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  1. [21:00] <Paradox> ALRIGHT
  2. [21:01] <Paradox> Last time, on Poketrian Odyssey, our heroes had JUST defeated the King of the Cave - or rather, The King of the Mine, it would seem. The giant Slaking went down hard.
  3. 01[21:06] <Dr_Floyd> (Dox?)
  4. [21:06] <Paradox> (HI. WHAT?)
  5. 01[21:06] <Dr_Floyd> (D: sorry)
  6. 06[21:06] * Bokor gets up, gathers his bearings..."Kinda curious what that hulk was hidin' in there."
  7. 01[21:07] <Dr_Floyd> "...Vhere did Brick go?"
  8. [21:07] <Paradox> Brick ran off into the mines in confusion!
  9. 06[21:08] * Bokor recalls Vodun, and releases Lebowski. snap crackle pop, channeled and ready to go.
  10. [21:09] <Bokor> "...Brick ran in there...didn't he..."
  11. [21:09] <Alcyone> "We'd better follow."
  12. 01[21:09] <Dr_Floyd> "Yes, 'e did. 'ope zomethink hadn't caught 'im yet. Everyone else is alright?"
  13. [21:10] <Alcyone> "More or less."
  14. [21:10] <Tsvai> "Yep! The not-so-silly one patched up Ein, so I'm more or less ready to go."
  15. 06[21:10] * Alcyone grumbles.
  16. 06[21:11] * Bokor shrugs and walks forward, with Lebowski rolling behind~
  17. 06[21:11] * Alcyone follows~
  18. 06[21:11] * Tsvai literally marches on.
  19. 01[21:11] <Dr_Floyd> "Vell, there shouldn't be stronger vilds in zere." Floyd readies up and goes with the others.
  20. [21:12] <Alcyone> "Hmm."
  21. 06[21:12] * Alcyone snaps her fingers and calls up a friendly ball of light as they step in.
  22. [21:12] <Bokor> "I'm just hoping he didn't get himself knocked out."
  23. [21:13] <Bokor> "he was awefully ethusiastic about running around."
  24. 01[21:13] <Dr_Floyd> "Zat 'ead is too thick to be knocked out."
  25. [21:13] <Paradox> The babbymoltres hops out of Alcyone's bag as soon as they're safely in the mine, and not under the FUCKHUEG scary sky.
  26. 06[21:14] * Tsvai turns on her goggles' lights, and sniffs the air.
  27. 01[21:14] <Dr_Floyd> "A bird who likes closed spaces. 'ow ironic."
  28. [21:14] <Paradox> It's easy enough to see down the long, sloping mine shaft with Alcyone's light. The wooden support beams on the side still seem to be holding up okay.
  29. [21:14] <Alcyone> "Oh, right." Alcyone had sort of forgotten it was there.<:3c
  30. [21:16] <Alcyone> Anyway!
  31. 06[21:16] * Alcyone takes the lead and proceeds onward
  32. [21:16] <Tsvai> "Come on, Mister Big and Nasty -had- to be hiding some stuff here! That's what kings -do-!"
  33. [21:16] <Bokor> "let's just hope it's not just bananas."
  34. [21:16] <Bokor> "unless they are gold ones."
  35. 01[21:17] <Dr_Floyd> "Ze catacombs didn't had much in zere, 'adn't zem, Herr Bowk-or?"
  36. [21:17] <Alcyone> "Golden bananas?"
  37. [21:17] <Tsvai> "Pffffft. I've got enough good food in my pack. Hope you like pancakes!"
  38. [21:18] <Bokor> "yeah, but the catacombs didn't have a - oh, wait, yes it did have a king..."
  39. [21:18] <Paradox> It doesn't take long for you to find the hoard.  There's a lush nest of hay with a very distinct indentation; the King's bed. The area surrounding it is covered in old weapons, armor, bones, rotting fruit, coins, and other junk.
  40. [21:18] <Paradox> (roll 1d20 each of you~)
  41. [21:18] <Tsvai> "Booooo."
  42. [21:18] <Paradox> 2#1d20 brick and wyl
  43. 06[21:18] * Alcyone wrinkles her nose.
  44. [21:18] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, brick and wyl: 3 [1d20=3], 19 [1d20=19]
  45. [21:18] <Bokor> 1d20
  46. [21:18] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, 1d20: 11 [1d20=11]
  47. [21:18] <Tsvai> 1d20
  48. [21:18] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, 1d20: 1 [1d20=1]
  49. [21:18] <Alcyone> 1d20 come on not shitty roll
  50. [21:18] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, come on not shitty roll: 14 [1d20=14]
  51. 01[21:18] <Dr_Floyd> (in b4 monkey poop)
  52. [21:18] <Tsvai> (( Double boo. ))
  53. 01[21:18] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20
  54. [21:18] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, 1d20: 10 [1d20=10]
  55. [21:18] <Alcyone> (:C)
  56. 01[21:19] <Dr_Floyd> (meh)
  57. [21:20] <Paradox> Wyl, Bokor, and Alcyone manage to find useful things! A pretty locket, a leaf stone, and a carbos, respectively.
  58. 06[21:21] * Bokor pockets the stone, might find a use for it later.
  59. [21:21] <Alcyone> "Let's get out of here, it smells bad. >:"
  60. [21:22] <Bokor> "...gotta find Brick first."
  61. [21:22] <Alcyone> (I thought we'd found him, since apparently he was in this room looking for stuff too :C)
  62. [21:22] <Paradox> Beyond the nest, the mine seems to go down deeper.
  63. [21:23] <Paradox> (I just wanted to make a roll on his behalf, but no he's not here)
  64. [21:23] <Alcyone> (ah)
  65. [21:23] <Tsvai> "I mean, he can't have gone too far. What's the worst he could have done?"
  66. [21:24] <Paradox> Suddenly the entire area  begins shaking vigorously.
  67. [21:24] <Alcyone> "Don't say things like that. >:I"
  68. 06[21:24] * Bokor heads to the pathway..."you know, if this truely is the same cave that's boarded up on that ledge...this place could be pretty huge."
  69. 06[21:25] * Dr_Floyd holds to a wall. "Vell, you shouldn't say zat!"
  70. [21:25] <Paradox> A low rumbling sound a very loud echoing snap accompany the small quake.
  71. [21:25] <Bokor> "...that ain't goood."
  72. 06[21:26] * Alcyone TAKES OFF in that direction.
  73. 01[21:27] <Dr_Floyd> "Oh scheisse!" He follows Alcyone, trying to stop her!
  74. [21:27] <Paradox> (wis check)
  75. [21:27] <Bokor> 1d20+8 weee
  76. [21:27] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, weee: 22 [1d20=14]
  77. [21:28] <Paradox> (just from alcyone really)
  78. [21:28] <Alcyone> 1d20 D: D: D:
  79. [21:28] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, D: D: D:: 3 [1d20=3]
  80. [21:28] <Bokor> (I think we found out why she ran off. :3)
  81. [21:29] <Bokor> "what in the heaven's are you -"
  82. [21:29] <Tsvai> "Hey, lady! I don't think he ran off that way! That path isn't -nearly- messed up enough!"
  83. 01[21:29] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20+2 lol
  84. [21:29] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, lol: 3 [1d20=1]
  85. [21:29] <Paradox> As Alcyone sprints further into the mines, she isn't able to stop in time as the path in front of her suddenly DROPS, and she falls about 15 feet
  86. 01[21:29] <Dr_Floyd> (Hahahahaha)
  87. 01[21:29] <Dr_Floyd> (guess i fall with her?)
  88. 06[21:30] * Alcyone possibly does the coyote running on air before falling.
  89. [21:30] <Paradox> The baby moltres lands softly on her head a second later.
  90. [21:30] <Alcyone> "Ow."
  91. [21:30] <Paradox> ... then Floyd falls on top both of them.
  92. [21:30] <Bokor> "...have a nice trip?"
  93. [21:30] <Alcyone> "AUGH"
  94. [21:30] <Alcyone> "AUGH"
  95. [21:31] <Paradox> As the moltres begins pecking at Floyd in annoyance, Alcyone and Floyd then notice that the tunnel ahead seems to be surrounded by softly glowing mushrooms.
  96. 01[21:32] <Dr_Floyd> "Agh, sorry, fräulein! Zis place seems to be trapped!"
  97. 01[21:32] <Dr_Floyd> "Oh dear, bioluminiscent Mushrooms?"
  98. 06[21:32] * Bokor manages his way down slowly
  99. [21:32] <Alcyone> "Oooh."
  100. [21:32] <Tsvai> "You two alright down there?"
  101. 06[21:33] * Alcyone takes out a vial from her pocket and scrapes some of the glowshroom into it before capping it.
  102. [21:33] <Alcyone> "Fine, fine. Getting up's going to be fun, though."
  103. [21:33] <Bokor> "They seem alright.  Just hope they don't eat a mushroom."
  104. [21:33] <Bokor> "I got a rope, you got mind tricks, we'll manage something."
  105. [21:34] <Paradox> Alcyone got 1x GLOWSHRROM SCRAPINGS
  106. [21:34] <Paradox> The dirt around her seems quite a bit more damp. It's almost like mud
  107. [21:35] <Tsvai> "Got any tough guys that can help pull them out? Everyone I've got are pretty....wimpy."
  108. [21:35] <Tsvai> She grins at Einaudi.
  109. [21:35] <Paradox> You see large brick-shaped footprints running further into the mushroomy tunnels.
  110. [21:35] <Alcyone> "Yick. In any case, looks like we've found the messed up place you were taking about - oh, and looks like he went this way. :I"
  111. [21:35] <Bokor> "hm, think we found our martial artist."
  112. 06[21:36] * Bokor stomps along in his boots, no fucks are given. lebowski is probbaly making a huge mess getting around here.
  113. [21:36] <Tsvai> "Huh. Guess we're the ones going down."
  114. 06[21:36] * Dr_Floyd shrugs as he gets up and goes through the tunnel. "Can't 'e vait for a second? Zat bloody kid."
  115. 06[21:38] * Alcyone presses onward D:
  116. 06[21:38] * Tsvai hops down, catching Einaudi after she lands. "Good guy."
  117. [21:40] <Paradox> As you press onward, the cave expands and you find yourself in a large chamber completely filled with glowing mushrooms. It seems to be an underground forest of sorts!
  118. 01[21:41] <Dr_Floyd> "An interesting biome! Still, vhy zere are no traces of ze monkeys 'ere?"
  119. [21:41] <Tsvai> "Hm. Any signs of those mushrooms being eaten?"
  120. [21:42] <Alcyone> "I don't think even Brick would do that."
  121. [21:42] <Paradox> Floyd and Tsvai notice several stark-white foongus among the mushroom stalks. Their eyes are also white, and glow with the same soft blue-green light the other mushrooms do.
  122. [21:42] <Bokor> "I'd rather not know the answer," says Bokor to Floyd.  "Consider for a second we just defeated a 'king' who might have feared coming down here."
  123. [21:43] <Tsvai> "Well, what about the ones with the eyes, here?"
  124. 06[21:43] * Bokor turns to the...mushrooms. confused at first. "Oh, I see..."
  125. 06[21:44] * Bokor approaches them, kneels down, "hey little ones, why don't the monkies don't seem to ever come down here?" (zoopathy)
  126. 01[21:44] <Dr_Floyd> "Zey seem to be shy though. Let us not try to provoke zem."
  127. [21:45] <Bokor> "They do indeed seem shy," gets up and shrugs
  128. [21:45] <Tsvai> "If you say so. Not like I know a thing about these, uh, things."
  129. [21:45] <Alcyone> "I think I would be too. If I were a mushroom."
  130. 06[21:46] * Dr_Floyd shrugs. "And about Brick...?"
  131. [21:46] <Bokor> "mmm...i dunno, follow the schrooms?"
  132. 01[21:48] <Dr_Floyd> "...Did zey saw 'im?"
  133. [21:48] <Bokor> "they won't say, they are shy, as you guessed. :I"
  134. [21:49] <Alcyone> "Let's just keep going."
  135. 06[21:49] * Tsvai marches, with the Gible waddling behind.
  136. [21:49] <Paradox> The baby moltres steps towards a foongus, seemingly demanding answers with a series of squawks.
  137. 01[21:49] <Dr_Floyd> "Oh vell. Ze mushroom trail."
  138. [21:49] <Paradox> He retreats back under Alcyone when it unleashes a cloud of yellow spores though. :c
  139. [21:50] <Alcyone> "Careful there, not everyone's gonna listen to you right off the bat."
  140. [21:51] <Paradox> As you continue, you see several more foongus, and a shroomish here and there. You even see a stark white and crusty amoongus on a cave ledge.
  141. [21:51] <Tsvai> "How can anyone not listen to something that adorable, though?"
  142. [21:51] <Tsvai> "In fact, here."
  143. [21:51] <Alcyone> "I think it's a type advantage thing."
  144. 06[21:51] * Tsvai digs into her pack for a small sealed pouch....containing two pancakes.
  145. [21:52] <Tsvai> "See if it likes them! Even has a little bit of cinnamon on it."
  146. 01[21:52] <Dr_Floyd> "It needs to learn some 'umility. Tis dangerous to be proud vhen veak."
  147. [21:52] <Bokor> "the mushrooms, or our little king here?"
  148. [21:52] <Bokor> (@ the pancakes)
  149. [21:52] <Bokor> "wait, why the hell are you carrying...oh nevermind."
  150. [21:52] <Alcyone> (oh man floyd you are lucky that I'm playing Alcy and not Nerea)
  151. [21:52] <Tsvai> "Both! The little bird looks hungry."
  152. 01[21:52] <Dr_Floyd> (:3)
  153. 06[21:53] * Tsvai splits the contents, handing half to Alcyone and half to Bokor.
  154. [21:53] <Paradox> The moltres unceremoniously takes both the pancakes from Tsavi, and gobbles them down whole.
  155. [21:53] <Tsvai> "...."
  156. 01[21:53] <Dr_Floyd> "...As i said, too proud."
  157. [21:53] <Tsvai> "You are -just- like Ein."
  158. [21:53] <Paradox> It runs back under Alcyone's legs and glowers smugly at Tsvai.
  159. 06[21:53] * Bokor laughs, "well there went your attempt for diplomacy with the mushrooms."
  160. 01[21:53] <Dr_Floyd> (smugbird)
  161. [21:53] <Tsvai> "So silly, but as soon as food comes out, -then- you listen."
