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  1. Italy in both world wars, Italy, don't worry guys, I-have a plan, Italy Has left-the game,
  2.  
  3. You don't currently-have permission-to access-this folder, run as administrator, shit negro, that's all you had-to say,
  4.  
  5. Me, not gay, JK rowling-and james charles, The council will decide your fate,
  6.  
  7. When you don't-have a girlfriend, fine, I'll do-it myself,
  8.  
  9. Teacher, what's-so funny?, me, nothing, my brain, sonic-the eggdog,
  10.  
  11. Nobody, bob-the nibba, look's-like-the hood need-some fixing,
  12.  
  13. Nobody, americans, 32 minutes of shooting, relaxing, meditating world war 1-sounds for studying, I was listening-to-this in class-then remembered my phone was at home,
  14.  
  15. Babe, a tiny penis-isn't such a big deal, I don't Know jenny, I kinda wish you didn't-have one at all,
  16.  
  17. How-to-be enough for-someone, Fbi agent, bro u good?,
  18.  
  19. Face book moms explaining-why essential oils are a substitute for vaccines, medical professionals, their fucking dying children,
  20.  
  21. When you are jewish-but you-have blonde hair-and blue eyes, hitler, confused screaming,
  22.  
  23. When you hear-someone say-their favorite part of end game was thor playin fortnite, activate instant kill,
  24.  
  25. Teacher, what's making you guys-so stressed?, Their students, u,
  26.  
  27. When-the water-is-too cold-so you turn-the faucet half an inch-and-it turns-to lava,
  28.  
  29. How edgy teens think depression works, I've-been sad for 30 minutes,
  30.  
  31. I wish ani may cat girls were real, peaceful, sexually compatible with humans-and looked exactly-like from an ani may, granted, they don't-have sex with you, i am not interested in sehx, i am interested in murder, that's a twist,
  32.  
  33. If alcohol-is a depressant-then-why-it make me shake my ass,
  34.  
  35. That pre cum from ketchup will mess ya whole meal up,
  36.  
  37. Yes i'm a capitalist, yes I live under a communist regime, yes, we exist, not for long you don't,
  38.  
  39. Girls are hard-to please, Thanks for-the cheese stick, can't wait-to marry you,
  40.  
  41. like did you really live your full school experience-if you din't get kicked out of science,
  42.  
  43. I pranked my girlfriend, I said I saw you kissing another guy, she apologized,
  44.  
  45. If peter parker thinks dr strange-is a made up name i wonder-what he'd think of Benedict cumbertbatch,
  46.  
  47. Thanos one piece swim suit, I'll take your entire stock,
  48.  
  49. Me explaining-what-is in-the 16 gb homework folder on my laptop, My mum, the FBI agent,
  50.  
  51. Class, what's-that smell?, kid who shit his pants,
  52.  
  53. Nobody, snap chat, dude looks-like a lady,
  54.  
  55. if you could thanos snap-and get rid of-something-what would-it-be, Credit card debt,
  56.  
  57. Sooo at-what age do we stop snap-chatting, or are we all gonna-be 65 updating our stories at bingo,
  58.  
  59. Time travelers are getting cocky now,
  60.  
  61. Rocket, we need help-to save half of-the universe, captain karen, there are plenty of planets out-there with managers I need-to talk-to,
  62.  
  63. At my funeral take-the bouquet off my casket-and throw-it in-the crowd-to see who next,
  64.  
  65. Haven't we matched-before, yeah we did, why did we unmatch, we went on a date,
  66.  
  67. When I die-someone hack my account-and post-It's hotter than a mother fucker down here,
  68.  
  69. Politicians-before elections, we'll-solve all your problems-if you elect us, after getting elected, I don't-even know who you are,
  70.  
  71. Yeah-being-told I love you-is good, but-have you ever-been called big man-by-the guy serving your kah bob,
  72.  
  73. My doctor-is-so pure she was-like sweetie do you-have any guy friends-that you do special activities with, ma'am I'm a whore,
  74.  
  75. Me, making fun of my brothers bad haircut, everyone else in-the cancer research hospital,
  76.  
  77. Alright, why-the hell did our parents let us play in-these things, like, this shit was essentially a bacteria factory-and parents just said, have at-it, l o l, because we were vaccinated,
  78.  
  79. My english-when I'm writing, My english-when i speak,
  80.  
  81. Hi i'm nose pierce little shirt big pants dock marten boots internet girl, and-this-is my terrible boy friend, dick e's pants curly hair wall puncher minimal shower boy,
  82.  
  83. Me, smiles, teacher, why are you smiling, me, nothing, me in my mind, wahoo,
  84.  
  85. 2009 meem's, when you think you-been working for 4 hours, and-it's only-been 17 minutes, meem's now,
  86.  
  87. I sat for 2 hours-to see-if I would rise-to scientifically test-whether I am bread dough, who are you, who are-so wise in-the ways of science,
  88.  
  89. unpopular opinion, there-is such a thing as-too many eggs, Popular opinion, coconut water-is fucking disgusting,
  90.  
  91. who eats-the most at a picnic?, mosquitos, the dog, my dad, he-is chub e, he has a problem,
  92.  
