DFS chatlogs

Mayo's emporium of autistic DFS chat logs V2

Kawaii Pyromancer: The best thing I made was an replica cake from PORTAL in school. It tasted godly :3..................... CAKE (Best/Worst Thing you've ever cooked thread)

Soldiah: § sims $ moni $
Avengerangel7: *steals all Soldiah's money*
Avengerangel7: Thanks for the money - EA
Soldiah: Good luck trying to convert Simoleons into Euros
Avengerangel7:  :suicide:
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Fallenangel7: *soldier voice*I am a bomb!
Fallenangel7: Ka-!*explodes*
handsome boy alt ok!(Soldiah): Here lies Fallenangel's soul. He will be sent to the park of the lives of the damned afterwards.
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Fallenangel7: >Tfw you go to a pub and you can buy separated cigars being less than 18 years old (cigars aren't for me ofc)
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Hoovy the animatronic fox: Must...be...apart...of..horrible...fandom.......
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[DFS] Loogi The Lil' Zoroark :  STOOPID HOOVY. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[DFS] Loogi The Lil' Zoroark :  Said Moodic ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[DFS] Loogi The Lil' Zoroark :  Die. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[DFS] Loogi The Lil' Zoroark :  Medic Got Free. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*DEAD* [DFS] Loogi The Lil' Zoroark :  He Got Da Moves ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*DEAD* [DFS] Loogi The Lil' Zoroark :  Im Seeing My Money Flying Up To Night. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
(He did this at the end of almost EVERY sentence)
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*DEAD* little_pyro :  i am tradein a solder card for 2 ref
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*DEAD* [Respected] [DFS] Eyal :  my dick feels nice
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*DEAD* [DFS] Loogi The Lil' Zoroark :  F*ck It.
[DFS] Loogi The Lil' Zoroark Revives
*DEAD* [DFS] Loogi The Lil' Zoroark : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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?Dark the Shiny Umbreon? :  Conne i'm dying....All i have to say is that i've always loved you...I still don't know what f'ing gender you are though.
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?Dark the Shiny Umbreon? :  Now i can power this robotic mask to make the MOON CRASH INTO THE WORLD!
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[DFS] Kawaii Pyromancer: Let us pray
[DFS] Kawaii Pyromancer: eotiewutioetwuk4398uzx38cyw8ozsyj9ct87tsy4j98t7cyw83sjy87jy9732y718256132978yk27829xynuahficbygiaxiyxjcwgbcayubigcinwuxqwnzyuxcwgitgzmqwieugtnwcnuibzrswucgtnUITGWERUICTWHXNWGTNICCGWEUITKXY8932C
[DFS] Kawaii Pyromancer: aMEN
handsome boy alt ok!: nice brutal shitposting
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[DFS] Kawaii Pyromancer: Isn't this gay? No it's a dog, fuck this tea..... tea biscuits biscuits FUCK THIS TEA.... (Mirai Nikki Opening 1 Misheard lyrics :D)
[DFS] Kawaii Pyromancer: Every 60 seconds a minute passes in Africa ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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[TGIDN] JimmyIsAwesome :  ty
[TGIDN] JimmyIsAwesome :  XD
[TGIDN] JimmyIsAwesome :  i was ut
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☣Dark the Grimly Umbreon☣ :  I cannot currently afford it with the ammount of currency currently. (Undertale)
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Onions be Like :  I'm wearing the gloves i use to fist children
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rabid dentist :  we cum in piss
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*DEAD* Muffet :  At night time, me and my family all go into the livingroom, stand up with our eyes open, and sleep.
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*SPEC* [Moderator] [DFS] SpookMix :  loco, try to use chat when music is playing
*DEAD* [DFS] Loco Fandango :  but this music sucks
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Uncle David :  my life is an endless sting of disapointment
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eat shit and die :  WHAT
eat shit and die :  UR INVISIBLE
eat shit and die :  BULLSHIT
eat shit and die :  WHAT
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eggpun :  all hats come from gabens cock
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Lonely Green Demon :  THIS CAR IS MINE!
Misteralcala :  NO I GOT IT FIRST YOU COCK SUCKING MAGOT!
Lonely Green Demon :  xD
Misteralcala :  i can find your personal information
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[DFS] MeowMix: [Moderator] [DFS] MeowMix :  calm down
Misteralcala :  grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Misteralcala :  RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!
