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  1. According to all known laws
  2. of aviation,
  3.  
  4.  
  5. there is no way a bee
  6. should be able to fly.
  7.  
  8.  
  9. Its wings are too small to get
  10. its fat little body off the ground.
  11.  
  12.  
  13. The bee, of course, flies anyway
  14.  
  15.  
  16. because bees don't care
  17. what humans think is impossible.
  18.  
  19.  
  20. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
  21. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
  22.  
  23.  
  24. Ooh, black and yellow!
  25. Let's shake it up a little.
  26.  
  27.  
  28. Barry! Breakfast is ready!
  29.  
  30.  
  31. Ooming!
  32.  
  33.  
  34. Hang on a second.
  35.  
  36.  
  37. Hello?
  38.  
  39.  
  40. - Barry?
  41. - Adam?
  42.  
  43.  
  44. - Oan you believe this is happening?
  45. - I can't. I'll pick you up.
  46.  
  47.  
  48. Looking sharp.
  49.  
  50.  
  51. Use the stairs. Your father
  52. paid good money for those.
  53.  
  54.  
  55. Sorry. I'm excited.
  56.  
  57.  
  58. Here's the graduate.
  59. We're very proud of you, son.
  60.  
  61.  
  62. A perfect report card, all B's.
  63.  
  64.  
  65. Very proud.
  66.  
  67.  
  68. Ma! I got a thing going here.
  69.  
  70.  
  71. - You got lint on your fuzz.
  72. - Ow! That's me!
  73.  
  74.  
  75. - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
  76. - Bye!
  77.  
  78.  
  79. Barry, I told you,
  80. stop flying in the house!
  81.  
  82.  
  83. - Hey, Adam.
  84. - Hey, Barry.
  85.  
  86.  
  87. - Is that fuzz gel?
  88. - A little. Special day, graduation.
  89.  
  90.  
  91. Never thought I'd make it.
  92.  
  93.  
  94. Three days grade school,
  95. three days high school.
  96.  
  97.  
  98. Those were awkward.
  99.  
  100.  
  101. Three days college. I'm glad I took
  102. a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
  103.  
  104.  
  105. You did come back different.
  106.  
  107.  
  108. - Hi, Barry.
  109. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
  110.  
  111.  
  112. - Hear about Frankie?
  113. - Yeah.
  114.  
  115.  
  116. - You going to the funeral?
  117. - No, I'm not going.
  118.  
  119.  
  120. Everybody knows,
  121. sting someone, you die.
  122.  
  123.  
  124. Don't waste it on a squirrel.
  125. Such a hothead.
  126.  
  127.  
  128. I guess he could have
  129. just gotten out of the way.
  130.  
  131.  
  132. I love this incorporating
  133. an amusement park into our day.
  134.  
  135.  
  136. That's why we don't need vacations.
  137.  
  138.  
  139. Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
  140. under the circumstances.
  141.  
  142.  
  143. - Well, Adam, today we are men.
  144. - We are!
  145.  
  146.  
  147. - Bee-men.
  148. - Amen!
  149.  
  150.  
  151. Hallelujah!
  152.  
  153.  
  154. Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
  155.  
  156.  
  157. please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
  158.  
  159.  
  160. Welcome, New Hive Oity
  161. graduating class of...
  162.  
  163.  
  164. ...9:15.
  165.  
  166.  
  167. That concludes our ceremonies.
  168.  
  169.  
  170. And begins your career
  171. at Honex Industries!
  172.  
  173.  
  174. Will we pick ourjob today?
  175.  
  176.  
  177. I heard it's just orientation.
  178.  
  179.  
  180. Heads up! Here we go.
  181.  
  182.  
  183. Keep your hands and antennas
  184. inside the tram at all times.
  185.  
  186.  
  187. - Wonder what it'll be like?
  188. - A little scary.
  189.  
  190.  
  191. Welcome to Honex,
  192. a division of Honesco
  193.  
  194.  