  162. [21:54] <Paradox> Suddenly, you hear a shrill sound
  163. [21:54] <Alcyone> "Um, we should probably focus on finding Bri-"
  164. [21:54] <Alcyone> "Oh dear."
  165. 01[21:54] <Dr_Floyd> "Zey are fungi, in first place, it'd need mold-"
  166. [21:54] <Bokor> "there's yeast in bread - wat."
  167. [21:55] <Paradox> A paras runs out from within the mushrooms, shrieking loudly. It jumps, lands in front of the group, and crawls up Bokor.
  168. [21:55] <Alcyone> "OH GOD WHAT"
  169. [21:55] <Bokor> "...hi."
  170. [21:55] <Bokor> Odder things have happened to old Bokor.
  171. 01[21:56] <Dr_Floyd> (like his Whirlipede)
  172. [21:56] <Paradox> You notice the Paras has no mushrooms on its back.
  173. [21:56] <Bokor> (is it hostile or just scared?)
  174. [21:56] <Paradox> Just scared
  175. 01[21:57] <Dr_Floyd> (oh man, this reminds me of another game)
  176. [21:57] <Bokor> "what's got you in such a frit, little one? and...where did your mushroom go?"
  177. 01[21:57] <Dr_Floyd> (our sinjoh session last week, i took the mushrooms of a paras)
  178. 01[21:57] <Dr_Floyd> (and he said FREE AT LAST)
  179. 01[21:57] <Dr_Floyd> (then i ate it and tripped balls)
  180. 01[21:58] <Dr_Floyd> "A paras vizout zhe parasitic mushroom! Another rarity!"
  181. [21:58] <Paradox> The Paras desperately chitchitchits at Bokor.
  182. [21:58] <Bokor> "I think we gathered that much," says Bokor as he draws his mace...
  183. [21:58] <Bokor> "but what exactly?"
  184. [21:58] <Tsvai> "You'd think it'd -want- to be free of a parasite."
  185. [21:59] <Paradox> Suddenly you notice lots of glowing eyes upon your group.
  186. [21:59] <Alcyone> "Bokor, don't scare the poor thing."
  187. [21:59] <Bokor> "oh, I'd suggest the rest of you withdraw a partner."  His eyes flicker, and Ein is channeled~
  188. [21:59] <Tsvai> "Hey! What are you doing?"
  189. [21:59] <Paradox> A large parasect, two shroomish, and two sickly looking white paras surround the group.
  190. 01[21:59] <Dr_Floyd> "Zis cave... *Sigh*"
  191. 06[22:00] * Alcyone probably still has Jormun wrapped around her neck so let's go with him
  192. [22:00] <Bokor> "Lebowski, let's try this again," he says as he pounds the mace into his hand, tauntingly.
  193. 06[22:00] * Dr_Floyd lets Quetzacoatl out of his ball. "Vell, 'ere ve go!"
  194. [22:01] <Paradox> Jormun slides smoothly off Alcyone's shoulders, and comes between Alcyone and the shrooms.
  195. [22:01] <Paradox> (dex / speeds)
  196. [22:01] <Bokor> (10 / 11)
  197. [22:02] <Tsvai> (24 / 11 )
  198. [22:02] <Alcyone> (8/17)
  199. 03[22:02] * Paradox changes topic to 'Tsvai > Wyl > Bob > Floyd |'
  200. 01[22:02] <Dr_Floyd> (10/5)
  201. [22:02] <Paradox> Lebowski and Ein roll off
  202. [22:02] <Bokor> 1d20
  203. [22:02] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, 1d20: 4 [1d20=4]
  204. [22:03] <Tsvai> 1d20
  205. [22:03] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, 1d20: 15 [1d20=15]
  206. 01[22:03] <Dr_Floyd> (what about alcy?)
  207. [22:04] <Alcyone> (what about me)
  208. 03[22:05] * Paradox changes topic to 'Tsvai > Wyl > Bob > Floyd | Amoongus  20 > Jormun 17 > Ein 11 > Lebowski 11 > Shroomish 6 > Quetzal 5 > Paras 3'
  209. [22:05] <Paradox> Tsvai's turn!
  210. [22:05] <Alcyone> (oh, that's what's about me)
  211. 03[22:06] * Paradox changes topic to 'Tsvai > Wyl > Bob > Floyd > Alcyone | Amoongus  20 > Jormun 17 > Ein 11 > Lebowski 11 > Shroomish 6 > Quetzal 5 > Paras 3'
  212. [22:06] <Paradox> (durr)
  213. 06[22:06] * Tsvai extends her shock whip, looking for a target!
  214. [22:06] <Tsvai> "Let me at 'em, let me at 'em!"
  215. [22:07] <Bokor> (is it a parascect or an amoongus)
  216. 06[22:07] * Tsvai goes right for the Amoongus!
  217. [22:07] <Tsvai> 1d20 Shocking!
  218. [22:07] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, Shocking!: 18 [1d20=18]
  219. [22:07] <Bokor> (btw, Ein will get +2d8 dmg on his turn)
  220. 01[22:07] <Dr_Floyd> (wait fuck)
  221. [22:07] <Bokor> (so will Quetz)
  222. [22:07] <Tsvai> 4d10+7 electric damage
  223. [22:07] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, electric damage: 21 [4d10=4,4,2,4]
  224. 01[22:07] <Dr_Floyd> (quet's speed is 19)
  225. 01[22:08] <Dr_Floyd> (confused with Ceratops')
  226. 03[22:08] * Paradox changes topic to 'Tsvai > Wyl > Bob > Floyd > Alcyone | Amoongus  20 > Quetz 19 > Jormun 17 > Ein 11 > Lebowski 11 > Shroomish 6  > Paras 3'
  227. [22:08] <Paradox> (I thought that seemed odd)
  228. [22:08] <Paradox> WHIP! Wyl's turn
  229. [22:08] <Paradox> Wyl does .. A THING
  230. [22:08] <Paradox> 1d20
  231. [22:08] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 14 [1d20=14]
  232. [22:08] <Paradox> Wyl did the thing!
  233. [22:08] <Tsvai> "Nice thing!"
  234. [22:09] <Paradox> 5d8+6
  235. [22:09] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 5d8+6: 33 [5d8=3,7,8,5,4]
  236. [22:09] <Paradox> Bob's turn!
  237. 01[22:09] <Dr_Floyd> (Wyl is Porky Minch)
  238. [22:09] <Bokor> Another eye flicker, and Quetz is channeled~ let the smarts and muscles floooow
  239. [22:09] <Bokor> "just stay still up there, little one," he says to the paras clinging to him.
  240. [22:10] <Paradox> Floyd's turn!
  241. 01[22:11] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20 attack Amoongus
  242. [22:11] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, attack Amoongus: 19 [1d20=19]
  243. 01[22:11] <Dr_Floyd> (Damn)
  244. 06[22:12] * Dr_Floyd whacks his cane at the giant Shroom!
  245. 01[22:12] <Dr_Floyd> 6d8+7 damage
  246. [22:12] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, damage: 39 [6d8=3,6,7,7,5,4]
  247. [22:12] <Paradox> Alcyone is up!
  248. 06[22:13] * Alcyone hurls a fireball at the amoongus!
  249. [22:13] <Alcyone> 1d20 lava plume
  250. [22:13] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, lava plume: 7 [1d20=7]
  251. [22:13] <Alcyone> (hit yn)
  252. [22:13] <Paradox> JUST HITS
  253. [22:13] <Alcyone> 5d10+8
  254. [22:13] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 5d10+8: 27 [5d10=4,9,3,1,2]
  255. [22:14] <Paradox> The amoongus is very nearly burnt to a crisp! It seems to be just barely hanging on
  256. [22:15] <Paradox> It looks straight at Wyl and releases a cloud of spores!
  257. [22:15] <Paradox> Wyl instantly falls alseep.
  258. [22:15] <Paradox> Quetzal!
  259. 01[22:15] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20 wing attack the paras
  260. [22:15] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, wing attack the paras: 18 [1d20=18]
  261. [22:16] <Tsvai> (( Dinnertime. Default to Tsvai's whip and Ein's tackle (Atk 14, all evasions at 1) for now ))
  262. [22:16] <Paradox> (you can hit both of them, roll again)
  263. 01[22:16] <Dr_Floyd> 3d10+2d8+17 lol quad damage
  264. [22:16] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, lol quad damage: 50 [3d10=8,10,2; 2d8=8,5]
  265. 01[22:16] <Dr_Floyd> roll 1d20 the other one
  266. [22:16] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, the other one: 15 [1d20=15]
  267. 01[22:16] <Dr_Floyd> 3d10+2d8+17 lol quad damage on this one too
  268. [22:16] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, lol quad damage on this one too: 53 [3d10=10,5,10; 2d8=7,4]
  269. [22:16] <Paradox> Quetzal takes both of the paras out in one fell swoop!
  270. [22:16] <Bokor> (that's two DST's made, to order)
  271. 01[22:16] <Dr_Floyd> (aww shit, dead shrooms)
  272. [22:16] <Paradox> Jormungandr!
  273. [22:17] <Alcyone> Jormungandr goes chomp on the amoongus.
  274. [22:18] <Alcyone> 1d20 ice fang
  275. [22:18] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, ice fang: 17 [1d20=17]
  276. [22:18] <Alcyone> 2d20+2d8+18
  277. [22:18] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 2d20+2d8+18: 50 [2d20=17,4; 2d8=8,3]
  278. [22:18] <Paradox> CHOMP CHOMP
  279. [22:18] <Paradox> Dead amoonguss
  280. [22:19] <Paradox> Ein tackles one of the remaining shroomish!
  281. [22:19] <Paradox> 1d20
  282. [22:19] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 19 [1d20=19]
  283. [22:19] <Paradox> 2d10+14
  284. [22:19] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 2d10+14: 25 [2d10=3,8]
  285. [22:20] <Paradox> Lebowski!
  286. [22:20] <Bokor> Lebowski rolls over to the shroomish, and hits it with his poisonous tail
  287. [22:20] <Bokor> 1d20
  288. [22:20] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, 1d20: 18 [1d20=18]
  289. [22:20] <Bokor> 4d6+2d8+12 rwar eat poison
  290. [22:20] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, rwar eat poison: 35 [4d6=1,5,3,1; 2d8=6,7]
  291. [22:21] <Paradox> The shroomish is down!
  292. [22:21] <Bokor> (holy fuck, that was a crit anyway, rofl)
  293. [22:21] <Bokor> (24+16+12 * 2)
  294. [22:21] <Paradox> The single remaining shroomish tries to headbutt Lebowski
  295. [22:21] <Paradox> 1d20
  296. [22:21] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 3 [1d20=3]
  297. 01[22:21] <Dr_Floyd> (did we just killed all the dudes in one turn?)
  298. 01[22:21] <Dr_Floyd> (oh)
  299. [22:22] <Paradox> wiff
  300. [22:22] <Bokor> Lebowski laughs at his feeble attempt
  301. [22:22] <Bokor> FEEEBLEE
  302. [22:22] <Paradox> 1d20
  303. [22:22] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 18 [1d20=18]
  304. [22:22] <Paradox> 4d10+7
  305. [22:22] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 4d10+7: 29 [4d10=7,4,6,5]
  306. [22:23] <Paradox> Tsvai lashes it with her whip!
  307. [22:23] <Alcyone> (hmm)
  308. [22:23] <Tsvai> (( Back. ))
  309. [22:23] <Alcyone> (I kinda want a shroomish)
  310. [22:23] <Alcyone> (anyone mind?)
  311. [22:23] <Tsvai> (( Go for it. ))
  312. [22:24] <Alcyone> (ok)
  313. 01[22:24] <Dr_Floyd> (go catch it)
  314. [22:24] <Paradox> Go ahead and roll it.
  315. [22:24] <Alcyone> 1d100 friend ball go go go
  316. [22:24] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, friend ball go go go: 47 [1d100=47]
  317. [22:25] <Paradox> The shroomish spins, deflecting the friend ball back at Alcyone.
  318. 06[22:25] * Alcyone has been friendzoned :C
  319. [22:25] <Alcyone> (is it broken?)
  320. [22:25] <Paradox> (yes)
  321. [22:25] <Alcyone> (mk)
  322. 06[22:26] * Alcyone will try again next turn >:
  323. [22:26] <Paradox> It looks pretty weak, it probably couldn't take another hit.
  324. [22:26] <Paradox> (Anyone else gonna throw a ball?)
  325. [22:26] <Tsvai> ( Nope. )
  326. [22:27] <Paradox> Well, skipping turns then so Alcyone can try again?
  327. [22:27] <Alcyone> (works for me)
  328. [22:27] <Alcyone> (unless he's gonna do somethin')
  329. [22:27] <Paradox> 1d20 it does something
  330. [22:27] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, it does something: 11 [1d20=11]
  331. [22:28] <Paradox> 1d8+2
  332. [22:28] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d8+2: 7 [1d8=5]
  333. [22:28] <Paradox> It tries to suck the life of out of Alcyone!
  334. [22:28] <Paradox> ... but not very well
  335. 06[22:29] * Alcyone bats another ball at it. :I
  336. [22:29] <Alcyone> 1d100
  337. [22:29] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 1d100: 33 [1d100=33]
  338. [22:29] <Paradox> The white shroomish is sucked up inside the ball.
  339. [22:29] <Paradox> ROLL
  340. [22:29] <Paradox> ROLL
  341. [22:29] <Paradox> ROLL
  342. [22:29] <Paradox> CLICK
  343. [22:30] <Alcyone> "Phew. You okay, Bokor?"
  344. 06[22:30] * Tsvai picks up the broken Friend Ball.
  345. [22:30] <Alcyone> "And your little friend?"
  346. 06[22:30] * Alcyone picks up the full friend ball.
  347. [22:30] <Tsvai> "Huh. Just a scratch. Hey, Ein. You alright, bud?"
  348. [22:30] <Tsvai> "Did that glowy-eye-thingy scare you?"
  349. 06[22:30] * Dr_Floyd turns to the asleep Wyl. "Vell, ve 'ave another casualty."
  350. 01[22:31] <Dr_Floyd> Quetza perches above Wyl and squeaks at him!
  351. 06[22:31] * Bokor shrugs "Not like I got hit....granted, what the hell was that about, little guy?"
  352. 01[22:31] <Dr_Floyd> *squawks
  353. [22:31] <Paradox> Level 11, Male, Effect Spore.
  354. 06[22:31] * Tsvai tinkers with the Poke Ball.
