Jul 22nd, 2011
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  1. [19:13:02] * Submission stands in the midst of the square, Dos by his side, eyeing the front window before the Lazing Slaking. "Gonna need to cut that one down a bit, I think," he mumbles as he takes a measurement with his hands. He doesn't even have a tape measure!
  2. [19:13:22] <Submission> Or anything to write it down! He seems to just be sizing it up on the spot.
  3. [19:14:44] * Balthazar is sitting in one barrel in the middle of the square, with Rodan perched on his head. <Hey boss, i'm bored!> the bird says to him. "Oh vell, it's not like zis hick town 'ave something to do, eh?"
  4. [19:15:45] <Submission> As Submission eyes the windows, Dos, the little Slowpoke, wanders over towards Balthazar, tail flicking back and forth lazily. "Slow~" he says on approach.
  5. [19:20:00] <Balthazar> "Vell, zere it is, a friend for you, Rodan!" Balth points at the lazing Slowpoke. The Archen descends from his head and starts flying around Dos. <He doesn't look too bright, boss!>
  6. [19:21:08] <Submission> "Poooke~" the little creature replies, trying to follow the Archen around in circles. He's not going very fast though. After a moment, he rears up on his hind legs and does a strange little hop towards the bird, almost like he's jumping or something.
  7. [19:26:46] <Balthazar> Rodan quickly ascends, frightened by the sudden hop of the larger Slowpoke and starts staring at it from the top of a barrel. <Boss, he wants trouble, i knows it!> "Vell, i think zat's your fault, eh?"
  8. [19:29:27] <Balthazar> "In any case, where is 'is owner, eh? It doesn't look like a stray Pokémon, eh?"
  9. [19:35:08] <Submission> At the word "owner", Dos turns to go walk towards Submission. Submission looks up at the Pokemon to see Balthazar and Rodan behind him. "You went and made a friend, bud?" Submission says, standing up tall. He strides powerfully towards the man on the barrel, saying, "Haven't I met you before?" Submission's face is firmly set in his normal blank stare.
  10. [19:38:46] <Balthazar> "I think so? You should look where your Pokémon wander too, eh?" Meanwhile, Rodan starts making faces at the Slowpoke from atop the other barrel.
  11. [19:42:05] <Balthazar> "You vere in ze bar too, right? With big sis?"
  12. [19:42:46] <Submission> "Dos can take care of himself, fine, friend. No need to lecture," Submission says, an easy-going tone in his voice. The Slowpoke, meanwhile, is busy attempting to climb onto the barrel to get at the bird. "He's kind of frisky today though. Maybe he needs to blow off some steam."
  13. [19:45:13] <Balthazar> "...You call zat 'frisky'?"
  14. 19:48:32] <Balthazar> "In any case, you know vhere sis is? I kind of need to talk vith her, eh?"
  15. [19:49:06] <Submission> The Slowpoke pushes hard enough that suddenly the barrel begins to tip over. "Slow~" it says happily. Submission grins and cracks his neck. "Now, what do you want to talk to my sister for, friend?"
  16. [19:51:55] <Balthazar> "...Not your sister, mine! Are you as slow as ze slowpoke? Sis Raven!" Balthazar flails his arms in disapprovement. Meanwhile, Rodan flaps his wings nervously while trying to keep atop the barrel. <Hey man, don't do this!>
  17. [20:33:30] <BigTentacruel> "Raven's your sister?" Submission says, confusedly, "I ain't seen her. Shouldn't you know where she is?" The Slowpoke, meanwhile, keeps up his antics, shoving the barrel all the way over and attempting to chase the bird. "Pooooke~!"
  18. [20:36:18] <Balthazar> "I vas raised alongside 'er. I guess it makes us siblings of sorts, eh?" Balthazar shrugs while the Archen jumps out of the barrel and starts squawking at Dos in rage. <Imma beat ya punk! Come're so i can buffet ya face!>
  19. [20:39:58] <Submission> "Oh, I getcha," Submission replies, "Seems your bird there wants to scrap. What say you to a little training, friend? Maybe I'll help find your 'sister' then, eh?"
  20. [20:40:46] <Submission> The Slowpoke sits there with a grin on its big dopey face, obviously enjoying its own antagonistic tactics.
  21. [20:43:27] <Balthazar> "My, zat sounds quite a challenge, eh? Very vell, it's not like i can't afford a scrape."
  22. [20:43:55] <Balthazar> "I am bored, try to make it look entertaining, eh?"
  23. [20:45:57] <Submission> "Entertaining? Dos knows what to do, then." Submission says, standing in a relaxed pose. The Slowpoke looks up at the bird, still stupidly grinning. "Slow~" it says, waiting for the Archen to make the first move.
  24. [20:48:22] <Balthazar> <Oi, get ready for that, pinky!> Rodan starts flapping his wings as it glides on the air and tries to slap the Slowpoke in the face with his left wing.
  25. [20:48:24] <Balthazar> 1d20 wing attack
  26. [20:48:24] <DiceMaid-9001> Balthazar, wing attack: 11 [1d20=11]
  27. [20:48:48] <Balthazar> 3d10+1d6+15
  28. [20:48:48] <DiceMaid-9001> Balthazar, 3d10+1d6+15: 36 [3d10=9,5,5; 1d6=2]
  29. [20:49:45] <Balthazar> Pow! It gives a strong whack right in the kisser!
