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  1. badbatterr
  2. me: let's 1v1 rp you: ok but what me: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
  3. badbatterr
  4. WE HAVENT DONE GUARDIAN ANGEL AU IN A WHILE????
  5. sciencestructured
  6. im crying
  7. sciencestructured
  8. OK
  9. sciencest...
  10. > hey did u eat yet today
  11. sciencestructured
  12. but like... what point... is batter still majorly irritated w/ him
  13. sciencestructured
  14. its up to uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu........
  15. badbatterr
  16. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
  17. badbatterr
  18. idk if i ever decided fuck. probably within the first few months at least
  19. badbatterr
  20. do u want him to be irritated w him
  21. badbatterr
  22. im good w anything tbh, usually gaster is the one irritated w him so [eyes emoji]
  23. sciencestructured
  24. sfjkghsfjg he can still be irritated then
  25. sciencestructured
  26. but also be Not Completely New to it ig???
  27. badbatterr
  28. okayyyyyyyy
  29. badbatter...
  30. >maybe.
  31. sciencest...
  32. > maaaaaaaaaybe?
  33. badbatter...
  34. >maybe.
  35. badbatter...
  36. >staring at him from the couch
  37. sciencest...
  38. > waves @
  39. sciencest...
  40. > maybe yes or maybe no?
  41. badbatter...
  42. >maybe maybe.
  43. badbatter...
  44. >slooowly waves back but it's not really enthusiastic at all
  45. sciencest...
  46. > maybe maybe.....
  47. badbatter...
  48. >yeah.
  49. badbatter...
  50. >shrugs
  51. sciencest...
  52. > puts a hand to his mouth
  53. sciencest...
  54. > hmmmmmm.......
  55. sciencest...
  56. > okay!
  57. sciencest...
  58. > turns around
  59. badbatter...
  60. >okay?
  61. sciencest...
  62. > i'll go make dinner ♫
  63. badbatter...
  64. >sits up
  65. badbatter...
  66. What.
  67. badbatter...
  68. No.
  69. sciencest...
  70. Hmm?
  71. sciencest...
  72. Why?
  73. badbatter...
  74. I. Uh. I... Ate.
  75. badbatter...
  76. >he doesn't sound certain
  77. sciencest...
  78. > You've Been Caught
  79. sciencest...
  80. Doesn't hurt to have leftovers in the fridge if you're not Really hungry, but...
  81. sciencest...
  82. Call it a hunch?
  83. badbatter...
  84. ...
  85. badbatter...
  86. >ughhhhhhhh
  87. badbatter...
  88. >lies back down
  89. badbatter...
  90. Whatever. Fine. I didn't.
  91. sciencest...
  92. > smiiiiiles
  93. badbatter...
  94. I don't want to eat.
  95. sciencest...
  96. > hums as he walks out to the kitchen
  97. sciencest...
  98. Doesn't matterrrrrr!
  99. badbatter...
  100. Yes it does.
  101. badbatter...
  102. I won't eat.
  103. badbatter...
  104. >crosses his arms
  105. sciencest...
  106. Hmm.
  107. sciencest...
  108. Why don't you want to eat, then?
  109. sciencest...
  110. > he's talking from the other room and u can hear... cooking noises™
  111. badbatter...
  112. I don't feel like it.
  113. badbatter...
  114. >tries to talk loud enough so gaster can hear bc... he doesn't want to move
  115. sciencest...
  116. If the stuff I make is /bad/ then I can always get it from somewhere else...
  117. sciencest...
  118. > he can hear just fine dw
  119. badbatter...
  120. N-No, it's... Not bad.
  121. sciencest...
  122. Really?
  123. badbatter...
  124. ... Really.
  125. sciencest...
  126. Ahhhhh.
  127. sciencest...
  128. That's good.
  129. sciencest...
  130. > he sounds rly happy
  131. sciencest...
  132. I thought I forgot...
  133. badbatter...
  134. Forgot?
  135. badbatter...
  136. Because you don't eat?
  137. sciencest...
  138. Ohh, yes.
  139. sciencest...
  140. It's only for fun when I do these days.
  141. sciencest...
  142. > + Tragic Backstory but Anyway
  143. badbatter...
  144. Oh.
  145. badbatter...
  146. ... I never learned how to cook.
  147. badbatter...
  148. I didn't think it mattered.
  149. sciencest...
  150. It's kind of theraputic?
  151. sciencest...
  152. But eh. Also a lot of effort.
  153. sciencest...
  154. Doesn't hurt to learn the basics, though.
  155. badbatter...
  156. Sure it does.
  157. badbatter...
  158. I set my kitchen on fire once.
  159. sciencest...
  160. Oh?
  161. sciencest...
  162. ... Ohhh, that's what that mark there is......
  163. sciencest...
  164. > distant crashing noise
  165. sciencest...
  166. Anyway.
  167. sciencest...
  168. What were you even trying to make?
  169. badbatter...
  170. Uh.
  171. badbatter...
  172. Pasta.
  173. sciencest...
  174. .... How unfortunate.
  175. sciencest...
  176. > mentally pours one out for the carbs that didn't make it
  177. sciencest...
  178. I guess this is a tribute to those lost noodles, then.
  179. badbatterr
  180. JFDNJGKNJGDF
  181. badbatter...
  182. I... Guess?
  183. badbatter...
  184. You don't have to make me anything. Really.
  185. badbatter...
  186. I'm not hungry.
  187. sciencestructured
  188. JKHDFJGDFG
  189. sciencest...
  190. It's too laaaaaaate.
  191. sciencest...
  192. > he's already back. w/ pasta. oh look it's spaghetti
  193. badbatter...
  194. >looks at it. looks at him
  195. sciencest...
  196. > sllllowly puts it on the coffee table with a fork and napkin
  197. sciencest...
  198. > And Water
  199. sciencest...
  200. > backpedals and lands himself in the recliner
  201. badbatter...
  202. >turns so he's not facing the food. eugh.
  203. sciencest...
  204. I
  205. sciencest...
  206. --'ll put in the fridge later if you're really intent on not eating.
  207. sciencest...
  208. > suddenly: novel?! looks like he's gonna read
  209. badbatter...
  210. I'll never eat.
  211. sciencest...
  212. Never ever?
  213. badbatter...
