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  1. You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
  2. Question to discuss:
  3. You learn that a close loved one was transgender. This person was beaten and killed for it. How do you deal?
  4.  
  5. Stranger 2: Find the murderers and change their gender
  6.  
  7. Stranger 1: it's not right they got killed
  8.  
  9. Stranger 1: but the whole trans gendered thing is something else entirely
  10.  
  11. Stranger 1: but death is still wrong
  12.  
  13. Stranger 2: I stick something else in your hole, entirely
  14.  
  15. Stranger 1: but I wouldn't be happy about them doing that at all
  16.  
  17. Stranger 1: It would probably bring shame to my family
  18.  
  19. Stranger 1: that's tough
  20.  
  21. Stranger 2: I'd probably bring my shame into your family
  22.  
  23. Stranger 2: It'd be tough
  24.  
  25. Stranger 1: You wouldn't
  26.  
  27. Stranger 1: You can't
  28.  
  29. Stranger 1: and shall not
  30.  
  31. Stranger 2: I will, could, and shall
  32.  
  33. Stranger 1: and for what reason I may ask?
  34.  
  35. Stranger 2: My cock is throbbing
  36.  
  37. Stranger 2: help me
  38.  
  39. Stranger 1: I'm not a girl dude, and even so, that's gross
  40.  
  41. Stranger 1: disgustingly gross
  42.  
  43. Stranger 2: Bro, help
  44.  
  45. Stranger 2: It's throbbing like a heart pumping blood
  46.  
  47. Stranger 1: then, just stop exposing yourself to whatever is arousing you
  48.  
  49. Stranger 2: Everything arouses me
  50.  
  51. Stranger 2: My mind arouses me
  52.  
  53. Stranger 2: Titties in my imagination
  54.  
  55. Stranger 2: Help me
  56.  
  57. Stranger 2: Make the swelling go down
  58.  
  59. Stranger 1: no it doesn't, unless you have some sort of severe erectile dysfunction
  60.  
  61. Stranger 2: ED is about not getting it up, isn't it?
  62.  
  63. Stranger 1: I don't know
  64.  
  65. Stranger 2: Yeah, it is
  66.  
  67. Stranger 1: go to sleep
  68.  
  69. Stranger 1: it isn't that serious
  70.  
  71. Stranger 2: After my cock stops throbbing I will
  72.  
  73. Stranger 2: Please, I want to call my doctor, but she is attractive and will think I'm sexually harassing her
  74.  
  75. Stranger 1: you can control your mind and body, you just don't want to right now
  76.  
  77. Stranger 2: Cock, hard
  78.  
  79. Stranger 2: must, ejaculate
  80.  
  81. Stranger 1: focus, and calm down
  82.  
  83. Stranger 1: its not that serious
  84.  
  85. Stranger 2: brb looking at Rebecca Black's succulent breasts.
  86.  
  87. Stranger 1: read the bible, if it still is there then all might be lost
  88.  
  89. Stranger 2: Jizzed looking at Rebecca's two bad boys
  90.  
  91. Stranger 2: No need to read
  92.  
  93. Stranger 1: dude. . .
  94.  
  95. Stranger 2: Thanks for your patients friend
  96.  
  97. Stranger 1: you've got to be kidding me
  98.  
  99. Stranger 2: They're huge
  100.  
  101. Stranger 2: Can you imagine when she's 18
  102.  
  103. Stranger 2: They will be mountainous
  104.  
  105. Stranger 1: she's someones daughter! come on!
  106.  
  107. Stranger 2: Everyone is someone's son or daughter
  108.  
  109. Stranger 1: have some respect
  110.  
  111. Stranger 2: brb, cleaning my spunk
  112.  
  113. Stranger 2: Wow, that was more than usual
  114.  
  115. Stranger 2: Damn those titties are good
  116.  
  117. Stranger 2: I wonder how big her nipples are
  118.  
  119. Stranger 2: and the puffiness
  120.  
  121. Stranger 1: No they aren't you just sat there and rubbed yourself
  122.  
  123. Stranger 1: nothing actually happened outside of that
  124.  
  125. Stranger 2: They look good
  126.  
  127. Stranger 2: That's obviously what I mean, rude boy
  128.  
  129. Stranger 1: You shouldn't make this a habit man
  130.  
  131. Stranger 2: Have you seen Katy Perry's video Friday Night?
  132.  
  133. Stranger 1: It ruins your life
  134.  
  135. Stranger 2: RB's titties are huge
  136.  
  137. Stranger 2: What ruins my life?
  138.  
