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- I, the Eternal God-King, in order to create fair law and similar institutions within my realm,
- in which my blessed followers may reside, do ordain and establish this constitution for the monarchical reign of me,
- Eternal God-King Sam.
- Article One: Name.
- The name of the Nation which has been refered to in the preamble is the United Royalist Republic of Sam,
- hereafter refered to as the URROS.
- This organization will use the name or its acronym (URROS, or in certain cases URRS.) in all publicity materials and correspondence.
- Article Two: Purpose, and right to exist.
- The purpose of the URROS is to provide a safe-haven and nation for all those who understand and acknowledge that God-King Sam is the rightful ruler
- of the Universe, and that humanity is the most glorious race of them all.
- It has a right to exist, despite any modern or 'human-made' laws that exclaim otherwise. This is due to the fact that God-King Sam is too cool for your laws,
- and thus has made a nation in his glory.
- Article Three: Citizenship.
- To become a citizen, one must ask God-King Sam, and he will use his grtand judgement to decide if you are,
- or if you are not, fit to become a citizen of the URROS.
- Article Four: Law.
- The laws one must follow when in the URROS are as follows:
- 1. Do not kill
- 1a: Do not tell anyone else to kill on your behalf.
- 2. Do not Steal.
- 2a. Do not tell anyone else to steal on your behalf.
- 3. Do not attempt to assassinate God-King Sam.
- 3a. Do not succeed in Assassinating God-King Sam.
- 4. Pledge your eternal soul to God-King Sam.
- 5. Hate Aliens. Humanity is great, better than moonmen at least.
- Article Five: Reguarding this very document.
- God-King Sam, and God-King Sam can overturn any aspect of this document at will, and this only applies to lesser people, such as common citizens and all members of Government bar the God-King Sam.
- Article Six:
- God-King Sam has ultimate power, and despite this constitution he is an absolute monarch.
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