Model Home (2018)

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<i>Do you dream
of living in a luxury home,</i>

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<i>but can't afford
the pricey rent,</i>

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<i>much less a hefty mortgage?</i>

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<i>Now you could live your
dreams with no rent,</i>

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<i>no mortgage and no money down.</i>

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<i>It's not magic, it's
Live-In Staging.</i>

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I've lived in a 4,000
square foot house

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with a pool, guest house...

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The last one was over
5,000 square feet,

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right on the water
with fabulous views.

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We are seeking
talented individuals

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to decorate and maintain
these magnificent homes.

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Every day, people
just like you are saying

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goodbye to rent and hello
to the home of their dreams.

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So what are you waiting for?

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Call the number below...

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Live your dreams
with Live-In Staging.

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Jaime, wake up,
we're almost there, babe.

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I'm so sorry, he didn't
sleep a wink last night.

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Oh.

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Too nervous.

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Oh god, it's hot in here too.

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I guess there's no
escaping it today.

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Oh, piece of junk!

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I think there's another
thermostat upstairs.

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Oh!

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Can you believe this?

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It's just like one of
the rooms in my magazines.

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For a model, it has
surprisingly few upgrades.

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Did you see this?

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Would you do me a favor and just get
rid of all that crapola, would you?

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As a matter of fact, why don't you
take out the garbage right now?

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Thanks.

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Sure.

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When's your father coming
with the rest of your furniture?

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- All done.
- Do you have your T-1112 form?

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- Actually the agency said...
- The agency.

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The agency was the one
who swore the last family

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didn't have any pets!

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Now where the hell are they?

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I did go through an orientation.

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Orientation? Do you
want a real orientation?

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Do you know these local punks
have gotten so cocky

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they started breaking
into my lockboxes

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so I have to carry every
single pair of keys

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for every single empty listing
that I have, 49 of them!

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This guy, this is two doors
down, he's a foreclosure.

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This guy, now he was
your next-door neighbor,

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he cut and run,

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and it wasn't two weeks before
the garage was graffitied.

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When I started here,
it was so different.

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So different.

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There were hundreds of houses,
hundreds of sales.

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Dozens of streets.

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Do you know I have
a cul-de-sac named after me?

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Jaime!

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The market crash is no different
from any other disaster.

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Nobody wants to be the first
family to move back in, you know?

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I mean, they can't picture it.

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It's not personal.

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They need living proof
that it can happen.

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That's why I hired the agency
and that's why the agency

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hired you, but this this a job!

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It's not a vacation,
it's a job with real rules.

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Just like a real job. The other family
who lived here did not understand that.

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They didn't understand that this house
needs to be show ready at all times.

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- It has to be furnished, decorated, cleaned.
- Mom?

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- Not now, baby.
- There cannot be pets, no smoking, no water beds,

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- no big parties.
- Mom, you promised.

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I'm so sorry, Brenda,

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where did you say that
half bath was again?

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We need more Depakene.

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Oh no, whatever will we do?

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Do you think she noticed?
She didn't say anything.

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- Mrs.
- Torres, is everything all right in there?

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Okay, just two seconds.

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Tongue.

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Okay, come on.

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<i>Today, nearly 500,000 homes</i>

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<i>stand empty across
the United States.</i>

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<i>Developers are desperate to
find qualified individuals</i>

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<i>to protect their...</i>

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- All right, Agent Torres, we need your testimony.
- Stop it!

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How's it feel to be
one of the new occupants

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of this fabulous house?

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Stop, I mean it.

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Okay, okay.

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Just wanted to have a memento.

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So what do you think?

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It's good.

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Hey, promise me you won't go
around that pool without me.

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Okay?

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I worry, baby, there's
nobody else around.

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It's hard to believe isn't it?

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We live here, doc.

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We live here.

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<i>Attention citizens
of Craft Town,</i>

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<i>interested in cupcake design?</i>

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<i>Love to scrapbook?
Craft Town now offers classes...</i>

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- Can I go look around?
<i>- To unleash your creativity.</i>

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Yeah, just stay close.

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- Stay where I can hear you.
<i>- For more information.</i>

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Nice.

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Come on.

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Hi. Hi, I'm calling from
InvisiShield Home Security.

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Hi. Hi, I'm calling from
InvisiShield Home Security

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and we're surveying people
in your neighborhood

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about a number of
recent break... Fuck!

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Shit.

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Break-outs, break-ins?

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Break-ins.

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Smile.

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<i>Hi, I'm calling from
InvisiShield Home Security,</i>

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<i>yes, so we're calling...</i>

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Hey.