  195. and a part of the Hexagon Group.
  196.  
  197.  
  198. This is it!
  199.  
  200.  
  201. Wow.
  202.  
  203.  
  204. Wow.
  205.  
  206.  
  207. We know that you, as a bee,
  208. have worked your whole life
  209.  
  210.  
  211. to get to the point where you
  212. can work for your whole life.
  213.  
  214.  
  215. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
  216. Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
  217.  
  218.  
  219. Our top-secret formula
  220.  
  221.  
  222. is automatically color-corrected,
  223. scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
  224.  
  225.  
  226. into this soothing sweet syrup
  227.  
  228.  
  229. with its distinctive
  230. golden glow you know as...
  231.  
  232.  
  233. Honey!
  234.  
  235.  
  236. - That girl was hot.
  237. - She's my cousin!
  238.  
  239.  
  240. - She is?
  241. - Yes, we're all cousins.
  242.  
  243.  
  244. - Right. You're right.
  245. - At Honex, we constantly strive
  246.  
  247.  
  248. to improve every aspect
  249. of bee existence.
  250.  
  251.  
  252. These bees are stress-testing
  253. a new helmet technology.
  254.  
  255.  
  256. - What do you think he makes?
  257. - Not enough.
  258.  
  259.  
  260. Here we have our latest advancement,
  261. the Krelman.
  262.  
  263.  
  264. - What does that do?
  265. - Oatches that little strand of honey
  266.  
  267.  
  268. that hangs after you pour it.
  269. Saves us millions.
  270.  
  271.  
  272. Oan anyone work on the Krelman?
  273.  
  274.  
  275. Of course. Most bee jobs are
  276. small ones. But bees know
  277.  
  278.  
  279. that every small job,
  280. if it's done well, means a lot.
  281.  
  282.  
  283. But choose carefully
  284.  
  285.  
  286. because you'll stay in the job
  287. you pick for the rest of your life.
  288.  
  289.  
  290. The same job the rest of your life?
  291. I didn't know that.
  292.  
  293.  
  294. What's the difference?
  295.  
  296.  
  297. You'll be happy to know that bees,
  298. as a species, haven't had one day off
  299.  
  300.  
  301. in 27 million years.
  302.  
  303.  
  304. So you'll just work us to death?
  305.  
  306.  
  307. We'll sure try.
  308.  
  309.  
  310. Wow! That blew my mind!
  311.  
  312.  
  313. "What's the difference?"
  314. How can you say that?
  315.  
  316.  
  317. One job forever?
  318. That's an insane choice to have to make.
  319.  
  320.  
  321. I'm relieved. Now we only have
  322. to make one decision in life.
  323.  
  324.  
  325. But, Adam, how could they
  326. never have told us that?
  327.  
  328.  
  329. Why would you question anything?
  330. We're bees.
  331.  
  332.  
  333. We're the most perfectly
  334. functioning society on Earth.
  335.  
  336.  
  337. You ever think maybe things
  338. work a little too well here?
  339.  
  340.  
  341. Like what? Give me one example.
  342.  
  343.  
  344. I don't know. But you know
  345. what I'm talking about.
  346.  
  347.  
  348. Please clear the gate.
  349. Royal Nectar Force on approach.
  350.  
  351.  
  352. Wait a second. Oheck it out.
  353.  
  354.  
  355. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
  356. - Wow.
  357.  
  358.  
  359. I've never seen them this close.
  360.  
  361.  
  362. They know what it's like
  363. outside the hive.
  364.  
  365.  
  366. Yeah, but some don't come back.
  367.  
  368.  
  369. - Hey, Jocks!
  370. - Hi, Jocks!
  371.  
  372.  
  373. You guys did great!
  374.  
  375.  
  376. You're monsters!
  377. You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
  378.  
  379.  
  380. - I wonder where they were.
  381. - I don't know.
  382.  
  383.  
  384. Their day's not planned.
  385.  
  386.  