  355. [22:31] <Tsvai> 1d20+14 TN 16 to repair
  356. [22:31] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, TN 16 to repair: 23 [1d20=9]
  357. [22:31] <Alcyone> (oh man so tempting to name him truffles)
  358. [22:31] <Tsvai> ".....and I should just replace this hinge with a stick."
  359. [22:31] <Tsvai> "Hey, lady!"
  360. [22:32] <Alcyone> (he would be so |:< about it though)
  361. [22:32] <Alcyone> "Huh?"
  362. 06[22:32] * Tsvai tosses the Friend Ball underhand towards Alcyone.
  363. [22:32] <Bokor> "...hahah..oh wow you're serious aren't you."
  364. [22:32] <Alcyone> "No, it's okay. You can keep it, if you want."
  365. [22:32] <Alcyone> "I have plenty :3c"
  366. [22:32] <Tsvai> "Well, I can't really untoss it now." :(
  367. [22:32] <Bokor> "I'm really tempted to channel that shroomish you just caught now, Alcyone, this is too..."
  368. [22:32] <Bokor> "too..."
  369. [22:32] <Alcyone> "Huh?"
  370. 06[22:33] * Alcyone calls out the as of yet unnamed shroomish.
  371. 06[22:33] * Bokor coughs
  372. 06[22:33] * Tsvai shrugs.
  373. 01[22:33] <Dr_Floyd> "Vat are you talking about?"
  374. 06[22:33] * Bokor and tries to sound as serious as possible
  375. [22:33] <Bokor> "Those white ones are members of a necropolitian cult, it seems."
  376. 01[22:34] <Dr_Floyd> "A... Cult. Of Pokémon."
  377. [22:34] <Bokor> "An individual called the Grand Pavadour controls them."
  378. 06[22:34] * Tsvai picks the Friend Ball - and Ein - back up.
  379. [22:34] <Bokor> "Yes, mushroom zombie pokemon."
  380. 06[22:34] * Dr_Floyd lifts his eyebrow with suspicion.
  381. [22:34] <Bokor> "this...is going to be interesting..." he kneels down and his eyes flicker, and he channels the Shroomish
  382. [22:34] <Paradox> The shroomish comes out, and stares up at Alcyone with white, dead looking eyes. The part that would normally be a light brown is completely white, and there's no green spots.
  383. 01[22:34] <Dr_Floyd> "A... ZOMBIE MUSHROOM POKÉMON CULT."
  384. 06[22:35] * Tsvai squats, staring into the Shroomish's soulless eyes.
  385. 01[22:35] <Dr_Floyd> "Bloody 'ell, zis place is filled viz spores, und it seems you are under its effects, good sire!"
  386. 06[22:35] * Bokor winces in pain, grips his head and falls back.
  387. [22:35] <Tsvai> She stays in this position for a few seconds, gaining some personal enrichment from the connection, before asking the mushroom....
  388. [22:35] <Tsvai> "Pancake?"
  389. [22:35] <Bokor> "oh good lord..."
  390. [22:35] <Bokor> "ouadhklfah"
  391. 06[22:36] * Bokor tries to get back up...slowly...panting in pain.
  392. [22:36] <Alcyone> "Mr. Bokor!"
  393. [22:36] <Tsvai> "Guess not, then." :(
  394. 06[22:36] * Bokor his face goes...lifeless, and he speaks in monotone
  395. [22:36] <Tsvai> "....oh, hey. When did he fall over?"
  396. [22:36] <Bokor> " You are not welcome here. You should not have come. You will not leave with your lives."
  397. 03[22:36] * Mons is now known as Maxwell
  398. [22:37] <Alcyone> "We're just looking for a friend!"
  399. 06[22:37] * Dr_Floyd tries to drag Bokor out. "Ze spores! It's ze spores!"
  400. [22:37] <Tsvai> "Besides, you can't take our lives!"
  401. [22:37] <Tsvai> "That'd be stealing."
  402. [22:37] <Bokor> " I care not. You will join The Purpose. You will be MINE. SOON."
  403. 06[22:38] * Dr_Floyd slaps Bokor. "Snap out of it!"
  404. 06[22:38] * Bokor life returns to his eyes, and he winces in pain, "Mother of fuck!"
  405. 06[22:38] * Alcyone recalls Truffle like right away oh god
  406. 06[22:38] * Bokor pants, and backs up slowly...
  407. 01[22:38] <Dr_Floyd> (It was with the mechanic arm btw)
  408. [22:38] <Bokor> "what...just happened?"
  409. [22:38] <Tsvai> "Maaaaaaybe we should leave the little shroom behind."
  410. [22:39] <Tsvai> "It's making the old guy feel funny. And it doesn't even like pancakes, either!"
  411. [22:39] <Tsvai> "That's -always- a bad sign if you don't like pancakes."
  412. 01[22:39] <Dr_Floyd> "Vell, ze mushroos affected you. Must be an effect of ze cloud zey released."
  413. 01[22:39] <Dr_Floyd> "I believe ve must return and make masks before returning for Brick."
  414. [22:39] <Alcyone> "I'll keep it in its ball until I can figure out what to do with it. Maybe it's just one of the corrupted Pokemon."
  415. [22:39] <Bokor> "I...tried to tap into its mind...and now I got this killer headache...ugh..." he grabs his head in pain
  416. [22:40] <Alcyone> (hey dox, what's the nature on truffle)
  417. [22:40] <Paradox> (oh, uh)
  418. [22:40] <Tsvai> "You know, this makes me wonder what they're doing to Big Guy."
  419. [22:40] <Bokor> "Well, little fella," he says to the Paras, if it's still on him, "I guess this isn't as funny as I thought it was :I"
  420. [22:40] <Bokor> "Oh, I think we know very well what happened to Brick now."
  421. [22:40] <Paradox> Careful Nature
  422. [22:40] <Tsvai> "Possession samba?"
  423. [22:41] <Alcyone> "We'd...better keep going. I don't want to leave Brick down here any longer than we have to."
  424. [22:41] <Alcyone> "Anyone have a knife?"
  425. 01[22:41] <Dr_Floyd> (undead nature)
  426. 06[22:41] * Bokor offers his carving knife...
  427. [22:41] <Bokor> "Ain't much, other then that I just got my machette"
  428. 06[22:41] * Tsvai extends a sharp blade from her glove.
  429. [22:42] <Tsvai> "Gotcha covered. I love this thing!"
  430. 01[22:42] <Dr_Floyd> "It's not saf... *Sigh* Your call, fräulein."
  431. [22:42] <Bokor> "Yeah, I take back my comments, little one.  Jesus christ, strong voodoo here," he mutters to the paras.
  432. 01[22:42] <Dr_Floyd> (why bokor keeps saying jesus if he's a pagan)
  433. 06[22:42] * Alcyone pulls off her mantle and starts shredding it into roughly bandana-sized squares.
  434. [22:42] <Bokor> (it's a saying, i didn't give it much thought.)
  435. [22:42] <Alcyone> (because in poketrian christianity is pagan)
  436. [22:43] <Alcyone> (either that or he picked it up)
  437. 01[22:43] <Dr_Floyd> (makes sense)
  438. [22:43] <Bokor> (not to mention, he's been living with emperials for 50 years, yeah.)
  439. [22:43] <Alcyone> "This should be thick enough to keep most of the spores out."
  440. [22:43] <Tsvai> "Well, wouldn't that depend on the size of the spores?"
  441. [22:43] <Tsvai> "That might just be keeping out dust with chicken wire."
  442. 06[22:44] * Bokor just puts his mask back on and raises his hood...
  443. 06[22:44] * Tsvai puts her goggles on, and adjusts the brim of her hat.
  444. [22:44] <Alcyone> "Well, like I said, it's a perfectly good mantle. Nice and sturdy."
  445. 06[22:44] * Alcyone considers.
  446. [22:44] <Alcyone> "Was."
  447. [22:44] <Tsvai> "Well, potential chicken wire's better than no chicken wire! Give it here."
  448. 06[22:45] * Dr_Floyd puts the mask. "It's not very sanitary, but... It can vork."
  449. 06[22:45] * Bokor looks down to Lebowski, "You probably think this entire ordeal is just hilarious, don't you?"
  450. [22:45] <Paradox> He whirls around in place.
  451. [22:46] <Tsvai> "Need one for Ein, too, assuming he won't just chew the thing up."
  452. 06[22:46] * Tsvai ties one mask around Ein's huge mouth.
  453. 06[22:46] * Alcyone tosses Tsvai a piece of the mantle (her favorite mantle ;_;) and attempts to tie one on Molchick as well.
  454. 06[22:46] * Bokor seems eager to move on, despite his head pulsing with ouchies :I
  455. 06[22:46] * Tsvai then puts on her own mask.
  456. [22:47] <Paradox> Perception cheeeecks
  457. [22:47] <Bokor> 1d20+8
  458. [22:47] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, 1d20+8: 24 [1d20=16]
  459. 01[22:47] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20+2 not again
  460. [22:47] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, not again: 7 [1d20=5]
  461. [22:47] <Alcyone> 1d20
  462. [22:47] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 1d20: 12 [1d20=12]
  463. [22:47] <Tsvai> 1d20-1 Percep-what?
  464. [22:47] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, Percep-what?: 5 [1d20=6]
  465. [22:47] <Paradox> Lebowski looks around.
  466. [22:48] <Bokor> "..."
  467. [22:48] <Bokor> "oh, fuck."
  468. [22:48] <Bokor> "Wyl's missing."
  469. 03[22:48] * Maxwell is now known as Mons
  470. [22:48] <Alcyone> "Wasn't he just RIGHT THERE?"
  471. [22:48] <Bokor> "Lebowski pointed it out to me...I'm not sure..."
  472. 01[22:48] <Dr_Floyd> "'e vas asleep!"
  473. 01[22:49] <Dr_Floyd> "'ow did 'e left ze place?"
  474. [22:49] <Tsvai> "Something got him, then."
  475. [22:49] <Bokor> "Um, if I had to guess, those" he points at shrooms, shrooms everywhere.
  476. [22:49] <Tsvai> "Or he's a zombie. That's the more interesting case, but it's probably not the right answer."
  477. [22:49] <Bokor> "Okay, little one, just what the hell happened here, since we'renow in this together."
  478. [22:49] <Bokor> "who is this grand paravour"
  479. 06[22:50] * Bokor chats away with the paras
  480. [22:50] <Alcyone> "Anyway, make sure that everyone who's out has their face covered."
  481. [22:50] <Bokor> "I...that actually makes"
  482. [22:50] <Bokor> "too much sense."
  483. 06[22:50] * Alcyone finally finished tying a mask around Molchick's beak.
  484. 01[22:50] <Dr_Floyd> "Pfaw, zombies."
  485. [22:50] <Bokor> "sorry, Lebowski, I need an expert on these matters..."
  486. 06[22:51] * Bokor withdraws Lebowski, releases Vodun, snap, channeled.
  487. [22:51] <Paradox> The Molchick looks a bit annoyed by the cloth that's basically wrapped around his beak, but doesn't attempt to take it off.
  488. 03[22:51] * Garlyle has joined #PoketrianOdyssey
  489. [22:51] <Tsvai> "What about The Purpose or whatever?"
  490. [22:51] <Bokor> "We got an exorcism to do, on a mushroom.  I wish I was making this up."
  491. 06[22:51] * Dr_Floyd cannot cover Quetzal's mouth with the rag, so he recalls it.
  492. 01[22:51] <Dr_Floyd> (Goddamnit gabe)
  493. [22:52] <Bokor> "It seems a ghost has possessed a mushroom, and has caused all this."
  494. [22:52] <Tsvai> "Ein, bud, how you holding up?"
  495. [22:52] <Bokor> (ahahahha, we're fucked.)
  496. [22:52] <Alcyone> "We've got to - wait, what?"
  497. 01[22:52] <Dr_Floyd> (you came just when we just lost you)
  498. [22:52] <Tsvai> THe Gible gnaws on the cloth, but still has it on.
  499. [22:52] <Bokor> "Little one, is The Purpose just his cult? or does it have something higher in meaning?"
  500. 01[22:52] <Dr_Floyd> "Zere are no zombies und ghosts, for... Oh forget it."
  501. [22:54] <Bokor> "hm...fair enough."
  502. 06[22:54] * Bokor digs through his bags for a ward tag. "Let's find this little shit, and send him back to the afterlife."
  503. [22:55] <Alcyone> "We don't have time for discussion! We've got to find Wyl and Brick!"
  504. [22:55] <Bokor> "Aye."
  505. [22:55] <Bokor> "Let's get movin'"
  506. 01[22:55] <Dr_Floyd> "Vyl must 'ave not gone much farther. It 'as been only a couple of minutes."
  507. 01[22:55] <Dr_Floyd> "If ve 'urry, ve might find 'im."
  508. [22:55] <Paradox> The Paras points further in with one of its claws.
  509. 06[22:56] * Alcyone CHARGES FORTH
  510. 06[22:56] * Tsvai MARCHES, with Ein waddling behind.
  511. 06[22:56] * Bokor thinks for a second, first, apologizes to Vodun, and dismisses him for kasim instead. "Let's go, Kasim, we got a ghost to hunt."
  512. [22:56] <Bokor> and then follows~
  513. 06[22:57] * Dr_Floyd GOES THROUGH.
  514. [22:58] <Bokor> "The paras warns us that this isn't a very large cave."
  515. [22:58] <Bokor> "and we'll be upon it soon..."
  516. [22:58] <Paradox> RUSTLE RUSTLE
  517. [22:58] <Tsvai> "Hm.....ghost, huh. I've got a good idea, then."
  518. [22:59] <Bokor> (would I immediately notice it due to I See Dead People?)
  519. 06[22:59] * Tsvai takes the mantle rag off Ein's mouth, and recalls him.
  520. [22:59] <Tsvai> "Junijunijuni, let's do this!"
  521. [23:00] <Paradox> RUSTLE RUSTLE
  522. 06[23:00] * Alcyone tenses.
  523. [23:00] <Tsvai> "Put this on," she says to the oddly colored Mawile. "We've got company and spores."
  524. [23:00] <Paradox> Suddenly Brick, two parasect, two breloom stop out.
  525. [23:00] <Paradox> step*
  526. [23:01] <Tsvai> ".....maybe this wasn't such a good idea!"
  527. [23:01] <Bokor> "hm, the bad news is, I can't put Brick to sleep.  Tried before, doesn't work :I"
  528. 01[23:01] <Dr_Floyd> "Zere is Bri-Vait"
  529. 01[23:01] <Dr_Floyd> "Vhy is 'e viz se funguses?"
