Ghost Killers vs. Bloody Mary (2018) EN

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Catarina.

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Catarina.

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Catarina.

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Renato! Open the door! Open it, dude!

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Open the door!

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Renato! Somebody help!

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What's happening to you?

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Got you all scared, didn't 1?
I was just kidding.

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Fuck you, man!

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I was just kidding, man.
Look, it's ketchup.

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This gang is fascinated by the idea

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that there are more things
in heaven and earth

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than are dreamt of in our philosophy.

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- Is anyone there?
- 1f you can hear me, scream!

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What started just as goofing around
became serious business for this crew.

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From this point on, I'm not
responsible for anyone's life.

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I have a gift. They call me
the Brazilian chico Xavier.

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I hope this is an arm.

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Unfortunately, I can't simply buy a gun
and shoot ghosts in the face,

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so I make nifty gadgets like this one!

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A strong gust brought this down.
I don't think it was natural.

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If you're a ghost,
we're coming to hunt you!

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The power of friendship gave them
the courage to face the unknown,

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and, together, they will prove
that ghosts do exist,

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and need to be exterminated.

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We are the ghoulbusters!

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This week, we are visiting
a spooky coffee farm from last century,

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on the hopes of busting some ghosts!

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This is a hanging spirit.

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They cry a lot,
and, since tears are wet...

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- This was a slave farm, right?
- No, it was a coffee farm.

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Did you hear that?

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- It's coming from over there!
- My god. Oh, my god!

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Whoa!

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Do you see what I'm seeing?

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My god!

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Can the ghoulbusters bust the cursed soul
of the ghost of the coffee farm?

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We are in a site
full of haunted haunting ghosts,

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but I always have these
delicious cheese breads

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for whenever the forces of evil attack.

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It has that fresh farm taste.

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- My god!
- Do you see what I'm seeing?

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Good god!

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Coward! Why are you
attacking this innocent old lady?

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Someone who would probably
die in a few months anyway?

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- 1'm going to get you!
- No!

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No, he needs help!

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He doesn't want help.
He will be exterminated!

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Eat this, jackass!

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- Hi there, uncle!
- Don't you "hi there" me!

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How long will you
fool around with those bums?

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Come on, uncle. They're my friends.

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Friends? They're just swindlers!

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You should get yourself a job.
A man's job!

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- Sorry.
- Did I ever tell you

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about the ox that fell on top of me?

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- Yes, many times...
- Then shut up, I will tell it again.

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So there I was, trying to get this ox,
since I worked with them.

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And then the ox came
and fell on top of me!

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How could I escape? Oxen are heavy!

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So I balled up my screwdriver like this,

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I pierced its hide
between its third and fifth ribs,

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and made my way through him
by ripping out his guts.

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I went through to the other side!

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Nah, seeing blood makes me sick.

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You can't see blood,
but you have the guts

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to bring those clowns home?

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- We're getting a TV deal.
- What channel?

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- They haven't said yet.
- Probably your ass TV!

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I'm here because I respect my clients.
It's a man's job!

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I know. =...

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I'm always managing things with care.

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And tell your friends this:
I used to castrate cattle for a living.

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You know what I will do to you all
if you don't pay the rent?

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- I will let them know.
- You're on the list!

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I will let them know!

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Bunch of punks.

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Dear Christ...

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I don't want to lose my testicles.
I like them.

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Easy there, dog! Easy...

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Hey, guys.

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My uncle just told me that if
we don't pay the rent right now,

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he will kill you three
with a butcher knife.

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Do you think I'd have shown
that crap to TV stations if I had money?

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Looks like we will stay broke.

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We're making zilch from monetization.
Our videos have fewer and fewer views.

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- Our last one had...
- Twelve thousand views?

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- Yeah.
- Knew it.

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See this mannix chick? 1.5 million views.

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All she does is play games.
We should try that.

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We should make gameplay videos
of ghost games.

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- Those probably don't exist.
- They probably do.

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Pac-man! It has ghosts!

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You really don't get what's going on.

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We have to evolve with our viewers.
If they grew up, we should do the same.

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Let's get sophisticated. Like this.

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I call this baby
the precision exo-gauntlet.

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I calibrated its aim myself.
I can hit anything at any range. Look.

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Take it easy.

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Yeah, clearly it is your making.

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It also has a cool function.

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If you press this button...

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Check out our latest video.

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Already about 20 hate memes from
legendary thanos in the comments.

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- Let's see.
- Ihate this legendary thanos.

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I bet he's some 40-year-old geezer
who still wears baseball caps

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and lives off the web.
Must be such a loser.

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But some of his comments make sense.
Like the one about our logo.

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Our logo really sucks.
The ghost looks drunk.

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That's why it's cool!

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- I sketched up a new one.
- We're working here.

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- Just take a look.
- It is serious.

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What else are they saying?

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That the best thing
in the video are Caroline's boobs.

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- Gross!
- Kids will be kids.

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We need to make money fast!
Selling that pilot was our only shot.

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Soon we shall get a call

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that will change our lives forever!

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Yeah, right.

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See? I told you so!

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- The phone. Pick up the phone!
- Sorry.

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Ghoulbusters speaking.

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Right. I see.

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- Who was it?
- Aren't you psychic?

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Shut up, idiot.

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They asked if it was the butcher shop,

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I said "yes", and he said:

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"So that's why there's
a cow in the window, losers!"

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And he hung up.

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- That was a great one!
- And done as hell.

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- Let's go have lunch!
- Yes.

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We will refill our energy once we eat.
Also, it's Tuesday, so tulio pays.

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But it feels like Tuesday, so...

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Lets go.

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Hello?

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I am principal nogueira
at Isaac Newton high.

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I have a job for you.

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Please call me back at...

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Ghoulbusters speaking.

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Cramped parking spaces, aren't they?

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I think we bumped another car.

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Yeah, we did.

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So you are the guys who imitate
the ghostbusters.

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No. We don't "imitate" anyone.

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- You don't?
- No.

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What about the ghost in the stop sign?

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That isn't a ghost. It's a ghoul.

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What's the difference?

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"What's the difference?”
tell him the difference.

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There is no difference!

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Yes, there is.

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The difference is that the ghostbusters
have a ghost in a no parking sign,

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while ours is in a yield sign.

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So you hunt ghouls,
but you yield to ghosts?

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- Whose dumb-ass idea was that?
- That's what I've...

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Come on.

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- You can't agree with him!
- I can't believe this...

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Sorry, pal.

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Not in my school.

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Not in my school.

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Back where I lived,
we called her the cotton girl.

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Here, you know her as bloody Mary.

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The name doesn't matter.
The spirit is the same. A tormented one.

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In order to summon her,
you just need to knock three times,

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flush three times,
and call her real name three times.

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And she appears.

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Yes, she does. In the bathroom mirror.

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Blond hair, cotton in her nostrils.

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One of our students summoned her.
Right here, in this school,

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and that put a curse on this place.

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Did you get that on tape?

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- Did you, tulio?
- No! You didn't tell me to!

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- Come on, man.
- You did not tell me to!

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- Now I'm recording.
- No need to do that.

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Turn off that piece of crap.

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Let's get down to business.

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One of our students had a seizure
in the bathroom this week.

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Now she's in a coma.

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Word got around,
and we started to worry...

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I don't think it's an ordinary coma.

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I really felt a strange energy
coming from that bathroom.

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Have you been using the students'
toilet again, conan?

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And so, rumors spread.
Everyone talking about it.

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About how the school being haunted,

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the existance of the cotton girl
in the bathroom.

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And how can we help?

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I have a student who's
a big fan of your channel.

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We have many of those.

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In our school, I only know one.

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The point is: He convinced everyone else
and he started this petition

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asking you to kill bloody Mary.

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That's why I brought you here.

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So you can do your little shtick,
lift the school's spirits,

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and lessen the pain
of the kid who's in the icu!

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You shouldn't trivialize this,
principal nogueira.

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She guessed my name,
and I hadn't told her!

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- She read the plate on your desk.
- What plate?

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I didn't even notice he had a name plate!

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- Look, our job is serious.
- We're ghoulbusters.

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And digital influencers.

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Anyway, what do you want us to do?

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It's simple.

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Go to the schoolyard,
take a few pictures,

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give the kids autographs, and sign
a form saying you killed the ghost.

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Everybody's happy and back to class.

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Our job isn't as simple
as signing sick notes like a doctor.

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- We can't agree to...
- Let me do the talking, okay?

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How much are we in for?

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How much do we have left
from last year's June party?

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A thousand bucks.

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Let's raise it a little. Like rs 1,500?

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So the three can have 500 each.

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We're four, actually! I'm here too.

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Just let him speak.

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Fifteen hundred.
Fifteen hundred.

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I think so...

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Deal...

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Let's be reasonable and use common sense.

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The souls of innocent kids are at stake!

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You can't put a price on that.

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- Forty thousand.
- Excuse me?

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Forty thousand.

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Are you crazy, man?

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We've hired Barney the dino
for less than that.

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He brought all of us so much joy.

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Take into consideration that
I'm not even charging my usual fee.

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This is just for the use
of special equipment,

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special soul fee and overnight stay,

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since we will have to stay overnight
to investigate this properly.

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Forget it! I won't agree to that.

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No, sir.

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If a thief breaks into the school,
you call the cops.

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If the school's on fire,
you call the firemen.

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If that teacher there wants
to fix that mug of hers,

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you call Dr. 90210.

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But, against the supernatural,
you can only count on us.

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Forty thousand or no deal.

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Are you stupid? Those 15 hundred
would've come in handy for me!

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No need to be a psychic
to see you'd fuck this up.

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I keep asking myself that: If Steve Jobs
had a mind as small as yours,

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would he have invented the cell phone?

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- Actually, he didn't invent...
- Yes, he did!

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Don't panic. That was just
a little something that went down.

244
00:17:34,542 --> 00:17:38,160
Just some food poisoning
from the cafeteria food.

245
00:17:38,375 --> 00:17:40,081
But since we all believe in ghosts here,

246
00:17:40,292 --> 00:17:43,159
I will receive the devil over
a sanitary inspection any day.

247
00:17:43,375 --> 00:17:44,410
You're hired.

248
00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:48,415
You got yourself a deal.
Eighty thousand.

249
00:17:48,625 --> 00:17:50,025
- Fifteen hundred.
- Forty thousand.

250
00:17:50,208 --> 00:17:51,434
- Fifteen hundred.
- Fifteen thousand.

251
00:17:51,458 --> 00:17:52,573
- A thousand!
- Deal.

252
00:17:54,542 --> 00:17:56,533
I want you here
at seven o'clock in the morning.

253
00:17:56,750 --> 00:18:01,494
Then you will walk out that door
and give the kids' parents and the press

254
00:18:01,708 --> 00:18:04,495
a statement, saying that there's
no bloody Mary, no cotton girl,

255
00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:07,871
no devil, no chupacabra, no nothing.

256
00:18:08,083 --> 00:18:11,701
I met this teacher just now.
An angel in a skirt.

257
00:18:16,667 --> 00:18:18,373
- Can she stay with us?
- Sure!

258
00:18:18,583 --> 00:18:20,164
Both her and conan, our security guard.

259
00:18:21,208 --> 00:18:22,414
His shoe size is 15.

260
00:18:23,292 --> 00:18:25,533
And leave the school
just the way you found it.