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Come here.

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Ah!

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Come here.

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Enough, you're going
to ruin your appetite.

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If I eat all my vegetables,
can we get another dog?

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No pets.

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Why not?

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Secret agent no-no,

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you ever see James Bond
with a hamster?

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Hinky Pink's eating
all his vegetables.

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I want to go home.

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We are home, babe.

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Damn it!

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Shit.

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<i>I've lived in a 4,000
square foot house</i>

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<i>with a pool, and a guest house.</i>

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Now, when they offer
me anything smaller

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I say, "No!"

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<i>The last one was
over 5,000 square feet,</i>

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<i>right on the water with
fabulous views.</i>

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<i>Today, more than 500,000
homes stand empty across the United States.</i>

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<i>Developers are desperate to
find qualified individuals</i>

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<i>to decorate and maintain...</i>

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Shh.

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Go back to bed, it's going
to be a big surprise.

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<i>- Today, more than...</i>
- Because I'm sick of living dirty, you understand?

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I'm sick of living dirty, we
have to get clean and safe.

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Clean and safe, do you hear me,
Jaime? Do you understand?

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Yeah, we have to get clean,
everything clean.

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I'm so tired.

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You get that, you feel
the difference?

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Yeah, make it better.

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Better double up
on the red ones.

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Red is the only color
dogs can see.

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I'm serious, the lithium's
giving me the shakes again.

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If I give you two,
you'll be sleepy,

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I'll give you half.

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Jaime.

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<i>Your call is important.
All counselors are currently</i>

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<i>assisting other patients.
If this is a medical emergency,</i>

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<i>please hang up and dial 911.</i>

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<i>You are currently
number four in queue.</i>

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Is your mother home?

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Mrs. Torres.

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Hi, I tried to call, but it
just went right to voicemail.

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Oh, hm... I... I...

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I haven't been feeling so well.

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I think I accidentally
turned my phone off.

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Yeah, well, I came over here
today because I called

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the agency yesterday, you know,
about the proof of income forms

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and those agency yahoos, they
never even saw your T-1112.

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My husband has that stuff.

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They've never seen
a husband either.

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Uh... Uh, I could call him.

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- Okay.
- Yeah, I'll call him

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and then you two can
work this out.

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- Good.
- Yeah, just give me a sec, let me just...

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Sorry, - Look...
I'm fine, really.

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I think that you need
to think about

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alternate arrangements.

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No, please. Please, Brenda, no.

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- This isn't a charity.
- Then let me work for it!

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No.

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Okay, look, there's an
open house in three weeks.

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I need this place perfect
and I need the T-1112, okay?

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And here, here's your mail.

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Boy!

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Uh, come here!

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Boy! Boy!

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Here, take it.

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Boy?

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Does that mean you hate it?

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I was trying to whistle.

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Well, in that case,
we'll put your bed here.

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For planning purposes,
we can always move it later.

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- I can pick any bed?
- Mm-hmm.

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You can rent any bed
except a water bed.

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Why not water beds?

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Do you want to sleep
with your floaties on?

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I thought this might
be cute for the kitchen.

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Or maybe this, or this.

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I found so much cute
stuff, it's great.

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Here, take a look!

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Come on, find a picture.

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Come on.

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Here.

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- What room is this for?
- The garage.

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Real quick, fresh cilantro
or happy camper?

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<i>Attention citizens of Craft
Town, the store is now closing.</i>

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<i>Attention citizens of Craft
Town, the store is now closing.</i>

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So soon, that can't be right.

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It's funny, in all the bustle,
I must've lost track of time.

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Yeah, it's non-stop
excitement in here.

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There's a whole aisle
I didn't see right there.

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Something for tomorrow, right?

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True.

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Thanks, I'm so sorry,
I forgot it was Sunday

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and your hours are earlier.

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No problem, no problem.

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Uhm, I think you're unlocking
and then re-locking.

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Thank you.

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Oh, perfect.

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You go all the way.

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- Mom?
- What now, baby?

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Here, let me take your bag.

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You go through.

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- Now you.
- Sure, sure, it's just a glitch.

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What about her purse?

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My purse?

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By all means, please.

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I think...

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It's a glitch.

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That's really sweet.

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Thank you.

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Now I don't want you to think
this is an all the time thing,

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this junk food.

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Can I have my chapstick?

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As if this meal could
get less healthy.

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It's in my bag.

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Jaime, look who's here.

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Scout?

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Hey, Scout.

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Hi, uhm, it's Camila, I'm
calling from InvisiShield.

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Home Security.

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How are you this morning?