  530. 03[23:02] * Paradox changes topic to 'Tsvai > Wyl > Brick >  Bob > Floyd > Alcyone |'
  531. [23:02] <Paradox> The babby Moltres hops out in front of Alcyone
  532. [23:02] <Paradox> SQUAWK SQUAWK
  533. [23:03] <Bokor> "I'll let you figure that out..." says Bokor as he bends down to Kasim, "aim for the plants, I'll handle Brick."
  534. [23:03] <Bokor> (12 speed)
  535. 06[23:03] * Alcyone uses Jormy again :>
  536. 06[23:03] * Dr_Floyd lets Shorty out. "Time for us to vake zat fool up!"
  537. 06[23:03] * Tsvai tries to swap back out for Ein again. Curse these disadvantages!
  538. 01[23:03] <Dr_Floyd> (18 speed)
  539. [23:04] <Tsvai> (If I can, Ein has 11 speed.)
  540. 06[23:04] * Bokor starts to chant something, as he channels Shorty and Ein. "Let us act as one."
  541. [23:04] <Bokor> (+2d8's, yayifications)
  542. 06[23:05] * Tsvai ties the mantle rag back on. Indecision can be a silly thing sometimes.
  543. 03[23:05] * Paradox changes topic to 'Tsvai > Wyl > Brick >  Bob > Floyd > Alcyone | Shorty 18 > Jorm 17 > Breloom 13 >  Kasim 12 > Ein 11 > Parasect 9'
  544. [23:06] <Paradox> Tsvai's turn!
  545. 06[23:06] * Tsvai uncoils the shock whip, and lashes out at the Breloom!
  546. [23:06] <Tsvai> 1d20 Voltage!
  547. [23:06] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, Voltage!: 20 [1d20=20]
  548. [23:06] <Tsvai> 47 electric damage. It begins anew!
  549. [23:07] <Paradox> ZAP!
  550. 01[23:08] <Dr_Floyd> (wait)
  551. 01[23:08] <Dr_Floyd> (Wyl)
  552. [23:08] <Paradox> Wyl comes out from between the mushroom stalks, and shoots at Tsvai.
  553. [23:08] <Paradox> 1d20
  554. [23:08] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 5 [1d20=5]
  555. [23:08] <Paradox> whiff
  556. 01[23:08] <Dr_Floyd> (oh lol that answers my question)
  557. [23:08] <Tsvai> "Hey! Watch it - those things are -sharp!-"
  558. [23:08] <Paradox> Brick rushes forth silently, holding up his sword and bringing it down on Jorm
  559. [23:08] <Paradox> 1d20
  560. [23:08] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 9 [1d20=9]
  561. [23:09] <Paradox> 3d20+15
  562. [23:09] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 3d20+15: 45 [3d20=18,9,3]
  563. 01[23:09] <Dr_Floyd> (oh shit)
  564. [23:09] <Alcyone> (D:)
  565. [23:10] <Alcyone> (...exactly 0 hp)
  566. [23:11] <Bokor> Bokor palms the voodoo doll, and stares at Brick while driving pins through its legs (paralzye)
  567. [23:11] <Bokor> 1d20
  568. [23:11] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, 1d20: 2 [1d20=2]
  569. [23:11] <Bokor> (durr)
  570. [23:11] <Paradox> Brick seems unimpressed.
  571. [23:11] <Paradox> Floyd!
  572. 01[23:12] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20 punch Wyl
  573. [23:12] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, punch Wyl: 4 [1d20=4]
  574. 06[23:12] * Dr_Floyd tries to connect a punch on Wyl's face, but misses!
  575. 06[23:12] * Alcyone fires off a Thunder Wave at Brick!
  576. 03[23:13] * The_Falcon has joined #PoketrianOdyssey
  577. [23:13] <Paradox> (oh great timing)
  578. [23:14] <The_Falcon> (yay?)
  579. [23:15] <Paradox> Brick is paralyzed!
  580. 03[23:15] * The_Falcon is now known as Brick
  581. [23:15] <Brick> (oohhhh, more strength)
  582. [23:15] <Paradox> (also, you just got thunder wave'd)
  583. 01[23:16] <Dr_Floyd> (Shorty's turn?)
  584. [23:16] <Paradox> GOGO Shorty!
  585. 01[23:16] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20 Icy wind at Parasect and maximum enemies possible
  586. [23:16] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, Icy wind at Parasect and maximum enemies possible: 5 [1d20=5]
  587. [23:17] <Alcyone> (oh, can I send out a Pokemon during my turn too, or too late?)
  588. 01[23:17] <Dr_Floyd> (hit or miss?)
  589. [23:17] <Paradox> (He's already out technically)
  590. [23:17] <Paradox> shorty hits the two parasect!
  591. [23:17] <Alcyone> (oh well, okay then I will use molchick :B)
  592. [23:18] <Paradox> damage?
  593. 01[23:18] <Dr_Floyd> roll 3d10+2d8+15 quad damage again
  594. [23:18] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, quad damage again: 41 [3d10=7,8,5; 2d8=1,5]
  595. [23:19] <Paradox> COLD
  596. [23:19] <Paradox> brelooms are up!
  597. [23:19] <Brick> !dm9001 lastlines #100
  598. [23:20] <Paradox> 1d20;1d20 Alcyone/Floyd
  599. [23:20] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 10 [1d20=10]; Alcyone/Floyd: 7 [1d20=7]
  600. 01[23:20] <Dr_Floyd> "I'd say... It's Ice to meet you again, Brick."
  601. [23:20] <Alcyone> ":I"
  602. [23:20] <Paradox> 3d10+19
  603. [23:20] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 3d10+19: 36 [3d10=9,2,6]
  604. [23:20] <Paradox> PUNCH PUNCH
  605. [23:20] <Paradox> The brelooms punch Alcyone and Floyd!
  606. [23:21] <Paradox> Kasim is up
  607. [23:21] <Bokor> Kasim charges the Breelooms and charges up a heat wave
  608. [23:21] <Alcyone> "Ow."
  609. [23:21] <Bokor> 1d20
  610. [23:21] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, 1d20: 4 [1d20=4]
  611. [23:21] <Bokor> (welp.)
  612. [23:23] <Bokor> (it's ac4, unless these things are totally HP/attack, I missed )
  613. [23:23] <Paradox> (miss)
  614. [23:24] <Paradox> (Ein - Tsvai)
  615. [23:24] <Tsvai> Ein charges the Breloom that Tsvai whipped!
  616. [23:24] <Tsvai> 1d20 headbuttan
  617. [23:24] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, headbuttan: 12 [1d20=12]
  618. [23:24] <Tsvai> 2d10+14+2d8 damage
  619. [23:24] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, damage: 42 [2d10=9,10; 2d8=7,2]
  620. [23:25] <Tsvai> Tsvai then attempts to finish off the same one.
  621. [23:25] <Tsvai> 1d20 Electrifying!
  622. [23:25] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, Electrifying!: 18 [1d20=18]
  623. [23:25] <Tsvai> 4d10+7 electric damage
  624. [23:25] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, electric damage: 40 [4d10=8,10,8,7]
  625. 03[23:26] * Paradox changes topic to 'Tsvai > Wyl > Brick >  Bob > Floyd > Alcyone | Shorty 18 > Molchik 17 > Breloom 13 >  Kasim 12 > Ein 11 > Parasect 9'
  626. [23:26] <Paradox> (you skipped the parasects, silly!)
  627. [23:27] <Paradox> (also hang on sorry, I'm trying to do this and talk on the phone at the same time and it's NOT WORKING)
  628. [23:27] <Tsvai> ( I thought they were down. D: )
  629. [23:28] <Paradox> The parasects turn on the Gible >:[
  630. [23:29] <Paradox> 2#1d20 Gible/Tsvai
  631. [23:29] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, Gible/Tsvai: 20 [1d20=20], 2 [1d20=2]
  632. [23:29] <Tsvai> (( D: ))
  633. [23:29] <Paradox> The parasect that rushes Tsvai misses utterly, but the other one strikes true!
  634. [23:30] <Paradox> 56 damage to Gible, and poisoned.
  635. 01[23:30] <Dr_Floyd> (parasect have double weakness against icy wind, they should have been knocked out :V)
  636. 01[23:30] <Dr_Floyd> (Also is  brick paralyzed?)
  637. [23:30] <Brick> (yes)
  638. [23:30] <Paradox> (No, they're just regular weak to icy wind)
  639. [23:30] <Paradox> (bug is not weak to ice)
  640. [23:30] <Paradox> (they're double weak to flying and fire, not ice)
  641. 01[23:30] <Dr_Floyd> (oh i see)
  642. [23:31] <Paradox> Anyway, I'll let Tsvai keep her rolls!
  643. [23:31] <Paradox> Wyl's turn!
  644. [23:31] <Paradox> He turns, and heals Brick of his paralysis
  645. [23:31] <Paradox> Brick is up
  646. [23:31] <Brick> (:V)
  647. 01[23:32] <Dr_Floyd> (FUCK)
  648. [23:32] <Brick> 1d20 Slash on boss lady
  649. [23:32] <DiceMaid-9001> Brick, Slash on boss lady: 7 [1d20=7]
  650. [23:32] <Tsvai> ( D: Ein's KO'd )
  651. [23:32] <Garlyle> (This is the wonderful part where I inform Dox I don't think I can actually do that)
  652. [23:32] <Tsvai> "Ein! EIN!"
  653. [23:32] <Paradox> (Yes you can, your gun has refresh)
  654. [23:32] <Brick> 3d20
  655. [23:32] <DiceMaid-9001> Brick, 3d20: 26 [3d20=7,13,6]
  656. [23:32] <Garlyle> (Oh--damnit)
  657. [23:33] <Alcyone> "Ow!"
  658. 01[23:33] <Dr_Floyd> (Shouldn't it cure him from brainwashing?)
  659. [23:33] <Garlyle> (...That would be a great accidental side effect)
  660. [23:33] <Paradox> (not a status ailment :B)
  661. 01[23:33] <Dr_Floyd> (D:)
  662. 06[23:33] * Brick grimaces at Alcyone and then whips his sword around in a firy slash
  663. [23:33] <Paradox> Bob's turn
  664. [23:34] <Brick> (oh yea, +17 so 43)
  665. 01[23:34] <Dr_Floyd> "You little psychopath, snap out of zis!"
  666. [23:34] <Alcyone> (ow, jesus)
  667. 06[23:35] * Brick flicks his gaze over at Floyd
  668. 06[23:35] * Bokor marches over to one of the parasects and bonks it with his mace, iron head!
  669. [23:35] <Bokor> 1d20
  670. [23:35] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, 1d20: 1 [1d20=1]
  671. [23:35] <Bokor> (hurr)
  672. [23:35] <Paradox> noep
  673. [23:35] <Brick> (duuur)
  674. [23:35] <Paradox> FLOYD
  675. 01[23:36] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20 Glaive Wyl
  676. [23:36] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, Glaive Wyl: 13 [1d20=13]
  677. 01[23:37] <Dr_Floyd> 6d8+7 lol
  678. [23:37] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, lol: 33 [6d8=1,1,8,3,8,5]
  679. 06[23:37] * Dr_Floyd whaps Wyl's face with his cane. "Vake up!"
  680. [23:37] <Paradox> BONK! Wyl no wakey though :<
  681. [23:37] <Paradox> Alcyone!
  682. [23:38] <Alcyone> 1d20 oh god whirlpool on GETTING BRICK THE FUCK AWAY FROM HER
  683. [23:38] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, oh god whirlpool on GETTING BRICK THE FUCK AWAY FROM HER: 18 [1d20=18]
  684. [23:38] <Alcyone> 2d10+8
  685. [23:38] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 2d10+8: 20 [2d10=6,6]
  686. [23:38] <Alcyone> 1d4+1
  687. [23:38] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 1d4+1: 4 [1d4=3]
  688. [23:38] <Paradox> Brick is TRAPPED! :O
  689. 06[23:39] * Brick grimaces and stares at  the wall of water
  690. [23:39] <Paradox> SHORTY
  691. 01[23:40] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20 shadow ball Brick
  692. [23:40] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, shadow ball Brick: 9 [1d20=9]
  693. [23:40] <Paradox> Dr_Floyd stop making terrible bear puns and geti n here
  694. 01[23:41] <Dr_Floyd> 5d10+2d8+15 damage
  695. [23:41] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, damage: 46 [5d10=4,1,5,5,8; 2d8=7,1]
  696. [23:42] <Alcyone> Molchick flaps its wings and CHARGES at the Breloom!
  697. [23:42] <Alcyone> 1d20 wing attack
  698. [23:42] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, wing attack: 6 [1d20=6]
  699. [23:42] <Alcyone> (:c)
  700. [23:42] <Paradox> That JUST hits. Also it's a pass :O
  701. [23:43] <Alcyone> 3d10+1d8+15 flapflap
  702. [23:43] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, flapflap: 48 [3d10=10,5,10; 1d8=8]
  703. [23:45] <Paradox> hgggn it's JUST knocked out
  704. [23:45] <Alcyone> Molchick STRUTS
  705. 03[23:45] * Paradox changes topic to 'Tsvai > Wyl > Brick >  Bob > Floyd > Alcyone | Shorty 18 > Molchik 17 >  Kasim 12 > Ein 11 > Parasect 9'
  706. [23:45] <Paradox> Kasim :O
  707. [23:46] <Bokor> Kasim spits a fireball at one of the parasects
  708. [23:46] <Bokor> 1d20 ember acc
  709. [23:46] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, ember acc: 10 [1d20=10]
  710. [23:46] <Bokor> 2d10+1d8+1d8+13
  711. [23:46] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, 2d10+1d8+1d8+13: 31 [2d10=4,2; 1d8=5; 1d8=7]
  712. [23:48] <Paradox> That JUST manages to knock out one of the Paresect as well.
  713. [23:48] <Paradox> Which now takes its turn
  714. [23:48] <Paradox> or rather, the other one
  715. [23:48] <Paradox> 1d20
  716. [23:48] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 6 [1d20=6]
  717. [23:48] <Paradox> SLASH on Kasim if that hits AC2
  718. [23:48] <Paradox> 2d20+16
  719. [23:48] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 2d20+16: 34 [2d20=14,4]
  720. [23:48] <Bokor> yup
  721. [23:49] <Paradox> Tsvai is up!
  722. 06[23:49] * Tsvai quickly recalls Ein D:
  723. [23:49] <Tsvai> "Goro, help us out!"
  724. 06[23:50] * Tsvai releases a Dewoot, sword-shells at the ready.