261
00:18:25,875 --> 00:18:27,285
Clean and organized.

262
00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:31,493
Or else, I will make sure to personally

263
00:18:31,875 --> 00:18:36,198
introduce you and your little pals
to Satan himself!

264
00:18:37,667 --> 00:18:38,952
Just leave it to us!

265
00:18:39,208 --> 00:18:42,655
I will treat the school
as if it were my own house.

266
00:18:47,833 --> 00:18:49,118
Where's the rest of the stuff?

267
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:56,242
I'm coming. Just a second. I'm coming.

268
00:18:56,917 --> 00:18:57,917
Let's go over the plan!

269
00:18:58,292 --> 00:19:00,408
When did you catch a shadow around here?

270
00:19:00,625 --> 00:19:03,162
Fred will collect witness accounts
from the teachers.

271
00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:05,175
Tulio will turn on the
projector on the mirror

272
00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:07,115
and warn me when all is ready.

273
00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:12,322
I will take the teacher to the bathroom,
she will be spooked, and we will run.

274
00:19:13,333 --> 00:19:17,326
We will go through the haunted hall,
find the ghost, and I will fight it.

275
00:19:18,042 --> 00:19:21,284
I will point my exo-ray gauntlet
at its head and say:

276
00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:24,116
"Eat this, jackass!”

277
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:28,368
What a load of crap.

278
00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:31,492
- And that catchphrase sucks!
- People love the catchphrase!

279
00:19:31,708 --> 00:19:34,324
We always try your plan,
and it always fails.

280
00:19:34,542 --> 00:19:36,624
I'm the leader,
so let me take the lead, kid.

281
00:19:36,833 --> 00:19:38,949
Stay quiet. So here's the plan.

282
00:19:39,792 --> 00:19:41,657
Jack will turn on
the projector on the mirror

283
00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:44,036
and warn me when everything's ready.

284
00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:47,992
I will take the teacher to the bathroom,
she will be spooked, and we will run.

285
00:19:49,125 --> 00:19:53,164
We will go through the haunted hall,
find the ghost, and I will face it.

286
00:19:54,667 --> 00:19:57,579
We sell this pilot for TV
and become rich and famous.

287
00:19:58,250 --> 00:19:59,365
Eat this, jackass!

288
00:19:59,917 --> 00:20:01,282
Where do I come in?

289
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:02,535
Ask the spirit.

290
00:20:02,750 --> 00:20:05,207
This plan is garbage!
It doesn't even have a catchphrase,

291
00:20:05,417 --> 00:20:07,703
and you will end up being sued
for sexual harassment.

292
00:20:07,958 --> 00:20:08,958
Who hasn't been?

293
00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:12,079
Why don't we just try to prove
that ghosts do exist?

294
00:20:12,292 --> 00:20:13,292
Seriously.

295
00:20:13,333 --> 00:20:15,870
Because we've been trying
to do that for 20 years

296
00:20:16,083 --> 00:20:18,995
and all we've proven is that people
who take ghosts seriously

297
00:20:19,208 --> 00:20:20,208
end up like you,

298
00:20:20,250 --> 00:20:22,741
a nutcase who talks to herself
like a crackhead.

299
00:20:22,958 --> 00:20:23,993
I mean it, guys.

300
00:20:24,208 --> 00:20:27,871
As long as we got to do this,
we might as well do it for our friendship.

301
00:20:28,083 --> 00:20:29,789
That is what our opening line says.

302
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:34,198
"The power of friendship gave them
the courage to face the unknown,

303
00:20:34,542 --> 00:20:38,490
and, together, they will prove
to the world that ghosts do exist

304
00:20:38,917 --> 00:20:40,782
and need to be chased...”

305
00:20:49,250 --> 00:20:53,072
Well, I was waiting to give you this
after we were hired by a TV channel,

306
00:20:53,542 --> 00:20:55,828
but I guess it's okay
if we used it in the pilot.

307
00:20:58,417 --> 00:21:01,489
Dude! That's awesome!

308
00:21:01,708 --> 00:21:03,244
Wow! Real uniforms?

309
00:21:03,458 --> 00:21:05,164
Seriously, Jackson?

310
00:21:05,375 --> 00:21:06,990
If you had money to order uniforms,

311
00:21:07,583 --> 00:21:09,574
why didn't you pay my uncle's rent?

312
00:21:09,792 --> 00:21:12,158
What are you, Broadway?
Everything's about "rent" with you!

313
00:21:12,375 --> 00:21:12,864
Jesus Christ...

314
00:21:13,083 --> 00:21:14,823
I paid for these with a loan

315
00:21:15,042 --> 00:21:17,624
from an entrepreneur
who has a lot of faith in our work.

316
00:21:20,333 --> 00:21:22,449
Those good-for-nothing bums!

317
00:21:28,208 --> 00:21:31,905
I got to to admit they do look cool.

318
00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:34,490
Don't you have one for me?

319
00:21:34,708 --> 00:21:37,871
- Yes, you do have a uniform.
- Cool!

320
00:21:42,583 --> 00:21:43,583
Dude, no way.

321
00:21:43,833 --> 00:21:45,448
I'm not playing the ghost again!

322
00:21:45,667 --> 00:21:48,409
Let go of your ego
and take this one for the team!

323
00:21:48,625 --> 00:21:52,163
This is ridiculous!
It's the ghost of a 13-year-old girl!

324
00:21:52,375 --> 00:21:53,956
I'm a bearded 30-year-old man!

325
00:21:54,167 --> 00:21:56,624
You have a point.
13-year-old girls don't have beards.

326
00:21:56,833 --> 00:21:58,619
- Yeah.
- Of course they don't.

327
00:21:58,833 --> 00:21:59,833
Take this.

328
00:22:01,542 --> 00:22:03,498
So we're all on the same page. Shall we?

329
00:22:03,708 --> 00:22:04,708
No. I disagree!

330
00:22:04,833 --> 00:22:06,915
You kidding? I'm not wearing this shit!

331
00:22:07,375 --> 00:22:09,707
If I wanted to show my boobs,
I'd be in a soap opera,

332
00:22:09,917 --> 00:22:12,374
not chasing ghosts with you bozos!

333
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:15,331
Then you can wear whatever you want.

334
00:22:15,542 --> 00:22:16,702
Can I wear whatever I want?

335
00:22:16,917 --> 00:22:17,917
- No!
- No!

336
00:22:37,458 --> 00:22:40,120
Cotton girl? Or bloody...

337
00:22:45,583 --> 00:22:50,907
Testing sound. One, two, three.

338
00:23:13,875 --> 00:23:15,456
What a bunch of losers.

339
00:23:19,250 --> 00:23:21,536
Cotton girl? Bloody Mary?

340
00:23:21,750 --> 00:23:23,081
Or simply a myth?

341
00:23:23,625 --> 00:23:26,992
Based on recent
happenings in this school,

342
00:23:27,208 --> 00:23:28,493
she appears to be real.

343
00:23:28,708 --> 00:23:31,871
That's why we're going to investigate
every nook and cranny here

344
00:23:32,083 --> 00:23:34,540
in search of the real story.

345
00:23:34,917 --> 00:23:38,239
If you have the guts, come with us.

346
00:23:39,250 --> 00:23:41,741
Are you going to take my statement now?

347
00:23:42,250 --> 00:23:46,368
Actually, I was thinking of interviewing
that lady teacher that is more...

348
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,000
The one that is youn...

349
00:23:48,208 --> 00:23:51,245
Well, but the principal asked me
to stay with you tonight.

350
00:25:00,917 --> 00:25:02,782
Good god!

351
00:25:03,083 --> 00:25:04,083
Good god...

352
00:25:04,125 --> 00:25:07,288
- "Good god?" Aren't you an atheist?
- Sorry...

353
00:25:07,500 --> 00:25:09,912
- Why no cotton in your nostrils?
- Yeah, here's the thing.

354
00:25:12,375 --> 00:25:14,411
The camera is kind of far,
it won't really show.

355
00:25:14,625 --> 00:25:16,411
Do 13-year-old girls have beards?

356
00:25:16,708 --> 00:25:18,494
Do 13-year-old girls have dicks?

357
00:25:18,958 --> 00:25:21,540
Just shave it.

358
00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:23,956
Fine.

359
00:25:35,292 --> 00:25:38,079
It was right here, with this axe,

360
00:25:38,292 --> 00:25:41,910
that one of our country's most heinous
crimes was committed, in 1992,

361
00:25:42,125 --> 00:25:44,992
and here we've also made contact
with the murderer's soul.

362
00:25:45,208 --> 00:25:47,369
What you're about to see is frightening,

363
00:25:47,750 --> 00:25:49,206
scary...

364
00:25:49,458 --> 00:25:50,789
And sickening.

365
00:25:51,542 --> 00:25:53,624
But before you do,
smash that like button!

366
00:25:53,833 --> 00:25:56,119
Like, like, like!

367
00:25:56,417 --> 00:25:57,577
These guys are terrible.

368
00:25:57,792 --> 00:26:01,990
That is what stupid teenagers like,
stupidity other idiots post on YouTube.

369
00:26:02,458 --> 00:26:04,790
Will that horror stuff
they're shooting be good?

370
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,457
Of course not! They're four idiots
making a horror movie.

371
00:26:07,667 --> 00:26:08,406
Teachers' lounge

372
00:26:08,625 --> 00:26:09,905
they're not even good comedians.

373
00:26:10,083 --> 00:26:12,039
There's not a single real actor in this.

374
00:26:12,292 --> 00:26:14,783
Just look at it,
they shoot it all at a single location.

375
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:18,618
They don't have the budget to shoot
anywhere nicer, like a flowery park.

376
00:26:18,875 --> 00:26:20,831
At least the principal's paying us.

377
00:26:21,042 --> 00:26:24,000
He promised a bonus to whoever
stays to give a statement.

378
00:26:24,458 --> 00:26:27,495
- All I fear is making a fool of myself.
- I don't.

379
00:26:27,833 --> 00:26:30,540
We are just giving statements.
We are like extras.

380
00:26:30,958 --> 00:26:33,620
Even if it ends up being crap,
it won't hurt my career.

381
00:26:33,875 --> 00:26:36,457
Plus, people say that, in horror movies,

382
00:26:36,667 --> 00:26:40,364
there's always steamy scenes
between extras like us.

383
00:26:44,792 --> 00:26:45,907
Jack, do you copy?

384
00:26:46,625 --> 00:26:49,241
I'm taking Mrs. Helena to the toilet

385
00:26:49,500 --> 00:26:52,333
to shoot the reenactment
and take her statement.

386
00:26:53,750 --> 00:26:56,116
Mrs. Helena? Talk about getting
the short end of the stick!

387
00:26:56,333 --> 00:26:59,120
You wanted the hot teacher
and you're stuck with that dog.

388
00:26:59,750 --> 00:27:02,787
Look, just distract her for a bit
while I fix the projector here.

389
00:27:03,292 --> 00:27:05,908
Don't bring her in here!
I will figure something out.

390
00:27:06,333 --> 00:27:07,948
I told you your plan was crap!

391
00:28:37,708 --> 00:28:39,699
Oh, my god! It's happening!

392
00:29:05,375 --> 00:29:08,913
What the fuck are those
bastards doing to my school?

