WE'VE GOT COCKS FOR ALL OCCASIONS
FANCY COCKS
SOMBER COCKS
FUNERAL COCKS
PARTY COCKS
YOU WANT IT
WE'VE GOT A DICK FOR IT
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SAFETY COCKS
CROSSING GUARD COCKS
MY FIRST COCK - FOR THE LITTLE KIDS!
ITS TOUGH COLORFUL PLASTIC CONSTRUCTION IS PERFECT FOR LITTLE HANDS
FROM FISHER PRICE!
NOW WITH OUR NEW SET OF MOOD COCKS
EXPRESS HOW YOU REALLY FEEL
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WE'VE GOT HAPPY COCKS - GOOD LUCK KEEPING THIS MAN DOWN!
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WE'VE GOT KIX CEREAL COCKS - KID TESTED, MOTHER APPROVED
SO YEAH
WE'VE GOT COCKS
WE'VE GOT DICKS
WE'VE GOT DONGS AND SCHLONGS AND STICKS
WE'VE GOT PHALLI WE'VE GOT PEENS
WE'VE GOT PENISES AND WEENS
WE'VE GOT STIFFS AND WE'VE GOT BONERS
(HALF OUR STOCK FROM ORGAN DONORS)
WE'VE GOT LONG AND SMALL AND THIN
SOME ARE CUT SOME HAVE FORESKIN
BUT ALL OUR CUSTOMERS AGREE
OUR COCKS ARE SATISFACTORY