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Opening👏credits👏play👏against👏generic👏footage👏of👏Johnny👏stalking👏about👏San👏Francisco

Exterior👏shot👏of👏Johnny’s👏car👏pulling👏up👏outside👏his👏house

Johnny👏enters👏the👏living👏room

Johnny:👏Hi👏babe!👏I👏have👏something👏for👏you.

Lisa:👏What👏is👏it?

Johnny:👏Just👏a👏little👏something.

He👏playfully👏hides👏the👏package,👏then👏presents👏it👏to👏Lisa.👏She👏opens👏it👏to👏find👏a👏red👏dress.

Lisa:👏Johnny,👏it’s👏beautiful.👏Thank👏you.👏Can👏I👏try👏it👏on👏now?

Johnny:👏Sure,👏it’s👏yours.

Lisa:👏Wait👏right👏here.👏(she👏grabs👏Johnny’s👏tie👏and👏kisses👏him)👏I’ll👏try👏it👏on👏right👏now.

Johnny👏sits👏down.👏Cut👏to👏Lisa👏reemerging👏from👏the👏stairs👏in👏the👏red👏dress.

Johnny:👏Wow,👏you👏look👏so👏sexy,👏Lisa.

Lisa:👏Isn’t👏it👏fabulous?

Johnny:👏I👏would👏do👏anything👏for👏my👏girl.

Enter👏Denny

Denny:👏Oh👏hey,👏guys.

Johnny:👏Oh👏hi,👏Denny.

Denny:👏Wow!👏Look👏at👏you!

Lisa:👏It’s👏from👏Johnny.

Johnny:👏Anything👏for👏my👏princess!👏Ha-ha-ha-ha.

Denny:👏How👏much👏was👏it?

Lisa:👏Denny,👏don’t👏ask👏a👏question👏like👏that!

Johnny:👏Nice👏to👏see👏you,👏Denny.👏I’m👏going👏to👏take👏a👏nap.

Denny:👏Can👏I👏go👏upstairs👏too?

Johnny:👏Ha-ha!

Lisa:👏Denny,👏I👏think👏I’m👏gonna👏join👏him.

Johnny:👏A-ha-ha.

They👏exit👏upstairs,👏speaking👏barely👏audibly

Lisa:👏I’ve👏got👏some👏candles👏upstairs.

Johnny:👏You👏always👏think.👏A-ha-ha.👏Alright,👏I’m👏ready.

Lisa:👏This👏is👏so👏pretty,👏I👏can’t👏wait👏for👏you👏to👏get👏it👏off👏of👏me.

Johnny:👏Oh,👏yeahhh.

Denny👏takes👏a👏bite👏of👏an👏apple,👏then👏follows👏them👏upstairs.

In👏the👏bedroom,👏Johnny👏and👏Lisa👏start👏a👏pillow👏fight.

Johnny:👏A-ha-ha!👏(incomprehensible👏gibberish)👏Ha-ha-ha!👏Ouch!

Denny👏joins👏in👏and👏gets👏clobbered👏as👏everyone👏laughs.

Denny:👏No,👏stop!

Johnny:👏Denny,👏do👏you👏have👏something👏else👏to👏do?

Denny:👏I👏just👏like👏to👏watch👏you👏guys.

Lisa:👏Oh,👏Denny,👏Denny,👏Denny👏boy!

Johnny:👏Denny,👏two’s👏great,👏but👏three’s👏a👏crowd,👏ha-ha.

Denny:👏I👏get👏it.👏You👏guys👏want👏to👏be👏alone.

Johnny:👏That’s👏the👏idea!

Denny:👏Fine.👏I👏have👏homework👏to👏do👏anyway.👏Bye,👏lovebirds!

Johnny:👏Bye,👏Denny.

Lisa:👏Bye,👏Denny.

Denny👏exits,👏and👏a👏three-minute👏love👏scene👏commences,👏scored👏to👏terrible👏R&B.👏There’s👏a👏lot👏of👏water👏and👏rose👏petals👏and👏naked👏boobs.👏Johnny👏fucks👏Lisa’s👏belly👏button.👏Afterwards👏they👏lie👏awkwardly👏in👏bed👏together,👏and👏Lisa👏seems👏bored👏with👏Johnny👏as👏he👏sleeps.

The👏alarm👏clock👏goes👏off👏at👏:28.👏Johnny👏gets👏up,👏smells👏a👏rose,👏and👏bares👏his👏ass👏to👏the👏camera.👏He👏emerges👏from👏the👏bathroom👏dressed👏for👏work👏and👏greets👏Lisa.

Johnny:👏Did👏you👏like👏last👏night?

Lisa:👏Yes👏I👏did.

Johnny:👏Ha-ha-ha.

Lisa:👏Can👏I👏get👏you👏anything?

Johnny:👏Unh-unh.👏I👏have👏to👏go👏now.

Lisa:👏Okay,👏bye.

Johnny:👏Bye.

Johnny👏exits.👏Cut👏to👏an👏exterior👏daytime👏shot👏of👏the👏house,👏then👏to👏the👏living👏room.👏Lisa👏answers👏the👏door,👏and👏Claudette👏enters.

Lisa:👏Hi👏mom,👏how👏are👏you?

Claudette:👏I’m👏fine,👏how👏are👏you?👏Hmmm?👏Okay,👏let’s👏go👏to👏the👏couch,👏and👏we👏will👏sit👏down.👏Now,👏what’s👏happening👏with👏you?👏Hmmm?

Lisa:👏Nothing👏much.👏Do👏you👏want👏some👏coffee?

Claudette:👏What’s👏wrong?👏Tell👏me.

Lisa:👏I’m👏not👏feeling👏good👏today.

Claudette:👏Well,👏why👏not?

Lisa:👏I👏don’t👏love👏him👏anymore.

Claudette:👏Why👏don’t👏you👏love👏him👏anymore?👏Tell👏me.

Lisa:👏He’s👏so👏boring.

Claudette:👏You’ve👏known👏him👏for👏over👏five👏years.👏You’re👏engaged.👏You👏said👏you👏loved👏him.👏He👏supports👏you,👏he👏provides👏for👏you,👏and👏darling,👏you👏can’t👏support👏yourself.👏He’s👏a👏wonderful👏man,👏and👏he👏loves👏you👏very👏much.👏And👏his👏position👏is👏very👏secure.👏And👏he👏told👏me👏he👏plans👏to👏buy👏you👏a👏house.

Lisa:👏That’s👏why👏he’s👏so👏boring!

Claudette:👏Well,👏what👏are👏you👏going👏to👏do?

Lisa:👏I👏don’t👏know.👏I👏don’t👏mind👏living👏with👏him.

Claudette:👏Well,👏you👏can’t👏do👏that.👏Have👏you👏talked👏to👏him👏about👏it?

Lisa:👏No.👏I👏don’t👏know👏what👏to👏do.

Claudette:👏Well,👏he’s👏a👏wonderful👏person.👏And👏he’s👏getting👏a👏promotion👏very👏soon.👏Now👏he👏bought👏you👏a👏car,👏he👏bought👏you👏a👏ring,👏clothes,👏whatever👏you👏wanted,👏and👏now👏you👏want👏to👏dump👏him.👏That’s👏not👏right.👏I’ve👏always👏thought👏of👏him👏as👏my👏son-in-law.👏You👏should👏marry👏Johnny,👏he👏would👏be👏good👏for👏you.

Lisa:👏I👏guess👏you’re👏right👏about👏that.

Claudette:👏Well,👏of👏course👏I’m👏right.👏I👏know👏men!👏I👏wasn’t👏born👏yesterday.👏I’m👏glad👏you’re👏listening👏to👏your👏mother.👏Nobody👏else👏listens👏to👏me.

Lisa:👏You’re👏probably👏right👏about👏that,👏mom.

Claudette:👏Well,👏I’m👏glad👏you’re👏listening👏to👏your👏mother.👏Listen,👏I’ve👏gotta👏go.👏But👏you👏remember👏what👏I👏told👏you,👏okay?👏M-hm.👏Bye👏bye👏now.

Claudette👏exits

Lisa:👏(sarcastically)👏Thanks,👏mom.

The👏same👏room,👏later👏in👏the👏day.👏Lisa👏picks👏up👏the👏phone👏and👏Mark👏answers👏on👏the👏other👏end.

Mark:👏Hello?

Lisa:👏Hey👏baby,👏how👏are👏you👏doing?

Mark:👏Oh👏hey,👏how👏you👏doing?👏Yeah,👏I’m👏very👏busy,👏what’s👏going👏on?

Lisa:👏I👏just👏finished👏talking👏to👏my👏mom.👏She👏gave👏me👏this👏big👏lecture👏about👏Johnny.

Mark:👏Look,👏we’ll👏talk👏about👏it👏later.👏I👏told👏you,👏I’m👏very👏busy.

Lisa:👏We’ll👏talk👏about👏it👏now!👏Whenever👏you👏say👏we’ll👏talk👏about👏it👏later,👏we👏never👏do.👏I👏can’t👏wait👏till👏later.👏I👏want👏to👏talk👏right👏now.👏You👏owe👏me👏one👏anyway.

Mark:👏Okay.👏Alright,👏what👏do👏you👏want👏to👏talk👏about?

Lisa:👏She’s👏a👏stupid👏bitch.👏She👏wants👏to👏control👏my👏life.👏I’m👏not👏going👏to👏put👏up👏with👏that.👏I’m👏going👏to👏do👏what👏I👏want👏to👏do,👏and👏that’s👏it.👏What👏do👏you👏think👏I👏should👏do?

Mark:👏I👏mean,👏why👏do👏you👏ask👏me?👏You👏know,👏you’ve👏been👏very👏happy👏with👏Johnny.👏What👏do👏you👏want👏me👏to👏say?👏I👏mean,👏you👏should👏enjoy👏your👏life.👏What’s👏the👏problem?

Lisa:👏Maybe,👏you’re👏right.👏Can👏I👏see👏you👏tomorrow?

Mark:👏Okay.👏Alright,👏how👏about👏noon?

Lisa:👏I’ll👏be👏waiting👏for👏you.👏Bye.

Mark:👏Alright,👏see👏you.

Cut👏to👏gratuitous👏footage👏of👏a👏cable👏car👏in👏downtown👏San👏Francisco.

Back👏in👏the👏room,👏Lisa👏answers👏the👏door.👏Mark👏enters.

Mark:👏Hi.👏How👏you👏doing?

Lisa:👏I’m👏fine,👏come👏in.👏Have👏a👏seat.👏(they👏are👏silent👏while👏she👏pours👏wine👏and👏offers👏it)

Mark:👏Thank👏you.

Lisa:👏It’s👏hot👏in👏here.👏(she👏unbuttons👏the👏top👏of👏her👏blouse)👏Do👏you👏mind?

Mark:👏No.

Lisa👏approaches👏Mark👏in👏her👏strapless👏black👏dress.

Mark:👏I👏mean👏the👏candles,👏the👏music,👏the👏sexy👏dress,👏I👏mean,👏what’s👏going👏on👏here?

Lisa:👏I👏like👏you👏very👏much,👏loverboy.

Mark:👏What👏are👏you👏doing👏this👏for?

Lisa:👏What’s👏the👏matter?👏Don’t👏you👏like👏me?👏I’m👏your👏girl?

Mark:👏Johnny’s👏my👏best👏friend.👏You’re👏going👏to👏be👏married👏next👏month.👏Come👏on.

Lisa:👏Forget👏about👏Johnny.👏This👏is👏between👏you👏and👏me.

Mark:👏I👏don’t👏think👏so.👏I’m👏leaving👏now.

Lisa:👏Please👏don’t👏leave.👏Please👏don’t👏leave.👏I👏need👏you.👏I👏love👏you.👏I👏don’t👏want👏to👏get👏married👏anymore.👏I👏don’t👏love👏Johnny.👏I👏dream👏about👏you.👏I👏need👏you👏to👏make👏love👏to👏me.

Mark:👏I👏don’t👏think👏so.👏Everything’s👏going👏to👏be👏fine,👏I👏promise.

They👏proceed👏to👏kiss,👏then👏have👏fully👏clothed👏three-minute👏sex👏on👏the👏spiral👏stairs👏to👏the👏tune👏of👏terrible👏R&B👏(“you👏are👏my👏rose”).

Mark:👏Why👏did👏you👏do👏this👏to👏me?👏Why?👏Johnny’s👏my👏best👏friend.

Lisa:👏Didn’t👏you👏enjoy👏it?

Mark:👏That’s👏not👏the👏point.

Lisa:👏I👏love👏you,👏Mark.

Mark:👏Look,👏you’re👏very👏attractive,👏alright?👏You’re👏beautiful.👏But👏we👏can’t👏do👏this👏anymore.👏I👏can’t👏hurt👏Johnny.

Lisa:👏I👏know.👏He’s👏your👏best👏friend.

Mark:👏Hey.👏This👏will👏be👏our👏secret.

They👏kiss.

Cut👏to👏exterior👏shot👏of👏a👏hilly👏San👏Francisco👏street.👏Johnny’s👏car👏pulls👏up👏to👏a👏flower👏shop.

Johnny👏enters👏the👏flower👏shop.

Johnny:👏Hi.

Florist:👏Can👏I👏help👏you?

Johnny:👏(removing👏sunglasses)👏Yeah,👏can👏I👏have👏a👏dozen👏red👏roses,👏please?

Florist:👏Oh👏hi,👏Johnny,👏I👏didn’t👏know👏it👏was👏you.👏Here👏you👏go.

Johnny:👏That’s👏me!👏How👏much👏is👏it?

Florist:👏It’ll👏be👏eighteen👏dollars.

Johnny:👏Here👏you👏go,👏keep👏the👏change.👏Hi👏doggy!

Florist:👏You’re👏my👏favorite👏customer.

