It's a whole new world we live in
Pokémon Johto!

Everybody just wants to play a game
Everybody wants to have some fun
Everybody played gen 2 in shame
What the hell just happened there, son?

Each time you try, you'll get a stupid block at day or night
Each step you climb is one more step to 3 Dragonites!

It's a s***y world we live in
It's Kanto V2 we see
It's a whole new place, but the s***'s the f***ing same
And I've still gotta catch em all, and be the best effortlessly

Pokémon Johto!

Everybody wants to defend this s*** gen
Everybody wants to live in the past
Stand together with tinted goggles
Every game has stall so no going fast

Give it all you've got! Just beat Red to end this misery!
Take your best shot! Don't worry, Red is really easy!

It's a s***y world we live in
It's Kanto V2 we see
It's a whole new place, but the s***'s the f***ing same
And I've still gotta catch em all, and be the best effortlessly

Pokémon Johto!

It's a s***y world we live in (live in)
It's Kanto V2 we see (we see)
It's a whole new place, but the s***'s the f***ing same (f***in' same)
And I've still gotta catch em all, and be the best effortlessly

Pokémon Johto! Yeah!

It's a s***y world we live in
It's Kanto V2 we see
It's a whole new place, but the s***'s the f***ing same
And I've still gotta catch em all, and be the best effortlessly

Pokémon Johto! Yeah!
Pokémon Johto! Oh!

Pokémon Johto!