  30. [20:50:55] <Submission> The Slowpoke takes a steady hit but stands tough. "Dos, get him." The Slowpoke suddenly lets a big yawn loose and the air ripples with energy. Then... nothing. (Future Sight.)
  31. [20:52:13] <Balthazar> Rodan glides in midair and shoots a green fireball on Dos. <Oi, take this mate!>
  32. [20:52:18] <Balthazar> 1d20 Dragon Pulse
  33. [20:52:19] <DiceMaid-9001> Balthazar, Dragon Pulse: 13 [1d20=13]
  34. [20:52:33] <Balthazar> 3d20+12
  35. [20:52:33] <DiceMaid-9001> Balthazar, 3d20+12: 41 [3d20=8,10,11]
  36. [20:54:12] <Submission> (Dragon Pulse is a Special Move, neh?)
  37. [20:54:27] <Balthazar> (yeah)
  38. [20:54:42] <Submission> (Gotcha)
  39. [20:55:03] <Balthazar> (that's why the different pluses, silly!)
  40. [20:55:53] <Submission> Dos looks hurt, but it's still grinning stupidly. Suddenly, it leaps at the bird, headfirst!
  41. [20:56:06] <Submission> 1d20 AC 3 Tackle!
  42. [20:56:06] <DiceMaid-9001> Submission, AC 3 Tackle!: 11 [1d20=11]
  43. [20:57:13] <Submission> 4d10+7 Difference in WC: 2
  44. [20:57:14] <DiceMaid-9001> Submission, Difference in WC: 2: 30 [4d10=7,8,2,6]
  45. [20:57:31] <Balthazar> (oh god, almost 1-hit ko)
  46. [20:57:59] <Submission> (:3c I gave you a starting chance with my Future Sight.)
  47. [20:58:05] <@Paradox> (you realize you RESIST tackle, right? <:3c )
  48. [20:58:12] <Submission> (He does?)
  49. [20:58:16] <Submission> (Interesting)
  50. [20:58:19] <@Paradox> (rock resists normal :I )
  51. [20:58:30] <Balthazar> (ooh, then defeatist doesn't trigger)
  52. [20:58:33] <Submission> (Oh, so it does.)
  53. [20:59:31] <Balthazar> Rodan screeches after being hit. <Yow! That hurts, man!> It retaliates with another buffet from his wing!
  54. [20:59:35] <Balthazar> 1d20 Wing Attack
  55. [20:59:36] <DiceMaid-9001> Balthazar, Wing Attack: 3 [1d20=3]
  56. [20:59:41] <Balthazar> (ac 2)
  57. [20:59:41] <Submission> (Lol nope)
  58. [20:59:45] <Submission> (Def 13)
  59. [20:59:51] <Balthazar> (well fuck)
  60. [21:00:02] <Submission> (Also, After this turn, FS goes off)
  61. [21:00:18] <Balthazar> (yeah, i guess i already lost :<)
  62. [21:01:20] <Submission> Submission laughs as the Slowpoke displays a surprising amount of agility by rolling sideways out of the way of the wing. "Still think he's slow?"
  63. [21:01:43] <Submission> The Slowpoke's eyes light up and a swarm of psychic energies filter onto the Archen.
  64. [21:01:54] <Submission> 1d20 AC2 Confusion!
  65. [21:01:54] <DiceMaid-9001> Submission, AC2 Confusion!: 2 [1d20=2]
  66. [21:01:57] <Submission> (LOL)
  67. [21:02:23] <Submission> (Do I hit?)
  68. [21:02:36] <Balthazar> (nope, 13 speed)
  69. [21:02:40] <Submission> (:3)
  70. [21:03:00] <Submission> Suddenly, a much larger force of energy strikes the field right on the Archen.
  71. [21:03:10] <Submission> 1d20 AC 2 Future Sight!
  72. [21:03:11] <DiceMaid-9001> Submission, AC 2 Future Sight!: 18 [1d20=18]
  73. [21:03:15] <Balthazar> <What the fuck!>
  74. [21:03:25] <Balthazar> (afaik, future sight don't need ac)
  75. [21:03:33] <Submission> 4d20+4+1d6
  76. [21:03:34] <DiceMaid-9001> Submission, 4d20+4+1d6: 42 [4d20=8,2,11,13; 1d6=4]
  77. [21:03:37] <Balthazar> (oh wait it does)
  78. [21:03:38] <Submission> (I have it as AC 2)
  79. [21:03:44] <Balthazar> (welp that's a DST)
  80. [21:03:46] <Submission> (Also, Pull punches so no DST)
  81. [21:03:56] <Submission> (Slowpoke is smart.)
  82. [21:05:11] <Balthazar> (to be honest i'm surprised you didn't just 1-hit ko'd with a water gun)
  83. [21:05:46] <Submission> (I wanted to draw it out. Also, I didn't even consider that.)
  84. [21:06:13] <Submission> (Also, since this finished up, I gotta brb again. Moving to a friend's place.)
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