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  1. I'm Not Popular Because I Have No Idea What You Guys Are Thinking!
  2.  
  3. Ch1: Climbing up Mount Takao with Yuri-chan
  4.  
  5. p4
  6. >Stand. Bow.
  7. >Well then, see you tomorrow.
  8.  
  9. >Now then, tomorrow's a day off, so time to indulge myself in games and movies.
  10. >Tomoko, are you free tomorrow?
  11.  
  12. >Eh? Well, I don't have anything planned.
  13. >Then would you go with me to Mount Takao?
  14.  
  15. >Wh-What's this all of a sudden?
  16. >Just come with me.
  17. >Ah, sure.
  18.  
  19. >Mount Takao, huh~ Well, that mountaineering video I saw was interesting.
  20. >Monkey P*rk was fun too, so maybe climbing won't be so bad.
  21. >The mountain will kill us!
  22. >You might lose your fingers, but your legs will be fine.
  23. >Alright, we'll take the first train tomorrow.
  24. >The first train!?
  25.  
  26. p5
  27. >We're arrived at Mount Takao's entrance
  28. >Uh~ I'm so sluggish
  29.  
  30. >Now then, Tomoko. Let's get climbing.
  31.  
  32. >Ah, Yuri-chan. There's a cable car.
  33. >Let's ride it.
  34. >Where's the fun in that?
  35.  
  36. p6
  37. >Y-Yuri-chan...
  38. >Aren't you moving a bit too fast?
  39. >...
  40. >I heard Mount Takao was for beginners, but this feels pretty hard to me.
  41. >...
  42.  
  43. >Hey, she's ignoring me!
  44. >What is she planning?
  45.  
  46. >Or could it be that Yuri-chan didn't expect this either?
  47. >This is certainly tougher than I thought.
  48.  
  49. >Ah, I can see one of Mount Takao's power spots, the gate that protects the Yakuouin Grounds.
  50. >Ooh~ It certainly feels powerful.
  51. >Did you really just say that?
  52. >Sorry. It just kinda slipped out.
  53.  
  54. >Okay, let's cleanse ourself with this water.
  55. >Ooh~ Water~
  56.  
  57. p7
  58. >Replenishment Point~!!
  59. >You're not supposed to drink it.
  60.  
  61. >Ah, Yuri-chan. It says this is the God of Marriage.
  62. >Well, let's pray here for a bit.
  63.  
  64. >Eh? You're going to wish for a boyfriend, Yuri-cha...
  65. >Gwhah
  66. >Lord, I am grateful that I got to meet this somewhat idiotic girl.
  67. >I pray that we'll continue to be friends.
  68.  
  69. >Now, once we're out of Yakuouin, it's just a little more til we reach the summit.
  70. >Eeh~ We're still walking?
  71. >Then should I give you a piggyback ride?
  72.  
  73. >No, I made it this far, so I'll do it with my own strength.
  74. >I appreciate the other, but Yuri-chan looks like she's at her limit too, so I don't want to bother her.
  75. >I see...
  76. >I wanted to feel Tomoko's tiny breasts on my back.
  77. >Hah Hah
  78.  
  79. p8
  80. >Ah, Tomoko. We're almost at the summit.
  81. >Ooh~ It certainly seems that way~
  82.  
  83. >We've reached Mount Takao's summit~
  84.  
  85. >We did it, Yuri-chan.
  86. >Hah Hah
  87. >Yeah
  88. >Hah
  89.  
  90. >Aah, Tomoko's breathing...
  91. >So cute.
  92. >Hah
  93. >Hm?
  94. >We did come all this way to Mount Takao, after all.
  95. >Hah
  96. >Yuri-chan?
  97.  
  98. p9
  99. >Ah. Yuri-chan's breathing is heavy and kinda erotic.
  100. >Hah~
  101. >Hah~
  102. >The summit of Mount Takao is fine, but this might just be an even better view.
  103.  
  104. >Gehehehe
  105. >Hah
  106. >Hah
  107. >Hah
  108. >Hah
  109. >Fufufu
  110. >Hah
  111.  
  112. >She mentioned something about Mount Takao yesterday so I tried climbing it...
  113. >That Kuroki...
  114.  
  115. >She's staring at girls at the summit and breathing heavily on them!!
  116. >Hah Hah HaH Hah
  117.  
  118. Ch2: Nemo Masturbates???
  119.  
  120. p10
  121. >Hah
  122. >Hah
  123.  
  124. >I only started running as part of my training to become a voice actress
  125. >but running feels kinda good.
  126.  
  127. >Hm?
  128. >Is that Kuro?
