her?
  3057.  
  3058. 643
  3059. 00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:59,928
  3060. Bro, she lets me do
  3061. whatever the fuck I want.
  3062.  
  3063. 644
  3064. 00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:02,731
  3065. This is what I'm trying to tell you,
  3066. if you would listen to me.
  3067.  
  3068. 645
  3069. 00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:06,680
  3070. I'm telling you guys something.
  3071. You be a man, you do the right thing,
  3072.  
  3073. 646
  3074. 00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:09,889
  3075. you find the right girl
  3076. and you treat her the right way?
  3077.  
  3078. 647
  3079. 00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:13,323
  3080. Watch what happens.
  3081. Best sex of your life.
  3082.  
  3083. 648
  3084. 00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:14,481
  3085. Hey, baby.
  3086.  
  3087. 649
  3088. 00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:16,404
  3089. - Hey.
  3090. - Hi.
  3091.  
  3092. 650
  3093. 00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:20,922
  3094. - I love it when you wear this shit.
  3095. - Oh, you're crazy.
  3096.  
  3097. 651
  3098. 00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:26,089
  3099. - You good?
  3100. - Yeah. You order anything yet?
  3101.  
  3102. 652
  3103. 00:44:26,240 --> 00:44:28,641
  3104. - No, I waited for you.
  3105. - Sweet.
  3106.  
  3107. 653
  3108. 00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:33,088
  3109. - Oh, fuck!
  3110. - Who's that?
  3111.  
  3112. 654
  3113. 00:44:33,240 --> 00:44:36,722
  3114. It's Linda.
  3115. She's been fighting with Chris.
  3116.  
  3117. 655
  3118. 00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:38,882
  3119. I don't think they're gonna work out.
  3120.  
  3121. 656
  3122. 00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:41,964
  3123. - You remember Linda and Chris, yeah?
  3124. - Yeah, yeah.
  3125.  
  3126. 657
  3127. 00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:45,727
  3128. - I thought they were cute together, no?
  3129. - Sure. They seemed pretty good.
  3130.  
  3131. 658
  3132. 00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:49,327
  3133. She's 28 years old. She put like
  3134. 4 years into the guy already. It's terrible.
  3135.  
  3136. 659
  3137. 00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:54,049
  3138. - How did you get off work tonight?
  3139. - I got Stevie to cover my shift.
  3140.  
  3141. 660
  3142. 00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:56,567
  3143. - Stevie?
  3144. - Yeah, he needed the hours.
  3145.  
  3146. 661
  3147. 00:44:56,720 --> 00:45:00,008
  3148. - I don't think I know Stevie, no?
  3149. - No, I don't think you ever met him.
  3150.  
  3151. 662
  3152. 00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:03,881
  3153. - Oh! I wish somebody would cover for me.
  3154. - See? What did I tell you?
  3155.  
  3156. 663
  3157. 00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:06,042
  3158. The service industry,
  3159. it's not a bad thing.
  3160.  
  3161. 664
  3162. 00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:08,089
  3163. Come on, you're gonna look so good
  3164. in a suit.
  3165.  
  3166. 665
  3167. 00:45:08,240 --> 00:45:10,447
  3168. - I don't know.
  3169. - What? Please.
  3170.  
  3171. 666
  3172. 00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:12,290
  3173. If Armando can do it,
  3174. that man is such an asshole.
  3175.  
  3176. 667
  3177. 00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:19,091
  3178. He treats women like they're trash,
  3179. but... he makes 6 figures.
  3180.  
  3181. 668
  3182. 00:45:19,240 --> 00:45:22,767
  3183. Well, he's got a pretty great life, no?
  3184. if he could do it, you could do it.
  3185.  
  3186. 669
  3187. 00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:28,847
  3188. Hey, baby. You're a winner, right?
  3189. You respect people.
  3190.  
  3191. 670
  3192. 00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:31,325
  3193. You listen to people.
  3194.  
  3195. 671
  3196. 00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:34,484
  3197. - You think so?
  3198. - I know so, mister.
  3199.  
  3200. 672
  3201. 00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:57,445
  3202. Fucking 'caused it! Fuck!
  3203.  
  3204. 673
  3205. 00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:47,206
  3206. Hi, babe.
  3207.  
  3208. 674
  3209. 00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:50,682
  3210. I don't know which ones to get.
  3211. Baby, what do you think?
  3212.  
  3213. 675
  3214. 00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:53,764
  3215. That depends.
  3216. You gonna drill into your wall?
  3217.  
  3218. 676
  3219. 00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:55,524
  3220. I don't know.
  3221.  
  3222. 677
  3223. 00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:58,445
  3224. - You don't have a drill, do you?
  3225. - No.
  3226.  
  3227. 678
  3228. 00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:01,570
  3229. Nah, I didn't think so.
  3230. My dad has got a pretty good one.
  3231.  
  3232. 679
  3233. 00:47:01,720 --> 00:47:04,087
  3234. If you want me,
  3235. I can borrow his, I'll do it for you.
  3236.  
  3237. 680
  3238. 00:47:04,240 --> 00:47:08,086
  3239. - You gonna drill into my wall for me?
  3240. - Whatever you want, babe.
  3241.  
  3242. 681
  3243. 00:47:10,720 --> 00:47:13,690
  3244. Listen you decide what color.
  3245. I'm gonna meet you at the registers.
  3246.  
  3247. 682
  3248. 00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:15,968
  3249. I just wanna pick up a few things
  3250. in cleaning products.
  3251.  
  3252. 683
  3253. 00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:17,121
  3254. Where are you going?
  3255.  
  3256. 684
  3257. 00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:18,850
  3258. - What?
  3259. - Where are you going?
  3260.  
  3261. 685
  3262. 00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:21,002
  3263. I'm almost out of Swiffer pads.
  3264. I'm gonna pick a few up.
  3265.  
  3266. 686
  3267. 00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:22,685
  3268. - What pads?
  3269. - For the Swiffer.
  3270.  
  3271. 687
  3272. 00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:25,446
  3273. - I don't know what that is.
  3274. - You don't know the Swiffer?
  3275.  
  3276. 688
  3277. 00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:27,443
  3278. - What is that? No.
  3279. - Seriously? Babe it's the best.
  3280.  
  3281. 689
  3282. 00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:29,489
  3283. You gotta try it.
  3284. What do you do for your floors?
  3285.  
  3286. 690
  3287. 00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:32,007
  3288. You got those nice floors at your place.
  3289. What, do you mop?
  3290.  
  3291. 691
  3292. 00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:35,249
  3293. - No.
  3294. - What do you do?
  3295.  
  3296. 692
  3297. 00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:39,086
  3298. - I don't know. I sweep it up with a broom.
  3299. - No, I mean to really clean it.
  3300.  
  3301. 693
  3302. 00:47:39,240 --> 00:47:42,687
  3303. - I don't know. The housekeeper does it.
  3304. - Oh, right.
  3305.  
  3306. 694
  3307. 00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:45,326
  3308. - Listen, I'll just be a second, OK?
  3309. - No, no, no. Come here.
  3310.  
  3311. 695
  3312. 00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:48,563
  3313. - What?
  3314. - You're not gonna go buy a mop right now.
  3315.  
  3316. 696
  3317. 00:47:48,760 --> 00:47:51,127
  3318. - It's embarrassing.
  3319. - No, I told you, it's not a mop.
  3320.  
  3321. 697
  3322. 00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:52,645
  3323. - It's these pads.
  3324. - I don't care.
  3325.  
  3326. 698
  3327. 00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:54,689
  3328. You shouldn't be doing
  3329. your own housework anyway.
  3330.  
  3331. 699
  3332. 00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:56,649
  3333. - Why not?
  3334. - 'Cause you're a grown man.
  3335.  
  3336. 700
  3337. 00:47:56,800 --> 00:48:00,168
  3338. - You shouldn't be cleaning your own floors.
  3339. - Why? I enjoy doing it.
  3340.  
  3341. 701
  3342. 00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:02,607
  3343. Look you know what? I'll call Rosa.
  3344. She'll do your place.
  3345.  
  3346. 702
  3347. 00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:05,127
  3348. - Who?
  3349. - Rosa, my cleaning lady, she's great.
  3350.  
  3351. 703
  3352. 00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:07,851
  3353. Babe, no.
  3354. Thanks, but I like doing it myself.
  3355.  
  3356. 704
  3357. 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,162
  3358. Well are you kidding me?
  3359. Come on. You don't got to be doing that.
  3360.  
  3361. 705
  3362. 00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:13,330
  3363. Babe she won't do it right anyway.
  3364. You gotta vacuum my carpet a certain way,
  3365.  
  3366. 706
  3367. 00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:15,642
  3368. - or else it looks...
  3369. - Don't talk about vacuuming in front of me. Come on.
  3370.  
  3371. 707
  3372. 00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:18,485
  3373. - Why? What's wrong?
  3374. - Why? Because it's not sexy, that's why.
  3375.  
  3376. 708
  3377. 00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:20,688
  3378. Babe you're not listening to me.
  3379. I like my place, OK?
  3380.  
  3381. 709
  3382. 00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:22,285
  3383. I'm proud of it,
  3384. I like to take care of it.
  3385.  
  3386. 710
  3387. 00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:25,011
  3388. I don't care. We're not having
  3389. this discussion right now.
  3390.  
  3391. 711
  3392. 00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:26,844
  3393. Listen there's only a few things
  3394. I really care about...
  3395.  
  3396. 712
  3397. 00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:29,401
  3398. We're not talking about this anymore.
  3399.  
