TokikoHyuuga

Triterniabound Script

Jul 12th, 2012
1,081
Never
Not a member of Pastebin yet? Sign Up, it unlocks many cool features!
  1. TRITERNIABOUND
  2.  
  3. Narrator
  4.  
  5. "Use ARROW KEYS (or WASD KEYS) to walk and SPACEBAR to interact."
  6.  
  7. "You cannot go off looking for the highb100d just yet. You must make sure Nepeta is somewhere safe."
  8.  
  9. strongLabStairway
  10. "You can't go up there! Equius told you to go hide through that gait! You mean gate. ARGH YOU MEAN DOOR.";
  11.  
  12. "Equius has blocked the door from the other side with something incredibly heavy! DAMN HIM AND HIS STRONGNESS."
  13.  
  14. chest1
  15. >"Open chest."
  16. "You got a FRESH TOWEL!"
  17.  
  18. chest2
  19. >"Open chest."
  20. "You got a HEAP OF FRESH TOWELS!"
  21.  
  22. chest3
  23. >"Open chest."
  24. "You got EMERGENCY BACKUP ABSORBENCY UNIT!"
  25.  
  26. chest4
  27. >"Open chest."
  28. "You got a SHATTERED BUST OF AN INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE SWEATY HUMAN MALE ACTOR. You have told Nepeta not to scoot through the air ducts and steal the cherished belongings of others. But does she listen? Of course not."
  29.  
  30. chest5
  31. >"Open chest."
  32. "You got an ENCHANTED SHITTY WIZARD FIGURINE! It's.. A miracle."
  33.  
  34. chest6
  35. >"Open chest."
  36. "You got AHAB'S CROSSHAIRS! Perfect! This is exactly the kind of firepower you could use if you 're going up against... You just broke it."
  37.  
  38. corpse
  39. >"Examine slain beast."
  40. "Arrows? Fired true, straight through the eyes... Who could have done this?"
  41.  
  42. bloodTrail
  43. >"Examine green trail."
  44. "Looks like someone 's being PRETTY SLOPPY with their grub sauce. At least, you hope that 's grub sauce..."
  45.  
  46. transLabTrans2"
  47. >"Transportalize."
  48. "Someone has chopped this thing right in half! Maybe whoever is traversing through these corridors does not want to be followed? You can certainly respect such sneaky tactics."
  49.  
  50. transLabTrans1
  51. >"Transportalize."
  52. "It doesn 't work! Someone must have disabled the transportalizer on the other side."
  53.  
  54. johnxwv
  55. >"Examine John ? Dersite."
  56. "This is, um... a ship in progress! Human romance sure is weird."
  57.  
  58. karkatxkarkat
  59. >"Examine Jade o8< (Karkat, Karkat)."
  60. "You will have to remember to write Jade a nice thank you note for helping to stabilize Karkat 's unhealthy relationship with his past and future selves. Maybe now with a clear head he will be able to open his eyes to what waits for him in other quadrants. Certain other PAWSIBILITIES. Maybe noticing someone nice over there in that bright red corner, who has been there all along. ;33"
  61.  
  62. vriskaxterezi
  63. >"Examine Vriska <}< Terezi."
  64. "Yes! This matchup was always just so purrrrrfect to you. Why can 't anyone else see it? WHY CAN 'T THEY SEE??? It 's hard being a shipper. It 's hard, and no one understands."
  65.  
  66. karkatxgamzee
  67. >"Examine Gamzee <> Karkat."
  68. "You suppose this pairing is still viable. Although the roles will have to be dramatically reversed!"
  69.  
  70. shippingWall
  71. >"Examine shipping wall."
  72. "You just don 't have the heart to update the wall to reflect the recent deaths of your friends. As a veteran shipper, you have grown accustomed to watching your ships get sunk. But not like this. :(("
  73.  
  74. paintSet
  75. >"Examine paint set."
