-- moodyOptimist
 [MO]
 began pestering centaursTesticle
 [CT]
 at 17:27 --


MO: Hello there.

CT: D --> Hello

MO: How are you today?

CT: D --> I am very well thank you, and yourself

MO: I am very good as well, thank you for asking.

CT: D --> How pleasant to have such a polite conversation

CT: D --> It is rare that I encounter one of your refined ilk

CT: D --> And a fellow blueblood

CT: D --> How perfectly lovely

MO: It is, isn't it? I rather like talking to people.

MO: Conversing is the best when people are polite and courteous.

CT: D --> I agree absolutely

CT: D --> Politeness is the lifeb100d of social progress

MO: So, how is it today? The weather I mean. Is it fair as it is where I am?

CT: D --> The weather is thankfully not fair, but rather a pleasant dark grey

MO: Well, I am glad. I wish it was grey outside. THe light hurts me terribly

CT: D --> I pity you as is proper and respectfully wish that the weather may improve

MO: I wish I had a proper pair of sunglasses but it seems that they have gone missing. All I have now are my regular glasses in which to see out of.

CT: D --> How terrible for you

MO: Indeed it is.

CT: D --> My own sunglasses are almost completely opaque

CT: D --> They are very serviceable, and if you would like

CT: D --> You may envy them

MO: I do envy them...may I touch them?

CT: D --> I am afraid you will have to prostrate yourself before me

CT: D --> Before I could countenance such a thing

CT: D --> Being as you are a few rungs beneath me

MO: Oh, indeed I will. It is only proper.

CT: D --> On our hallowed hemospectrum


-- moodyOptimist
 [MO]
prostrates herself before him kissing his shoes --


CT: D --> Yes

CT: D --> That is e%ellent form, inferior

MO: Thank you Superior, I am glad you enjoyed my display.

CT: D --> Although

CT: D --> I do not recall informing you

CT: D --> That you could achieve physical contact

CT: D --> With my footwear

CT: D --> And the fact that you have transgressed so

CT: D --> It is causing me to

CT: D --> Perspire

MO: I am sorry, I did not mean to anger you Superior.

CT: D --> In agitation

CT: D --> I will forgive you

MO: Thank you. I appreciate it Superior.

CT: D --> On the condition that you fetch me an absorbent material with which to

CT: D --> Soak

CT: D --> My abundant perspiration

MO: Yes, I will fetch it for you.


-- moodyOptimist
 [MO]
goes off to fetch said absorbent material --



-- moodyOptimist
 [MO]
brings him it and dares not to look up --


CT: D --> This is very good

CT: D --> Yes

CT: D --> I am enjoying this

CT: D --> I wish to inform you

CT: D --> That I am not normally a roleplayer

CT: D --> I find it childish and disso100t

CT: D --> As a pastime

MO: I am not that much of one myself, Superior. I tend to lean towards a better, more polished role.

MO: I am sorry if I have provoked your wrath in all of this Role-Play nonsense, and I shall stop if it is what you would want of me.

CT: D --> No

CT: D --> We will continue

MO: If it is what you wish I will do as you command, superior.

CT: D --> Yes

CT: D --> That is entirely corre%t

CT: D --> I commend you for your slavish devotion to social protocol

CT: D --> Slavish

CT: D --> Is an %cellent word

CT: D --> You agree

MO: Thank you mas- er Superior.

MO: Yes it is, my Superior. An exceptional word.

CT: D --> Now

CT: D --> Since you have proven your devotion

CT: D --> You may reach up, which is to say you may write that you will into your Trollian window

CT: D --> And also write that you touch my sunglasses

CT: D --> Also write that


-- moodyOptimist
 [MO]
hesitates but stands up, touching his sunglasses lightly with the tips of her fingers, looking into the reflection of herself on the cracked lenses. --


MO: Thank you, Superior.

CT: D --> Yes

CT: D --> This is causing me to perspire

CT: D --> Most copiously

MO: I hope I have not angered you.

