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Pretentious Acronyms In Space

Bigwood Oct 6th, 2012 68 Never
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  1. [17:47:40] <@Giantree> PLEASE SEND HELP. SUBJECT HAS BROKE FREE IN MIDST OF MINDWIPE. SLAUGHTERING SECURITY PERSONNEL AND ROBOTS. FUCK! FUCK! HE MADE A HOLE IN THE HULL, HE GOT SUCKED OUT BUT THE SHIP IS FALLING APART!
  2. [17:47:47] <@Giantree> ... Well that's a good note to start on!
  3. [17:48:36] <@Giantree> You've done that JUST NOW, it turns out- the space vacuum is really warm.  Is that the term for it?  No it isn't because it's cold as fuck.  The falling-apart ship lies in the distance.
  4. [17:48:57] <@Giantree> In the distance getting farther... farther...
  5. [17:49:21] <@Giantree> A pink speck emerges from the distant explosion.
  6. [17:49:33] <Sherry> (Kirby?)
  7. [17:50:25] * ULTROS floats around at the void, confused and bemused at the bright thingy at the distance. Having his mind terribly fucked apparently made the experiment a bit wonky at the moment. "Hweeee..."
  8. [17:51:03] <@Giantree> Sound doesn't travel in space... or does it?  There's a noise... a familiar sounding noise.
  9. [17:51:09] <@Giantree> Like "FUNGAH!!"
  10. [17:52:17] <ULTROS> (YESSS)
  11. [17:52:21] <@Giantree> The pink speck grows ever closer by the second before the realization hits!
  12. [17:52:29] <ULTROS> (My bro Chupon)
  13. [17:53:27] <ULTROS> "Heehaw, might be a bit drunk, eh? I'm seeing pink elephants! Or something like that!" He spins around at the gravity-less void. "Hweee, pretty stars."
  14. [17:53:39] <@Giantree> Chaotic Hypothesis Unique Paranormal Organism (Neutral) SOARS through the space vacuum after the explosion... and it looks like the explosion shoots farther away too.  In fact it crashes against a planet, which also explodes!
  15. [17:53:46] <@Giantree> And then that planet crashes into a star.
  16. [17:53:48] <@Giantree> It explodes too.
  17. [17:55:25] <ULTROS> "Have a blast! Haahahaaha!"
  18. [17:56:03] <@Giantree> Finally the pink monster arrives in close proximity- unfortunately he was never designed with the ability to speak more than one word.  Or do anything but snort and be pink.
  19. [17:56:21] <@Giantree> Floooooat.
  20. [17:56:30] <@Giantree> ... Well, this sure is interesting.
  21. [17:56:56] <@Giantree> Flooooooooooooooooat.
  22. [17:56:56] <ULTROS> "Haw haw haw! Hey there brother!" He waves at the pink snorting monster with a tentacle. "Care for a ride?"
  23. [17:57:44] <@Giantree> The vastness of space is a gigantic nothing once you're inside it, apparently!  After all the explosions it doesn't look like there are any ships or planets around at all.  CHUPON grins a happy, toothy grin and comes closer though.
  24. [18:00:27] <ULTROS> "This place is hella boring. I guess space is a cold harsh mistress!" ULTROS swims closer to CHUPON, carefully latching on him. "Hey brah, what you think about we go to a catgirl planet? I think one of the doctors on the facility was a cat..." He stops for a bit, clutching his head in great pain. "F-facilty... Facility? Wait, what..." After zoning out, he stares at the void. "Huh. What
  25. [18:00:27] <ULTROS> was i talking about?"
  26. [18:00:40] <@Giantree> "!"
  27. [18:01:03] <@Giantree> CHUPON grins a hearty grin, but after a while it turns into a frown as he realizes there's nothing being done but floating.
  28. [18:03:08] <ULTROS> "...Oh i think it was... Ah, hell, it was about getting out of there. What's your name, brah?"
  29. [18:03:25] <@Giantree> The pink creature just wobbles around looking for something, but doesn't find anything.
  30. [18:03:35] <@Giantree> It starts trying to answer the question.
  31. [18:03:38] <@Giantree> "..."
  32. [18:03:39] <@Giantree> "F..."
  33. [18:03:48] <@Giantree> "Fuuuuuuu..."
  34. [18:03:53] <@Giantree> "Fffffffuuuuuuuuuu..."
  35. [18:04:02] <ULTROS> "Hey, don't curse, brah!"
  36. [18:05:43] <@Giantree> "FUNGAH!!!"
  37. [18:05:45] * ULTROS takes a look if there's any identification tag. Hell, he has one, no? "ULTROS, huh? Might be my name!" He says after noticing the bangle on the tentacle.
  38. [18:06:03] <@Giantree> He reels back and SNORTS in your direction... did space always move that fast?
  39. [18:06:15] <@Giantree> Before that though you can totally make out the CHUPON.
  40. [18:06:17] <@Giantree> On his...
  41. [18:06:18] <@Giantree> ...
  42. [18:06:20] <@Giantree> ...