  76. "Alternian paint sets are manufactured with the pigment from the blood of culled wigglers. Which... is pretty pawful, when you think about it!"
  77.  
  78. yarn
  79. >"Examine yarn."
  80. "bat bat bat, pounce pounce pounce. :33"
  81.  
  82. sugarpile
  83. >"Examine sugar pile."
  84. "Just looking at this pile is making you sleepy. And emotional. No one can ever accuse you of not being prepurred to sweeten a warm beverage!"
  85.  
  86. teapot3
  87. "Examine teapot."
  88. "Rawrjeeling. So fragrant! Mmmmm."
  89.  
  90. "You then proceed to have the most poignant and heartfelt feelings jam in the history of paradox space, or piles of things."
  91.  
  92. teapot2
  93. >"Examine teapot."
  94. "Purrl grey. This has been steeping for way too long, so it is undoubtedly very STRONG. Just the way Equius likes it."
  95.  
  96. teapot1
  97. >"Examine teapot."
  98. "Cameowmile. It smells so good."
  99.  
  100. muscleBeastPosters
  101. >"Examine fine art."
  102. "Legends tell of musclebeasts once roaming the cosmos that were so enormous, they could destroy entire planets with but a twitch of any anatomical feature. Are the legends true? You hope so."
  103.  
  104. humanimalPoster
  105. >"Examine fine art."
  106. "This piece is simply called "Edward". It is so beautiful."
  107.  
  108. robopile
  109. >"Examine robo-pile."
  110. "A gratifying heap of soundly thrashed roboti%. Standing near this pile stirs powerful emotions. The closer you stand to piles of stuff, the more freely the feelings flow. It is a law of reality."
  111.  
  112. bows
  113. >"Examine broken bow."
  114. "Archery is SO HARD when you 're THIS STRONG."
  115.  
  116. ventGrate1
  117. >"Look through grate."
  118.  
  119. ventGrate2
  120. >"Look through grate."
  121. ventFinalGrate
  122. >"Look through grate."
  123.  
  124. crates
  125. >"Examine creats, you mean crates."
  126.  
  127. ventGrate3
  128. >"Enter grate."
  129.  
  130. transLabGrate1
  131. >"Enter grate."
  132.  
  133. transLabGrate2
  134. >"Enter grate."
  135.  
  136. "Start Over?"
  137. >"Yes."
  138. >"No."
  139.  
  140. "Pucefoot? Berrybreath?? DOCTOR HONEYTONGUE??? WHAT MONSTER COULD DO THIS"
  141.  
  142. "You suppose you should stay put like Equius said. But its so furstrating being all cooped up in here! Surely scooting through the air ducts for a while couldn 't hurt. He will never know!"
  143.  
  144. "Oh no!!! No one must ever see. NO ONE MUST EVER S333333333333333333! Some day you will work up the guts to say something. Maybe once this huge murder fiasco blows over!"
  145.  
  146.  
  147. CT Actions
  148.  
  149. strongLabDoor
  150. >"Open door."
  151. "This is no time to retire. Gotta go after the clown."
  152.  
  153. milk
  154. "Drink milk."
  155. "Fiddlesticks."
  156.  
  157. AC Actions
  158.  
  159. strongLabDoor
  160. >"Open door."
  161.  
  162. >shipLabGrate
  163. >"Enter great, you mean grate."
  164. "You suppose you should stay put like Equius said. But its so furstrating being all cooped up in here! Surely scooting through the air ducts for a while couldn't hurt. He will never know!"
  165.  
  166. milk1
  167. >"Drink milk."
  168. "lap lap lap lap lap :33"
  169.  
  170. CT & AC
  171.  
  172. >"Talk about Aradia."
