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  1. bethdeth: I remember when I got mr buzzy in melbourne and I was staying at my brothers...I told his then girlfriend I got a vibrator.....the next christmas...a couple of months after all of don's mates are stirring me about having a vibrator....I was like...geez...get a life guys
  2. [9:52pm] hemoglobin: hahahaha
  3. [9:52pm] hemoglobin: its not that funny
  4. [9:53pm] hemoglobin: I would have a whole box of thme
  5. [9:53pm] hemoglobin: a different colour for a different day
  6. [9:53pm] bethdeth: hahaha
  7. [9:53pm] hemoglobin:
  8. [9:53pm] bethdeth: don was sitting back just rolling his eyes at it...
  9. [9:53pm] hemoglobin: Christian was appauled at the idea of sex toys
  10. [9:53pm] antiant:
  11. [9:54pm] bethdeth: how very wrong of him
  12. [9:54pm] antiant: what is so appalling?
  13. [9:54pm] hemoglobin: I always wanted to get a toy egg that you put in your vag and abuse the shit out of a girl when we are out in public
  14. [9:54pm] hemoglobin: by playing with the remote
  15. [9:54pm] bethdeth: LOL
  16. [9:54pm] hemoglobin: you can get anal ones as well....
  17. [9:55pm] hemoglobin: antiant, he thought sex toys are alien and take away from the carnal passion.
  18. [9:55pm] antiant: o__0 wtf
  19. [9:55pm] hemoglobin: ....not that there ever was any 'carnal passion' with him
  20. [9:55pm] bethdeth: yeah...WTF
  21. [9:55pm] hemoglobin: can't say that our 8 minute sessions were ever that passionate
  22. [9:55pm] hemoglobin: 'is that it???
  23. [9:55pm] bethdeth: murf was super skilled vibe holder extrordinaire!
  24. [9:55pm] antiant: lol wow
  25. [9:55pm] hemoglobin: oooo
  26. [9:56pm] bethdeth: I swear he had 8 hands sometimes
  27. [9:56pm] hemoglobin: wow
  28. [9:56pm] hemoglobin: Christian was obssessed with trying to put things in my bum
  29. [9:56pm] hemoglobin: I was like...serious
  30. [9:56pm] bethdeth: LOL
  31. [9:56pm] hemoglobin: *seriously no.
  32. [9:57pm] bethdeth: but didn't want to get sex toys to do that?
  33. [9:57pm] hemoglobin: I know Chancey is really into anal sex.
  34. [9:57pm] hemoglobin: yeah....
  35. [9:57pm] hemoglobin: i know, weird right?
  36. [9:57pm] bethdeth: yeah...a bit
  37. [9:57pm] bethdeth: now we know
  38. [9:57pm] hemoglobin: lol
  39. [9:58pm] hemoglobin: sorry
  40. [9:58pm] hemoglobin: She told me off when I used to say how gross bum sex was
  41. [9:58pm] bethdeth: it's ok...
  42. [9:58pm] hemoglobin: mostly because I am scared I will poo all over the guy
  43. [9:58pm] hemoglobin: when he takes his pee pee out of my bum
  44. [9:58pm] bethdeth: haha
  45. [9:59pm] hemoglobin: I was telling Evan about my irrational bum sex fear
  46. [9:59pm] hemoglobin: he said its pretty legitimate to worry about that
  47. [9:59pm] bethdeth: it is
  48. [9:59pm] hemoglobin: poo sometimes leaks out a little.
  49. [9:59pm] hemoglobin: ....i should be quiet
  50. [10:00pm] bethdeth: haha
  51. [10:00pm] bethdeth: at least monkey isn't here to passive aggressivly scold us
  52. [10:00pm] hemoglobin: Anti is rolling her eyes at me.
  53. [10:00pm] hemoglobin: hahaha
  54. [10:00pm] hemoglobin: true.
  55. [10:00pm] bethdeth: and say that's all we talk about
  56. [10:00pm] antiant: what
  57. [10:00pm] hemoglobin: talking about poo and stuff
  58. [10:00pm] antiant: OH
  59. [10:00pm] hemoglobin: as per...always.
  60. [10:00pm] antiant: lol
  61. [10:01pm] hemoglobin: MB said that he knows all is well in the world when I start talking about poo
  62. [10:01pm] antiant: lol
  63. [10:01pm] bethdeth: he says a drink isn't a drink until I wee in it
  64. [10:01pm] bethdeth:
  65. [10:02pm] bethdeth: I hope he comes back
  66. [10:02pm] bethdeth: I wanna wee in his martini
  67. [10:02pm] hemoglobin: Yeah I wonder if he will
  68. [10:02pm] hemoglobin: Chancey is pretty pissed at hime
  69. [10:02pm] hemoglobin: Oh Anti, Chancey and MB broke up
  70. [10:02pm] hemoglobin: just giving you the heads up
  71. [10:03pm] antiant: ah
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