393
00:29:16,500 --> 00:29:19,572
Son of a bitch!

394
00:29:24,458 --> 00:29:25,948
I will do it.

395
00:29:27,333 --> 00:29:28,869
I'm going there myself.
Eu vou matar

396
00:30:37,417 --> 00:30:39,533
Jack, I don't know what you did,

397
00:30:39,750 --> 00:30:42,162
but it kicked ass! I was almost scared!

398
00:30:42,375 --> 00:30:43,655
The old hag is shitting herself!

399
00:30:43,833 --> 00:30:45,573
I'm taking her to the classroom.

400
00:30:45,958 --> 00:30:47,243
Film me, okay?

401
00:30:47,708 --> 00:30:50,040
Just point the camera.
I look good from any angle.

402
00:30:50,542 --> 00:30:53,284
They say bloody Mary's spirit
only appears in the bathroom,

403
00:30:53,708 --> 00:30:56,120
but I feel her presence right here.

404
00:30:58,583 --> 00:31:00,073
She's in her natural habitat.

405
00:31:02,167 --> 00:31:03,407
What was that?

406
00:31:04,125 --> 00:31:05,125
Calm down.

407
00:31:05,167 --> 00:31:06,953
Heard that? The noise come from there.

408
00:31:07,167 --> 00:31:08,167
Come on.

409
00:31:08,875 --> 00:31:12,493
Don't make a sound.
Ghosts dislike certain sounds.

410
00:31:17,125 --> 00:31:18,125
Look.

411
00:31:18,583 --> 00:31:20,369
It's bloody Mary!

412
00:31:22,625 --> 00:31:26,994
This is the first time a TV show
witnesses an actual ghost.

413
00:31:28,708 --> 00:31:30,949
Not counting the other times we did that.

414
00:31:32,417 --> 00:31:33,702
Looks real, doesn't it?

415
00:31:35,750 --> 00:31:36,990
Even the blood.

416
00:31:37,208 --> 00:31:40,530
The trick is not showing fear.

417
00:31:53,125 --> 00:31:55,912
- Did you see that?
- I did!

418
00:31:56,167 --> 00:31:58,453
Did you see the footage we just caught?

419
00:31:58,667 --> 00:32:01,864
- See how I ain't scared of anything?
- I did...

420
00:32:10,833 --> 00:32:12,164
- Great job, man!
- What?

421
00:32:12,375 --> 00:32:14,036
- You rocked in there!
- Where?

422
00:32:14,250 --> 00:32:17,162
- That TV deal is in the bag!
- What is this joke?

423
00:32:17,375 --> 00:32:19,991
The lights went out,
so I couldn't shave it all.

424
00:32:20,208 --> 00:32:21,869
- Does it look bad?
- But why the dress?

425
00:32:22,083 --> 00:32:24,165
Don't worry, tulio,
I will explain it to her.

426
00:32:24,375 --> 00:32:26,036
That was tulio back there.

427
00:32:26,250 --> 00:32:27,490
It's called shooting.

428
00:32:27,708 --> 00:32:29,289
- When you see a ghost...
- Wasn't me.

429
00:32:29,500 --> 00:32:31,100
- You scream in fear.
- I wasn't there.

430
00:32:31,167 --> 00:32:33,328
It's going great!
It's just what we needed!

431
00:32:33,542 --> 00:32:35,498
You're the one who doesn't understand!

432
00:32:35,708 --> 00:32:38,370
That thing back there
isn't from this world!

433
00:32:38,583 --> 00:32:39,948
- It was tulio.
- Fred.

434
00:32:40,458 --> 00:32:41,573
I wasn't in that room.

435
00:32:50,958 --> 00:32:51,958
Caroline.

436
00:32:52,333 --> 00:32:54,574
Always trying to steal the show.

437
00:32:54,792 --> 00:32:55,792
Let's do it by ourselves.

438
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,491
It's bloody Mary, not classroom Mary.

439
00:32:58,708 --> 00:33:00,539
I just don't understand...

440
00:33:15,750 --> 00:33:18,708
Our father, who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name.

441
00:33:18,917 --> 00:33:21,499
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done...

442
00:33:21,708 --> 00:33:23,198
Amen.

443
00:33:28,750 --> 00:33:29,990
Ouch!

444
00:33:30,917 --> 00:33:32,748
- Shit, man...
- Let's scram, now!

445
00:33:32,958 --> 00:33:34,789
Jack, that was good,
but I wasn't recording.

446
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,456
Do it again, but don't be a ham.

447
00:33:36,667 --> 00:33:38,578
We have to leave, now!

448
00:33:38,792 --> 00:33:41,408
Maybe we should leave, now.

449
00:33:41,625 --> 00:33:44,332
Learn this, teacher.
Running away isn't an option

450
00:33:44,542 --> 00:33:46,157
for a ghoulbuster!

451
00:33:47,250 --> 00:33:48,365
Caroline?

452
00:33:50,042 --> 00:33:51,953
Back to ruin our thing again?

453
00:33:52,750 --> 00:33:56,117
She botched our shooting downstairs
and now's she's back for more.

454
00:33:56,375 --> 00:33:59,742
Haven't you ever heard of teamwork?

455
00:34:00,083 --> 00:34:04,076
We are a team,
but she's always showing off.

456
00:34:04,292 --> 00:34:07,159
Fine, then. Do your little performance.

457
00:34:07,375 --> 00:34:10,037
I will just record it
and edit it out later.

458
00:34:10,750 --> 00:34:13,412
Hey, tulio.
You were a lot better than her.

459
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:17,492
It's so fake. She's just trembling!

460
00:34:17,708 --> 00:34:21,246
She's possessed by
the ghost of Parkinson's disease!

461
00:34:22,625 --> 00:34:25,662
At least throw up,
piss yourself or something.

462
00:34:25,875 --> 00:34:27,661
"Oh, no! I think I'm possessed!

463
00:34:27,875 --> 00:34:30,036
Nah, it's just bad acting."

464
00:34:30,292 --> 00:34:33,125
Forget a career in soap operas.
Comedy skits at best.

465
00:35:18,667 --> 00:35:19,827
Blood?

466
00:35:24,833 --> 00:35:26,039
Did you hear that?

467
00:35:28,875 --> 00:35:31,036
This area is like that.
When it starts raining,

468
00:35:31,250 --> 00:35:34,242
the old pipes get clogged,
the turds flow back,

469
00:35:34,458 --> 00:35:38,451
the wiring makes the lights blink,
bugs crawl up from gutters, it's hell.

470
00:35:38,667 --> 00:35:39,667
Gross.

471
00:35:39,750 --> 00:35:43,322
If this was a horror movie, now would
be time for the first victim to die.

472
00:35:44,458 --> 00:35:46,699
With these guys? I doubt it.

473
00:35:46,958 --> 00:35:49,950
They'd probably make
one of those cliché horror movies

474
00:35:50,167 --> 00:35:52,408
where someone suddenly
touches somebody's shoulder

475
00:35:52,625 --> 00:35:54,707
just for a cheap scare...

476
00:35:54,917 --> 00:35:58,364
Where are they?
And why aren't you with them?

477
00:35:58,583 --> 00:35:59,993
They told us to wait here.

478
00:36:00,208 --> 00:36:02,369
- What about conan?
- He's probably with them.

479
00:36:07,042 --> 00:36:08,077
Geez.

480
00:36:31,958 --> 00:36:35,450
We've just lost a team member!

481
00:36:37,833 --> 00:36:39,369
Help me open that door!

482
00:36:39,583 --> 00:36:41,164
I can't call anyone!

483
00:36:41,375 --> 00:36:42,455
There's no signal!

484
00:36:42,667 --> 00:36:44,874
Who you going to call? Ghostbusters?

485
00:37:16,708 --> 00:37:20,826
You have just opened the gates of hell!

486
00:37:36,750 --> 00:37:39,366
There's got to be another way out!

487
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:54,080
Enough.

488
00:37:54,292 --> 00:37:56,123
No more shooting in this school.

489
00:37:56,333 --> 00:37:59,951
And I will keep your fee
as payment for the lamps you broke.

490
00:38:00,167 --> 00:38:02,408
Principal, please, go to the hall

491
00:38:02,625 --> 00:38:05,332
and see with your own eyes
what happened to Caroline.

492
00:38:05,542 --> 00:38:08,158
You must see what happened to her!

493
00:38:09,125 --> 00:38:10,240
Is this Caroline?

494
00:38:10,458 --> 00:38:12,323
No, it was...

495
00:38:12,500 --> 00:38:15,458
This is just a bearded bum
wearing a dress.

496
00:38:15,750 --> 00:38:18,913
But if he sees himself as Caroline,
who am I to disagree?

497
00:38:19,125 --> 00:38:23,164
I will just have to accept it, otherwise
he will sue me because of gender bias.

498
00:38:23,500 --> 00:38:26,287
Caroline? Wake up!

499
00:38:26,500 --> 00:38:27,580
Come on! Wake up!

500
00:38:27,792 --> 00:38:30,579
My friend's head
just exploded right there.

501
00:38:32,750 --> 00:38:36,447
You're telling me one head
squirted out all this blood?

502
00:38:36,667 --> 00:38:37,702
- Yeah.
- That's right.

503
00:38:38,375 --> 00:38:39,490
What a big head.

504
00:38:39,708 --> 00:38:43,656
I always knew they were clowns,

505
00:38:43,875 --> 00:38:46,241
but you, teacher?

506
00:38:46,458 --> 00:38:48,619
Principal, there really was a body there.

507
00:38:48,833 --> 00:38:50,789
- Please...
- It was there!

508
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,740
- We got it all on video!
- Show him!

509
00:38:52,958 --> 00:38:54,823
- It is recorded.
- Watch it!

510
00:38:55,042 --> 00:38:56,373
No more shooting!

511
00:38:57,458 --> 00:38:58,664
Thirty minutes.

512
00:38:59,375 --> 00:39:02,037
I want my school squeaky clean
in 30 minutes.

513
00:39:02,375 --> 00:39:06,414
Thirty minutes to leave
my school spotless!

514
00:39:07,208 --> 00:39:08,573
Or I will call the police.

515
00:39:12,708 --> 00:39:14,619
- 0h, god!
- Jesus Christ!

516
00:39:14,833 --> 00:39:16,494
1 don't know!

517
00:39:16,708 --> 00:39:19,541
Caroline's head exploded! She's dead!

518
00:39:19,750 --> 00:39:21,957
Pull yourself together!

519
00:39:22,417 --> 00:39:24,248
- Bloody Mary.
- Where?

520
00:39:26,208 --> 00:39:29,200
I saw her. She's real.
She escaped the mirror.

521
00:39:30,042 --> 00:39:31,842
You know me, I tried
to stop her, of course...

522
00:39:31,958 --> 00:39:35,371
Here's what we should do: Go back
to the bathroom where it all began

523
00:39:35,583 --> 00:39:37,665
and perform the summoning
ritual backwards.

524
00:39:37,875 --> 00:39:41,447
- We got to get out of here, he's raving.
- I'm not! Just listen to me this time.

525
00:39:41,667 --> 00:39:44,283
If we do that, she will go back
to the world she was in

526
00:39:44,500 --> 00:39:46,115
and leave ours. It's so obvious!

527
00:39:46,333 --> 00:39:47,118
That is it!