CT: D --> No

CT: D --> On the contrary

CT: D --> Although

CT: D --> %cuse me

CT: D --> I need to fetch

CT: D --> A towel, perhaps several

CT: D --> On which to place myself

MO: Okay then.

CT: D --> My chair is becoming

CT: D --> Saturated

MO: Would you like me to dry you off, Superior?

CT: D --> Yes, that would alleviate the

CT: D --> F100idity I find myself escon%ed in

CT: D --> You will type that you do that


-- moodyOptimist
 [MO]
Towels him off, leaving no area of his body dampened by his persperation. --


CT: D --> E%cellent

CT: D --> Most e%cellent

CT: D --> Yes

CT: D --> I am enjoying this so very much

MO: Thank you for the praise my Superior.

CT: D --> Now, as I am unclear

CT: D --> Could you e100cidate which areas of my body you did not leave

CT: D --> Undampened

CT: D --> There several you see

CT: D --> Several damp

CT: D --> Areas

MO: I toweled off all of your body, leaving no traces of dampness behind, my superior.

CT: D --> I

CT: D --> I see

CT: D --> This action

CT: D --> Has caused the dampness

CT: D --> To become resurgent

CT: D --> In itself

MO: W-What should I do, Superior?

CT: D --> You will simply have to 100sen your limbs

CT: D --> And continue to towel me off

CT: D --> Until the situation

CT: D --> Resolves itself


-- moodyOptimist
 [MO]
nods and looks up at him blushing bright yellow --


MO: Y-yes Sir!


-- moodyOptimist
 [MO]
brings some more towels over to where he is, stretching before she goes to work, toweling off every part of him. --


CT: D --> Ahh

CT: D --> Careful

CT: D --> My muscles are e%ceptionally STRONG

CT: D --> You may hurt yourself on my

CT: D --> Protr00sions

MO: It is alright, if I get hurt, you can always bandage me up and I will be good as new.


-- moodyOptimist
 [MO]
smiles and  rubs the towel on his head accidentally hitting his horns --


MO: Oh! excuse me, I am very sorry!

CT: D --> Whilst I will attempt to fi% you as is my duty

CT: D --> Ah

CT: D --> Yes

CT: D --> So you should be


-- moodyOptimist
 [MO]
coughs and looks down using the towel herself. --


CT: D --> My right horn is broken and as such it is particularly unseemly

CT: D --> For you to touch it

CT: D --> Without permission

CT: D --> Ah

CT: D --> Do you also suffer from

CT: D --> Perspiration


-- moodyOptimist
 [MO]
looks down bashfully --


MO: Uh, it is only when I get excited that I do.

CT: D --> It is most sa100brious to me

CT: D --> To find that I have a kindred spirit even in one so disgustingly low

CT: D --> On the spectrum

CT: D --> Tell me

CT: D --> Do you perspire

CT: D --> Often

MO: Y-yes only when I am excited though! :X

CT: D --> And how do you become

CT: D --> E%cited

CT: D --> You'll tell me

MO: When I am ordered by higher parties

MO: be right back

CT: D --> I find your e%tended absence

CT: D --> Inf100riating

CT: D --> You will be severely punished

CT: D --> Upon your return

MO: I am sorry, Superior. I had to eat my dinner.

CT: D --> This is a%%eptable

MO: I am sorry for my absence.

CT: D --> Proper nutrition is abso100tly vital to a healthy flow of respiratory hemog100bins

CT: D --> As such I forgive your absen%e

MO: I have a lot of blood, it has to be extracted sometimes.

CT: D --> Oh

CT: D --> Oh my

CT: D --> Please

CT: D --> I mean

CT: D --> I command you

CT: D --> To tell me more

CT: D --> I am sympathetic to your problem, and you'll inform me of its details

MO: It doesn't hurt me to get my blood extracted. But the use for my blood is assanine.