  725. [23:50] <Tsvai> Dewott, even.
  726. [23:50] <Tsvai> (( Can I still attack? ))
  727. [23:50] <Paradox> (you could have recalled ein last turn and then thrown out Goro this turn, so yeah sure)
  728. 03[23:50] * Paradox changes topic to 'Tsvai > Wyl > Brick >  Bob > Floyd > Alcyone | Shorty 18 > Molchik 17 >  Kasim 12 > Goro 10  > Parasect 9'
  729. 06[23:50] * Tsvai then attempts to knock out the remaining parasect!
  730. [23:51] <Tsvai> 1d20 Bam!
  731. [23:51] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, Bam!: 12 [1d20=12]
  732. [23:51] <Tsvai> 4d10+7 Electric
  733. [23:51] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, Electric: 21 [4d10=7,2,4,1]
  734. [23:51] <Brick> ...(split)
  735. [23:51] <Paradox> You can't hop over to split the damage, you're trapped!
  736. [23:51] <Alcyone> (:3c)
  737. [23:51] <Brick> (daw)
  738. [23:52] <Paradox> Wyl fires at Alcyone
  739. [23:52] <Paradox> 1d20
  740. [23:52] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 17 [1d20=17]
  741. [23:52] <Alcyone> "OW"
  742. [23:52] <Paradox> 5d8+6
  743. [23:52] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 5d8+6: 28 [5d8=1,7,5,5,4]
  744. [23:53] <Alcyone> (if anyone has healing I could sort of use some)
  745. [23:53] <Paradox> Brick's turn
  746. [23:53] <Tsvai> ( Only herbal items. :( )
  747. [23:53] <Bokor> (nope.)
  748. 01[23:53] <Dr_Floyd> (have potions)
  749. 06[23:53] * Brick grimaces at the wall of water.
  750. 01[23:53] <Dr_Floyd> (but i don't think it'll be of use)
  751. [23:54] <Brick> Alcyone:<Give in, the collective will triumph> (aura mind)
  752. [23:54] <Alcyone> 1d20 lol whirlpool damage lol
  753. [23:54] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, lol whirlpool damage lol: 13 [1d20=13]
  754. 06[23:54] * Brick ignores the water as it rushes around his body
  755. [23:55] <Paradox> (you dont apply defenses to whirlpool/firespin damage, so it actually DOES hurt Brick)
  756. 06[23:55] * Dr_Floyd attacks Wyl again. "Let ze Fräulein alone!" :I
  757. [23:55] <Brick> (doh, well he pretends that it don't hurt)
  758. 01[23:55] <Dr_Floyd> (oh derp bob's turn sorry)
  759. [23:56] <Paradox> Bokor!
  760. [23:56] <Paradox> (also, does anyone else think 'Bokor' sounds roughly like the sound a surprised chicken might make? :B)
  761. 06[23:56] * Bokor swings at the remaining parasect, die you monster!
  762. [23:56] <Alcyone> (bokawwww)
  763. [23:56] <Bokor> 2#1d20 gear grind
  764. [23:56] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, gear grind: 6 [1d20=6], 1 [1d20=1]
  765. [23:56] <Bokor> (w.t.f.)
  766. [23:56] <Paradox> (the 6 hits actually)
  767. [23:56] <Bokor> 4d6+8 fucking dicemaid.
  768. [23:56] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, fucking dicemaid.: 22 [4d6=6,3,1,4]
  769. [23:57] <Paradox> The Parasect seems to JUST be hanging on!
  770. 06[23:57] * Alcyone calls up another wall of water around Wyl!
  771. [23:57] <Alcyone> 1d20 whirrrrlpool
  772. [23:57] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, whirrrrlpool: 18 [1d20=18]
  773. [23:57] <Alcyone> 2d10+6
  774. [23:57] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 2d10+6: 18 [2d10=10,2]
  775. 01[23:57] <Dr_Floyd> (wait)
  776. [23:57] <Alcyone> 1d4+5
  777. [23:57] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 1d4+5: 7 [1d4=2]
  778. 01[23:57] <Dr_Floyd> (you skipped me)
  779. 01[23:58] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20 attack Wyl
  780. [23:58] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, attack Wyl: 6 [1d20=6]
  781. [23:58] <Alcyone> (sorry, I saw you attacking earlier and you didn't actually roll it)
  782. [23:58] <Paradox> misss
  783. [23:58] <Alcyone> anyway 1d4+1
  784. [23:58] <Alcyone> 1d4+1 drp
  785. [23:58] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, drp: 5 [1d4=4]
  786. [23:58] <Alcyone> Wyl is trapped for five turns!
  787. [23:59] <Paradox> Dr_Floyd, paging Dr_Floyd to the SHORTYS TURN ward!
  788. 01[23:59] <Dr_Floyd> The Froslass shoots another gust of wind at the Parasects!
  789. 01[23:59] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20 icy wind
  790. [23:59] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, icy wind: 7 [1d20=7]
  791. Session Time: Wed Jun 08 00:00:00 2011
  792. [00:00] <Paradox> hits
  793. 01[00:00] <Dr_Floyd> 3d10+15+2d8
  794. [00:00] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, 3d10+15+2d8: 45 [3d10=7,8,10; 2d8=4,1]
  795. [00:01] <Paradox> The parasect goes down!
  796. 03[00:01] * Paradox changes topic to 'Tsvai > Wyl > Brick >  Bob > Floyd > Alcyone | Shorty 18 > Molchik 17 >  Kasim 12 > Goro 10'
  797. [00:01] <Alcyone> "Wyl! Brick! Snap out of it!"
  798. 06[00:01] * Brick staaaaaaaaares
  799. [00:01] <Paradox> <THEY WILL NOT SNAP OUT OF IT. THEY HAVE JOINED THE PURPOSE. THEY ARE MINE>
  800. [00:01] <Alcyone> Molchick sips back and forth, increasing its speed!
  801. [00:02] <Alcyone> agility!
  802. [00:02] <Alcyone> "Show yourself!"
  803. [00:02] <Alcyone> "I am Alcyone di Cimeries of the Light Company, and I will not let you have my employees!"
  804. [00:02] <Bokor> "I think I'd of seen it if it was near us..."
  805. [00:02] <Bokor> "hm?"
  806. [00:02] <Bokor> "oh, there you are..."
  807. [00:03] <Paradox> A chill runs through your spine, and from the mushroom stalks comes out a large parasect.
  808. 01[00:03] <Dr_Floyd> "Zey are too much inebriated! Ve must knock zem down!"
  809. [00:03] <Paradox> At least, that's what it looks like at first glance
  810. 01[00:03] <Dr_Floyd> "Oh zat's vhy ze monkeys weren't down further..."
  811. [00:03] <Bokor> "Kasim, go" orders bokor, pointing in the direction of this...dark feeling.
  812. [00:04] <Bokor> he runs forward, trying to find the source
  813. [00:04] <Paradox> The parasect's husk of a body is clearly very dead; it looks thin and brittle and sickly white.  The mushroom coming from its back is gigantic, and four tendrils come out from under its hood
  814. [00:04] <Paradox> It seems to just sort of be floating
  815. [00:04] <Alcyone> (oh christ)
  816. [00:05] <Bokor> "show it we mean business"
  817. 03[00:05] * Paradox changes topic to 'Tsvai > Wyl > Brick >  Bob > Floyd > Alcyone > Paravore | Shorty 18 > Molchik 17 > Paravore 13 >  Kasim 12 > Goro 10'
  818. 03[00:05] * Paradox changes topic to 'Tsvai > Wyl > Brick >  Bob > Floyd > Alcyone > Paravore | Molchick 25 > Shorty 18 >  Paravore 13 >  Kasim 12 > Goro 10'
  819. 01[00:05] <Dr_Floyd> (SHEDINSECT)
  820. 01[00:06] <Dr_Floyd> "Vell, it 'as been a pleasure to serve viz you, gentlemen."
  821. [00:06] <Bokor> (confused whose turn it is?)
  822. [00:06] <Brick> (everyones, go)
  823. [00:06] <Alcyone> (It's paravore's I believe)
  824. 01[00:06] <Dr_Floyd> (question: the tendrils... where are they going to?)
  825. [00:07] <Paradox> It looks straight at Shorty, and unleashes a wave of ominous energy!
  826. [00:07] <Paradox> 1d20
  827. [00:07] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 19 [1d20=19]
  828. 01[00:07] <Dr_Floyd> (D:)
  829. [00:07] <Paradox> 3d10+18
  830. [00:07] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 3d10+18: 43 [3d10=8,7,10]
  831. [00:07] <Paradox> 2d8
  832. [00:07] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 2d8: 16 [2d8=8,8]
  833. 01[00:07] <Dr_Floyd> (what attack was that?)
  834. [00:08] <Paradox> 59 ghost-type damage to shorty
  835. [00:08] <Paradox> (ominous wind)
  836. [00:08] <Alcyone> (ominous wind, I assume)
  837. 01[00:08] <Dr_Floyd> (down is she)
  838. [00:08] <Paradox> The Paravore seems empowered by the attack
  839. [00:08] <Paradox> Kasim's turn
  840. 01[00:08] <Dr_Floyd> (welp, so it's buffed)
  841. [00:08] <Bokor> Kasim jumps out the ghost, and triggers a dark pulse!
  842. [00:08] <Bokor> 1d20 acc
  843. [00:08] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, acc: 17 [1d20=17]
  844. [00:09] <Brick> (Battle theme: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihqXPQwXEVU)
  845. [00:09] <Bokor> 5d10+1d8+13 and flinched
  846. [00:09] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, and flinched: 48 [5d10=8,6,8,1,9; 1d8=3]
  847. [00:10] <Paradox> (no, battle theme: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXuJ2cHx7Aw&fmt=18)
  848. [00:10] <Brick> (well then that's brick's mind controlled theme)
  849. [00:11] <Paradox> Kasim's energies tear into the Paravore!
  850. [00:11] <Paradox> Goro is up!
  851. [00:12] <Tsvai> (( Can I get more than one enemy in a 3m burst? ))
  852. 03[00:12] * Paradox changes topic to 'Tsvai > Wyl > Brick >  Bob > Floyd > Alcyone > Paravore | Molchick 25 > Shorty 18 >  Paravore 16 >  Kasim 12 > Goro 10'
  853. 01[00:12] <Dr_Floyd> (dox, about the tendrils)
  854. [00:12] <Paradox> (What about them?)
  855. 01[00:12] <Dr_Floyd> (are they going.. somewhere?)
  856. [00:12] <Paradox> They're just floating in mid air, whipping around.
  857. [00:13] <Tsvai> (( And the 3m burst? ))
  858. 01[00:13] <Dr_Floyd> (fuck i thought they were doing the mind control)
  859. [00:13] <Paradox> No; either Brick, Wyl, or the Paravore.
  860. [00:13] <Brick> (psssst, not Brick)
  861. [00:13] <Tsvai> Goro leaps into the air, releasing a pulse of water near Wyl!
  862. [00:14] <Tsvai> 1d20 Water Pulse
  863. [00:14] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, Water Pulse: 14 [1d20=14]
  864. [00:14] <Tsvai> 3d10+1d8+12 damage
  865. [00:14] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, damage: 33 [3d10=2,10,5; 1d8=4]
  866. [00:15] <Paradox> Tsvai's turn!
  867. 06[00:16] * Tsvai works with Goro to quickly take down Wyl!
  868. [00:16] <Tsvai> 1d20 Stormy!
  869. [00:16] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, Stormy!: 8 [1d20=8]
  870. [00:16] <Tsvai> (( Probably a miss, considering how wiry Wyl is. ))
  871. [00:16] <Paradox> Yep, miss
  872. [00:16] <Paradox> Wyl's turn!
  873. [00:17] <Paradox> Wyl heals himself~
  874. [00:17] <Paradox> Brick's turn
  875. [00:17] <Alcyone> 1d20 wyl also gets hit by water
  876. [00:17] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, wyl also gets hit by water: 6 [1d20=6]
  877. [00:17] <Brick> (is trapped)
  878. [00:17] <Alcyone> 1d20 brick gets hit by water
  879. [00:17] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, brick gets hit by water: 7 [1d20=7]
  880. 06[00:17] * Brick waits patiently
  881. [00:18] <Paradox> Bob's turn!
  882. 06[00:19] * Bokor looks toward....Floyd...and walks forward slowly....
  883. [00:19] <Bokor> he rasies his mace for a smash!
  884. [00:19] <Bokor> 2#1d20
  885. [00:19] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, 2#1d20: 10 [1d20=10], 19 [1d20=19]
  886. [00:19] <Bokor> (oshi)
  887. [00:19] <Brick> (lololololol)
  888. [00:20] <Bokor> 8d4+8 gear grind
  889. [00:20] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, gear grind: 35 [8d4=4,3,4,4,4,3,2,3]
  890. [00:20] <Alcyone> (oh christ not another one)
  891. 01[00:20] <Dr_Floyd> (oh for fuck's sake)
  892. 01[00:20] <Dr_Floyd> (second one was crit?)
  893. [00:20] <Bokor> (no
  894. [00:20] <Paradox> Floyd's turn
  895. 01[00:20] <Dr_Floyd> (well at least i'm not down)
  896. 06[00:21] * Dr_Floyd walks away from Bokor. "Vell zis is not looking good at all!" He returns Shorty and lets Penthesilea (SPD 16) out.
  897. 03[00:22] * Paradox changes topic to 'Tsvai > Wyl > Brick >  Bob > Floyd > Alcyone > Paravore | Molchick 25 > Penthesilea 16 >  Paravore 16 >  Kasim 12 > Goro 10'
  898. 01[00:22] <Dr_Floyd> (Can i use Field commander to control Kasim?)
  899. [00:22] <Paradox> (yes)
  900. 06[00:22] * Bokor starts chanting something that sounds absolutely horrifying in Wildling speak
  901. 01[00:23] <Dr_Floyd> "Kasim! Your master asked me to instruct you! Use Ember on ze Parasect!"
  902. 06[00:23] * Alcyone motions sharply, crackling electricty shooting from her fingertips.
  903. [00:23] <Alcyone> thunder wave on Bokor!
  904. 01[00:23] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20 ember
  905. [00:23] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, ember: 19 [1d20=19]
  906. 01[00:23] <Dr_Floyd> (burns)
  907. [00:23] <Alcyone> and I need some healing, srs
  908. 01[00:23] <Dr_Floyd> 2d10+1d8+13 damage
  909. [00:23] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, damage: 27 [2d10=6,4; 1d8=4]
  910. [00:23] <Paradox> (Well, Field Commander lets you command a pokemon INSTEAD of yours. And they still act during pokemon turns)
  911. 01[00:24] <Dr_Floyd> (i thought it was on same turn, sorry)
  912. 01[00:24] <Dr_Floyd> (let that on his turn though derp)
  913. [00:24] <Paradox> Anyway, Bob is paralyzed!