  214. Never ever ever.
  215. badbatter...
  216. I'll starve myself.
  217. sciencest...
  218. Why?
  219. sciencest...
  220. > siiiinks into his chair
  221. sciencest...
  222. And I thought my food was decent.
  223. badbatter...
  224. >...
  225. badbatter...
  226. >... slowly sits up
  227. badbatter...
  228. Ugh.
  229. badbatter...
  230. Fine.
  231. badbatter...
  232. >grabs the plate
  233. sciencest...
  234. > !!
  235. sciencest...
  236. > smiles warmly
  237. badbatter...
  238. >he's p much devouring it
  239. sciencest...
  240. > laughs softly
  241. sciencest...
  242. > u have a happy gaster
  243. badbatter...
  244. >looks up. sees that he's happy
  245. badbatter...
  246. >... his face turns red and he's quickly back at the plate again
  247. badbatter...
  248. >god he's hungry
  249. sciencest...
  250. > griiiins
  251. sciencest...
  252. > goes back to reading so that batter won't get too steamed. his job is done
  253. badbatter...
  254. >hhhhe didn't have to do this//
  255. sciencest...
  256. > ofc he didn't but he did anyway
  257. sciencest...
  258. > because he Cares
  259. sciencest...
  260. > surprise
  261. badbatter...
  262. >it is a surprise
  263. badbatter...
  264. >even now it's still a surprise
  265. badbatter...
  266. >wtf
  267. badbatter...
  268. >(isss there any more, he. finished his plate)
  269. sciencest...
  270. > surprises. gaster is certainly full of them
  271. sciencest...
  272. > oh!
  273. sciencest...
  274. > looks at the plate
  275. sciencest...
  276. > looks at batter
  277. sciencest...
  278. > ... snickers
  279. badbatter...
  280. >...
  281. badbatter...
  282. Listen.
  283. sciencest...
  284. Hmm?
  285. badbatter...
  286. I was hungrier than I realized.
  287. badbatter...
  288. >holds plate out
  289. sciencest...
  290. I supppooooose...
  291. sciencest...
  292. > leans and reaaaaches, takes it
  293. sciencest...
  294. > he'll go get more
  295. badbatter...
  296. >ok
  297. badbatter...
  298. >... thanks
  299. sciencest...
  300. > you're welcome ♪
  301. sciencest...
  302. > walks back with another serving
  303. sciencest...
  304. > then plops back into his recliner after giving it to him
  305. sciencest...
  306. How are you feeling?
  307. badbatter...
  308. >begins eating immediately
  309. badbatter...
  310. Uh.
  311. badbatter...
  312. Tired.
  313. sciencest...
  314. I guess it's kind of late.
  315. sciencest...
  316. > hums to himself a bit
  317. sciencest...
  318. There's a bed though, rejoice?
  319. badbatter...
  320. I mean. I guess.
  321. badbatter...
  322. I've been having trouble sleeping again.
  323. sciencest...
  324. Mnnn.
  325. sciencest...
  326. You're always so wound up. I suppose that's why.
  327. badbatter...
  328. Maybe.
  329. badbatter...
  330. >sinks into the couch as he keeps eating
  331. badbatter...
  332. I don't like sleeping.
  333. badbatter...
  334. Being dead would be easier. Probably.
  335. sciencest...
  336. Being dead's no fun at all.
  337. sciencest...
  338. > smiles and reclines
  339. sciencest...
  340. You'll be forced to work until your eyes burn out and you can't even remember who you are.
  341. sciencest...
  342. Sleeping's a foreign concept in that kind of world.
  343. badbatter...
  344. I'd rather have that.
  345. badbatter...
  346. Do mindless work and not have to think about myself.
  347. sciencest...
  348. Sounds like pure torture.
  349. sciencest...
  350. > sighs slowly
  351. badbatter...
  352. Yeah.
  353. badbatter...
  354. Sounds nice.
  355. sciencest...
  356. Oh, trust me. Even if it sounds appealing now, the experience would be anything but.
  357. sciencest...
  358. So I've heard.
  359. sciencest...
  360. > leans his head on his hand
  361. badbatter...
  362. Existing is a horrible experience.
  363. badbatter...
  364. What's worse than this.
  365. sciencest...
  366. What makes /this/ so horrible?
  367. badbatter...
  368. Not. Not being with you, just. Everything before this.
  369. sciencest...
  370. Life can be shitty, I guess.
  371. sciencest...
  372. > closes his eyes
  373. sciencest...
  374. But Earth's far better than heaven or hell.
  375. sciencest...
  376. Don't tell the lord I said thaaaaat.
  377. sciencest...
  378. > haha
  379. badbatter...
  380. I doubt I'll ever meet Him.
  381. badbatter...
  382. >he's halfway off the couch
  383. badbatter...
  384. >twirls spaghetti mindlessly
  385. sciencest...
  386. Well, /I/ haven't.
  387. sciencest...
  388. But who knows. He's strange.
  389. badbatter...
  390. Thought you have.
  391. badbatter...
  392. Who sent you, then.
  393. sciencest...
  394. > watches, but not too closely
  395. badbatter...
  396. >he's gonna slide off the coooouch
  397. sciencest...
  398. His, ah, underlings, I suppose.
  399. sciencest...
  400. There's a very tall hierarchy.
  401. sciencest...
  402. I'm not that far up.
  403. sciencest...
  404. > snorts
  405. sciencest...
  406. > where is he going....
  407. badbatter...
  408. >to the floooooooor
  409. badbatter...
  410. >he's lying down on the floor now
  411. sciencest...
  412. > well if it's comfortable then go for ittttttt
  413. badbatter...
  414. >it's nooooot
  415. badbatter...
  416. >he doesn't want to moooove
  417. sciencest...
  418. > why are you thereeeeeeee
  419. sciencest...
  420. > noooooooooo
  421. badbatter...
  422. >lazy
  423. sciencest...
  424. > Goodness
  425. badbatter...
  426. I'd think you would be higher up.
  427. badbatter...
  428. Or is this just shit you do all the time.
  429. badbatter...
  430. Babysitting suicidal fucks.
  431. sciencest...
  432. Nooooope to both.
  433. badbatter...
  434. >maybe he can jam this fork into his eyes
  435. badbatter...