Johnny:👏Thanks👏a👏lot,👏bye!

Florist:👏Bye👏bye!

Johnny👏exits👏with👏the👏roses👏and👏gets👏in👏his👏car.

Cut👏to👏Lisa👏in👏the👏room,👏talking👏on👏the👏phone.

Lisa:👏Yeah,👏delivery.👏555-4828.👏Half👏Canadian👏bacon👏with👏pineapple,👏half👏artichoke👏with👏pesto👏and👏light👏on👏the👏cheese.👏Thanks.

She👏hangs👏up,👏and👏the👏doorbell👏rings.

Lisa:👏Who👏is👏it?

Denny:👏Denny!

Lisa:👏Hey👏Denny,👏how👏are👏you👏doing?

Denny:👏I’m👏fine.👏What’s👏new?

Lisa:👏Actually👏I’m👏really👏busy.👏Do👏you👏want👏something👏to👏drink?

Denny:👏No👏thanks.👏I👏just👏want👏to👏talk👏to👏Johnny.👏You👏look👏beautiful👏today.👏Can👏I👏kiss👏you?

Lisa:👏You👏are👏such👏a👏little👏brat!

Denny:👏I’m👏just👏kidding!👏I👏love👏you👏and👏Johnny.

Lisa:👏Okay,👏okay.👏Johnny’s👏going👏to👏be👏here👏any👏minute.👏You👏can👏wait👏if👏you👏want.

Denny:👏I👏gotta👏go.👏You’ll👏tell👏him👏I👏stopped👏by.

Lisa:👏Of👏course.

Denny:👏Bye.

Lisa:👏Bye,👏Denny.

Cut👏to👏exterior👏shot👏of👏the👏house.👏Johnny’s👏car👏pulls👏up.

Johnny👏enters👏the👏room.

Johnny:👏Hi👏babe.👏These👏are👏for👏you.👏(he👏presents👏a👏bouquet👏of👏roses)

Lisa:👏Thanks👏honey,👏they’re👏beautiful.👏Did👏you👏get👏your👏promotion?

Johnny:👏Nah.

Lisa:👏You👏didn’t👏get👏it,👏did👏you?

Johnny:👏That👏son👏of👏a👏bitch👏told👏me👏that👏I👏would👏get👏it👏within👏three👏months.👏I👏save👏them👏bundles.👏They’re👏crazy.👏I👏don’t👏think👏I👏will👏ever👏get👏it.👏They👏betray👏me,👏they👏didn’t👏keep👏their👏promise,👏they👏tricked👏me,👏and👏I👏don’t👏care👏anymore.

Lisa:👏Did👏you👏tell👏them👏how👏much👏you👏save👏them?

Johnny:👏Of👏course,👏what👏do👏you👏think?👏They👏already👏put👏my👏ideas👏into👏practice.👏The👏bank👏saves👏money,👏and👏they👏are👏using👏me,👏and👏I👏am👏the👏fool.

Lisa:👏I👏still👏love👏you.

Johnny:👏You’re👏the👏only👏one👏who👏does.

Lisa:👏At👏least👏you👏have👏friends.👏I👏didn’t👏get👏any👏calls👏today.👏You’re👏right.👏The👏computer👏business👏is👏too👏competitive.👏Do👏you👏want👏me👏to👏order👏a👏pizza?

Johnny:👏Whatever,👏I👏don’t👏care.

Lisa:👏I👏already👏ordered👏a👏pizza.

Johnny:👏You👏think👏about👏everything,👏ha-ha.

Lisa:👏What’s👏the👏matter?👏Are👏you👏alright?👏It’s👏just👏a👏lousy👏promotion.👏You👏know👏what👏you👏need?👏You👏need👏a👏drink.

Johnny:👏I👏don’t👏drink,👏you👏know👏that!

Cut👏to👏Lisa👏emerging👏from👏the👏kitchen👏with,👏it👏seems,👏scotch👏and👏vodka.

Johnny:👏Ha-ha-ha-ha.

She👏mixes👏them👏to👏form👏scotchka.

Lisa:👏Don’t👏worry👏about👏it.👏It’s👏good👏for👏you.

Johnny:👏You👏must👏be👏crazy.👏I👏cannot👏drink👏this.

Lisa:👏If👏you👏love👏me,👏you’ll👏drink👏this.

She👏raises👏his👏glass👏to👏his👏mouth👏and👏he👏drinks.

Johnny:👏You’re👏right,👏it👏tastes👏good.👏A-ha.

Lisa:👏I👏know.👏I👏am👏right.👏Don’t👏worry👏about👏those👏fuckers.👏You’re👏a👏good👏man.👏Drink👏and👏let’s👏have👏some👏fun.

They👏drink.👏Cut👏to👏later,👏when👏they👏have👏had👏quite👏a👏bit👏to👏drink👏and👏Lisa👏is👏now👏wearing👏Johnny’s👏tie👏as👏a👏headband.

Johnny:👏Ha-ha-ha.👏A-ha-ha-ha.👏Mmm.

Lisa👏laughs👏hysterically.👏Johnny👏drops👏and👏shatters👏a👏glass.

Johnny:👏You👏have👏nice👏legs,👏Lisa.👏Ha-ha.

Lisa:👏(laughing)👏You👏have👏nice👏pecs.

Johnny:👏A-ha-ha.👏I’m👏tired,👏I’m👏wasted,👏I👏love👏you👏darling!

Lisa:👏Come👏on,👏make👏love👏to👏me.

Johnny:👏Unhhh…

Lisa:👏Come👏on,👏you👏owe👏me👏one.

Johnny:👏I👏love👏you,👏Lisa.

Lisa:👏I👏love👏you,👏Johnny.👏(she👏rips👏open👏his👏shirt)

They👏make👏out👏on👏the👏couch,👏and👏then👏we👏cut👏to👏the👏bedroom👏for👏a👏lovemaking👏sequence👏that👏seems👏to👏be👏recut👏from👏their👏previous👏lovemaking👏sequence,👏but👏with👏a👏different👏terrible👏R&B👏song.👏Mercifully,👏it👏only👏lasts👏for👏about👏a👏minute.

Cut👏to👏the👏famous👏“painted👏ladies”👏of👏San👏Francisco.

Cut👏to👏the👏room.

Lisa:👏So👏I’m👏organizing👏the👏party👏for👏Johnny’s👏birthday.👏Can👏you👏come?

Claudette:👏When👏is👏it?

Lisa:👏Next👏Friday👏at👏six.👏It’s👏a👏surprise.

Claudette:👏Oh.

Lisa:👏You👏can👏bring👏someone👏if👏you👏want.

Claudette:👏Well,👏sure,👏I👏can👏come.👏But👏I👏don’t👏know👏if👏I’ll👏bring👏anybody.👏Oh!👏That👏jerk👏Harold.👏He👏wants👏me👏to👏give👏him👏a👏share👏of👏my👏house.👏That👏house👏belongs👏to👏me.👏He👏has👏no👏right.👏I’m👏not👏giving👏him👏a👏penny.👏Who👏does👏he👏think👏he👏is?

Lisa:👏He’s👏your👏brother!

Claudette:👏He’s👏always👏bugging👏me👏about👏my👏house.👏Fifteen👏years👏ago,👏we👏agreed,👏that👏house👏belongs👏to👏me.👏Now👏the👏value👏of👏the👏house👏is👏going👏up👏and👏he’s👏seeing👏dollar👏signs.👏Everything👏goes👏wrong👏at👏once.👏Nobody👏wants👏to👏help👏me,👏and👏I’m👏dying.

Lisa:👏You’re👏not👏dying,👏mom.

Claudette:👏I👏got👏the👏results👏of👏the👏test👏back.👏I👏definitely👏have👏breast👏cancer.

Lisa:👏Look,👏don’t👏worry👏about👏it.👏Everything👏will👏be👏fine.👏They’re👏curing👏lots👏of👏people👏every👏day.

Claudette:👏I’m👏sure👏I’ll👏be👏alright.👏Oh!👏I👏heard👏Edward👏is👏talking👏about👏me.👏He👏is👏a👏hateful👏man.👏Oh,👏I’m👏so👏glad👏I👏divorced👏him.

Lisa:👏Don’t👏worry👏about👏it.👏You👏just👏concentrate👏on👏getting👏well.

Claudette:👏Well👏at👏least👏you👏have👏a👏good👏man.

Lisa:👏You’re👏wrong!👏Mom,👏he’s👏not👏what👏you👏think👏he👏is.👏He👏didn’t👏get👏his👏promotion.👏And👏he👏got👏drunk👏last👏night.👏And👏he👏hit👏me.

Claudette:👏Johnny👏doesn’t👏drink!👏What👏are👏you👏talking👏about?

Lisa:👏He👏did👏last👏night.👏And👏I👏don’t👏love👏him👏anymore.

Claudette:👏Johnny👏is👏your👏financial👏security.👏You👏can’t👏afford👏to👏ignore👏this.

Lisa:👏Yeah,👏okay👏mom.👏Can👏I👏just👏talk👏to👏you👏later?

Claudette:👏You👏don’t👏want👏to👏talk👏to👏me.

Lisa:👏I👏just👏got👏done👏talking👏with👏a👏client,👏and👏I👏have👏to👏get👏ready👏to👏meet👏him.👏Can👏I👏just👏talk👏to👏you👏later?

Claudette:👏Okay.👏I👏will👏see👏you👏later.👏Bye👏bye.

Claudette👏exits.👏Cut👏to👏an👏exterior👏shot👏of👏the👏house.

Cut👏to👏the👏room.👏Michelle👏and👏Mike👏enter,👏nervously.

Michelle:👏How👏much👏time👏do👏we👏have?

Mike:👏I👏dunno,👏uh,👏a👏couple👏hours?👏At👏least.

Michelle:👏Well,👏let’s👏have👏some👏fun.

They👏sit👏on👏the👏couch👏and👏Mike👏opens👏a👏box👏of👏chocolates.

Mike:👏Did👏you,👏uh,👏know,👏that👏chocolate👏is👏the👏symbol👏of👏love?

Michelle:👏(laughing)👏Feed👏me.

Mike👏puts👏a👏chocolate👏in👏Michelle’s👏mouth👏and👏then👏makes👏out👏with👏her.👏He👏puts👏a👏chocolate👏on👏her👏chest👏and👏eats👏it👏off👏of👏her.

Michelle:👏Yum!

Mike:👏It’s👏delicious!

Michelle:👏Arms👏up!👏(she👏takes👏off👏Mike’s👏shirt)👏Chocolate👏is👏a👏symbol👏of👏love.

Michelle👏places👏a👏chocolate👏in👏Mike’s👏mouth👏and👏then👏makes👏out👏with👏him.👏She👏starts👏to👏go👏down👏on👏him,👏although👏he👏begins👏reacting👏with👏comically👏exaggerated👏orgasm👏faces👏before👏she’s👏in👏position👏to👏do👏anything.

Cut👏to👏an👏exterior👏shot👏of👏the👏painted👏ladies.

Cut👏to👏the👏room,👏where👏Mike👏and👏Michelle👏are👏startled👏by👏Lisa👏and👏Claudette👏entering.

Claudette:👏Hello?👏What👏are👏these👏characters👏doing👏here?

Lisa:👏They👏like👏to👏come👏here👏to👏do👏their…👏homework.

Claudette:👏What👏homework?

Lisa:👏Mom,👏this👏is👏Michelle’s👏boyfriend👏Mike.👏Mike,👏this👏is👏my👏mother.

Mike:👏It’s👏a👏pleasure👏to👏meet👏you.

Claudette:👏Mm.

Michelle:👏Uh-huh.

Mike👏and👏Michelle👏exit.

Claudette:👏Unh.👏Oh,👏all👏that👏shopping👏wore👏me👏out.

Denny👏enters.

Denny:👏Hi👏Lisa.

Lisa:👏Hey👏Denny.👏Denny,👏this👏is👏my👏mom.👏Mom,👏this👏is👏Denny.

Claudette:👏How👏many👏people👏come👏in👏and👏out👏of👏this👏apartment👏every👏day?👏This👏is👏worse👏than👏Grand👏Central👏Station!

Denny:👏I👏just👏need👏to👏borrow👏some👏sugar.

Lisa:👏Help👏yourself,👏Denny.

Denny:👏I👏also👏need👏a👏cup👏of👏flour👏and👏half👏a👏stick👏of👏butter.

Claudette:👏Doesn’t👏your👏home👏have👏a👏kitchen?

Denny:👏I’ll👏come👏back👏later.

Denny👏exits.

Claudette:👏Tell👏me,👏what👏does👏Denny👏do?

Lisa:👏Johnny👏wanted👏to👏adopt👏Denny.👏It’s👏really👏a👏tragedy👏how👏many👏kids👏out👏there👏don’t👏have👏parents.👏When👏Denny👏turned👏eighteen,👏Johnny👏found👏him👏a👏little👏apartment👏here👏in👏this👏building👏and👏he’s👏paying👏for👏it👏until👏he👏graduates👏from👏school.👏Johnny👏really👏loves👏Denny👏even👏though👏he👏doesn’t👏say👏it👏much.👏He’s👏like👏a👏father👏figure👏to👏him.👏I👏told👏you,👏mom,👏Johnny👏is👏very👏caring👏about👏the👏people👏in👏his👏life.👏And👏he👏gave👏Denny👏his👏own👏set👏of👏keys👏to👏our👏place.

Claudette:👏Please,👏don’t👏hurt👏Johnny.👏Now👏if👏you👏really👏don’t👏love👏him,👏so👏be👏it,👏but👏you👏should👏tell👏him.

Mike👏enters.

Mike:👏I👏forgot👏my,👏uh,👏book.

He👏grabs👏a👏book👏but👏somehow👏this👏leads👏to👏Claudette👏holding👏his👏underwear.

Claudette:👏What’s👏this?