  914. [00:24] <Paradox> Floyd, whatareya doing? (Alcyone could use healing, got any ITEMZ?)
  915. 06[00:25] * Dr_Floyd throws a potion at Alcy.
  916. 01[00:25] <Dr_Floyd> 1d10+10 heal
  917. [00:25] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, heal: 18 [1d10=8]
  918. 06[00:25] * Alcyone is bonked with a potion. SPARKLESPARKLE
  919. 06[00:25] * Brick growls at the healing
  920. [00:26] <Paradox> Molchick's turn!
  921. [00:26] <Alcyone> Molchik hurls itself at the paravore!
  922. [00:26] <Alcyone> 1d20 flame charge
  923. [00:27] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, flame charge: 9 [1d20=9]
  924. [00:27] <Brick> (can I even /use/ pokemon in this state)
  925. [00:27] <Alcyone> (ohgoddammit)
  926. 01[00:27] <Dr_Floyd> (you are barely a zombie dude)
  927. 06[00:27] * Bokor keeps chanting his wildling voodoo speak
  928. [00:27] <Brick> (lucky)
  929. [00:28] <Brick> (or Kuro would be all over dat)
  930. [00:28] <Paradox> (9 hits)
  931. [00:28] <Paradox> (roll damage Alcyone)
  932. [00:29] <Alcyone> 4d6+1d8+10
  933. [00:29] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 4d6+1d8+10: 30 [4d6=4,6,4,4; 1d8=2]
  934. [00:29] <Alcyone> (er, add +5 to that. Also speed is now 30)
  935. 03[00:29] * Paradox changes topic to 'Tsvai > Wyl > Brick >  Bob > Floyd > Alcyone > Paravore | Molchick 30 > Penthesilea 16 >  Paravore 16 >  Kasim 12 > Goro 10'
  936. [00:30] <Paradox> Penthesilea!
  937. [00:30] <Tsvai> "Pretty bird. :O"
  938. 01[00:30] <Dr_Floyd> The Blaziken sets her foot on fire and tries kicking the Paravore's face off!
  939. 01[00:30] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20 BLAZE KICK
  940. [00:30] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, BLAZE KICK: 1 [1d20=1]
  941. 01[00:30] <Dr_Floyd> FUCK
  942. [00:31] <Paradox> Penthesilea misses! somewhere in Brazil, a table is flipped!
  943. [00:31] <Brick> (lololol)
  944. [00:31] <Paradox> The Paravore turns to Goro
  945. [00:31] <Alcyone> Molchick gives the other firebird a pitying look
  946. 01[00:31] <Dr_Floyd> (ALCY PROB CONTROL)
  947. [00:32] <Alcyone> (okay fine)
  948. [00:32] <Alcyone> (roll it)
  949. [00:32] <Tsvai> "Oh, dear."
  950. 01[00:32] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20 rerollan
  951. [00:32] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, rerollan: 7 [1d20=7]
  952. [00:33] <Paradox> Misses
  953. [00:33] <Paradox> The Paravore turns to Goro
  954. [00:33] <Paradox> 1d20 GIGA DRAIN
  955. [00:33] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, GIGA DRAIN: 13 [1d20=13]
  956. [00:33] <Paradox> It attempts to suck the life from Goro; but the Paras jumps in the way!
  957. [00:34] <Alcyone> (;_; noo)
  958. [00:34] <Paradox> 5d10+2d8+22
  959. [00:34] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 5d10+2d8+22: 55 [5d10=4,2,4,6,5; 2d8=8,4]
  960. [00:34] <Bokor> (D: I forgot he was there!)
  961. [00:34] <Paradox> The Paras doesn't take a whole lot of damage due to double resist!
  962. [00:35] <Bokor> "WE...ARE...AS...ONE..."
  963. [00:35] <Paradox> Kasim goes in for an attack!
  964. [00:35] <Bokor> "MAKE...US...WHOLE..."
  965. [00:35] <Paradox> 1d20
  966. [00:35] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 8 [1d20=8]
  967. [00:35] <Alcyone> (but he has no mushroom)
  968. [00:35] <Paradox> (oh you're right)
  969. [00:35] <Paradox> In that case the Paras is knocked out!
  970. [00:35] <Alcyone> (;_; sorry paras)
  971. [00:35] <Alcyone> (I feel like a dick)
  972. 01[00:36] <Dr_Floyd> (i already rolled the kasim attack before!)
  973. 01[00:36] <Dr_Floyd> (why you do dis)
  974. [00:36] <Paradox> (because you commanded penthesilea, so you don't get to command him. it's one or the other; field commander doesn't give dual wielding)
  975. 01[00:36] <Dr_Floyd> (:< shoulda have warned before)
  976. [00:36] <Paradox> 1d7
  977. [00:36] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d7: 7 [1d7=7]
  978. [00:36] <Bokor> (Kasim has 7 int atm anyway thanks to channel mind)
  979. [00:36] <Bokor> (I think he can figure shit out himself)
  980. [00:37] <Paradox> He uses bite!
  981. [00:37] <Alcyone> (Floyd, that's how it works)
  982. [00:37] <Alcyone> (it's not like that's a houserule or anything)
  983. [00:37] <Paradox> 3d10+1d8+4
  984. [00:37] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 3d10+1d8+4: 32 [3d10=4,8,10; 1d8=6]
  985. [00:37] <Paradox> CHOMP
  986. [00:37] <Paradox> Goro is up!
  987. [00:38] <Paradox> Tsvai~
  988. 03[00:38] * Hau is now known as Kit
  989. [00:38] <Tsvai> Goro draws both of his shells, slashing twice at Wyl!
  990. [00:38] <Tsvai> 1d20 RAZOR SHELL
  991. [00:38] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, RAZOR SHELL: 13 [1d20=13]
  992. [00:39] <Tsvai> 5d10+1d8+12 and defense reduction.
  993. [00:39] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, and defense reduction.: 44 [5d10=9,2,8,1,8; 1d8=4]
  994. [00:40] <Paradox> Tsvai's turn
  995. 06[00:40] * Tsvai whips Wyl, hoping to take the healer down fast.
  996. [00:40] <Tsvai> 1d20 Bolts!
  997. [00:40] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, Bolts!: 10 [1d20=10]
  998. [00:41] <Tsvai> (( Probably another miss - TN 4. :| ))
  999. [00:41] <Paradox> (that ties! so hit)
  1000. [00:41] <Tsvai> 4d10+7 electric
  1001. [00:41] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, electric: 35 [4d10=7,7,10,4]
  1002. [00:41] <Paradox> (boogie woogie woogie)
  1003. [00:42] <Brick> (lol)\
  1004. [00:42] <Paradox> Wyl heals Brick!
  1005. [00:42] <Paradox> then takes water damage
  1006. [00:42] <Paradox> 1d20
  1007. [00:42] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 15 [1d20=15]
  1008. [00:42] <Paradox> Brick is still trapped :I
  1009. [00:43] <Paradox> 1d20 waterrrr
  1010. [00:43] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, waterrrr: 20 [1d20=20]
  1011. [00:43] <Alcyone> (only for one turn after this though)
  1012. [00:43] <Brick> (sadly)
  1013. [00:43] <Alcyone> (HAH SUCK IT BRICK)
  1014. 06[00:43] * Brick considers forcing his way through the water wall
  1015. [00:43] <Paradox> Bob's turn!
  1016. [00:43] <Bokor> 1d20 para check
  1017. [00:43] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, para check: 7 [1d20=7]
  1018. [00:43] <Bokor> (think that passes?)
  1019. [00:43] <Paradox> (yep)
  1020. [00:44] <Bokor> marches over to Tsvai..."SUBMIT...MORTAL..."
  1021. [00:44] <Bokor> 2#1d20 gear grindz
  1022. [00:44] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, gear grindz: 5 [1d20=5], 11 [1d20=11]
  1023. [00:44] <Tsvai> "Sorry, but I don't like filling out forms!"
  1024. [00:44] <Bokor> (I actually gotta check the AC on that, lol)
  1025. [00:45] <Bokor> (ac 4, guessing the 11 hit?)
  1026. [00:45] <Bokor> 4d6+8
  1027. [00:45] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, 4d6+8: 18 [4d6=3,1,3,3]
  1028. [00:45] <Paradox> (11 ties, so yep)
  1029. [00:45] <Tsvai> (( Tsvai has 9 evasion. ))
  1030. [00:45] <Paradox> (oh wait, SHIELD)
  1031. [00:45] <Paradox> (noep)
  1032. 06[00:46] * Tsvai twirls and flips out of the way! "TAKE YOUR SUBMISSION SOMEWHERE ELSE, GHOST JERK"
  1033. 03[00:46] * Paradox changes topic to 'Tsvai > Wyl > Brick >  Bob > Floyd > Alcyone > Paravore | Molchick 30 > Penthesilea 16 >  Paravore 16 >  Kasim 12 > Goro 10 '
  1034. 01[00:46] <Dr_Floyd> "Bloody 'ell, zey... Zey are going to kill us."
  1035. [00:46] <Alcyone> "Hang in there! Focus your attacks on that thing!"
  1036. [00:46] <Paradox> and on the cheery note, it's Floyd's turn!
  1037. [00:46] <Alcyone> "Take it out before Wyl can heal it!"
  1038. 01[00:46] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20 attack the Paravore oh god
  1039. [00:46] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, attack the Paravore oh god: 9 [1d20=9]
  1040. 06[00:46] * Alcyone actually sounds like a leader. She also sounds PISSED.
  1041. 01[00:46] <Dr_Floyd> 6d8+7
  1042. [00:46] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, 6d8+7: 39 [6d8=7,2,8,3,5,7]
  1043. [00:47] <Paradox> Alcyone!
  1044. [00:47] <Alcyone> 1d20 lava plume on paravore
  1045. [00:47] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, lava plume on paravore: 12 [1d20=12]
  1046. [00:47] <Alcyone> 5d10+6
  1047. [00:48] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 5d10+6: 31 [5d10=4,9,7,3,2]
  1048. 06[00:48] * Brick shivers with barely restrained bloodlust
  1049. [00:49] <Alcyone> Molchik continues beating the shit out of the paravore >:V
  1050. [00:49] <Bokor> "THE...MARKER...MAKES...US...WHOLE..."
  1051. [00:49] <Paradox> The Paravore's tendrils shake wildly, and the nearby mushrooms all begin to let out spores!
  1052. [00:49] <Alcyone> 1d20 wing attack
  1053. [00:49] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, wing attack: 1 [1d20=1]
  1054. [00:49] <Alcyone> (oh whelp)
  1055. [00:49] <Alcyone> (SORRY PARAVORE :3c)
  1056. [00:50] <Paradox> 1d20;1d20;1d20;1d20;1d20;1d20;1d20
  1057. [00:50] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 2 [1d20=2]; 1d20: 12 [1d20=12]; 1d20: 12 [1d20=12]; 1d20: 7 [1d20=7]; 1d20: 3 [1d20=3]; 1d20: 7 [1d20=7]; 1d20: 3 [1d20=3]
  1058. [00:50] <Brick> (the bloody hell)
  1059. [00:50] <Paradox> No one seems to be affected by the spores though!
  1060. [00:50] <Alcyone> (should I roll that wing attack again now? :3c)
  1061. [00:50] <Paradox> Molchick MISSED, so Penthesilea's turn
  1062. [00:51] <Alcyone> ok :3c
  1063. [00:51] <Brick> (lololol)
  1064. 01[00:52] <Dr_Floyd> 2*1d20 double kick Bokor
  1065. 01[00:52] <Dr_Floyd> (eh?)
  1066. [00:52] <Alcyone> (roll 2#1d20)
  1067. 01[00:52] <Dr_Floyd> roll 2*1d20 double kick Bokor
  1068. 01[00:52] <Dr_Floyd> roll 2#1d20 double kick Bokor
  1069. [00:52] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, double kick Bokor: 18 [1d20=18], 2 [1d20=2]
  1070. 01[00:53] <Dr_Floyd> 1d12+1d8+20
  1071. [00:53] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, 1d12+1d8+20: 27 [1d12=6; 1d8=1]
  1072. 06[00:53] * Bokor laughs at the vutility of your assault, his voice graveling and dark.
  1073. 01[00:53] <Dr_Floyd> "Shut up and stand down, you bloody fool!"
  1074. [00:54] <Alcyone> "Focus on the mushroom, not on our allies!"
  1075. [00:54] <Paradox> The Paravore lashes out wildly!
  1076. [00:54] <Alcyone> "LISTEN TO ME!"
  1077. [00:54] <Paradox> 1d7
  1078. [00:54] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d7: 3 [1d7=3]
  1079. [00:54] <Paradox> 1d20
  1080. [00:54] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 8 [1d20=8]
  1081. 01[00:54] <Dr_Floyd> (to be fair i only attacked Bokor because i'm sure the mushroom is ghost type)
  1082. 01[00:55] <Dr_Floyd> (and he fucking deserved it for gear grinding me >:I)
  1083. [00:55] <Alcyone> (can you buff us or something)
  1084. [00:55] <Paradox> The Paravore turns and lashes at Kasim with a powerful whip of its tendrils
  1085. [00:56] <Bokor> "step one...crawl inside...step two...the screws go in tight...step three...cross my heart, swear to die...stick a needle in your eye..."
  1086. 01[00:56] <Dr_Floyd> (with what?)
  1087. [00:56] <Paradox> 5d20+2d8+32
  1088. [00:56] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 5d20+2d8+32: 116 [5d20=18,19,17,6,9; 2d8=7,8]
  1089. [00:56] <Bokor> (what kind of damage is that?)
  1090. [00:56] <Paradox> (grass)
  1091. 01[00:56] <Dr_Floyd> (WELP)
  1092. [00:56] <Alcyone> (I don't know what feats you have)
  1093. 01[00:56] <Dr_Floyd> (that's wood hammer?)
  1094. 01[00:56] <Dr_Floyd> (or Power whip?)