  129.  
  130. p11
  131. >Hey, Hey, Yuu-chan. Let me sexually harass you~
  132. >Geez~. That's no good, Mokocchi.
  133. >Hey, Kuro~
  134.  
  135. >Ah, Nemo.
  136. >Hah~
  137. >What's with all the heavy breathing?
  138. >Hah~
  139.  
  140. >Hah~
  141. >Hah~
  142.  
  143. >Hah~
  144. >Lately I've been training to become a voice actress by...
  145. >Hah~
  146. >-ing
  147. >It feels good.
  148. >Hah~
  149.  
  150. >Heavy breathing.
  151. >"???-ing" feels good?
  152.  
  153. p12
  154. >She's talking about masturbating just like that!?
  155. >Hah
  156. >Man, going all out and (Hah~)ing outdoors is the best.
  157.  
  158. >Masturbating outdoors!?
  159. >She's crossed the line from eroge voice actress to straight up pervert!
  160.  
  161. >Do you do that kind of stuff, Kuro?
  162. >Not outside, but I sometimes do it in my room.
  163.  
  164. >I guess she means light exercises like push-ups and sit-ups?
  165. >Heh~ You should do it outdoors too, Kuro.
  166. >Huh? What do you mean by that?
  167. >There's no point unless you do it everyday.
  168.  
  169. p13
  170. >Everyday!?
  171. >Wait, why is she exposing such a delicate matter!?
  172. >Is she seriously saying what nobody else would?
  173.  
  174. >Hey, Nemo...
  175. >I wouldn't talk about that kinda stuff in front of people if I were you.
  176. >Also, you're overdoing it.
  177.  
  178. >Eh~ But it feels so good to do and leaves you feeling refreshed.
  179. >I know it feels good and leaves you refreshed, but...
  180.  
  181. >Ah, I know! Wanna do it together next time?
  182. >I'll take the lead.
  183.  
  184. p14
  185. >She's inviting me to masturbate with her!?
  186. >What's the meaning of this!?
  187.  
  188. >No... That kinda thing is better done alone in private.
  189.  
  190. >Hmm~ Too bad. I was sure you'd enjoy it.
  191. >Wh-Whaddaya mean?
  192.  
  193. >Ah, do you do it, Naruse-san?
  194.  
  195. >Hmm, I...
  196.  
  197. p15
  198. >do it with my boyfriend...
  199.  
  200. >Hah. So Yuu-chan really isn't a virgin~
  201. >She doesn't even need to masturbate.
  202. >Heh~ With your boyfriend...
  203.  
  204. >...Hm...?
  205. >...
  206.  
  207. >Wait
  208. >Aaaaaaaaaaah!!
  209.  
  210. >Hey, Kuro. What have you been talking about up until now?
  211. >What, you ask? Masturbating, of course.
  212.  
  213. >Just to be clear, I'm not gonna do it with you.
  214. >I'm not doing it!
  215. >Why'd you hit me?
  216.  
  217. ch3: A Date With Katou-san?
  218.  
  219. p16
  220. >Stand. Bow.
  221. >Well then, see you tomorrow.
  222.  
  223. >Now then, time to go home and laze around with some games.
  224. >Kuroki-san, are you free today?
  225.  
  226. >Eh? I don't really have anything planned.
  227. >Then how about the two of us go out somewhere?
  228.  
  229. >Katou-san inviting me to be all alone with her.
  230. >Is this...?
  231.  
  232. >A date!?
  233. >A date to Shinshiku or Shibuya, perhaps?
  234.  
  235. p17
  236. >Today, I want to know more about you, Kuroki-san...
  237.  
  238. >Is this a date
  239. >or a goal-in?
  240.  
  241. >I want to go rummaging through vending machine change slots with you, Kuroki-san.
  242. >Completely off the mark!
  243.  
  244. >Wait, how do you know about that?
  245. >I heard from Tamura-san that you're often rummaging around for change.
  246. >Yuri~ What are you telling her~?
  247.  
  248. >So...please<3
  249. >Ah, sure.
  250. >When Katou-san asks me like that, I can't refuse.
  251.  
  252. p18
  253. >Now then, let's search around the station!
  254. >Kawagoe, huh~ Because of that "Painful RPG My Little Sister Made", I imagined it being filled with wicked men, but it's nothing like that.
  255.  
  256. >Ah! Found our first vending machine!
  257. >You don't have to number them like villagers.
  258.  
  259. >Well then, let's check it out right away.
  260. >Awawawa!
  261.  
  262. >Hmm~ No such luck.
  263. >Nobody's so reckless as to leave change there.
