Mike will GENSOCKYO
CHAPTER 1 - Where it all begins
 There once was a man named Mike, who was at his grandmother's house for Easter wow! He was a great German who eat chocolate Easter candy Shrek and liked to see. nobody knew what it (unlike some people know what is a lie) to everything he says sounds like Arnold Schwarzenegger Arnold was a rad sound 18. oh yeah I like Mike to Touhou <- this is important.
so yes, the night watch Mike Shrek 1 for the second time since the movie was, is to play for any reason. began to learn every single quote from the movie by heart. The film was in his head. was Shrek. prowress felt his ogres. felt like an onion. But suddenly opened a huge hole in the ground, their eyes and creepy stuff in had.
"Wow, what the hell is that bitch Yukari Yukari das. It is out of there," said Mike
Mike and Yukari suddenly empty and turned the bird
"Bitch do not call me rude Bitch please, thank you," said Yukari
"Oh wow in my cool video games Touhou yukari're" said Mike
"Yah, and under u gensockyo Rather!" Yukari shouted for some reason
"But once I got to do a lot of shit," said Mike, very worried
"NO MIKE IS COMING youare me now," said Yukari, which dragged the empty microphone
"But they had a little fuuuuck Pompeii," said Mike, as he was swallowed in the emptiness
Later that day
"Wow, where the hell is Mike Pompeii," said Grandma
"He has probably lost in the cornfield again lmao," said Papa
and then they all laughed at the table, but Mike was not lost in a corn field was lost .... in genoskcuyo!

Chapter 2 - Getting NO craps still real
Mike wakes up in the magic forest generics. like a normal forest with trees and stuff, but there are magical things float in order to know, do not fuck with shit here. Mike stood up and said:
"Dude, why I was here whatt Yukari an idiot"
but I can not like Mike did not do anything, so I just started to walk in a random direction. had to urinate a little, but it will not piss in a magical forest, you need a bath. and theres a place that has a bathroom: the Human Resources scarlet mansion!
So yes, Mike will begin looking into a lake because the lake is next to a big house and you can pee there. making it in the direction of the villa they walk begins suddenly know how is that for some reason do not know. is a great time playing around w / wildlife magic, but suddenly everything was black.
"It is wrong for the Devils from the sun," said Mike
"It is the soda?" Said a girl
"Oh ruminates gdi traffic lights should i go out to the villa to pee," said Mike
"Oh man, soda water," said rumination, very impressed with this view of soda confused
"Oh I, I think you can a can of Sprite I am carrying around," said Mike
"With sweet lemonade," said rumination
Ruminating thus cooled w / microphone for a while and drank Sprite, was pretty good. Mike said as rumination gensohkyo worked. rudegirl said there were many, and probably kill Mike, to when he was rude. He also explained that it was a asshle Yukari and only randomly teleport genssokyo people just for fun
"Yukari I'll kick your ass, but I have to pee," Mike said when he arrived at the gates of the villa

CHAPTER 3 - At the door Rudegirl
"So, yes, I eat for the people later on in order," said Rumi was hunger
"Aight then," said Mike, even though it could eat the cud microphone, since I am a human being, but it was not for some reason?
anways microphone is at the door of the house, but not rude events happening there. Meiling cinrno was screaming about some shit and Mike knew better than to be on that grid. as the grill was fired and Mike is the grill.
"Meiling saw that shit on me or postd on Facebook," said Cirno
"I do not have facebook Cirno hell are you talking about," said Meiling, a little annoyed
"It was a totally rudeocalypse my Facebook wall," said Cirno, she was also furious!
"It's not a gay role player," said Meiling
"Oh," replied Cirno "fucking rolelplayers"
"Who the hell is that Wwoah" shows Meiling yelled into the microphone
"I'm only here because I was pee in order," said Mike
"Umm, why not go for the forest is not like anyone can see it," Meiling said, while Cirno
"Because it's magic and I will not fuck with magic," said Mike
"... But you have control over their pocket," said Meiling
said Mike reached into his pocket and pulled out a SWEET AS HECK ARMA magic, the magic bullets shoots Wow, how did that happen!
"Wow, how can I get it," said Mike
"I do not know, but if you really need to just before the entrance Remilia now w / the newspaper urinate again," said Meiling
"Good idea, good," said Mike ran to the house