  3400. 713
  3401. 00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:37,481
  3402. - Fine, let's drop it.
  3403. - Good.
  3404.  
  3405. 714
  3406. 00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:42,209
  3407. Those ones.
  3408.  
  3409. 715
  3410. 00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:44,889
  3411. - You want those?
  3412. - Yeah.
  3413.  
  3414. 716
  3415. 00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,002
  3416. Come here. Listen to me.
  3417.  
  3418. 717
  3419. 00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:53,562
  3420. When we're living together,
  3421. you're not...
  3422.  
  3423. 718
  3424. 00:48:53,720 --> 00:48:56,690
  3425. ...going to be doing... any cleaning.
  3426.  
  3427. 719
  3428. 00:48:57,840 --> 00:48:59,490
  3429. Come on.
  3430.  
  3431. 720
  3432. 00:49:12,240 --> 00:49:13,127
  3433. Jon?
  3434.  
  3435. 721
  3436. 00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:16,450
  3437. Excuse me. Look, I know you don't
  3438. wanna talk to me.
  3439.  
  3440. 722
  3441. 00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:18,529
  3442. I would leave you alone,
  3443. but I swear to God,
  3444.  
  3445. 723
  3446. 00:49:18,720 --> 00:49:20,722
  3447. I just fell asleep during
  3448. that entire class.
  3449.  
  3450. 724
  3451. 00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:24,202
  3452. The whole fucking thing.
  3453. Can I copy your notes?
  3454.  
  3455. 725
  3456. 00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:27,364
  3457. I'd ask somebody else, but everyone
  3458. in the class are like children.
  3459.  
  3460. 726
  3461. 00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:31,684
  3462. I'm not calling you old.
  3463. It'll take like 5 minutes...
  3464.  
  3465. 727
  3466. 00:49:31,840 --> 00:49:33,888
  3467. - Do you mind?
  3468. - Fine.
  3469.  
  3470. 728
  3471. 00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:37,765
  3472. Thank you so much. Look do you wanna
  3473. go somewhere? There's a cafe...
  3474.  
  3475. 729
  3476. 00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:40,400
  3477. My girlfriend's waiting
  3478. at home, so...
  3479.  
  3480. 730
  3481. 00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:43,450
  3482. Oh. OK, well, then I'll...
  3483. OK, I'll do this.
  3484.  
  3485. 731
  3486. 00:49:51,720 --> 00:49:55,850
  3487. I really shouldn't get so high after
  3488. lunch if I'm gonna be coming here later.
  3489.  
  3490. 732
  3491. 00:49:57,640 --> 00:50:00,007
  3492. You're probably right.
  3493.  
  3494. 733
  3495. 00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:03,209
  3496. It is pretty boring,
  3497. don't you think?
  3498.  
  3499. 734
  3500. 00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:04,805
  3501. What?
  3502.  
  3503. 735
  3504. 00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:07,929
  3505. I said this class is
  3506. pretty fucking boring.
  3507.  
  3508. 736
  3509. 00:50:07,955 --> 00:50:08,831
  3510. Oh. Yep.
  3511.  
  3512. 737
  3513. 00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:11,167
  3514. Like they're teaching
  3515. you to be a robot.
  3516.  
  3517. 738
  3518. 00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:17,849
  3519. - Why are you here?
  3520. - Hm?
  3521.  
  3522. 739
  3523. 00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:21,368
  3524. - Why did you pick this class?
  3525. - I didn't.
  3526.  
  3527. 740
  3528. 00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:23,568
  3529. What?
  3530.  
  3531. 741
  3532. 00:50:23,720 --> 00:50:27,247
  3533. No, it seemed like a good idea.
  3534. I'm in the service industry now.
  3535.  
  3536. 742
  3537. 00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:29,687
  3538. - You mean you're a waiter?
  3539. - No.
  3540.  
  3541. 743
  3542. 00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:32,247
  3543. - Bartender?
  3544. - Yeah, so, if you wanna move up,
  3545.  
  3546. 744
  3547. 00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:34,050
  3548. - you gotta go to school.
  3549. - Right.
  3550.  
  3551. 745
  3552. 00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:39,570
  3553. But what do you mean you
  3554. didn't pick this class?
  3555.  
  3556. 746
  3557. 00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:42,650
  3558. - No, I did.
  3559. - Did somebody pick it for you?
  3560.  
  3561. 747
  3562. 00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:45,201
  3563. - No!
  3564. - Was it your parents or your girlfriend?
  3565.  
  3566. 748
  3567. 00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:47,010
  3568. - What is it with you? Huh?
  3569. - No, I just...
  3570.  
  3571. 749
  3572. 00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:49,322
  3573. - I was wondering...
  3574. - I'm doing something polite...
  3575.  
  3576. 750
  3577. 00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:51,807
  3578. That's mine.
  3579.  
  3580. 751
  3581. 00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:54,361
  3582. OK. Sorry.
  3583.  
  3584. 752
  3585. 00:50:58,080 --> 00:51:00,811
  3586. Jesus!
  3587.  
  3588. 753
  3589. 00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:05,204
  3590. Oh, man! Oh, God!
  3591.  
  3592. 754
  3593. 00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:14,841
  3594. - Hey, baby.
  3595. - Hi, Jon.
  3596.  
  3597. 755
  3598. 00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:16,923
  3599. What's wrong?
  3600.  
  3601. 756
  3602. 00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:20,441
  3603. Remember when we first
  3604. started dating?
  3605.  
  3606. 757
  3607. 00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:24,446
  3608. What's the one thing I asked?
  3609. I said, "Don't lie to me."
  3610.  
  3611. 758
  3612. 00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:28,122
  3613. - All right, who's talking shit about me?
  3614. - Nobody said anything.
  3615.  
  3616. 759
  3617. 00:51:28,280 --> 00:51:32,763
  3618. - You gotta help me out...
  3619. - You looked at 46 porno sites today, Jon.
  3620.  
  3621. 760
  3622. 00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:35,082
  3623. - Just today.
  3624. - I don't know what you're talking about.
  3625.  
  3626. 761
  3627. 00:51:35,240 --> 00:51:37,766
  3628. - Don't fucking lie to me!
  3629. - I don't know who told you that!
  3630.  
  3631. 762
  3632. 00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:40,287
  3633. Nobody said anything.
  3634. It's right there in your history!
  3635.  
  3636. 763
  3637. 00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:43,808
  3638. All you do is look at porno.
  3639. That's all you fucking do!
  3640.  
  3641. 764
  3642. 00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:48,249
  3643. - Wait, wait. My what?
  3644. - It's in your history.
  3645.  
  3646. 765
  3647. 00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:50,641
  3648. In your browser?
  3649.  
  3650. 766
  3651. 00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:53,406
  3652. Come on, don't tell me you don't
  3653. know what your history is.
  3654.  
  3655. 767
  3656. 00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:56,404
  3657. No. Of course you don't, 'cause if
  3658. you did, you would have erased it,
  3659.  
  3660. 768
  3661. 00:51:56,560 --> 00:51:57,971
  3662. like a good little phony. Here.
  3663.  
  3664. 769
  3665. 00:51:58,120 --> 00:52:02,523
  3666. There. Go ahead, look. Go ahead.
  3667.  
  3668. 770
  3669. 00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:10,291
  3670. - Baby, I...
  3671. - Please, no, don't call me that.
  3672.  
  3673. 771
  3674. 00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:13,165
  3675. - I love you.
  3676. - Don't ever say that to me, ever again.
  3677.  
  3678. 772
  3679. 00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:15,766
  3680. - What do you want me to say?
  3681. - What do I want you to say?
  3682.  
  3683. 773
  3684. 00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:19,561
  3685. How about, "I'm sorry I've been
  3686. lying to you since the first day
  3687.  
  3688. 774
  3689. 00:52:19,720 --> 00:52:21,051
  3690. that we started dating"?
  3691. How about that?
  3692.  
  3693. 775
  3694. 00:52:21,240 --> 00:52:24,722
  3695. - I'm sorry. I am.
  3696. - How about, "I'm sorry I have more sex
  3697.  
  3698. 776
  3699. 00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:26,484
  3700. with that thing
  3701. than I do with my girlfriend"?
  3702.  
  3703. 777
  3704. 00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:30,042
  3705. First of all, everybody
  3706. watches porn, OK? All guys.
  3707.  
  3708. 778
  3709. 00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:32,248
  3710. Any guy tells you he doesn't watch porn
  3711. is lying to you.
  3712.  
  3713. 779
  3714. 00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:34,050
  3715. - You are so full of shit!
  3716. - Second of all...
  3717.  
  3718. 780
  3719. 00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:37,647
  3720. - You are full of shit!
  3721. - Second of all, you know damn well
  3722.  
  3723. 781
  3724. 00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:39,922
  3725. - we do it all the fucking time!
  3726. - Yeah, I know we do.
  3727.  
  3728. 782
  3729. 00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:42,447
  3730. - Whenever you want!
  3731. - So what the fuck is wrong with you?
  3732.  
  3733. 783
  3734. 00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:45,080
  3735. What the fuck are you doing?
  3736. How do you watch that shit?
  3737.  
  3738. 784
  3739. 00:52:45,240 --> 00:52:47,368
  3740. I don't know! OK?
  3741. I don't know!
  3742.  
  3743. 785
  3744. 00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:50,291
  3745. How do you watch all the stupid
  3746. fucking movies you watch?
  3747.  
  3748. 786
  3749. 00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:52,044
  3750. How do I watch movies?
  3751. What are you talking about?
  3752.  
