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  1. [0:23] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: sup
  2. [0:23] [Local] PrincessZelda@Cpt.Starstrider: good start
  3. [0:23] [Local] YEE@Tacticus14: make your approach
  4. [0:23] [Local] Oof@steve1037: just be yourself\
  5. [0:23] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: tail is lookin EXTRA clean today
  6. [0:23] [Local] PrincessZelda@Cpt.Starstrider: ...
  7. [0:23] [Local] YEE@Tacticus14: oh no
  8. [0:23] [Local] PrincessZelda@Cpt.Starstrider: not that kind of approach
  9. [0:23] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: gotta admit
  10. [0:23] [Local] YEE@Tacticus14: this cant be good
  11. [0:23] [Local] Rosalynne Arion@jahavasaud: "What."
  12. [0:24] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: not everyday you can see an old man do this!
  13. [0:24] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: what you think?
  14. [0:24] [Local] YEE@Tacticus14: nice nice
  15. [0:24] [Local] PrincessZelda@Cpt.Starstrider: keep it smooth man
  16. [0:24] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: i know slender man IRL
  17. [0:24] [Local] Rosalynne Arion@jahavasaud: "I mean, I've seen an older dude shimmy around backwards before."
  18. [0:24] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: and kanye
  19. [0:24] [Local] YEE@Tacticus14: tell her you know Kanye
  20. [0:24] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: really now
  21. [0:25] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: tell me where
  22. [0:25] [Local] PrincessZelda@Cpt.Starstrider: how is this going better than the last one?
  23. [0:25] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: dont mind my friends
  24. [0:25] [Local] YEE@Tacticus14: hes doing great
  25. [0:25] [Local] Oof@steve1037: Oof
  26. [0:25] [Local] Rosalynne Arion@jahavasaud: "Yeah, man, fuck, didn't you ever see the old Six Flags commercials?"
  27. [0:25] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: no actually
  28. [0:25] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: enlighten me
  29. [0:25] [Local] Rosalynne Arion@jahavasaud: "Dude has you beat."
  30. [0:25] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: oof
  31. [0:26] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: i think ik what youre talking about now
  32. [0:26] [Local] Oof@steve1037: yes?
  33. [0:26] [Local] YEE@Tacticus14: dont oof it up
  34. [0:26] [Local] Oof@steve1037: oh i thought you said my name
  35. [0:26] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: anyways
  36. [0:26] [Local] PrincessZelda@Cpt.Starstrider: keep with the small talk
  37. [0:26] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: work? socail life? got any?
  38. [0:26] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: howre they doin?
  39. [0:27] [Local] Rosalynne Arion@jahavasaud: "They're doing pretty good. Keeps me distracted."
  40. [0:27] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: nice nice
  41. [0:27] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: same here
  42. [0:27] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: college is rough...
  43. [0:27] [Local] YEE@Tacticus14: tell her how good my new album is?
  44. [0:27] [Local] Rosalynne Arion@jahavasaud: "... you're in college?"
  45. [0:28] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: yeah
  46. [0:28] [Local] PrincessZelda@Cpt.Starstrider: ask who her main is in super smash brothers?
  47. [0:28] [Local] Rosalynne Arion@jahavasaud: "For what?"
  48. [0:28] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: Ph.D EX
  49. [0:28] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: in political science
  50. [0:28] [Local] Rosalynne Arion@jahavasaud: "Good luck."
  51. [0:28] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: thanks there bud
  52. [0:29] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: wanna bust a move?
  53. [0:29] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: on that dang dance floor
  54. [0:29] [Local] Rosalynne Arion@jahavasaud: "Nah, I got two left hooves."
  55. [0:29] [Local] PrincessZelda@Cpt.Starstrider: your moving too fast boy
  56. [0:29] [Local] PrincessZelda@Cpt.Starstrider: slow it down
  57. [0:29] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: i see what you mean
  58. [0:29] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: i could take the lead
  59. [0:29] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: you know
  60. [0:29] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: have you follow along?
  61. [0:29] [Local] PrincessZelda@Cpt.Starstrider: stop...
  62. [0:30] [Local] PrincessZelda@Cpt.Starstrider: stop it
  63. [0:30] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: make it a bit easier
  64. [0:30] [Local] PrincessZelda@Cpt.Starstrider: you're pushing too hard
  65. [0:30] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: what do you say?