  436. >looks at it
  437. sciencest...
  438. > blease no
  439. badbatter...
  440. >hmmmm
  441. sciencest...
  442. > u know he'll fix it u fool
  443. sciencest...
  444. I like this job.
  445. badbatter...
  446. >doooon't...
  447. sciencest...
  448. I get to see you and I don't have to deal with whatever's above the clouds.
  449. sciencest...
  450. > sighs. he will tho
  451. badbatter...
  452. What's so good about me.
  453. sciencest...
  454. It's just nice.
  455. sciencest...
  456. Spending time with you.
  457. badbatter...
  458. Why.
  459. badbatter...
  460. I don't do anything.
  461. sciencest...
  462. You're good company?
  463. sciencest...
  464. You don't have to /do/ things to be good company.
  465. sciencest...
  466. You just have to /be/.
  467. sciencest...
  468. So congrats.
  469. badbatter...
  470. I don't want to be.
  471. badbatter...
  472. I want to hang myself.
  473. sciencest...
  474. I know.
  475. sciencest...
  476. That's why I'm here.
  477. sciencest...
  478. > sounds softer
  479. badbatter...
  480. >looks over to him
  481. badbatter...
  482. ...
  483. badbatter...
  484. You should let me die.
  485. sciencest...
  486. You know that I can't.
  487. sciencest...
  488. > smiles at him, but he does look a bit sad
  489. badbatter...
  490. >...?
  491. badbatter...
  492. Is something wrong.
  493. sciencest...
  494. I guess...
  495. sciencest...
  496. > ... sighs, falls back into his chair
  497. sciencest...
  498. ... I wish I could help you better.
  499. sciencest...
  500. I'm here, you're not dead, and that's great.
  501. sciencest...
  502. But I know you're still miserable.
  503. sciencest...
  504. I can't make you /not/ miserable. You have free will for a reason.
  505. sciencest...
  506. Just wish I didn't suck at my job so much.
  507. sciencest...
  508. > looks at the ceiling
  509. badbatter...
  510. ...
  511. badbatter...
  512. You. You don't suck at your job.
  513. badbatter...
  514. >slooowly sits up
  515. badbatter...
  516. >puts spaghetti on the coffee table
  517. badbatter...
  518. I. I'm just horrible.
  519. sciencest...
  520. Oh, Batter.
  521. sciencest...
  522. You're not horrible.
  523. badbatter...
  524. You feel like shit because of me, that's...
  525. sciencest...
  526. No, no.
  527. sciencest...
  528. Don't blame yourself for that. Really, I'm fine.
  529. sciencest...
  530. > puts arms in the air
  531. sciencest...
  532. Biiiig and powerful and wooonderful divine entity here. I can manage.
  533. badbatter...
  534. No.
  535. badbatter...
  536. >ok now he's standing up and walking over
  537. badbatter...
  538. No, you... You just said you think you suck at your job, that's...
  539. sciencest...
  540. > looks at
  541. sciencest...
  542. > ... smiles
  543. sciencest...
  544. Well, even if I do suck, I don't think I'm going to leave.
  545. badbatter...
  546. You /don't/ suck.
  547. badbatter...
  548. >he's taking his hands
  549. sciencest...
  550. > ah,
  551. sciencest...
  552. > he's not? quite sure what to do. so he just leaves his hands there
  553. sciencest...
  554. You really think so?
  555. badbatter...
  556. >squeezes them
  557. badbatter...
  558. Yes.
  559. sciencest...
  560. ....
  561. sciencest...
  562. > looks to the side
  563. sciencest...
  564. You wouldn't mind if I stayed then, would you?
  565. sciencest...
  566. I really do hate it up there.
  567. badbatter...
  568. Stayed?
  569. badbatter...
  570. Like... Permanently?
  571. badbatter...
  572. Or.
  573. sciencest...
  574. > shakes head
  575. sciencest...
  576. Can't do that. They'd snipe me.
  577. sciencest...
  578. Just... a while longer, I suppose.
  579. badbatter...
  580. >... looks down
  581. badbatter...
  582. Oh.
  583. sciencest...
  584. Until you feel better.
  585. badbatter...
  586. ...
  587. badbatter...
  588. Maybe I'll never feel better, then.
  589. badbatter...
  590. Keep you here.
  591. sciencest...
  592. Hahaha. Oh, Batter.
  593. sciencest...
  594. I guess we'll see.
  595. badbatter...
  596. ...
  597. badbatter...
  598. >lets go of his hands
  599. badbatter...
  600. I guess.
  601. sciencest...
  602. > sits up straight and laces his fingers together
  603. sciencest...
  604. For the meanwhile though, I hope you'll allow me to help you still.
  605. sciencest...
  606. Even if it is just making meals and keeping you company.
  607. badbatter...
  608. ...
  609. badbatter...
  610. Are there... Other ways you want to help me?
  611. sciencest...
  612. > shrugs
  613. sciencest...
  614. I guess that's up to you.
  615. sciencest...
  616. I'm flexible for the most part.
  617. sciencest...
  618. So no, I can't kill you.
  619. sciencest...
  620. > laughs a bit
  621. badbatter...
  622. ... Ah.
  623. badbatter...
  624. Um. That wasn't what I was thinking, but...
  625. badbatter...
  626. ... Nevermind. It's fine.
  627. sciencest...
  628. > ?
  629. sciencest...
  630. You sure?
  631. badbatterr
  632. GOD ok
  633. badbatter...
  634. i thought i couldnt get back in
  635. badbatterr
  636. me
  637. sciencestructured
  638. i missed ur sweet ass
  639. badbatterr
  640. ignore that black one
  641. badbatterr
  642. i missed ur sweet ass too
  643. badbatter...
  644. ...
  645. sciencestructured
  646. www ok
  647. sciencestructured
  648. kiss
  649. badbatterr
  650. kissssssssss
  651. badbatter...
  652. Could you...
  653. badbatter...
  654. ... Sleep in the same bed as me?
  655. sciencest...
  656. > .
  657. sciencest...
  658. > ..... blinks
  659. badbatter...
  660. ....
  661. badbatter...
  662. Nevermind, forget I asked.
  663. sciencest...
  664. ... If it helps, then I don't see any harm in it.
  665. badbatter...