  173. "NEPETA: :33 < *a furrocious and concerned moirail suddenly appurrches out of some wild shrubberies!!!*"
  174. "EQUIUS: D --> I regard the furrocious moirail stoically"
  175. "EQUIUS: D --> I mean"
  176. "EQUIUS: D --> I greet Ms. Leijon without issuing a statement of a%ion in the first person"
  177. "NEPETA: :33 < *ms leijon pawnders over whether mr zahhak is still feeling blue over his depurrted robo sw33heart and n33ds more ch33ring up*"
  178. "EQUIUS: D --> Mr Zahhak, I mean I, will probably be feeling b100 about that for some time, yes"
  179. "EQUIUS: D --> But he is, darn it, I am, e%ceptionally STRONG and will cope with it admirably"
  180. "EQUIUS: D --> Even though"
  181. "EQUIUS: D --> She didn 't even say goodbye for some reason"
  182. "NEPETA: :33 < aww :(("
  183. "NEPETA: :33 < we can always curl up in the pile again to talk about f33lings :33" "EQUIUS: D --> Nepeta, for goodness sa%es, a man can only di%uss feelings for so much time"
  184. "EQUIUS: D --> How long have we already spent in the roboti% pile"
  185. "NEPETA: :33 < ummmmmmmmmmm"
  186. "EQUIUS: D --> I believe it was at least an hour"
  187. "EQUIUS: D --> We e%amined my emotional state until we were both bl00 in the face"
  188. "NEPETA: :33 < h33h33h33h33!"
  189. "EQUIUS: D --> What"
  190. "NEPETA: :33 < b100 b100 b100 b100 b100"
  191. "NEPETA: :33 < i just love how you say that word!"
  192. "EQUIUS: D --> I know"
  193.  
  194. >"Talk about Gamzee."
  195. "EQUIUS: D --> Nepeta, I think it would behoove us to address the e%treme danger in a serious manner"
  196. "NEPETA: :33 < you mean about gamz33? h33h33!"
  197. "NEPETA: :33 < im still not sure if i can believe it!"
  198. "EQUIUS: D --> That 's because you still refuse to 100k upon our b100dlines as the deciding behoovioral factors they are"
  199. "NEPETA: :33 < behoovioral? :??"
  200. "EQUIUS: D --> Behavioral"
  201. "EQUIUS: D --> Sorry, my heart is galloping and I canter nunciate properly"
  202. "EQUIUS: D --> The horst case scenario is upon us"
  203. "NEPETA: :33 < *snort* X33"
  204. "EQUIUS: D --> His is the richest and most noble b100d possible among the high land dwellers"
  205. "EQUIUS: D --> As such, he is prone to being more violent and unpredictable than any of us"
  206. "EQUIUS: D --> Not everyone has been as lucky as I in the domain of moirallegiance"
  207. "EQUIUS: D --> I udder to think what I might be without you, Nepeta"
  208. "NEPETA: :33 < udder?"
  209. "EQUIUS: D --> Shudder"
  210. "NEPETA: :33 < oh! thats so sw33t equius, you know i will always be ready to tacklepounce you when you start getting especially furrious :33"
  211. "EQUIUS: D --> Yes, which is among the reasons why I must make your prote%ion a high priority"
  212. "EQUIUS: D --> The highb100d has joined a stable of those who are becoming increasingly volatile and murderous as we remain stranded in this laboratory"
  213. "EQUIUS: D --> I command you to steer clear of them, do you understand" "NEPETA: :33 < h33, did you mean st33r in the livestock sense?"
  214. "EQUIUS: D --> Yes"
  215. "NEPETA: :33 < well, if youre refurring to vwiskers, i was already plenty scared of her!"
  216. "NEPETA: :33 < and if you are talking about mr ampurra, he has always given me the cr33ps anyway! so there is nothing to fret over"
  217. "EQUIUS: D --> E%cellent"
  218. "EQUIUS: D --> I would still prefur you hide, I mean prefer"
  219. "NEPETA: :33 < hide? where? :oo"
  220. "EQUIUS: D --> Behind that gait"
  221. "NEPETA: :33 < gait? you mean gate? what gate??"
