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- From: ucfl@sunyit.edu (BladeRunner)
- Date: 20 Sep 93 19:08:58 GMT
- Newsgroups: alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
- Subject: Re: Please Share Your B&B Quotes (You asked for'em)
- In article <CDnnuv.K1o@lut.fi> turtiain@taipaani.cc.lut.fi (Tero Turtiainen) writes:
- >S118414@UMRVMA.umr.edu writes:
- >>Please share your quotes with me... mail me at s118414@umrvma.umr.edu.
- >>and remember... I don't like stuff that sucks.
- >
- >Hey, this sucks! I want 'em too!
- Well...huhhh huhh huh...here they...could you repeat the question?...huhhh huhh
- oh yeah...here they are!
- "Whoa. Is this like the weather channel?"
- "Yeah, eh heh heh, the forecast is partially cool."
- Beavis & Butthead
- "This is Joey Buttafuoco's theme song."
- Beavis & Butthead (about Winger's "She's only 17")
- "These guys are cool - for a bunch of mimes."
- Beavis & Butthead (about Kiss)
- "Drums, guitar and Death. They finally got it right."
- Beavis & Butthead
- "Bootsie!"
- "Yeah, Bootsie's cool. Huh, huhhuhuh."
- "Bootsie! He's from outer space. Heh, henh, henh, henh."
- Beavis & Butthead
- "Tattoos are cool."
- "Yeah, I wish I was born with one."
- "You're not born with tattoos, dumbass. You get them when you join the navy."
- Beavis & Butthead
- "Is this satanic music?"
- "Naw. It's not cool enough."
- Beavis & Butthead (about "Devil Inside" by INXS)
- "I like to blow up lizards."
- "Eh heh heh, yeah. And I like to burn things."
- Beavis & Butthead
- "Skulls are cool" - Butthead
- "The future sucks. Change it."
- "I'm way cool Beavis, but I cannot change the future."
- Beavis & Butthead
- "Beavis, I thought you were daddie's little cutie."
- "Shut up Bunghole!"
- Beavis & Butthead (while watching Aerosmith's Ragdoll)
- "That's not funny, dumbass!"
- Beavis & Butthead
- "These guys are pretty cool - even though they're sixty."
- Beavis & Butthead (about Aerosmith)
- "I don't like video's that suck"
- Beavis & Butthead
- "I'm there dude."
- Beavis & Butthead
- "Hey Beavis. Guess where his hand's been."
- Beavis & Butthead (about Germaine Jackson's video)
- "You're a man? Eh heh heh, I don't think so."
- "He's not even a boy."
- Beavis & Butthead (about Boy George video)
- "Calm down Beavis. You're gonna soil your drawers."
- Beavis & Butthead
- "Where's the explosion?"
- "They never show the good stuff."
- Beavis & Butthead
- "Whoa! It's the President of England!"
- "Yeah, she jams!"
- Beavis & Butthead (About Queen Elizabeth II)
- "Whoa! We're there dude."
- Beavis & Butthead
- "Hey Beavis, let's pretend we're dead."
- "Yeah, eh heh heh, that would be cool."
- Beavis & Butthead
- "Look, I'm strokin' my weiner."
- Beavis & Butthead
- "These chicks look like guys."
- "Yeah. That one's not wearin' a bra."
- Beavis & Butthead (about Nelson)
- "Hey Butthead, do you think I'm beautiful?"
- Beavis & Butthead
- "If you're not a cartoon,
- Stove gass will kill you."
- Beavis & Butthead (Disclaimer)
- "College music sucks!"
- "Yeah. I guess it's only cool, if you, like, go to college."
- Beavis & Butthead
- "Everything I know, I learned from my Dad."
- "Yeah. Me too."
- "Really? You both have the same dad?"
- "We don't know. It's possible."
- Beavis & Butthead
- "Hey Beavis, let's rock!"
- Beavis & Butthead
- "I wish this video had some explosions."
- "That would be cool."
- Beavis & Butthead
- "I wish this video had some explosions. That would be cool."
- "Heh heh henh hmm heh. It does have some explosions. Heh henh hmm."
- "Faries grant wishes. Huh huh heh huh hunh."
- Beavis & Butthead
- "Hey Beavis."
- "What?"
- "Your butt's weird lookin'."
- "Shut up!"
- "Heh huh, kinda looks liek baloney."
- "Shut up!"
- Beavis & Butthead
- "He's smiling at you, Beavis."
- "Shut up, Butthead!"
- Beavis & Butthead (about George Michael in Wham video)
- "I hate words."
- "Words suck."
- "If I wanted to read, I'd go to school."
- Beavis & Butthead
- "Hammers are cool."
- "Yeah, I like to take hammers, and just break stuff, just break stuff."
- Beavis & Butthead
- "She beat her carpet."
- "Yeah, we should do that."
- "Yeah. It looks cool."
- Beavis & Butthead
- "He's got a hair stiffie!"
- Beavis & Butthead
- "I peed in the gym once."
- "Really? Yer pretty cool Beavis."
- Beavis & Butthead
- "Hey Butthead, what is teenspirit?"
- "You mean you don't know. Dude, then I'm not gonna tell you."
- Beavis & Butthead
- "This chainsaw is pretty cool. Pruning is cool."
- Beavis & Butthead
- "It's that dude! The Grim Rapper!"
- Beavis & Butthead
- "Rock! Rock dude!"
- Beavis & Butthead
- "If you play this stuff backwards, it says 'This sucks!'"
- Beavis & Butthead
- "His teeth are whiter than white."
- Beavis & Butthead (about the lead singer for Winger)
- "This is like a James Bond movie."
- "Yeah. They need that short guy, HandJob."
- "Heh heh heh, you said 'Job'."