  1095. [00:57] <Paradox> (power whip)
  1096. [00:57] <Alcyone> (power whip, by looking at the fluff)
  1097. [00:57] <Bokor> poor little Kasim faints :(
  1098. 03[00:57] * Paradox changes topic to 'Tsvai > Wyl > Brick >  Bob > Floyd > Alcyone > Paravore | Molchick 30 > Penthesilea 16 >  Paravore 16 > Goro 10 '
  1099. [00:57] <Paradox> Goro's turn
  1100. [00:58] <Alcyone> (hey floyd)
  1101. [00:58] <Alcyone> (do you wanna command one of my pokemon?)
  1102. 01[00:58] <Dr_Floyd> (which one?)
  1103. [00:58] <Alcyone> (Brandt has Air Cutter)
  1104. 01[00:58] <Dr_Floyd> (could work)
  1105. [00:58] <Alcyone> (and fiery dance)
  1106. [00:58] <Paradox> (Tsvai~)
  1107. [00:58] <Tsvai> Goro slowly builds up a flurry of cuts!
  1108. [00:58] <Tsvai> 1d20 Fury Cutter
  1109. [00:58] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, Fury Cutter: 16 [1d20=16]
  1110. [00:58] <Alcyone> (and 4x grass resist :3c)
  1111. [00:59] <Tsvai> 1d4+12 damage
  1112. [00:59] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, damage: 16 [1d4=4]
  1113. 06[00:59] * Brick stares at Alcyone... and smiles
  1114. 01[00:59] <Dr_Floyd> (>fury cutter)
  1115. [00:59] <Tsvai> Tsvai lashes at the tendril thing!
  1116. [00:59] <Tsvai> 1d20 Out of words!
  1117. [00:59] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, Out of words!: 11 [1d20=11]
  1118. [00:59] <Tsvai> 4d10+7 electric
  1119. [00:59] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, electric: 31 [4d10=8,7,2,7]
  1120. [01:01] <Paradox> Wyl shoots himself with healing!
  1121. [01:01] <Paradox> 1d20 wtr
  1122. [01:01] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, wtr: 18 [1d20=18]
  1123. [01:02] <Alcyone> Two more turns for wyl!
  1124. [01:02] <Paradox> Brick is free now?
  1125. [01:02] <Alcyone> brick is released at the end of his turn I think
  1126. [01:02] <Brick> (that)
  1127. [01:02] <Alcyone> after one more water damage
  1128. [01:02] <Alcyone> 1d20
  1129. [01:02] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 1d20: 1 [1d20=1]
  1130. [01:02] <Alcyone> :C
  1131. [01:02] <Brick> (yay)
  1132. [01:02] <Paradox> Bob's up!
  1133. [01:03] <Bokor> 1d20 para check
  1134. [01:03] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, para check: 2 [1d20=2]
  1135. [01:03] <Bokor> nope.
  1136. [01:03] <Paradox> failz
  1137. [01:03] <Paradox> Floyd!
  1138. 06[01:03] * Bokor continues to drone on about being whole, as one, wildling stuff
  1139. 01[01:03] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20 attack the friggin Paradude
  1140. [01:03] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, attack the friggin Paradude: 1 [1d20=1]
  1141. [01:04] <Paradox> noep
  1142. 03[01:04] * Paradox changes topic to 'Tsvai > Wyl > Brick >  Bob > Floyd > Alcyone > Paravore | Molchick 30 > Penthesilea 16 >  Paravore 16 > Goro 10  '
  1143. 06[01:04] * Alcyone tosses Floyd a green Pokeball, much like every other Pokeball she has. "Use this!"
  1144. [01:04] <Alcyone> she then lava plumes the fuck out of paravore.
  1145. [01:04] <Alcyone> 1d20
  1146. [01:04] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 1d20: 11 [1d20=11]
  1147. [01:04] <Alcyone> 5d10+6
  1148. [01:04] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 5d10+6: 35 [5d10=8,9,9,2,1]
  1149. 06[01:05] * Dr_Floyd lets Brandt out. "Oh dear, make it so zen..."
  1150. [01:05] <Alcyone> (and I'm going to have to spend the next few turns healing I think)
  1151. [01:05] <Alcyone> Brandt blinks at the person who isn't his lady, then gives a butterfly shrug.
  1152. [01:05] <Brick> (next few turns,)
  1153. [01:05] <Brick> (heheheheh)
  1154. [01:05] <Alcyone> (stats on my page)
  1155. [01:06] <Bokor> (the sad thing is? If bokor hadn't taken out 1/3rd his health trying to channel zombie shroom, he'd still be beefy as fuck.)
  1156. [01:06] <Paradox> The Paravore's tendrils stretch out towards Tsvai
  1157. [01:06] <Alcyone> (speed 17)
  1158. [01:06] <Paradox> 1d100
  1159. [01:06] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d100: 39 [1d100=39]
  1160. [01:06] <Paradox> noep
  1161. 03[01:06] * Paradox changes topic to 'Tsvai > Wyl > Brick >  Bob > Floyd > Alcyone > Paravore | Molchick 30 > Brandt 17 > Penthesilea 16 >  Paravore 16 > Goro 10  '
  1162. [01:06] <Paradox> Molchick go!
  1163. [01:06] <Alcyone> 1d20 flame charge
  1164. [01:06] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, flame charge: 19 [1d20=19]
  1165. [01:07] <Alcyone> (speed up~)
  1166. [01:07] <Alcyone> (that's six cses I believe)
  1167. [01:07] <Alcyone> 4d6+1d8+15
  1168. [01:07] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 4d6+1d8+15: 35 [4d6=2,2,6,4; 1d8=6]
  1169. [01:07] <Alcyone> (speed 42)
  1170. [01:07] <Paradox> (that's four by my count? agility + flame charge + flame charge)
  1171. [01:08] <Alcyone> (oh? I could have sworn I'd agility'd once more)
  1172. [01:08] <Alcyone> (34 then :3c)
  1173. 03[01:08] * Paradox changes topic to 'Tsvai > Wyl > Brick >  Bob > Floyd > Alcyone > Paravore | Molchick 34 > Brandt 17 > Penthesilea 16 >  Paravore 16 > Goro 10  '
  1174. [01:08] <Paradox> Brandt's turn!
  1175. 01[01:08] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20 Air cutter
  1176. [01:08] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, Air cutter: 17 [1d20=17]
  1177. [01:09] <Alcyone> (fuck year)
  1178. 01[01:09] <Dr_Floyd> (finally)
  1179. 01[01:09] <Dr_Floyd> (is it a crit?)
  1180. [01:09] <Paradox> (not quite. air cutter crits on 18-20)
  1181. [01:10] <Alcyone> (roll it)
  1182. 01[01:10] <Dr_Floyd> 3d10+1d8+18 oh well
  1183. [01:10] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, oh well: 36 [3d10=4,4,5; 1d8=5]
  1184. [01:10] <Paradox> The Paravore starts glowing red!
  1185. [01:10] <Alcyone> (LOOK! THE EAST IS GLOWING RED)
  1186. 01[01:12] <Dr_Floyd> (THIS BODY OF MINE IS GLOWING RED)
  1187. [01:12] <Paradox> Its tendrils whip around wildly; the mushrooms around Molchick, Brandt, and Penthesilea begin thrashing down on them mercilessly!
  1188. [01:12] <Paradox> 3#1d20
  1189. [01:12] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 3#1d20: 15 [1d20=15], 11 [1d20=11], 15 [1d20=15]
  1190. [01:12] <Paradox> 7d20+2d8+22
  1191. [01:12] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 7d20+2d8+22: 111 [7d20=13,18,1,13,6,11,16; 2d8=3,8]
  1192. 03[01:12] * Kit is now known as Hau
  1193. [01:13] <Paradox> (frenzy plant)
  1194. [01:13] <Alcyone> (thank good for 4x resist on mol and brandt)
  1195. [01:13] <Alcyone> (Yeah, mol's fine)
  1196. 01[01:13] <Dr_Floyd> (and x2 on penthe)
  1197. 01[01:14] <Dr_Floyd> (i totally need to get dual wielding)
  1198. [01:14] <Paradox> Goro is up
  1199. [01:14] <Tsvai> 1d20 Fury Cutter DOS
  1200. [01:14] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, Fury Cutter DOS: 19 [1d20=19]
  1201. [01:14] <Paradox> (Floyd could get it in ... 7 levels)
  1202. [01:14] <Tsvai> 1d8+12 bug damage
  1203. [01:14] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, bug damage: 16 [1d8=4]
  1204. [01:14] <Paradox> (or rather, 7 stat gaining levels, so probably like twice that :B)
  1205. [01:15] <Paradox> Tsvai's turn!
  1206. [01:15] <Tsvai> 1d20 Whip it good
  1207. [01:15] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, Whip it good: 18 [1d20=18]
  1208. [01:15] <Tsvai> 4d10+7 Electric
  1209. [01:15] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, Electric: 30 [4d10=3,4,8,8]
  1210. [01:16] <Paradox> It seems unimpressed.
  1211. [01:16] <Tsvai> ( Isn't it taking double from Fury Cutter? )
  1212. [01:16] <Paradox> Wyl shoots a healan at Brick
  1213. [01:17] <Paradox> (it is)
  1214. [01:17] <Alcyone> (but it's got defenses)
  1215. [01:17] <Paradox> (but it's taking half from your whip)
  1216. [01:17] <Alcyone> 1d20 waterwyl
  1217. [01:17] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, waterwyl: 6 [1d20=6]
  1218. [01:17] <Paradox> (grass resists electric)
  1219. 01[01:17] <Dr_Floyd> (and fury cutter SUCKS)
  1220. 06[01:17] * Brick watches as the walls of water recede and rises, a baneful smile on his face. He stalks towards Alcyone, sword gleaming wickedly with internal fire, and strikes, his form suddenly blurring in movement .
  1221. [01:17] <Brick> 1d20 slash
  1222. [01:17] <DiceMaid-9001> Brick, slash: 12 [1d20=12]
  1223. [01:17] <Brick> 3d20
  1224. [01:17] <DiceMaid-9001> Brick, 3d20: 24 [3d20=20,3,1]
  1225. [01:17] <Brick> =17
  1226. [01:17] <Brick> + rather
  1227. [01:18] <Brick> 41
  1228. [01:18] <Alcyone> (well, you did 18 damage :V)
  1229. [01:18] <Brick> if hit
  1230. 06[01:18] * Alcyone cries out as the blade catches on her arm!
  1231. [01:18] <Brick> (awesome)
  1232. [01:18] <Paradox> Bob!
  1233. 01[01:18] <Dr_Floyd> "Oy you black'eart!"
  1234. [01:19] <Bokor> 1d20 para check
  1235. [01:19] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, para check: 10 [1d20=10]
  1236. [01:19] <Alcyone> (how many turns has it been?)
  1237. 06[01:19] * Bokor takes out his voodoo doll...and stabs its head with a needle, while staring at Tsvai
  1238. [01:19] <Bokor> 1d20 hypnosis acc check
  1239. [01:19] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, hypnosis acc check: 6 [1d20=6]
  1240. [01:19] <Bokor> nope
  1241. [01:20] <Paradox> (3, so TN9)
  1242. [01:20] <Alcyone> (darn)
  1243. [01:20] <Paradox> hypnosis misses anyway
  1244. [01:20] <Paradox> GOGO Floyd
  1245. 01[01:20] <Dr_Floyd> "You say zey are off-limits, Fräulein?"
  1246. 01[01:21] <Dr_Floyd> "In zat case..."
  1247. 01[01:21] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20 attackan again the Pumpkin...
  1248. [01:21] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, attackan again the Pumpkin...: 14 [1d20=14]
  1249. [01:21] <Alcyone> "You'll only draw out the battle! We can't afford that!"
  1250. 01[01:22] <Dr_Floyd> 6d8+7 damage
  1251. [01:22] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, damage: 37 [6d8=2,2,6,8,5,7]
  1252. 01[01:22] <Dr_Floyd> "Vell, leaving Vyl around to 'eal it vould draw it for more time!"
  1253. [01:22] <Paradox> GOGO ALCYONE
  1254. [01:22] <Alcyone> "I'm trying to keep him cut off from that thing!"
  1255. 06[01:23] * Alcyone chomps down on a Sitrus berry gaarlkarlaglksg
  1256. [01:23] <Paradox> MOLCHICK
  1257. [01:23] <Alcyone> (...they only heal 2d8 damage now? what the shit is this)
  1258. [01:23] <Alcyone> 2d8
  1259. [01:23] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 2d8: 6 [2d8=2,4]
  1260. [01:23] <Alcyone> (:I)
  1261. [01:23] <Alcyone> (that should probs be fixed)
  1262. [01:23] <Alcyone> Molchik wing attacks again!
  1263. [01:23] <Alcyone> 1d20
  1264. [01:23] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 1d20: 9 [1d20=9]
  1265. [01:23] <Alcyone> 3d10+1d8+15
  1266. [01:23] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 3d10+1d8+15: 34 [3d10=6,8,3; 1d8=2]
  1267. 01[01:25] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20 Air Cutting again with brandt
  1268. [01:25] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, Air Cutting again with brandt: 18 [1d20=18]
  1269. [01:25] <Alcyone> (YES)
  1270. 01[01:25] <Dr_Floyd> (CRIT!)
  1271. [01:25] <Paradox> The Moltres leaps into the air, and with a fiery beat of its wings finishes off the mushroom ghost
  1272. 01[01:25] <Dr_Floyd> 56 damage
  1273. [01:25] <Paradox> (NOPE NO CRIT IT WAS ALREADY DEAD HAH)
  1274. [01:26] <Alcyone> "Thank you!"
  1275. 01[01:26] <Dr_Floyd> "Now, about zem..." Floyd points his cane at the others.
  1276. [01:26] <Paradox> The group is suddenly plunged into total darkness - save from the fire of moltres' wings - as the mushrooms in the vast cavern suddenly stop glowing.
  1277. 06[01:26] * Alcyone casts Flash again
  1278. 06[01:27] * Tsvai turns on her goggle lights.
  1279. 06[01:27] * Dr_Floyd points the cane at DARKNESS.
  1280. 01[01:27] <Dr_Floyd> "Oh my."
  1281. [01:27] <Tsvai> "Well, that wasn't too bad, right? Right?"
  1282. [01:27] <Alcyone> "Wyl!"
  1283. 06[01:27] * Alcyone runs over to him and starts shaking him despite the fact that this is a bad idea.
  1284. 06[01:28] * Dr_Floyd goes over to where he thinks Bokor is and starts whapping him with his cane!
  1285. 06[01:28] * Bokor Bokor stands blindly at the darkness...
