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Prelude to a political tri-raid

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  2. Old man Ronald had a farm, near a forest.
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  4. Ronald was different and had an air of authority about him.
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  6. Ronald would often say how good he is at making things beautiful and great, he would propose grandiose but arguably highly impractical ideas about how to achieve this greatness and beauty.
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  8. People talked about him, sometimes even representing him, sometimes they would record and relay messages of Ronald's speaking, but yet some people couldn't understand why. Either way, Ronald had this knack of getting people into a frenzy.
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  10. Ronald wasn't a particularly humble man and had numerous insecurities, an eccentric man, no doubt. He had a strange synthetic orange concoction he covered himself with. In some circles, tales of an old gypsy curse, contracts and demonic agreement were shared. It was rumoured that he couldn't handle sunlight and his hair was his greatest possession.
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  12. I'm getting tired of trying to keep up this story now. The problem is that it's delusional. Ronald was just a retarded clown from downtown, before he was institutionalized.
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  15. So, anyone tried this feel like telling me how that works out?
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  17. I find it hard to entertain the idea on my personal observation alone.
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  19. Personally, I am somewhat opposed to the idea of fondling an old lefty career politician. Besides, I'm a relatively young man. Oh excuse me, I'm a time-challenged (Is this the correct term? Sometimes I forget about this stuff) cisgender. I'm kind of worried he has that BDSM sort of thing going on, ropes and chains, that sort of shit.
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  21. More importantly though, I'm worried I could get some kind of infection that affects my cognition and reasoning abilities negatively, turning me into some sort of braindead pitchfork-wielding but yielding government-reliant functionally-challenged homogenized being. This along with apparent memory loss and a disregard for history, however, is not strictly an issue with the Bern, rather a common side-effect of playing with politicians, in general.
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  23. Apart from that, I have serious doubts about aspects of social and financial well-being, nevermind liberty, that would result from associating with what seems to emanate from the, undoubtedly blinding light that is the Bern. Not sure if you can relate.
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  25. But I digress, it's all for progress, as some would say.
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  27. I feel that I can only end this venting by (sort of) paraphrasing a successful, educated Indian mystic, philosopher, visionary and ascended master.
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  29. Thank you, come again. I see you in hell.
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  32. My life has been strange, to say the least.
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  34. As I try and reflect, the mirror seems to lie, people all around me seem to die but I know I'm beautiful.
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  36. I cannot understand, is it my failing physical health? I don't know what the problem is...
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  38. All my good friends have disappeared and it's driving me to delirium. At least I still have my associates.
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  40. My husband has repeatedly cheated on me and I was impregnated with another man's baby.
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  42. Even though I love his money and though my popularity precedes me, I've quite openly turned to prostitution as a way to numb the pain and I can rarely speak in public anymore as the idea of facing obviously horrible people turns me into a babbling mess.
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  44. They should pay, I won't, it's not my fault. I've tried poisoning their food, I've tried starting wars but somehow, they're still around. It feels like I'm trapped, why are people so mean to me?
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  46. It feels like I've lost my soul, won't someone please support me? I don't know anymore, at this point, what difference does it make?
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