CHAPTER 4 - OK NOW WHAT
Mike ran into the bathroom villa is located directly next to the entrance and annoying. The problem with that, Mike felt like exploring the villa a little bit. Many roamed the halls and reached into the rooms, but most of the rooms and hallways were boring as hell. Where were the cool vampires? Mike finally wandered into the library, which was huge
"Good books," said Mike
"Yes, that's what you learn," said a
Mike turned around, and Marisa and Patchouli Koakuma Remilia drink and sat in the cafe of the library and reading-table shit.
"Sakuya Bitch where's my coffee," said Remilia
Sakuya suddenly out of nowhere, because I could not stop time, and gave him a coffee Remilia
"Well thank sakuya're better," said Remilia
"So who the hell are u," said Marisa
"Oh, the microphone had to pee, so I walked here and now I am studying only"
"Oh, but you're just a boy, why you gensoyo?" Patchouli said,
"Yukari's Butthead -"
suddenly, a giant 3D image of Yukari and Butthead Beavis and Butthead on ur screen for a few seconds before Mike finished the sentence
"- I geonskcoky with holes in," said Mike
"Oh, I think you have embarked on a major effort to return to their homeland, and the way you will learn some valuable lessons," said Remilia
"Yes, I think I have to go first," said Mike
"You have to reimus sanctuary, which is like a cube. A center for adventure to leave," said Koakuma though not really an important character in the series
"OK, that's a great idea, I am now"
"Ok bye, Mike!" said all who knew this kind of like 10 seconds
"Bring me a couple of Pompeii" exclaimed Remilia as Mike left the villa "
and so began the search for Mike to come home + Kicks Butt Hole Yukari

CHAPTER 5 - Reimu says the truth
nutnue and begins to walk into the villa at the shrine of Reimu and that takes time, but while many at the moment reached the sanctuary of Reimu's night! okay, because although he is now the sanctuary of Reimu and because it is a major character in the series can not go wrong. yeah. everythings will be cold.
"Fuck the heck they are," said Reimu
"In goku" Mike lied
"Oh damn goku from a little thin," said Reimu
Mike lied again "Yes, I've been on a diet of"
"Oh sweet goku is my sanctuary, this is sweet. Wait why are you here goku should not the ball or some shit?" Reimu begun to question this situation at hand
"Well, I was looking for the ball, but then I Yukari gapped and now I'm here to find without bullets," said Mike, unfortunately
"Oh, damn, it stinks and there are three options you have, I believe," said Reimu
Reimu gets out of this letter, full of big hooplah complicated and things will start to
"OK, first thing you can do to Yukari portal and ask him back, unless there are two problems with this," Reimu
"What's that?" Mike said
"You are a Yukari (hidden female) and two, they have to convince to back up portal (rude bitch) to find," said Reimu
"Fhuck rather than what the second option," said Mike upsetedly
"You can be on a journey to the edge of the boundary is probably going to lose his soul, and spend the rest of his life as an empty shell," said Reimu
"Wow, why this option, which offer the third option is to go sucks," said Mike iritatedingly
"You can go myouren the temple and can only come with them relax for a while and finally longass Yukari and bring you back home," said Reimu
"Okay, this works, I think myouren brb go to church," said Mike, as he flew into the temple
"As safe Goku!" Reimu shouted

