on *:LOAD: {
  echo 12 -a You Have Just Loaded OhGoody's Random Anus Slap
  echo 12 -a A Script0rs Inc. Production
  echo -a 14,1(14,1�15,1�0,1�0,1� ��X�Ǯ��t0��X׻ �0,1�15,1�14,1�) tm.
}
on *:TEXT:!RAS:#:{
  set %RNick $nick
  set %RChan $chan
  :spin
  set %RSNick $nick(%RChan,$rand(1,$nick(%RChan,0)))
  if (%RSNick == %RNick) goto spin
  else {
    .timer 1 1 .msg %RChan 11:: It's Time For Random Anus Slapping! 11::
    .timer 1 3 .msg %RChan 11:: %RNick Pick's A Paper Out Of The Paper Cup 11::
    .timer 1 6 .msg %RChan 11:: It Reads... 11::
    .timer 1 8 .msg %RChan 11:: %RSNick 11::
    .timer 1 10 .msg %RChan 11:: $nick Slaps %RSNick $+ 's Anus 11::
    halt
  }