  666. >.
  667. sciencest...
  668. > he's back to smiling
  669. badbatter...
  670. >????
  671. badbatter...
  672. R... Really?
  673. sciencest...
  674. Mhmm.
  675. badbatter...
  676. I.
  677. badbatter...
  678. ... I think it might help.
  679. badbatter...
  680. I don't know.
  681. sciencest...
  682. Well, if it doesn't work, then we'll know, right?
  683. sciencest...
  684. And if it does work, then that would help, no?
  685. sciencest...
  686. > clasps his hands together
  687. sciencest...
  688. I'd be happy to help you sleep easier at night.
  689. badbatter...
  690. ...
  691. badbatter...
  692. Maybe if it helps, you'll... Stick around.
  693. badbatter...
  694. >offers his hand
  695. sciencest...
  696. Ahaha.
  697. sciencest...
  698. Maybe I will.
  699. sciencest...
  700. > takes it
  701. sciencest...
  702. > gives a firm shake! and now he's up
  703. badbatter...
  704. >.... smiles a little
  705. sciencest...
  706. > !!!!!!
  707. sciencest...
  708. > wwwwwwww
  709. sciencest...
  710. > smiles back
  711. badbatter...
  712. >//////looks away
  713. badbatter...
  714. >pfffff
  715. sciencest...
  716. > ♪ ♫ ♩
  717. badbatter...
  718. >///////gggaster
  719. sciencest...
  720. > hmm?
  721. badbatter...
  722. >...
  723. badbatter...
  724. >can you hum more
  725. sciencest...
  726. > ah,
  727. sciencest...
  728. > ...
  729. sciencest...
  730. > ♪ ♫ ♩ ♪ ♫ ♩ ♪ ♫ ♩
  731. badbatter...
  732. >///// god his face is so red
  733. sciencest...
  734. > pats batter's hand with his free hand
  735. badbatter...
  736. >th
  737. badbatter...
  738. >... can we... go to bed soon
  739. sciencest...
  740. > ur ok buddy
  741. sciencest...
  742. > and sureeeeee
  743. sciencest...
  744. > can he put the leftovers in the fridge first
  745. badbatter...
  746. >sure
  747. badbatter...
  748. >he'll wait
  749. sciencest...
  750. > cool
  751. sciencest...
  752. > zoom
  753. sciencest...
  754. > k he's back
  755. sciencest...
  756. > i guess he'll sweep the place tomorrow. he usually does it in the middle of the night
  757. badbatter...
  758. >does... he even sleep
  759. sciencest...
  760. > not really
  761. badbatter...
  762. >oh
  763. sciencest...
  764. > he can but he doesn't need to??? so
  765. sciencest...
  766. > (he does need to it's just to an obscenely smaller scale)
  767. sciencest...
  768. > (but he has pushed it off for a While now)
  769. badbatter...
  770. >(will sleeping with him be an imposition,
  771. sciencest...
  772. > (nnno?)
  773. sciencest...
  774. > (he'll probably Pretend... and then legit sleep)
  775. sciencest...
  776. > (accidentally)
  777. badbatter...
  778. >(accidentally?)
  779. badbatter...
  780. >(will sleeping with him help...?)
  781. sciencest...
  782. > (don't kys if he does,,,, blease)
  783. sciencest...
  784. > (itttt will he just doesn't realize it himself)
  785. badbatter...
  786. >(hhhhe won't... ideally he'll be asleep too)
  787. sciencest...
  788. > (NICE)
  789. sciencest...
  790. > ♪ ♫ ♩
  791. badbatter...
  792. >... smiles again
  793. badbatter...
  794. >rubs the back of his neck
  795. badbatter...
  796. >(shit he's feeling happy wtf)
  797. sciencestructured
  798. [ batter voice ] positive feelings? impossible. i'm a MAN
  799. sciencest...
  800. > ... he was going to take the other's hand himself but it doesn't feel right to him
  801. sciencest...
  802. > holds his hand out instead
  803. badbatterr
  804. WHAT THE FUCK ARE POSITIVE FEELINGS!!!
  805. badbatter...
  806. >... takes it
  807. badbatter...
  808. >squeezes it
  809. sciencestructured
  810. we just don't Know
  811. sciencest...
  812. > lets him
  813. sciencest...
  814. > gently starts to pull him toward the bedroom
  815. badbatter...
  816. >lets himself be pulled
  817. badbatter...
  818. >gdi he's still smiling wtf. how
  819. sciencest...
  820. > finally the infection has spread
  821. sciencest...
  822. > he's been doing this for goddamn Ages
  823. sciencest...
  824. > still is rn, honestly
  825. sciencest...
  826. Do you ever dream, Batter?
  827. badbatter...
  828. ... Sometimes.
  829. badbatter...
  830. It's part of why I never sleep. I don't like my dreams.
  831. sciencest...
  832. Ah, I see.
  833. sciencest...
  834. I think I did too, a long time ago.
  835. sciencest...
  836. Not sure if I was fond of them or not.
  837. sciencest...
  838. But I do hope that you like yours tonight, if you do have one.
  839. badbatter...
  840. You don't remember?
  841. badbatter...
  842. ... What do you remember?
  843. sciencest...
  844. No, not really.
  845. sciencest...
  846. It's been a while.
  847. sciencest...
  848. I remember... water.
  849. sciencest...
  850. I don't much like water.
  851. badbatter...
  852. Oh.
  853. sciencest...
  854. Maybe it comes with being a skeleton. Can't swim.
  855. badbatter...
  856. Because you didn't learn or because it's impossible?
  857. sciencest...
  858. Aaanything's possible if you put your mind to it.
  859. sciencest...
  860. But I don't know. I suppose it'd be really hard for me. And I find no reason to learn why.
  861. badbatter...
  862. To... Swim with me and make sure I don't drown?
  863. badbatter...
  864. I might drown.
  865. sciencest...
  866. Oh, do you like swimming?
  867. sciencest...
  868. > he looks curious
  869. badbatter...
  870. ...
  871. badbatter...
  872. Sometimes.
  873. badbatter...
  874. It's. Been a while.
  875. badbatter...
  876. >(mostly because the last time he tried to drown himself didn't end well)
  877. badbatter...
  878. >(he's tried a Lot of things okay)
  879. sciencest...