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Lonely Green Demon :  meowmix
Lonely Green Demon :  you ded in
Lonely Green Demon :  ...
Lonely Green Demon :  1 minute
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Lonely Green Demon :  LETS UNBOX CRATE
Lonely Green Demon :  WITH UNUSUAL
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(TEAM) Totally Not Apollo :  Toriel is best ghote waifu~ X3
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(TEAM) Mayo :  Its literally $10 though
(TEAM) [DFS] {0GS} Thermal the Almight :  i know
(TEAM) [DFS] {0GS} Thermal the Almight :  i has no moneys
(TEAM) [DFS] {0GS} Thermal the Almight :  (  ´_>`)
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rubber ducky :  i dont have undertale but i see people play it and its awsome
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(TEAM) [DFS] Flashypower6 :  2spootis
(TEAM) [DFS] Flashypower6 :  :D
(TEAM) [DFS] Flashypower6 :  :DDD
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(TEAM) Bornstellar :  all i hear is moo moo moo moo moove gear forward
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Isamu Tsuyoshi: what is KKK?
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[DFS] Kazuhira the Mewtwo realizes he is being watched
[DFS] Kazuhira the Mewtwo blushes
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Drago30 :  TF2_Ware, sucks
The Dinkle Burger :  no thanks
The Dinkle Burger :  is gud
Drago30 :  Please, either choose a better map, or your all dead
☣Dark the Shiny Umbreon☣ :  Says the man-whore.
☣Dark the Shiny Umbreon☣ :  ( ͡o ᴥ ͡o)
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*DEAD* Drago30 :  Fuck you
*DEAD* Mayo :  wow salt
(Taunt killed him)
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Drago30 :  Tanks for the help
Drago30 :  Lol
Drago30 :  U SUK OLOLOOLOLOL
[DFS] Sir Mr. Sweggy the SoS :  they made bumpers better
Drago30 :  Sucker
Drago30 :  XD
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Davidedes1 | trade.tf :  IM DIEEEE??
Drago30 :  I'll wait until I die in reality, then I'll play this game
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[DFS] Kazuhira Mewtwo eats pancakes
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*SPEC* [DFS] Sir Mr. Sweggy the SoS :  BAYBAYBAYABABYYABYAYBABAYBAYAYAYBAYBSYBYBSYBSSBBSYBSSYBS
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☣Dark the Shiny Umbreon☣ :  I've been insane since i was born.
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*SPEC* [DFS] Sir Mr. Sweggy the SoS :  WHITE
*SPEC* Drago30 :  wtf shut up
☣Dark the Shiny Umbreon☣ :  Woah woah!
*SPEC* [DFS] Sir Mr. Sweggy the SoS :  hoow 'bout NO
*SPEC* Drago30 :  ._________.
*SPEC* [DFS] Sir Mr. Sweggy the SoS :  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*SPEC* Drago30 :  kill meh
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*SPEC* [DFS] Sir Mr. Sweggy the SoS :  'er goin' surfin' on the interSFHIUYGFUSJUSGKLHSIFGBSIUF
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*DEAD* [Admin] [DFS] Captain Chaos The Doge :  sryls
*DEAD* [Admin] [DFS] Captain Chaos The Doge :  want to do
*DEAD* [Admin] [DFS] Captain Chaos The Doge :  ban
[Admin] [DFS] Captain Chaos The Doge :  XD
[Admin] [DFS] Captain Chaos The Doge :  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) betreyal
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*SPEC* Drago30 :  I'm trying to type with one hand because I'm eating pizza
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*SPEC* [DFS] Sir Mr. Sweggy the SoS :  MMMMM... Mewtwo ass
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☣Dark the Shiny Umbreon☣ :  DON'T!!!
☣Dark the Shiny Umbreon☣ :  FUCK!!!
☣Dark the Shiny Umbreon☣ :  THE POKEMON!
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(Insert_Awesome_Name_Here) :  FUCK THE POKEMON!!!
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*SPEC* Drago30 :  Well I'm done eating pizza now
*SPEC* Drago30 :  Alrighty then
[DFS] Captain Chaos The Doge Is Filled With Dogemration
[DFS] Sir Mr. Sweggy the SoS sticks a powerjack up Kazu's thighs
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*SPEC* Drago30 :  Let's do dis shit
[DFS] Kazuhira Mewtwo feels...good?