  3753. 787
  3754. 00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:54,806
  3755. I'm saying, you probably watch
  3756. that shit as much as I watch porn.
  3757.  
  3758. 788
  3759. 00:52:54,960 --> 00:52:56,644
  3760. What are you saying?
  3761. That has nothing to do with anything!
  3762.  
  3763. 789
  3764. 00:52:56,800 --> 00:53:00,566
  3765. - I'm just saying...
  3766. - Jon, movies and porno are different! Jon
  3767.  
  3768. 790
  3769. 00:53:00,720 --> 00:53:03,405
  3770. - They give awards for movies!
  3771. - They give awards for porn too.
  3772.  
  3773. 791
  3774. 00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:05,801
  3775. Shut up!
  3776. Shut the fuck up!
  3777.  
  3778. 792
  3779. 00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:13,048
  3780. I can't believe we're
  3781. talking about this.
  3782.  
  3783. 793
  3784. 00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:15,202
  3785. I'm sorry. Jesus.
  3786. Look, stop it.
  3787.  
  3788. 794
  3789. 00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:18,045
  3790. I don't know,
  3791. I don't know what's wrong with me.
  3792.  
  3793. 795
  3794. 00:53:26,720 --> 00:53:30,645
  3795. I'm sorry, OK? I... I'm sorry.
  3796. I am so sorry...
  3797.  
  3798. 796
  3799. 00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:38,526
  3800. I really liked you, you know?
  3801.  
  3802. 797
  3803. 00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:49,123
  3804. I thought you were different.
  3805.  
  3806. 798
  3807. 00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:51,044
  3808. But you're not.
  3809.  
  3810. 799
  3811. 00:54:13,920 --> 00:54:17,208
  3812. <i>So up until now,
  3813. my record was 10 in one day.</i>
  3814.  
  3815. 800
  3816. 00:54:17,360 --> 00:54:21,365
  3817. <i>And for a long time, I thought I'd
  3818. never beat that. But today...</i>
  3819.  
  3820. 801
  3821. 00:54:21,520 --> 00:54:24,330
  3822. <i>...I hit 11.</i>
  3823.  
  3824. 802
  3825. 00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:29,882
  3826. <i>And you know, when I have great
  3827. fucking days like this,</i>
  3828.  
  3829. 803
  3830. 00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:34,568
  3831. <i>it just reminds me how much
  3832. I love being single.</i>
  3833.  
  3834. 804
  3835. 00:54:34,720 --> 00:54:37,371
  3836. <i>I do what I want, when I want.</i>
  3837.  
  3838. 805
  3839. 00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:39,761
  3840. <i>I don't have to flake
  3841. on my friends anymore.</i>
  3842.  
  3843. 806
  3844. 00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:43,971
  3845. <i>I don't have to waste my time
  3846. in a fucking classroom.</i>
  3847.  
  3848. 807
  3849. 00:54:44,120 --> 00:54:48,125
  3850. <i>It just feels good, like...
  3851. like I got my own life back.</i>
  3852.  
  3853. 808
  3854. 00:54:50,040 --> 00:54:54,329
  3855. <i>I mean, you think I could have hit 11 when</i>
  3856. <i>I was with Barbara? No! Definitely not.</i>
  3857.  
  3858. 809
  3859. 00:54:56,680 --> 00:54:58,921
  3860. <i>So...</i>
  3861.  
  3862. 810
  3863. 00:55:16,240 --> 00:55:19,722
  3864. - Jonny-boy!
  3865. - Jesus, bro, I can smell it on you already.
  3866.  
  3867. 811
  3868. 00:55:19,920 --> 00:55:22,446
  3869. - You got to catch up, baby!
  3870. - You mean I got to buy your poor ass
  3871.  
  3872. 812
  3873. 00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:25,285
  3874. - a fucking drink?
  3875. - Yo, the Don mad anxious tonight.
  3876.  
  3877. 813
  3878. 00:55:25,440 --> 00:55:27,010
  3879. - Fuck you!
  3880. - Where's wife?
  3881.  
  3882. 814
  3883. 00:55:27,160 --> 00:55:29,766
  3884. - Fuck that bitch.
  3885. - Oh, shit!
  3886.  
  3887. 815
  3888. 00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:31,331
  3889. - Damn, OK!
  3890. - All right.
  3891.  
  3892. 816
  3893. 00:55:31,480 --> 00:55:35,769
  3894. You can't have this one, 'cause I
  3895. saw her first, but check out pink.
  3896.  
  3897. 817
  3898. 00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:38,810
  3899. Yeah. She's all right.
  3900.  
  3901. 818
  3902. 00:55:57,080 --> 00:55:59,686
  3903. - Hey, fuck you, buddy!
  3904. - Fuck you!
  3905.  
  3906. 819
  3907. 00:55:59,840 --> 00:56:04,323
  3908. What'd you say? Huh?
  3909. What the fuck did you just say?! Hey!
  3910.  
  3911. 820
  3912. 00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:07,211
  3913. You wanna say some shit? Let's hear it,
  3914. you fat fuck! What did you say?!
  3915.  
  3916. 821
  3917. 00:56:07,360 --> 00:56:12,082
  3918. - I said fuck you!
  3919. - Fuck me, huh? Fuck me?
  3920.  
  3921. 822
  3922. 00:56:12,240 --> 00:56:16,370
  3923. Is that what you said?!
  3924. Huh? Huh? You fuck! Ah!
  3925.  
  3926. 823
  3927. 00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:20,007
  3928. Fuck! Goddamn it! Fuck!
  3929.  
  3930. 824
  3931. 00:56:35,480 --> 00:56:37,687
  3932. <i>In the name of the Father,
  3933. the Son and the Holy Spirit. Amen.</i>
  3934.  
  3935. 825
  3936. 00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:40,571
  3937. <i>- Amen. Bless you, my son.
  3938. - Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.</i>
  3939.  
  3940. 826
  3941. 00:56:40,720 --> 00:56:42,165
  3942. <i>It has been one week
  3943. since my last confession.</i>
  3944.  
  3945. 827
  3946. 00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:44,243
  3947. - Jonny, where were you?
  3948. - Don't worry about it.
  3949.  
  3950. 828
  3951. 00:56:44,400 --> 00:56:45,731
  3952. - What did you do to your...?
  3953. - Mom, it's fine.
  3954.  
  3955. 829
  3956. 00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:48,730
  3957. - Shh!
  3958. - Hey, hush yourself!
  3959.  
  3960. 830
  3961. 00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:51,366
  3962. Mom! It's fine.
  3963. OK?
  3964.  
  3965. 831
  3966. 00:56:51,520 --> 00:56:52,760
  3967. <i>Tell me your sins.</i>
  3968.  
  3969. 832
  3970. 00:56:52,920 --> 00:56:56,606
  3971. Father, I don't know
  3972. what happened, but...
  3973.  
  3974. 833
  3975. 00:56:56,760 --> 00:56:59,570
  3976. ...I guess I lost my temper and I...
  3977.  
  3978. 834
  3979. 00:56:59,720 --> 00:57:02,644
  3980. I punched through this guy's window
  3981. on my way here right now.
  3982.  
  3983. 835
  3984. 00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:04,928
  3985. I didn't hurt anybody, but...
  3986.  
  3987. 836
  3988. 00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:08,531
  3989. Yeah, I don't know
  3990. what's wrong with me.
  3991.  
  3992. 837
  3993. 00:57:10,520 --> 00:57:14,047
  3994. Also, I watched pornographic videos
  3995. and masturbated 35 times.
  3996.  
  3997. 838
  3998. 00:57:14,240 --> 00:57:17,608
  3999. For these and all the sins
  4000. of my life, I'm sorry.
  4001.  
  4002. 839
  4003. 00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:21,287
  4004. - 20 Lord's Prayers and 25 Hail Marys.
  4005. - Thank you, Father.
  4006.  
  4007. 840
  4008. 00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:24,410
  4009. <i>Through the ministry of the Church,
  4010. may God give you pardon and peace.</i>
  4011.  
  4012. 841
  4013. 00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:28,007
  4014. <i>I absolve you from your sins in the name of
  4015. the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit.</i>
  4016.  
  4017. 842
  4018. 00:57:28,160 --> 00:57:29,525
  4019. Amen.
  4020.  
  4021. 843
  4022. 00:57:29,680 --> 00:57:33,969
  4023. - So Barbara couldn't come tonight?
  4024. - No, she had this family thing tonight.
  4025.  
  4026. 844
  4027. 00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:36,202
  4028. But she wanted to make it,
  4029. she just couldn't.
  4030.  
  4031. 845
  4032. 00:57:36,360 --> 00:57:39,364
  4033. - She told me to say hello to you guys for.
  4034. - That's sweet.
  4035.  
  4036. 846
  4037. 00:57:39,560 --> 00:57:41,210
  4038. Everything good with
  4039. the two of you?
  4040.  
  4041. 847
  4042. 00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:46,849
  4043. - Yeah, she's great.
  4044. - She's a catch, Jonny.
  4045.  
  4046. 848
  4047. 00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:49,606
  4048. Beautiful girl.
  4049.  
  4050. 849
  4051. 00:57:49,760 --> 00:57:53,924
  4052. I'm telling you,
  4053. a woman like that make a boy into a man.
  4054.  
  4055. 850
  4056. 00:57:54,080 --> 00:57:56,321
  4057. I can see it on you too,
  4058. it's starting.
  4059.  
