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Guys... help! My social life is ruined after what happened at school today! I skipped dinner last night and so naturally I was very hungry for breakfast in the morning. I searched the fridge and found some left overs from the week before. I know it sounds disgusting but I was starving, and I needed to consume something. The food was tacos with a side of rice and beans. When I looked at it I noticed some fuzz on it, but I didn’t realize that it was mold until later. The food didn’t taste that bad, and I scarfed it down rather quickly. After breakfast I rushed out to the school bus and sat by my only friend. The gas started immediately. It was almost uncontrollable as air pumped out of my rectum. A putrid smell  consumed the bus, and people started yelling out in disgust. I started to sweat as everyone was blaming random people for the smell, and more and more gas poured out. Soon after, the farts started to make noise, and everyone knew it was me. I was so embarrassed, but I could not stop. When everyone was starting at me in horror, I felt something wet run down my leg, and onto my socks. It felt hot and thick as it gushed from my anus onto the floor. The smell was much worse at this point, and the people around me started to gag. My friend who I was sitting by vomited onto the floor, which just contributed to the mess. I stood up and attempted to open up the emergency exit, but I failed to do so. As soon as I stood up and ran, feces covered the floor around me, and students were screaming. My face was bright red as the loud noise of my contracting rectum filled the polluted air. I kept tugging at the emergency exit, and poop kept falling on the floor. After several minutes, the door handle broke and the emergency exit swung open. Before I jumped, I looked back and saw that the entire floor was filled with about 3 inches of poop. I jumped out onto the street out of the moving bus, and hit my head. After regaining conscience, I was surrounded by flashing lights and EMS workers transitioning my body onto a stretcher. I was brought to the hospital, and my parents left work to pick me up. My clothes were soaked from the sweat and feces, and my day was ruined.