CHAPTER 6 - Kyoko SHOUT up bitch
"Shit, I knew I could fly," said Mike
so yeah, as Mike came geensokyo won a lot of power:
• sweet that can fly
• can shoot a magic weapon, magic bullets
• The power has to be cold as hell
• a weiner
These are some pretty sweet powers
yes
So anyways myouren Mike Temple flies, but have no idea what will happen there. are cold? people are rude? It would be a surprise! Mike was exitebike. Mike was Excitebike and made some sweet tricks for a while until ...
"Yahoo," said Mike Kyouko
Mike calls on the ground strokes
"Woah, who the hell he yelled at me?" Said Mike
"Yahoo cried I," cried Kyouko
"Oh, please stop shouting rude, please use the inner voice"
"But it's designed so I can scream" ay Kyouko shouted into the ear of Mike!
Tent magically appeared in the sky and landed on Kyoko and microphone
"I used to, now to the inner voice," said Mike sharply
"Oh, I'm not going to do now yelling," whispered Kyouko
"So I said Reimu live here for a while, what here, perhaps?" Mike asked
Kyoko lit a fat blunt and began to explain the rules of the temple myouren
• Byakuren is nice to her the leader of the Temple
• Be friendly to everyone else, because that's a good thing to do
• Do not make fun baby nazrins Weeiner
• if you have sex in the garden, you can not milk plants
• if you do not have sex in the garden for quiet people try to get some sleep shit thanks
• shou no cooking, the paste does evil,
• If you only cook Shou is suitable for the use of dimensional plan available and get Applebees
• Murasa is a good captain:)
"Wow, a lot of rules!" Said Mike
"Yes, but you get used after a while," said Kyoko
"So why wait to work here in the first place?" Mike asked
"It was this or annoucner horse race," said Kyoko
"In the cold to go to sleep in a room now laters," said Mike
"Laters" said Kyoko
Mike entered the temple as Kyouko thought, "Hell is waiting for it"

CHAPTER 7 - Byakuren tried to touch my weiner
So yes, Mike convenientally found an empty room to sleep, had a high-definition television and surround sound sweet. Mike turned on the TV, but Obama was just crying abomination dimensions america roaming microphone off and went to sleep for a while. Mike had pleasant dreams of his home on Earth, but now will probably be destroyed by the horrors Dimensions: (Mike woke up and felt something strange is it looked like Mike clock 04.00 in horror as a shadow was bent over him ..
"Who are you?" Mike asked
"Im going Byakuren and play your sausage!" reach for the micro Byakuren said weiner
"OH NO PLEAS Thats My PRIVATE AREA", screamed the microphone and turned around in time so instead played his ass Byakuren
"Wow Gorss touched her ass in time I will wash my hands," and then went Byakuren
"Phew that was close," said Mike, as he led her back to sleep, but I had nightmares of playing the ass Byakuren
lol short chapter

CHAPTER 8 - WATCH SEINFELD NUE
Mike woke up and there was morning. was hugnry went so for some breakfast. entered the temple hall for breakfast and eat in the interior nazrin Shou Tatara Byakuren Ichirin cloudguy Murasa Kyoko new and breakfast. not to interfere with microphone so there was just some cereal and sat w / them.
talked about things for a while, nothing exciting. I had a small TV and Seinfeld was in it. Jerry George was talking about a girl he met, but George was sure about the legitimacy of the girl said. George went on a tirade about the character and accidentally drank decaf coffee instead of regularly lol. nazrin thought it was funny.
after this episode was over everyone was finished eating your cereal + milk and went on to do other things as new. I was new to the table.
"Nue what you do i do with thoguth're breakfast," said Mike
"Yes, I am just another episode of Seinfeld'm here!" these new excitedingly
"Oh sweet I think I'm going to see it," said Mike
Microphone and see new Seinfeld a bit more together. Jerry in that episode had trouble eating on the plane. "So what it has airplan with food /?" asked Jerry and the audience waited wanted airplan, the business of food / white. "It is a meal in the air or air in the food?" Jerry asked the audience and the audience laughed, bu Jerry was upset because it was a legitimate question. Jerry always asking questions, but people laughed at him he did not know why? jerry poor: (
"That was a great episode of Seinfeld allowed to have sex," the new
"Ok cool," said Mike
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Mike put the sausage in the new and the two stood awkwardly for about 10 minutes, but then both had three orgasms at the same time and it was great


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"Wow, that was a big sex determination," the new happyily
"No problem Devils wheel," said Mike
then left the room to go for breakfast to do normal things