  4060. 851
  4061. 00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:10,162
  4062. Holy Mary...
  4063.  
  4064. 852
  4065. 00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:12,685
  4066. ...Mother of God...
  4067.  
  4068. 853
  4069. 00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:16,123
  4070. ...pray for us sinners...
  4071.  
  4072. 854
  4073. 00:58:18,320 --> 00:58:19,685
  4074. ...now...
  4075.  
  4076. 855
  4077. 00:58:21,040 --> 00:58:22,804
  4078. ...and at the hour of our death.
  4079.  
  4080. 856
  4081. 00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:26,770
  4082. Amen.
  4083.  
  4084. 857
  4085. 00:58:44,840 --> 00:58:46,604
  4086. What the fuck?
  4087.  
  4088. 858
  4089. 00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:00,207
  4090. - The fuck you doing here?
  4091. - Damn, really?
  4092.  
  4093. 859
  4094. 00:59:00,360 --> 00:59:02,931
  4095. - Bro, I'm busy.
  4096. - Word, what you doing?
  4097.  
  4098. 860
  4099. 00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:08,000
  4100. Right. Just 'cause you don't pick up
  4101. your phone don't make you busy.
  4102.  
  4103. 861
  4104. 00:59:11,080 --> 00:59:14,163
  4105. - You smashed up somebody's car?
  4106. - Who told you that?
  4107.  
  4108. 862
  4109. 00:59:14,360 --> 00:59:18,684
  4110. Kerry's sister said she heard you broke
  4111. through some guy's window.
  4112.  
  4113. 863
  4114. 00:59:18,840 --> 00:59:20,888
  4115. - Well, did you?
  4116. - The guy was a fucking asshole.
  4117.  
  4118. 864
  4119. 00:59:21,040 --> 00:59:22,485
  4120. - Why, what did he do?
  4121. - Why you taking his side?
  4122.  
  4123. 865
  4124. 00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:24,165
  4125. - I'm not taking his side.
  4126. - You are.
  4127.  
  4128. 866
  4129. 00:59:24,320 --> 00:59:27,449
  4130. Stop and think for a second.
  4131. Stop and think for a second.
  4132.  
  4133. 867
  4134. 00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:30,683
  4135. I don't care about that guy, I don't
  4136. give a damn about his car. Fuck him.
  4137.  
  4138. 868
  4139. 00:59:30,840 --> 00:59:32,729
  4140. What do you think
  4141. I'm doing here, man?
  4142.  
  4143. 869
  4144. 00:59:33,480 --> 00:59:35,323
  4145. - You wanna have a seat?
  4146. - Bro, honestly...
  4147.  
  4148. 870
  4149. 00:59:35,480 --> 00:59:37,562
  4150. Man, sit your ass down.
  4151.  
  4152. 871
  4153. 00:59:44,040 --> 00:59:46,771
  4154. - All right, what happened with your girl?
  4155. - Fuck that bitch.
  4156.  
  4157. 872
  4158. 00:59:46,920 --> 00:59:49,287
  4159. - You said that already. What, she drop you?
  4160. - No.
  4161.  
  4162. 873
  4163. 00:59:49,480 --> 00:59:52,165
  4164. No? You drop her?
  4165. After all that, she cheat on you?
  4166.  
  4167. 874
  4168. 00:59:52,320 --> 00:59:53,970
  4169. - No!
  4170. - So, what happened?
  4171.  
  4172. 875
  4173. 00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:57,567
  4174. Nothing! It's so fucking stupid.
  4175. That's what I'm saying, she's a bitch whatever.
  4176.  
  4177. 876
  4178. 00:59:57,720 --> 01:00:00,291
  4179. She did drop your ass.
  4180. What did you do, man? You cheat on her?
  4181.  
  4182. 877
  4183. 01:00:00,440 --> 01:00:01,726
  4184. No!
  4185.  
  4186. 878
  4187. 01:00:01,880 --> 01:00:05,646
  4188. All right, you wanna hear this shit?
  4189. It's so fucking retarded.
  4190.  
  4191. 879
  4192. 01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:08,121
  4193. She caught me
  4194. watching porn.
  4195.  
  4196. 880
  4197. 01:00:08,280 --> 01:00:10,487
  4198. - That's it?
  4199. - Right?
  4200.  
  4201. 881
  4202. 01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:12,642
  4203. - That's bullshit.
  4204. - Swear to God.
  4205.  
  4206. 882
  4207. 01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:17,089
  4208. Oh, my God! OK, hold on,
  4209. hold on, all right.
  4210.  
  4211. 883
  4212. 01:00:17,240 --> 01:00:21,689
  4213. So after all that obligatory shit,
  4214. the friend mixing and meeting her folks,
  4215.  
  4216. 884
  4217. 01:00:21,840 --> 01:00:25,049
  4218. she just walks in on you, you know,
  4219. beating your meat to a little video
  4220.  
  4221. 885
  4222. 01:00:25,200 --> 01:00:26,804
  4223. - and she's out?
  4224. - You don't know her dude.
  4225.  
  4226. 886
  4227. 01:00:26,960 --> 01:00:29,964
  4228. - She's crazy, she's a princess.
  4229. - Goddamn!
  4230.  
  4231. 887
  4232. 01:00:30,120 --> 01:00:31,849
  4233. - I know.
  4234. - No, for real,
  4235.  
  4236. 888
  4237. 01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:33,570
  4238. that's like some crazy bullshit
  4239. right there.
  4240.  
  4241. 889
  4242. 01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:37,520
  4243. - Fuck that bitch.
  4244. - Yeah. Fuck that bitch.
  4245.  
  4246. 890
  4247. 01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:42,848
  4248. But you still gonna
  4249. finish that class?
  4250.  
  4251. 891
  4252. 01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:44,968
  4253. - Really?
  4254. - What are you, my mom?
  4255.  
  4256. 892
  4257. 01:00:45,160 --> 01:00:47,845
  4258. No, I just thought it was almost done.
  4259. How much longer you got?
  4260.  
  4261. 893
  4262. 01:00:49,320 --> 01:00:52,005
  4263. All right, everyone,
  4264. 3 more weeks until the final.
  4265.  
  4266. 894
  4267. 01:00:52,160 --> 01:00:56,484
  4268. If you have any questions or concerns, please
  4269. feel free to e-mail me. Have a good night.
  4270.  
  4271. 895
  4272. 01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:17,651
  4273. - Hey.
  4274. - Hi.
  4275.  
  4276. 896
  4277. 01:01:18,440 --> 01:01:21,842
  4278. - Where you going?
  4279. - To my car.
  4280.  
  4281. 897
  4282. 01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:27,522
  4283. - Oh, shit!
  4284. - OK.
  4285.  
  4286. 898
  4287. 01:01:27,680 --> 01:01:30,490
  4288. No, we're fine,
  4289. we're fine, we're fine.
  4290.  
  4291. 899
  4292. 01:01:33,160 --> 01:01:35,208
  4293. Oh, my God!
  4294.  
  4295. 900
  4296. 01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:46,890
  4297. Should've smoked this before,
  4298. you might've relaxed a little.
  4299.  
  4300. 901
  4301. 01:01:47,040 --> 01:01:48,929
  4302. What's that supposed to mean?
  4303.  
  4304. 902
  4305. 01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:54,165
  4306. I'm playing with you. Trust me,
  4307. I'm a perfectly satisfied customer.
  4308.  
  4309. 903
  4310. 01:01:54,320 --> 01:01:57,483
  4311. - You want some?
  4312. - Thanks.
  4313.  
  4314. 904
  4315. 01:02:01,640 --> 01:02:04,564
  4316. So I'm parked all the way on the other side.
  4317. I don't know if you want...
  4318.  
  4319. 905
  4320. 01:02:04,720 --> 01:02:08,361
  4321. I know, you wanna get back, so let me enjoy
  4322. this and I'll drive you back to your car.
  4323.  
  4324. 906
  4325. 01:02:08,520 --> 01:02:10,249
  4326. OK.
  4327.  
  4328. 907
  4329. 01:02:12,760 --> 01:02:16,526
  4330. - So, what happened with your girlfriend?
  4331. - Fuck that bitch.
  4332.  
  4333. 908
  4334. 01:02:16,680 --> 01:02:20,082
  4335. - That bad? She find somebody else?
  4336. - No.
  4337.  
  4338. 909
  4339. 01:02:20,240 --> 01:02:22,163
  4340. Wanna know what happened?
  4341. I'll tell you what happened.
  4342.  
  4343. 910
  4344. 01:02:23,840 --> 01:02:27,003
  4345. She snooped around on my computer,
  4346. she found out I watch porn.
  4347.  
  4348. 911
  4349. 01:02:27,160 --> 01:02:29,970
  4350. I told her every fucking guy watches
  4351. porn, she didn't believe me.
  4352.  
  4353. 912
  4354. 01:02:30,120 --> 01:02:34,205
  4355. She acted like I was cheating on her
  4356. or something, which I wasn't.
  4357.  
  4358. 913
  4359. 01:02:34,360 --> 01:02:36,727
  4360. So... we broke up.
  4361.  
  4362. 914
  4363. 01:02:36,880 --> 01:02:39,326
  4364. And you know what?
  4365. I'm glad we did.
  4366.  
  4367. 915
  4368. 01:02:41,120 --> 01:02:43,168
  4369. - Just porn?
  4370. - Yeah.
  4371.  
  4372. 916
  4373. 01:02:43,360 --> 01:02:46,250
  4374. - No, I don't buy it.
  4375. - I'm telling you. That's all.