528
00:39:47,333 --> 00:39:50,496
That is the single dumbest idea
I've ever heard.

529
00:39:51,292 --> 00:39:53,624
If you had heard it in stranger things,

530
00:39:53,833 --> 00:39:55,289
you would think it was genius.

531
00:40:26,167 --> 00:40:27,202
Hello?

532
00:40:32,042 --> 00:40:34,283
Yeah, yeah.

533
00:40:34,500 --> 00:40:36,206
"Seven days.”

534
00:40:39,375 --> 00:40:41,457
Cut the crap and wrap it up!

535
00:40:41,667 --> 00:40:43,578
You've made a mess out of my school!

536
00:40:43,875 --> 00:40:46,116
I'm calling a cleaning service tomorrow

537
00:40:46,333 --> 00:40:48,665
and that will come out of your pocket!

538
00:40:50,667 --> 00:40:53,909
Enough, sons of the evil!

539
00:40:54,125 --> 00:40:57,492
Spawn of Satan! Go to hell!

540
00:40:57,708 --> 00:41:02,452
I'm going to borrow conan's gun
and shoot you right in the face!

541
00:42:03,125 --> 00:42:05,741
We need to get the camera
from the principal's office.

542
00:42:05,958 --> 00:42:06,958
Screw the camera!

543
00:42:07,083 --> 00:42:08,619
You work here. Are there other exits?

544
00:42:08,833 --> 00:42:10,994
- There are none!
- Let's jump out the window!

545
00:42:11,208 --> 00:42:12,698
- Bad idea.
- Why?

546
00:42:12,917 --> 00:42:15,158
The last kid who tried playing hooky

547
00:42:15,375 --> 00:42:18,082
by jumping out the window
ended up like this.

548
00:42:18,375 --> 00:42:19,740
His ass came up to his neck?

549
00:42:19,958 --> 00:42:22,540
Are those his testicles
hanging from his chest?

550
00:42:22,750 --> 00:42:23,535
Yes.

551
00:42:23,750 --> 00:42:25,741
You keep pictures of crippled students?

552
00:42:25,958 --> 00:42:28,495
No, people share them
over the teachers' chat group.

553
00:42:28,708 --> 00:42:30,893
- I find it distasteful, too.
- I thought it was kind of cool.

554
00:42:30,917 --> 00:42:33,750
The secret is to think
as if we were in a horror movie.

555
00:42:33,958 --> 00:42:37,200
Yeah, right. So everyone dies,
except the hot chick.

556
00:42:37,417 --> 00:42:38,726
And we don't even have a hot chick.

557
00:42:38,750 --> 00:42:39,750
That's it!

558
00:42:39,875 --> 00:42:43,163
Before they renovated,
there was a door that led outside!

559
00:42:43,375 --> 00:42:44,615
- Great!
- Where?

560
00:42:44,833 --> 00:42:48,576
I don't know! I only started
working here after the renovation.

561
00:42:48,792 --> 00:42:50,498
Great. Dungeon master's in the group.

562
00:42:50,708 --> 00:42:53,450
She knows there's an exit,
but doesn't know where.

563
00:42:53,667 --> 00:42:57,285
There's an old floor plan
in a cabinet in the principal's office.

564
00:42:57,500 --> 00:42:58,500
It's our best shot!

565
00:42:58,667 --> 00:43:01,579
Perfect. And while we're at it,
we grab the camera!

566
00:43:09,375 --> 00:43:11,582
Oh, man, not blood again!

567
00:43:14,625 --> 00:43:16,581
Did principal nogueira just die?

568
00:43:16,792 --> 00:43:18,783
No, I think this room
is having its period.

569
00:43:22,125 --> 00:43:23,410
I sure hope he didn't.

570
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:38,000
Look.

571
00:43:38,583 --> 00:43:40,198
This is real blood.

572
00:43:40,375 --> 00:43:42,036
Bloody Mary's spirit is real!

573
00:43:42,500 --> 00:43:45,742
She escaped from the bathroom
and now is attacking people!

574
00:43:46,333 --> 00:43:48,745
We're going to die,
and you're shooting a video!

575
00:43:48,958 --> 00:43:51,324
If we die and people find this,
at least I will be famous.

576
00:43:51,542 --> 00:43:52,827
Look for the damn plans!

577
00:43:56,792 --> 00:43:58,282
- Found it!
- The floor plans?

578
00:43:58,500 --> 00:43:59,990
No, our payment!

579
00:44:04,917 --> 00:44:06,248
What? Fair is fair.

580
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:21,000
Guys!

581
00:44:21,125 --> 00:44:23,912
No matter what happens,

582
00:44:24,125 --> 00:44:26,741
we simply cannot act like
those morons in horror movies

583
00:44:26,958 --> 00:44:28,934
who split up to find out
where the noise came from.

584
00:44:28,958 --> 00:44:31,745
That never works!
We got to stick together!

585
00:44:32,625 --> 00:44:33,625
Guys?

586
00:44:35,875 --> 00:44:36,875
Jackson?

587
00:44:40,125 --> 00:44:41,125
Hey.

588
00:45:09,333 --> 00:45:10,618
It's the principal.

589
00:45:38,417 --> 00:45:40,328
I found them! I found the floor plans!

590
00:45:40,708 --> 00:45:42,289
We are saved!

591
00:45:47,167 --> 00:45:48,452
You.

592
00:45:49,875 --> 00:45:52,537
Yeah, you. Pothead.

593
00:45:52,750 --> 00:45:53,750
Me?

594
00:45:54,792 --> 00:45:56,407
You're going to die

595
00:45:56,917 --> 00:45:57,917
before

596
00:45:58,833 --> 00:45:59,913
Christmas.

597
00:46:10,542 --> 00:46:12,783
Fred! Help!

598
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:15,412
I'm swallowing HIV here!

599
00:46:15,625 --> 00:46:18,287
- He's fine!
- Is he?

600
00:46:18,625 --> 00:46:19,625
No!

601
00:46:19,792 --> 00:46:21,498
Yeah, he's doing great.

602
00:46:26,458 --> 00:46:29,245
Jackson! Help me!

603
00:46:29,750 --> 00:46:34,744
He's going to kill me! Save me, Jackson!

604
00:46:35,667 --> 00:46:36,952
Hey!

605
00:46:38,833 --> 00:46:40,949
Hey! He's going to kill me!

606
00:46:59,167 --> 00:47:01,624
Do you think we are going to die?

607
00:47:01,833 --> 00:47:02,993
Of course not.

608
00:47:03,792 --> 00:47:07,330
I'm this team's leader. I'm not
letting anything bad happen to us.

609
00:47:07,542 --> 00:47:10,955
I can't believe this is happening.

610
00:47:15,333 --> 00:47:17,574
Me neither!

611
00:47:18,792 --> 00:47:22,330
All I just wanted to have my own TV show!

612
00:47:23,583 --> 00:47:24,583
Fred...

613
00:47:24,917 --> 00:47:29,365
Why did we have to find a ghost
who wants to kill us all?

614
00:47:30,458 --> 00:47:33,325
Couldn't we just have found slimer?

615
00:47:34,250 --> 00:47:36,115
Or Casper?

616
00:47:37,667 --> 00:47:40,249
At least he is a friendly ghost.

617
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:56,000
Lab

618
00:48:25,292 --> 00:48:27,032
Somebody help!

619
00:48:46,833 --> 00:48:48,164
Chill out, man.

620
00:48:48,542 --> 00:48:50,624
You're being a little rough.

621
00:49:15,500 --> 00:49:16,660
No!

622
00:49:43,708 --> 00:49:46,120
Go back to hell, bastard!

623
00:49:46,333 --> 00:49:48,369
Go transmit HIV to Satan!

624
00:50:12,333 --> 00:50:14,665
You know, when I was a kid,

625
00:50:15,333 --> 00:50:19,622
I'd never perform the bloody Mary ritual.

626
00:50:19,833 --> 00:50:21,619
I was too afraid.
I mean, I was just a kid.

627
00:50:23,333 --> 00:50:27,121
So much has changed since my days.

628
00:50:29,167 --> 00:50:32,785
There's so much I don't do anymore.

629
00:50:34,583 --> 00:50:38,952
Do you really think we're going to die?

630
00:50:41,083 --> 00:50:44,280
If this was our last night alive,

631
00:50:46,250 --> 00:50:48,161
what would you want to do?

632
00:50:50,083 --> 00:50:51,083
Huh?

633
00:52:03,625 --> 00:52:06,617
You're Asian, but you're a redhead?

634
00:52:06,833 --> 00:52:09,245
That's fucked up.
Where were you born? Hiroshima?

635
00:52:09,583 --> 00:52:12,575
You chose the worst time
to come out of the closet.

636
00:52:12,792 --> 00:52:15,124
It's late. You're the only student here.

637
00:52:15,333 --> 00:52:17,540
- What are you, stupid?
- 1I'm your biggest fan.

638
00:52:17,750 --> 00:52:20,822
I'm legendary thanos.
I comment on all of your videos!

639
00:52:21,083 --> 00:52:22,323
Legendary thanos...

640
00:52:23,208 --> 00:52:27,656
I hate you. If I'd known that,
I'd have kicked you in the face instead.

641
00:52:29,333 --> 00:52:31,824
- So what's the plan?
- Here's the plan, kid.

642
00:52:32,042 --> 00:52:34,954
See? This is the plan.

643
00:52:35,167 --> 00:52:37,158
A nice plan right up your ass.

644
00:52:37,500 --> 00:52:38,831
The plan is getting out of here!

645
00:52:39,042 --> 00:52:41,579
And you're going to let
bloody Mary to haunt the bathroom?

646
00:52:41,792 --> 00:52:45,455
She ain't in the bathroom anymore.
She's loose all over the school.

647
00:52:45,667 --> 00:52:48,784
Then someone has freed her
from the mirror.

648
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:50,536
Who could be that dumb?

649
00:52:52,958 --> 00:52:55,324
Anyway, you always have a plan,
don't you?

650
00:52:55,542 --> 00:52:58,284
Why don't you make one of your weapons?

651
00:52:58,500 --> 00:53:02,573
It's different now, it's something else.
Now tilio isn't the ghost. Just shut up.

652
00:53:02,792 --> 00:53:03,827
Who is tulio?

653
00:53:05,292 --> 00:53:06,372
What are you looking for?

654
00:53:09,167 --> 00:53:11,909
Mom once told me that the library
was public back in her days,

655
00:53:12,125 --> 00:53:13,786
so there must be an exit there!

656
00:53:16,792 --> 00:53:18,874
The exit is here. In the library!

657
00:53:19,125 --> 00:53:20,706
I knew it!

658
00:53:22,500 --> 00:53:24,115
I'm just going to ask you a favor.

659
00:53:24,375 --> 00:53:26,991
Once we leave this room, zip it.

660
00:53:27,458 --> 00:53:29,494
Keep your mouth shut. Do not fidget.

661
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:31,581
Clearly you do nothing but screw up.

662
00:53:37,667 --> 00:53:39,248
Didn't I just tell you to be quiet?

663
00:53:43,625 --> 00:53:46,913
We're going to the library,
but we should find a weapon first.

664
00:54:21,750 --> 00:54:23,832
Had you ever got fucked
on school grounds?

665
00:54:24,042 --> 00:54:25,828
Harder!