CHAPTER 9 - Access and SANAE Suwako
it was evening, and now were all doing their own thing. byakruen some shit wrote in a book, and Shou nazrin were celebrating in a club that was under a cloud Ichirin sad lady, and new Murasa were the cause minor damage to Walmart, Kyouko was screaming women in the Xbox. only to hand mike chlled and appreciated the pleasant scenery, it is not ewas corn. Mike saw something out of the horizon was, and Sanae Suwako.
"SUP GUY" was launched rudeloud Suwako
"Not much, in view of the countryside to relax here," said Mike
"But you could watch seinfeld place," said Sanae
"I saw two episodes Btich alreadyh now tahts more than enough, how can you crazy antics of Jerry?" Mike asked
"NO Do you have the episode where one does not SOUP SUCH A GREAT ONE WAS!" exclaimed Suwako
"Shit Suwako to calm child," scolded mike
"I'm sorry," said Suwako
"So what are you doing here in the temple?" Mike asked
"Played top Suwako Byakuren a week ago, and she has to apologize," said Sanae
"Oh, shes just write things in a book in that room over there," said Mike
"Butthurt Not a bad time with my apology," ssaid Suwako when he entered the room with Sanae
Kanako few minutes later came out of the horizon and shouted: "WHERE IS MIKE Suwako you will hit again BUTT"
"Oh, shes in the room with Byakuren apology," said Mike
"OH NO I save Suwako FOR YOUR INVESTMENT" he exclaimed as she stormed Kanako room
a good measure of hamburger antics going on and Mike has the laugh, ownage levels were very high.

CHAPTER 10 - EGG GET OrIn
was like a week later and now many things happening, so here is another list of bullets:
• Microphones Byakuren weiner touched several times that he could not forever avoid
• new seinfeld observed every day for years
• nazrin sweet as hell took a few steps to the Disco
• Shou observed nazrin made this motion, claiming they were "very rad"
• Ichirin cried a river of tears, dying fish because the river is too salty: (
• Murasa kicked out of Wal-Mart
• Kyoko is now the top in black operations
So, when things were cool! nevertheless it was a day for breakfast, but wanted the eggs because they were hungry. was one problem: no eggs!
"We will not have a microphone you can use eggs, the eggs of women underground," he asked gently Byakuren
"Ok no problem I soon with eggs," said MKE
said Mike ventured into the subway in the underground city underground in the villa where he lived and was a good man satori
"Hello, satori, where the eggs?" Mike asked
"Oh, I'm sorry, but to ask the eggs eggs Orin," replied the satori
satori read the mind of the microphones, but their intentions were pure: egg for breakfast
satori pure intentins was happy :))))
said Mike Rust found in the fire Hellfire and asked, "hey I can have eggs Orin, please?"
Orin turned and said: "Here's a couple of eggs, but they are special eggs" and then whispered the secret Mike oen eggs. Mike was surprised, but he really needs the eggs she has anyway.
he ventured again into the temple myouren with eggs and everyone was glad he brought eggs for breakfast. Fried eggs and eggs for breakfast were nice, but once that Mike had done to confess to the secret eggs.
"What is the secret of the egg?" Murasa assked
"I do fucking know" Agreement Kyouko
"Not bad eggs the secret is that they are not the product of a chicken, but not living things. These eggs are alive, the family ate, under certain circumstances, that they may have had a good job, but now they are dead and they may never return home from the eggs. "mike said sadly
everyone was a bit sad for a while, but then glad, but because they had egg delicoius so everything was good again.

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CHAPTER 12 - CHILD's rude NAZRIN
just a beautiful day in myouren temple, but never reimilia Pompeii: (
Mike was more of gennsooko explore today. met Alice, a ventriloquist, except that instead of the negotiations was is awesome! He also met a nurse, had the nice expensive camera and took pictures of interesting things such as trees, people, naked people. Perhaps Mike could take pictures as aya! Mike finally bored and again into the temple, but when he went into his room nazrin encountered.
"Nazrin what are you doing on the floor?" Mike asked
"In taking soil samples for large-scale research project," said nazrin
"That can not be prayer in the middle of the road, the almost stumbled," said Mic
"No," said nazrin
"Why be rude I just want to just run," Mike said, furious
"Maybe you have to be rude! You can walk directly to your brain instead of please," said nazrin
"Wow ok I grieve right now," said Mike, and he stood there and cried
"Wow, what a baby lmao" said nazrin
Mike called for the rest of the night, even Byakuren not touch (or Weiner) nazrin was very uncomfortable: (
The next day had any massive orgy

THE END FOR NOW because my battery is low