  139. Stranger 2: Masturbating?
  140.  
  141. Stranger 1: Jacking off
  142.  
  143. Stranger 1: Yes
  144.  
  145. Stranger 2: How so?
  146.  
  147. Stranger 1: I actually came on the site to resist temptation to do so
  148.  
  149. Stranger 2: Do you usually watch porn when you succumb to the urge?
  150.  
  151. Stranger 2: Who's your go to pornsite/pornstar?
  152.  
  153. Stranger 1: Succumbing isn't good, and I'm not about to give you suggestions to get deeper into it
  154.  
  155. Stranger 2: I usually stick to Rebecca Black, because of those succulent breasts
  156.  
  157. Stranger 2: But I know you got a favourite pornstar/pornsite
  158.  
  159. Stranger 2: Gimme it/her
  160.  
  161. Stranger 1: jacking off will eventually ruin your perception of women
  162.  
  163. Stranger 1: and will make it extremely difficult for you to have a relationship
  164.  
  165. Stranger 1: even looking at girls is going to feel dirty and shameful
  166.  
  167. Stranger 2: Maybe it has happened already
  168.  
  169. Stranger 2: How can I overcome this feeling?
  170.  
  171. Stranger 2: I've sworn of jacking off to Rebecca Black's succulent, luscious breasts. Now what?
  172.  
  173. Stranger 1: Understand that temptations will come, and the only way to go against them is to resis
  174.  
  175. Stranger 1: *resist
  176.  
  177. Stranger 2: How do I get into a relationship? Everytime I speak to a woman I think dirty, impure thoughts and cannot function at a highly intellectual level.
  178.  
  179. Stranger 1: Exactly, that is what porn does to you
  180.  
  181. Stranger 2: I try to make jokes, but they are low witted and not engaging and she eventually forgets my conversation and I jack off to Rebecca Black's tits with my tears.
  182.  
  183. Stranger 2: How do I end this cycle?
  184.  
  185. Stranger 1: The first step is to stop jacking it, because it makes you see women as only objects
  186.  
  187. Stranger 2: I've sworn off dousing my cock into the thrills of simulating pleasure of Rebecca Black's voluptuous bosoms. Now what?
  188.  
  189. Stranger 1: You must endure
  190.  
  191. Stranger 1: Swearing it off basically means nothing if you don't persevere to not jack it again
  192.  
  193. Stranger 2: But I still see women as objects of sex and I cannot see the true soul and person undernearth her breasts and snatch
  194.  
  195. Stranger 1: Stop jacking off and you will
  196.  
  197. Stranger 2: It's a cycle
  198.  
  199. Stranger 1: its really that simple
  200.  
  201. Stranger 2: After I stop jacking off, the side effects don't wear off and I am forced to do it again
  202.  
  203. Stranger 1: I know because I got out of it
  204.  
  205. Stranger 1: no your not, you resist even more
  206.  
  207. Stranger 2: Only Rebecca Black's two big knockers can quench the undeniable thirst I have after I have been rejected or disregarded by a woman
  208.  
  209. Stranger 1: the only real reason you do it in the first place is to probably fill a void for your desire for women
  210.  
  211. Stranger 2: You are not helping me
  212.  
  213. Stranger 1: I'm trying to, you won't listen
  214.  
  215. Stranger 2: You are making me think that I should end this vicious cycle with suicide. Which way should I go?
  216.  
  217. Stranger 1: really?
  218.  
  219. Stranger 2: Should I drug myself to death?
  220.  
  221. Stranger 2: Hang myself?
  222.  
  223. Stranger 1: where did I say kill yourself?
  224.  
  225. Stranger 1: I did not at all.
  226.  
  227. Stranger 2: You give me no options besides "Stop jacking it"
  228.  
  229. Stranger 2: That is not helping.
  230.  
  231. Stranger 1: Oh, you want tools to help you stop?
  232.  
  233. Stranger 2: It's like telling a meth addict, "Stop wanting to get high"
  234.  
  235. Stranger 1: Ok, you occupy your mind with other things when temptation comes
  236.  
  237. Stranger 1: I don't know if you're religious but reading the bible really helps
  238.  
  239. Stranger 1: alot
  240.  
  241. Stranger 2: It helps me pick up women?
  242.  
  243. Stranger 1: of course
  244.  
  245. Stranger 1: he doesn't want you to be lonely, depressed
  246.  
  247. Stranger 2: What if I see a girl I really think is beautiful in class, and I walk up to her. OnceI do that, I just want to piss on her tits, rather than get to know her
  248.  