666
00:54:26,042 --> 00:54:27,828
So, teacher, am I approved?

667
00:54:28,042 --> 00:54:28,781
Harder!

668
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:30,706
Enjoying the math table?

669
00:54:30,917 --> 00:54:33,659
Harder!

670
00:54:37,583 --> 00:54:40,245
Go to hell, Fred!

671
00:56:57,583 --> 00:56:58,823
Push the locker!

672
00:59:19,125 --> 00:59:21,081
- Do something, kid!
- But what?!

673
00:59:21,292 --> 00:59:23,452
Whatever, find a wire coat hanger
and pills of cytotec!

674
01:00:18,083 --> 01:00:19,289
Did you see that?

675
01:00:19,667 --> 01:00:21,157
The mirror killed the fetus!

676
01:00:21,375 --> 01:00:23,912
I'm sure that the mirror
bloody Mary came out of

677
01:00:24,125 --> 01:00:25,990
is the only thing that can hurt her!

678
01:00:26,208 --> 01:00:29,746
Like a silver bullet for werewolves,
or garlic for vampires!

679
01:00:33,208 --> 01:00:35,494
Gee, man. Was that really necessary?

680
01:00:35,708 --> 01:00:37,073
It was already dead.

681
01:00:39,042 --> 01:00:41,408
I never want to look at another fetus.

682
01:00:56,833 --> 01:00:59,245
Bloody Mary... she exists...

683
01:01:01,208 --> 01:01:02,994
She really does exist.

684
01:01:18,167 --> 01:01:20,078
Do not touch that!

685
01:01:21,458 --> 01:01:22,914
The hell's this all about?

686
01:01:23,125 --> 01:01:25,332
1 knew it!

687
01:01:25,542 --> 01:01:28,830
- Caroline's head exploded... blood...
- 1I'm going to find out what's going on.

688
01:01:29,042 --> 01:01:31,875
Have you brought a fucking
kid to the school at night?

689
01:01:32,083 --> 01:01:33,483
I don't know anything about no kid!

690
01:01:33,625 --> 01:01:35,581
I'm calling the principal.

691
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:37,786
- I'm crapping my pants...
- Hello?

692
01:01:38,125 --> 01:01:39,643
Did you cut off the school's phone line?

693
01:01:39,667 --> 01:01:43,580
I'm drenched in blood, and you're worried
about the school's phone line, dude!

694
01:01:43,875 --> 01:01:45,661
Bloody Mary is going to kill us all!

695
01:01:45,875 --> 01:01:46,955
Bloody Mary, huh?

696
01:01:47,958 --> 01:01:49,619
- So she's going to kill us, huh?
- Yes!

697
01:01:49,833 --> 01:01:52,165
Shut your trap!
I'm going to deal with this.

698
01:01:52,375 --> 01:01:56,448
- You just stay here, nice and quiet...
- She's going to kill you!

699
01:01:56,667 --> 01:02:00,785
Wwhile I deal with this bloody Mary.

700
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:02,115
Let me go!

701
01:02:08,042 --> 01:02:09,532
I'm going to fix this shit.

702
01:02:13,250 --> 01:02:14,535
But, first,

703
01:02:15,333 --> 01:02:17,540
I got to take care of
some more serious shit.

704
01:02:19,500 --> 01:02:21,661
Hey! Get me out of here!

705
01:02:34,083 --> 01:02:35,664
They forgot about us in here.

706
01:02:36,417 --> 01:02:39,159
Didn't they ask us
to be part of this joke?

707
01:02:39,708 --> 01:02:43,451
If this was a horror movie,
we'd be those meaningless side characters.

708
01:02:43,667 --> 01:02:46,784
The ones who are just cast
to add some extra deaths and blood.

709
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:48,000
Yeah.

710
01:02:48,750 --> 01:02:51,662
But in those movies,
before those characters die,

711
01:02:51,875 --> 01:02:55,914
they're either doing drugs or having sex.

712
01:02:56,583 --> 01:02:58,198
But I didn't bring any drugs.

713
01:02:58,500 --> 01:03:01,822
- Or having sex.
- Then I think we will survive.

714
01:03:02,042 --> 01:03:03,703
I will go talk to the principal to see

715
01:03:03,917 --> 01:03:05,532
- if we can go home now.
- Wait.

716
01:03:32,542 --> 01:03:35,409
We've come this far. We will make it.

717
01:03:35,625 --> 01:03:36,705
What about tulio?

718
01:03:36,917 --> 01:03:39,329
There's no more tulio.
And that's your fault.

719
01:03:39,542 --> 01:03:40,657
You left him behind!

720
01:03:40,875 --> 01:03:43,708
Mrs. Helena had ran off!
I had to protect her.

721
01:03:43,917 --> 01:03:46,434
- She was an innocent bystander.
- You're lucky I came to save you.

722
01:03:46,458 --> 01:03:48,289
Actually, I found you in the hallway!

723
01:03:48,708 --> 01:03:50,494
The exit must be somewhere around here.

724
01:03:50,875 --> 01:03:52,536
It's in the library, like I said.

725
01:03:56,667 --> 01:03:58,578
As I said, it's in the library!

726
01:03:58,792 --> 01:04:01,158
Just because it has books,
doesn't mean it's a library.

727
01:04:21,708 --> 01:04:22,914
Bloody Mary.

728
01:04:23,417 --> 01:04:24,532
Boo!

729
01:04:50,833 --> 01:04:52,323
What the fuck is that shit?

730
01:05:01,958 --> 01:05:03,698
Not today, mister poop!

731
01:05:23,333 --> 01:05:24,664
I need to get out of here.

732
01:05:30,375 --> 01:05:34,994
We need to get out of here!

733
01:05:36,625 --> 01:05:39,458
- We got to leave!
- That's what I said when I came in here!

734
01:05:39,917 --> 01:05:41,373
I just fought a poop, man!

735
01:05:41,583 --> 01:05:42,993
Li noticed the smell!

736
01:05:44,708 --> 01:05:47,575
Dude, why do you keep
a shotgun in a school?

737
01:05:48,833 --> 01:05:50,118
You don't know this school.

738
01:05:50,333 --> 01:05:52,119
Yes, I do! It's a regular school!

739
01:05:52,750 --> 01:05:55,590
You're right, this is incriminating
evidence I'm stashing for my cousin.

740
01:05:56,083 --> 01:05:57,789
- As for you...
- What?

741
01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:00,412
You talk too much! Come on!

742
01:06:11,167 --> 01:06:14,284
I hope your friend is right
about the exit being there.

743
01:06:14,500 --> 01:06:15,785
He isn't my friend.

744
01:06:16,333 --> 01:06:17,664
I hate him.

745
01:06:17,917 --> 01:06:20,533
- Why?
- He's legendary thanos.

746
01:06:21,125 --> 01:06:22,365
- What?
- Yeah.

747
01:06:22,583 --> 01:06:25,325
- That kid's a jackass.
- No, you're the jackasses!

748
01:06:25,542 --> 01:06:28,249
- I never thought you'd be such wusses!
- Listen, kid.

749
01:06:28,417 --> 01:06:31,784
I've survived a week in the jungle
drinking my own urine!

750
01:06:32,167 --> 01:06:33,998
Oh, yeah? And what did you eat?

751
01:06:35,708 --> 01:06:36,948
Your ass!

752
01:06:37,250 --> 01:06:39,332
- Great.
- Do you still think I'm a wuss?

753
01:06:44,375 --> 01:06:46,115
Don't get near her. She's possessed.

754
01:06:48,542 --> 01:06:49,782
What happened to me?

755
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:52,833
- Don't you remember anything?
- Anything at all.

756
01:06:53,042 --> 01:06:54,327
Not even about us?

757
01:06:54,708 --> 01:06:57,905
Everything will be all right now.
Mrs. Helena is here!

758
01:06:58,125 --> 01:07:00,616
"Everything will be okay now.
Mrs. Helena is here.

759
01:07:00,833 --> 01:07:02,164
Everything will work out."

760
01:07:02,375 --> 01:07:04,957
This isn't icarly, you little shit!

761
01:07:05,167 --> 01:07:07,453
Don't mind them, Mrs. Helena.
Just a second.

762
01:07:07,667 --> 01:07:11,865
Sit down a bit, take deep breaths.

763
01:07:12,292 --> 01:07:14,283
So you don't remember anything?

764
01:07:14,583 --> 01:07:15,698
I don't.

765
01:07:18,833 --> 01:07:19,993
So, what's the plan?

766
01:07:20,333 --> 01:07:21,333
What the fuck is that?

767
01:07:21,625 --> 01:07:23,545
It's torch slipcase.
Can't you see it's a condom?

768
01:07:23,667 --> 01:07:25,867
Have you never seen one before?
You fucked that trollop?

769
01:07:26,375 --> 01:07:29,492
She was possessed, man.
I fucked bloody Mary!

770
01:07:30,375 --> 01:07:31,455
- Bloody Mary?
- Yeah!

771
01:07:31,667 --> 01:07:33,157
A 10-year-old girl?

772
01:07:33,500 --> 01:07:34,660
That's child molesting!

773
01:07:34,917 --> 01:07:38,364
She isn't really 10. She's over 100,

774
01:07:38,583 --> 01:07:40,414
considering she died last century.

775
01:07:40,958 --> 01:07:42,494
So she's dead. That's necrophilia!

776
01:07:42,708 --> 01:07:44,744
No. Bloody Mary was
in her very alive body.

777
01:07:44,958 --> 01:07:46,164
Where am 1? Where do I go?

778
01:07:46,375 --> 01:07:49,333
Also, if the kid is ten,
and we add up the teacher's age,

779
01:07:49,542 --> 01:07:51,703
I fucked a 70-year-old, on average.

780
01:07:52,208 --> 01:07:57,657
So you fucked Mrs. Helena
and bloody Mary at the same time?

781
01:07:57,875 --> 01:07:59,740
- That's right.
- Dude.

782
01:08:00,208 --> 01:08:01,288
Then it was a threesome.

783
01:08:01,625 --> 01:08:02,660
Exactly.

784
01:08:03,167 --> 01:08:04,873
You shouldn't even be
in this conversation.

785
01:08:05,083 --> 01:08:06,539
Yeah. Here, throw this away.

786
01:08:16,542 --> 01:08:17,702
What a sissy.

787
01:08:40,292 --> 01:08:41,372
So this is it?

788
01:08:42,750 --> 01:08:44,456
This is my role in the story?

789
01:08:45,500 --> 01:08:47,365
To be cast as a minor character,

790
01:08:48,292 --> 01:08:49,953
end up in some dump,

791
01:08:50,875 --> 01:08:52,365
and die a grotesque death?

792
01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:56,206
You bastards!

793
01:10:20,375 --> 01:10:21,375
Shit!

794
01:10:21,417 --> 01:10:22,657
Come on.

795
01:10:23,167 --> 01:10:25,283
I'm going to find out what you did.

796
01:10:25,500 --> 01:10:27,365
Come on. We're getting out of here.

797
01:10:27,583 --> 01:10:31,371
We are getting out of here!

798
01:11:50,167 --> 01:11:53,000
Stop eating Caroline!

799
01:11:54,083 --> 01:11:56,199
You cannibal!

800
01:12:08,250 --> 01:12:12,448
Stop it, cannibal! You cannibal!

