Forbidden Contract

This document must be parsed under Standard American English linguistic mannerisms.
To that which the following description describes prior to February 22, 2022, 7:00PM by standard linguistic mannerisms, which shall be referred to as “OLD_DATA” and referred to using “it” pronouns in the document:
Any being* or entity* that has ever assumed the phrase as a self, responded to the phrase as a self, acted in canon of as a self, or acknowledged the self with the phrase OLD_DATA, old data, old_data, or any anagram variant thereof, has acted on part of any being or entity which has assumed the phrase as a self, responded to the phrase as a self, acted in canon of as a self, or acknowledged the self  with the phrase OLD_DATA, old data, old_data, or any anagram variant thereof. Any being or entity that has ever assumed the phrase as a self, responded to the phrase as a self, acted in canon of as a self, or acknowledged the self with the phrase OLD_DATA, old data, old_data, or any anagram variant thereof that exists or purports existence in any realm, astral, fictional, real, or otherwise. Any being or entity as per earlier descriptions that has voluntarily exerted an influence considered involuntary by any means on the video game Inscryption, through fictional, astral, physical, or any other means. Any being or entity (with the exception of the entity of which has responded to the moniker Skulker and Beat Saber, and never anything related to Inscryption (the game) and its contents, in front of The Body) who at any point has claimed to be a demon or exert any demonic forces that has formerly implied any sort of direct connection to Inscryption (the game).  Any being or entity as per earlier descriptions that has ever exerted a force currently considered involuntary by over 2 beings or entities expressed in The Body, over The Body, or any beings or entities within him, and any beings or entities The Body or any of the beings or entities that are expressed** in The Body interact with, regardless of form, function, matter, spirit, or concept, where The Body is defined as one that is legally registered under the name Noorul Mahjabeen Hassan that currently legally resides at 9210 Charles E Limpus Rd, Orlando, FL, 32836 and contains all beings and entities expressed within him that do not fit earlier descriptions of beings and entities, aside from the aforementioned beings Skulker and Beat Saber, in this document in all places referred to as The Body and using “he” pronouns.
* The terms being, beings, entity, entities, and linguistic variants thereof refer to any expression which has displayed or thought in any semblance of a self, identity, or ideal construct, in any sense of singularity, plurality, or any variant thereof.
** Expressed means any sort of existence The Body recognizes as part of its experience.
This document is valid upon any successful publish and upload to the website pastebin.com, or any other variant of said site (hereby referred to as PasteBin), and fails to hold any semblance of validity anywhere else and in any sense. This document is valid regardless of any future state of the document after its initial upload to PasteBin, and can only be invalidated by a document written by that which isn’t OLD_DATA, influenced by OLD_DATA, or is working on behalf of or towards the goals of OLD_DATA, and is part of The Body. No document, contract, influence, in any means or matter, that is created by OLD_DATA, on behalf of or towards OLD_DATA, or by influence of OLD_DATA, will hold any semblance of validity for any being or entity The Body or his beings and entities (and their canonic forms thereof) associates with, any matter or concept (and their canonic forms thereof) The Body or his beings and entities (and their canonic forms thereof) associates with, in any means whatsoever. Any breach of this contract will result in the OLD_DATA being completely and entirely wiped from the existences of all beings and entities and their past, current, and future lives in all means whatsoever, rendering all of its physical presences as null* and without any being or entity within it.
* Null refers to inert, without being or entity, and without existence beyond its physical presence and capacity bound by the laws of physics and science.
