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  1. // I was quaking Tharbad chief, finished guards, and was about to wake charmies and make them buff while I nuked chief dead, when the following took place.
  2. // I thought it was fun, and I certainly got a rush out of it.
  3.  
  4.  
  5.  
  6. HP:Fine Mana:Warm>
  7. *Nemi the Black Númenórean* has arrived from the west.
  8. A lithe orc has arrived from the west.
  9.  
  10. HP:Fine Mana:Warm>
  11. You swiftly dodge *Nemi the Black Númenórean*'s attempt to pierce you.
  12. HP:Fine Mana:Warm *Nemi the Black Númenórean*:Fine>
  13.  
  14. *Nemi the Black Númenórean* gives a lithe orc an order.
  15.  
  16. HP:Fine Mana:Warm *Nemi the Black Númenórean*:Fine>
  17. You flee head over heels.// Wait, Nooo! Why! What! AAAARRRRG! HELP!
  18. You flee north.
  19. Dining Hall
  20. A warhorse (m) is standing here.
  21. Exits: (south).
  22.  
  23. HP:Fine Mana:Warm>
  24. west
  25.  
  26. Alas, you cannot go that way...
  27.  
  28. HP:Fine Mana:Warm>
  29. close exit s
  30.  
  31. Ok.
  32.  
  33. HP:Fine Mana:Warm>
  34. west
  35.  
  36. Alas, you cannot go that way...
  37. HP:Fine Mana:Warm>
  38. south
  39.  
  40. The oakdoor seems to be closed.
  41.  
  42. HP:Fine Mana:Warm>
  43. west
  44.  
  45. The oakdoor is opened from the other side.
  46.  
  47. Alas, you cannot go that way...
  48.  
  49. HP:Fine Mana:Warm>
  50. *Nemi the Black Númenórean* has arrived from the south.
  51. A lithe orc has arrived from the south.
  52.  
  53. HP:Fine Mana:Warm>
  54.  
  55. *Nemi the Black Númenórean* closes the oakdoor.
  56.  
  57. HP:Fine Mana:Warm>
  58.  
  59. *Nemi the Black Númenórean* begins some strange incantations...
  60.  
  61. You swiftly dodge a lithe orc's attempt to hit you.
  62.  
  63. HP:Fine Mana:Warm a lithe orc:Healthy>
  64. south
  65.  
  66. No way! You are fighting for your life!
  67.  
  68. You flee head over heels.
  69. PANIC! You couldn't escape!
  70.  
  71. HP:Fine Mana:Warm a lithe orc:Healthy>
  72. You slash a lithe orc's left arm and tickle it.
  73.  
  74. HP:Fine Mana:Warm a lithe orc:Fine>
  75. open exit
  76.  
  77. *Nemi the Black Númenórean* utters the words 'block door'
  78. The exit south seems to blur for a while. // Well shit lol
  79.  
  80. HP:Fine Mana:Warm a lithe orc:Fine>
  81. open exit
  82.  
  83. That's impossible, I'm afraid.
  84.  
  85. You flee head over heels.
  86. PANIC! You couldn't escape!
  87.  
  88. HP:Fine Mana:Warm a lithe orc:Fine>
  89. flee
  90.  
  91. That's impossible, I'm afraid.
  92.  
  93. HP:Fine Mana:Warm a lithe orc:Fine>
  94. open exit
  95.  
  96. You are already attempting to flee!
  97.  
  98. *Nemi the Black Númenórean* gives a lithe orc an order.
  99.  
  100. HP:Fine Mana:Warm a lithe orc:Fine>
  101. That's impossible, I'm afraid.
  102.  
  103. HP:Fine Mana:Warm a lithe orc:Fine>
  104.  
  105. You flee head over heels.
  106. PANIC! You couldn't escape!
  107.  
  108. HP:Fine Mana:Warm a lithe orc:Fine>
  109. cha spell n
  110.  
  111. Ok.
  112.  
  113. HP:Fine Mana:Warm a lithe orc:Fine>
  114. You flee head over heels.
  115. PANIC! You couldn't escape!
  116.  
