[ default ]
special action
try to steal an item
if hascombatitem oily boid
    item oily boid
endif
if monstername Alielf || monstername cat-alien || monstername dog-alien
    goto Retreat
endif
skill entangling noodles
item Great Wolf's lice
item Miniborg strangler
item Miniborg hiveminder
if monstername Quantum Mechanic
    item El Vibrato restraints
    goto Mortar
endif
item spectre scepter
mark Bindle
if monstername Lynyrd || monstername God Lobster || monstername Witchess Knight
    if didcritical 2
        goto Mortar
    endif
    attack with weapon
    goto Bindle
endif
if monstername Eldritch Tentacle
    if hascombatitem shaking 4-d camera
        goto Enext
    endif
    item 4-d camera
    mark Enext
endif
if monstername drunken 7-foot dwarf
    skill show them your ring
endif
if monstername plastered frat orc
    skill snokebomb
endif
if monstername werecougar
    item Louder Than Bomb
endif
if monstername unemployed knob goblin
    if hasskill olfaction
        skill transcendent olfaction
    endif
    if hasskill gallapagosian mating call
        skill gallapagosian mating call
    endif
    # note     if hasskill 7265
    # note       skill fire the jokester's gun
    # note     endif
    # note    if hasskill shattering punch
    # note        skill shattering punch
    # note   endif
endif
mark Mortar
skill stuffed mortar shell
item porquoise-handled sixgun
attack with weapon
mark End
skill weapon of the pastalord
if missed 5
    abort
endif
if hpbelow 80
    abort
endif
skill weapon of the pastalord
if missed 5
    abort
endif
if hpbelow 80
    abort
endif
skill weapon of the pastalord
if missed 5
    abort
endif
if hpbelow 80
    abort
endif
skill weapon of the pastalord
if missed 5
    abort
endif
if hpbelow 80
    abort
endif
skill weapon of the pastalord
if missed 5
    abort
endif
if hpbelow 80
    abort
endif
abort
mark Retreat
if hascombatitem glob of Blank-Out
    item glob of Blank-Out
endif
if hascombatitem peppermint parasol
    item peppermint parasol
endif
if hascombatitem GOTO
    item GOTO
    item GOTO
    item GOTO
    item GOTO
    item GOTO
    item GOTO
endif