  880. I see.
  881. sciencest...
  882. I'll always swoop in and save you, don't worry.
  883. sciencest...
  884. Like those birds... Can't recall their name. Hm.
  885. badbatter...
  886. Uhh...
  887. sciencest...
  888. > (good lord)
  889. badbatter...
  890. I can't recall either, but I know what you mean.
  891. badbatter...
  892. You got me before I could jump off a bridge. I guess you didn't need to learn how to swim for that.
  893. sciencest...
  894. Yes, I did.
  895. sciencest...
  896. And before you took a running leap with that noose.
  897. sciencest...
  898. Also that time you ran out to oncoming traffic...
  899. sciencest...
  900. > looks thoughtful
  901. badbatter...
  902. >siiiighs
  903. badbatter...
  904. Yes, you saved me every time.
  905. badbatter...
  906. I shouldn't be alive.
  907. badbatter...
  908. How the hell do others manage to be so lucky and die, while I'm. Alive.
  909. sciencest...
  910. In a logical sense, yes.
  911. sciencest...
  912. But I /am/ a miracle worker...
  913. sciencest...
  914. And, well.
  915. sciencest...
  916. > .... stumped
  917. sciencest...
  918. I got assigned. That's all.
  919. sciencest...
  920. Never been happy with the way heaven did that.
  921. sciencest...
  922. Picking and choosing.
  923. badbatter...
  924. I'm a horrible person.
  925. badbatter...
  926. I should be dead.
  927. sciencest...
  928. You're not horrible.
  929. sciencest...
  930. Aaand you're also not dead.
  931. sciencest...
  932. > sits batter down. combs his hair and then holds up pajamas? y/n
  933. sciencest...
  934. > if ur too tired u don't need to change
  935. badbatter...
  936. >... y
  937. badbatter...
  938. >he'll take em
  939. sciencest...
  940. > kkkk
  941. sciencest...
  942. > he's going to go to the bathroom to wash his hands while batter is changing then
  943. badbatter...
  944. >okay
  945. badbatter...
  946. >why wash his hands tho
  947. sciencest...
  948. > he just cookedddddd
  949. sciencest...
  950. > but also its a habit
  951. badbatter...
  952. >what sort of habit is that
  953. sciencest...
  954. > a weird one. he has a lot ok
  955. badbatter...
  956. >oh. like what
  957. badbatter...
  958. >he's changed btw
  959. badbatterr
  960. these arent batter's pajamas but i keep thinking hes in like footie pajamas or something
  961. badbatterr
  962. and hes just chillin waiting for gaster to come back
  963. sciencestructured
  964. hHHSGKJFJKGSJGJFS
  965. badbatterr
  966. I DONT KNOW WHY THATS ON THE MIND????? HE WOULDNT WEAR FOOTIE PAJAMAS
  967. sciencestructured
  968. i need to Breathe
  969. sciencestructured
  970. GOD I JUST IMAGINED A TSHIRT AND SWEATPANTS TBH SFKJGJFG
  971. sciencest...
  972. > saunters back in tho
  973. badbatterr
  974. THAT'S WHAT HE 'S IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  975. sciencest...
  976. > he wrings his hands a ton and cleans a lot aight
  977. badbatterr
  978. IMMMGDMSKNDSNJ
  979. sciencestructured
  980. OK................... IF UR SURE
  981. badbatterr
  982. footie pajamas
  983. sciencestructured
  984. IF U WANT THE FOOTIES IM NOT OPPOSED.............................................................
  985. sciencestructured
  986. batter stabbing both of us violently
  987. badbatterr
  988. we're fucking DEAD
  989. badbatterr
  990. suicidal batter not rly caring about what he wears so gaster convinces him to put on footie pajamas
  991. badbatterr
  992. he's just in them
  993. sciencestructured
  994. its so late but im wide awake because of this interaction i feel alive
  995. sciencestructured
  996. NICE THO
  997. badbatterr
  998. NICE
  999. badbatterr
  1000. I WAS GONNA ASK IF YOU WERE TIRED OR ANYTHING IT'S SO LATE
  1001. sciencestructured
  1002. i am the exact opposite of tired but once this sputters out i know ill b like snzzzzzzz
  1003. badbatterr
  1004. ommggggg
  1005. badbatterr
  1006. IM GLAD YOURE AWAKE FOR THIS, THAT MAKES ME HAPPY????
  1007. badbatter...
  1008. >pats spot beside him on the bed. come over
  1009. sciencestructured
  1010. skfjgfkjgsfjgksfhgsf
  1011. sciencestructured
  1012. i feel refreshed i've been missing our old aus orz wheezes
  1013. sciencest...
  1014. > seems a Lil nervous
  1015. sciencest...
  1016. > but does so
  1017. badbatterr
  1018. MEEEE TOOOOOOOOO
  1019. badbatterr
  1020. we've been stuck in marriage AU and while i love marriage AU ive been like hmmmmm
  1021. badbatter...
  1022. >? what?
  1023. sciencestructured
  1024. its always nice to Revisit the things we NEVER FUCKING DEVELOPED SKJGHJFSGH
  1025. sciencest...
  1026. > shakes his head
  1027. sciencest...
  1028. > just haven't been in one in a while!
  1029. badbatter...
  1030. >oh?
  1031. badbatter...
  1032. >how long?
  1033. sciencest...
  1034. > 60 years?
  1035. badbatter...
  1036. >WH
  1037. sciencest...
  1038. > ... eh. 50. between the two
  1039. sciencest...
  1040. > blinks
  1041. badbatter...
  1042. >?!??!?!
  1043. sciencest...
  1044. > ????
  1045. badbatter...
  1046. How?
  1047. sciencest...
  1048. Couches are cool.
  1049. sciencest...
  1050. > laces his fingers too
  1051. sciencest...
  1052. And I don't need to rest very often.
  1053. badbatter...
  1054. Oh.
  1055. badbatter...
  1056. ... Beds are technically more comfortable.
  1057. badbatter...
  1058. >lies down
  1059. badbatter...
  1060. Try it.
  1061. sciencest...
  1062. Oh, please, I know what a /bed/ feels like...
  1063. sciencest...
  1064. > ... lies down
  1065. badbatter...
  1066. ...
  1067. badbatter...
