The Golden Rule

"Hey Lemy."
"Yo, sup lil bro."
"I need to talk to you about something, it involves Loan."
"What? Did something happen to her."
"Well.. Loan and I.. We had sex."
"... That's it?"
"Wha- you're not gonna beat me up for stepping in territory?!"
"Dude I'm honestly surprised you two haven't done it sooner."
"Wh-Why aren't you mad? I thought you two were together!"
"Bro chill, Loan told me she likes the both of us a while back."
"But-"
"Bobby, have you noticed how happier Loan is now? Whenever she sees the both of us in the same room, she has the biggest, most adorable smile I've ever seen."
"Yeah, she really does."
"By the way, since talking about Loan, do you know how to handle her anxiety attacks?"
"Well.. I kinda panic myself. It's scary seeing her like that. I know she has that medicine that makes her really drowsy."
"Yeah, that's more a last resort thing. Here's what I do, I lay her down with her head on my lap, telling her to take deep breaths while stroking her hair. It really seems to calm her down. Next time dont panic, just do what I do and she'll calm down in no time."
"Huh, that's all it takes?"
"Yeah, especially if it's from someone who she really likes. Oh! Don't forget to talk to her about her favorite games. It'll take her mind right off her anxiety."
"Thanks for the advice, Lem."
"No problem, Bob."
"Ugh you know I hate that nick name."
"What, there's nothing wrong with it."
"Makes me sound like a big fat guy."
"Haha! Alright I'll stop calling you that."
"You know, since Loan likes us both, we should do something special for her."
"Hmm, Like what?"
"Umm.. Threesome?"
"Ehhh She'll definitely like that but I kinda have a problem with that idea."
"What's the problem?"
"I don't want our balls touching each other."
"Dude you're backing out cause of that"
"Do YOU want our balls touching each other?
"Umm.. Not really"
"See.. We'll think of something."