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  1. Preamble:
  2. I, the Eternal God-King, in order to create fair law and similar institutions within my realm,
  3. in which my blessed followers may reside, do ordain and establish this constitution for the monarchical reign of me,
  4. Eternal God-King Sam.
  5.  
  6.  
  7. Article One: Name.
  8. The name of the Nation which has been refered to in the preamble is the United Royalist Republic of Sam,
  9. hereafter refered to as the URROS.
  10. This organization will use the name or its acronym (URROS, or in certain cases URRS.) in all publicity materials and correspondence.
  11.  
  12. Article Two: Purpose, and right to exist.
  13.  
  14. The purpose of the URROS is to provide a safe-haven and nation for all those who understand and acknowledge that God-King Sam is the rightful ruler
  15. of the Universe, and that humanity is the most glorious race of them all.
  16. It has a right to exist, despite any modern or 'human-made' laws that exclaim otherwise. This is due to the fact that God-King Sam is too cool for your laws,
  17. and thus has made a nation in his glory.
  18.  
  19.  
  20. Article Three: Citizenship.
  21.  
  22. To become a citizen, one must ask God-King Sam, and he will use his grtand judgement to decide if you are,
  23. or if you are not, fit to become a citizen of the URROS.
  24.  
  25. Article Four: Law.
  26.  
  27. The laws one must follow when in the URROS are as follows:
  28. 1. Do not kill
  29. 1a: Do not tell anyone else to kill on your behalf.
  30.  
  31. 2. Do not Steal.
  32. 2a. Do not tell anyone else to steal on your behalf.
  33.  
  34. 3. Do not attempt to assassinate God-King Sam.
  35. 3a. Do not succeed in Assassinating God-King Sam.
  36.  
  37.  
  38. 4. Pledge your eternal soul to God-King Sam.
  39.  
  40.  
  41. 5. Hate Aliens. Humanity is great, better than moonmen at least.
  42.  
  43. Article Five: Reguarding this very document.
  44.  
  45. God-King Sam, and God-King Sam can overturn any aspect of this document at will, and this only applies to lesser people, such as common citizens and all members of Government bar the God-King Sam.
  46.  
  47. Article Six:
  48.  
  49.  
  50. God-King Sam has ultimate power, and despite this constitution he is an absolute monarch.
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