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Yeah, well, Jean,
I'm calling this morning

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because there's been...

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I'm calling
this morning because,

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because of the recent
number of break-ins...

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In...

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Sorry...

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uh, in... in Yellow Springs.

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Uh-huh.

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See, Jean, I'm not calling
to sell you anything,

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it's your choice if your
family is protected or not.

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One second.

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Jaime, is that you?

253
00:34:46,418 --> 00:34:47,417
It's a...

254
00:34:47,419 --> 00:34:53,323
42-point inspection of your
house and surrounding properties

255
00:34:53,325 --> 00:34:57,227
by a certified security analyst.

256
00:35:04,703 --> 00:35:07,170
Yeah, these are the top guys
in the business.

257
00:35:27,893 --> 00:35:29,326
Well you may not be
interested, Ann,

258
00:35:29,328 --> 00:35:32,195
but the thieves are
very interested.

259
00:35:32,197 --> 00:35:33,797
That's why we're
offering you a free

260
00:35:33,799 --> 00:35:37,534
42-point survey of
your home and grounds.

261
00:35:37,536 --> 00:35:38,668
Mm-hmm.

262
00:35:38,670 --> 00:35:40,337
One second.

263
00:35:40,339 --> 00:35:41,339
Mm-hmm.

264
00:35:42,274 --> 00:35:45,609
- Mom!
- You know what, Ann?

265
00:35:45,611 --> 00:35:48,879
My supervisor just
walked in the room,

266
00:35:48,881 --> 00:35:50,213
can I call you back?

267
00:35:50,215 --> 00:35:51,848
Thank you.

268
00:35:51,850 --> 00:35:53,517
Are you going to
take your pills?

269
00:35:54,653 --> 00:35:56,553
You know what, I think I'm
really getting the hang

270
00:35:56,555 --> 00:35:59,689
of this, I mean I had seven
positives out of 50 calls

271
00:35:59,691 --> 00:36:01,224
and Marlon Feld says
to only expect

272
00:36:01,226 --> 00:36:02,526
a one out of 20 ratio.

273
00:36:02,528 --> 00:36:04,261
Oh!

274
00:36:04,263 --> 00:36:05,362
Look at this!

275
00:36:08,267 --> 00:36:10,534
- Were you up at all last night?
- No.

276
00:36:10,536 --> 00:36:12,235
Are you going to
take your pills?

277
00:36:59,384 --> 00:37:01,685
Hey!

278
00:37:35,354 --> 00:37:36,354
Mom!

279
00:37:36,955 --> 00:37:38,955
I saw the truck, did my bed...

280
00:38:01,913 --> 00:38:03,280
Hello, Paula?

281
00:38:03,282 --> 00:38:07,284
This is Camila from
InvisiShield Home Security.

282
00:38:07,286 --> 00:38:09,853
Yeah, I'm calling about the
recent number of break-ins

283
00:38:09,855 --> 00:38:11,921
around your home, around
your neighborhood,

284
00:38:11,923 --> 00:38:13,723
around your hometown.

285
00:38:13,725 --> 00:38:16,393
Brenda?

286
00:38:16,395 --> 00:38:17,727
Hi.

287
00:38:17,729 --> 00:38:19,296
How is everything?

288
00:38:21,066 --> 00:38:23,400
No, I haven't forgotten
about the open house

289
00:38:23,402 --> 00:38:25,802
or the T-1112, don't you worry.

290
00:38:25,804 --> 00:38:27,971
And wait until
you see the place.

291
00:38:29,941 --> 00:38:33,510
Yeah, it's been fun.

292
00:38:33,512 --> 00:38:35,645
Getting everything into shape.

293
00:38:38,950 --> 00:38:41,685
Great, okay.

294
00:38:41,687 --> 00:38:42,952
See you then.

295
00:38:46,091 --> 00:38:48,591
<i>Attention citizens
of Craft Town,</i>

296
00:38:48,593 --> 00:38:52,329
<i>it's time for our annual
Christmas in July sale,</i>

297
00:38:52,331 --> 00:38:54,898
<i>so please check out
the half-price...</i>

298
00:38:54,900 --> 00:38:56,366
Here, babe?

299
00:38:56,368 --> 00:38:57,534
Put your shades back on.

300
00:38:58,036 --> 00:39:00,003
Do I have to wear them?

301
00:39:00,005 --> 00:39:01,604
We're on a mission.

302
00:39:01,606 --> 00:39:03,039
I hate this mission.

303
00:39:03,041 --> 00:39:04,974
Only a few more things, okay?

304
00:39:06,945 --> 00:39:09,479
For Heaven's sake, could you
just ring me up, please?