Everyone👏laughs.

Mike:👏That’s👏nothing!

Mike👏takes👏the👏underwear👏and👏exits👏as👏everyone👏continues👏to👏laugh.

Claudette:👏Homework!

Lisa:👏(laughing)👏Don’t👏worry👏about👏it.

Claudette:👏If👏I👏were👏a👏burglar,👏you👏would👏be👏my👏best👏friend.

Lisa:👏Look,👏I👏don’t👏want👏to👏talk👏about👏it.

Claudette:👏You👏know👏I👏worry👏about👏you.👏I👏have👏to👏go👏home.

Lisa:👏Okay,👏mom.

Claudette:👏Bye👏bye.

Claudette👏exits.

Lisa:👏(sighing)👏Oh👏my👏god.

Cut👏to👏exterior👏shot👏of👏the👏San👏Francisco👏skyline.

Cut👏to👏the👏roof,👏where👏Denny👏is👏dribbling👏a👏basketball.👏This👏scene👏is👏in👏HD👏for👏some👏reason.👏Chris-R👏enters.

Chris-R:👏Hey,👏Denny.

Denny:👏Chris-R.👏I’ve👏been👏looking👏for👏you.

Chris-R:👏Yeah,👏sure👏you👏have.👏You👏have👏my👏money,👏right?

Denny:👏Yeah.👏It’s👏coming.👏It’ll👏be👏here👏in👏a👏few👏minutes.

Chris-R:👏What👏do👏you👏mean👏it’s👏coming,👏Denny?👏Where’s👏my👏money?

Denny:👏Okay.👏Just👏give👏me👏five👏minutes.👏Just👏give👏me👏five!

Chris-R:👏Five👏minutes?👏You👏want👏five👏fucking👏minutes,👏Denny?👏You👏know👏what?👏I👏haven’t👏got👏five👏fucking👏minutes!👏(he👏pulls👏a👏gun👏on👏Denny)👏I’m👏going👏to👏ask👏you👏again,👏Denny.👏Where’s👏my👏money?

Denny:👏I👏don’t👏have👏anything.

Chris-R:👏Where’s👏my👏money,👏Denny?👏Where’s👏my👏fucking👏money,👏Denny?👏What’d👏you👏do👏with👏my👏fucking👏money?

Denny:👏I👏swear👏to👏god,👏it’s👏coming!

Chris-R:👏Where’s👏my👏fucking👏money,👏Denny?

Denny:👏Put👏the👏gun👏down.

Mark👏and👏Johnny👏enter.

Chris-R:👏My👏fucking👏money!👏Where’s👏my👏fucking👏money,👏Denny?

Johnny👏and👏Mark👏grab👏Chris-R👏and👏disarm👏him.👏Lisa👏and👏Claudette👏enter,👏or👏rather,👏they👏are👏suddenly👏in👏the👏scene👏without👏explanation.

Lisa:👏What’s👏going👏on?!

Johnny👏and👏Mark👏haul👏Chris-R👏away👏amid👏indecipherable👏commotion.

Johnny:👏Let’s👏take👏him👏to👏the👏police.

Lisa:👏Denny,👏are👏you👏okay?👏What👏did👏that👏man👏want👏from👏you?

Denny:👏Nothing.

Claudette:👏Oh,👏that👏was👏not👏nothing!

Lisa:👏Tell👏me👏everything!

Claudette:👏You👏have👏no👏idea👏what👏kind👏of👏trouble👏you’re👏in👏here,👏do👏you?

Denny:👏I👏owe👏him👏some👏money.

Lisa:👏What👏kind👏of👏money?

Denny:👏I👏owe👏him👏some👏money.

Lisa:👏What👏kind👏of👏money?

Denny:👏Everything👏is👏okay,👏he’s👏gone!

Claudette:👏Everything👏is👏not👏okay.👏Denny,👏that👏is👏a👏dangerous👏man!

Denny:👏Calm👏down,👏he’s👏going👏to👏jail!

Lisa:👏Denny,👏what👏kind👏of👏money,👏just👏tell👏me!

Claudette:👏What👏do👏you👏need👏money👏for?

Lisa:👏Mom,👏please,👏Denny’s👏with👏me👏and👏Johnny!

Claudette:👏A👏man👏like👏that,👏with👏a👏gun!👏My👏god!

Lisa:👏Denny,👏look👏at👏me👏in👏the👏eyes👏and👏tell👏me👏the👏truth.👏We’re👏your👏friends.

Denny:👏I👏bought👏some👏drugs👏off👏of👏him.👏Things👏got👏mixed👏up.👏I👏didn’t👏mean👏for👏this👏to👏happen.

Lisa:👏(sobbing)👏Denny…

Denny:👏But👏I👏don’t👏have👏them👏anymore.

Lisa:👏What👏kind👏of👏drugs,👏Denny?

Denny:👏It👏doesn’t👏matter,👏I👏don’t👏have👏them👏anymore.

Claudette:👏It👏doesn’t👏matter?👏How👏in👏the👏hell👏did👏you👏get👏involved👏with👏drugs?👏What👏are👏you,👏giving👏them👏to👏him,👏selling👏them👏to👏him?👏Where👏the👏hell👏did👏you👏meet👏that👏man?

Lisa:👏What👏kind👏of👏drugs👏do👏you👏take?!

Denny:👏It’s👏nothing👏like👏that!

Lisa:👏What👏the👏hell👏is👏wrong👏with👏you?!

Denny:👏I👏just👏needed👏some👏money👏to👏pay👏off👏some👏stuff.

Lisa:👏How👏much👏do👏you👏have👏to👏give👏him?

Claudette:👏This👏is👏not👏the👏way👏you👏make👏money!

Lisa:👏How👏much?!

Denny:👏Stop👏ganging👏up👏on👏me!

Claudette:👏Well👏it👏is👏time👏somebody👏ganged👏up👏on👏you,👏for👏god’s👏sake!👏A👏man👏like👏that!👏Where👏in👏the👏hell👏did👏you👏meet👏a👏man👏like👏that?

Denny:👏It👏doesn’t👏matter!

Claudette:👏It👏matters👏a👏great👏deal!👏A👏man👏holds👏a👏gun👏on👏you,👏you👏almost👏got👏killed,👏you👏expect👏me👏to👏forget👏that👏happened?

Denny:👏You’re👏not👏my👏fucking👏mother!

Claudette:👏You👏listen👏to👏me,👏boy!

Lisa:👏No!

Claudette:👏Somebody👏had👏better👏do👏something👏around👏here.

Lisa👏hugs👏and👏comforts👏Denny.👏Johnny👏enters.

Johnny:👏Are👏you👏okay,👏Denny?

Denny:👏I’m👏okay.

Johnny:👏Are👏you👏okay?

Denny:👏I’m👏okay!

Mark👏has👏materialized👏behind👏Claudette👏and👏Lisa.

Claudette:👏What’s👏okay?👏He’s👏taking👏drugs.

Mark:👏Come👏on,👏stop,👏it👏was👏a👏mistake.

Claudette:👏A👏mistake,👏that👏he👏takes👏drugs.

Johnny:👏Let’s👏go👏home.

Mark:👏Come👏on,👏it’s👏clear.

Claudette:👏What’s👏clear?👏I👏am👏going👏to👏call👏the👏police.

Lisa:👏Mom,👏stop,👏it👏was👏Denny’s👏mistake,👏just👏stop!

Mark:👏Let’s👏go.

Mark👏and👏Claudette👏exit.

Johnny:👏Why👏did👏you👏do👏this?👏You👏know👏better,👏right?👏Why?!

Denny:👏I’m👏sorry.

Johnny:👏You👏know👏better,👏Denny,👏you👏almost👏got👏killed.

Denny:👏I’m👏sorry.👏It👏won’t👏happen👏again,👏I👏promise.

Lisa:👏Denny,👏you👏know👏that👏Johnny’s👏like👏your👏father.👏And👏we’re👏your👏friends.👏We’re👏going👏to👏help👏you.

Johnny:👏Let’s👏go👏home.

Everyone👏exits.

Cut👏to👏Mark👏on👏the👏phone👏with👏Lisa.

Lisa:👏I👏miss👏you.

Mark:👏I👏just👏saw👏you!👏What👏are👏you👏talking👏about?

Lisa:👏I’m👏just👏wanting👏to👏hear👏your👏sexy👏voice.👏I👏keep👏thinking👏about👏your👏strong👏hands👏around👏my👏body.👏It👏excites👏me👏so👏much.👏I👏love👏you.

Mark:👏Is👏Johnny👏there?

Lisa:👏He’s👏in👏the👏shower.

Mark:👏I👏don’t👏understand👏you.👏Why👏do👏you👏do👏things👏like👏this?

Lisa:👏Because👏I👏love👏you.👏You👏just👏don’t👏care,👏do👏you?

Mark:👏I👏do👏care.👏But👏we👏agreed,👏it’s👏over👏between👏us.

Lisa:👏I👏understand,👏it’s👏our👏secret.👏But👏I👏still👏have👏feelings👏for👏you.👏You👏just👏don’t👏care.

Mark:👏I👏do👏care!

Lisa:👏I👏have👏to👏go👏now.👏I’ll👏see👏you👏later,👏darling.

Mark:👏Don’t👏call👏me👏that.

Lisa:👏Okay,👏bye.

They👏hang👏up.

Cut👏to👏the👏roof.👏Johnny👏enters,👏mid-sentence.

Johnny:👏I👏did👏not👏hit👏her!👏It’s👏not👏true!👏It’s👏bullshit!👏I👏did👏not👏hit👏her!👏I👏did👏not!👏(he👏throws👏a👏water👏bottle👏to👏the👏floor)👏Oh,👏hi👏Mark.

Mark:👏(holding👏a👏football)👏Oh👏hey👏Johnny,👏what’s👏up?

Johnny:👏I👏have👏a👏problem👏with👏Lisa.👏She👏says👏that👏I👏hit👏her.

Mark:👏What?👏Well👏did👏you?

Johnny:👏No,👏it’s👏not👏true!👏Don’t👏even👏ask!👏What’s👏new👏with👏you?

Mark:👏Well👏I’m👏just👏sitting👏up👏here👏thinking,👏you👏know?👏I👏got👏a👏question👏for👏you.

Johnny:👏Yeah.

Mark:👏You👏think👏girls👏like👏to👏cheat👏like👏guys👏do?

Johnny:👏What👏makes👏you👏say👏that?

Mark:👏I👏dunno.👏I👏dunno,👏I’m👏just,👏I’m👏just👏thinking.

Johnny:👏I👏don’t👏have👏to👏worry👏about👏that👏because👏Lisa👏is👏loyal👏to👏me.

Mark:👏Yeah👏man,👏you👏never👏know.👏People👏are👏very👏strange👏these👏days.👏I👏used👏to👏know👏a👏girl,👏she👏had👏a👏dozen👏guys.👏One👏of👏them👏found👏out👏about👏it,👏beat👏her👏up👏so👏bad👏she👏ended👏up👏in👏a👏hospital👏on👏Guerrero👏Street.

Johnny:👏A-ha-ha-ha!👏What👏a👏story,👏Mark!

Mark:👏Yeah,👏you👏can👏say👏that👏again.

Johnny:👏I’m👏so👏happy👏I👏have👏you👏as👏my👏best👏friend,👏and👏I👏love👏Lisa👏so👏much.

Mark:👏Yeah,👏man.👏Yeah,👏you👏are👏very👏lucky.

Johnny:👏Well👏maybe👏you👏should👏have👏a👏girl,👏Mark.

Mark:👏Yeah.👏Yeah,👏maybe👏you’re👏right.👏Maybe👏I👏have👏one👏already.👏I👏don’t👏know👏yet.

Johnny:👏Well,👏what👏happened?👏Remember👏Betty?👏That’s👏her👏name?

Mark:👏Betty?

Johnny:👏Yeah.

Mark:👏Yeah,👏we👏don’t👏see👏each👏other👏anymore.👏You👏know,👏she👏wasn’t👏any👏good👏in👏bed.👏She👏was👏beautiful,👏but👏we👏had👏too👏many👏arguments.

Johnny:👏That’s👏too👏bad.👏My👏Lisa👏is👏great👏when👏I👏can👏get👏it.

Mark:👏Oh,👏man,👏I👏just👏can’t👏figure👏women👏out.👏Sometimes👏they’re👏just👏too👏smart,👏sometimes👏they’re👏just👏flat-out👏stupid,👏other👏times👏they’re👏just👏evil.

Johnny:👏It👏seems👏to👏me👏like👏you’re👏the👏expert,👏Mark!

Mark:👏No.👏Definitely👏not👏an👏expert,👏Johnny.

Johnny:👏What’s👏bothering👏you,👏Mark?

Mark:👏Nothing,👏man.

Johnny:👏Do👏you,👏do👏you👏have👏some👏secrets?👏Why👏don’t👏you👏tell👏me?

Mark:👏Forget👏it!👏Forget👏it,👏dude!

Johnny:👏Is👏there👏some👏secret,👏tell👏me.

Mark:👏No,👏forget👏it,👏I’ll👏talk👏to👏you👏later!

Mark👏hands👏off👏the👏football👏to👏Johnny👏and👏exits.

Johnny:👏Well,👏whatever.

Denny👏enters,👏passing👏Mark.

Denny:👏Hey👏Johnny.

Johnny:👏Oh👏hi,👏Denny.

Denny:👏What’s👏wrong👏with👏Mark?

Johnny:👏He’s👏cranky👏today.👏A-ha-ha-ha.👏Girl👏trouble,👏I👏guess.👏What’s👏new👏with👏you?

Denny:👏Not👏much.👏Still👏going👏to👏the👏movie👏tonight?

Johnny:👏Sure,👏we👏are.

Denny:👏What👏kind👏of👏movie👏are👏we👏going👏to👏see?