  249. Stranger 2: He?
  250.  
  251. Stranger 2: What if God, was a Her
  252.  
  253. Stranger 1: Resisting gets rid of it
  254.  
  255. Stranger 1: I'm trying to tell you
  256.  
  257. Stranger 2: But it doesn't for me
  258.  
  259. Stranger 1: no jacking=no bad thoughts
  260.  
  261. Stranger 1: IT DOES FOR EVERYONE
  262.  
  263. Stranger 2: Resisting only makes the pain worse
  264.  
  265. Stranger 1: God really helped me with the other parts though
  266.  
  267. Stranger 2: and "jacking" relieves the pain
  268.  
  269. Stranger 1: allowing him to give me a true view of women
  270.  
  271. Stranger 1: allowing him to take away the temptation
  272.  
  273. Stranger 2: Well I know women are the source of creation
  274.  
  275. Stranger 1: I'm certain you don't need to create right now
  276.  
  277. Stranger 2: But how does that make me not want to piss on their tits
  278.  
  279. Stranger 1: It makes you see them as people
  280.  
  281. Stranger 1: not holes for your dick
  282.  
  283. Stranger 2: They still have those holes
  284.  
  285. Stranger 2: Three of them
  286.  
  287. Stranger 1: It makes you value them, not lust after them
  288.  
  289. Stranger 2: Like a bowling ball
  290.  
  291. Stranger 2: Except they speak with one
  292.  
  293. Stranger 2: Piss with one
  294.  
  295. Stranger 2: And poo out one
  296.  
  297. Stranger 1: As opposed to criticizing the advice I give, what if you try it
  298.  
  299. Stranger 2: I value women, but a man has needs
  300.  
  301. Stranger 2: I have tried it
  302.  
  303. Stranger 1: just try it
  304.  
  305. Stranger 2: Your advice is "Don't jack it"
  306.  
  307. Stranger 1: Not with God you haven't
  308.  
  309. Stranger 2: I have tried it
  310.  
  311. Stranger 1: I know that for sure
  312.  
  313. Stranger 1: I'm telling you, if you read the bible in the hea of an urge, it will go away
  314.  
  315. Stranger 1: *heat
  316.  
  317. Stranger 2: New Testament or Old?
  318.  
  319. Stranger 1: take your pick, its all relevant
  320.  
  321. Stranger 1: though the new testament is good
  322.  
  323. Stranger 1: look at psalms, ephesians, and galatians
  324.  
  325. Stranger 2: I like to read about Bastheba or what ever. I bet she had some huge knockers
  326.  
  327. Stranger 1: Not funny dude, not funny.
  328.  
  329. Stranger 2: Get it?
  330.  
  331. Stranger 2: David lusted after her?
  332.  
  333. Stranger 2: Killed a man for her?
  334.  
  335. Stranger 2: and he was still King and in God's favour
  336.  
  337. Stranger 1: that's because He repented
  338.  
  339. Stranger 2: more so than the rest of the Israelites
  340.  
  341. Stranger 1: afterwards he removed himself from such actions
  342.  
  343. Stranger 2: Well it doesn't mean he still wasn't giving it to her every night
  344.  
  345. Stranger 1: Well, I can't fully speak on that because I don't know the story in detail
  346.  
  347. Stranger 1: But
  348.  
  349. Stranger 2: He had multiple wives, I'm pretty sure David lusted quite often through the day
  350.  
  351. Stranger 1: I know above all else
  352.  
  353. Stranger 1: prayer and reading the word destroys defilish temptations
  354.  
  355. Stranger 1: *devilish
  356.  
  357. Stranger 1: Because a demon of lust is actually tempting you
  358.  
  359. Stranger 2: God created the human body
  360.  
  361. Stranger 2: It's not sinful or devilish to fulfill the yearnings of the body.
  362.  
  363. Stranger 2: is it?
  364.  
  365. Stranger 2: Only when it keeps you from doing the will of God
  366.  
  367. Stranger 1: Yeah, its not, but why would soemthing God ceated make you feel sad if you using it correctly
  368.  
  369. Stranger 2: I wasn't sad when using it, it's not using it that makes me sad
  370.  
  371. Stranger 2: Obviously
  372.  
  373. Stranger 1: stiill, the end result
  374.  
  375. Stranger 1: God wouldn't create it that way
  376.  
  377. Stranger 1: and you know that
  378.  
  379. Stranger 2: God created it to feel pleasure, why not use it?
  380.  