305
00:39:09,481 --> 00:39:11,581
All I've got is
three little beads.

306
00:39:11,583 --> 00:39:14,784
I can only run this so many times
before the register flips its shit.

307
00:39:14,786 --> 00:39:16,419
I got them from the bulk bin,

308
00:39:16,421 --> 00:39:18,088
they're only 17 cents apiece.

309
00:39:18,090 --> 00:39:19,789
And there was no
minimum purchase

310
00:39:19,791 --> 00:39:22,359
because I looked for the sign
and I couldn't find one.

311
00:39:22,361 --> 00:39:25,061
You know what, I can
write a check, is that okay?

312
00:39:25,063 --> 00:39:27,897
Walt, can you come up and
do an override, please?

313
00:39:27,899 --> 00:39:29,766
Now, I've got a coupon,

314
00:39:29,768 --> 00:39:32,102
but I can use the coupon later
if you think this is...

315
00:39:32,104 --> 00:39:34,070
Manager to register one.

316
00:39:37,642 --> 00:39:40,477
Oh, are you the manager?

317
00:39:40,479 --> 00:39:43,646
- Listen, all I want to do is...
- I tried running this four times and it didn't run once.

318
00:39:43,648 --> 00:39:45,815
- And I've got the money...
- So if you want to do a check override...

319
00:39:45,817 --> 00:39:47,684
- I don't even need a bag.
- We've got to find the key.

320
00:39:47,686 --> 00:39:49,953
I was supposed to be on break
as of 20 minutes ago.

321
00:39:49,955 --> 00:39:51,020
Walt?

322
00:39:53,125 --> 00:39:54,424
Remember me?

323
00:39:57,529 --> 00:40:00,096
Yes. I do.

324
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:02,600
Hey.

325
00:41:31,156 --> 00:41:34,958
<i>It is our estimate that 4%...</i>

326
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:36,993
- I think it's broken!
<i>- Of the American people...</i>

327
00:41:36,995 --> 00:41:40,196
- What?
- Own 85%...

328
00:41:40,198 --> 00:41:42,165
- See, I'm trying!
<i>- Of the wealth of America.</i>

329
00:41:42,167 --> 00:41:46,002
<i>- And that over 70...</i>
- You want to try it?

330
00:41:46,004 --> 00:41:48,071
<i>- None...</i>
- Agent Torres,

331
00:41:48,073 --> 00:41:49,672
where's your courage?

332
00:41:52,544 --> 00:41:54,177
Well then I guess
I won't either.

333
00:41:55,580 --> 00:41:56,713
Whoa...

334
00:41:58,517 --> 00:42:00,750
I think it's a little dangerous!

335
00:42:03,154 --> 00:42:06,723
Come on, babe, we're
going as fast as we can!

336
00:42:42,127 --> 00:42:43,560
Hello?

337
00:42:43,562 --> 00:42:45,328
I need a ride, come immediately.

338
00:42:46,865 --> 00:42:47,964
Because my truck...

339
00:42:51,069 --> 00:42:52,669
is in the shop.

340
00:43:03,315 --> 00:43:04,614
Shut the door,
you're letting out

341
00:43:04,616 --> 00:43:05,782
the air conditioning!

342
00:43:17,596 --> 00:43:21,064
So, hey.

343
00:43:25,637 --> 00:43:27,170
Oh, looks like a lot of people.

344
00:43:31,009 --> 00:43:32,009
So how'd it go?

345
00:43:35,113 --> 00:43:38,314
- Have you got that T-1112?
- Yeah, right here.

346
00:43:39,851 --> 00:43:40,883
Here you go.

347
00:43:45,323 --> 00:43:46,323
Hmm.

348
00:43:47,058 --> 00:43:49,058
Is everything okay?

349
00:43:49,060 --> 00:43:50,060
Hmm.

350
00:43:51,796 --> 00:43:54,130
- I'll just look at this later.
- And the open house?

351
00:43:54,132 --> 00:43:55,132
Was fine!

352
00:43:56,901 --> 00:43:58,868
I'm so sorry.

353
00:44:00,205 --> 00:44:03,673
I... I brought that in here
because everybody was asking me

354
00:44:03,675 --> 00:44:05,842
who was responsible
for the decorations.

355
00:44:05,844 --> 00:44:08,077
Like I told you,
people like it personal.

356
00:44:08,079 --> 00:44:09,912
- That's so sweet.
- So tell me,

357
00:44:09,914 --> 00:44:12,081
how hot is it out there,
boiling?