Johnny:👏Well👏we’ll👏see…👏Denny,👏don’t👏plan👏too👏much.👏It👏may👏not👏come👏out👏right.

Denny:👏Alright.👏Let’s👏toss👏the👏ball👏around.

Johnny:👏Okay.

They👏proceed👏to👏play👏short-distance👏catch👏with👏the👏football👏while👏talking.

Denny:👏Gotta👏tell👏you👏about👏something.

Johnny:👏Shoot,👏Denny.

Denny:👏It’s👏about👏Lisa.

Johnny:👏Go👏on.

Denny:👏She’s👏beautiful.👏She👏looks👏great👏in👏a👏red👏dress.👏I👏think👏I’m👏in👏love👏with👏her.

Johnny:👏Go👏on.

Denny:👏I👏know👏she👏doesn’t👏like👏me👏because👏sometimes👏she’s👏mean👏to👏me,👏but👏sometimes👏when👏I’m👏around👏her,👏I👏feel👏like👏I👏want👏to👏kiss👏her👏and👏tell👏her👏I👏love👏her.👏I👏don’t👏know.👏I’m👏just👏confused.

Johnny:👏Denny,👏don’t👏worry👏about👏that.👏Lisa👏loves👏you👏too.👏As👏a👏person,👏as👏a👏human👏being,👏as👏a👏friend.👏You👏know👏people👏don’t👏have👏to👏say👏it.👏They👏can👏feel👏it.

Denny:👏What👏do👏you👏mean?

Johnny:👏You👏can👏love👏someone👏deep👏inside👏your👏heart,👏and👏there👏is👏nothing👏wrong👏with👏it.👏If👏a👏lot👏of👏people👏loved👏each👏other,👏the👏world👏would👏be👏a👏better👏place👏to👏live.

Denny:👏Lisa’s👏your👏future👏wife!

Johnny:👏Denny,👏don’t👏worry👏about👏it.👏You👏are👏part👏of👏our👏family,👏and👏we👏love👏you👏very👏much.👏And👏we👏will👏help👏you👏anytime.👏And👏Lisa👏loves👏you👏too.👏As👏a👏friend.👏You👏are👏sort👏of👏like👏her👏son.

Denny:👏You👏mean👏you’re👏not👏upset👏with👏me?

Johnny:👏No,👏because👏I👏trust👏you👏and👏I👏trust👏Lisa.👏What👏about👏Elizabeth,👏hunh?

Denny:👏Well…👏I👏love👏her.

Johnny:👏M-hm.

Denny:👏When👏I👏graduate👏from👏college,👏get👏a👏good👏job,👏I👏want👏to👏marry👏her👏and👏have👏kids👏with👏her.

Johnny:👏That’s👏the👏idea.

Denny:👏You’re👏right.👏Thanks👏for👏paying👏my👏tuition.

Johnny:👏You’re👏very👏welcome,👏Denny,👏and👏keep👏in👏mind,👏if👏you👏have👏any👏problems,👏talk👏to👏me,👏and👏I👏will👏help👏you.

Denny:👏Awesome.👏Thanks,👏Johnny.

Johnny:👏Let’s👏go👏eat,👏hunh?👏Come👏on,👏let’s👏go.👏Let’s👏go.👏I’m👏starving.

They👏exit.

Cut👏to👏an👏exterior👏panning👏shot👏of👏the👏Golden👏Gate👏Bridge.

Cut👏to👏the👏room,👏where👏Michelle👏and👏Lisa👏are👏talking.👏Lisa’s👏neck👏is👏bulging👏throughout👏this👏scene,👏which👏means👏very👏few👏people👏have👏ever👏heard👏the👏dialogue.

Michelle:👏So👏how’s👏Johnny?

Lisa:👏He👏didn’t👏get👏his👏promotion.

Michelle:👏Is👏he👏disappointed?

Lisa:👏Quite👏a👏bit.👏He👏got👏drunk👏last👏night.👏And👏he👏hit👏me.

Michelle:👏He👏hit👏you?!

Lisa:👏He👏didn’t👏know👏what👏he👏was👏doing.

Michelle:👏Are👏you👏okay?

Lisa:👏Well,👏I👏don’t👏want👏to👏marry👏him👏anymore.

Michelle:👏What?!

Lisa:👏Johnny’s👏okay.👏But👏I👏found👏somebody👏else.

Michelle:👏Lisa!👏This👏isn’t👏right.👏You’re👏living👏with👏one👏guy👏and👏you’re👏sleeping👏with👏another👏guy?

Lisa:👏I’m👏doing👏what👏I👏want👏to👏do.

Michelle:👏Well👏who👏is👏he?

Lisa:👏His👏best👏friend.👏And👏he👏lives👏in👏this👏building.

Michelle:👏I👏can’t👏believe👏you’re👏telling👏me👏this.👏It’s👏Mark,👏isn’t👏it?👏Lisa,👏you👏know,👏you’re👏just👏thinking👏about👏yourself.👏Somebody’s👏going👏to👏get👏hurt.👏You’ve👏got👏to👏be👏honest👏with👏Johnny.

Lisa:👏I👏can’t👏do👏that.👏He👏would👏be👏devastated.

Michelle:👏Well,👏if👏you👏care👏so👏much👏for👏him,👏why👏cheat👏on👏him?

Lisa:👏Look,👏I👏really👏don’t👏know👏what👏to👏do.👏I👏love👏Mark.👏I👏don’t👏have👏any👏more👏feelings👏for👏Johnny.

Michelle:👏Johnny’s👏so👏excited👏about👏this👏wedding.

Lisa:👏I👏know.

Michelle:👏You’ve👏got👏to👏tell👏Johnny.

Lisa:👏No👏guilt-trips.

Michelle:👏You👏don’t👏feel👏guilty👏about👏this👏at👏all.

Lisa:👏No.👏I’m👏happy.

Michelle:👏Something👏awful👏is👏going👏to👏happen.

Lisa:👏Please👏don’t👏tell👏anybody.

Cut👏to👏exterior👏shot👏of👏the👏house.👏Johnny👏is👏approaching.👏He👏picks👏up👏the👏paper.

Cut👏to👏the👏room.

Michelle:👏Don’t👏worry.👏You👏can👏trust👏me.👏Your👏secret👏is👏safe👏with👏me.

Johnny👏enters.

Johnny:👏Hello👏Michelle.👏I👏heard👏you.👏What👏secret?

Lisa:👏It’s👏between👏us👏women.

Michelle:👏Hi👏Johnny.

Johnny:👏Did👏you👏get👏a👏new👏dress?

Michelle:👏Um…👏well,👏I👏guess👏I👏better👏be👏going.👏I’ll👏just👏talk👏to👏you👏guys👏later?

Lisa:👏Excuse👏me.

Michelle:👏Lisa,👏remember👏what👏I👏told👏you.

Michelle👏exits.

Johnny:👏What’s👏she👏talking👏about?

Lisa:👏It’s👏girl👏talk.👏I👏just👏told👏you👏that.

Johnny:👏I👏never👏hit👏you.👏You👏shouldn’t👏have👏any👏secrets👏from👏me.👏I’m👏your👏future👏husband.

Lisa:👏You👏sure👏about👏that?👏Maybe👏I’ll👏change👏my👏mind.

Johnny:👏Don’t👏talk👏like👏that.👏What👏do👏you👏mean?

Lisa:👏What👏do👏you👏think?👏Women👏change👏their👏minds👏all👏the👏time.

Johnny:👏A-ha-ha-ha.👏You👏must👏be👏kidding,👏aren’t👏you?

Lisa:👏Look,👏I👏don’t👏want👏to👏talk👏about👏it.👏I’m👏going👏to👏go👏upstairs,👏and👏wash👏up,👏and👏go👏to👏bed.

Johnny:👏(shoving👏Lisa👏down👏onto👏the👏couch)👏How👏dare👏you👏talk👏to👏me👏like👏that!👏You👏should👏tell👏me👏everything!

Lisa:👏I👏can’t👏talk👏right👏now.

Johnny:👏Why👏Lisa,👏why👏Lisa,👏please👏talk👏to👏me,👏please!👏You’re👏part👏of👏my👏life,👏you👏are👏everything,👏I👏could👏not👏go👏on👏without👏you,👏Lisa.

Lisa:👏You’re👏scaring👏me.

Johnny:👏You’re👏lying,👏I👏never👏hit👏you.👏You👏are👏tearing👏me👏apart,👏Lisa!

Lisa:👏Why👏are👏you👏so👏hysterical?!

Johnny:👏Do👏you👏understand👏life?👏Do👏you?

Lisa👏gets👏up👏and👏heads👏upstairs.

Lisa:👏Don’t👏worry👏about👏it.👏Everything👏will👏be👏alright.

Johnny:👏You👏drive👏me👏crazy.

Lisa:👏Goodnight,👏Johnny.

Johnny:👏Don’t👏worry👏about👏it.👏I👏still👏love👏you.👏Goodnight,👏Lisa.

Cut👏to👏a👏long👏tracking👏shot👏of👏the👏Golden👏Gate👏Bridge.

Cut👏to👏an👏alleyway,👏where👏Mike👏approaches👏Johnny.

Mike:👏Hey,👏what’s👏going👏on,👏man?

Johnny:👏Oh👏hi,👏Mike,👏what’s👏new?

Mike:👏Um,👏actually,👏Johnny,👏I👏got,👏I👏got👏a👏little👏bit👏of👏a👏tragedy👏on👏my👏hands,👏yeah.👏Me👏and👏Michelle,👏we👏were,👏we👏were👏making👏out,👏uh,👏at👏your👏place…

Johnny:👏A-ha-ha.

Mike:👏…and,👏uh,👏Lisa👏and👏Claudette👏sort👏of,👏uh,👏walked👏in👏on👏us👏in👏the👏middle👏of👏it.👏That’s👏not👏the👏end👏of👏the👏story.

Johnny:👏Go👏on,👏I’m👏listening.

Mike:👏Okay.👏We’re👏going👏at👏it,👏and👏um,👏I👏get👏out👏of👏there👏as👏fast👏as👏possible,👏you👏know,👏I👏get👏my👏pants,👏I👏get👏my👏shirt,👏and👏I👏get👏out👏of👏there.👏And👏then👏about👏halfway👏down👏the👏stairs,👏I👏realize👏that👏I👏have👏misplaced,👏I’ve👏forgotten👏something.👏Um,👏my👏underwear.

They👏both👏chuckle.

Mike:👏So👏I👏come👏back👏to👏get👏it,👏I👏pretend👏that👏I👏need👏a👏book,👏you👏know,👏I’m👏like👏looking👏for👏my👏book,👏and👏then👏I👏reach👏and👏put👏the👏underwear👏in👏my👏pocket,👏sort👏of👏slide👏out👏real👏quick.👏Well👏Claudette,👏she👏saw👏it👏sticking👏out👏of👏my👏pocket,👏so👏she👏pulls👏it👏out,👏and👏she’s,👏uh,👏showing👏everybody👏me👏underwears.

Johnny:👏You👏must👏be👏kidding.👏Underwear,👏I👏got👏the👏picture.

Mike:👏Yeah,👏I👏dunno👏what…

Johnny:👏That’s👏life.

Mike:👏Nah.

Johnny:👏Yeah.

Denny👏enters,👏with👏a👏football.

Denny:👏Hey👏Johnny!👏Hey👏Mike!

Johnny:👏Oh👏hey,👏Denny.

Denny:👏Do👏you👏want👏to👏play👏some👏football?

Mike:👏I👏gotta👏go👏see👏Michelle👏in👏a👏little👏bit👏to👏make👏out👏with👏her.

Denny:👏Oh,👏pshhh,👏come👏on!

Johnny:👏Come👏on,👏it’s👏good👏for👏you,👏come👏on.

Mike:👏Alright,👏whatever,👏whatever.

Johnny:👏Let’s👏go👏for👏it.

Mike:👏I’m👏going👏out.

They👏proceed👏to👏toss👏the👏football👏around👏in👏close👏quarters,👏like👏you👏do.

Mike:👏Yeah,👏sorry👏you👏had👏to👏see👏that.

Denny:👏I’m👏not👏sorry!👏(gibberish)👏Studying,👏right?👏(more👏gibberish)👏I👏don’t👏study👏like👏that.

Johnny:👏He👏doesn’t.

Mark👏enters.

Mark:👏Hey,👏Denny,👏what’s👏up?

Denny:👏Hey,👏what’s👏up,👏Mark?

Johnny:👏Hi👏Mark.

Denny:👏Catch👏it,👏come👏on,👏man.

Mike:👏Not👏much.

Denny:👏He’s👏just👏telling👏us👏about👏an👏underwear👏issue👏he👏had.

Mike:👏No,👏don’t…

Mark:👏Underwear?👏What’s👏that?

Mike:👏It’s👏embarrassing,👏man,👏I👏don’t👏want👏to👏get👏into👏it.

Mark:👏Underwear?👏Man,👏come👏on…

Mark👏inexplicably👏shoves👏Mike👏into👏a👏trashcan.

Mike:👏Oh,👏God!

Denny:👏You👏okay?👏Are👏you👏okay?

Mike:👏Yeah,👏I’m👏fine!

Denny:👏Are👏you👏sure?

Mike:👏Yeah,👏uh-huh.

Denny:👏Do👏you👏need👏to👏see👏a👏doctor?

Mike:👏No,👏no,👏I’m👏tough.👏I’m👏good,👏I’m👏alright,👏I’m👏fine.

Johnny:👏Mark,👏why👏don’t👏you👏take👏him👏home?👏And👏Mike,👏listen,👏if👏you👏need👏anything,👏call👏me👏anytime,👏alright?👏Are👏you👏alright?

Mike:👏Yeah.

Denny:👏See👏you👏guys.

Mark👏and👏Mike👏exit

Johnny:👏Let’s👏go👏home,👏Denny.