801
01:12:29,292 --> 01:12:30,372
What the fuck?

802
01:12:49,500 --> 01:12:50,990
Do you want to play with me?

803
01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:02,991
I'm beginning to remember...

804
01:13:03,208 --> 01:13:04,208
See this?

805
01:13:04,542 --> 01:13:07,124
The old exit is somewhere on that wall.

806
01:13:07,417 --> 01:13:09,203
- Let's do this.
- Wait a second.

807
01:13:13,042 --> 01:13:15,158
- The exit is here!
- Good job, thanos!

808
01:13:15,375 --> 01:13:17,741
Of course you knew where it was.
You saw it here.

809
01:13:17,958 --> 01:13:20,916
Guys, I felt it...

810
01:13:21,333 --> 01:13:22,664
She's just a little girl,

811
01:13:23,167 --> 01:13:26,204
upset over bad things
that happened to her...

812
01:13:26,417 --> 01:13:27,998
Yeah, she's just a victim, right?

813
01:13:28,292 --> 01:13:29,748
Deep down, she's really nice.

814
01:13:30,375 --> 01:13:32,661
She was just helping Caroline
clear up her head.

815
01:13:32,875 --> 01:13:36,288
Students are confused.
It is my duty to help them!

816
01:13:36,500 --> 01:13:37,660
So you like helping?

817
01:13:37,875 --> 01:13:40,833
Then help them push that bookshelf
so we can get out of here!

818
01:13:42,167 --> 01:13:43,202
Come on, now.

819
01:13:52,208 --> 01:13:53,539
It's blocked.

820
01:13:54,792 --> 01:13:56,032
Record this to me.

821
01:13:58,000 --> 01:13:59,456
Don't try this at home.

822
01:14:04,292 --> 01:14:05,327
Are you stupid?

823
01:14:05,958 --> 01:14:09,030
Did you really think you could tear
down that wall with a flying kick?

824
01:14:09,458 --> 01:14:11,995
There is no way out.
You will have to face bloody Mary.

825
01:14:12,208 --> 01:14:13,208
Or help her.

826
01:14:13,458 --> 01:14:15,870
For a teacher and an Asian kid,
you guys are pretty dumb.

827
01:14:16,083 --> 01:14:18,870
Haven't you realized that
we're not paranormal hunters?

828
01:14:19,083 --> 01:14:21,039
We can't face ghosts.

829
01:14:21,292 --> 01:14:24,034
We're just freeloaders
following the YouTube trend

830
01:14:24,250 --> 01:14:25,706
so we don't have to get real jobs.

831
01:14:26,083 --> 01:14:27,619
Who told you to film that, kid?

832
01:14:27,833 --> 01:14:30,324
Before doing this,
I've tried getting into big brother,

833
01:14:30,542 --> 01:14:33,534
being a dj, doing stand-up comedy.
I've even been a pro MMA fighter!

834
01:14:33,917 --> 01:14:36,659
No, that's a lie.
You've never been a pro MMA fighter.

835
01:14:36,875 --> 01:14:38,081
And if you did,

836
01:14:38,292 --> 01:14:40,328
catarina would kick your ass.

837
01:14:41,792 --> 01:14:44,283
Catarina? Who's catarina?

838
01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:46,581
Bloody Mary's real name.

839
01:14:48,917 --> 01:14:50,248
How come you know that?

840
01:14:56,500 --> 01:14:59,697
Everybody uses "bloody Mary"
when they summon her,

841
01:14:59,917 --> 01:15:01,077
but not me.

842
01:15:01,542 --> 01:15:04,739
I performed properly the ritual.
That's why she showed up.

843
01:15:04,958 --> 01:15:06,789
You performed "properly" the ritual, huh?

844
01:15:07,750 --> 01:15:09,286
Where did you find this?

845
01:15:46,958 --> 01:15:48,414
Wait, man!

846
01:15:50,250 --> 01:15:53,822
Stay back! I'm armed!

847
01:16:14,583 --> 01:16:17,655
And then the ox came
and fell on top of me!

848
01:16:17,875 --> 01:16:19,866
How could I escape? Oxen are heavy!

849
01:16:20,083 --> 01:16:21,683
So I balled up my screwdriver like this,

850
01:16:21,833 --> 01:16:23,915
I pierced its hide
between its third and fifth ribs,

851
01:16:24,125 --> 01:16:26,165
and made my way through him
by ripping out his guts.

852
01:16:26,333 --> 01:16:27,653
I went through to the other side!

853
01:16:40,125 --> 01:16:41,125
What does it say here?

854
01:16:42,958 --> 01:16:46,405
Do you always come here to read
old newspapers and summon ghosts?

855
01:16:46,625 --> 01:16:49,241
No. Actually, I came to see this.

856
01:16:49,458 --> 01:16:52,871
- Why don't you look up porn on the net?
- Mom's Christian, she's blocked xvideos.

857
01:16:53,083 --> 01:16:56,530
This is why you were always going on
about Caroline's boobs in the comments.

858
01:16:56,750 --> 01:16:59,162
Shall we try and do something
useful around here?

859
01:16:59,458 --> 01:17:01,699
Maybe there's something here
that might help us.

860
01:17:09,167 --> 01:17:10,953
You left me behind to die.

861
01:17:14,208 --> 01:17:15,208
What?

862
01:17:15,292 --> 01:17:17,612
Wait, tulio, killing friends
isn't going to solve problems.

863
01:17:17,750 --> 01:17:18,830
Friends?

864
01:17:22,167 --> 01:17:25,159
My friends were going for
the exit and leaving me?

865
01:17:25,375 --> 01:17:28,412
I'd never leave you behind!
I was going to come back with the police!

866
01:17:28,625 --> 01:17:30,957
And what would the police do?
Handcuff the ghost?

867
01:17:31,167 --> 01:17:32,748
Shoot it in the head?

868
01:17:32,958 --> 01:17:35,449
Bullets go through
bloody Mary's body, moron!

869
01:17:35,667 --> 01:17:37,407
I saw it with my own eyes!

870
01:17:37,875 --> 01:17:41,868
But I think this bullet
can kill me a douchebag.

871
01:17:42,083 --> 01:17:45,405
I only have one.
And I'm thinking of using it on you.

872
01:17:45,625 --> 01:17:48,162
- Just to try it out.
- Calm down, tulio.

873
01:17:48,375 --> 01:17:51,208
This isn't what you're thinking
we're so close to putting an end to...

874
01:17:51,417 --> 01:17:54,079
By leaving me behind to die, right?
That is it!

875
01:17:54,292 --> 01:17:56,533
You have no idea what
I went through to get here.

876
01:17:56,917 --> 01:18:01,331
I've had to rip my way through
the guts of a huge ox

877
01:18:01,542 --> 01:18:02,998
with my own hands.

878
01:18:03,625 --> 01:18:05,206
His shoe size was 15.

879
01:18:09,292 --> 01:18:10,748
Turn that shit down!

880
01:18:11,208 --> 01:18:13,699
Dude, we can use what's here
to become rich!

881
01:18:13,917 --> 01:18:15,282
It's going to change our lives!

882
01:18:15,500 --> 01:18:19,038
So now I'm good enough
to be on camera, huh?

883
01:18:19,250 --> 01:18:21,366
Actually, right now we
want you on our team! Right?

884
01:18:21,583 --> 01:18:22,322
Yeah!

885
01:18:22,542 --> 01:18:23,907
- That's right!
- Exactly!

886
01:18:24,125 --> 01:18:26,832
Because you're talking
like a real ghoulbuster.

887
01:18:27,042 --> 01:18:28,452
- Yeah!
- That's right, man.

888
01:18:28,667 --> 01:18:29,998
Will I have my own uniform?

889
01:18:30,208 --> 01:18:33,166
- Of course!
- The nicest uniform!

890
01:18:33,333 --> 01:18:35,268
And I will never have to dress
like a ghost again?

891
01:18:35,292 --> 01:18:36,452
- No.
- No way.

892
01:18:36,667 --> 01:18:37,667
That was bad taste.

893
01:18:37,708 --> 01:18:40,040
I never agreed to that.
It was Caroline's idea.

894
01:18:40,250 --> 01:18:42,457
You're going to be on camera, tulio.

895
01:18:42,750 --> 01:18:46,072
You will have your own uniform
with the ghoulbusters logo.

896
01:18:46,292 --> 01:18:47,372
Shut up!

897
01:18:47,583 --> 01:18:48,914
That name sucks!

898
01:18:49,708 --> 01:18:51,664
It sounds like a ghostbusters
cheap ripoff.

899
01:18:52,042 --> 01:18:55,364
And that logo, too! It was drawn
by a one-handed nincompoop.

900
01:18:55,833 --> 01:18:56,833
But it was me.

901
01:18:57,042 --> 01:18:59,579
We're going to change it.
It will be the logo I designed

902
01:18:59,792 --> 01:19:00,832
and you guys just ignored.

903
01:19:01,000 --> 01:19:03,457
- I have it here with me.
- No, no! Dude!

904
01:19:03,667 --> 01:19:06,204
- Did you stick it up your ass?
- There's a kid here!

905
01:19:06,417 --> 01:19:08,184
- Stop this, please.
- Hold on, it's kind of stuck.

906
01:19:08,208 --> 01:19:09,664
I'm too young for this.

907
01:19:09,875 --> 01:19:13,572
Here it is!
The logo we will be using from now on!

908
01:19:13,792 --> 01:19:16,750
Put it on your uniforms. Now!

909
01:19:16,958 --> 01:19:19,199
I'm sorry, but is this
a ghost with a club?

910
01:19:19,417 --> 01:19:23,410
This logo empowers the ghosts.
We're the ones who should look strong.

911
01:19:23,625 --> 01:19:26,785
- It's better than the shit you drew.
- It's like using a chicken in a kfc logo.

912
01:19:26,833 --> 01:19:30,906
Kfc sells butchered, slaughtered chickens
and there's a happy one on the box.

913
01:19:31,125 --> 01:19:32,911
- It just doesn't make sense.
- Put it on!

914
01:19:33,125 --> 01:19:34,205
Paste it on already!

915
01:19:34,417 --> 01:19:35,702
Li can't make it stick!

916
01:19:35,917 --> 01:19:37,999
Use the blood and pus
oozing from his ear!

917
01:19:38,208 --> 01:19:40,119
It's human glue. Glue it on!

918
01:19:40,333 --> 01:19:44,155
And I want to be credited as
"necro-spectral sniper ceo".

919
01:19:44,375 --> 01:19:47,492
- That position doesn't even exist...
- Yes, it does!

920
01:19:47,708 --> 01:19:50,370
It does, man.
He fought very hard to get to it.

921
01:19:50,583 --> 01:19:53,059
You know what? On second thought,
I want to be the team's leader.

922
01:19:53,083 --> 01:19:54,083
No, you can't.

923
01:19:56,625 --> 01:20:00,868
Whatever you are,
you've created the coolest logo

924
01:20:01,083 --> 01:20:03,950
and an awesome name!

925
01:20:04,167 --> 01:20:06,078
Who's this kid who sounds
like he's in some ad?

926
01:20:06,292 --> 01:20:07,623
He's legendarythanos.

927
01:20:08,458 --> 01:20:10,369
I hate legendarythanos!

928
01:20:10,583 --> 01:20:11,948
- Me too.
- No!