358
00:44:43,314 --> 00:44:46,849
You say that you don't keep
any valuables in the house,

359
00:44:46,851 --> 00:44:48,785
but what about your family?

360
00:44:48,787 --> 00:44:51,454
Is there anything more
valuable than family?

361
00:45:16,448 --> 00:45:17,714
Come on, honey.

362
00:45:30,995 --> 00:45:32,428
- Camila Torres?
- Who?

363
00:45:35,467 --> 00:45:36,467
Come with me.

364
00:45:40,305 --> 00:45:42,238
Will you please sit down?

365
00:45:48,146 --> 00:45:49,512
Is this about that check?

366
00:45:53,451 --> 00:45:55,885
Fucking Edgar,
you know I don't...

367
00:45:55,887 --> 00:45:58,955
He told me that there'd
be money in that account.

368
00:46:00,391 --> 00:46:01,524
Are you married?

369
00:46:02,827 --> 00:46:03,827
No, I...

370
00:46:05,096 --> 00:46:07,163
Well, you know what,
I brought a new card

371
00:46:07,165 --> 00:46:09,799
and if that's not acceptable
then I'm happy to go...

372
00:46:12,971 --> 00:46:13,971
Is that...

373
00:46:15,273 --> 00:46:17,874
My alarm for
the daily announcements.

374
00:46:19,377 --> 00:46:21,444
For the announcements.

375
00:46:22,413 --> 00:46:24,981
Jesus.

376
00:46:27,552 --> 00:46:30,419
Oh please, don't let me stop...

377
00:46:30,421 --> 00:46:34,056
Don't let me stop
your announcements.

378
00:46:41,065 --> 00:46:43,065
Attention citizens
of Craft Town,

379
00:46:43,067 --> 00:46:46,469
<i>it's time for our annual
Christmas in July sale</i>

380
00:46:46,471 --> 00:46:48,805
<i>so please check out...</i>

381
00:46:48,807 --> 00:46:51,207
<i>The half-price bins before
you leave the store.</i>

382
00:46:51,209 --> 00:46:53,509
Shop now and save today
at Craft Town.

383
00:46:58,316 --> 00:46:59,882
Do you know Marlon Feld?

384
00:47:00,418 --> 00:47:02,585
- The Power Sales Systems guy?
- No.

385
00:47:03,154 --> 00:47:05,988
Oh my god,
he's got this, here, let me...

386
00:47:05,990 --> 00:47:08,357
You have got to hear this.

387
00:47:08,359 --> 00:47:11,260
So Marlon Feld says
in order to sell more,

388
00:47:11,262 --> 00:47:14,864
you've got to smile more, right?
You've got to hear this.

389
00:47:14,866 --> 00:47:17,834
He says that the smile
is the sweetest sound.

390
00:47:17,836 --> 00:47:19,569
Smiles equal sales, okay?

391
00:47:19,571 --> 00:47:22,471
So read that same
announcement again,

392
00:47:22,473 --> 00:47:24,006
but this time, smile.

393
00:47:25,009 --> 00:47:26,475
Go ahead, smile.

394
00:47:30,114 --> 00:47:31,147
What's the problem?

395
00:47:35,286 --> 00:47:36,419
No, that's not it.

396
00:47:39,090 --> 00:47:40,090
It's not?

397
00:48:09,621 --> 00:48:10,887
Mom?

398
00:49:04,142 --> 00:49:06,208
With all the thefts
in your area?

399
00:49:06,210 --> 00:49:09,979
Sue, please, the inspection
is your only protection.

400
00:49:12,417 --> 00:49:13,983
Sue, that just won't do.

401
00:49:17,455 --> 00:49:20,423
What was that?

402
00:49:21,426 --> 00:49:23,526
Sue, did you hear that?

403
00:49:23,528 --> 00:49:24,560
There!

404
00:49:25,430 --> 00:49:27,096
Did you hear that?

405
00:49:28,499 --> 00:49:30,466
What do you mean, no?

406
00:51:34,859 --> 00:51:35,859
No.

407
00:51:36,828 --> 00:51:38,394
No!

408
00:51:41,833 --> 00:51:45,234
Fuck.

409
00:51:59,750 --> 00:52:02,485
<i>I thank the
Lord for the Holy Ghost and fire.</i>

410
00:52:02,487 --> 00:52:05,888
<i>I thank the Lord for
good health before me!</i>

411
00:52:05,890 --> 00:52:11,160
<i>I believe...</i>

412
00:52:58,509 --> 00:52:59,775
Mom!

413
00:52:59,777 --> 00:53:01,177
Did you hear last night?

414
00:53:01,579 --> 00:53:03,812
Uh, hear what?