[DFS] Captain Chaos The Doge gained points
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[DFS] Sir Mr. Sweggy the SoS licks the shit stained powerjack
*SPEC* Mayo :  what
*SPEC* Mayo :  like
*SPEC* Mayo :  sweggy can you not
[DFS] Sir Mr. Sweggy the SoS will, you can't stop him fucker!
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*SPEC* Drago30 :  Video games blah blah what the fuck is deez nuts doin' here
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*SPEC* [DFS] Sir Mr. Sweggy the SoS :  FUFCASSSHITDHISHDDHIAIDHIAODJDICKDICKJoJ!
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☣Dark the Shiny Umbreon☣ :  I AM THE MILKMAN.
๖ۣۜAshley the witch🎃 :  where is the Milkman
Samson :  F*CK
[Admin] [DFS] Captain Chaos The Doge :  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
☣Dark the Shiny Umbreon☣ :  MY MILK IS DELICIOUS.
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[DFS] Sir Mr. Sweggy the SoS feels lieke making out with something
[DFS] Sir Mr. Sweggy the SoS might want to make out with a log
*SPEC* [DFS] Sir Mr. Sweggy the SoS :  A metaphorical one
*SPEC* [DFS] Sir Mr. Sweggy the SoS :  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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*SPEC* [DFS] Sir Mr. Sweggy the SoS :  Kaz turns on my dick's 'fuckachair' system
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*SPEC* [DFS] Sir Mr. Sweggy the SoS :  SLESKER
*SPEC* [DFS] Sir Mr. Sweggy the SoS :  CONGLATURATIONS!
*SPEC* [DFS] Sir Mr. Sweggy the SoS :  YOU GET A DILDO
*SPEC* [DFS] Sir Mr. Sweggy the SoS :  It's been used though
*SPEC* [DFS] Sir Mr. Sweggy the SoS :  by ME
[DFS] Kazuhira Mewtwo cleans it
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[DFS] Sir Mr. Sweggy the SoS fucks a dog
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[DFS] Sir Mr. Sweggy the SoS rapes mewtwo instead of gaining trust like he originally planned
(Jesus this guy is a cringe factory)
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[DFS] Sir Mr. Sweggy the SoS feels like he's in a creepy fanfic
(Made by him)
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[DFS] Sir Mr. Sweggy the SoS realizes he wants to fuck dark now
☣Dark the Shiny Umbreon☣ :  No.
*SPEC* [DFS] Sir Mr. Sweggy the SoS :  YESH
*DEAD* [Respected] [DFS] Kazuhira Mewtwo :  NO
*SPEC* [DFS] Sir Mr. Sweggy the SoS :  YESH
*SPEC* [DFS] Sir Mr. Sweggy the SoS :  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*SPEC* [DFS] Sir Mr. Sweggy the SoS :  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*SPEC* [DFS] Sir Mr. Sweggy the SoS :  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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computerboy976 :  HELP ME IM STUCK IN BONK
computerboy976 :  SOMEBODY PLEASE!!!!
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JasontheGamer17 :  Woah! DId we just see MOONMAN?
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Please accept friend request :  That was an amazing killing spree. BY THE OTHER SPY!'
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Jolt Z: martex, give me my cum back, you fuckhead...~!
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Silent Roar :  what is a glitch?
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Drago30 :  Fuck her right in the pussy
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*SPEC* TK-421 :  In other news, Brony faggots went insane not long ago
*SPEC* TK-421 :  Why?
*SPEC* TK-421 :  Those 3 faggots wanting tatoos on their asses
*SPEC* TK-421 :  got their tatoo on their asses
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*DEAD* [DFS] Derpy Quack :  the custard taste liek ice cream
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*DEAD* kyanduplantis :  hahahahahaha that look like you were swiming in that pose instead of riding a broom ahahhahahaahaha demoman that was funny
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[DFS] ''Yarn Yoshi Jr.! :3'' :  anyone looked at hentai?
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fireextrefire :  every time that batman goes to the bathroom he takes an empanada with an arepa and a turtle and opens a secret passage to the
fireextrefire :  store
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DizzyStorm0 :  I like to eat legos
Eevee Spelt Backwards :  XD
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fireextrefire :  GGEGEGEGE GETTING LIVE
fireextrefire :  that what plays when i win
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Totally Not Apollo :  Your... y-your ping..
Totally Not Apollo :  I don't think I have EVER seen a ping this high before... 900+ Extre... my god.
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fireextrefire :  well how the **** i what?