  381. Stranger 1: Pleasure with a wife
  382.  
  383. Stranger 2: God create music, why not sing
  384.  
  385. Stranger 1: not with your own self
  386.  
  387. Stranger 1: You are giving into lust
  388.  
  389. Stranger 1: I actually get attacked by demons everytime I do it
  390.  
  391. Stranger 2: So did David, and he turned out fine
  392.  
  393. Stranger 2: How many?
  394.  
  395. Stranger 1: demons called succubi and incubi are sexual entities
  396.  
  397. Stranger 2: oh my
  398.  
  399. Stranger 1: they create wet dreams in both men and women
  400.  
  401. Stranger 1: they won't bother while in the act
  402.  
  403. Stranger 1: but afterward, they attack when I try to sleep
  404.  
  405. Stranger 1: you don't want that
  406.  
  407. Stranger 1: you become paralyzed
  408.  
  409. Stranger 1: you can't move or speak
  410.  
  411. Stranger 1: and your subjected to a manner of things
  412.  
  413. Stranger 1: it isn't fun
  414.  
  415. Stranger 1: Incubi have been reported to rape women
  416.  
  417. Stranger 1: and cause cuts and bruises
  418.  
  419. Stranger 1: two of my friends had the same experiences
  420.  
  421. Stranger 1: we all suffered
  422.  
  423. Stranger 1: but now through God, we getting out
  424.  
  425. Stranger 1: *we're
  426.  
  427. Stranger 2: Aren't those mythical legends?
  428.  
  429. Stranger 2: Like Zeus?
  430.  
  431. Stranger 2: Incubus and Succubus
  432.  
  433. Stranger 1: No, their real and I felt their presence even as I was speaking
  434.  
  435. Stranger 1: you don't want to keep doing it until it gets that far
  436.  
  437. Stranger 1: stop.
  438.  
  439. Stranger 2: Are you sure that isn't the power of suggestion and your mind is telling you you feel them because you feel comfort in being strong enough to resist them?
  440.  
  441. Stranger 1: I discarded the "possibilities" you speak of long ago
  442.  
  443. Stranger 1: I know the truth
  444.  
  445. Stranger 1: My mind doesn't torture me
  446.  
  447. Stranger 2: So you have been visited by an incubus or a succubus?
  448.  
  449. Stranger 1: many times, two days ago actually
  450.  
  451. Stranger 1: because I decided to jack off
  452.  
  453. Stranger 1: knowing it was going to come
  454.  
  455. Stranger 1: but did it anyway
  456.  
  457. Stranger 1: I'm trying to help you
  458.  
  459. Stranger 1: you don't need it
  460.  
  461. Stranger 1: you'll be a much better person
  462.  
  463. Stranger 1: and will actually be able to connect with girls and understand them
  464.  
  465. Stranger 1: on a personal and human level
  466.  
  467. Stranger 1: Talking to you is actaully helping me resist
  468.  
  469. Stranger 1: I was going to do it after speaking still, but now I'm certain I won't
  470.  
  471. Stranger 2: Yeah, that is why sponsors for addicts are usually former addicts themselves
  472.  
  473. Stranger 2: Why do you think you personally feel shame after fapping?
  474.  
  475. Stranger 2: or during
  476.  
  477. Stranger 1: Because, somewhere inside us, we know we aren't supposed to
  478.  
  479. Stranger 1: and really don't even want to do it
  480.  
  481. Stranger 1: you just do it because temptation is there
  482.  
  483. Stranger 2: I think our body's do want it and crave more in the heat of it, but afterwards, your body knows you needn't linger and wants you to carry on
  484.  
  485. Stranger 2: I don't think it is anything more than that. That is how we were designed.
  486.  
  487. Stranger 1: The flesh is an evil thing
  488.  
  489. Stranger 1: If you based your life off all your fleshly impulses, you'd be in jail most likely right now
  490.  
  491. Stranger 2: Or I'd be the Governor of Texas
  492.  
  493. Stranger 2: boom!
  494.  
  495. Stranger 1: and even moreso, the flesh is easily influenced by the wrong people and things
  496.  
  497. Stranger 1: demons of lust is what I refer to
  498.  
  499. Stranger 1: they tempt you to masturbate
  500.  
  501. Stranger 1: but you interpret it as a "natural and normal" urge
  502.  
  503. Stranger 2: I still think Incubus is nothing more than a band and a mythological creature/demon
  504.  
  505. Stranger 1: even though you know it makes you feel bad
  506.  
  507. Stranger 2 has disconnected
  508.  
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