CT: D --> Why doesn't it hurt you

CT: D --> It would be only proper if it

CT: D --> But

MO: Many trolls consume my blood as a delacacy.

CT: D --> I digress

CT: D --> I

CT: D --> I see

CT: D --> That is so perfe%tly

CT: D --> Debauched

CT: D --> Do you consent to this

MO: It is ludicris.

CT: D --> Subjugation of your bodily f100ids

MO: No, I was developed for this purpose

CT: D --> Oh my

CT: D --> So you are an unwilling participant

CT: D --> Corralled no doubt

CT: D --> By highb100ded superiors

CT: D --> As is good and proper

MO: Indeed, but if I am of use to my superiors then it is enjoyed.

CT: D --> Most

CT: D --> Most e%cellent

CT: D --> I cannot tell you how

CT: D --> Perfectly sweaty

MO: That and my regenerative state never allows me to scar.

CT: D --> I have become

CT: D --> Oh

CT: D --> I must admit

CT: D --> I envy you in that regard

MO: thus they can strike me and score me all they want and get my blood.

MO: If they do not, I get sick.

CT: D --> I myself purs00 many aristocratic dallian%es

CT: D --> And have become quite the tatterdemalion

CT: D --> As a result

MO: You may sample me some time.

MO: Most high bloods love how I taste.

CT: D --> I am sorry

CT: D --> Did you just presume to give me

CT: D --> Permission

MO: No, it was but a suggestion.

CT: D --> Are you sure you didn't

CT: D --> Allow me

CT: D --> I would become perfectly inf100riated

MO: You are my commander, I cannot command you.

CT: D --> Had I been

CT: D --> Allowed

CT: D --> Well

CT: D --> Very good

CT: D --> That is as it should be


-- moodyOptimist
 [MO]
smiles and looks at him innocently --


CT: D --> Your visage is so

CT: D --> Insurmountably inno%ent

CT: D --> I

CT: D --> I fear I may be ab100sing your naivete

CT: D --> Even though this is my right and even duty

CT: D --> I harbour doubts

CT: D --> Please

CT: D --> Reassure me

MO: It is alright if you abuse me, I cannot feel pain. If you break me it is fine, I regenerate.

MO: This is all natural to me.

CT: D --> Very

CT: D --> Very well

CT: D --> I must say

CT: D --> I have long coveted the desire to be able to unleash my e%ceptional STRONGness

CT: D --> Without fear

CT: D --> Of damage to the social stru%ture

MO: You make do as you please.

CT: D --> I

CT: D --> I

CT: D --> I

CT: D --> This is so

CT: D --> Proper

CT: D --> And yet

MO: Improper?

CT: D --> I am sorry, perspiration is obsc00ring my viewscreen

CT: D --> No, it is anything but

CT: D --> But

CT: D --> Still

MO: I am sorry.

CT: D --> Such fraternisation with a lowb100d

CT: D --> Almost seems

CT: D --> Intimate

MO: It is suppose to be.

CT: D --> But

CT: D --> I should simply be re-affirming my higher position through abuse

CT: D --> Not harbouring

CT: D --> These disturbing romantic feelings

MO: You feel red for me?

CT: D --> No

CT: D --> That is preposterous

CT: D --> Of course not

CT: D --> You disgust me

MO: I am sorry. I misunderstood.

CT: D --> But

CT: D --> This prospect of violence and blood-mi%ing is

CT: D --> So concupiescent

MO: If we mix our blood, it would be green.

CT: D --> E%actly

CT: D --> It would be tantamount to contrib00tion to

CT: D --> The revered slurry

MO: I am sorry, Superior. But I must take my leave as of now.

MO: There are highbloods that are calling me and I must be detained.

CT: D --> Very well

MO: Farewell.

CT: D --> Ah

CT: D --> You

CT: D --> Yes

CT: D --> Go

CT: D --> Quickly

CT: D --> I must refresh my towels