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- bethdeth: I remember when I got mr buzzy in melbourne and I was staying at my brothers...I told his then girlfriend I got a vibrator.....the next christmas...a couple of months after all of don's mates are stirring me about having a vibrator....I was like...geez...get a life guys
- [9:52pm] hemoglobin: hahahaha
- [9:52pm] hemoglobin: its not that funny
- [9:53pm] hemoglobin: I would have a whole box of thme
- [9:53pm] hemoglobin: a different colour for a different day
- [9:53pm] bethdeth: hahaha
- [9:53pm] hemoglobin:
- [9:53pm] bethdeth: don was sitting back just rolling his eyes at it...
- [9:53pm] hemoglobin: Christian was appauled at the idea of sex toys
- [9:53pm] antiant:
- [9:54pm] bethdeth: how very wrong of him
- [9:54pm] antiant: what is so appalling?
- [9:54pm] hemoglobin: I always wanted to get a toy egg that you put in your vag and abuse the shit out of a girl when we are out in public
- [9:54pm] hemoglobin: by playing with the remote
- [9:54pm] bethdeth: LOL
- [9:54pm] hemoglobin: you can get anal ones as well....
- [9:55pm] hemoglobin: antiant, he thought sex toys are alien and take away from the carnal passion.
- [9:55pm] antiant: o__0 wtf
- [9:55pm] hemoglobin: ....not that there ever was any 'carnal passion' with him
- [9:55pm] bethdeth: yeah...WTF
- [9:55pm] hemoglobin: can't say that our 8 minute sessions were ever that passionate
- [9:55pm] hemoglobin: 'is that it???
- [9:55pm] bethdeth: murf was super skilled vibe holder extrordinaire!
- [9:55pm] antiant: lol wow
- [9:55pm] hemoglobin: oooo
- [9:56pm] bethdeth: I swear he had 8 hands sometimes
- [9:56pm] hemoglobin: wow
- [9:56pm] hemoglobin: Christian was obssessed with trying to put things in my bum
- [9:56pm] hemoglobin: I was like...serious
- [9:56pm] bethdeth: LOL
- [9:56pm] hemoglobin: *seriously no.
- [9:57pm] bethdeth: but didn't want to get sex toys to do that?
- [9:57pm] hemoglobin: I know Chancey is really into anal sex.
- [9:57pm] hemoglobin: yeah....
- [9:57pm] hemoglobin: i know, weird right?
- [9:57pm] bethdeth: yeah...a bit
- [9:57pm] bethdeth: now we know
- [9:57pm] hemoglobin: lol
- [9:58pm] hemoglobin: sorry
- [9:58pm] hemoglobin: She told me off when I used to say how gross bum sex was
- [9:58pm] bethdeth: it's ok...
- [9:58pm] hemoglobin: mostly because I am scared I will poo all over the guy
- [9:58pm] hemoglobin: when he takes his pee pee out of my bum
- [9:58pm] bethdeth: haha
- [9:59pm] hemoglobin: I was telling Evan about my irrational bum sex fear
- [9:59pm] hemoglobin: he said its pretty legitimate to worry about that
- [9:59pm] bethdeth: it is
- [9:59pm] hemoglobin: poo sometimes leaks out a little.
- [9:59pm] hemoglobin: ....i should be quiet
- [10:00pm] bethdeth: haha
- [10:00pm] bethdeth: at least monkey isn't here to passive aggressivly scold us
- [10:00pm] hemoglobin: Anti is rolling her eyes at me.
- [10:00pm] hemoglobin: hahaha
- [10:00pm] hemoglobin: true.
- [10:00pm] bethdeth: and say that's all we talk about
- [10:00pm] antiant: what
- [10:00pm] hemoglobin: talking about poo and stuff
- [10:00pm] antiant: OH
- [10:00pm] hemoglobin: as per...always.
- [10:00pm] antiant: lol
- [10:01pm] hemoglobin: MB said that he knows all is well in the world when I start talking about poo
- [10:01pm] antiant: lol
- [10:01pm] bethdeth: he says a drink isn't a drink until I wee in it
- [10:01pm] bethdeth:
- [10:02pm] bethdeth: I hope he comes back
- [10:02pm] bethdeth: I wanna wee in his martini
- [10:02pm] hemoglobin: Yeah I wonder if he will
- [10:02pm] hemoglobin: Chancey is pretty pissed at hime
- [10:02pm] hemoglobin: Oh Anti, Chancey and MB broke up
- [10:02pm] hemoglobin: just giving you the heads up
- [10:03pm] antiant: ah
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