CryptoSiter

// ==UserScript==
// @name         Cryptositer
// @namespace    http://eta.memmove.net/cos/typo/
// @version      0.1
// @description  Just crypts the site permanently and randomly
// @author       You
// @grant        none
// ==/UserScript==
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