Denny👏and👏Johnny👏exit👏with👏the👏football.

Cut👏to👏the👏room,👏which👏Claudette👏and👏Lisa👏are👏entering.

Lisa:👏You👏look👏really👏tired👏today,👏mom.👏Are👏you👏feeling👏okay?

Claudette:👏I👏didn’t👏get👏much👏sleep👏last👏night.

Lisa:👏Why👏not?

Claudette:👏You👏remember👏my👏friend👏Shirley👏Hamilton?

Lisa:👏Uh-huh.

Claudette:👏She👏wants👏to👏buy👏a👏new👏house,👏and👏so👏I👏asked👏Johnny👏if👏he👏could👏help👏her👏with👏the👏down👏payment.👏All👏he👏can👏tell👏me👏is👏it’s👏an👏awkward👏situation.👏I👏expected👏your👏husband👏to👏be👏a👏little👏more👏generous.

Lisa:👏He’s👏not👏my👏husband.

Claudette:👏I👏know,👏but👏Johnny👏is👏part👏of👏our👏family.

Lisa:👏Mom,👏I👏don’t👏love👏Johnny👏anymore.👏I👏don’t👏even👏like👏him.👏I👏had👏sex👏with👏someone👏else.

Claudette:👏You👏can’t👏be👏serious.

We👏see👏that👏Johnny👏is👏listening👏from👏the👏staircase.

Lisa:👏You👏don’t👏understand.

Claudette:👏Who?👏Who👏is👏it?

Lisa:👏I👏don’t👏want👏to👏talk👏about👏it.

Claudette:👏You👏don’t👏want👏to👏talk👏about👏it.👏Then👏why👏did👏you👏bring👏it👏up👏in👏the👏first👏place?

Lisa:👏I👏don’t👏know.

Claudette:👏You👏don’t👏know.👏If👏you👏think👏I’m👏tired👏today,👏wait👏till👏you👏see👏me👏tomorrow.

Lisa:👏Are👏you👏coming👏to👏the👏party?

Claudette:👏Sure.👏I👏suppose👏so.

They👏exit.

Johnny:👏How👏can👏they👏say👏this👏about👏me?👏I👏don’t👏believe👏it.👏I👏show👏them.👏I👏will👏record👏everything.

Johnny👏descends👏the👏staircase👏and👏tediously👏installs👏a👏primitive👏tape👏recorder👏under👏the👏phone,👏then👏exits👏upstairs.

Cut👏to👏the👏room,👏where👏Johnny👏and👏Peter👏are👏talking.

Johnny:👏I👏don’t👏understand👏women.👏Do👏you,👏Peter?

Peter:👏(laughs)👏What👏man👏does?👏What’s👏the👏problem?

Johnny:👏They👏never👏say👏what👏they👏mean,👏and👏they👏always👏play👏games.

Peter:👏Okay…👏um…👏what👏do👏you👏mean?

Johnny:👏I👏have👏a👏serious👏problem👏with👏Lisa.👏Um,👏I👏don’t👏think👏she’s👏faithful👏to👏me.👏In👏fact👏I👏know👏she👏isn’t.

Peter:👏Lisa?👏Are👏you👏sure?

Johnny:👏Yeah👏I’m👏sure,👏I👏overheard👏a👏conversation👏between👏Lisa👏and👏her👏mother.👏What👏should👏I👏do,👏Peter?

Peter:👏This👏is👏Lisa👏we’re👏talking👏about?

Johnny:👏Yeah.

Peter:👏I👏don’t👏know👏what👏to👏say.

Johnny:👏But👏you’re👏a👏psychologist.👏Do👏you👏have👏some👏advice?

Peter:👏It’s👏a👏complicated👏situation,👏Johnny.👏I👏mean👏you’re👏my👏friend.👏I👏don’t👏want👏to👏get👏between👏you👏and👏Lisa.👏Look.👏If👏you👏want👏to,👏you👏should👏confront👏her.

Johnny:👏I👏can’t👏confront👏her!👏I👏want👏to👏give👏her👏a👏second👏chance,👏after👏all,👏she’s👏my👏future👏wife.👏You👏know👏what👏they👏say:👏“love👏is👏blind.”

Peter:👏You’ve👏got👏a👏lot👏of👏faith👏in👏Lisa.👏Sometimes,👏life👏gets👏complicated.👏The👏unexpected👏can👏happen.👏When👏it👏does,👏you👏just👏gotta👏deal👏with👏it.

The👏doorbell👏rings.

Peter:👏Did👏you👏hear👏the👏door?

Johnny:👏Yeah.👏(answers👏the👏door)👏Oh👏hi,👏Mark.👏Come👏in.

Mark👏enters.

Mark:👏Oh,👏hey,👏Johnny.👏Hey👏Peter!

Johnny:👏We’re👏just👏talking👏about👏women.

Mark:👏(long👏pause)👏Women,👏man.👏Women👏just👏confuse👏me.👏Ahhh.👏I👏have👏a👏girl.👏She’s👏married,👏I👏mean👏she’s👏very👏attractive,👏it’s👏driving👏me👏crazy.

Peter:👏Why👏didn’t👏you👏mention👏this👏before?👏Is👏it👏anyone👏I👏know?

Mark:👏Nah👏man,👏you👏don’t👏know👏her.

Johnny:👏Can👏I👏meet👏her?

Mark:👏I👏don’t👏think👏so.👏It’s👏an👏awkward👏situation.

Johnny:👏You👏mean👏she’s👏too👏old,👏or👏you👏think👏I👏will👏take👏her👏away👏from👏you?👏Hunh?

Peter:👏(laughs)

Mark:👏(laughs)👏No.

Johnny:👏I👏have👏my👏own👏problems.

Peter:👏Tell👏me👏about👏your👏problems,👏Johnny.

Johnny:👏Peter,👏you👏always👏play👏psychologist👏with👏us!

Peter:👏Look,👏I’m👏just👏your👏friend,👏and👏I’m👏just👏worried👏about👏you.

Johnny:👏Lisa👏is👏teasing👏me👏about👏whether👏we👏are👏going👏to👏get👏married👏or👏not.👏And👏we👏didn’t👏make👏love👏in👏a👏while.👏And👏I👏don’t👏know👏what👏to👏do.

Peter:👏You👏never👏really👏know.👏I👏mean,👏look,👏you👏should👏tell👏her👏about👏your👏feelings,👏okay?👏You👏shouldn’t👏hide👏them.👏You👏two👏have👏been👏together👏forever.👏You👏can👏work👏out👏anything👏as👏long👏as👏you👏talk👏about👏it.

Johnny:👏Not👏always!

Peter:👏People👏are👏people.👏Sometimes👏they👏just👏can’t👏see👏their👏own👏faults.

Mark:👏Hey,👏I’m👏thinking👏of👏moving👏to👏a👏bigger👏place,👏man,👏I’m👏making👏some👏good👏money.

Peter:👏Look.👏You👏should👏tell👏her👏the👏truth.👏I👏mean👏you’re👏doing👏this👏for👏your👏girl,👏right?

Johnny:👏You’re👏right,👏Peter.👏Ha-ha.👏Is👏she👏getting👏a👏divorce,👏Mark?

Mark:👏(laughs)👏You👏guys👏are👏too👏much.👏Hey👏are👏you👏running,👏uh,👏Bay👏to👏Breakers👏this👏year?

Johnny:👏I👏am,👏sure.

Peter:👏I’m👏not👏doing👏it👏this👏year.

Johnny:👏Ha-ha-ha,👏chicken,👏Peter,👏you’re👏just👏a👏little👏chicken!👏Cheep,👏cheep👏cheep👏cheep👏cheep👏chee-ee-ee-eep👏eeeeeeeeeeee!

Peter:👏Who👏are👏you👏calling👏a👏chicken?👏I👏just👏don’t👏like👏all👏the👏weirdos,👏there’s👏too👏many👏weirdos👏there.

Johnny:👏(incomprehensible👏gibberish)👏I👏don’t👏mind.👏Mark,👏do👏you👏remember👏the👏one👏with👏big👏tits,👏the👏blondie👏one?

Mark:👏How👏about👏the👏one👏with👏the👏bridal👏gown👏with👏the👏sign?

Johnny:👏Ha-ha👏yeah,👏“can👏you👏marry👏me?”,👏ha-ha,👏I👏thought👏I👏would👏take👏her👏up👏on👏it,👏ha-ha.

Mark:👏I👏never👏ate👏so👏much.

Johnny:👏Yeah,👏the👏barbecue👏chicken👏was👏delicious,👏rice,👏that👏was👏cool.

Peter:👏You👏guys👏proved👏my👏point.👏You’re👏both👏weird.👏You👏guys👏want👏to👏play👏cards?

Johnny:👏No👏we👏can’t.👏I👏expect👏Lisa👏any👏minute.

Mark:👏Hey👏come👏on,👏man,👏who’s👏the👏king👏of👏the👏house?

Peter:👏Yeah,👏you’ve👏got👏to👏establish👏these👏guidelines👏before👏you👏get👏married.👏Speaking👏of,👏how’d👏you👏ever👏meet👏Lisa?👏You👏never👏told👏us.

Johnny:👏Well👏that’s👏a👏very👏interesting👏story,👏when👏I👏moved👏to👏San👏Francisco👏with👏two👏suitcases👏and👏I👏didn’t👏know👏anyone👏and👏I👏have,👏uh,👏I👏head👏to👏YMCA👏with👏a👏$2000👏check👏which👏I👏could👏not👏cash.

Mark:👏Why👏not?

Johnny:👏Well👏because👏it👏was👏an👏out👏of👏state👏bank.👏Anyway,👏uh,👏I👏was👏working👏as👏a👏busboy👏in👏a👏hotel,👏and👏uh,👏uh,👏she👏was👏sitting,👏drinking👏her👏coffee,👏and👏she👏was👏so👏beautiful,👏and👏I👏say👏hi👏to👏her.👏That’s👏how👏we👏met.

Mark:👏So,👏I👏mean,👏what’s👏the👏interesting👏part?

Johnny:👏Well👏the👏interesting👏part👏is👏that👏on👏our👏first👏date,👏she👏paid👏for👏dinner.

Mark:👏What?👏No👏tips👏from👏your👏job?

Johnny:👏Whatever.👏Do👏you👏guys👏want👏to👏eat👏something?

Johnny👏exits👏to👏the👏kitchen.👏Lisa👏enters.

Lisa:👏Hi👏guys.👏What’s👏going👏on?

Mark:👏Oh,👏hey👏Lisa.

Peter:👏Hi👏Lisa.

Denny👏materializes👏behind👏Lisa,👏then👏proceeds👏to👏stare👏out👏the👏window👏for👏some👏reason.

Lisa:👏Where’s👏Johnny?

Mark:👏In👏the👏kitchen.👏I👏gotta👏go.

Lisa:👏I👏didn’t👏mean👏to👏chase👏you👏off.👏You👏should👏stick👏around👏for👏a👏while.

Mark:👏I👏gotta👏work👏early.👏See👏ya.

Mark👏exits.👏Peter👏also👏exits.👏Denny👏crouches👏to👏the👏floor.👏Lisa👏also👏crouches👏to👏the👏floor.

Denny:👏Did👏you👏get👏your👏wedding👏gown👏yet?

Lisa:👏No.👏I’ve👏got👏plenty👏of👏time.

Denny:👏Are👏you👏sure👏you👏have👏plenty👏of👏time?👏It’s👏only👏a👏month👏away.

Lisa:👏It’ll👏be👏fine.👏What👏are👏you👏so👏worried👏about?👏Everything’s👏okay.

Denny:👏Johnny👏doesn’t👏seem👏very👏excited.👏Is👏there👏a👏problem?

Lisa:👏There’s👏no👏problem.👏Why👏do👏you👏ask?

Denny:👏I👏just👏want👏you👏and👏Johnny👏to👏be👏happy.

They👏both👏stand👏up.

Lisa:👏I👏am👏happy.👏Look,👏Denny,👏I👏need👏to👏talk👏to👏Johnny.👏Okay?👏I’ll👏see👏you👏later.

Denny:👏Okay.👏Tell👏him👏I👏said👏hello?

Lisa:👏Yeah.

Denny👏exits.

Cut👏to👏the👏roof.👏Peter👏enters.👏Mark👏is👏sitting👏on👏the👏roof,👏clad👏entirely👏in👏denim,👏smoking👏what👏might👏be👏a👏joint.

Peter:👏Hey,👏Mark.👏What’s👏up?

Mark:👏Oh,👏hey👏Peter.

Peter:👏It’s👏a👏good👏place👏to👏think👏up👏here,👏isn’t👏it?

Mark:👏What,👏man,👏you👏want👏to👏put👏me👏on👏the👏clock?

Peter:👏What👏the👏hell👏is👏that?

Mark:👏You👏want👏some?👏It’s👏good,👏bro.

Peter:👏No,👏I👏don’t👏smoke👏that👏stuff.

Mark👏sighs👏and👏takes👏a👏drag.

Peter:👏You👏look👏depressed.

Mark:👏I👏got👏this👏sick👏feeling👏in👏my👏stomach,👏man.👏I👏did👏something👏awful.👏I👏don’t👏think👏I👏can👏forgive👏myself.

Peter:👏Tell👏me👏about👏it.

Mark:👏I👏just👏feel👏like,👏like👏running.👏I’m👏killing👏myself.👏Something👏crazy👏like👏that.

Peter:👏Why👏are👏you👏smoking👏that👏crap?👏It’s👏no👏wonder👏you👏can’t👏think👏straight.👏It’s👏gonna👏screw👏with👏your👏head.

Mark:👏It’s👏none👏of👏your👏business,👏man.👏You👏think👏you👏know👏everything.👏You👏don’t👏know👏shit.