  117. HP:Fine Mana:Warm a lithe orc:Fine>
  118. *Nemi the Black Númenórean* begins some strange incantations...
  119. You strongly slash a lithe orc's right foot and tickle it.
  120.  
  121. HP:Fine Mana:Warm a lithe orc:Fine>
  122. You flee head over heels.
  123. PANIC! You couldn't escape!
  124.  
  125. HP:Fine Mana:Warm a lithe orc:Fine>
  126. *Nemi the Black Númenórean* utters the words 'lightning bolt'
  127. *Nemi the Black Númenórean* sends a powerful lightning bolt at you, you stagger from the impact.
  128.  
  129. HP:Hurt Mana:Warm a lithe orc:Fine>cha spell q
  130.  
  131. *Nemi the Black Númenórean* begins some strange incantations...
  132.  
  133. You flee head over heels.
  134. PANIC! You couldn't escape!
  135.  
  136. HP:Hurt Mana:Warm a lithe orc:Fine>
  137. c 'earthquake' // Keep dreaming...
  138.  
  139. Ok.
  140. HP:Hurt Mana:Warm a lithe orc:Fine>
  141. HP:Hurt Mana:Warm a lithe orc:Fine>
  142. You start to concentrate...
  143.  
  144. A lithe orc sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.
  145. Aye! You cannot concentrate any more...
  146.  
  147. HP:Hurt Mana:Warm a lithe orc:Fine>
  148. *Nemi the Black Númenórean* utters the word 'yufzbarr'
  149. *Nemi the Black Númenórean*'s fireball completely envelops you, causing infernal pain.
  150.  
  151. c 'earthquake'
  152. HP:Hurt Mana:Warm a lithe orc:Fine>
  153.  
  154. *Nemi the Black Númenórean* begins some strange incantations...
  155.  
  156. You try to flee, but cannot!
  157.  
  158. You feel less protected.
  159. A lithe orc barely hits your right arm and tickles it.
  160.  
  161. HP:Hurt Mana:Warm a lithe orc:Fine>
  162.  
  163. You try to flee, but cannot!
  164.  
  165. HP:Hurt Mana:Warm a lithe orc:Fine>
  166. *Nemi the Black Númenórean* begins some strange incantations...
  167.  
  168. HP:Hurt Mana:Warm a lithe orc:Fine>
  169. You try to flee, but cannot!
  170.  
  171. HP:Hurt Mana:Warm a lithe orc:Fine>
  172. You flee head over heels.
  173. PANIC! You couldn't escape!
  174.  
  175. HP:Hurt Mana:Warm a lithe orc:Fine>
  176. *Nemi the Black Númenórean* utters the word 'yufzbarr'
  177. *Nemi the Black Númenórean*'s fireball completely envelops you, causing infernal pain.
  178. That really HURT!
  179. As the ice that held your ring together melts down, the ancient metal band falls asunder, shattered to minute pieces.
  180.  
  181. use powder
  182.  
  183. HP:Wounded Mana:Warm a lithe orc:Fine>
  184. You try to flee, but cannot!
  185.  
  186. HP:Wounded Mana:Warm a lithe orc:Fine>
  187. down
  188.  
  189. You try to flee, but cannot!
  190.  
  191. HP:Wounded Mana:Warm a lithe orc:Fine>
  192. *Nemi the Black Númenórean* begins some strange incantations...
  193.  
  194. Your head stops stinging.
  195.  
  196. You flee head over heels.
  197. PANIC! You couldn't escape!
  198.  
  199. HP:Wounded Mana:Warm a lithe orc:Fine>
  200.  
  201. You start to concentrate...
  202.  
  203. HP:Wounded Mana:Warm a lithe orc:Fine>
  204.  
  205. You throw a small pouch to the ground.
  206. An extremely bright flash of light stuns you!
  207. You are stunned and cannot realize what is going on!
  208.  
  209. HP:Wounded Mana:Warm Someone:Fine>
  210. get fragment all
  211. throw fragment exit
  212. get fragment
  213.  
  214. No way! You are fighting for your life!
  215.  