  4376.  
  4377. 917
  4378. 01:02:46,400 --> 01:02:49,802
  4379. Was it just once?
  4380. Oh.
  4381.  
  4382. 918
  4383. 01:02:49,960 --> 01:02:54,249
  4384. OK. So she caught you once, which is why
  4385. you're watching it on your phone at school,
  4386.  
  4387. 919
  4388. 01:02:54,400 --> 01:02:57,051
  4389. 'cause you're hiding it from her,
  4390. but she caught you the second time.
  4391.  
  4392. 920
  4393. 01:02:57,200 --> 01:03:00,170
  4394. I don't know.
  4395. Am I right? I'm just guessing, but...
  4396.  
  4397. 921
  4398. 01:03:01,360 --> 01:03:04,807
  4399. Oh, God, you're like a junkie.
  4400. You can't stop.
  4401.  
  4402. 922
  4403. 01:03:06,480 --> 01:03:08,721
  4404. - How often do you watch it?
  4405. - What the fuck do you care?
  4406.  
  4407. 923
  4408. 01:03:08,880 --> 01:03:14,364
  4409. - No, like everyday?
  4410. - Every guy watches porn everyday.
  4411.  
  4412. 924
  4413. 01:03:14,560 --> 01:03:18,485
  4414. All right. When was the last time
  4415. you went a day without it?
  4416.  
  4417. 925
  4418. 01:03:18,640 --> 01:03:20,449
  4419. - I don't know.
  4420. - No, come on, try and think.
  4421.  
  4422. 926
  4423. 01:03:20,600 --> 01:03:23,171
  4424. - Seriously, I have no idea.
  4425. - Like this week, like this month?
  4426.  
  4427. 927
  4428. 01:03:23,360 --> 01:03:27,160
  4429. No. I like my porn, OK?
  4430. I watch it everyday. I always have.
  4431.  
  4432. 928
  4433. 01:03:27,360 --> 01:03:30,921
  4434. Maybe when I was a kid, like before
  4435. I had a VCR in my room and I couldn't,
  4436.  
  4437. 929
  4438. 01:03:31,080 --> 01:03:34,163
  4439. but even then I had Playboys, so...
  4440.  
  4441. 930
  4442. 01:03:34,320 --> 01:03:36,800
  4443. - Have you ever thought about quitting?
  4444. - Quit...?
  4445.  
  4446. 931
  4447. 01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:39,924
  4448. You're talking about it like...
  4449. No, why would I?
  4450.  
  4451. 932
  4452. 01:03:40,080 --> 01:03:42,526
  4453. OK, let me ask you this.
  4454.  
  4455. 933
  4456. 01:03:42,680 --> 01:03:45,843
  4457. You're a good-looking guy, I'm sure you
  4458. attract a lot of young ladies.
  4459.  
  4460. 934
  4461. 01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:48,321
  4462. Why bother with porn
  4463. when you can have the real thing?
  4464.  
  4465. 935
  4466. 01:03:48,480 --> 01:03:50,767
  4467. Nah, see, it's not the same thing.
  4468.  
  4469. 936
  4470. 01:03:50,920 --> 01:03:53,924
  4471. I mean, real pussy's all good,
  4472. but, no offense...
  4473.  
  4474. 937
  4475. 01:03:54,080 --> 01:03:58,847
  4476. No, no, no offense taken.
  4477. So you like porn better than sex?
  4478.  
  4479. 938
  4480. 01:04:02,800 --> 01:04:04,768
  4481. Well, what is it?
  4482. What do you get from porn
  4483.  
  4484. 939
  4485. 01:04:04,920 --> 01:04:07,605
  4486. that you don't get from sex
  4487. with an actual person?
  4488.  
  4489. 940
  4490. 01:04:09,360 --> 01:04:12,091
  4491. - I lose myself.
  4492. - You lose yourself.
  4493.  
  4494. 941
  4495. 01:04:12,280 --> 01:04:15,568
  4496. Yeah, just... goodbye.
  4497.  
  4498. 942
  4499. 01:04:15,720 --> 01:04:19,247
  4500. - And that doesn't happen when you have sex.
  4501. - I wish it did.
  4502.  
  4503. 943
  4504. 01:04:19,400 --> 01:04:23,450
  4505. Sure, don't we all? Um...
  4506.  
  4507. 944
  4508. 01:04:23,600 --> 01:04:27,286
  4509. OK. One more question,
  4510. then I'll drive you back.
  4511.  
  4512. 945
  4513. 01:04:27,440 --> 01:04:31,081
  4514. - You ever jerk off without porn?
  4515. - What do you mean?
  4516.  
  4517. 946
  4518. 01:04:55,320 --> 01:04:57,402
  4519. <i>I'm not like a junkie.
  4520. Come on, that's stupid.</i>
  4521.  
  4522. 947
  4523. 01:04:57,560 --> 01:05:00,291
  4524. <i>It's porn, it's not fucking heroin.</i>
  4525.  
  4526. 948
  4527. 01:05:00,440 --> 01:05:05,526
  4528. <i>I knew a few guys in high school who
  4529. actually smoked crack, like all the time.</i>
  4530.  
  4531. 949
  4532. 01:05:05,680 --> 01:05:10,846
  4533. <i>That's like a junkie. They couldn't stop.
  4534. I could stop if I wanted to. I could.</i>
  4535.  
  4536. 950
  4537. 01:06:07,640 --> 01:06:09,005
  4538. - Hi.
  4539. - Hey.
  4540.  
  4541. 951
  4542. 01:06:09,160 --> 01:06:12,721
  4543. - Somebody's excited.
  4544. - Yeah. Come on.
  4545.  
  4546. 952
  4547. 01:06:12,880 --> 01:06:16,521
  4548. - I wanted to talk to you.
  4549. - Yeah? What about?
  4550.  
  4551. 953
  4552. 01:06:17,960 --> 01:06:19,610
  4553. Don't you wanna...?
  4554.  
  4555. 954
  4556. 01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:23,765
  4557. Don't you wanna wait
  4558. till after class?
  4559.  
  4560. 955
  4561. 01:06:25,080 --> 01:06:26,650
  4562. OK.
  4563.  
  4564. 956
  4565. 01:06:32,920 --> 01:06:34,331
  4566. All right.
  4567.  
  4568. 957
  4569. 01:06:47,760 --> 01:06:51,207
  4570. You're... You're intense today.
  4571. What's going on with you?
  4572.  
  4573. 958
  4574. 01:06:51,400 --> 01:06:53,880
  4575. - I gotta talk to you.
  4576. - I didn't think you really meant that
  4577.  
  4578. 959
  4579. 01:06:54,040 --> 01:06:55,929
  4580. - when you said it.
  4581. - Well, I did.
  4582.  
  4583. 960
  4584. 01:06:56,080 --> 01:06:59,641
  4585. Well, I'm flattered.
  4586. What do you wanna talk about?
  4587.  
  4588. 961
  4589. 01:06:59,800 --> 01:07:02,485
  4590. Um...
  4591.  
  4592. 962
  4593. 01:07:02,640 --> 01:07:04,244
  4594. So you were right.
  4595.  
  4596. 963
  4597. 01:07:04,400 --> 01:07:06,050
  4598. - About what, about your girlfriend?
  4599. - No.
  4600.  
  4601. 964
  4602. 01:07:06,200 --> 01:07:08,965
  4603. I'm sorry.
  4604. I was right about what?
  4605.  
  4606. 965
  4607. 01:07:09,120 --> 01:07:11,851
  4608. - I stopped watching porn.
  4609. - Oh, yeah? That's great!
  4610.  
  4611. 966
  4612. 01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:13,365
  4613. - I don't know if it is.
  4614. - No, it is.
  4615.  
  4616. 967
  4617. 01:07:13,520 --> 01:07:17,844
  4618. I wasn't gonna stop, but then I was
  4619. thinking about what you asked me before,
  4620.  
  4621. 968
  4622. 01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:22,927
  4623. if I ever jerk off without watching porn,
  4624. and I tried to...
  4625.  
  4626. 969
  4627. 01:07:23,080 --> 01:07:26,721
  4628. - Yeah? And you couldn't?
  4629. - No, I couldn't.
  4630.  
  4631. 970
  4632. 01:07:26,880 --> 01:07:30,043
  4633. I don't know what's wrong with me. I've been
  4634. trying for a week, it's really fucked up.
  4635.  
  4636. 971
  4637. 01:07:30,200 --> 01:07:36,128
  4638. - Oh, my God! You haven't cum in a week?
  4639. - Mm...
  4640.  
  4641. 972
  4642. 01:07:37,000 --> 01:07:40,971
  4643. OK, wait. No. I want to hear
  4644. the rest of the story.
  4645.  
  4646. 973
  4647. 01:07:42,960 --> 01:07:46,328
  4648. - So you haven't watched porn in a week.
  4649. - Yeah.
  4650.  
  4651. 974
  4652. 01:07:46,480 --> 01:07:48,209
  4653. - That's good.
  4654. - What do you mean?
  4655.  
  4656. 975
  4657. 01:07:48,360 --> 01:07:50,010
  4658. You said you watched porn.
  4659.  
  4660. 976
  4661. 01:07:50,160 --> 01:07:53,642
  4662. Uh, yeah, but that movie
  4663. that I gave you was totally...
  4664.  
  4665. 977
  4666. 01:07:53,840 --> 01:07:55,330
  4667. - Did you ever watch it?
  4668. - No.
  4669.  