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Jtm Games :  WE'RE TAKING ARTILLARY FIRE!
fireextrefire :  WE ARE NOT IN THE BEAM
Jtm Games :  WE ARE IN THE MEME!
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fireextrefire :  the classic is a classic weapon from team fortress classic
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[DFS] ''Yarn Yoshi Jr.! :3'' :  WTF THE BLU IS WINNING
[DFS] ''Yarn Yoshi Jr.! :3'' :  WE ARE LOST
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fireextrefire :  if yo usee blu capturing last point
fireextrefire :  JUMP OFD THE SHIP
fireextrefire :  IT WILL EXPLODE
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fireextrefire :  WE are now i nthe country all the pokimons were created
Startacker :  pokimons
fireextrefire :  YEP you guessed
fireextrefire :  all pokemons were created in this country
fireextrefire :  this country is
Startacker :  the chinese knockoff of pokemon
Startacker :  pokimon
fireextrefire :  russia
fireextrefire :  YES pokemons come from russia!
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Kleaver :  Neptune :  waffle is flat on both sides. just like the breakfast she is
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[DFS] Festive Loogi :  Epic, Get Some Hats
[DFS] Festive Loogi :  Faggot
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♥AnotherBrony♥ :  who need get hats ?
[DFS] Festive Loogi :  Epic Gunman.
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[DFS] Festive Loogi :  RIP - That Faggot
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[DFS] Eyal :  i remember you
[DFS] Eyal :  you're that spy
[DFS] Eyal :  that fucking spy
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[DFS] FestiveRed :  WE Got A Airblasting Fuck Shit Here
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[DFS] Sandvich-Dispensing-Hoovy :  sat cat u are a fucking the most beautifal creation ever
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[Respected] [DFS] Lord Beerus :  kinda funny how even though I'm the God of Destruction, I prefer eating and napping over destruction


(Roleplaying is fun)
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[Respected] [DFS] Destruction God Beerus :  Wanna know why I haven't/won't destroy Earth?
[Respected] [DFS] Huddah Huddah Huh :  save spycrabs
[Respected] [DFS] Destruction God Beerus :  It's cuz it has good food c:
[Respected] [DFS] Destruction God Beerus :  and spycrabs
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chips are for niqqers :  Thats what my dad said to me before he raped me.
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[DFS] ArgoTheDog :  POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS P
[DFS] ArgoTheDog :  POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS
[DFS] ArgoTheDog :  POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS P
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JkMenttonet21 :  do the pingas robotnik song
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[DFS] Statek735 :  *fnaf reaction* OH MYYYYY GOD
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JkMenttonet21 :  touch my pingas!
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Voidio :   where is me shitgun?
[DFS] Statek735 :  shit gan
[DFS] Statek735 :  shotgunn
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{NRGM} [DFS] PRR6755 :  O_o
JkMenttonet21 :  do hitler nien nien nien
{NRGM} [DFS] PRR6755 :  XD
{NRGM} [DFS] PRR6755 :  its fucking MLP
{NRGM} [DFS] PRR6755 :  their reacting to MLP
{NRGM} [DFS] PRR6755 :  xD
[DFS] Statek735 :  FUCKIN PONIES
[DFS] Statek735 :  lol
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Maxstar1337 :  hahahahahahaaahahaha
Maxstar1337 :  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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*DEAD* {NRGM} [DFS] PRR6755 :  CANCER
*DEAD* {NRGM} [DFS] PRR6755 :  XD
*DEAD* {NRGM} [DFS] PRR6755 :  ALLAHU AKBAR
Festive cransone :  xD
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[Moderator] [DFS] FestiveMix :  are you sure you typed in exactly
xXx_poopybutthole_xXx :  yes
[Moderator] [DFS] FestiveMix :  bind h ''+use''
xXx_poopybutthole_xXx :  no
xXx_poopybutthole_xXx :  h is my waifu key
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TψT ☢Kawaii Girl (RTU)♥ :  anyone want to penatrate me ;3
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A Ludicrously Festive Crabspy :  I'ma need to check you for ass rabies.
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pierah-? :  i fuck my bitches to this song
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TψT ☢Kawaii Girl (RTU)♥ :  LENNY ATTACK!! RUUUUNNN!!!