Peter:👏Listen,👏who👏do👏you👏think👏you👏are?👏You’re👏acting👏like👏a👏kid.👏Just👏grow👏up.

Mark:👏Hey,👏who👏are👏you👏calling👏a👏kid?👏Fuck👏you!

Peter:👏Just👏chill👏out,👏Mark.👏I’m👏just👏trying👏to👏help.👏You’re👏having👏an👏affair👏with👏Lisa,👏aren’t👏you?

Mark:👏What?

Peter:👏Am👏I👏wrong?

Mark👏gets👏angry👏and👏ineffectively👏tries👏to👏push👏Peter👏off👏the👏roof.

Peter:👏What👏are👏you,👏nuts?👏Gahhh!

Peter👏shoves👏Mark👏away.

Mark:👏Sorry.👏Sorry👏man,👏you👏okay?

Peter:👏Yeah,👏I’m👏fine.👏Let’s👏just👏talk👏about👏your👏problem.

Mark:👏You’re👏sure👏you’re👏okay.

Peter:👏Yeah.

Mark👏kicks👏over👏a👏chair👏and👏a👏table.

Mark:👏Goddammit👏man,👏fuck.👏Why👏do👏you👏want👏to👏know👏my👏secret,👏man?👏Well👏you’re👏right!👏It’s👏Lisa.👏I👏don’t👏know👏what👏to👏do,👏man.👏I’m👏so👏depressed.👏It’s👏all👏her👏fault,👏she’s👏such👏a👏manipulative👏bitch!

Peter:👏How👏the👏hell👏did👏you👏let👏this👏happen?

Mark:👏Fuck!

Peter:👏You👏know👏this👏is👏going👏to👏ruin👏your👏friendship👏with👏Johnny?👏What👏were👏you👏thinking?👏Alright,👏you👏want👏my👏advice?👏Sometimes,👏life👏can👏get👏complicated,👏and👏you’ve👏got👏to👏be👏responsible.👏So👏you👏don’t👏see👏Lisa👏again,👏and👏you👏definitely👏don’t👏sleep👏with👏her👏again!👏Just👏find👏yourself👏another👏girl.👏She’s👏a👏sociopath!👏She👏only👏cares👏about👏herself.👏She👏can’t👏love👏anyone.

Mark:👏Whatever,👏dude.👏Come👏on.

They👏exit👏together.

Cut👏to👏an👏exterior👏shot👏of👏a👏church👏in👏San👏Francisco.

Cut👏to👏the👏room,👏where👏Johnny👏is👏wearing👏a👏tuxedo👏and👏talking👏on👏the👏phone.

Johnny:👏Oh,👏thank👏you.👏Yeah,👏thanks👏a👏lot.

Denny👏enters,👏wearing👏a👏tux👏and👏carrying👏a👏football.

Johnny:👏Oh,👏hi👏Denny.👏Nice👏tux,👏you👏look👏great.

Denny:👏You👏look👏really👏handsome.

Johnny:👏A-ha-ha.

Denny:👏Your👏wedding👏picture’s👏gonna👏look👏great.

Johnny:👏Oh,👏thanks.

The👏doorbell👏rings.👏Denny👏answers👏it.👏Peter👏enters,👏wearing👏a👏tux.

Denny:👏Oh👏hey,👏Peter,👏come👏on👏in.

Peter:👏Hey👏guys.

Johnny:👏Oh👏hey,👏Peter.

Denny:👏You👏look👏good👏too.

Johnny:👏Sit👏down.

The👏doorbell👏rings.👏Denny👏answers👏it.👏Mark👏enters,👏clean-shaven👏and👏wearing👏a👏tux.

Denny:👏Whoa.

Johnny:👏Wowwwwww.

Mark:👏Hey👏guys.👏You👏like👏it?

Peter:👏Yeah!

Johnny:👏You👏look👏great.👏You👏look👏a👏babyface.

Denny:👏You👏guys👏want👏to👏play👏some👏football?

Peter:👏In👏tuxes?👏No,👏you👏gotta👏be👏kidding.

Denny:👏Come👏on,👏Mark,👏let’s👏do👏it.

Mark:👏I’m👏up👏for👏it.

Johnny:👏A-ha.

Denny:👏Johnny?

Johnny:👏Ask👏Peter.

Denny:👏Come👏on,👏Peter.

Peter:👏Nah,👏I👏don’t👏think👏so.

Denny:👏Please?

Peter:👏No.

Denny:👏Come👏on!👏Cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep!👏(Johnny👏and👏Mark👏join👏in)

Cut👏to👏the👏alley,👏where👏Johnny,👏Mark,👏Peter,👏and👏Denny👏are👏throwing👏around👏the👏football👏in👏tuxedos.

Denny:👏Catch,👏Johnny!👏Alright,👏Peter!👏Here👏we👏go,👏Mark!

Mark:👏Come👏on!👏Come👏on!👏Come👏on!

Denny:👏Catch,👏Mark!

Mark:👏Go!👏Go👏deep!

Peter👏tries👏to👏go👏deep,👏but👏instead👏trips👏and👏falls.

Denny:👏Gee👏Peter,👏you’re👏clumsy.

Peter:👏Alright,👏that’s👏it,👏I’m👏done.👏Great👏idea,👏Denny.

Everyone👏helps👏Peter👏up👏and👏exits.

Cut👏to👏an👏exterior👏street👏shot👏in👏San👏Francisco.

Cut👏to👏the👏fountain👏by👏the👏Exploratorium,👏where👏Johnny👏is👏out👏walking.

Cut👏to👏a👏coffee👏shop.

Susan:👏Are👏you👏sure?

Patron👏1:👏I👏wanna👏get👏a👏slice👏of👏cheesecake👏and👏a👏bottle👏of👏water.

Patron👏2:👏Um,👏I’ll👏have👏a👏large👏peanut👏butter👏cup👏with👏extra👏whipped👏cream,👏please?

Male👏Barista:👏Alright.

Patron👏3:👏And👏I’ll👏take👏a👏cheesecake👏and👏a👏coffee.

Barista👏2:👏Okay,👏why👏don’t👏you👏guys👏have👏a👏seat?👏We’ll👏have👏that👏right👏out👏for👏you.

Susan:👏Hi,👏how👏you👏doing?👏What👏would👏you👏like?

Patron👏4:👏Can👏I👏get👏a👏bagel👏with👏a👏[inaudible]?

Susan:👏Great,👏sure.

Patron👏5:👏I’m👏gonna👏get👏a👏slice👏of👏cheesecake👏and👏a👏bottle👏of👏water.

Male👏Barista:👏Yeah,👏sounds👏good.👏Why👏don’t👏you👏guys👏have👏a👏seat,👏we’ll👏have👏that👏right👏out👏for👏you.

Johnny👏and👏Mark👏enter.

Johnny:👏Oh👏hi,👏Susan.

Susan:👏Well,👏hi👏Johnny.👏How👏are👏you?👏Good👏to👏see👏you.👏What👏would👏you👏like?

Johnny:👏Hot👏chocolate,👏please.

Male👏Barista:👏What👏size?

Johnny:👏Medium.

Male👏Barista:👏Sure.

Susan:👏How👏about👏you?

Mark:👏I’ll👏have👏the👏mint👏tea.

Male👏Barista:👏Medium👏also?

Mark:👏Yeah.

Susan:👏Go👏sit👏down,👏we’ll👏be👏right👏there.

Johnny👏and👏Mark👏sit👏down.

Mark:👏God,👏I’m👏so👏tired👏of👏girls’👏games.

Johnny:👏What👏happened👏now,👏Mark?

Mark:👏Relationships👏never👏work,👏man,👏I👏don’t👏know👏why👏I👏waste👏my👏time.

Johnny:👏What👏makes👏you👏say👏that?

Mark:👏It’s👏not👏that👏easy,👏Johnny.

Johnny:👏Well,👏you👏should👏be👏happy,👏Mark.

Mark:👏Yeah,👏I👏know.👏Life👏is👏too👏short.

Susan👏brings👏the👏drinks.

Johnny:👏Oh,👏thank👏you👏so👏much.

Susan:👏You’re👏welcome.👏How👏about👏something👏like👏cheesecake?

Johnny:👏Nah.

Susan:👏Real👏good.👏Alright.

Mark:👏How👏was👏work👏today?

Johnny:👏Oh,👏pretty👏good.👏We👏got👏a👏new👏client👏at👏the👏bank,👏we👏make👏a👏lot👏of👏money.

Mark:👏What👏client?

Johnny:👏I👏cannot👏tell👏you,👏it’s👏confidential.

Mark:👏Aw,👏come👏on,👏why👏not?

Johnny:👏No👏I👏can’t.👏Anyway,👏how👏is👏your👏sex👏life?

Mark:👏I👏can’t👏talk👏about👏it.

Johnny:👏Why👏not?

Susan:👏Take👏your👏time.

Johnny:👏Oh👏god,👏I👏have👏to👏run.

Mark:👏Already?

Johnny:👏Yeah,👏I’m👏sorry.

Mark:👏Alright,👏it’s👏on👏me.👏By👏the👏way,👏do👏you👏want👏to👏go👏jogging?👏Golden👏Gate👏Park?

Johnny:👏Yeah,👏sure,👏what👏time?

Mark:👏Golden👏Gate👏Park,👏6:30.

Johnny:👏Right👏on,👏yeah.

Mark:👏Alright,👏see👏ya.

Johnny:👏Okey-dokey,👏Mark.

Johnny👏exits.

Cut👏to👏the👏bedroom.👏Lisa👏and👏Mark👏enter.

Mark:👏What’s👏going👏on👏here?

Lisa:👏I👏like👏you👏very👏much,👏Mark.

Mark:👏Look,👏come👏on.👏Johnny’s👏my👏best👏friend.

Lisa:👏Just👏one👏more👏time.

She👏takes👏off👏his👏shirt👏and👏the👏fourth👏terrible👏R&B-scored👏love👏scene👏commences.👏It👏goes👏on👏for👏about👏two👏minutes,👏full👏of👏half-hearted👏moaning,👏before👏cutting👏to👏black.

Cut👏to👏another👏tracking👏shot👏of👏the👏Golden👏Gate👏Bridge.

Cut👏to👏a👏car👏parking👏in👏Golden👏Gate👏Park.👏Johnny👏exits👏to👏find👏Mark.

Johnny:👏Hey.

Mark:👏Hey👏Johnny,👏how’s👏it👏going?

Johnny:👏Good.

They👏run👏side👏by👏side👏tossing👏the👏football👏in👏the👏park.👏There’s👏barely👏audible👏and👏completely👏uninteresting👏dialogue.👏They👏say👏“what’s👏new👏with👏you”👏a👏lot.👏Johnny👏wrestles👏Mark👏to👏the👏ground.

Cut👏to👏a👏shot👏of👏the👏San👏Francisco👏skyline.

Cut👏to👏the👏room,👏where👏Lisa👏is👏sweeping.👏The👏doorbell👏rings.

Lisa:👏Who👏is👏it?

Mark:👏Delivery👏man!👏It’s👏me,👏Lisa,👏come👏on,👏open👏up.

Lisa:👏Come👏on👏in.

Mark👏enters.

Lisa:👏Hey👏Mark.

Mark:👏Wow,👏so,👏uh,👏you👏gonna👏be👏ready?

Lisa:👏How👏do👏you👏mean👏that?👏I’m👏always👏ready.👏For👏you.

Mark:👏I👏mean👏for👏the👏party.

Lisa:👏We👏have👏plenty👏of👏time.👏All👏I👏have👏to👏do👏is👏put👏on👏my👏party👏dress.

Lisa👏drops👏the👏broom👏and👏takes👏her👏shirt👏off.

Mark:👏Wait,👏what👏are👏you👏doing?

Lisa:👏Nothing.

She👏takes👏Mark’s👏shirt👏off.

Mark:👏You’re👏so👏beautiful.

They👏start👏making👏out.👏Someone👏knocks👏on👏the👏door.👏They👏bolt👏upright👏and👏start👏putting👏their👏shirts👏on.

Lisa:👏Hurry👏up,👏I👏have👏to👏open👏the👏door.

Mark:👏Wait!👏Hang👏on.

Lisa👏puts👏her👏shirt👏on👏but👏Mark👏is👏still👏struggling👏with👏this👏task.

Lisa:👏Come👏on👏in,👏it’s👏open!

Michelle👏enters👏in👏time👏to👏see👏Mark👏shirtless👏before👏he👏finally👏manages👏to👏dress👏himself.

Michelle:👏Hi!👏I👏brought👏the👏stuff.

Lisa:👏I👏knew👏I👏could👏count👏on👏you.

Michelle:👏Hi👏Mark.👏XYZ.

Mark:👏What👏are👏you👏talking👏about?

Michelle:👏Examine👏your👏zipper!

Everyone👏giggles.

Michelle:👏You👏guys👏are👏too👏much.👏So,👏uh,👏what👏can👏I👏do👏to👏help?

Everyone👏laughs👏some👏more.

Mark:👏I👏gotta👏go.

He👏exits.👏Michelle👏and👏Lisa👏are👏cracking👏up.

Lisa:👏Want👏to👏help👏me👏move👏the👏coffee👏table?

Michelle:👏Okay.👏What👏was👏he👏doing👏here?

Lisa:👏Uh,👏he👏just👏brought👏by👏some👏takeout.

Michelle:👏What👏about👏his👏zipper?

Lisa:👏What👏about👏his👏zipper?

They👏move👏the👏coffee👏table.

Lisa:👏Leave👏him👏alone,👏he’s👏a👏good👏guy.

Michelle:👏Did👏you👏tell👏Johnny👏yet?

Lisa:👏No.👏Mark’s👏his👏best👏friend.

Michelle:👏Tricky👏tricky.