  93. when you go back into your old mine-craft world-and see your dog still waiting for you,
  94.  
  95. terrell jenkins, I'll-beat-the fuck out of you, I ain't-even do nothing-to you,
  96.  
  97. a spider, does nothing, the majority of girls,
  98.  
  99. thank me later, 2 pumps hydrogen 1 pump oxygen,
  100.  
  101. when-someone asks you for a pencil-and you-have two, you-have-the little one,
  102.  
  103. when you once got a higher grade than-the smartest kid of your class, you know, I was God once,
  104.  
  105. Alabama, bans abortion, all of Alabama in 5 years,
  106.  
  107. I gotta get-this off my chest, I accidentally served a lady spinach artichoke dip thinking-it was broccoli-and cheddar-soup, she ate-the whole thing-and said-it was one of her favorite-soups she's ever had,
  108.  
  109. when you're browsing in-the deep web-and see yourself with a 70 percent discount,
  110.  
  111. crush, tell me a lil-something-about yourself, me, if-it rains, or-there's lightning-or thunder, or-if-it snows, I-have-to jack off,
  112.  
  113. hey-there, nice photography, girls don't compliment me often on here, so I don't know-what-to say, sit on my face?, that could-be arranged,
  114.  
  115. test fire alarm, goes off, the majority of girls,
  116.  
  117. me, turns-the fan off, people in-the helicopter,
  118.  
  119. me, shoots friend-to see-if friendly fire-is enabled, everyone else at-the shooting range,
  120.  
  121. I'm not laughing, I-haven't laughed-since my wife died, why did you laugh-when your wife died?,
  122.  
  123. chapter 1, the story-so far, in-the-beginning-the Universe was created, this has made a lot of people very angry-and-been widely regarded as a bad move, this-is my favourite quote ever,
  124.  
  125. when a Karen comes in angrily asking-to speak-to-the manager-and you inform her you are-the manager,
  126.  
  127. me, making a meme-that I know-will make at least 1 person genuinely happy, it ain't much, but-it's honest work,
  128.  
  129. I usually get nervous-when I talk-to cute boys, awww, I guess-that's-why you were-so easy-to talk-to, destruction 100,
  130.  
  131. this-is-the superior fact format, because Kowalski actually knows shit,
  132.  
  133. son we-have-to talk-about your grades,
  134.  
  135. did you know one third of hoes are mad, I'm not mad, I'm not mad either,
  136.  
  137. me, hey play minecraft not fortnite, my brother, but fortnite-is free-and minecraft-is 27 dollars, me, a small price-to pay for salvation,
  138.  
  139. remember-that time-when doing-the dance-to juju on-that-beat was a massive hype, everyone was doing-the man ah kin challenge-and-the world was-being chased-by clowns?, no october will ever live up-to 2016 october,
  140.  
  141. certified poop nibba,
  142.  
  143. did you know?, this iguana stole your-toast-when you weren't looking-and now he's running away with-it,
  144.  
  145. when you realize-that-the waters-where-the tightanic sank-were probably-too cold for-the lobsters in-the kitchen-to survive, reality-is often disappointing,
  146.  
  147. this trucker-is living in 2029, he's watching a trailer,
  148.  
  149. how teachers feel-when-the students-have assigned seats,
  150.  
  151. you loco'd your last poco, com pah dray,
  152.  
  153. my brother-is-having his birthday party-soon-and he's inviting his whole class-except his ex girlfriend-and her new boyfriend, l o l my mom keeps convincing him-to let her come-and he's-like,
  154.  
  155. I want security at-the door, I hate her, she can't come, lmao he's in kindergarten,
  156.  
  157. you know I keep-that m f thang on me,
  158.  
  159. quavo writing lyrics for his album,
  160.  
  161. amy schumer-is criticizing chance-the rapper for supporting wendy's, instead of spicy nuggets, we want food-that-is harvest with dignity not violence, nah we want those motha fuckin nuggets,
  162.  
  163. trying-to fall asleep-and your body does-that fake fall thing,
  164.  
  165. dodge charger owner, doesn't rev engine at every stoplight, their ancestors,
  166.  
  167. roses are red, it's hot-like hell, maze-bean,
  168.  
  169. this-is a bird, wing, swooshy, flippy things?, seeing-organ,
  170.  
  171. this looks-like a dope cotton harvester until you realize-it's a concert,
  172.  
  173. what-is a suitable punishment for my 14 year old daughter, she used my fabric scissors-to cut-tore-tee ahwraps, death,
  174.  
  175. girlfriend, will leave you-after 2 months, can't find her own phone, can't kill a cockroach, constantly whines-about-the-thermostat, spiteful-and always complains-about her old friends,
  176.  
  177. simo hayha, fought for-this country till-the very end, can spot a-soldier kilometers away, sniped over 500 communists, fought-and smiled through freezing cold temperatures, once-took a captured enemy-soldier-to a party,
  178.  
  179. for all we known, there may-be a lonely guy who masturbated-to himself using-the girl filter, God left,
  180.  
  181. hey mom, what-is pen 4 plus pen 5 plus pen 6, pen 15, imbecile, I-have just deceived you into describing male genitalia,
  182.  
  183. I don't know how-to pick-this thing up-and I'm-so thirsty,
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