  43. [18:06:21] <@Giantree> Teeth.
  44. [18:06:53] <@Giantree> SPACE FLIES FASTER THAN THOUGHT POSSIBLE
  45. [18:07:00] <@Giantree> One year later... no wait that's not right.
  46. [18:07:06] <@Giantree> One second later
  47. [18:07:47] <@Giantree> SPLAT.  The dizzying start stop moving and you're all-of-a-sudden clutching to a pane of a hyper-reinforced space window.
  48. [18:07:53] <@Giantree> ... Or something like that.
  49. [18:08:01] <@Giantree> On the other side there's... a woman changing?
  50. [18:08:13] <Sherry> (CLANG! "What the fuck was that?")
  51. [18:09:13] <ULTROS> "Holy moly, Mister CHUPON! You read my mind, eh?" The tentacle creature slams his face at the window, drooling.
  52. [18:09:50] <@Giantree> It's a brunette who... oh, well, she's not as cute and young as she could be.  But she stares helplessly at the window in shock.
  53. [18:10:07] <@Giantree> Presses a small button that makes some outfit appear.... and faints.
  54. [18:10:09] <ULTROS> "Hey, no need to stop whatever you are doing, babe!"
  55. [18:10:45] <@Giantree> ".... ngah!!"
  56. [18:11:03] <@Giantree> SUDDENLY a snort being blown in the opposite direction sends the pink blob flying into the window too!
  57. [18:11:05] <@Giantree> SPLAT.
  58. [18:12:20] <Kain> (my god)
  59. [18:12:23] * ULTROS is probably crushed by the blob pressing on the window!
  60. [18:12:23] <Kain> (It's full of stars
  61. [18:13:14] <ULTROS> "YOWZA! I better give you some cold medicine, brah! Or at least something for hay fever!"
  62. [18:13:33] <@Giantree> "Fungaaaahhhh."
  63. [18:13:38] <@Giantree> He doesn't actually snort this time though.
  64. [18:13:45] <@Giantree> At least, not a big one.  Just a... snot bubble.
  65. [18:14:15] <@Giantree> The creature rolls down the window and down the side of the ship, apparently.
  66. [18:15:44] * ULTROS probably rolls down as well. "We can get some cold pills inside there, brah! Let's just find an air-lock. It's not like they can 'air-lock us out'!"
  67. [18:17:16] <@Giantree> CHUPON continues along the window and points one out... with his teeth.  But there are living things inside the window too!  Non-undressing ones.
  68. [18:17:32] <ULTROS> Any cute chicks?
  69. [18:17:40] <ULTROS> (Probs Sherry)
  70. [18:18:32] <@Giantree> (Sherry is pretty cute, I think Rufi is cute personally because she has that HUnewearl look with like, a midriff outfit)
  71. [18:18:48] <@Giantree> (Fran├žoise has the 'cute receptionist' thing going on too.)
  72. [18:19:43] <ULTROS> "Hey there ladies! Heehee, i want to wrap my tentacle on her, Mister CHUPON. Let's try to break inside this thing!" He PUNCHES the window.
  73. [18:21:28] <@Giantree> The PUNCH doesn't hurt the window much, because it's hyper-reinforced!  But the redheaded android at the counter moves her mouth and points downward.
  74. [18:21:33] <@Giantree> While waving.
  75. [18:22:24] <Sherry> ("Call me. I'm open!")
  76. [18:23:18] <@Giantree> Some kind of tiny droid fires a laser at the window.  Nothing happens.
  77. [18:23:40] <@Giantree> Meanwhile CHUPON found the airlock and proceeds to ninja inside!  Only in a not-ninja-at-all way.
  78. [18:23:47] <@Giantree> Because he's just flat-out breaking in.
  79. [18:24:10] <@Giantree> One of the people inside tosses the droid at the window and it, too, bounces off.
  80. [18:24:55] <ULTROS> "Hey don't you go without me, brah!" ULTROS swims in pursuit of his pink friend. "My tentacle hurt... Guess i'd break a bone if i had one, gwe he he !"
  81. [18:27:19] <@Giantree> The trip isn't difficult!  After some space customs - you know, like breaking in - the ship is a long-spanning hallway.  Or rather that's what's past the airlock.
  82. [18:27:27] <@Giantree> CHUPON heads to the right, sniffling.
  83. [18:28:40] <ULTROS> "Those are full of dust, don't try to sniff them up, CHUPON!" He tries to make sense of the weird hallway before him before dashing behind his buddy.
  84. [18:29:32] <@Giantree> He'd nod if he had a head to nod with!  He really kind of doesn't though, and just floats along until... oh, here it comes.  Sniff... sniff...
  85. [18:30:13] * ULTROS puts a tentacle on his nose to contain it!
  86. [18:31:06] <@Giantree> (oh dear)
  87. [18:32:10] <@Giantree> He still snorts and THE WHOLE TRNTACLE GOES WITH!
  88. [18:32:17] <@Giantree> ... And the whole octopus that is ULTROS also.
  89. [18:32:22] <@Giantree> (time to move to the other channel~)
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