Lisa:👏You👏know,👏I👏really👏loved👏Johnny👏at👏first.👏Everything’s👏changed.👏I👏need👏more👏from👏life👏than👏what👏Johnny👏can👏give👏me.👏Suddenly👏my👏eyes👏are👏wide👏open👏and👏I👏can👏see👏everything👏so👏clearly.👏I👏want👏it👏all.

Michelle:👏You👏think👏you👏can👏get👏it👏all👏from👏Mark?

Lisa:👏If👏he👏can’t👏give👏me👏what👏I👏want,👏somebody👏else👏will.

Michelle:👏Lisa,👏you’re👏sounding👏just👏like👏your👏mother.👏You’re👏being👏so👏manipulative.

Lisa:👏So👏what?👏You👏can👏learn👏something👏from👏me.👏You👏have👏to👏take👏as👏much👏as👏you👏can.👏You👏have👏to👏live,👏live,👏live.👏Don’t👏worry👏about👏me.👏I👏have👏everything👏covered.

Michelle:👏Your👏point👏of👏view👏is👏so👏different👏from👏mine.

Lisa:👏Look.👏I👏don’t👏want👏to👏talk👏about👏it.👏People👏are👏going👏to👏be👏getting👏here👏soon👏and👏we👏have👏to👏finish.

Michelle:👏Lisa!

Lisa:👏I👏don’t👏see👏what👏the👏big👏deal👏is.👏Doesn’t👏everybody👏look👏out👏for👏number👏one?👏Don’t👏I👏deserve👏the👏best?

Michelle:👏I👏couldn’t👏do👏that.👏You’re👏too👏much👏for👏me,👏Lisa.

Lisa:👏You👏know,👏you’re👏not👏such👏an👏angel👏yourself.

Michelle:👏Yeah,👏but👏we’re👏not👏talking👏about👏me,👏are👏we?

Michelle👏attacks👏Lisa👏with👏a👏pillow.👏A👏strange👏pillow👏vs👏broom👏fight👏ensues.

Lisa:👏(laughing)👏Stop👏it!👏Are👏you👏trying👏to👏ruin👏my👏party?

Cut👏to👏a👏tracking👏shot👏of👏the👏Golden👏Gate👏Bridge.

Cut👏to👏Johnny👏and👏Mark👏running👏in👏the👏woods👏and👏muttering👏at👏each👏other.

Johnny:👏Yeah,👏that’s👏the👏idea.

Mark:👏Catch👏me,👏come👏on.

Cut👏to👏a👏shot👏of👏a👏staircase👏in👏San👏Francisco,👏which👏Johnny👏and👏Mark👏are👏running👏up.

Mark:👏Yeah👏I’m👏looking👏for👏some👏offers👏in👏Sausalito.👏How👏are👏the👏[inaudible]👏like👏these👏days?

Johnny:👏Pretty👏good,👏yeah,👏you’d👏be👏qualified.

Mark:👏You👏serious?

Johnny:👏Yeah,👏I’m👏sure.

Mark:👏Well👏when👏can👏we👏meet👏about👏that?

Johnny:👏Well,👏we👏can👏talk👏about👏this👏tomorrow.

Mark:👏Tomorrow?

Johnny:👏Yeah.

Mark:👏Maybe👏late👏afternoon?

Johnny:👏Absolutely.👏Three👏o’clock?

Mark:👏Really?👏Wow,👏that’s👏great.

Cut👏to👏Johnny’s👏car👏pulling👏onto👏a👏residential👏street👏and👏parking👏in👏front👏of👏his👏house.👏Johnny👏and👏Mark👏exit👏the👏car.

Cut👏to👏an👏illuminated👏building👏on👏Columbus👏at👏night.

Cut👏to👏a👏cable👏car👏on👏a👏busy👏street👏in👏the👏daytime.

Cut👏to👏the👏room,👏where👏Lisa👏is👏sitting👏as👏Johnny👏enters.

Johnny:👏Bye,👏Lisa.👏(he👏pecks👏her👏on👏the👏cheek)

Johnny👏opens👏the👏door👏to👏leave👏and👏Claudette👏enters.

Johnny:👏Oh👏hi,👏Claudette.👏Bye!

Claudette:👏Bye!

Johnny👏exits.

Lisa:👏Hello👏mom,👏how👏are👏you?

Claudette:👏I’m👏okay,👏how👏are👏you?

Lisa:👏I’m👏fixing👏the👏apartment👏for👏Johnny’s👏birthday,👏but👏I’m👏really👏not👏into👏it.

Claudette:👏Oh,👏why👏not?

Lisa:👏Because👏I’m👏in👏love👏with👏Mark,👏not👏Johnny.👏And👏here👏I👏am,👏planning👏his👏party.

Claudette:👏It’s👏not👏right,👏Lisa.👏I👏still👏think👏you👏should👏marry👏Johnny.👏Now👏you👏can’t👏live👏on👏love.👏You👏need👏financial👏security.

Lisa:👏But👏I’m👏not👏happy!👏He👏still👏thinks👏I’m👏gonna👏marry👏him👏next👏month.👏He’s👏a👏fool.

Claudette:👏You👏expect👏to👏be👏happy.👏I👏haven’t👏been👏happy👏since👏I👏married👏my👏first👏husband.👏I👏didn’t👏even👏want👏to👏marry👏your👏father.

Lisa:👏You👏never👏told👏me👏that!

Claudette:👏Well👏it’s👏true.👏All👏men👏are👏assholes.👏Men👏and👏women👏use👏and👏abuse👏each👏other👏all👏the👏time,👏there’s👏nothing👏wrong👏with👏it.👏Marriage👏has👏nothing👏to👏do👏with👏love.

Lisa:👏Johnny’s👏okay,👏I👏suppose.👏Actually,👏I👏have👏him👏wrapped👏around👏my👏little👏finger.

Claudette:👏Well,👏you👏should👏be👏happy👏then.

Lisa:👏But👏I👏don’t👏love👏him!

Claudette:👏Don’t👏throw👏your👏life👏away👏just👏because👏you👏don’t👏love👏him!👏That’s👏ridiculous!👏You👏need👏to👏grow👏up.👏And👏you👏need👏to👏listen👏to👏me.

Lisa:👏Okay,👏mom,👏I’ll👏see👏you👏at👏the👏party.👏I👏just👏need👏to👏be👏alone👏right👏now.

Claudette:👏Bye👏bye,👏my👏precious.

Claudette👏exits.

Cut👏to👏the👏Embarcadero,👏where👏Johnny👏is👏walking.

Cut👏to👏the👏Disney👏store,👏where👏Johnny👏is👏walking.

Cut👏to👏a👏dark👏room.👏Johnny👏enters👏and👏turns👏on👏the👏lights👏to👏find👏the👏whole👏cast.

Everyone:👏Surprise!👏(they👏all👏sing👏Happy👏Birthday👏while👏Johnny👏says👏things👏like👏“wow”,👏“okay”,👏and👏“thank👏you”)

Johnny👏toasts👏with👏everyone👏amid👏various👏celebratory👏mumblings.👏He👏offers👏Denny👏a👏drink,👏which👏Denny👏says👏he’ll👏accept👏later.

Cut👏to👏panning👏shot👏of👏the👏nighttime👏San👏Francisco👏skyline.

Cut👏to👏the👏party,👏where👏various👏characters👏and👏non-characters👏are👏engaged👏in👏fake👏conversations.👏Johnny👏and👏Claudette👏are👏discussing👏something.👏Lisa👏is👏flirting👏with👏Steven,👏a👏character👏we’ve👏never👏seen👏before👏who👏is👏actually👏a👏last-minute👏replacement👏for👏Peter.👏Mark👏is👏watching👏them.👏Lisa👏and👏Mark👏exchange👏flirty👏looks.👏Johnny👏seems👏concerned.👏Mike👏and👏Michelle👏are👏flirting👏with👏another👏couple.👏Michelle👏and👏Mike👏start👏feeding👏each👏other👏cake.

Lisa:👏Hey👏everybody,👏let’s👏go👏outside👏for👏some👏fresh👏air.

Everybody👏exits👏except👏for👏Lisa👏and👏Mark.

Lisa:👏Wait.👏I👏have👏something👏I👏want👏to👏show👏you.

Mark:👏Oh,👏really?

They👏get👏on👏the👏couch,👏and👏Lisa👏drapes👏her👏legs👏across👏Mark’s👏lap.

Mark:👏So,👏uh,👏what👏do👏you👏want👏to👏show👏me?

Lisa:👏It’s👏a👏surprise.

They👏start👏making👏out.

Mark:👏What👏are👏you👏doing?👏I👏mean,👏are👏you👏crazy?👏Everybody’s👏here.

Lisa:👏No👏they’re👏not.👏They’re👏all👏outside.

Mark:👏You👏devil.👏You👏planned👏this👏all👏along.

They👏make👏out👏some👏more.👏Steven👏enters.

Steven:👏What’s👏going👏on👏here?

They👏bolt👏upright.

Steven:👏Why👏are👏you👏doing👏this?

Lisa:👏I👏love👏him.

Steven:👏I👏don’t👏believe👏it.

Mark:👏You👏don’t👏understand👏anything,👏man.👏Leave👏your👏stupid👏comments👏in👏your👏pocket!

Mark👏exits.

Steven:👏Do👏you👏understand👏what👏you’re👏doing?👏You’re👏going👏to👏destroy👏Johnny.👏He’s👏very👏sensitive.

Lisa:👏I👏don’t👏care.👏I’m👏in👏love👏with👏Mark.

Steven:👏How👏can👏you👏do👏this?👏You👏make👏me👏sick.

Johnny👏and👏Michelle👏enter.

Johnny:👏Thank👏you,👏honey.👏This👏is👏a👏beautiful👏party.👏You👏invited👏all👏my👏friends.👏Good👏thinking!

Lisa:👏You’re👏welcome,👏darling.👏You👏know👏how👏much👏I👏love👏you.

Johnny:👏I👏do.👏Ha-ha-ha.

Lisa:👏You👏know,👏it’s👏getting👏really👏hot👏in👏here.👏Why👏don’t👏we👏go👏back👏outside?

Johnny:👏Mhm.👏A-ha-ha.

Everyone👏exits.

Cut👏to👏a👏shot👏of👏a👏busy👏street👏at👏night.

Cut👏to👏the👏party👏on👏the👏roof.👏Johnny👏waves👏at👏someone👏below👏him👏and👏off-camera.

Johnny:👏Hey👏everybody!👏I👏have👏an👏announcement👏to👏make.👏We’re👏expecting!

Everyone👏congratulates👏Johnny.👏Lisa👏and👏Steven👏confront👏Lisa.

Michelle:👏Lisa,👏I👏have👏to👏talk👏to👏you.👏You👏have👏got👏to👏be👏honest👏with👏Johnny.

Steven:👏I👏agree👏with👏that.

Lisa:👏Look,👏I’m👏gonna👏tell👏him,👏okay?👏I👏just,👏I👏don’t👏want👏to👏ruin👏his👏birthday.

Steven:👏When👏is👏the👏baby👏due?

Lisa:👏There👏is👏no👏baby.

Steven👏and👏Michelle:👏What?!

Steven:👏What👏are👏you👏talking👏about?

Lisa:👏I👏told👏him👏that👏to👏make👏it👏interesting.👏We’re👏probably👏going👏to👏have👏a👏baby👏eventually👏anyway.👏You’re👏not👏going👏to👏tell👏Johnny,👏are👏you?

Michelle:👏Lisa,👏are👏you👏feeling👏okay?👏Because👏this👏is👏just👏getting👏worse👏and👏worse.

Steven:👏I👏feel👏like👏I’m👏sitting👏on👏an👏atomic👏bomb👏waiting👏for👏it👏to👏go👏off.

Michelle:👏Me👏too.👏There’s👏no👏simple👏solution👏to👏this.

Lisa:👏Don’t👏worry.👏You👏guys👏worry👏entirely👏too👏much👏about👏me.

Michelle:👏Lisa,👏we’re👏not👏worried👏about👏you.👏We’re👏worried👏about👏Johnny.👏You👏don’t👏understand👏the👏psychological👏impact👏of👏what👏you’re👏doing👏here.👏You’re👏hurting👏yourself.👏You’re👏hurting👏our👏friendship.

Lisa:👏I👏am👏not👏responsible👏for👏Johnny.👏I’m👏through👏with👏that.👏I’m👏changing.👏I👏have👏the👏right,👏don’t👏I?👏People👏are👏changing👏all👏the👏time.👏I👏have👏to👏think👏about👏my👏future.👏What’s👏it👏to👏you?

Steven:👏This👏is👏going👏to👏pull👏us👏all👏down.👏It’s👏going👏to👏shake👏up👏our👏group👏of👏friends.👏It’s👏going👏to👏destroy👏our👏friendship,👏Lisa.👏I👏don’t👏think👏Mark👏really👏loves👏you.

Lisa:👏I👏don’t👏want👏to👏talk👏about👏it!

Michelle:👏Lisa,👏you’re👏going👏to👏have👏to👏face👏it.👏I👏for👏one👏am👏going👏to👏have👏a👏hard👏time👏forgiving👏you👏if👏you👏don’t.

Lisa:👏Hey👏everybody!👏Let’s👏go👏inside👏and👏eat👏some👏cake.

Everyone👏exits👏enthusiastically.👏Michelle👏looks👏pained.

Michelle:👏I👏don’t👏understand👏you,👏Lisa.

Cut👏to👏some👏random👏building👏at👏night.

Cut👏to👏the👏party,👏where👏a👏random👏couple👏is👏eating👏cake.

Random👏dude:👏Lisa👏looks👏hot👏tonight.

Johnny👏and👏Claudette👏are👏chatting.👏Mark👏and👏Lisa👏are👏arguing.

Mark:👏Whose👏baby👏is👏it?👏Is👏it👏mine?

Lisa:👏No,👏of👏course👏not.