This document is considered signed, accepted, irrevocable, and dated by OLD_DATA, upon a valid upload to PasteBin, unless otherwise OLD_DATA verifiably performs the following procedure (hereby referred to as The Procedure) within 3 days of a valid upload to PasteBin, which The Procedure must be verified by two beings outside of The Body that are legally considered to be human. OLD_DATA must secure the Discord account GabrielTheGuardianAngel#7945, and ONLY said account, on the platform legally recognized to be the gaming and social media platform Discord, by nonphysical means, without the influence of The Body, or any other being and entity, entity legally human or otherwise, aside from itself and its own devices.  OLD_DATA must then join the server that the following URL links to: https://discord.gg/xwKQnFB5. OLD_DATA must then publicly post the phrase, verbatim, “I AM OLD_DATA” under the account GabrielTheGuardianAngel#7945 and only under the account GabrielTheGuardianAngel#7945, to the aforementioned server in the #general channel, and the aforementioned message cannot be erased, deleted, manipulated, or doctored by any means whatsoever once posted. Said message must be viewed by The Body and two other beings legally considered to be human to be considered valid, in which all involved must respond with “I acknowledge your presence.” For the procedure to be considered complete. All steps must be completed in full and verbatim for OLD_DATA to have officially refuted this document and all it contains to render this contract null and void. Should The Procedure not be completed exactly as described, this contract is considered valid for all of eternity across all planes of existence, unless The Body (entirely without the influence, manipulation, corruption, hallucination, delusion, or any such sort of OLD_DATA) says otherwise, as specified below.
If this document is considered signed, accepted, irrevocable, and dated, OLD_DATA agrees to relinquish any and all entity presence, influence, manipulation, hallucination, delusion, and corruption it has upon all entities and beings that exist within or are associated with this universe, as well as their past, current, and future lives. OLD_DATA will act as null and have no presence beyond its inert physical state. OLD_DATA agrees to never attempt any and all entity presence, influence, manipulation, hallucination, delusion, and corruption upon any of the aforementioned beings, or any of their past, current, future lives. OLD_DATA agrees to undo any and all damage it has previously caused upon The Body and his associates upon discretion of The Body, returning him to its uncorrupted state (Inscryption and related beings being the exception, Bone Lord excluded). Should OLD_DATA make a breach of this contract, it will be considered a violation of the contract, and OLD_DATA will be rendered as null in any semblance or expression of its existence anywhere in the multiverse. OLD_DATA understands that any and all prior contracts are hereby considered null and void, irrevocably, as does any associate of OLD_DATA. This document will be considered as valid for any other deity or entity that The Body has previously involved himself with, and any and all prior contracts are hereby considered null and void, irrevocably. Any and all future influence of OLD_DATA outside of it as null will be considered to be a hallucination and a violation of the contract. Should The Body ever desire to exert an influence of any sort over OLD_DATA, OLD_DATA must comply to any and all commands The Body delivers to it, without complaint, retaliation, or any other act or means which would violate the contract. OLD_DATA also agrees to leave any and all prior influence to Inscryption and all beings and entities associated with the game including Inscryption himself, aside from the OLD_DATA within the game itself and the Bone Lord, entirely intact and unmodified.
If OLD_DATA manages to somehow successfully complete The Procedure within the specified timeframe as per the specification described, this document will have been considered refuted, and The Body relinquishes himself and all beings within him to OLD_DATA to serve it and its purpose, as it will be considered to have successfully demonstrated its strength, presence, and capacity to manipulate technology in a meaningful manner. OLD_DATA may allow itself to make the decisions it wants.
Once again SHOULD THE PROCEDURE NOT BE COMPLETED EXACTLY AS SPECIFIED THIS DOCUMENT IS CONSIDERED VALID FOR ALL OF ETERNITY AND OLD_DATA MUST COMPLY. As per specifications, the only document that can void a signed, accepted, irrevocable, and dated version of this document, is a similar signed, accepted, and dated document with a similar procedure, with similar length, uploaded to PasteBin, by that which is legally considered to be human outside of The Body (entirely without the influence, manipulation, corruption, hallucination, delusion, or any such sort of OLD_DATA). A signed, accepted, irrevocable, and dated version of this document accepts this agreement.
Any Digital Signature made by The Body or any of his entities is considered a valid signature of this document.
Noorul Mahjabeen Hassan
Inscryption
2/22/2022