  216. You flee head over heels.
  217. PANIC! You couldn't escape!
  218.  
  219. HP:Wounded Mana:Warm Someone:Fine>
  220.  
  221. HP:Wounded Mana:Warm Someone:Fine>
  222.  
  223. HP:Wounded Mana:Warm Someone:Fine>
  224.  
  225. You don't see anything to get things from.
  226. HP:Wounded Mana:Warm Someone:Fine>
  227.  
  228. Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!
  229.  
  230. You flee head over heels.
  231. PANIC! You couldn't escape!
  232.  
  233. HP:Wounded Mana:Warm Someone:Fine>
  234. You can't find a fragment.
  235. HP:Wounded Mana:Warm Someone:Fine>HP:Wounded Mana:Warm Someone:Fine>
  236.  
  237. HP:Wounded Mana:Warm Someone:Fine>
  238. You flee head over heels.
  239. PANIC! You couldn't escape!
  240.  
  241. HP:Wounded Mana:Warm Someone:Fine>
  242.  
  243. HP:Wounded Mana:Warm Someone:Fine>
  244. get fragment all
  245. throw fragment exit
  246. get fragment
  247.  
  248. Your head stops spinning and you can see clearly again.
  249.  
  250. HP:Wounded Mana:Warm a lithe orc:Fine>
  251. You get a twisted rock fragment from a leather backpack.
  252.  
  253. You flee head over heels.
  254. PANIC! You couldn't escape!
  255.  
  256. HP:Wounded Mana:Warm a lithe orc:Fine>
  257. As you throw a twisted rock fragment at the oakdoor, there is an explosion.
  258. The will blocking the oakdoor resisted your spell.
  259.  
  260. HP:Wounded Mana:Warm a lithe orc:Fine>
  261. You can't find a fragment.
  262.  
  263. HP:Wounded Mana:Warm a lithe orc:Fine>open exit s
  264.  
  265. You flee head over heels.
  266. PANIC! You couldn't escape!
  267.  
  268. HP:Wounded Mana:Warm a lithe orc:Fine>south
  269.  
  270. That's impossible, I'm afraid.
  271.  
  272. HP:Wounded Mana:Warm a lithe orc:Fine>
  273. No way! You are fighting for your life!
  274.  
  275. *Nemi the Black Númenórean* gives a lithe orc an order.
  276.  
  277. HP:Wounded Mana:Warm a lithe orc:Fine>
  278. *Nemi the Black Númenórean* begins some strange incantations...
  279.  
  280. PANIC! You can't quit the fight!
  281.  
  282. HP:Wounded Mana:Warm a lithe orc:Fine>
  283. You flee head over heels.
  284. PANIC! You couldn't escape!
  285.  
  286. HP:Wounded Mana:Warm a lithe orc:Fine>get fragment all
  287. throw fragment exit
  288. get fragment
  289.  
  290. You get a twisted rock fragment from a leather backpack.
  291.  
  292. HP:Wounded Mana:Warm a lithe orc:Fine>
  293. As you throw a twisted rock fragment at the oakdoor, there is an explosion.
  294. The oakdoor seems to blur for a while.
  295.  
  296. *Nemi the Black Númenórean* utters the words 'lightning bolt'
  297. *Nemi the Black Númenórean* sends a powerful lightning bolt at you, you stagger from the impact.
  298. You are wracked with overwhelming PAIN!
  299.  
  300. HP:Awful Mana:Warm a lithe orc:Fine>
  301. You can't find a fragment.
  302.  
  303. You flee head over heels.
  304. PANIC! You couldn't escape!
  305.  
  306. HP:Awful Mana:Warm a lithe orc:Fine>
  307. use powder
  308.  
  309. You dodge a bash from a lithe orc who loses his balance.
  310.  
  311. HP:Awful Mana:Warm a lithe orc:Fine>
  312. You throw a small pouch to the ground.
  313. An extremely bright flash of light stuns you!
  314. You are stunned and cannot realize what is going on!
  315.  
  316. HP:Awful Mana:Warm Someone:Fine>
  317. open exit
  318.  