929
01:20:12,167 --> 01:20:13,703
- Then shoot him.
- What the fuck?

930
01:20:13,917 --> 01:20:16,078
I only have one bullet.
Aim for his head!

931
01:20:16,292 --> 01:20:20,490
- Stand still, kid!
- Don't do this!

932
01:20:21,333 --> 01:20:23,574
- Do it!
- No!

933
01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:26,080
I can't.

934
01:20:26,292 --> 01:20:30,035
I'm a ghost killer.
I don't kill the living, only the dead.

935
01:20:30,250 --> 01:20:31,706
- Give me that.
- And... cut!

936
01:20:31,917 --> 01:20:34,283
I get it. You knew he wouldn't
have the guts to shoot me

937
01:20:34,500 --> 01:20:36,991
so you used that to take
the shotgun away from him!

938
01:20:37,208 --> 01:20:40,075
Yeah, that's right.
I had it planned all along.

939
01:20:40,292 --> 01:20:43,364
Hey! As the new leader,
I say what we will do next!

940
01:20:43,583 --> 01:20:46,325
Go back to the bathroom
and perform the ritual backwards.

941
01:20:46,542 --> 01:20:49,124
Shut up. We're discussing
serious stuff here.

942
01:20:49,333 --> 01:20:51,244
Where's the newspaper?
Here it is.

943
01:20:54,833 --> 01:20:57,540
"During the 1975 school fair,

944
01:20:57,750 --> 01:21:00,537
undertaker José mojica

945
01:21:00,750 --> 01:21:05,619
claims to have talked
to the ghost of a blonde girl

946
01:21:05,833 --> 01:21:08,495
through the school bathroom's mirror.

947
01:21:08,708 --> 01:21:14,078
The following words
are those of catarina,

948
01:21:14,375 --> 01:21:16,582
the blonde ghost...

949
01:21:18,125 --> 01:21:22,539
"I was 13 years old when I got
transferred to a new school.

950
01:21:23,333 --> 01:21:25,790
I was afraid I wouldn't be accepted.

951
01:21:26,083 --> 01:21:29,826
Worried about what other people
would think of me..."

952
01:21:30,042 --> 01:21:31,703
Who would like to read?

953
01:21:32,125 --> 01:21:33,786
- Catarina.
- The milky way...

954
01:21:34,000 --> 01:21:38,494
"But I never imagined
I'd have such a warm welcome.

955
01:21:39,750 --> 01:21:42,822
All the girls wanted to be like me.

956
01:21:44,458 --> 01:21:48,747
Those ended up being
the best days of my life.

957
01:21:49,708 --> 01:21:53,030
Everything would've
been perfect, if it wasn't

958
01:21:53,250 --> 01:21:55,662
for the envy of some girls.

959
01:21:57,708 --> 01:22:00,666
School is the most
cruel environment there is

960
01:22:00,875 --> 01:22:02,285
for a developing child.

961
01:22:02,500 --> 01:22:04,582
I'd never thought my good looks

962
01:22:04,792 --> 01:22:08,080
could awake such horrid
feelings in other people.

963
01:22:08,292 --> 01:22:10,248
- Catarina...
- No, please!

964
01:22:10,458 --> 01:22:13,416
The girls said I stole
attention away from them.

965
01:22:13,625 --> 01:22:15,161
- Don't mess with us.
- Catarina.

966
01:22:15,375 --> 01:22:17,582
They said horrible things to me."

967
01:22:17,792 --> 01:22:19,783
Catarina!

968
01:22:20,167 --> 01:22:23,159
"And humiliated me
as brutally as they could.

969
01:22:32,292 --> 01:22:34,954
That's what you get for messing with us!

970
01:22:41,875 --> 01:22:46,574
I couldn't handle looking at myself
again after what happened.

971
01:22:46,792 --> 01:22:49,955
So I decided to leave.

972
01:22:57,958 --> 01:22:59,494
Forever...

973
01:23:01,583 --> 01:23:03,574
Good god.

974
01:23:04,833 --> 01:23:06,164
Such cruelty!

975
01:23:06,375 --> 01:23:08,616
I agree. We need to destroy that ghost!

976
01:23:08,833 --> 01:23:12,200
Stop this! Didn't you hear
what I just read?

977
01:23:12,625 --> 01:23:17,699
That girl is a victim
of the society of the living!

978
01:23:17,917 --> 01:23:19,782
All she wants is retribution!

979
01:23:20,042 --> 01:23:22,829
And that's what we're going to give her!

980
01:23:23,042 --> 01:23:25,328
Retribution for...

981
01:23:30,500 --> 01:23:31,580
What?

982
01:23:32,500 --> 01:23:35,742
From what I've gathered, last time she
threw a fit, she tried to kill you.

983
01:23:35,958 --> 01:23:38,290
- She was possessed!
- She might be now, too!

984
01:23:38,500 --> 01:23:39,990
Her head wasn't spinning!

985
01:23:40,583 --> 01:23:42,539
Right.

986
01:23:43,375 --> 01:23:46,447
I see how it is.
You're going to defend your girlfriend.

987
01:23:46,667 --> 01:23:47,667
Is she your girlfriend?

988
01:23:47,792 --> 01:23:48,827
Of course not!

989
01:23:49,042 --> 01:23:53,957
We were stuck together
in an extreme situation, so...

990
01:23:54,167 --> 01:23:57,659
I got stuck with that kid, too,
but I didn't think about fucking him.

991
01:23:57,875 --> 01:23:59,581
Lost your chance.

992
01:23:59,792 --> 01:24:02,909
So, as the leader,
I will tell you all what to do.

993
01:24:03,125 --> 01:24:05,081
We will focus on getting out of here!

994
01:24:05,292 --> 01:24:07,032
Your plan being?
Perform the ritual...

995
01:24:07,250 --> 01:24:10,287
I know! How about
burning the school down?

996
01:24:10,500 --> 01:24:12,707
- Who could survive fire?
- A ghost, maybe?

997
01:24:12,917 --> 01:24:15,454
Can't you all just shut up?
Here's what we will do.

998
01:24:15,667 --> 01:24:19,330
We will throw the kid outside,
and while bloody Mary eats him,

999
01:24:19,542 --> 01:24:22,739
we hide and wait for the people
who can actually bust ghosts.

1000
01:24:22,958 --> 01:24:25,370
- Aren't we those people?
- Just shut up!

1001
01:24:26,667 --> 01:24:28,282
- I have a plan.
- Oh yeah?

1002
01:24:28,500 --> 01:24:29,500
Let's hear it.

1003
01:24:29,667 --> 01:24:32,784
You want to know what my plan is?
This is the plan!

1004
01:24:33,000 --> 01:24:36,572
Right in your face! Here's your plan!

1005
01:24:37,917 --> 01:24:40,158
You don't deserve to wear this.

1006
01:24:40,375 --> 01:24:44,994
You will never be ghost killers!

1007
01:24:50,042 --> 01:24:53,000
Unfortunately, I can't shoot
ghosts in the face...

1008
01:24:53,208 --> 01:24:55,324
Bullets go through bloody Mary's body!

1009
01:24:55,542 --> 01:24:58,158
The mirror's the only thing
that can stop her.

1010
01:24:58,375 --> 01:25:01,617
- I have only one bullet.
- I can hit anything at any range.

1011
01:25:01,833 --> 01:25:05,155
We will show the world
that ghosts have to be hunted.

1012
01:25:06,167 --> 01:25:07,167
I have a plan!

1013
01:25:07,208 --> 01:25:10,245
- I will do what I do best.
- Play smartass and ruin everything?

1014
01:25:10,458 --> 01:25:12,244
- Cry like a baby?
- Owe my uncle rent?

1015
01:25:12,458 --> 01:25:15,621
No! I will do what Caroline
told us to do from the get-go.

1016
01:25:15,833 --> 01:25:17,059
- What?
- I will build a weapon.

1017
01:25:17,083 --> 01:25:18,198
She didn't say that.

1018
01:25:18,417 --> 01:25:20,624
- She talked about being friends...
- Shut up!

1019
01:25:20,833 --> 01:25:24,155
We will need the only
item that can kill bloody Mary.

1020
01:25:24,375 --> 01:25:27,697
The mirror she came out of.
I had a shard of it, but I lost it.

1021
01:25:27,917 --> 01:25:30,909
- We must risk our lives to get it.
- You mean this shard?

1022
01:25:31,167 --> 01:25:33,749
Who said you could keep that?
It ain't yours.

1023
01:25:33,958 --> 01:25:35,038
Got some pliers there?

1024
01:25:35,250 --> 01:25:37,582
- The toolbox is in the bathroom.
- Then off we go.

1025
01:25:37,792 --> 01:25:38,577
Hold on.

1026
01:25:38,792 --> 01:25:42,080
Before we do that,
ll will also do what I do best.

1027
01:25:43,708 --> 01:25:46,324
People have always said
we faked our ghosts.

1028
01:25:46,542 --> 01:25:49,864
They've always been real,
but this time, more so!

1029
01:25:50,083 --> 01:25:52,495
And now it's personal.

1030
01:25:52,708 --> 01:25:55,245
You can blow as many heads as you want,

1031
01:25:55,458 --> 01:25:56,914
because we won't give up!

1032
01:25:57,125 --> 01:26:01,038
We are the ghost killers!

1033
01:26:01,875 --> 01:26:02,990
No, you're not.

1034
01:26:03,208 --> 01:26:06,826
Ghost, we're coming to exterminate you.

1035
01:26:25,667 --> 01:26:28,739
This is so cool! I'm flying!

1036
01:26:50,500 --> 01:26:53,242
Don't panic! I'm here with you!

1037
01:26:53,458 --> 01:26:57,326
And I won't leave you behind!
We're more than family!

1038
01:26:57,542 --> 01:26:58,782
We're a team!

1039
01:26:59,542 --> 01:27:01,828
We will stick together to the very end!

1040
01:27:07,292 --> 01:27:09,829
It's the exit!

1041
01:27:11,167 --> 01:27:12,828
Let's get out of this school!

1042
01:27:13,042 --> 01:27:15,829
You can't leave!
You're in remedial class!

1043
01:27:16,042 --> 01:27:17,248
Fred, help!

1044
01:27:23,167 --> 01:27:24,407
Fred!

1045
01:27:24,792 --> 01:27:26,578
Help!

1046
01:27:27,292 --> 01:27:28,828
He's going to be fine!

1047
01:27:29,042 --> 01:27:31,249
I'm going to kill you and your friend!

1048
01:27:33,792 --> 01:27:35,498
You will die like a weakling!

1049
01:27:35,708 --> 01:27:37,369
She's possessing me...

1050
01:27:38,750 --> 01:27:41,537
Kill him! Kill your friend!

1051
01:27:41,750 --> 01:27:45,368
She took me over!
Kill me before I kill you!

1052
01:27:45,583 --> 01:27:48,620
I won't kill him!
I want to see you killing him!

1053
01:27:51,250 --> 01:27:55,072
Get out of my friend!

1054
01:28:01,500 --> 01:28:02,615
Yes!

1055
01:28:03,292 --> 01:28:05,578
- Shoot!
- It's our only chance!

1056
01:28:05,792 --> 01:28:08,204
I'm possessed, man! Save yourself!

1057
01:28:08,417 --> 01:28:10,203
One of us has to die!