- Beavis & Butthead
- "Is this like an Irish Spring Commercial?"
- "A might bit stronger than I care to be!"
- Beavis & Butthead
- "Ah, such a manly soap!"
- "Ah, manly yes! But Beavis likes it too! Heh heh heh eh he heh heh heh!"
- "Shut up Bunghole! I'll kick yer ass!"
- "Heh heh heh eh eh eh heh heh heh"
- "Shut up, dumb ass!"
- Beavis & Butthead
- "You callin' me a liar?"
- "No ass-munch, I'm callin' you a waste of bum wipe."
- Beavis & Butthead
- "Hey, we could get Butthead to sit on a glass and fart."
- "What's so scientific about that?"
- "Nothin'. Until you light it."
- Beavis & Butthead
- "The angle of the dangle is adversely proportional to the heat of the beat."
- "Whoaaa! You're pretty smart, Beavis."
- Beavis & Butthead
- "You asswipe! I was about to have a wet dream!"
- Beavis & Butthead
- "Uhh, I have an injury."
- "You do?"
- "Yeah, I have this great big crack in my butt."
- Beavis & Butthead
- "He complains too much."
- "You'd complain too if you sucked!"
- Beavis & Butthead
- "Today we're going to explore the world of hiku."
- "We're going to explore the world of getting high? Cool!"
- "No, beavis, not *high* *cool*, hiku--the haunting japanese form of 3
- line poetry."
- Beavis & Butthead
- "That was cool, huh huh
- when we killed that frog, huh huh
- it won't croak again."
- Butthead's Hiku for class
- "Huh huh, huh huh huh
- huh huh mmm, uh huh huh huh
- huh huh, huh huh huh.
- Beavis' Hiku for class
- "Very good! You both get A's for the day."
- Beavis and Butthead: <mosh>
- "Anything?"
- "Nope."
- "Are you sure you're lickin' right? uhuhuh."
- "Uhuhuh, yeah."
- "I don't get, it supposed to give you a buzz."
- "Ptui! Hmmmmm, tastes like chicken. Here toadie, toadie."
- Beavis & Butthead
- "Are you the boys that spray-painted my dog?"
- "Uh, no, that was some other guys, huh huh."
- Beavis & Butthead
- "Are your shakes real or are they made from shake mix?"
- "Yeah, heh heh hmmh heh heh"
- "I asked you a question, are they real or shake mix?"
- "Yeah, heh heh hmmh heh heh"
- "Look, where's your manager?"
- "Uh, huh huh, I'm an assistant manager."
- "I asked a simple quesiton, are your shakes real or made from shake mix?"
- "Uh, we have vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry."
- Beavis & Butthead
- "Uh... it's like free, I guess."
- "Heh heh, He's gonna eat a fried mouse."
- "And bugs."
- "And he's coming back later!"
- "I know where there's a dead racoon!"
- Beavis & Butthead
- "I hate when mimes get in your face and don't say anything."
- "Yeah, I usually kick them in the 'nads and they say something.
- Usually it's ooh...unh...aahh."
- Beavis & Butthead
- "Try the morphine, it's excellent today."
- Beavis & Butthead
- "Okay boys, what do you have under your clothes?"
- "Wouldn't you like to know."
- Beavis & Butthead
- "Is he talking about humping a hound? Huh huhuhuh huh."
- "Heheh henh henh hmm heh. Yeah, that'd be cool. Heh heh hmm henh."
- "It would?"
- Beavis & Butthead
- Background: (flush of a toilet)
- "Butthead! Butthead! Come quick! Bare ass on TV!!"
- Beavis & Butthead
- "Trunks are cool. I wish I had a trunk."
- "Yeah. You could, like, fill a balloon with snot and throw it at someone."
- "Yeah, and it would get in their hair and get all sticky and they couldn't
- get it out."
- "Let's go buy some balloons, dude."
- Beavis & Butthead
- "I wonder how Axl Rose would feel if he got his ass kicked by a couple
- of 14 year olds."
- "Yeah, that would really suck. Getting your asses kicked by Kris Kross. Heh
- Hehheh, henh hmm, heh, heh."
- Beavis & Butthead
- "ruhruhruhruhrurhruhruhruhruhruhruhruhruhruhruh!!!!!!"
- "Rurhruhruhruhruhruhruhruhruhruhruhruhruhrurh!!!!!!"
- Beavis & Butthead (Butthead trying to sing Ministry's "NWO")
- "Hey look, he's wearin' a drive-thru headset! Maybe he works at BurgerWorld!"
- "(picks up phone) Uhh, hello? I'll take a quarter pounder and a dozen chicks
- in tight shorts to go, please."
- "Heh hehehehhehehheheheh heheheh."
- "(simultaneously) huh huh huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh huhuh."
- Beavis & Butthead
- "Mr. Buzzcut! Mr. Buzzcut!"
- "Yes, Butthead?"
- "I can't do this assignment. I'm dietetic."
- Beavis & Butthead
- "We don't know how to take care of a baby."
- "Let's give it a bath."
- "I'm gonna slap you around like a red-headed step child."
- "Uh oh..."
- "You drowned it."
- "We'll never get to see it grow up."
- Beavis & Butthead
- "And so it is with utmost regret that I must report that our baby
- was stolen by gypsies in the night."
- "Yeah, sorry about that. Heh heh."
- Beavis & Butthead
- --
- *-* DREAM THEATER *-* PEARL JAM *--* STONE TEMPLE PILOTS *-* ARCADE *-*
- Images : ucfl@sunyit.edu | SUNY Institute of Z-ROCK at Utica/Rome
- Words : Christopher Lewis | "I'll ride the wave, Where it takes me
- Are You Calling Me A Liar? B&B | I'll hold the pain, Release me." - PJ
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