The Program: Weapon List

KABAR
Spoon
Umbrella
Fork
Boomerang
GPS with Collar Tracker
Megaphone
Flare Gun
Hand Grenades
Flashbang Grenades
Two decks of Magic the Gathering cards
Vial of Poison
Shuriken
Crossbow
Longbow
Toy Bow
Hammer
Sickle
EMT Shears
AK-47
Collapsible Baton
Cardboard Cosplay Keyblade
[17:06] <+Saturn> a gameboy
[17:06] <+Barcode[homework> joystick
[17:06] <+Saturn> a usb containing every touhou game
[17:06] <+Zakdos> TV remote
[17:06] <+RemiliaScarlet> Piano wire
[17:06] <+Barcode[homework> 2L bottle of hand sanitizer
[17:06] <+AttObl> A Metal Box.
[17:06] <+Barcode[homework> METAL BOXES
[17:06] <+Zakdos> Glasses
[17:06] <+Saturn> a box of crayons
[17:06] <+Barcode[homework> chloroform and cloth
[17:06] <+Zakdos> (as in the ones you use to see)
[17:06] <+Saturn> an xbox 360 hardrive
[17:06] <+AttObl> A Metal Baseball bat.
Folding Chair
Paper Fan
Industrial Stapler
Business Stapler
Nintendo Gameboy
Extra rations.
Atlas Shrugged
Poison Blowdarts
Balisong
Shuriken
claymore
ballistic knife
RPG-7
Foam Hand
Slingshot
M-16
FAMAS
Beretta M-9
Colt Python
Mac-10
MP5K
Spas-12
Swiss Army Knife
Leatherman
Wrench
Dualshock PSX Controller
MP40
Whip
Can of Mace
Frisbee
Laser pointer
Chainsaw
Harpoon Gun
A Mirror
Compressed Air Tank
Katana
Rubber Mallet
Paintball gun
Wooden Stake
A flag
A pole
A wallet filled with change
Morningstar
Magic 9 ball
Wiffle bat
Golf Club
First Aid Kit
Crowbar
Tire Iron
Letter Opener
Stop Sign
Cheesegrater
Roll of Duct Tape
Acetylene Torch
Welding MAsk
Bulletproof Vest
USP
Michael Jackson's glove
A flyswatter
A broom
A bundle of ofuda
Shillelagh
A replica Soul Jar.
Piano Wire
A copy of the book Battle Royale
A set of car keys.
Gold plated HDMI cable
An autographed copy of the book Lord of the Flies
An autographed copy of the book Lord of the Rings
An autographed copy of the book Twilight
Two decks of Yugioh cards
Can of Spray Paint
A Holy Hand Grenade (just a hand grenade)
A Dog Ears hairband
A pillow
bottle cap
thong
nail clippers
candle
ice cubes
slipper
thread
 glow stick
needle
stop sign
blouse
hanger
rubber duck
shovel
bookmark
model car
tampon
rubber band
sharpie
picture frame
photo album
nail filer
tooth paste
bath fizzers
deodorant
cookie jar (filled with cookies)
rusty nail
drill press
chalk
thermometer
face wash
paint brush
candy wrapper
leg warmers
wireless control
boom box
quilt
stockings
card
tooth pick
shawl
speakers
cork
mouse pad
zipper
glasses
lamp shade
sketch pad
gage
plastic fork
clay pot
CD
#2 pencil
fake flowers
sticky note
hair tie
credit card
sun glasses
seat belt
buckel
button
canvas
vase
lip gloss
rug
gel
tweezers
toe ring
scotch tape
bow
white out
eraser
cement stone
sponge
lace
screw
sand paper
eye liner
pool stick
pop can
balloon
spring
ipod charger
twister