  387. Outside the hive, flying who knows
  388. where, doing who knows what.
  389.  
  390.  
  391. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
  392. Jock. You have to be bred for that.
  393.  
  394.  
  395. Right.
  396.  
  397.  
  398. Look. That's more pollen
  399. than you and I will see in a lifetime.
  400.  
  401.  
  402. It's just a status symbol.
  403. Bees make too much of it.
  404.  
  405.  
  406. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
  407. and the ladies see you wearing it.
  408.  
  409.  
  410. Those ladies?
  411. Aren't they our cousins too?
  412.  
  413.  
  414. Distant. Distant.
  415.  
  416.  
  417. Look at these two.
  418.  
  419.  
  420. - Oouple of Hive Harrys.
  421. - Let's have fun with them.
  422.  
  423.  
  424. It must be dangerous
  425. being a Pollen Jock.
  426.  
  427.  
  428. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
  429. against a mushroom!
  430.  
  431.  
  432. He had a paw on my throat,
  433. and with the other, he was slapping me!
  434.  
  435.  
  436. - Oh, my!
  437. - I never thought I'd knock him out.
  438.  
  439.  
  440. What were you doing during this?
  441.  
  442.  
  443. Trying to alert the authorities.
  444.  
  445.  
  446. I can autograph that.
  447.  
  448.  
  449. A little gusty out there today,
  450. wasn't it, comrades?
  451.  
  452.  
  453. Yeah. Gusty.
  454.  
  455.  
  456. We're hitting a sunflower patch
  457. six miles from here tomorrow.
  458.  
  459.  
  460. - Six miles, huh?
  461. - Barry!
  462.  
  463.  
  464. A puddle jump for us,
  465. but maybe you're not up for it.
  466.  
  467.  
  468. - Maybe I am.
  469. - You are not!
  470.  
  471.  
  472. We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
  473.  
  474.  
  475. What do you think, buzzy-boy?
  476. Are you bee enough?
  477.  
  478.  
  479. I might be. It all depends
  480. on what 0900 means.
  481.  
  482.  
  483. Hey, Honex!
  484.  
  485.  
  486. Dad, you surprised me.
  487.  
  488.  
  489. You decide what you're interested in?
  490.  
  491.  
  492. - Well, there's a lot of choices.
  493. - But you only get one.
  494.  
  495.  
  496. Do you ever get bored
  497. doing the same job every day?
  498.  
  499.  
  500. Son, let me tell you about stirring.
  501.  
  502.  
  503. You grab that stick, and you just
  504. move it around, and you stir it around.
  505.  
  506.  
  507. You get yourself into a rhythm.
  508. It's a beautiful thing.
  509.  
  510.  
  511. You know, Dad,
  512. the more I think about it,
  513.  
  514.  
  515. maybe the honey field
  516. just isn't right for me.
  517.  
  518.  
  519. You were thinking of what,
  520. making balloon animals?
  521.  
  522.  
  523. That's a bad job
  524. for a guy with a stinger.
  525.  
  526.  
  527. Janet, your son's not sure
  528. he wants to go into honey!
  529.  
  530.  
  531. - Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
  532. - I'm not trying to be funny.
  533.  
  534.  
  535. You're not funny! You're going
  536. into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
  537.  
  538.  
  539. - You're gonna be a stirrer?
  540. - No one's listening to me!
  541.  
  542.  
  543. Wait till you see the sticks I have.
  544.  
  545.  
  546. I could say anything right now.
  547. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
  548.  
  549.  
  550. Let's open some honey and celebrate!
  551.  
  552.  
  553. Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
  554. Shave my antennae.
  555.  
  556.  
  557. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
  558. a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
  559.  
  560.  
  561. I'm so proud.
  562.  
  563.  
  564. - We're starting work today!
  565. - Today's the day.
  566.  
  567.  
  568. Oome on! All the good jobs
  569. will be gone.
  570.  
  571.  
  572. Yeah, right.
  573.  
  574.  
  575. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
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