Dappou Toon

Len version: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=

96 Neko version: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf7QMz8pfdE

Dappou Toon translation:

Aaaaa....

Left Red: it's always those damn E-liters that keep getting me.
Left White: Before heading to turf, pray to Callie.

Narrow ball many
A worry gun day
Strap on your inktank, play some Splattack!

Top black: guitarist by an unknown name has started playing at the splatfest! Bottom red: That's a famous, high quality guitar.
Bottom black: ICHIYA(??)

Hoist your Zink mini, splat some inklings

Top right red: A strong presence approaches, the Zink mini inkoming!

Bottom red: NOW! LUNA BLASTER!

Now, let's embark on a trip
To the charming world

[Dappou Toon] (Its fun~!)
Sheldon Logo: It's healthy and safe
Top left: Now offering you a weapon construction course.
Top right: Gotta carefully select the freshest gear

Credit stuff

Splatoon's 2nd anniversary
Splatoon 2's release anniversary

Huh, what a time to be alive

Pie chart: How are your feelings toward that sea urchin guy?
Took all my money: 12%
In support of: 17%
Want to marry: 12%
Want to murder: 63%
(Inkopolis statistics)
Marie: What? Why? How about that?
Bottom right: The livelihood of a young man who was arrested along the back alleyways just this morning

The Raijin is inevitable, there's no way to escape

Top right: The Raijin step sees a huge surge in popularity? Now inkings are in danger!
Top left: There's no longer anywhere to go, squids....

And it's just the unavoidable fate that idiots will die

Eh, whatever happens happens.

That great man shows his accomplishments
Captain cuttlefish (97)
"Love....." "Don't come again!"

The tower is calling

Sheldon: They're kind of a weirdo, huh.

Those noisy drunkard party people can go fuck off

Sheldon: Look

Why are you hesitating?

Top right blue: Backed into a corner!? A young warrior deep in trouble, all alone

Hurry up, hit 'em with your special!

Red text: It is guaranteed that many recklessly charging players have come into existence

Everybody (Full charge!)
Escape from reality and cling on, cling on
Become a dog with its tail between its legs and roar, roar!
Things like ideals, throw them away
That's simply saluting to the law evading-toon

Bottom red text: Storekeeps and Squids are also safe

Sink to the bottom of the ranks
Lapse, lapse into the degenerate shrine
Decide, decide to go only to the suicide point

Red center text: Your pedestal is your ally
Red bottom text: Choose the one and only suicide point

For that's the etiquette of the law evading-toon

Top left red text: Squid etiquette dictates that in that time the researchers' excuse for being charmed is...

Let's go throughout this year fresh~

Top right text: The smash hit chat explosion has advanced to be in 4 people sets! [ ABXY ] event request is as following
Bottom red text: Free dial / Let's go through this entire year fresh

Woah woah woah

Top left text: By a high color store, the shop attendant shakes maracas
Top right stamp: Subtitles
Bottom text: (Shopkeeper)

The final destination in your head is like Parira, Parira

THE CHEERFUL AND NAIEVE AGENT 1
THE COOL AND COMPOSED AGENT 2
THE SWAGGERING AGENT 3
Top right text: New combination

Good morning Mr. Crayzy, how are you?

Center red text: Continuing to fight, one day we saw a spectacle
Center red text: We doubted our eyes

Yet, the performance starts from here
The noise is blending together
Gone mad with a happy head, kick off the kitsune

Bottom red text: Are you enjoying Splatoon?

Top right text: How is it?

Well, either way it's fine,
Let's hurry up and enjoy this

Everybody

Escape from reality and cling on, cling on
Become a dog with its tail between its legs and roar, roar!
Things like ideals, throw them away
For this is simply the sacred mountain of the law evading-toon

Sink to the bottom of the ranks
Lapse, lapse into a degenerate of society
Decide, decide to go only to the suicide point

For that's simple the etiquette of the law evading-toon

Top left red text: The etiquette of squids states the excuse for squid's specials is....
Bottom text: The law of squids: Law evading-toon

Things like civility are irrelevant, irrelevant
Cause, cause a chemical reaction
Toss out, toss out things like pride
For that's simply the etiquette of law evading-toon

Things like proper I don't know, don't know
Not lowering the skill a tiny bit
Decide, decide to never stop

Bottom text: The law of squids: Law evading-Toon

For that's simply the etiquette of the law-evading Toon

Bottom text: Law evading-toon!!!!!

Let's go throughout this year fresh~

Center text: With many people playing, it becomes very fun.
That's just really what a great game it is
There are already people who have fully completed it
From here on, please continue to enjoy it forever