  1286. 03[01:28] * Garlyle is now known as Wyl
  1287. 01[01:29] <Dr_Floyd> "You old coot, attacking me like zat! You should be ashamed of yourself!"
  1288. 06[01:29] * Dr_Floyd continues to flail at Bokor.
  1289. 06[01:29] * Brick blinks
  1290. [01:29] <Alcyone> "Wyl! Wyl! Wylllllll!"
  1291. 06[01:29] * Bokor snaps back to reality, "HEY, WHAT THE HELL."
  1292. 01[01:29] <Dr_Floyd> "You und zat leetle eediot zere, trying to keel us!"
  1293. [01:29] <Tsvai> "Shoot, shoot, where's that antidote...."
  1294. 01[01:30] <Dr_Floyd> "I said you should use ze bloody mask!"
  1295. [01:30] <Bokor> "where is that spirit!? what the!"
  1296. 01[01:30] <Dr_Floyd> "Und! You! Ignored! Me!"
  1297. [01:30] <Bokor> "I don't know what the hell you're talking about, what the hell is going on..."
  1298. 06[01:30] * Wyl 's shaken and screamed at - and screams back.
  1299. 06[01:31] * Tsvai pokes Wyl's forehead.
  1300. [01:31] <Tsvai> "Hi!"
  1301. [01:31] <Alcyone> "Wyl wyl wylll ;_;" Alcyone starts punching him.
  1302. 06[01:31] * Dr_Floyd heads to Brick and starts whapping him with the cane too.
  1303. [01:32] <Tsvai> "Man, everyone is so violent today."
  1304. 06[01:32] * Brick blinks and retreats from the whapping
  1305. [01:32] <Brick> "What the hell old man"
  1306. 06[01:32] * Bokor gathers what happened...collects Kasim, poor puppy, KO'd twice in one day, and looks for that little paras...
  1307. 01[01:32] <Dr_Floyd> "And you! You get lost on ze cave like a moron und attacks ze Fräulein! A kid like you vould 'ave be beaten one million times vhere i vas raised at!"
  1308. [01:32] <Wyl> Wyl just kinda... curls up a little, holding onto his head.
  1309. [01:32] <Tsvai> "Hm. Oh, well. Say, Goro, how are you doing?"
  1310. 06[01:32] * Brick is getting pissed
  1311. [01:32] <Paradox> The paras is off in the corner, KO'd.
  1312. [01:33] <Alcyone> "Wyl you idiot I was so worried about you don't make me attack you again ;_;" Whap whap whap and then she stops, just as suddenly as she started hitting him.
  1313. [01:33] <Brick> "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT OLD MAN!"
  1314. 01[01:33] <Dr_Floyd> "You attacked Alcyone, zat's vat!"
  1315. [01:33] <Bokor> Bokor...collects him too, not sure what happened, but hey, he feels partially responsible for this.
  1316. 06[01:33] * Dr_Floyd whaps Brick on the forehead.
  1317. 01[01:33] <Dr_Floyd> "Und you slashed our friends too!"
  1318. 06[01:33] * Dr_Floyd whaps Brick on the forehead again.
  1319. 06[01:33] * Brick falls to the floor under the impacts
  1320. 01[01:34] <Dr_Floyd> "Und you left us behind like fools! Vhy! Vhy you...!"
  1321. [01:34] <Tsvai> Goro mutters something. "Hm." Tsvai notes. "Yeah, I'd wait for them to calm down, too. They're being pretty silly right now."
  1322. [01:34] <Wyl> Wyl is... shaking, just a little, withdrawing into himself.
  1323. [01:34] <Brick> "Ow, no I didn't I would remember something like that"
  1324. [01:34] <Brick> "And nobody is dead either"
  1325. [01:34] <Alcyone> "Okay. Okay."
  1326. 06[01:34] * Dr_Floyd steams off and returns back to Alcyone, returning Brandt's pokéball. "So, is Vyl okay too?"
  1327. [01:34] <Alcyone> Alcyone takes a deep breath, collecting herself. "We need to get out of here."
  1328. [01:34] <Alcyone> "Thank you."
  1329. [01:34] <Tsvai> "Finally, some sense!"
  1330. [01:34] <Tsvai> "Less hitting people, more skedaddling."
  1331. 06[01:34] * Brick :< 's
  1332. [01:35] <Brick> "Where is here anyway?"
  1333. [01:35] <Bokor> Bokor...holds the paras, not sure what to do for him.  poor guy is KO'd but he'd feel bad taking him far from home.
  1334. 01[01:35] <Dr_Floyd> "Mushroom Cave."
  1335. [01:35] <Tsvai> "Not relevant! There will be FOOD for you if we get out, though."
  1336. 06[01:35] * Alcyone collects Jormy and turns to the Molchick. "You ready to go?"
  1337. [01:35] <Tsvai> " 'Sides, I really need someone to look at Ein. Poor guy's not doing so well right now."
  1338. 06[01:35] * Dr_Floyd returns Penthesilea to her ball and examines the Paravore corpse.
  1339. 01[01:36] <Dr_Floyd> "Mind control spores... An interesting mutation."
  1340. 06[01:36] * Brick perks up at the word 'food' and realizes that he is INCREDIBLY hungry
  1341. 01[01:36] <Dr_Floyd> "Yet, a terrible one. If a Pokémon can control a 'uman... Zat might start a dangerous precedent."
  1342. [01:36] <Brick> "I'm all for food, what's this about food?"
  1343. [01:36] <Bokor> Bokor laughs uneasily
  1344. [01:36] <Wyl> Wyl is... still sitting there, hands over his head, looking... not alright at all, muttering something to himself.
  1345. 01[01:36] <Dr_Floyd> (Is there a crystal/something at it?)
  1346. [01:36] <Bokor> "you have no idea :I"
  1347. [01:37] <Tsvai> "IF we get out of here, I give you cinnamon pancakes. Promise!"
  1348. [01:37] <Alcyone> "Floyd, will you please take a sample? Be careful, wear the mask."
  1349. 06[01:37] * Brick srs face's
  1350. [01:37] <Brick> "I'll hold you to that"
  1351. 06[01:37] * Dr_Floyd takes parts of the Husk, Tendrils and the oversized Mushroom, putting them on a few empty flasks.
  1352. [01:37] <Tsvai> "I've got a lot! They keep well, and I've got the means to make more batter."
  1353. 06[01:37] * Brick looks over at Alcyone and his eye twitches slightly
  1354. 01[01:38] <Dr_Floyd> "Is zere one of ze corruption crystals too? It'd explain vhy it vas zat insane."
  1355. [01:38] <Alcyone> "Okay. Wyl, can you get us into some state to travel?"
  1356. 06[01:38] * Bokor Bokor puts the paras down and tries to use some herbal medicines on it
  1357. 06[01:38] * Alcyone walks over to Floyd, shining the flash-light at him.
  1358. [01:39] <Bokor> 1d10+10 heal powder
  1359. [01:39] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, heal powder: 11 [1d10=1]
  1360. 01[01:39] <Dr_Floyd> "Vell zat might 'elp a little. Thanks."
  1361. [01:39] <Paradox> There's no corruption crystal; but the PARAVORE MUSHROOM makes a nice gain!
  1362. [01:39] <Wyl> Wyl isn't answering.  "Ohgodohgodohgod"
  1363. [01:39] <Paradox> You also find a SPORE SAC within the husk
  1364. 06[01:39] * Brick looks at Wyl and his eye twitches again
  1365. 01[01:40] <Dr_Floyd> "...No crystal. Zat's... Unusual."
  1366. [01:40] <Tsvai> "Oh, come on, Wyl. Remember - pancakes!"
  1367. [01:40] <Alcyone> "It wasn't corrupted, then."
  1368. 01[01:40] <Dr_Floyd> "But ze spores... It might be interesting for us to study it."
  1369. [01:40] <Alcyone> "That's... that's what it was like D:"
  1370. 01[01:40] <Dr_Floyd> "Parasect Mushrooms are usually not very long-lived."
  1371. [01:40] <Bokor> If that doesn't work, he prepares to use a second batch of medicine~
  1372. 01[01:41] <Dr_Floyd> "Perhaps zat is... An ancient one. Und ze spores zat usually work only on ze host insect vere modified to vork on other organisms."
  1373. 06[01:41] * Brick sits on the ground, his brows knitted in concentration
  1374. 01[01:41] <Dr_Floyd> "Vat a terrifying zought... Mind control."
  1375. [01:42] <Tsvai> "This can't be -that- unusual, though. Don't other Pokemon have means of mind control?"
  1376. [01:42] <Tsvai> "Psychics and the like."
  1377. [01:42] <Alcyone> "Not like that, though."
  1378. 01[01:42] <Dr_Floyd> "Not one zat vorks viz more zan one person."
  1379. [01:42] <Bokor> "I've never seen Vodun possess anyone but me, who knows..."
  1380. 01[01:43] <Dr_Floyd> "Or on an entire ecosystem like ze caves."
  1381. [01:43] <Alcyone> "Seriously, can we please get out of here."
  1382. 01[01:43] <Dr_Floyd> "My, if it managed to control ze King... Ve vould be in much trouble."
  1383. [01:43] <Alcyone> "WE CAN TALK ON THE WAY."
  1384. 06[01:44] * Dr_Floyd gets up and points at the corpse. "Still, ve should burn ze remains. Vho know vat vould 'appen if zey remain 'ere."
  1385. [01:44] <Wyl> "WhatifIohgoditreallycanhappenandicouldntdoanythingohgodohgodohgodohmanohgod"
  1386. 06[01:44] * Alcyone blinks at Wyl.
  1387. 06[01:44] * Bokor :I's and administers more healing powders to the poor little paras
  1388. 06[01:44] * Brick 's eye twitches again at the noise, but he rises and falls in line
  1389. [01:44] <Bokor> 1d10+10
  1390. [01:44] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, 1d10+10: 18 [1d10=8]
  1391. [01:45] <Bokor> 1d20+12 personal WIS check...
  1392. [01:45] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, personal WIS check...: 16 [1d20=4]
  1393. [01:45] <Bokor> "Hm...
  1394. [01:45] <Paradox> The Paras wakes up
  1395. [01:45] <Paradox> Paras Paras!
  1396. [01:45] <Bokor> "I...think I know what is distressing Wyl..."
  1397. [01:45] <Wyl> Wyl's still sitting there, nearly fetal in position, muttering to himself.
  1398. [01:46] <Bokor> "I'm not at a privy to discuss it though, so..."
  1399. [01:46] <Tsvai> "What? Is...something still here?"
  1400. [01:46] <Bokor> "and as for you, little one...this look back to normal now?"
  1401. 01[01:46] <Dr_Floyd> "...Vat is 'appening viz 'im."
  1402. [01:46] <Bokor> "I'd say best we can do is carry him out."
  1403. [01:46] <Tsvai> "Bad memories?"
  1404. [01:47] <Bokor> "It is NOT my topic to discuss," he repeats firmly.
  1405. [01:47] <Tsvai> "Fiiiiiine."
  1406. [01:47] <Alcyone> "ENOUGH."
  1407. 06[01:47] * Alcyone takes a deep breath and tries to act leaderish again.
  1408. [01:48] <Tsvai> "Someone help me pick him up, then."
  1409. [01:48] <Brick> *twitch*
  1410. [01:48] <Bokor> "...paras, come on, speak with me here :I"
  1411. [01:48] <Alcyone> "Brick, are you capable of getting back while carrying Wyl?"
  1412. 06[01:48] * Bokor heads over to help carry Wyl, if need be
  1413. [01:48] <Brick> *blink**twitch*
  1414. 06[01:48] * Dr_Floyd grabs Wyl's leg and helps drag-carrying him.
  1415. 06[01:48] * Brick nods
  1416. 01[01:49] <Dr_Floyd> "Vat a bothersome man. If 'es really one."
  1417. [01:49] <Bokor> "Aye, you're free...things look back to normal here, at least."
  1418. [01:49] <Alcyone> "Okay. Please, make sure not to jostle him around too much. <Tsvai, Floyd, please keep an eye on Brick.>
  1419. 06[01:49] * Brick then strides over and gently lifts the remainder of Wyl's weight off the ground
  1420. [01:50] <Alcyone> "Everyone, be cautious - avoid battles at any cost."
  1421. [01:50] <Tsvai> "Noooooo problem." She looks down at Goro. "You heard the lady. Keep an eye on Big Guy."
  1422. 06[01:50] * Wyl is apparently quite out of it.  He doesn't really object at all to being carried, as awkward as it is; hell, he looks like he's not even aware of it, still muttering endlessly.
  1423. [01:50] <Bokor> "I don't think you'll have anything to worry abou here for a while, little one.  Just...grow some mushrooms back, you look naked. :O"
  1424. [01:51] <Alcyone> "We can't afford to get into another fight here - at least until everyone's recovered." Alcyone's hands are shaking, but her voice is steady.
  1425. [01:51] <Alcyone> "Move out!"
  1426. 01[01:51] <Dr_Floyd> "Oh, like zere is somezink else on zis scheissing cavern."
  1427. [01:51] <Bokor> "You're gonna jinx us :I"
  1428. 01[01:51] <Dr_Floyd> "Ve must 'ave made a mass extinction event 'ere, for pity's sake."
  1429. [01:51] <Alcyone> "ENOUGH TALKING."
  1430. 06[01:52] * Alcyone heads for the cave exit.
  1431. [01:52] <Tsvai> :I
  1432. [01:52] <Brick> *twitch*
  1433. [01:52] <Paradox> The Moltres glowers at everyone, then follows behind Alcyone closely.
  1434. 06[01:52] * Dr_Floyd shrugs. "Und now she becomes bossy." he mumbles.
  1435. [01:54] <Paradox> (Alright. Anyone wanna catch the Paras? Or moving on?)
  1436. 06[01:54] * Alcyone continues heading out :I
  1437. [01:55] <Paradox> </scene>
  1438. [01:55] <Paradox> (g2g guys! sorry!)
  1439. [01:55] <Brick> bye bye dox
  1440. [01:55] <Alcyone> (aww)
  1441. [01:55] <Alcyone> (okay)
  1442. [01:55] <Wyl> ( D: Aww )
  1443. 01[01:55] <Dr_Floyd> (oh well)
  1444. 01[01:55] <Dr_Floyd> (gg dox)
  1445. 01[01:56] <Dr_Floyd> (although a scaaary one!)
  1446. [01:56] <Wyl> (I don't suppose anyone could put together logs for me because yeah)
  1447. [01:56] <Alcyone> (I could)
  1448. 01[01:56] <Dr_Floyd> well i think i can
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