  1068. Then why haven't you been in one?
  1069. badbatter...
  1070. >... slooowly scoots a bit closer to him
  1071. sciencest...
  1072. > lets his hands rest on the lower part of his ribcage. stares at the ceiling
  1073. sciencest...
  1074. Haven't been keeping track of the time. It goes fast for me.
  1075. sciencest...
  1076. So I've just forgotten to, or I can't be bothered.
  1077. sciencest...
  1078. > lets him
  1079. sciencest...
  1080. Either or.
  1081. badbatter...
  1082. ... Is time still that fast for you?
  1083. badbatter...
  1084. >god he's trying to be slick by being by his side but it's obvious that he's super close now
  1085. badbatter...
  1086. >... hesitantly lets his hand rest over one of his
  1087. sciencest...
  1088. It's easier to keep track of it if I'm /here/, so ye--
  1089. sciencest...
  1090. > stops mid sentence
  1091. sciencest...
  1092. > ... lets him
  1093. sciencest...
  1094. I meant no. It isn't as bad now.
  1095. badbatter...
  1096. Why not?
  1097. sciencest...
  1098. It's not as mindless here.
  1099. sciencest...
  1100. Less orders. More living.
  1101. sciencest...
  1102. > laughs a bit
  1103. sciencest...
  1104. Good change of pace. I like living sometimes.
  1105. badbatter...
  1106. Is it because you're living in general, or because you're...
  1107. badbatter...
  1108. >pauses
  1109. badbatter...
  1110. ... Living with me?
  1111. sciencest...
  1112. Well, I'd still be up there if not for you!
  1113. sciencest...
  1114. Doing.... God knows what.
  1115. sciencest...
  1116. > snorts
  1117. sciencest...
  1118. So I'd have to be truthful and say the latter.
  1119. badbatter...
  1120. ...
  1121. badbatter...
  1122. I guess I'm saving you too, then?
  1123. sciencest...
  1124. ...
  1125. sciencest...
  1126. ..... Yeah.
  1127. sciencest...
  1128. > softer
  1129. sciencest...
  1130. I guess so.
  1131. badbatter...
  1132. .......
  1133. badbatter...
  1134. That's... Not a bad thing, is it?
  1135. sciencest...
  1136. > shakes head
  1137. sciencest...
  1138. > he's being quiet. thinking face
  1139. badbatter...
  1140. >he's watching him
  1141. badbatter...
  1142. >waiting to see if he'll speak again
  1143. sciencest...
  1144. Mmm.
  1145. sciencest...
  1146. I can't stay here forever, Batter.
  1147. sciencest...
  1148. I hope you keep that in mind.
  1149. sciencest...
  1150. > closes eyes
  1151. badbatter...
  1152. .....
  1153. badbatter...
  1154. >god he looks sad again. fuck.
  1155. badbatter...
  1156. ... Okay.
  1157. badbatter...
  1158. I'll. Keep that in mind.
  1159. sciencest...
  1160. > he closed his eyes bc he didn't want to look dkjfshfdsj
  1161. badbatter...
  1162. >oh my go d
  1163. sciencest...
  1164. > pats batter's hand tho. pets it a lil. ur ok buddy
  1165. sciencest...
  1166. Thank you.
  1167. badbatter...
  1168. ...
  1169. badbatter...
  1170. Yeah.
  1171. badbatter...
  1172. >that's a sad sounding yeah
  1173. sciencest...
  1174. >hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
  1175. sciencest...
  1176. > points at the light switch and makes it switch off
  1177. sciencest...
  1178. > goes back to his original position
  1179. badbatter...
  1180. >... slowly moves his hand away, turns over so he's not looking at him anymore
  1181. badbatter...
  1182. Goodnight.
  1183. sciencest...
  1184. > finally looks at batter........
  1185. sciencest...
  1186. > ... silent 'sorry'
  1187. sciencest...
  1188. Goodnight.
  1189. badbatter...
  1190. >... how is he supposed to sleep now.
  1191. badbatter...
  1192. >he's just going to stare at the wall for a while
  1193. sciencest...
  1194. > .............
  1195. sciencest...
  1196. > ....................... ♪ ♫ ♩
  1197. badbatter...
  1198. >...........
  1199. sciencest...
  1200. > p. pats batter's back. feather light
  1201. badbatterr
  1202. aw jeez scoob
  1203. sciencestructured
  1204. yeah.....
  1205. badbatterr
  1206. im dying at 2 am
  1207. sciencestructured
  1208. i mean it's like 5 here So
  1209. badbatterr
  1210. KAYE
  1211. badbatterr
  1212. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  1213. sciencestructured
  1214. IM SORRY I SAID I WAS INTO THIS :(
  1215. badbatterr
  1216. NO DONT BE SORRY OMG IM JUST WORRIED ABOUT YOU
  1217. badbatterr
  1218. IM INTO THIS TOO!!!!
  1219. sciencestructured
  1220. its not monday is it
  1221. badbatterr
  1222. it sunday
  1223. sciencestructured
  1224. ok sweet jesus i almost had a heart attack
  1225. badbatterr
  1226. ooogdjgfdjngfd nooooo no
  1227. badbatterr
  1228. sunday
  1229. sciencestructured
  1230. im good then
  1231. badbatter...
  1232. >... leans into his touch ever so slightly
  1233. badbatter...
  1234. >sighs
  1235. sciencest...
  1236. > ♪ ♫ ♩ ♪ ♫ ♩ ♪ ♫ ♩
  1237. sciencest...
  1238. > tfw ur a Mood Ruiner and u feel Bad
  1239. sciencest...
  1240. > but it's difficult bc like. this isn't forever. tfw
  1241. badbatter...
  1242. >(he wants it to be forever)
  1243. badbatter...
  1244. >(please)
  1245. sciencest...
  1246. > (baaatterrrrrrrrrrr.............)
  1247. badbatter...
  1248. >(what if he's never happy. will he stay then.)
  1249. badbatter...
  1250. >(he'll keep mutilating himself if it means gaster will stay with him--)
  1251. sciencest...
  1252. > (he... he has a feeling he'll be questioned,)
  1253. badbatter...
  1254. >(....)
  1255. badbatter...
  1256. >t. turns to look at him
  1257. sciencest...