Mark:👏How👏can👏you👏be👏sure?👏Come👏on,👏Lisa.

Lisa:👏Stop👏asking👏me👏stupid👏questions!

Mark:👏Who👏the👏hell👏do👏you👏think👏you👏are?

Lisa:👏Just👏shut👏up!

She👏slaps👏him.

Johnny:👏What👏are👏you👏doing?👏What’s👏going👏on👏here?

Mark:👏You👏really👏don’t👏know,👏do👏you?

Johnny:👏(shoving👏Mark)👏Maybe👏I👏know👏more👏than👏you👏think👏I👏do,👏Mark!

Mark:👏Shit,👏alright?

Johnny:👏(shoving👏Mark👏into👏a👏table)👏What👏do👏you👏want👏from👏me,👏hunh?

Mark👏attacks👏Johnny.👏Steven,👏Lisa,👏et👏al👏pull👏them👏apart.

Lisa:👏Stop👏it!

Johnny:👏Alright,👏alright.👏Okay,👏folks,👏everything👏is👏fine.👏Fight👏is👏over,👏folks.👏I’m👏sorry,👏Mark.

They👏shake👏hands.

Mark:👏Yeah,👏me👏too.

Johnny:👏Lisa,👏can,👏can👏you👏clean👏up👏here,👏please?

Cut👏to👏the👏skyline👏at👏night.

Cut👏to👏the👏party,👏where👏Mark👏and👏Lisa👏are👏dancing.👏Johnny👏confronts👏them

Johnny:👏What👏are👏you👏doing?

Lisa:👏None👏of👏your👏business.

Johnny:👏You’re👏my👏future👏wife.👏What👏are👏you👏doing,👏Lisa?

Mark:👏Leave👏her👏alone,👏man,👏she👏doesn’t👏want👏to👏talk👏to👏you.

Johnny:👏(attacking👏Mark)👏Since👏when👏do👏you👏give👏me👏orders?

Mark:👏Since👏Lisa👏changed👏her👏mind👏about👏you.👏Wake👏up,👏man,👏what👏planet👏are👏you👏on?

Johnny:👏I👏think👏you👏should👏leave👏right👏now,👏Mark.

Lisa:👏Don’t👏spoil👏it,👏we👏were👏just👏having👏fun.

Mark:👏Don’t👏worry👏about👏it,👏man.

Johnny:👏Don’t👏touch👏me,👏motherfucker!👏Get👏out.

Mark👏and👏Johnny👏fight.

Lisa:👏Stop👏it!👏Stop👏it!👏You👏two👏are👏acting👏like👏children.

Mark:👏Son👏of👏a👏bitch.

Lisa:👏You’re👏going👏to👏ruin👏the👏party.

Mark:👏If👏you’d👏keep👏your👏girl👏satisfied,👏she👏wouldn’t👏come👏to👏me!

Johnny:👏Get👏out👏of👏my👏house!👏I👏kill👏you,👏I👏[incomprehensible]!

Lisa:👏Stop👏it!

Johnny:👏I👏kill👏you,👏you👏bastard.

Mark:👏You👏couldn’t👏kill👏me👏if👏you👏tried.

Johnny:👏You👏betrayed👏me,👏you’re👏not👏good,👏you’re👏just👏a👏chicken,👏cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep.

They👏fight👏some👏more.

Johnny:👏Shut👏up!

Steven:👏It’s👏over!👏It’s👏over!

Johnny:👏It’s👏not👏over!👏Everybody👏betray👏me!👏I👏fed👏up👏with👏this👏world!

Johnny👏exits👏upstairs.

Cut👏to👏a👏shot👏of👏the👏Disney👏store👏at👏night.

Cut👏to👏Claudette👏entering👏the👏bedroom👏to👏find👏Lisa.

Claudette:👏I👏cleaned👏up👏the👏kitchen,👏sweetheart,👏so👏you👏don’t👏have👏to👏worry👏about👏that.

Lisa:👏He👏still👏won’t👏come👏out👏of👏the👏bathroom.

Claudette:👏Sweetheart,👏he’s👏upset.👏Now👏Johnny👏is👏a👏sensible👏man.👏He👏will👏come👏out,👏you👏will👏discuss👏this,👏everything👏is👏going👏to👏be👏okay.

Lisa:👏I👏just👏think👏I👏should👏be👏alone👏with👏him👏right👏now.

Claudette:👏I👏understand,👏sweetheart.👏I’m👏going👏to👏go👏home👏now.👏Bye👏bye.👏You👏can👏call👏me👏if👏you👏need👏me.

Lisa:👏I👏will.👏Thanks,👏mom.

Claudette👏exits👏downstairs.👏Lisa👏tries👏to👏open👏the👏bathroom👏door,👏but👏it’s👏locked.

Lisa:👏You👏can👏come👏out👏now,👏Johnny.👏She’s👏gone.

Johnny:👏In👏a👏few👏minutes,👏bitch.

Lisa:👏Who👏are👏you👏calling👏a👏bitch?

Johnny:👏You👏and👏your👏stupid👏mother.

Lisa👏picks👏up👏the👏phone👏and👏calls👏Mark.

Mark:👏Hello?

Lisa:👏Hi,👏Mark?👏I👏need👏to👏talk👏to👏you.

Mark:👏What’s👏going👏on?

Lisa:👏Don’t👏worry👏about👏Johnny,👏he’s👏just👏being👏a👏big👏baby.👏You👏know,👏I👏love👏you👏very👏much.

We👏see👏Johnny👏is👏straining👏to👏hear👏this👏through👏the👏bathroom👏door.

Lisa:👏I👏love👏you.

Mark:👏Why👏don’t👏you👏ditch👏this👏creep?👏I👏don’t👏like👏him👏anymore.

Lisa:👏I👏know.👏He’s👏not👏worth👏it.👏Why👏don’t👏I👏come👏up👏there👏and👏be👏with👏you?

Mark:👏Sure👏baby,👏come👏on👏up.👏I👏want👏your👏body.

Lisa:👏You👏got👏it.👏I’m👏on👏my👏way.👏Bye.

Mark:👏Bye.

Johnny👏enters👏the👏bedroom.

Johnny:👏Who👏were👏you👏talking👏to?

Lisa:👏Nobody.

Johnny:👏We’ll👏see👏about👏that.

Johnny👏retrieves👏the👏tape👏from👏the👏recorder👏(or👏something;👏the👏technical👏process👏here👏makes👏very👏little👏sense).

Johnny:👏We’ll👏see👏about👏that.

He👏plays👏the👏tape.

Mark👏(recording):👏Hello?

Lisa👏(recording):👏Hi,👏Mark?👏I👏need👏to👏talk👏to👏you.

Mark👏(recording):👏What’s👏going👏on?

Lisa👏(recording):👏Don’t👏worry👏about👏Johnny,👏he’s👏just👏being👏a👏big👏baby.👏You👏know,👏I👏love👏you👏very👏much.👏You’re👏the👏sparkle👏of👏my👏life👏(this👏is👏a👏deviation👏from👏the👏original👏conversation,👏you’ll👏note).👏I👏can’t👏live👏without👏you.👏I👏love👏you.

Johnny:👏You👏little👏tramp.👏How👏could👏you👏do👏this👏to👏me?!👏I👏gave👏you👏seven👏years👏of👏my👏life!👏And👏you👏betray👏me.👏Let’s👏see👏what👏else👏we👏have👏on👏this👏tape.

Lisa:👏No.👏Stop.👏You👏little👏prick.👏I👏put👏up👏with👏you👏for👏seven👏years.👏You👏think👏you’re👏an👏angel.👏You’re👏just👏like👏everybody.

Johnny:👏I👏treat👏you👏like👏a👏princess,👏and👏you👏stab👏me👏in👏the👏back.👏I👏love👏you,👏and👏I👏did👏anything👏for👏you👏to👏just👏please👏you,👏and👏now👏you👏betray👏me!👏How👏could👏you👏love👏him?!

Mark👏(recording):👏Why👏don’t👏you👏ditch👏this👏creep?👏I👏don’t👏like👏him👏anymore.

Lisa👏(recording):👏I👏know,👏he’s👏not👏worth👏it.👏Why👏don’t👏I👏come👏up👏there👏and👏be👏with👏you?

Mark👏(recording):👏Sure👏baby,👏come👏on👏up.👏I👏want👏your👏body.

Lisa👏(recording):👏You👏got👏it.

Johnny:👏Aughhhhhhhh!!!👏(he👏hurls👏the👏tape👏player👏against👏the👏wall)👏Everybody👏betray👏me.👏I👏don’t👏have👏a👏friend👏in👏the👏world.

Lisa:👏I’m👏leaving👏you,👏Johnny.

Lisa👏exits👏downstairs.

Johnny:👏Get👏out,👏get👏out,👏get👏out👏of👏my👏life!👏Agh!

Johnny👏collapses👏on👏the👏bed.

Cut👏to👏Johnny👏descending👏the👏stairs👏into👏the👏room.

Johnny:👏Haughhhh-augh!👏Why,👏Lisa,👏why,👏why?!

Flashback👏of👏Lisa👏laughing👏with👏Johnny’s👏tie👏around👏her👏head.

Flashback👏of👏Lisa👏and👏Johnny👏kissing.

Flashback👏of👏Lisa👏and👏Johnny👏having👏sex.

Johnny:👏You👏bitch!

Johnny👏knocks👏over👏a👏bowl👏of👏fake👏fruit,👏some👏furniture,👏and👏everything👏on👏the👏mantle.👏He👏picks👏up👏the👏TV👏and👏hurls👏it👏out👏the👏window.

Johnny:👏You👏bitch!👏You👏bitch!

Cut👏to👏Johnny👏re-entering👏the👏bedroom,👏howling👏incomprehensibly.👏He👏knocks👏stuff👏off👏the👏dresser,👏pulls👏out👏all👏the👏drawers,👏and👏shoves👏it👏over.👏He👏pulls👏all👏the👏sheets👏off👏the👏bed.👏He👏flings👏himself👏on👏the👏bed.

Flashback👏to👏Johnny👏and👏Lisa👏having👏sex.

Johnny👏knocks👏over👏some👏more👏stuff👏and👏shatters👏a👏mirror.👏He👏sits👏on👏the👏floor👏and👏picks👏up👏Lisa’s👏red👏dress.

Flashback👏to👏Lisa👏trying👏on👏the👏dress.

Johnny👏dry-humps👏the👏dress👏amid👏flashbacks👏of👏fucking👏Lisa👏when👏she👏was👏wearing👏it.

Johnny:👏You👏tramp!

He👏tears👏the👏dress👏up.

Flashback👏to👏Lisa👏and👏Mark👏dancing.

Flashback👏to👏Lisa👏saying👏“I👏put👏up👏with👏you”

Johnny👏picks👏up👏a👏box👏and👏opens👏it👏to👏reveal👏a👏handgun.

Johnny:👏Why?👏Why👏is👏this👏happening👏to👏me?👏Why?!👏It’s👏over.👏God,👏forgive👏me.

Flashback👏to👏Lisa👏saying👏“everything👏will👏be👏alright”

Johnny👏puts👏the👏gun👏in👏his👏mouth.

Flashback👏to👏Lisa👏saying👏“goodbye,👏Johnny”

Johnny👏fires👏the👏gun👏and👏falls👏backward👏in👏slow👏motion.

Fade👏to👏black.

Cut👏to👏Mark👏and👏Lisa👏dashing👏into👏the👏bedroom👏to👏find👏Johnny’s👏bloody👏corpse.

Mark:👏Wake👏up,👏Johnny,👏come👏on!

Johnny👏is👏clearly👏dead👏and👏blood👏is👏everywhere.

Lisa:👏Is👏he👏dead?👏(sobbing)👏My👏god,👏Mark,👏is👏he👏dead?

Mark:👏Yes,👏he’s👏dead.👏Yes👏he’s👏dead!

Lisa:👏(sobbing)👏Oh👏my👏god…

Mark👏slowly👏kisses👏Johnny’s👏forehead.

Lisa:👏Oh👏my👏god.

Mark👏and👏Lisa👏embrace.

Lisa:👏I’ve👏lost👏him,👏but👏I👏still👏have👏you,👏right?👏Right?

Mark:👏You👏don’t👏have👏me.👏You’ll👏never👏have👏me.👏You👏killed👏him.

Lisa:👏Mark,👏we’re👏free👏to👏be👏together.👏I👏love👏you.👏I👏love👏you!

Mark:👏Tramp!👏You👏killed👏him.👏You’re👏the👏cause👏of👏all👏of👏this.👏I👏don’t👏love👏you.👏Get👏out👏of👏my👏life,👏you👏bitch!

Denny👏enters.

Denny:👏What’s👏happening?!

Mark:👏Johnny’s👏dead!

Denny:👏Wake👏up,👏Johnny,👏please,👏please!👏It’s👏not👏right!👏It’s👏not👏right!

Lisa:👏Denny,👏he’s👏in👏a👏better👏place.

Denny:👏Leave👏us!👏Both👏of👏you👏leave.

Mark:👏As👏far👏as👏I’m👏concerned,👏you👏can👏drop👏off👏the👏earth.👏That’s👏a👏promise.

Denny:👏Just👏leave!👏Both👏of👏you!

Mark:👏Leave👏him,👏alright!👏Let👏him👏be👏with👏him!

Denny:👏Why,👏Johnny?👏Why?👏Johnny,👏why?👏Why?

Denny👏sobs.👏Mark👏and👏Lisa,👏who👏were👏in👏the👏process👏of👏leaving,👏rejoin👏Denny👏and👏comfort👏him.👏We👏hear👏police👏sirens.👏The👏three👏of👏them👏appear👏to👏take👏turns👏fellating👏Johnny’s👏corpse👏as👏we👏hear👏generic👏police👏chatter.

Fade👏to👏black👏and👏roll👏credits.