  4670. 978
  4671. 01:07:55,480 --> 01:07:58,609
  4672. OK. It's totally unlike the stuff
  4673. that I imagine you watch every day.
  4674.  
  4675. 979
  4676. 01:07:58,800 --> 01:08:01,246
  4677. - That stuff is not healthy.
  4678. - What do you mean? How do you know?
  4679.  
  4680. 980
  4681. 01:08:01,400 --> 01:08:04,449
  4682. Oh, my God, please!
  4683. That stuff is ridiculous
  4684.  
  4685. 981
  4686. 01:08:04,640 --> 01:08:08,725
  4687. and it's nothing to do with actual sex.
  4688. That's why you have trouble with real women.
  4689.  
  4690. 982
  4691. 01:08:08,880 --> 01:08:12,771
  4692. - No, I get off fine with real girls.
  4693. - Yeah, you definitely do.
  4694.  
  4695. 983
  4696. 01:08:12,920 --> 01:08:16,083
  4697. Yeah, I just couldn't get off
  4698. beating it with my eyes closed.
  4699.  
  4700. 984
  4701. 01:08:16,240 --> 01:08:21,280
  4702. But didn't you tell me last week
  4703. that you like porn better than real sex?
  4704.  
  4705. 985
  4706. 01:08:22,240 --> 01:08:26,325
  4707. Well, honey, I'm gonna be honest with you,
  4708. 'cause it seems like that's what you want.
  4709.  
  4710. 986
  4711. 01:08:26,480 --> 01:08:29,927
  4712. Look, the way you have sex,
  4713. it's like totally one-sided.
  4714.  
  4715. 987
  4716. 01:08:30,120 --> 01:08:32,771
  4717. It's like I'm not even there.
  4718.  
  4719. 988
  4720. 01:08:32,960 --> 01:08:36,407
  4721. I mean, look, it's fine with me.
  4722. I'm not complaining.
  4723.  
  4724. 989
  4725. 01:08:36,560 --> 01:08:39,166
  4726. It just so happens that meaningless sex
  4727. is something that I want in my life right now,
  4728.  
  4729. 990
  4730. 01:08:39,320 --> 01:08:42,847
  4731. but you said that you
  4732. wanna lose yourself in sex.
  4733.  
  4734. 991
  4735. 01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:47,130
  4736. If you wanna lose yourself, you have
  4737. to lose yourself in another person.
  4738.  
  4739. 992
  4740. 01:08:47,280 --> 01:08:51,729
  4741. And she has to lose herself in you.
  4742. It's a two-way thing.
  4743.  
  4744. 993
  4745. 01:08:58,480 --> 01:09:00,448
  4746. You know what? Sorry
  4747. I shouldn't have said that.
  4748.  
  4749. 994
  4750. 01:09:00,600 --> 01:09:02,887
  4751. - No, it's fine.
  4752. - No, no, no. I'm sorry. I am.
  4753.  
  4754. 995
  4755. 01:09:03,040 --> 01:09:06,806
  4756. - What are you talking about?
  4757. - No. I'm really sorry.
  4758.  
  4759. 996
  4760. 01:09:06,960 --> 01:09:09,406
  4761. I'm... I didn't mean to
  4762. hurt your feelings.
  4763.  
  4764. 997
  4765. 01:09:09,560 --> 01:09:12,370
  4766. - You didn't. That's fine.
  4767. - No, I really didn't.
  4768.  
  4769. 998
  4770. 01:09:14,840 --> 01:09:16,683
  4771. You know what?
  4772.  
  4773. 999
  4774. 01:09:17,280 --> 01:09:19,408
  4775. Let's take a bath.
  4776.  
  4777. 1000
  4778. 01:09:19,560 --> 01:09:23,281
  4779. - What? Nah!
  4780. - No, come on. It'll be nice.
  4781.  
  4782. 1001
  4783. 01:09:23,440 --> 01:09:26,364
  4784. Come on, let's take a bath.
  4785.  
  4786. 1002
  4787. 01:09:31,400 --> 01:09:33,482
  4788. I'm gonna get you a towel.
  4789.  
  4790. 1003
  4791. 01:10:42,640 --> 01:10:45,007
  4792. Hey, where were you?
  4793.  
  4794. 1004
  4795. 01:10:45,160 --> 01:10:47,447
  4796. I used one of the towels that was
  4797. in there, hope you don't mind.
  4798.  
  4799. 1005
  4800. 01:10:47,600 --> 01:10:49,489
  4801. Yeah, that's fine.
  4802.  
  4803. 1006
  4804. 01:10:49,680 --> 01:10:53,002
  4805. - What's wrong?
  4806. - Nothing.
  4807.  
  4808. 1007
  4809. 01:10:55,560 --> 01:11:00,964
  4810. - You don't live here alone, do you?
  4811. - I actually do.
  4812.  
  4813. 1008
  4814. 01:11:01,120 --> 01:11:06,843
  4815. There's some kind of...
  4816. bad marriage situation here?
  4817.  
  4818. 1009
  4819. 01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:09,002
  4820. - No.
  4821. - I know it's none of my business, sorry.
  4822.  
  4823. 1010
  4824. 01:11:09,200 --> 01:11:13,125
  4825. I don't wanna get caught out and now some
  4826. guy's coming at me with a bat or some shit.
  4827.  
  4828. 1011
  4829. 01:11:13,280 --> 01:11:15,521
  4830. No, it's nothing like that.
  4831.  
  4832. 1012
  4833. 01:11:16,480 --> 01:11:19,324
  4834. All right. So, what is it?
  4835.  
  4836. 1013
  4837. 01:11:19,480 --> 01:11:22,211
  4838. Since when do you ask
  4839. me personal questions?
  4840.  
  4841. 1014
  4842. 01:11:24,800 --> 01:11:26,086
  4843. Since right now.
  4844.  
  4845. 1015
  4846. 01:11:26,840 --> 01:11:29,923
  4847. - It really doesn't matter.
  4848. - Well, it seems like it matters to you.
  4849.  
  4850. 1016
  4851. 01:11:30,080 --> 01:11:32,048
  4852. No, it doesn't.
  4853.  
  4854. 1017
  4855. 01:11:32,200 --> 01:11:36,649
  4856. Didn't you tell me it's sort of fucked up
  4857. to keep stuff like this hidden?
  4858.  
  4859. 1018
  4860. 01:11:42,760 --> 01:11:47,687
  4861. My husband and my son
  4862. died 14 months ago.
  4863.  
  4864. 1019
  4865. 01:11:47,840 --> 01:11:49,126
  4866. - Jesus!
  4867. - Thank you.
  4868.  
  4869. 1020
  4870. 01:11:49,320 --> 01:11:50,845
  4871. What happened?
  4872.  
  4873. 1021
  4874. 01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:53,970
  4875. Cars are terrible things.
  4876.  
  4877. 1022
  4878. 01:11:55,440 --> 01:11:58,284
  4879. I'm sorry, but your hair
  4880. is so much better this way.
  4881.  
  4882. 1023
  4883. 01:11:58,440 --> 01:12:01,011
  4884. - What?
  4885. - I can touch it.
  4886.  
  4887. 1024
  4888. 01:12:01,160 --> 01:12:05,085
  4889. - What are you talking about?
  4890. - You put so much junk in your hair,
  4891.  
  4892. 1025
  4893. 01:12:05,240 --> 01:12:08,210
  4894. it's all sticky and hard,
  4895. this is much better.
  4896.  
  4897. 1026
  4898. 01:14:28,880 --> 01:14:31,929
  4899. <i>Good vibration</i>
  4900.  
  4901. 1027
  4902. 01:14:32,080 --> 01:14:35,687
  4903. <i>It's such a sweet sensation</i>
  4904.  
  4905. 1028
  4906. 01:14:35,840 --> 01:14:39,242
  4907. <i>It's such a good vibration...</i>
  4908.  
  4909. 1029
  4910. 01:14:44,440 --> 01:14:46,283
  4911. <i>Yo! It's about that time</i>
  4912.  
  4913. 1030
  4914. 01:14:46,440 --> 01:14:47,965
  4915. <i>To bring forth the rhythm
  4916. and the rhyme...</i>
  4917.  
  4918. 1031
  4919. 01:15:03,720 --> 01:15:06,041
  4920. <i>In the name of the Father,
  4921. the Son and the Holy Spirit. Amen.</i>
  4922.  
  4923. 1032
  4924. 01:15:06,200 --> 01:15:09,044
  4925. <i>- Amen. Bless you, my son.
  4926. - Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.</i>
  4927.  
  4928. 1033
  4929. 01:15:09,200 --> 01:15:10,770
  4930. <i>It has been one week
  4931. since my last confession.</i>
  4932.  
  4933. 1034
  4934. 01:15:10,920 --> 01:15:14,402
  4935. <i>- Tell me your sins.</i>
  4936. - First of all, I lied to you before.
  4937.  
  4938. 1035
  4939. 01:15:14,560 --> 01:15:15,971
  4940. I told you that, uh...
  4941.  
  4942. 1036
  4943. 01:15:16,120 --> 01:15:19,090
  4944. Well, actually,
  4945. I don't know if it was you.
  4946.  
  4947. 1037
  4948. 01:15:19,280 --> 01:15:22,841
  4949. Something I've always kinda wondered is, is
  4950. it the same guy I'm talking to every week
  4951.  
  4952. 1038
  4953. 01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:27,688
  4954. or there's a few of you and you
  4955. switch off, or... how does that all work?
  4956.  