  66. [0:30] [Local] Rosalynne Arion@jahavasaud: "No, no. I really don't dance. Not at thirteen feet tall."
  67. [0:30] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: aww, ok then
  68. [0:30] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: i getcha
  69. [0:31] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: well anyways
  70. [0:31] [Local] YEE@Tacticus14: just dropped by to let you know my new album is dropping this year
  71. [0:31] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: care to watch
  72. [0:31] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: dont mind kanye
  73. [0:31] [Local] PrincessZelda@Cpt.Starstrider: nice plug
  74. [0:31] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: he uhh
  75. [0:31] [Local] YEE@Tacticus14: thx
  76. [0:31] [Local] Rosalynne Arion@jahavasaud: "Who the fuck was that? Wait, Kanye?"
  77. [0:31] [Local] PrincessZelda@Cpt.Starstrider: can you plug my new game?
  78. [0:32] [Local] YEE@Tacticus14: sup
  79. [0:32] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: no! wait...
  80. [0:32] YEE@Tacticus14 claps for DickCheney.
  81. [0:32] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: i thought we were a minglin'
  82. [0:33] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: what exatcly do you do at work?
  83. [0:33] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: and what is your job
  84. [0:33] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: start with that i guess
  85. [0:33] [Local] PrincessZelda@Cpt.Starstrider: "nice, back to the small talk"
  86. [0:34] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: also yes
  87. [0:34] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: i know kanye irl
  88. [0:34] [Local] Rosalynne Arion@jahavasaud: "Nothing right now. Government subsidy for magic-related victims. Supposed to start hero-work once I stop randomly trying to murder people under the influence of evil spirits."
  89. [0:34] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: neat
  90. [0:34] [Local] PrincessZelda@Cpt.Starstrider: "I could probably help with that..."
  91. [0:34] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: rough work
  92. [0:34] Rosalynne Arion@jahavasaud looks over at the other three. "Is no one going to tell him that's a huge red flag?"
  93. [0:35] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: uhm
  94. [0:35] [Local] PrincessZelda@Cpt.Starstrider: we know he's a huge failure...
  95. [0:35] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: I MEANT
  96. [0:35] [Local] PrincessZelda@Cpt.Starstrider: just cut him some slack
  97. [0:35] [Local] Oof@steve1037: Ask if she's single
  98. [0:35] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: that it is a tough job, for hard working people
  99. [0:35] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: glad we got people like you on the job :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
  100. [0:35] [Local] YEE@Tacticus14: i mean I battle evil spirits every day. like the inner evil spirits of my mind
  101. [0:36] [Local] PrincessZelda@Cpt.Starstrider: just give up
  102. [0:36] [Local] Rosalynne Arion@jahavasaud: "You've gone into political rally mode there."
  103. [0:36] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: im beggining to sense you aren't into my line of work...
  104. [0:37] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: well, let me just say
  105. [0:37] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: the job chose me
  106. [0:37] [Local] Rosalynne Arion@jahavasaud: "It's not that."
  107. [0:37] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: hm.
  108. [0:38] [Local] Rosalynne Arion@jahavasaud: "It's like, politicians are like movie stars. You get involved into this whole other world and frankly I'm having a hard enough time with cultists and talking cats."
  109. [0:38] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: i get that
  110. [0:38] [Local] PrincessZelda@Cpt.Starstrider: I feel you sister
  111. [0:38] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: we both have our areas of work
  112. [0:38] [Local] Oof@steve1037: Oof
  113. [0:38] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: and they challenge us in different ways
  114. [0:38] [Friend] @AndyTheK16 has logged on.
  115. [0:39] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: anyways.
  116. [0:39] [Local] PrincessZelda@Cpt.Starstrider: So kanye... can put some of your music into my next game?
  117. [0:39] [Local] Rosalynne Arion@jahavasaud: "So uh, I gotta ask."
  118. [0:39] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: yes?
  119. [0:39] [Local] YEE@Tacticus14: sure zelda
  120. [0:39] [Local] Rosalynne Arion@jahavasaud: "Are you impersonating Dick Cheney or are you Dick Cheney? Because the look is spot on."
  121. [0:40] [Local] PrincessZelda@Cpt.Starstrider: Thanks "Kayne West"
  122. [0:40] [Friend] @Eihort has logged off.
