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  1. Manual transmissions are a symbol of toxic masculine hetero normative patriarchy.
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  3. Often times men brag when they can drive manual and swear by it's supremacy over automatic transmission. These toxic men then belittle others who do not drive manual. There is a simple explanation why men do this: control.
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  5. Men enjoy the feeling of power and control when they can control a transmission completely and as result oppressing the automobile as a whole. Automatic transmission does not allow a man to mansplain to the car the gear ratio he wants and thus it leads to discomfort for the man.
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  7. It is a proven fact that road rage is more common among men who drive manual, as they want to oppress the whole traffic and are frustrated when they can't, but we can't discount the men who want to drive manual but for some reason can't and thus lash out on other drivers.
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  9. Even the shape and the name of the device 'transmission' is meant to oppress women and sexual minorities. Men enjoy shifting gears on manual transmissions because it reminds them of their own manliness, their hard erect penises. Each gear shift is like another rub on their knob, driving them forward towards the ecstasy of orgasm. This is one of the few cases where gay men are less oppressed than straight women, because gay men themselves often feel this same joy as straight men, but still to a lesser extent.
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  11. Women however the manual transmission exposes to unwanted phallus contact. It is meant for desensitizing women to touching the male organ, subconsciously altering them to be more responsive to male sexual advances. Gay women however are much more oppressed by this, as they would never want to touch a penis and thus operating a manual transmission rapes them.
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  13. Trans and queer people however are the most oppressed, as the phallic control interface can trigger their dysphoria, in the case of male to female by reminding them of their unwanted male origin and in the case of female to male it reminds them of their lack of a hard penis, as even the newest of the nu-cocks do not harden correctly. This can trigger self destructive behavior, which reveals the meaning of the name and the true function of the device: the destruction of trans people.
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  15. This is where the name 'transmission' comes from: it's mission is to trigger trans people to hate and eliminate themselves. Truly the depravity of straight white males knows no bounds and we must liberate ourselves from the shackles of these gearbox fascists! I suggest we ban all manual drives as misogynistic and come of up with better name for the device. My suggestion is queerbox. It perfectly blends the function of the device, but also reminds us how we can break the spell of patriarchy and reclaim things important to our daily lives for a brighter tomorrow!
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