  4957. 1039
  4958. 01:15:30,440 --> 01:15:34,411
  4959. Well, anyway,
  4960. I told the Father a while back
  4961.  
  4962. 1040
  4963. 01:15:34,560 --> 01:15:40,488
  4964. that I stopped watching pornography,
  4965. but that was a lie, I didn't stop at all.
  4966.  
  4967. 1041
  4968. 01:15:40,680 --> 01:15:45,163
  4969. The thing is, this week I actually did stop,
  4970. like totally just not doing it anymore.
  4971.  
  4972. 1042
  4973. 01:15:45,320 --> 01:15:47,322
  4974. So...
  4975.  
  4976. 1043
  4977. 01:15:48,960 --> 01:15:52,442
  4978. - Yes?
  4979. - Yeah, so that's like zero for the week.
  4980.  
  4981. 1044
  4982. 01:15:52,600 --> 01:15:56,650
  4983. Other than that, I did have
  4984. sex out of wedlock one time,
  4985.  
  4986. 1045
  4987. 01:15:56,800 --> 01:16:01,840
  4988. but it was different,
  4989. it wasn't just sex, it was like...
  4990.  
  4991. 1046
  4992. 01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:07,086
  4993. I don't know, it's hard to explain,
  4994. but... yeah, that's it. So...
  4995.  
  4996. 1047
  4997. 01:16:07,240 --> 01:16:11,165
  4998. For these and all the sins
  4999. of my life, I am sorry.
  5000.  
  5001. 1048
  5002. 01:16:11,320 --> 01:16:15,166
  5003. - 10 Lord's Prayers and 10 Hail Marys.
  5004. - Really? Same thing, no difference?
  5005.  
  5006. 1049
  5007. 01:16:15,320 --> 01:16:17,561
  5008. <i>Through the ministry
  5009. of the Church, may God give you...</i>
  5010.  
  5011. 1050
  5012. 01:16:17,760 --> 01:16:20,047
  5013. Wait! Father, I'm really sorry,
  5014.  
  5015. 1051
  5016. 01:16:20,200 --> 01:16:23,568
  5017. but could you just tell me how
  5018. you got to those numbers, please?
  5019.  
  5020. 1052
  5021. 01:16:23,760 --> 01:16:28,243
  5022. 'Cause I... I really thought there
  5023. was gonna be a difference this week.
  5024.  
  5025. 1053
  5026. 01:16:32,200 --> 01:16:34,567
  5027. Have faith, my son.
  5028.  
  5029. 1054
  5030. 01:16:34,720 --> 01:16:37,291
  5031. Through the ministry of the Church,
  5032. may God give you pardon and peace,
  5033.  
  5034. 1055
  5035. 01:16:37,440 --> 01:16:42,048
  5036. and I absolve you from your sins in the name
  5037. of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit.
  5038.  
  5039. 1056
  5040. 01:16:46,600 --> 01:16:51,481
  5041. - So, uh... me and Barbara split up.
  5042. - What?
  5043.  
  5044. 1057
  5045. 01:16:51,640 --> 01:16:56,567
  5046. - Barbara and I split up.
  5047. - I can't believe it, this is horrible!
  5048.  
  5049. 1058
  5050. 01:16:56,720 --> 01:16:58,484
  5051. - Can you get her back?
  5052. - I don't think so.
  5053.  
  5054. 1059
  5055. 01:16:58,640 --> 01:17:01,086
  5056. - Did you try to call her?
  5057. - She doesn't want me to call her.
  5058.  
  5059. 1060
  5060. 01:17:01,240 --> 01:17:03,481
  5061. - Look what you did.
  5062. - Sorry. What do you want me to do?
  5063.  
  5064. 1061
  5065. 01:17:03,680 --> 01:17:07,401
  5066. I just want you to be happy,
  5067. that's all! Is that too much to ask?
  5068.  
  5069. 1062
  5070. 01:17:07,600 --> 01:17:11,605
  5071. - I wasn't happy.
  5072. - A nice wife and some nice kids?
  5073.  
  5074. 1063
  5075. 01:17:11,760 --> 01:17:14,286
  5076. Look at me!
  5077. I look like a grandmother,
  5078.  
  5079. 1064
  5080. 01:17:14,480 --> 01:17:16,881
  5081. but do I have any grandchildren? No!
  5082.  
  5083. 1065
  5084. 01:17:17,040 --> 01:17:19,042
  5085. I mean am I a bad mother,
  5086. is that what I'm hearing?
  5087.  
  5088. 1066
  5089. 01:17:19,200 --> 01:17:21,806
  5090. - Honey, calm down, please!
  5091. - You know, Ma, I don't know
  5092.  
  5093. 1067
  5094. 01:17:21,960 --> 01:17:26,409
  5095. - if I really want a wife and kids.
  5096. - What are you saying? You don't mean that.
  5097.  
  5098. 1068
  5099. 01:17:26,560 --> 01:17:28,324
  5100. - Jon, say something!
  5101. - All right!
  5102.  
  5103. 1069
  5104. 01:17:28,480 --> 01:17:31,245
  5105. Well you stop upsetting your mother!
  5106. What the fuck is the matter with you?
  5107.  
  5108. 1070
  5109. 01:17:31,400 --> 01:17:33,687
  5110. - I don't know.
  5111. - Having a family is the greatest joy
  5112.  
  5113. 1071
  5114. 01:17:33,840 --> 01:17:36,764
  5115. - in a man's life, everybody knows that!
  5116. - Then maybe I'm not a man.
  5117.  
  5118. 1072
  5119. 01:17:36,960 --> 01:17:41,284
  5120. 'Cause I sure don't want a family.
  5121. Maybe one day, but not right now! I know that
  5122.  
  5123. 1073
  5124. 01:17:41,440 --> 01:17:44,125
  5125. - Well, and that's all she wanted.
  5126. - What did she say?
  5127.  
  5128. 1074
  5129. 01:17:44,280 --> 01:17:48,490
  5130. - I said that that girl...
  5131. - I cannot hear any fucking thing!
  5132.  
  5133. 1075
  5134. 01:17:51,760 --> 01:17:54,764
  5135. - What are you saying?
  5136. - All I'm saying is, that girl,
  5137.  
  5138. 1076
  5139. 01:17:54,920 --> 01:17:56,922
  5140. she has her own agenda.
  5141. She doesn't care about Jonny,
  5142.  
  5143. 1077
  5144. 01:17:57,080 --> 01:17:58,730
  5145. she doesn't know
  5146. the first thing about him.
  5147.  
  5148. 1078
  5149. 01:17:58,880 --> 01:18:01,850
  5150. She just wants a guy who's
  5151. gonna do whatever she tells him to.
  5152.  
  5153. 1079
  5154. 01:18:02,000 --> 01:18:04,128
  5155. It is a good thing
  5156. that she broke up with you.
  5157.  
  5158. 1080
  5159. 01:18:05,880 --> 01:18:09,327
  5160. - Thanks.
  5161. - You're welcome.
  5162.  
  5163. 1081
  5164. 01:18:17,720 --> 01:18:21,850
  5165. - Jon, I will fucking kill you!
  5166. - All right. Easy.
  5167.  
  5168. 1082
  5169. 01:19:05,320 --> 01:19:10,963
  5170. All right, listen, listen, I gotta go,
  5171. so I'll see you later? All right. Bye.
  5172.  
  5173. 1083
  5174. 01:19:11,120 --> 01:19:12,770
  5175. - Sorry.
  5176. - That's cool.
  5177.  
  5178. 1084
  5179. 01:19:12,920 --> 01:19:15,571
  5180. - Sorry about that.
  5181. - No problem. How you doing?
  5182.  
  5183. 1085
  5184. 01:19:15,720 --> 01:19:18,326
  5185. - A little windy.
  5186. - Yeah, it's windy out here.
  5187.  
  5188. 1086
  5189. 01:19:18,520 --> 01:19:21,444
  5190. - So... I'm good. How are you?
  5191. - Good, thanks.
  5192.  
  5193. 1087
  5194. 01:19:21,600 --> 01:19:24,046
  5195. - Everybody good?
  5196. - Yeah, great.
  5197.  
  5198. 1088
  5199. 01:19:25,840 --> 01:19:28,366
  5200. - Thanks for meeting me.
  5201. - Sure.
  5202.  
  5203. 1089
  5204. 01:19:28,520 --> 01:19:30,966
  5205. Hope you understand why I thought lunch
  5206. was not a good idea.
  5207.  
  5208. 1090
  5209. 01:19:31,160 --> 01:19:34,687
  5210. - That's fine. You want some coffee?
  5211. - No, actually I gotta go pretty soon, so...
  5212.  
  5213. 1091
  5214. 01:19:38,280 --> 01:19:43,127
  5215. - You changed your hair?
  5216. - Yeah...
  5217.  
  5218. 1092
  5219. 01:19:47,000 --> 01:19:49,002
  5220. - So?
  5221. - Yeah, so...
  5222.  
  5223. 1093
  5224. 01:19:51,040 --> 01:19:53,202
  5225. I just wanted to apologize.
  5226.  
  5227. 1094
  5228. 01:19:53,920 --> 01:19:57,129
  5229. I lied to you, and
  5230. I'm sorry for that.
  5231.  
  5232. 1095
  5233. 01:20:03,000 --> 01:20:05,446
  5234. Well, that's all you're gonna say?
  5235.  
  5236. 1096
  5237. 01:20:07,880 --> 01:20:11,168
  5238. I don't really know what I do with that.
  5239. What do I say?
  5240.  