  123. [0:40] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: you bet your left hoof im the real dickcheney
  124. [0:41] [Local] Rosalynne Arion@jahavasaud: "So.... uh... wait."
  125. [0:41] [Local] Rosalynne Arion@jahavasaud: "I remember seeing something."
  126. [0:41] Rosalynne Arion@jahavasaud checks google on her cell phone.
  127. [0:41] [Local] Rosalynne Arion@jahavasaud: "Aren't you married?"
  128. [0:41] [Local] YEE@Tacticus14: abort abort
  129. [0:41] [Local] PrincessZelda@Cpt.Starstrider: ABORT MISSION!
  130. [0:41] [Local] Oof@steve1037: KEEP GOING!
  131. [0:41] [Local] PrincessZelda@Cpt.Starstrider: retreat!
  132. [0:41] [Local] Rosalynne Arion@jahavasaud: "You have like eight grandkids!"
  133. [0:41] [Local] YEE@Tacticus14: get out of there
  134. [0:41] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: that complicates things yes...
  135. [0:41] [Local] Oof@steve1037: DONT STOP
  136. [0:41] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: BUT.
  137. [0:41] [Local] PrincessZelda@Cpt.Starstrider: RUN MAN RUN
  138. [0:41] [Local] Rosalynne Arion@jahavasaud: "... seven. Seven grandkids, according to Wikipedia."
  139. [0:42] [Local] YEE@Tacticus14: RUN
  140. [0:42] [Local] Oof@steve1037: DONT GIVE UP
  141. [0:42] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: Do those MINOR issues have to get in the way of some pure, and fun mingling?
  142. [0:42] [Local] PrincessZelda@Cpt.Starstrider: get out of here before she 911
  143. [0:42] [Local] Rosalynne Arion@jahavasaud: "As a good Christian Republican, KINDA."
  144. [0:42] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: i see.
  145. [0:43] [Local] PrincessZelda@Cpt.Starstrider: Well he sure aint running for president after this...
  146. [0:43] [Local] YEE@Tacticus14: should I cause a distraction?
  147. [0:43] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: you misunderstand the purpose of my attempt at mingling
  148. [0:43] [Local] PrincessZelda@Cpt.Starstrider: your music is already enough
  149. [0:43] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: friends are SPARSE in my line of work
  150. [0:43] [Local] Rosalynne Arion@jahavasaud: "Okay, to be fair, any time anyone has mentioned anything with my tail it's usually because they wanna see what's under it."
  151. [0:43] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: well
  152. [0:44] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: you see
  153. [0:44] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: now
  154. [0:44] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: i must go
  155. [0:44] [Local] PrincessZelda@Cpt.Starstrider: RUN
  156. [0:44] [Local] Rosalynne Arion@jahavasaud: "That is a giant... American... brain-powered battlesuit"
  157. [0:44] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: oval office
  158. [0:44] [Local] Oval Office@PresidentDSG: YOU LOOK FAMILIAR
  159. [0:44] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: WE HAVE WORK TO DO
  160. [0:44] [Local] YEE@Tacticus14: hEY ITS ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS
  161. [0:44] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: AWAY
  162. [0:44] [Local] Oval Office@PresidentDSG: THAT WAS WEIRD
  163. [0:44] [Local] YEE@Tacticus14: well....
  164. [0:44] [Local] Oval Office@PresidentDSG: ITS LIKE I KNOW HIM FROM SOMEWHERE
  165. [0:44] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: you do.
  166. [0:44] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: we have work
  167. [0:44] [Local] Oval Office@PresidentDSG: DO I
  168. [0:45] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: many things to take care of
  169. [0:45] [Local] YEE@Tacticus14: you guys should check out #idiots on youtube
  170. [0:45] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: let us leave this fair lady.
  171. [0:45] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: and take care of deep, important issues
  172. [0:45] [Local] PrincessZelda@Cpt.Starstrider: like subscribe...
  173. [0:45] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: POLITICAL MINGLING
  174. [0:45] [Local] Oval Office@PresidentDSG: DEEP IMPORTANT IS-
  175. [0:45] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: oval?
  176. [0:45] [Local] DickCheney@cocacora#5793: are you well?
  177. [0:46] [Local] Rosalynne Arion@jahavasaud: "Right, well, ya'll have a good night! I'm gonna puddle away."
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