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A Ludicrously Festive Crabspy :  in another way, baka
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[DFS] Destruction God Beerus pisses in Mayo's fedora
[Respected] Mayo :  thanks
[Respected] [DFS] Destruction God Beerus :  NO FEDORA FOR U
[DFS] Destruction God Beerus buries his fedora
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[Respected] Mr Redux :  my penis can not get erect
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[DFS]Xx_SwagMaster_xX :  WHY ARE U UISING JOKES ABOUT MEH WEEGE?
[DFS]Xx_SwagMaster_xX :  i will use the ultra dance to kill u '-'
[DFS]Xx_SwagMaster_xX :  halp
[DFS]Xx_SwagMaster_xX :  ima traped
[DFS]Xx_SwagMaster_xX :  first trap
[DFS]Xx_SwagMaster_xX :  CUME HERE
[DFS]Xx_SwagMaster_xX :  FIGHT MEH
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*DEAD* British Taxi :  whos been drawing dick
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*SPEC* JOSUEE GAMER :  3 figth
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*DEAD* ๊_domi :  My blood, no!!!
๊_domi for arstotzka
๊_domi for arstotzka
๊_domi for arstotzka
๊_domi for arstotzka
๊_domi for arstotzka
๊_domi for arstotzka
๊_domi for arstotzka
๊_domi for arstotzka
๊_domi for arstotzka
๊_domi for arstotzka
๊_domi for arstotzka
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[DFS]Xx_SwagMaster_xX :  WHO WANT TO RACE WITH WEEGE???
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♥[DFS]Mr.Awesomeface♥ helps kaz
[Respected] 🎄[DFS]🎄 ThermalOverload :  Well that is a mess
[KazHouse] [DFS] Kazuhira Mewtwo :  thx
[Respected] 🎄[DFS]🎄 ThermalOverload :  And we cant have no messes
[DFS] Kazuhira Mewtwo hugs Thermal
[KazHouse] [DFS] Kazuhira Mewtwo :  i mean Awesome
[KazHouse] [DFS] Kazuhira Mewtwo :  sorry
[Respected] 🎄[DFS]🎄 ThermalOverload :  Kaz i love being REspected so far
[KazHouse] [DFS] Kazuhira Mewtwo :  cool
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Leo :  basically the undertale fanbase is as bad as the mlp fanbase
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Leo :  dispenzor0's server that he will only accidentaly come on if he's drunk
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Drought :  WHERES MY LENNY BIND?S
Drought :  EY YO GURL, WANT SUM FUK WITH ME 16 INCH COCK? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Drought :  it was just a prank bro. backstab gone sexual! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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[DFS] Sans :  Who played underfuck? is cool and funny xD
Counter-Terrorist [DFS] Conchuzzled :  chara u wan play a game? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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[Respected] [DFS] Chara :  avisez : ME DIJERON QUE FOLLARSE A UNA NEGRA EN UN CUERTO OSCURO ERA PECADO Y YO LE DIJE QUE ERA PUNTERIA
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[DFS] Sans :  why everyone wants to fuck that fucking robot of the TV and that spider?
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SrChicken11 :  *lel xD
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[DFS] Sans :  c:C:CCC:C:C::C:C::
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Drought :  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) lel u wot m8? #2Khaled4DJKhaled
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Hiit :  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° �
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[DFS] Sans :  Pikachu faks u ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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[DFS] Sans :  LIGHT I WILL RAPE EVERYONE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
(lenny spam is funny right guys)
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SrChicken11 :  lel xDDD
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Mewtwo the Best Dolphin God :  I heard lambrogihinis look like the batmobile
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Zeusus :  *gives a blowjob to lheesy*
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[DFS] Mr. Crimson :  Hey Meow Mix Do You Realize That Your Name Came From Cat Food?
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[DFS]Pootis Mann :  PIKACHU
[DFS]Pootis Mann :  GET IN MAH BALLS
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[KazHouse] [DFS] Kazuhira Mewtwo :  I have the best ass of everyone on DFS
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adamhilburn :  I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Dream a Dream)
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[DFS]Pootis Mann :  i heard its like the spycraps painis
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[KazHouse] [DFS] Kazuhira Mewtwo :  Well you can look in that area, I guess, but no you will not see my bare ass.
(wake me up inside)
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Ze Brazilian DJ Snoipeh :  Joining DFS server should be an achievment
Ze Brazilian DJ Snoipeh :  this server is broken and made by crazy cientists called Dispensers
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adamhilburn :  I WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND, WONDERTAINMENT! PLEASE CAN WE BE FRIENDS?
(Did you snort a pile of blow before playing this?)