  319. You flee head over heels.
  320. PANIC! You couldn't escape!
  321.  
  322. HP:Awful Mana:Warm Someone:Fine>
  323. Ok.
  324.  
  325. HP:Awful Mana:Warm Someone:Fine>
  326. open exit
  327.  
  328. You flee head over heels.
  329. You flee south.
  330. You are inside.
  331.  
  332. HP:Awful Mana:Warm>
  333. flee // Nooooo!
  334.  
  335. The oakdoor closes quietly.
  336.  
  337. Ok.
  338. HP:Awful Mana:Warm>
  339. open exit
  340.  
  341. You flee head over heels.
  342. You flee north. // Of all the dirs...
  343. You are inside.
  344.  
  345. HP:Awful Mana:Warm>
  346. west
  347.  
  348. Someone closes the oakdoor.
  349.  
  350. Ok.
  351.  
  352. Your head stops spinning and you can see clearly again. // Eek! why can't you last a little longer!
  353.  
  354. HP:Awful Mana:Warm>
  355.  
  356. *Nemi the Black Númenórean* closes the oakdoor.
  357.  
  358. HP:Awful Mana:Warm>
  359.  
  360. Alas, you cannot go that way... // Where are you going?
  361.  
  362. HP:Awful Mana:Warm>
  363. south
  364.  
  365. The oakdoor seems to be closed. // Noo! We don't have time for this!
  366.  
  367. HP:Awful Mana:Warm>
  368. open oakdoor // Yes, finally something useful
  369.  
  370. open oakdoor
  371.  
  372. Ok.
  373.  
  374. HP:Awful Mana:Warm>
  375. south
  376.  
  377. It's already open!
  378.  
  379. HP:Awful Mana:Warm>
  380. open oakdoor
  381.  
  382. The Waiting Room
  383. A mother eagle (X) is standing here.
  384. A mother eagle (XX) is standing here.
  385.  
  386. Exits: (north), [south], west.
  387.  
  388. The oakdoor closes quietly.
  389.  
  390. HP:Awful Mana:Warm>
  391. west
  392.  
  393. Ok.
  394.  
  395. HP:Awful Mana:Warm>
  396. south
  397.  
  398. The oakdoor closes quietly.
  399.  
  400. The Inner Yard
  401. A well-crafted white fountain is here, water pouring forth from it.
  402. Exits: east, south.
  403.  
  404. HP:Awful Mana:Warm>
  405. west
  406.  
  407. Master Road
  408. Exits: north, east, west.
  409.  
  410. HP:Awful Mana:Warm>
  411. south
  412.  
  413. Shadows' Street
  414. A sturdy trained horse is standing here.
  415. Exits: north, east.
  416.  
  417. HP:Awful Mana:Warm>
  418. west
  419.  
  420. Alas, you cannot go that way...
  421.  
  422. HP:Awful Mana:Warm>
  423. Alas, you cannot go that way...
  424.  
  425. HP:Awful Mana:Warm>
  426. cha spell n
  427. north
  428.  
  429. Ok.
  430.  
  431. HP:Awful Mana:Warm>
  432. north
  433. Shadows' Street
  434. Exits: north, south.
  435.  
  436. HP:Awful Mana:Warm>
  437. get blackscroll all
  438. recite blackscroll
  439.  
  440. Shadows' Street
  441. Exits: north, south.
  442.  
  443. HP:Awful Mana:Warm>
  444. You get a black scroll from a leather backpack.
  445.  
  446. HP:Awful Mana:Warm>
  447. You start reciting a black scroll.
  448.  
  449. You recite a black scroll which dissolves.
  450. You heal yourself.
  451. A warm feeling fills your body.
  452. The duration of the strength spell has been improved.
  453.  
  454. HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>
  455. c 'armour'
  456. You start to concentrate...
  457.  
  458. A blue transparent wall slowly appears around you.
  459.  
  460. HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>
  461. t Ownzer fuck lol // Yeah, that about sums it up
  462.  
  463. Ok.
  464.  
  465. HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>
  466.  
  467.  
  468.  
  469.  
  470. // THE END!
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