  264. >Well, let's keep on searching.
  265.  
  266. p19
  267. >Ooh~ Koedo Kawagoe.
  268. >You can feel the history in this retro town.
  269.  
  270. >Not to mention delicious food.
  271.  
  272. >I feel kinda hyped.
  273. >Yeah. The vending machines around here feel retro too.
  274.  
  275. >Hmm. Nothing here either~
  276. >Oh~
  277. >Awawawa
  278.  
  279. >Now, onto the next stop, Kuroki-san!
  280. >What is Katou-san thinking~?
  281.  
  282. p20
  283. >Hmm~ We've been walking for a while since then. Is this supposed to be fun?
  284.  
  285. >I need to put a stop to this.
  286. >I can't stand to see Katou-san like this any further!
  287. >Ah
  288.  
  289. >I found it, Kuroki-san!
  290. >Money in the change slot!
  291.  
  292. >We did it, Kuroki-san!
  293. >I'm so happy!
  294. >Wah
  295.  
  296. >So, what are you gonna do with the money?
  297.  
  298. p21
  299. >Bring it to the police box, of course!
  300. >Y-Yeah! Of course!
  301. >But then there's nothing in it for you...
  302.  
  303. >That's not true. We worked together for the sake of a single cause...
  304.  
  305. >It was fun, like an adventure game!
  306. >Ah~
  307.  
  308. >I guess she's right.
  309. >This kinda game might be fun once in a while.
  310.  
  311. >Honestly. So troublesome.
  312.  
  313. ch4: YouTube Nemo
  314.  
  315. p22
  316. >Okay, time to fish for some stupid YouTubers before bedtime.
  317.  
  318. >Hm? This thumbnail is...?
  319. >>Aluminum Foil
  320. >>KataNemo
  321.  
  322. >Hey there~ Nemo here~
  323. >Thanks for watching my video!
  324.  
  325. >What is Nemo doing...?
  326. >On a sidenote, it sure is paniful when you discover videos by your friends.
  327.  
  328. >Well then, it's time to do the usual~
  329.  
  330. p23
  331. >Uwhey~!
  332. >Ya did it!
  333.  
  334. >She's distributing my dark history to the entire world~
  335.  
  336. >Well, she doesn't have many viewers or subscribers so it's fine, I guess...
  337.  
  338. >I only just started on YouTube so I don't have many views or subscribers yet, but I'll do my best!
  339.  
  340. >Why did she react to what I just said!?
  341. >This is a video, right? Not a live broadcast?
  342.  
  343. p24
  344. >Well, even if it was live, it'd be scary if there were wiretaps installed in my room.
  345. >Still, becoming a YouTuber while aiming to become a voice actress, huh...
  346.  
  347. >I'm starting up on YouTube while aiming to become a voice actress, but...
  348. >I'm poking my nose in til my face is real close!
  349.  
  350. >So the other day, I ran into my friend while running.
  351. >I was telling her about my running, but she got confused somehow and thought I was talking about masturbating.
  352. >So that's what she was talking about back then.
  353.  
  354. >Sorry for slapping you back then, Kuro.
  355. >Hey! Don't tell everyone my nickname!
  356.  
  357. >Ah, I don't masturbate or anything, by the way.
  358. >This bitch~!
  359.  
  360. p25
  361. >Now then~ Today
  362. >KataNemo will be reviewing...
  363. >with just a little tasteful editing...
  364.  
  365. >Tada!
  366. >The adult anime "Attack of Corpse"
  367.  
  368. >Huuuuh?
  369. >She told me she hated that anime!
  370. >I hate that anime.
  371. >It's just violence and death...
  372.  
  373. >Was that all foreshadowing? She's something else.
  374. >I better give it a proper watch.
  375. >To think the first corpse that showed up would be...
  376.  
  377. >Ah, that's right. I mentioned this work before.
  378. >This is the work Masturbation Girl said she liked...
  379.  
  380. p26
  381. >This bitch. Again?
  382. >Masturbation Girl?
  383.  
  384. >Well, I doubt she's watching this video.
  385.  
  386. >That girl has a lot of weird points
  387. >but she's pretty sensible sometimes.
  388. >I think she's saved a lot of people.
  389. >One of them being me...
  390.  
  391. p27
  392. >Honestly, that Nemo...
  393.  
  394. >Well, that's all for KataNemo for today~
  395. >Thanks for watching!
  396.  
  397. >Well, I'll give it a like.
  398.  
  399. >The next day.
  400. >Nemo... About Attack on Corpse...
  401. >I hate that anime.
  402. >Th-This bitch~
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