1058
01:28:10,417 --> 01:28:12,908
Kill him! Give what's coming to him!

1059
01:28:13,125 --> 01:28:14,410
Before I kill you!

1060
01:28:14,625 --> 01:28:18,743
Save yourself, Jackson! I'm doomed!

1061
01:28:18,958 --> 01:28:20,949
- Shoot!
- Kill him!

1062
01:28:23,833 --> 01:28:27,655
Go ahead and kill me.
I've lost too many friends today.

1063
01:28:27,875 --> 01:28:30,036
How cute! You're a hero!

1064
01:28:52,333 --> 01:28:55,200
Wish I had a cool one-liner
for this situation.

1065
01:29:08,000 --> 01:29:09,911
Recess is almost over,

1066
01:29:10,167 --> 01:29:12,328
and I'm the hall inspector
who's going to...

1067
01:29:15,250 --> 01:29:17,832
No use pushing me around...

1068
01:30:08,875 --> 01:30:12,197
Aren't you tired of getting
your ass kicked by a little girl?

1069
01:30:14,708 --> 01:30:17,370
He got his ass kicked by a fetus, too.

1070
01:30:18,667 --> 01:30:19,998
Shut up.

1071
01:30:21,875 --> 01:30:24,116
I call this baby here

1072
01:30:24,333 --> 01:30:27,120
a nice round of fucking your face!

1073
01:30:28,917 --> 01:30:30,828
Recess is over, bitch.

1074
01:30:31,042 --> 01:30:32,452
Eat this...

1075
01:30:34,833 --> 01:30:36,448
Jackass!

1076
01:31:00,083 --> 01:31:02,449
Somebody help me, please!

1077
01:31:02,708 --> 01:31:04,118
It hurts!

1078
01:31:05,333 --> 01:31:07,494
- Please!
- I will help you.

1079
01:31:07,708 --> 01:31:11,656
Don't be afraid.
I'm going to help you, dear.

1080
01:31:11,875 --> 01:31:14,332
I'm here to help.

1081
01:31:14,542 --> 01:31:16,578
The mirror materialized her.

1082
01:31:16,792 --> 01:31:19,704
See what you almost did?

1083
01:31:19,917 --> 01:31:23,739
You almost destroyed
this poor child's soul.

1084
01:31:24,125 --> 01:31:27,617
You monster!

1085
01:32:03,375 --> 01:32:04,660
Who'd like to read?

1086
01:32:04,875 --> 01:32:07,912
The milky way is one of the...

1087
01:32:22,375 --> 01:32:24,036
She's a victim!

1088
01:32:26,958 --> 01:32:28,448
Now you will see!

1089
01:32:51,917 --> 01:32:53,953
Sometimes someone evil

1090
01:32:54,208 --> 01:32:55,869
is just someone evil.

1091
01:35:00,917 --> 01:35:03,875
A great leader runs away from nothing,

1092
01:35:04,083 --> 01:35:05,789
doesn't leave his people behind

1093
01:35:06,000 --> 01:35:09,743
and kills those who oppose him!

1094
01:35:11,458 --> 01:35:13,449
Welcome back to hell, Fred.

1095
01:35:13,667 --> 01:35:15,453
I couldn't go away without filming this!

1096
01:35:15,667 --> 01:35:19,455
At least someone will make money
by selling it to faces of death!

1097
01:35:41,667 --> 01:35:43,373
"Aniratac".

1098
01:35:46,167 --> 01:35:48,078
"Aniratac".

1099
01:35:48,708 --> 01:35:50,619
"Aniratac".

1100
01:36:33,667 --> 01:36:36,784
See? Told you! I was right all along!

1101
01:36:37,000 --> 01:36:38,536
It was the ritual backwards!

1102
01:36:38,750 --> 01:36:43,039
This movie should be 20 minutes long!
We could all be in bed by now!

1103
01:36:44,458 --> 01:36:46,494
Is that Caroline's uniform?

1104
01:36:48,708 --> 01:36:51,620
I couldn't save the world
not wearing a hero outfit.

1105
01:36:52,250 --> 01:36:54,616
And if we survive,
I will want a male uniform.

1106
01:36:54,833 --> 01:36:57,540
This one kind of chafes my nads.

1107
01:36:58,083 --> 01:36:59,243
Not comfortable.

1108
01:36:59,917 --> 01:37:02,158
- Fine by me.
- Agreed.

1109
01:37:05,125 --> 01:37:06,125
Jackson!

1110
01:37:06,250 --> 01:37:08,241
She has to look in the mirror!

1111
01:37:14,042 --> 01:37:15,782
Get me a crowbar, tulio!

1112
01:37:21,583 --> 01:37:22,583
Here you go!

1113
01:37:22,667 --> 01:37:25,409
- Do it!
- Hold her down!

1114
01:37:40,375 --> 01:37:42,366
Fred, go!

1115
01:38:25,375 --> 01:38:27,536
That was awesome!

1116
01:38:27,750 --> 01:38:30,617
We exterminated bloody Mary!

1117
01:38:30,833 --> 01:38:33,449
We did it!

1118
01:38:38,833 --> 01:38:41,495
Told you it was a 40-grand job.

1119
01:38:49,792 --> 01:38:53,785
Now that I've helped you
and that I'm part of the team,

1120
01:38:54,000 --> 01:38:56,742
I think we should give
an official statement...

1121
01:38:56,958 --> 01:38:59,290
Shut up, kid.
You're not part of the team.

1122
01:38:59,500 --> 01:39:01,240
"Official statement” my ass.

1123
01:39:01,458 --> 01:39:03,198
Go away. You're ruining our moment.

1124
01:39:03,417 --> 01:39:07,706
Folks, we'd like to give
an official statement.

1125
01:39:08,083 --> 01:39:10,415
The ghost killers

1126
01:39:10,625 --> 01:39:13,207
have exterminated bloody Mary!

1127
01:39:14,917 --> 01:39:17,499
Unfortunately, in the process,

1128
01:39:18,125 --> 01:39:21,617
some teachers and the principal
have lost their lives.

1129
01:39:24,583 --> 01:39:25,789
Easy, now.

1130
01:39:26,000 --> 01:39:30,494
The school's saved, and classes
will be resumed today!

1131
01:39:34,250 --> 01:39:38,118
Learn this, now that you're going
to be on camera with us.

1132
01:39:38,708 --> 01:39:40,494
You will never please everyone.

1133
01:39:41,958 --> 01:39:45,121
- And take off that awful wig.
- I had that on all the time?

1134
01:39:45,333 --> 01:39:49,281
You know what? The most important
thing is that we're alive.

1135
01:39:49,750 --> 01:39:52,913
Yeah, but there is one thing
that will be hard to overcome.

1136
01:39:53,125 --> 01:39:54,535
Yeah, Caroline's death.

1137
01:39:54,750 --> 01:39:55,750
No.

1138
01:39:55,875 --> 01:39:57,206
Losing our show.

1139
01:39:57,417 --> 01:39:59,908
The footage. It's all gone.

1140
01:40:00,125 --> 01:40:02,332
Maybe not.

1141
01:40:02,542 --> 01:40:03,748
Look what I got!

1142
01:40:03,958 --> 01:40:07,746
Before I left, I took the footage
from the school's security cameras.

1143
01:40:09,000 --> 01:40:10,831
Way to go, tulio!

1144
01:40:11,042 --> 01:40:14,330
Now I want to see what TV station
won't buy our show!

1145
01:40:23,125 --> 01:40:26,322
Eat this, jackass!

1146
01:40:48,292 --> 01:40:50,783
To return bloody Mary to the mirror,

1147
01:40:51,000 --> 01:40:53,491
you just had
to perform the ritual backwards.

1148
01:40:53,708 --> 01:40:57,326
If I'd seen that in a movie,
I'd have found it ridiculous!

1149
01:40:57,542 --> 01:40:58,873
Seems to be lazy screenwriting.

1150
01:40:59,083 --> 01:41:01,950
If you saw it in stranger things,
you'd think it was genius.

1151
01:41:02,167 --> 01:41:05,955
How about ultraje a rigor writing
a theme song for the ghost killers?

1152
01:41:06,167 --> 01:41:08,704
I'd never work with someone like you.

1153
01:41:09,208 --> 01:41:11,699
You can't smoke in here!

1154
01:41:11,917 --> 01:41:13,373
This isn't your show!

1155
01:41:13,583 --> 01:41:14,789
You piece of shit.

1156
01:41:18,250 --> 01:41:21,037
Then I took a knife and buried it
in that kid's face!

1157
01:41:21,250 --> 01:41:23,707
So I took a shotgun,
looked at her in the eyes,

1158
01:41:23,917 --> 01:41:26,124
and said, "eat this, jackass!"

1159
01:41:26,333 --> 01:41:29,780
How rude! How can you
say such an absurd in here?

1160
01:41:30,000 --> 01:41:33,072
You can't smoke in here.
This is television.

1161
01:41:34,167 --> 01:41:37,955
Let's give it up for
the heroes who saved this boy!

1162
01:41:41,875 --> 01:41:45,242
The only thing more haunting
than the ghosts is their acting.

1163
01:41:52,375 --> 01:41:56,288
Okay, okay. Fred, from the ghost killers,

1164
01:41:56,500 --> 01:41:59,242
is seen leaving a party

1165
01:41:59,458 --> 01:42:02,700
with a hot old lady!

1166
01:42:03,167 --> 01:42:06,534
So you're ghost hunters.
You fought ghouls.

1167
01:42:06,750 --> 01:42:09,492
You fought bloody Mary!

1168
01:42:09,708 --> 01:42:11,744
For that you're getting a "hurrah!"

1169
01:42:11,958 --> 01:42:15,200
A "yeah, yeah", and a "cluck cluck".

1170
01:42:24,875 --> 01:42:25,875
Go!

1171
01:42:26,167 --> 01:42:28,499
"Ghoul" and "ghost" mean the same thing!

1172
01:42:28,708 --> 01:42:31,950
Wrong answer! Pie in the face!

1173
01:42:33,250 --> 01:42:35,491
See that?
That's my nephew and his friends!

1174
01:42:35,708 --> 01:42:38,290
Wonderful. They started in that backroom!

1175
01:42:38,500 --> 01:42:41,082
I gave them full support.
Always helped them.

1176
01:42:41,292 --> 01:42:44,864
Look at all their success!
And it's all thanks to me!

1177
01:42:45,417 --> 01:42:48,124
This is great. Thanks for buying here.

1178
01:43:27,958 --> 01:43:31,576
The ghost killers
are under investigation...

1179
01:43:31,792 --> 01:43:33,783
For school murders.

1180
01:43:34,000 --> 01:43:35,456
That takes the cake!

1181
01:43:35,667 --> 01:43:38,454
Blaming ghosts for crimes!

1182
01:43:38,667 --> 01:43:43,036
The government has verified
that the footage is fake.

1183
01:43:43,250 --> 01:43:45,081
The scourge of society!

1184
01:43:45,292 --> 01:43:47,123
The case is under investigation.

1185
01:43:47,333 --> 01:43:51,997
The ghost killers
will be indicted for homicide.

1186
01:43:54,167 --> 01:43:57,489
Those three have never been here,
and I've disowned my nephew!

1187
01:43:57,958 --> 01:43:59,164
Good day to you!