  5241. 1097
  5242. 01:20:11,320 --> 01:20:14,005
  5243. I forgive you, or we're supposed
  5244. to get back together or something?
  5245.  
  5246. 1098
  5247. 01:20:14,200 --> 01:20:18,205
  5248. - No. No, I just wanted to tell you...
  5249. - You're not capable of a relationship, Jon.
  5250.  
  5251. 1099
  5252. 01:20:18,360 --> 01:20:22,081
  5253. - You're not.
  5254. - No. Right now I'm not.
  5255.  
  5256. 1100
  5257. 01:20:22,240 --> 01:20:25,005
  5258. 'Cause you're a selfish person,
  5259. and you're a liar.
  5260.  
  5261. 1101
  5262. 01:20:25,160 --> 01:20:29,051
  5263. - Yeah, I was. I'm sorry.
  5264. - I asked you to do one thing for me...
  5265.  
  5266. 1102
  5267. 01:20:29,200 --> 01:20:33,250
  5268. Yeah. I was thinking about that
  5269. when you said it before.
  5270.  
  5271. 1103
  5272. 01:20:33,400 --> 01:20:36,847
  5273. Well, I said it because it's true,
  5274. that's why.
  5275.  
  5276. 1104
  5277. 01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:42,846
  5278. - It's not true.
  5279. - Really?
  5280.  
  5281. 1105
  5282. 01:20:43,000 --> 01:20:45,970
  5283. You didn't only ask me for one thing.
  5284. You asked for a lot,
  5285.  
  5286. 1106
  5287. 01:20:46,120 --> 01:20:48,487
  5288. a lot of different things and then...
  5289.  
  5290. 1107
  5291. 01:20:49,440 --> 01:20:50,885
  5292. ...I couldn't do it all for you.
  5293.  
  5294. 1108
  5295. 01:20:51,040 --> 01:20:55,364
  5296. Well, when a real man loves a woman,
  5297. he doesn't mind doing things for her.
  5298.  
  5299. 1109
  5300. 01:20:55,520 --> 01:20:58,046
  5301. He'll do anything for her.
  5302.  
  5303. 1110
  5304. 01:20:58,200 --> 01:21:03,331
  5305. Yeah, but don't you think that
  5306. sounds a little bit one-sided?
  5307.  
  5308. 1111
  5309. 01:21:03,480 --> 01:21:05,881
  5310. No, I don't.
  5311.  
  5312. 1112
  5313. 01:21:06,040 --> 01:21:09,601
  5314. But that's why you like to watch
  5315. those whores in those videos,
  5316.  
  5317. 1113
  5318. 01:21:09,800 --> 01:21:12,041
  5319. because you don't gotta
  5320. do anything for them, right?
  5321.  
  5322. 1114
  5323. 01:21:12,200 --> 01:21:17,081
  5324. Yeah, that's one-sided also.
  5325. Definitely.
  5326.  
  5327. 1115
  5328. 01:21:18,880 --> 01:21:22,566
  5329. Look, sweetie, I'm gonna go, OK?
  5330.  
  5331. 1116
  5332. 01:21:25,600 --> 01:21:27,728
  5333. Don't call me anymore.
  5334.  
  5335. 1117
  5336. 01:21:36,440 --> 01:21:38,647
  5337. The streak is over, motherfucker!
  5338. How's it feel?
  5339.  
  5340. 1118
  5341. 01:21:38,800 --> 01:21:42,043
  5342. - I'd rather get pizza with my boys.
  5343. - That's new.
  5344.  
  5345. 1119
  5346. 01:21:42,200 --> 01:21:45,966
  5347. Every fucking time we go out,
  5348. Don Jon smashes!
  5349.  
  5350. 1120
  5351. 01:21:46,120 --> 01:21:48,043
  5352. But not tonight,
  5353. ladies and gentlemen.
  5354.  
  5355. 1121
  5356. 01:21:48,200 --> 01:21:51,283
  5357. The fans are devastated.
  5358. Jonny, what happened?
  5359.  
  5360. 1122
  5361. 01:21:51,440 --> 01:21:53,761
  5362. Yeah! Well, I thought it was on
  5363. with old crop top.
  5364.  
  5365. 1123
  5366. 01:21:53,920 --> 01:21:56,082
  5367. - No, that girl was annoying.
  5368. - She was tight though.
  5369.  
  5370. 1124
  5371. 01:21:56,240 --> 01:21:57,446
  5372. - 8.
  5373. - Solid 8.
  5374.  
  5375. 1125
  5376. 01:21:57,640 --> 01:22:00,086
  5377. Her body was at least an 8,
  5378. but I'm telling you, you didn't talk to her.
  5379.  
  5380. 1126
  5381. 01:22:00,240 --> 01:22:02,766
  5382. - Who cares how she talks?
  5383. - You asked why I didn't smash,
  5384.  
  5385. 1127
  5386. 01:22:02,920 --> 01:22:06,891
  5387. that's why I didn't smash. What about you?
  5388. You were kicking it to pony-tail, right?
  5389.  
  5390. 1128
  5391. 01:22:07,040 --> 01:22:09,930
  5392. - How did it go?
  5393. - You get her name?
  5394.  
  5395. 1129
  5396. 01:22:10,080 --> 01:22:12,924
  5397. - I got a number.
  5398. - Oh! Hey!
  5399.  
  5400. 1130
  5401. 01:22:13,080 --> 01:22:15,003
  5402. - You like that?
  5403. - Fucking right I do!
  5404.  
  5405. 1131
  5406. 01:22:15,200 --> 01:22:19,603
  5407. - Easy, easy. Did you get her name?
  5408. - Yeah!
  5409.  
  5410. 1132
  5411. 01:22:19,760 --> 01:22:20,966
  5412. Wait...
  5413.  
  5414. 1133
  5415. 01:22:23,440 --> 01:22:24,885
  5416. - Oh, fuck!
  5417. - What?
  5418.  
  5419. 1134
  5420. 01:22:25,080 --> 01:22:26,525
  5421. I saved it as pony-tail.
  5422.  
  5423. 1135
  5424. 01:22:26,680 --> 01:22:29,126
  5425. - Danny-boy!
  5426. - Danny-boy!
  5427.  
  5428. 1136
  5429. 01:22:29,280 --> 01:22:32,648
  5430. All right, all right, all right.
  5431. Take it easy, take it easy.
  5432.  
  5433. 1137
  5434. 01:22:45,080 --> 01:22:46,764
  5435. <i>This fucking lady.</i>
  5436.  
  5437. 1138
  5438. 01:22:46,920 --> 01:22:50,970
  5439. <i>I don't usually like it when a girl
  5440. looks me right in the eye,</i>
  5441.  
  5442. 1139
  5443. 01:22:51,120 --> 01:22:52,929
  5444. <i>and this girl does that a lot.</i>
  5445.  
  5446. 1140
  5447. 01:22:53,080 --> 01:22:57,369
  5448. <i>But I don't know what it is about her.
  5449. When she does it, I don't mind.</i>
  5450.  
  5451. 1141
  5452. 01:22:57,520 --> 01:23:01,844
  5453. <i>I just look right back at her,
  5454. and pretty soon...</i>
  5455.  
  5456. 1142
  5457. 01:23:02,000 --> 01:23:04,241
  5458. <i>...I'm hard as a fucking rock.</i>
  5459.  
  5460. 1143
  5461. 01:23:04,400 --> 01:23:06,801
  5462. <i>It's like she knows
  5463. what I'm thinking.</i>
  5464.  
  5465. 1144
  5466. 01:23:07,000 --> 01:23:09,731
  5467. <i>Or I know what she's thinking, or...</i>
  5468.  
  5469. 1145
  5470. 01:23:09,920 --> 01:23:13,845
  5471. <i>I don't know, it's that two-way thing.
  5472. I fucking love it.</i>
  5473.  
  5474. 1146
  5475. 01:23:16,800 --> 01:23:20,885
  5476. <i>And I don't mean love like,
  5477. "I love her, I wanna marry her."</i>
  5478.  
  5479. 1147
  5480. 01:23:21,040 --> 01:23:23,725
  5481. <i>I'm definitely not thinking
  5482. about all that shit.</i>
  5483.  
  5484. 1148
  5485. 01:23:23,880 --> 01:23:26,281
  5486. <i>And she's not either.</i>
  5487.  
  5488. 1149
  5489. 01:23:27,640 --> 01:23:29,722
  5490. <i>She can't.</i>
  5491.  
  5492. 1150
  5493. 01:23:33,360 --> 01:23:36,330
  5494. <i>I guess I just mean love like,</i>
  5495.  
  5496. 1151
  5497. 01:23:36,480 --> 01:23:40,690
  5498. <i>you know, like when
  5499. we're making love.</i>
  5500.  
  5501. 1152
  5502. 01:23:41,520 --> 01:23:45,730
  5503. <i>And while we're doing it,
  5504. all the bullshit does fade away,</i>
  5505.  
  5506. 1153
  5507. 01:23:45,880 --> 01:23:48,963
  5508. <i>and it's just me and her,
  5509. right there,</i>
  5510.  
  5511. 1154
  5512. 01:23:49,120 --> 01:23:52,602
  5513. <i>and yeah, I do lose myself in her,</i>
  5514.  
  5515. 1155
  5516. 01:23:52,760 --> 01:23:56,162
  5517. <i>and I can tell she is
  5518. losing herself in me,</i>
  5519.  
  5520. 1156
  5521. 01:23:56,320 --> 01:24:01,486
  5522. <i>and we're just fucking...
  5523. lost together.</i>
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