  1258. > ? pulls his hand back to make room for him
  1259. badbatter...
  1260. I don't want to live without you.
  1261. badbatter...
  1262. >god he sounds so depressed rn
  1263. sciencest...
  1264. O... Oh.
  1265. sciencest...
  1266. > oh,
  1267. sciencest...
  1268. > ohhhhhhh no
  1269. sciencest...
  1270. > oh no he really Does suck at his job
  1271. sciencest...
  1272. > resists the urge to cover his face with his hands
  1273. sciencest...
  1274. Really?
  1275. badbatter...
  1276. Really.
  1277. badbatter...
  1278. ...
  1279. badbatter...
  1280. That's. That's not a good thing, is it.
  1281. sciencest...
  1282. I...
  1283. sciencest...
  1284. ...
  1285. sciencest...
  1286. > frowns
  1287. sciencest...
  1288. ... I'm just not sure if I can... help that.
  1289. badbatter...
  1290. .......
  1291. badbatter...
  1292. Do... Do you want to live without me?
  1293. sciencest...
  1294. I-it's not that--
  1295. sciencest...
  1296. I just-----
  1297. badbatter...
  1298. What?
  1299. badbatter...
  1300. What is it?
  1301. badbatter...
  1302. What's wrong with me?
  1303. sciencest...
  1304. There's nothing /wrong/ with you, I--
  1305. sciencest...
  1306. > ... sits up
  1307. badbatter...
  1308. ...
  1309. sciencest...
  1310. There's just.... so much.
  1311. sciencest...
  1312. > looks up
  1313. sciencest...
  1314. ... Too much.
  1315. badbatter...
  1316. Gaster...?
  1317. badbatter...
  1318. What do you mean?
  1319. sciencest...
  1320. They'll come looking for me.
  1321. sciencest...
  1322. And then you'll--
  1323. sciencest...
  1324. > ... sighs into his hands
  1325. badbatter...
  1326. ...
  1327. badbatter...
  1328. >sits up too
  1329. sciencest...
  1330. Why would they /want/ to, though? There are plenty of other angels in heaven.
  1331. sciencest...
  1332. > face in hands
  1333. sciencest...
  1334. Better ones. Normal ones.
  1335. sciencest...
  1336. Ones that don't screw up this badly.
  1337. badbatter...
  1338. H... How are you screwing up?
  1339. badbatter...
  1340. Is it because I keep trying to die?
  1341. badbatter...
  1342. ... It's my fault.
  1343. sciencest...
  1344. Nnnno.
  1345. badbatter...
  1346. What is it, then?
  1347. badbatter...
  1348. What are you screwing up?
  1349. sciencest...
  1350. > curls into himself more
  1351. sciencest...
  1352. Godddd.
  1353. badbatter...
  1354. ...
  1355. sciencest...
  1356. ' Make sure he doesn't die. '
  1357. sciencest...
  1358. ' Don't get close with him. '
  1359. sciencest...
  1360. > harsh sigh
  1361. badbatter...
  1362. ...
  1363. badbatter...
  1364. I'm alive, though?
  1365. sciencest...
  1366. Yes, but...
  1367. sciencest...
  1368. ... You're supposed to get better, be able to do things on your own two feet.
  1369. sciencest...
  1370. And then I leave.
  1371. sciencest...
  1372. And you...
  1373. sciencest...
  1374. You..........
  1375. badbatter...
  1376. I....?
  1377. sciencest...
  1378. You......
  1379. badbatter...
  1380. ....
  1381. sciencest...
  1382. > ... looks to the side
  1383. sciencest...
  1384. You... forget me.
  1385. badbatter...
  1386. ..............
  1387. badbatter...
  1388. What?
  1389. badbatter...
  1390. Forget... You?
  1391. badbatter...
  1392. I.
  1393. badbatter...
  1394. No.
  1395. badbatter...
  1396. No, I can't.
  1397. badbatter...
  1398. I won't.
  1399. sciencest...
  1400. It's not something that's exactly in your power.
  1401. sciencest...
  1402. > hugs his knees
  1403. sciencest...
  1404. Free will goes far, but /that/ far?
  1405. badbatter...
  1406. ...
  1407. badbatter...
  1408. Don't...
  1409. badbatter...
  1410. Don't leave me.
  1411. badbatter...
  1412. Please.
  1413. sciencest...
  1414. I have orders.
  1415. sciencest...
  1416. .... I can't make myself break them again.
  1417. sciencest...
  1418. > holds his head with his hand
  1419. badbatter...
  1420. Again...?
  1421. sciencest...
  1422. ...
  1423. badbatter...
  1424. ...
  1425. badbatter...
  1426. What aren't you telling me?
  1427. sciencest...
  1428. ........................
  1429. sciencest...
  1430. > ... sighs
  1431. sciencest...
  1432. Do you know why I'm so intent on you not killing yourself?
  1433. badbatter...
  1434. You were told to do that?
  1435. sciencest...
  1436. Beyond that.
  1437. badbatter...
  1438. ?
  1439. badbatter...
  1440. No.
  1441. sciencest...
  1442. You suicide.
  1443. sciencest...
  1444. You go to heaven!
  1445. sciencest...
  1446. It sounds great.
  1447. sciencest...
  1448. But then you get the wings and you're thrown right to the bottom.
  1449. sciencest...
  1450. And you work,
  1451. sciencest...
  1452. and work,
  1453. sciencest...
  1454. and work,
  1455. sciencest...
  1456. and work,
  1457. sciencest...
  1458. and work.
  1459. sciencest...
  1460. Until you don't even remember who you were when you were alive.
  1461. sciencest...
  1462. > stares at the wall
  1463. sciencest...
  1464. Until you forget what it means to be a person.
  1465. badbatter...
  1466. ............
  1467. badbatter...
  1468. Did you... Kill yourself?
  1469. sciencest...
  1470. .......
  1471. sciencest...
  1472. > smiles
  1473. sciencest...
  1474. Tried.
  1475. sciencest...
  1476. Got saved.
  1477. sciencest...
  1478. Did much worse.
  1479. badbatter...
  1480. Much worse?
  1481. badbatter...
  1482. What's worse than that?
  1483. sciencest...
  1484. .....
  1485. sciencest...
  1486. I fell in love.
  1487. badbatter...