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[DFS] Father Owl :  Shake dat ass for me mayo
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Ze Brazilian DJ Snoipeh :  Fus ro PINGAS
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Ze Brazilian DJ Snoipeh :  TELEPOOTIS ME TO GABEN
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*SPEC* ANNOYING DOG :  LIGHT I SAW SOMEONE ON YOUTUBE CALLED LIGHTBREAKER08 IF THAT ISN'T YOU THEN WATCH OUT OR IF IT IS YOU THEN YOU'RE STUPID
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[DFS]Xx_SwagMaster_xX :  *Gaben got a idea.... AND ITS HOW BREAD UPDATE COME
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*SPEC* Maxstar1337 :  AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*SPEC* ★SeemsSurprised★ :  AIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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*SPEC* ★SeemsSurprised★ :  I am brave boy.
*SPEC* ★SeemsSurprised★ :  (Saw some strange thinks)
*SPEC* ★SeemsSurprised★ :  I am not brave boy at this.
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*SPEC* ★SeemsSurprised★ :  No
*SPEC* ★SeemsSurprised★ :  No
*SPEC* ★SeemsSurprised★ :  No
*SPEC* Maxstar1337 :  yeh
*SPEC* Maxstar1337 :  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*SPEC* Maxstar1337 :  OOKAY
*DEAD* sans :  no
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*SPEC* Maxstar1337 :  ( .  ͜ʖ ') n o i t s c o p y a n d p a s t e
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[DFS] DiamondBucket :  Another twist: Pootis is russian
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*SPEC* Misleading Bread :  help me mommy theres a man trying to set my ear on fire
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*DEAD* A very handsome hotdog :  sans is sex(y)
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*DEAD* A very handsome hotdog :  gtg my mom wants to fuck me again brb
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*DEAD* ★SeemsSurprised★ :  Demoman hates Soldier, Soldier hates Demoman.
(no shit)
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*DEAD* Misleading Bread :  i balme lag and all my ancestors
Maxstar1337 :  lumminati
Dr. Cancer :  get more cancer, that is the only solution
*SPEC* Drought :  thanks doctor!
Dr. Cancer :  and dont see cringy shit
*SPEC* Drought :  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*DEAD* [DFS] DiamondBucket :  what
*SPEC* Drought :  got it lad
*DEAD* [DFS] DiamondBucket :  asjifa
*SPEC* Drought :  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*DEAD* Misleading Bread :  i also blame washing machines
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Dr. Cancer :  SCOOOOTLAAAAAND FOOOREEEVEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dr. Cancer :  SCOOOOTLAAAAAND FOOOREEEVEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*DEAD* Jekorgi :  and an unusual me ;)
*DEAD* ★SeemsSurprised★ :  DEMOOMANNNNN FOREVVEEEEEEEEER!
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I habe diarrhea :  Yes, I like big cocks
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YaDunGoofy :  goof u shud do ur homwerk nao
YaDunGoofy :  >DFS
Flowey :  Leaked cancer music?
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★SeemsSurprised★ :  Great, now blu team are becomes most noobest player ever.
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Mawkus Floofsome :  we fuck like yiff hungry dragons
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Drought :  lel bye
Drought :  oh and................
Drought :  ( ಠ ل͜ ಠ) CYKA BLYAT! CYKA BLYAT!
Drought :  ( ಠ ل͜ ಠ) CYKA BLYAT! CYKA BLYAT!
Drought :  ( ಠ ل͜ ಠ) CYKA BLYAT! CYKA BLYAT!
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*DEAD* [DFS] Derpy Spongebruh :  WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *explodes.wav*
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XxDiablonxX :  POOOOOOO 'insert pootis2
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XxDiablonxX :  PPPPPP----PP-P-P-POOOOOOTIS DISPENCER HERE! 'boom'
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[DFS] Derpy Spongebruh :  And its a me WAA HAA HOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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[DFS] Derpy Spongebruh :  Poot WAAspencer here
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*DEAD* Ray The Garchomp :  WA HA HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*DEAD* Pootis Pow-er :   ( ͡‪° ͜_ʖ ͡‪°) wayeh
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[DFS] INKLING_ :  Im s boy
[DFS] INKLING_ :  Im a boy
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*DEAD* [DFS] Derpy Spongebruh :  SEEMAN IS GOING TO REKT THE WAAHZ
(This guy is the second cringe factory of the server)
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*DEAD* Dr. Luigi :  SPAGHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeee
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*DEAD* [DFS] Derpy Spongebruh :  duzney lond? wut iz in dis duzneu lad?