415
00:53:04,248 --> 00:53:05,548
The dog?

416
00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:10,419
The... No, no, no, no.

417
00:53:11,389 --> 00:53:12,922
Didn't hear anything
like that, no.

418
00:53:16,327 --> 00:53:18,360
Maybe you should
go look for the dog.

419
00:53:18,863 --> 00:53:20,329
Look, go look outside.

420
00:53:21,766 --> 00:53:23,332
- Right now?
- Sure!

421
00:53:23,668 --> 00:53:25,935
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
before it's too late.

422
00:54:40,645 --> 00:54:43,045
<i>What if
I told you, you could live</i>

423
00:54:43,047 --> 00:54:45,914
<i>in the home of your dreams
with no money down?</i>

424
00:54:46,450 --> 00:54:48,817
<i>What if I told you
you could live</i>

425
00:54:48,819 --> 00:54:51,787
<i>in the home of your dreams
with no money down,</i>

426
00:54:51,789 --> 00:54:54,890
<i>no mortgage payment
and no rent of any kind?</i>

427
00:54:54,892 --> 00:54:59,695
<i>I've lived in a 4,000 square
foot house with a pool and a guest house.</i>

428
00:54:59,697 --> 00:55:01,897
<i>Now, when they offer me
anything smaller</i>

429
00:55:01,899 --> 00:55:03,032
<i>I say, "No!"</i>

430
00:55:06,704 --> 00:55:07,836
Why do you wear that?

431
00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:10,440
This?

432
00:55:11,509 --> 00:55:13,008
To keep you close.

433
00:55:14,045 --> 00:55:16,378
When you're near,
I can't do wrong.

434
00:55:19,717 --> 00:55:20,916
When you're right here,

435
00:55:21,819 --> 00:55:23,852
everything's all right.

436
00:56:49,140 --> 00:56:50,672
Mom?

437
00:56:50,941 --> 00:56:52,875
I'm running away!

438
00:56:53,411 --> 00:56:54,810
Did you hear me?

439
00:56:56,747 --> 00:56:58,781
You can't do this.

440
00:56:59,817 --> 00:57:01,150
I won't let you!

441
00:57:05,055 --> 00:57:06,655
I'm running away,

442
00:57:07,558 --> 00:57:08,791
you can't stop me.

443
00:57:09,927 --> 00:57:10,927
Okay?

444
00:58:06,684 --> 00:58:08,217
Camila?

445
00:58:08,219 --> 00:58:09,618
Camila!

446
00:58:09,620 --> 00:58:10,919
I'm using my key!

447
00:58:12,690 --> 00:58:13,822
Oh cripe.

448
00:58:15,893 --> 00:58:18,174
Why does it have to be this heat?

449
00:58:30,708 --> 00:58:31,708
Camila?

450
00:58:34,778 --> 00:58:35,778
Camila!

451
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:39,615
Are you in there?

452
00:58:39,617 --> 00:58:40,682
Camila!

453
00:58:55,132 --> 00:58:57,566
Nothing checked out, none of it.

454
00:58:57,568 --> 00:59:00,002
The... the work history,
the references.

455
00:59:00,004 --> 00:59:01,570
Oh, my husband has that.

456
00:59:01,972 --> 00:59:03,205
No record of him.

457
00:59:04,808 --> 00:59:07,042
Just a lot of stories
about you and

458
00:59:07,878 --> 00:59:10,245
uh, your condition.

459
00:59:11,782 --> 00:59:14,816
- Are you saying I did something wrong?
- No.

460
00:59:15,986 --> 00:59:18,253
No.

461
00:59:18,255 --> 00:59:22,024
If anyone is at fault here
it seems to be the agency.

462
00:59:22,026 --> 00:59:24,693
And I have been saying
to those clowns for years

463
00:59:24,962 --> 00:59:27,195
that they never did
their due diligence.

464
00:59:27,197 --> 00:59:28,864
They never did their
background checks

465
00:59:28,866 --> 00:59:30,799
so it was only
a matter of time bef...

466
00:59:37,308 --> 00:59:38,240
Camila.

467
00:59:38,242 --> 00:59:43,745
Because we are terminating
our contract with the agency

468
00:59:43,747 --> 00:59:47,316
that means we are nullifying
all of the subsidiary

469
00:59:47,318 --> 00:59:49,785
staging contracts,
including yours.

470
00:59:50,854 --> 00:59:53,789
You need to clear out
in two days.

471
00:59:53,791 --> 00:59:56,091
But that's not necessary.