  222. "NEPETA: :33 < what are you STALKING about!!!"
  223. "EQUIUS: D --> I mean that door over there, you goshdarned sillyface"
  224. "NEPETA: :33 < oh!"
  225. "NEPETA: :33 < kay! :33 <33"
  226.  
  227. >"Be Nepeta."
  228. "EQUIUS: D --> I will now seek the highb100d, Nepeta"
  229. "EQUIUS: D --> I command you to go hide, as we di%ussed"
  230. "NEPETA: :33 < sure!"
  231. "NEPETA: :33 < but there are lots of nuts on the loose out there, so dont stick your neck out and take any big frisks!"
  232. "EQUIUS: D --> I will e%act caution, even when safety 100% to be 100% assured"
  233. "EQUIUS: D --> Even so"
  234. "EQUIUS: D --> I would still like to take the opportunity to say"
  235. "NEPETA: :33 < what?"
  236. "EQUIUS: D --> Goodbye"
  237. "NEPETA: :33 < ..."
  238. "NEPETA: :33 < well ok, goodbye!"
  239. "NEPETA: :33 < but you had better believe i will s33 you again soon, equius!"
  240. "EQUIUS: D --> Yes, you will"
  241.  
  242. AC & CT
  243.  
  244. >"Suggest one last feelings jam in the pile."
  245. "NEPETA: :33 < *nepeta sh33pishly looks at her shoe with a question on her purrsed lips*"
  246. "EQUIUS: D --> For pete 's goodfornothing di%ie whistling SA%ES, Nepeta"
  247. "EQUIUS: D --> I am through talking about feelings, now go hide like I commanded"
  248. "NEPETA: :33 < but so many of our friends have died, and it just makes me so sad to think about!"
  249. "NEPETA: :33 < i dont think we have even scratched the surface of our f33lings yet, and our f33lings in this case are a very tall and inviting carpeted post to sink our claws into!"
  250. "EQUIUS: D --> I do not hoove claws"
  251. "EQUIUS: D --> I mean have claws"
  252. "NEPETA: :33 < i KNOW, i was speaking metafurrikitty :33"
  253. "EQUIUS: D --> *Mr. Zahhak rolls his eyes, which remain concealed and a100f as ever*"
  254. "NEPETA: :33 < besides, i know for a FACT that you are still f33ling b100 (h33h33) from losing aradia"
  255. "EQUIUS: D --> I suppose"
  256. "NEPETA: :33 < i did not mention, but i think i should..."
  257. "NEPETA: :33 < it may purrk you up to know that i had a dream about her during my last catnap!"
  258. "EQUIUS: D --> You did"
  259. "NEPETA: :33 < yes, she had these purrty wings and a splendid hood, i think she might have b33n cosplaying much like friska has b33n!"
  260. "EQUIUS: D --> Uh huh"
  261. "NEPETA: :33 < she was so happy, just like she used to be, and she said she would s33 you soon!"
  262. "EQUIUS: D --> That 's a nice thought, and thank you for sharing it"
  263. "EQUIUS: D --> But it was only a dream, and will surely have no consequence in reality"
  264. "NEPETA: :33 < equius?"
  265. "NEPETA: :33 < are those f33lings i an detecting with my wiggly whiskery nose?" "EQUIUS: D --> Maybe"
  266. "NEPETA: :33 < then we must take this to the pile, scratching-posthaste!!! ;33"
  267. "EQUIUS: D --> Okay, just for a while though"
  268. "You then proceed to have the most poignant and heartfelt feelings jam in the history of paradox space, or piles of things."
  269.  
  270. >"Roleplay."