(This one hurt me physically)
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*DEAD* [DFS] Derpy Spongebruh :  garfielf: i need mai lasaga *eats lasaga*
*DEAD* [DFS] Derpy Spongebruh :  garbagefield: Screw u mokey u ayt mai laserga
[DFS] Derpy Spongebruh :  odlie: b0rf
*DEAD* [DFS] Derpy Spongebruh :  *gumfield keks odlie(
*DEAD* [DFS] Derpy Spongebruh :  garfielf: I made laserga out of people who died in dis map cause screw logic
(You ruined it, congrats.)
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*DEAD* California :  i have a fear of girfsnelf
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ShamWoW_Guy :  im alive
ShamWoW_Guy :  these are my sterods
ShamWoW_Guy :  i need more steroids
ShamWoW_Guy :  medic!
[DFS] Derpy Spongebruh :  eat this super garlic it gives you infinite steroids
ShamWoW_Guy :  inject me with more steroids
ShamWoW_Guy :  medic pls
[DFS] Derpy Spongebruh :  *stuffs you with 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 steroid pillz*
ShamWoW_Guy :  medic more pls
ShamWoW_Guy :  just a few more steroids
[DFS] Derpy Spongebruh :  *stuff a universe of sterooids*
ShamWoW_Guy :  medic pls
ShamWoW_Guy :  I NEED MORE STEROIDS MEDIC!
[DFS] Derpy Spongebruh :  R U KIDING ME
ShamWoW_Guy :  IJECT ME
[DFS] Derpy Spongebruh :  I did
ShamWoW_Guy :  INJECT ME
[DFS] Derpy Spongebruh :  9000 times
ShamWoW_Guy :  A FEW MORE
[DFS] Derpy Spongebruh :  *stuffs infinity steroids*
ShamWoW_Guy :  100 MORE?
[DFS] Derpy Spongebruh :  *stuffs 9000 moar*
Red Ded :  OK.
ShamWoW_Guy :  my pants are ripping i wonder why
(Drugs are bad kids)
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[Respected] pierah, apparently :  im gonna penetrate that hymen like koolaid man breaks through 3 foot think concrete walls
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*DEAD* [DFS] eybrey :  See man want to SEE U !
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*SPEC* Drought :  is red ded leader of loomynarty?
*SPEC* Drought :  lets find out
DottierGalaxy50 :  ( ° ͜ʖ °)
DottierGalaxy50 :  ( ° ͜ʖ °)
DottierGalaxy50 :  ( ° ͜ʖ °)
AzureDude :  rip
DottierGalaxy50 :  ( ° ͜ʖ °)
*SPEC* Drought :  red ded has 6 letters
pipebumo :  lol
*SPEC* Drought :  6 divided by 3? 2
[DFS] eybrey :  know what have 3 but conts ?
*DEAD* [Respected] pierah, apparently :  ecksdee
[DFS] eybrey :  illuminati
*SPEC* Drought :  red and ded both have 1 sylable
[DFS] Dragon Claws :  sacrifice
*SPEC* Drought :  2 + 1? 3
*SPEC* Drought :  what has 3 sides? triangles
*SPEC* Drought :  what is a triangle?
[DFS] eybrey :  and triangle is illuminati !
*SPEC* Drought :  the illuminaty pyramid
*DEAD* [DFS] Dragon Claws :  O_O
[DFS] eybrey :  lol no joke
[DFS] eybrey :  and triangle is illuminati !
(Conspiracy theories ahoy)
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*SPEC* Drought :  oh shite
*SPEC* Drought :  could it mean
*SPEC* Drought :  pipe bumo is............
*SPEC* Drought :  /\ ʟᴏᴏᴍʏɴᴀʀᴛʏ ᴄᴜɴᴛғʀɪᴍᴇᴅ
*SPEC* Drought :  ?
*SPEC* Drought :  4 m8
*SPEC* Drought :  4-1=3
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wistlyr彡 :  i hope you fucks know this isn't the one to hide from the motivator.
(ow rude)
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๖ۣۜFrahd Chikun :  games are only fun when you WIN
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*SPEC* ๖ۣۜFrahd Chikun :  NONONONONON
*SPEC* ๖ۣۜFrahd Chikun :  I WANNA WIN!!!
*SPEC* ๖ۣۜFrahd Chikun :  BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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