472
00:59:56,093 --> 01:00:00,862
Camila, I'm sorry but
you need to sign this, OK?

473
01:00:00,864 --> 01:00:02,731
You don't understand.

474
01:00:06,103 --> 01:00:07,869
The only contract that
I'm going to sign

475
01:00:07,871 --> 01:00:09,805
is a sales contract.

476
01:00:09,807 --> 01:00:11,607
My husband and I are
buying this house.

477
01:00:11,609 --> 01:00:13,942
Camila. Please.

478
01:00:14,311 --> 01:00:17,245
I don't know much about
your condition, but I do know

479
01:00:17,247 --> 01:00:20,849
that sometimes people
feel things so intensely.

480
01:00:20,851 --> 01:00:22,317
We're paying cash.

481
01:00:22,987 --> 01:00:26,622
You know that, we're paying
list and we're paying cash.

482
01:00:26,624 --> 01:00:29,124
Please. Please just... Please.

483
01:00:29,126 --> 01:00:31,159
He's in his workshop
in the garage.

484
01:00:31,729 --> 01:00:32,729
Edgar!

485
01:00:35,132 --> 01:00:37,733
Brenda's here about
the house, honey!

486
01:00:39,236 --> 01:00:41,336
I'm just going to go upstairs
and clean up a little

487
01:00:41,338 --> 01:00:44,773
and then we can sit and
have a nice, serious talk.

488
01:00:46,010 --> 01:00:47,309
Where's your little boy?

489
01:01:52,476 --> 01:01:54,042
Stop it!

490
01:01:55,079 --> 01:01:57,079
Stop, I mean it!

491
01:02:01,752 --> 01:02:03,118
Are you okay?

492
01:02:03,887 --> 01:02:05,153
Little boy?

493
01:02:05,155 --> 01:02:06,822
Stop it!

494
01:02:07,991 --> 01:02:09,958
Stop, I mean it!

495
01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:13,295
You need to say you're
okay if you're okay.

496
01:02:34,918 --> 01:02:37,119
Camila.

497
01:02:38,522 --> 01:02:40,856
You need to listen, Camila.

498
01:02:42,392 --> 01:02:45,127
You don't want to do anything...

499
01:03:13,924 --> 01:03:16,191
<i>What if
I told you, you could live</i>

500
01:03:16,193 --> 01:03:19,261
<i>in the home of your dreams
with no money down.</i>

501
01:03:19,263 --> 01:03:21,863
<i>What if I told you
you could live</i>

502
01:03:21,865 --> 01:03:24,933
<i>in the home of your dreams
with no money down.</i>

503
01:03:24,935 --> 01:03:27,969
<i>What if I told you
you could live...</i>

504
01:04:22,259 --> 01:04:23,992
Agent Torres!

505
01:04:23,994 --> 01:04:25,460
You've been assigned
a new mission,

506
01:04:25,462 --> 01:04:27,495
report to the garage
immediately.

507
01:04:28,498 --> 01:04:30,632
You need to keep
these two wires together,

508
01:04:30,634 --> 01:04:31,867
you understand me?

509
01:04:31,869 --> 01:04:33,501
Do not knock them apart!

510
01:04:34,338 --> 01:04:35,904
I need the car to stay running.

511
01:04:35,906 --> 01:04:38,240
I will turn it off, copy that?

512
01:04:38,242 --> 01:04:41,877
Good, now, do your feet
reach the pedals?

513
01:04:41,879 --> 01:04:44,579
Okay, perfect. Now, show me
where the gearshift is.

514
01:04:46,416 --> 01:04:48,083
Jaime, show me the gearshift.

515
01:04:50,087 --> 01:04:51,586
<i>America needs a tidal wave</i>

516
01:04:51,588 --> 01:04:53,922
<i>of the old time rage.</i>

517
01:04:53,924 --> 01:04:56,358
<i>America needs to be taken
out to God's bath house</i>

518
01:04:56,360 --> 01:05:00,562
<i>and the hose turned
over us, the time is...</i>

519
01:05:16,280 --> 01:05:17,445
You stay there while I finish

520
01:05:17,447 --> 01:05:19,381
- the disposal protocol.
- What?

521
01:05:20,217 --> 01:05:21,249
What if someone comes?

522
01:05:21,251 --> 01:05:23,952
Handle yourself, Agent Torres.

523
01:06:44,701 --> 01:06:45,701
You!

524
01:09:32,335 --> 01:09:34,269
<i>Management to register one.</i>

525
01:09:34,271 --> 01:09:37,505
<i>Repeat, management
to register one.</i>

526
01:10:27,857 --> 01:10:29,257
Are you okay?