  271. "EQUIUS: D --> :33 < *I, a mu%ular man who is clearly a feline-obsessed female at the moment, do something suitably cat-like in accordance with the nature of this juvenile theatrical amusement*"
  272. "NEPETA: :33 < D --> *STRONG EQUIUS NO LIKE HISS-POOR ATTEMPT AT ROLEPLAY, ALSO DISAPPROVES OF MISSED OPPURRTUNITY TO SPELL AMUSEMENT AS AMEWSMENT*"
  273. "EQUIUS: D --> That 's not how I talk"
  274. "NEPETA: :33 < D --> *EQUIUS COMMAND STRONG MEOWSCULAR CAT GIRL TO GET INTO ROLE BETTER* B33"
  275. "EQUIUS: D --> Oh good grief"
  276. "NEPETA: :33 < D --> *HE COMMANDS IT!!!!!!!!!*"
  277. "EQUIUS: D --> Fine"
  278. "EQUIUS: D --> :33 < *I, again as a lithe clawed female wearing a preposterous hood, I mean prepawsterous, strike a supine posture on the floor, darn it, pawsture*"
  279. "EQUIUS: D --> :33 < *The e%posed belly commands to be scratched*"
  280. "EQUIUS: D --> :33 < *It commands it, do as it says*"
  281. "NEPETA: :33 < D --> *RAWR, HULKING BRUTE NO OBEY COMMAND, TOO STRONG FOR TOUCHY CUDDLY STUFF PURR USUAL!* BPP"
  282. "EQUIUS: D --> :33 < *The scruffy haired, saucer eyed smart alec takes issue with the tone of the girl currently posing as said hulking brute*"
  283. "EQUIUS: D --> :33 < *She/he wonders if he/she appurreciates that the pawerful nobleman currently meow%querading as her/him would be more than happy to accommeowdate said cuddly stuff, outrageous STRONGNESS purrmitting*"
  284. "NEPETA: :33 < :\\\\"
  285. "NEPETA: :33 < equius, dammit! why do you always have to make this so cerebral!"
  286. "EQUIUS: D --> Language"
  287. "NEPETA: :33 < sorry :(("
  288. "EQUIUS: D --> What am I doing wrong"
  289. "NEPETA: :33 < well you dont always have to announce who you are purrtending to be in every line! and you dont always have to point out that its just purrtend!"
  290. "NEPETA: :33 < in fact, that is sort of an RPing no no"
  291. "EQUIUS: D --> How would you recommend I approach the absurdist charade, then"
  292. "NEPETA: :33 < oh i dunno, just by having fun and having a sense of humor about it and such! and not sneaking in sneaky sneakret little barbs of disdain for the exercise, i am not dumb you know, i catch those like scared little scurrying rodents!"
  293. "EQUIUS: D --> I was having fun"
  294. "EQUIUS: D --> The line about the belly scratching was e%ceptionally playful, and I am to be commended"
  295. "EQUIUS: D --> You will commend me, I command it"
  296. "NEPETA: :33 < yes yes, ok youre right. that was really great!"
  297. "NEPETA: :33 < do more of that. ok ready? go!"
  298. "EQUIUS: D --> I think I 'm out of material though"
  299. "EQUIUS: D --> I don 't actually know that much about cats"
  300. "NEPETA: :33 < errrrrrg! fiiiine, we can stop"
  301. "NEPETA: :33 < here, take your gross stinky glasses back, SWEATQUIUS"
  302. "EQUIUS: D --> Very well, here is your hood"
  303. "NEPETA: :33 < umm"
  304. "NEPETA: :33 < yeah"
  305. "NEPETA: :33 < why dont"
  306. "NEPETA: :33 < you hang on to that"
  307. "NEPETA: :33 < forever!"
  308. "NEPETA: :33 < it is my purrsent to you"
  309. "EQUIUS: D --> I"
  310. "EQUIUS: D --> I can 't tell you how touching I find this gesture, Nepeta"
  311. "EQUIUS: D --> Thank you, from the very bottom of my ludi%ly powerful cardiova%ular system"
  312. "NEPETA: :33 < dont mention it! <33"
  313.  
  314. >Tacklepounce.
  315. >Be Equius.
RAW Paste Data