MemeAIFantasyStory

You are Kolby, a knight living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a steel longsword
 and a wooden shield. You are on a quest to defeat the evil dragon of Larion.
 You've heard he lives up at the north of the kingdom. You set on the path to
 defeat him and walk into a dark forest. As you enter the forest you see a large
 black dragon flying above it. He looks like an angry horned owl with a human
 face
> Throw your sword at the dragon.

You throw your sword at the dragon. It hits him right in his eye causing him
 to lose balance and fall from the sky. The dragon turns around and begins to
 fly away as you run after him
> Throw your shield at his head to stun him.

You throw your shield at the dragon's head. It hits him in the head and causes
 him to stop and turn around. He flies towards you but you manage to grab hold
 of his tail and pull yourself out of the way
> Chokehold the dragon.

You chokehold the dragon on the ground. He tries to bite you but you pull your
 hand back and slap his face with it. He lets go of you and falls off the edge.
 You jump down and land safely on the ground.
> Start beating the dragon in the eye.

You start beating the dragon in the eye. He lets out a scream and drops to the
 ground. You pick up the fallen sword and begin to beat the dragon again. This
 time he lets out another scream and drops to the ground
> Punch the dragon to death.

You punch the dragon in the chest killing him instantly. You look up at the dragon
 who is now dead. You look down at your body and see that you are bleeding profusely
> Eat the dragon's heart to restore your strenght and absorb his power.

You eat the dragon's heart. Your strength increases greatly and you feel invigorated.
 You feel like you can take on anything. You continue eating the heart until
 you feel full. You then vomit up the heart. You feel better than ever
> Eat the vomit, keep it in.

You eat the vomit, keeping it in for later use. You feel much better and feel
 ready to take on any challenge. You decide to try to find some more dragons
 to kill. You find two more nearby and decide to try to catch them