  1488. >.
  1489. sciencest...
  1490. And then I killed myself to keep it.
  1491. sciencest...
  1492. Haaaaaaah.
  1493. badbatter...
  1494. >........... looks down
  1495. badbatter...
  1496. >hollow sounding "oh"
  1497. sciencest...
  1498. > still staring at the wall
  1499. sciencest...
  1500. They're dead now because of me, so that went great.
  1501. badbatter...
  1502. ...... Is..... Is something similar to that happening again...?
  1503. sciencest...
  1504. I'm letting you get too attached.
  1505. sciencest...
  1506. > looks back at batter and grins
  1507. sciencest...
  1508. And I'd like to keep this look for myself.
  1509. sciencest...
  1510. > holds up his bony hand
  1511. badbatter...
  1512. >... takes his bony hand
  1513. badbatter...
  1514. >looks directly at him for a time
  1515. badbatter...
  1516. ...... I.
  1517. badbatter...
  1518. Gaster, I.
  1519. badbatter...
  1520. >he's hesitating
  1521. sciencest...
  1522. > he'll wait
  1523. badbatter...
  1524. ....
  1525. badbatter...
  1526. I love you.
  1527. sciencest...
  1528. ....
  1529. sciencest...
  1530. ...... Yeah.
  1531. sciencest...
  1532. Yeah, I know.
  1533. badbatter...
  1534. .........
  1535. badbatter...
  1536. H... How long have you known...?
  1537. sciencest...
  1538. A little bit, I guess.
  1539. sciencest...
  1540. > looks down
  1541. sciencest...
  1542. It was just a feeling.
  1543. badbatter...
  1544. ...
  1545. badbatter...
  1546. You. Do you...
  1547. badbatter...
  1548. Do you feel anything like that toward me...?
  1549. sciencest...
  1550. I love you too.
  1551. sciencest...
  1552. > still looking away
  1553. badbatter...
  1554. >.
  1555. sciencest...
  1556. But you don't want to love me, Batter.
  1557. badbatter...
  1558. I.
  1559. sciencest...
  1560. You'll grow to hate the water too.
  1561. badbatter...
  1562. I can't just /stop/--
  1563. badbatter...
  1564. >puts a hand to his face. tries to get him to look at him
  1565. badbatter...
  1566. >please
  1567. sciencest...
  1568. > looks at batter for a moment
  1569. sciencest...
  1570. > ... looks back down
  1571. sciencest...
  1572. I used to have skin!
  1573. sciencest...
  1574. Muscles, organs. A good, beating heart.
  1575. sciencest...
  1576. But everything was so /hot/, I--
  1577. badbatter...
  1578. ...
  1579. badbatter...
  1580. S... Stay with me.
  1581. badbatter...
  1582. Just stay with me.
  1583. sciencest...
  1584. Batter.
  1585. sciencest...
  1586. You don't want me.
  1587. badbatter...
  1588. I do.
  1589. badbatter...
  1590. I /do/ want you--
  1591. badbatter...
  1592. >takes his hands. he's shaking so bad
  1593. sciencest...
  1594. > just lets them hang limp in batter's hands
  1595. sciencest...
  1596. It'd be easier if you forgot me.
  1597. badbatter...
  1598. No.
  1599. badbatter...
  1600. No, no, no
  1601. badbatter...
  1602. >squeezes his hands. there are tears in his eyes
  1603. badbatter...
  1604. I-I can't--
  1605. badbatter...
  1606. >voice cracks
  1607. sciencest...
  1608. > looks at him
  1609. sciencest...
  1610. > ... cups batter's face with his hands and wipes his tears away with his thumbs
  1611. sciencest...
  1612. > ... smiles
  1613. sciencest...
  1614. You're okay.
  1615. badbatter...
  1616. I'm not.
  1617. badbatter...
  1618. Not without you.
  1619. badbatter...
  1620. >sniffs
  1621. sciencest...
  1622. Yes, you are.
  1623. sciencest...
  1624. You will be.
  1625. badbatter...
  1626. No.
  1627. badbatter...
  1628. No, I need you.
  1629. badbatter...
  1630. I need you.
  1631. sciencest...
  1632. > shakes his head
  1633. sciencest...
  1634. I can't.
  1635. sciencest...
  1636. I'm sorry.
  1637. sciencest...
  1638. > ... pulls his hands away
  1639. badbatter...
  1640. Gaster...
  1641. badbatter...
  1642. Gaster, please, please...
  1643. badbatter...
  1644. >now he's just straight up crying
  1645. sciencest...
  1646. > he's getting out of bed
  1647. sciencest...
  1648. > sighs
  1649. sciencest...
  1650. > looks at the ceiling. or.. beyond that
  1651. badbatter...
  1652. >reaches out for him
  1653. badbatter...
  1654. >please please please come back
  1655. sciencest...
  1656. > takes a few steps away from the bed
  1657. sciencest...
  1658. > he's going to go sweep now, finally
  1659. badbatter...
  1660. >no
  1661. badbatter...
  1662. >no, don't,
  1663. sciencest...
  1664. > smiles at batter and bows
  1665. sciencest...
  1666. I have chores I still need to do, I'm sorry.
  1667. sciencest...
  1668. Sleep well.
  1669. badbatter...
  1670. >the tears are flowing freely tonight
  1671. sciencest...
  1672. > closes the door
  1673. badbatter...
  1674. Y-Y-You said you'd--
  1675. badbatter...
  1676. >.
  1677. badbatter...
  1678. >curls up in bed
  1679. badbatter...
  1680. >stares at the wall
  1681. badbatter...
  1682. >another sleepless night for him
  1683. sciencest...
  1684. > not so fast
  1685. sciencest...
  1686. > ... closes his eyes and takes a deep breath
  1687. badbatter...
  1688. >...
  1689. sciencest...
  1690. > holds his hands up like a conductor would
  1691. sciencest...
  1692. > ♪ ♫ ♩
  1693. sciencest...
  1694. > ... he should be sleeping now.
  1695. badbatter...
  1696. >...... he is
  1697. sciencest...
  1698. > ....
  1699. sciencest...
  1700. > .... covers his eyes with his hand
  1701. sciencest...
  1702. > and he should have forgotten everything gaster said, too.
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