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  1. Mary (xxlukarukaparatrupaxx@hotmail.com)
  2. Nicole (kawaiiyukix@hotmail.co.uk)
  3. Philip (philiprobinson6995@hotmail.com)
  4. (6:18 PM) Philip: Oh gods...
  5. (6:18 PM) Mary: WELL IF IT ISN'T FAGGO MCCOCKTEASE.
  6. (6:19 PM) Philip: Nicole, WTF?
  7. (6:19 PM) Nicole: Sup Mary.
  8. (6:19 PM) Philip: She's the abuser.
  9. (6:19 PM) Mary: BRIT FAG ALERT.
  10. HE TRIED TO RAPE ME.
  11. (6:19 PM) Nicole: Oh how tragic.
  12. (6:19 PM) Philip: Rubbish!
  13. (6:19 PM) Mary: THEN TRIED TO BE A COCKTEASE!
  14. (6:19 PM) Philip: You abused me!
  15. (6:19 PM) Mary: FAGGO MCCOCKTEASE FAGGO MCCOCKTEASE FAGGO MCCOCKTEASE FAGGO MCCOCKTEASE FAGGO MCCOCKTEASE FAGGO MCCOCKTEASE FAGGO MCCOCKTEASE FAGGO MCCOCKTEASE FAGGO MCCOCKTEASE FAGGO MCCOCKTEASE FAGGO MCCOCKTEASE FAGGO MCCOCKTEASE FAGGO MCCOCKTEASE FAGGO MCCOCKTEASE FAGGO MCCOCKTEASE FAGGO MCCOCKTEASE FAGGO MCCOCKTEASE FAGGO MCCOCKTEASE FAGGO MCCOCKTEASE FAGGO MCCOCKTEASE FAGGO MCCOCKTEASE FAGGO MCCOCKTEASE FAGGO MCCOCKTEASE FAGGO MCCOCKTEASE FAGGO MCCOCKTEASE FAGGO MCCOCKTEASE FAGGO MCCOCKTEASE FAGGO MCCOCKTEASE FAGGO MCCOCKTEASE FAGGO MCCOCKTEASE FAGGO MCCOCKTEASE FAGGO MCCOCKTEASE FAGGO MCCOCKTEASE FAGGO MCCOCKTEASE  
  16. (6:19 PM) Nicole: Actually, you're the one who's "penis is bulging out of my pants. o___O" as I recall it?
  17. (6:20 PM) Mary: He scared me.
  18. Also FAGGO MCCOCKTEASE.
  19. (6:20 PM) Philip: ...I never typed that in! Honestly! I was getting a drink!
  20. (6:20 PM) Nicole: (5:50 PM) Philip: (Holy crap, my penis is bulging out of my underpants. O_o)  
  21. (6:20 PM) Mary: A DRINK OF WHAT, YOUR SEMEN?
  22. (6:20 PM) Philip: ...I'm so gonna kill Edric when he awakes. -_-
  23. (6:20 PM) Mary: EDRIC?
  24. (6:20 PM) Philip: My brother.
  25. (6:20 PM) Nicole: I hope you have fun with that.
  26. (6:20 PM) Mary: Why?
  27. (6:21 PM) Philip: Because he typed it. 5:50pm (10:50pm for me), I was getting a drink because it's so bloody boiling here.
  28. (6:21 PM) Nicole: Bullshit.
  29. (6:21 PM) Mary: Yeah fucking right.
  30. FAGGO MCCOCKTEASE.
  31. (6:21 PM) Philip: Prove I'm wrong.
  32. (6:21 PM) Nicole: We already know that you're a sexual harraser.
  33. So cut the crap.
  34. *harasser
  35. (6:22 PM) Philip: Who are you two?
  36. (6:22 PM) Mary: Plus you're a cocktease.
  37. And cockteases also let their junk hang out.
  38. (6:22 PM) Nicole: We're Mary and Nicole. Duh.
  39. (6:22 PM) Philip has left the conversation.
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