527
01:10:40,370 --> 01:10:41,370
You're hurt?

528
01:10:42,405 --> 01:10:45,406
- I'm not hurt.
- Who was it?

529
01:10:45,408 --> 01:10:47,542
No one hurt me,
I'm just getting ready

530
01:10:47,544 --> 01:10:50,912
for the holiday open house,
my husband, Edgar, came home.

531
01:11:00,457 --> 01:11:01,856
Do you mind taking that?

532
01:11:01,858 --> 01:11:03,558
I'm afraid I'm out of cash.

533
01:11:04,728 --> 01:11:06,461
Thank you!

534
01:12:04,621 --> 01:12:07,755
Any more of this shit and I'm
going to need a hazmat suit.

535
01:12:07,757 --> 01:12:10,625
- What shit?
- Last week was all like Christmas stuff

536
01:12:10,627 --> 01:12:13,961
and now it's Halloween,
that's commitment, man.

537
01:12:13,963 --> 01:12:15,496
I should call the hospital.

538
01:12:16,466 --> 01:12:17,932
You mean the police?

539
01:12:18,635 --> 01:12:20,868
And soon, please, before
she cuts my face off

540
01:12:20,870 --> 01:12:22,804
and glues it in her scrap book.

541
01:12:30,814 --> 01:12:32,113
Are you hearing me, Walt?

542
01:12:32,114 --> 01:12:33,413
Uh, if she decides to come back
and start the massacre early,

543
01:12:33,416 --> 01:12:34,982
I'll be at Quiznos.

544
01:12:41,591 --> 01:12:43,658
Are you ready
for your chill pills?

545
01:12:45,128 --> 01:12:47,995
Did you come to have
a pill fill with Daddy?

546
01:12:48,598 --> 01:12:51,699
- Edgar.
- We have enough for everyone.

547
01:12:58,041 --> 01:13:01,442
Now drink up, just like
you saw Daddy do.

548
01:13:02,645 --> 01:13:05,446
It'll help Mommy get ready
for the holiday open house.

549
01:13:06,649 --> 01:13:08,149
You're going to look so pretty.

550
01:13:24,601 --> 01:13:25,733
Now stick your tongue out.

551
01:14:06,576 --> 01:14:09,510
Don't open
your presents yet, Edgar!

552
01:14:09,512 --> 01:14:10,912
I'm watching you!

553
01:14:12,749 --> 01:14:16,050
Wait for Jaime and I to
come down, okay, honey?

554
01:15:56,920 --> 01:15:57,920
Camila?

555
01:16:00,990 --> 01:16:01,990
Camila?

556
01:16:09,966 --> 01:16:13,834
Edgar, you, get back from there.

557
01:16:15,204 --> 01:16:16,804
Camila, are you okay?

558
01:16:18,041 --> 01:16:19,640
Can you hear me, Camila?

559
01:16:22,679 --> 01:16:23,679
I have Edgar!

560
01:16:26,149 --> 01:16:28,783
You, sit, there.

561
01:16:28,785 --> 01:16:31,752
No.

562
01:16:32,221 --> 01:16:34,088
- Sit!
- No!

563
01:16:34,958 --> 01:16:36,157
- No!
- Sit!

564
01:16:36,159 --> 01:16:37,325
Sit down!

565
01:16:54,777 --> 01:16:56,177
Edgar!

566
01:16:58,815 --> 01:17:00,014
Edgar?

567
01:17:05,688 --> 01:17:08,723
No, no!

568
01:17:10,026 --> 01:17:11,726
You!

569
01:19:22,158 --> 01:19:23,158
Hi.

570
01:19:28,965 --> 01:19:30,264
You must be hungry.

571
01:19:34,237 --> 01:19:35,903
I don't have anything.

572
01:19:43,312 --> 01:19:45,412
<i>When you're near,
I can't do wrong.</i>

573
01:19:46,349 --> 01:19:49,416
<i>When you're right here,
everything's all right.</i>

574
01:19:50,286 --> 01:19:52,286
I'm sorry, I'm really sorry.

575
01:19:53,422 --> 01:19:54,522
Mom!

576
01:20:01,531 --> 01:20:02,531
Mommy!

577
01:20:08,337 --> 01:20:09,470
Mommy!

578
01:20:49,846 --> 01:20:50,978
<i>Forever.</i>

579
01:21:39,195 --> 01:21:40,561
Help!

580
01:21:45,635 --> 01:21:46,667
Help!

581
01:21:49,338 --> 01:21:50,338
Hello?

582
01:21:56,078 --> 01:21:58,145
Anyone home?